burger edition
lil leftypops just slimed rorked
>>222676682that's a tortoise
gtavi
my excellent coffee was almost ruined by some spoiled milk I luckily didn't mix with the coffee yet
all x is y but not all y is x
>>222676698rockstar more like cockstar
>ever so slightly rainingThe christian God has defeated Allah
>>222676701>putting milk into coffee at all
Mad how ive got all those finnish lads posting in the Nevada edition
Pork Shanks are ready
>>222676706I don't mind black coffee and I'm drinking it black now, but I prefer milk and sugar with it. Problem?
Think we are at our limit for talking about mental illness desu
10 hours now theyve been posting in the Nevada edition
>>222676720Depends, do you have a problem admitting that you're a homosexual?
>>222676721get him on gb news
MAN DOWN
my chest hair has gone white
I made coffee or the first time in 6 months, blended some butter and milk in it and honey.
yoyu like my kittn
>>222676743nta but what makes it homosexual behaviour, not a coffee drinker myself
>>222676749this roo has more screentime than the titular character and its species from 'Kangaroo Jack'.
>>222676743Frankly bizarre assertion this
>>222676768cuteand the cat's not bad either haha x
>>222676721the blog is named mental how fit they are
OBIE TRICEREAL NAME, NO GIMMICKS
>>222676768holy ginger power..both of you
right time to get started on the bokkles and tins
>>222676768the gingers as it were
>>222676768are you related?
>>222676768what a pussy
>>222676768you look like you bumrape people in dark alleys
screaming
>>222676805how did you see it was him if it was dark
I have to make rice and potatoes now
>>222676811this is literally /sp/ all the time why are they so obsessed
>>222676768thawed out caveman ahh hair
>>222676819we stared passionately into each other's eyes in the missionary position
>>222676824they love football more than we do but they can never love it enough to dispel the fact that we invented it
>>222676816ha the treads trod on him so hard he turned into a tankake. tanks a lot i'm here all week Baghdad you've been a grate audience
>>222676819he's an owl and can rotate his head really far
>>222676834slightly gay
>>222676824jfs can't hack the banter, they think we're being 100% dead serious
>>222676754elton?
>>222676850how awful
rorke's last stand
>>222676808>>222676858
so this is rorke
>>222676868rorke's drift as it were
we are turning into hollows
might watch mr bean's holiday
been up for way too longshan't be sleeping
>>222676918spoiler alert he dies beacuse he wears a suit on a beach in southern france and air conditioning dosent exist
>>222676921same about, 22 hours
mr bean's girlfriend sex arse
>>222676883jeffery is a good lad
wonder how many clones are out there
infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
>>222676962*lass
>>222676983dollyposting is IN
breakfast is always 3 boiled eggs, some fruit and maybe some yoghurt or manchego cheese with raw honey, and a coffee. feel much better cutting out porridge. heavy arse food that makes you go back to sleep
>>222677046reckon they should have chosen a zebra so you could look at the stripes and confirm it really is an exact copyall sheep look the same
going to perform a drink much more water todaymy piss was the same colour as a poo this morning
no one at the beach
>>222676986When I was a kid we went to soccer camp on the coast and we stayed in these old bungalos that were right behind the beach. One night a kid from the other team started having severe pain in the ear and they took him to the hospital and turns out a cockroach had gotten into his ear - when they took it out it was still alive. After that everyone slept with cotton balls in their ears.
>>222677070are you sure you weren't just pooing out your dick? it happens sometimes
>>222677062well tough shit they didn't; santa isn't real either. life isn't always fair
>>222677075i feel it in the airthe summer's out of reach
>>222677075where is the water?
can we cuddle
>>222677118stolen by woke
>>222677120*crosses my arms and shifts further away from you*
>>222677120it's too hot>but you always say that and we never cuddlebecause you're like a radiator >fuck you*goes to sleep in the other room*
>>222677075wtf is this. this a like a beach some cargo cult in rural shropshire made because they're landlocked and have never seen the sea before but are too far behind technologically to simply drive there
>>222677120...yh
>electric trucks in american truck simworld has gone woke
>>222677148called tides mate
gone mental
>>222677150https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps9e1vqOKtM
does /brit/ not understand the concept of tidal cycles
>>222677190political correctness gone mad
>>222677190ooo look at me i live im bognor regis i know a lot about the sea
>>222677210I'm actually 40 miles from the sea as the crow flies
>>222677190lots of places dont have them so maybe that's why
>>222677223dis nigga think he a crow :skull:
need to make a coffee
What does a slag smell like?
Scotland's chance of World Cup progression is at a dreaded 0.00000%
dont even have the capacity for gaming anymore. will occasionally watch a youtube video since I am unable to cope with being in control and doing anything other than just sitting in a chair gormless as all my choices are made for me by the person in control making the video
water goes upwater goes downyou can't explain that
why is the bloody sea not remain still bitch bloody
>>222677270Water cycle
>>222677223ooo look at me i live in Reading, Guildford and/or Stanstead i know a lot about sex trafficking
when you get into one of these groups, there's only a couple ways you can get out
>>222677276not even close to triangulating my position mate, you'll never find me
is brit a fat slag general?
>>222677309im a fat slug
>>222677253vodka, cheap perfume, lambert and butler, desperation
>According to the woman herself, in 10 years, Raducanu's career will be coming to an end. That came during an interview with Grazia, where she said: "I'll probably be retiring and hopefully proud of the career I've had in tennis, but also extremely excited for another career.>I can't wait to delve into another chapter, and to think that my life really starts in my thirties is exciting.>Raducanu has hinted about what she'd like to do after hanging up her racket, with suggestions she could begin a career in banking.
>>222677299>innocent seal told about heatherfungus
>>222677321Tell your mum to have a shower
>>222677296ooo look at me i live in market rasen lincolnshire 40 miles from the coast as the crow flies i know a lot about being a pensioner
>>222676721wasn't he using a minor's drug addiction to get him to send him nudes for cash?
>>222677321women can't be desperate for sex it's just not possiblewhat are they desperate for then?
>>222677347attention
>>222677347they get used as pump and dumps by drunk men every weekend
>>222677331i.e. she will marry a merchant banker and do absolutely nothing for the rest of her days
>>222676749>Strewth, they spiked the VBs again the flamin galahs
>>222677321Do they like Aussies?
>>222677309how fat we talking? tastefully plump or spilling out fat?
hello :3
>>222677392an aussie would sound impossibly exotic to slag from somewhere like macclesfield
>>222677337swing and a miss mate, right coast but that's about it
>>222677058Porridge makes me shit immediately after eating it.Started doing baked eggs. 3 in a little pie dish and then chuck in whatever random bits are around. Today its tomato, spinach and black beans
>>222676701same but it was my cereal. . cant have it until tomorrow. thats what i get for buying milk from the petrol station
>>222677441isn't that just an omelette
brushing my teeth with petrol
>>222677456so with colgate?
>>222677363>Emma Raducanu, 23, all over new man PR expert John Friend, 32, as tennis ace spotted in romantic park clinchwhat a slag
>>222677456you just said petrol because you read it in my post about milk. please acknowledge where credit is due. otherwise creatives like me will go elsewhere
England is the spiritual home of the French tongue>Oldest manuscript of the 'Song of Roland' comes from Oxford>Oldest history in French is 'Estoire des Engleis'>Two-thirds of Francophone manuscripts from before ~1200 AD come from England
on the spargo
>>222677331are ash barty retired to pop out a couple of kidsshe seems to be doing alright
>>222677494my bumhole is the spiritual home of french tongues
going to brush my teeth then go for a bike ride
>>222677494you're gonna go mental when you learn about the normans
>>222677455iif you like. ts rectangle, unflipped and done in the air fryer. baked seemed more appropriate
>>222677494countries didnt exist back then
brushing my teeth with a petrel
I fantasize about rooting a slag from behind and pushing her face into the pillow and when she lifts her head up all her fake tan and make is left on the pillow
brushing my teeth with glyphosate
>>222677534i hope you're taking responsibility for the laundry
>>222677534corr yeah then shouting at the mucky bitch after while she lies there full of your load and then she feels guilty so she gets up and washes it and makes you a bacon sarnie and sucks your willard again and keeps apologising coooorrrrr
still wear my t shirt that has a mascara stain from the only time I had sex 8 years ago
Just forgot about Dre
>>222677568Sir I'd like to buy your shirt
>>222677556Fuuuuuuuuck lad, want to tag team a slag with me?
>>222677568don't understand how you can successfully have sex but then never again, did you not gain any confidence from the experience at all?
>>222677494french women are beautiful
>>222677589yeah we can do the eiffel tower
got 3rd rock from the sun on
business idea: porn video where it keeps going long after the money shot and it's the girl doing laundry and making a roast dinner while the guy just chills in the background
>>222677599so greasy
>>222677519Please see >>222677494
>>222677611kino if mother and son
>>222677610frasier for me
>>222677611sometimes I think about them driving home with the guy's bum pubes stuck between their teeth and a load turning to ricotta in their stinky twat, crying about the fact they couldn't haggle for an extra £50
>>222677615le natural, as they say
>>222677596just dont have mates or go out ever. not on any apps since I dont want to upload my photo.live at home unemployed.
>>222677611bit misogynist
>>222677615greeeazy?
rorke watching the dalily akkad
>>222677646why don't you want to upload a photo? Are you denying yourself pussy just because of some tinfoil hat personal data autism?
>>222677651I don't like people being mean to girls either but I wouldn't bite someone for it
>>222677646
>>222677662possibly my favourite boosh episode x
luv hair like this
mumberg said she'd go shopping today so I didn't bother. now it's time to make dinner and I see she seems to have bought nothing but southern blue whitingLike she has filled the freezer with frozen southern blue whitingNot a bulk pack, and not multiple packs of the same thing. She's got microwavable southern blue whiting with curry sauce, skin-on southern blue whiting, and crumbed southern blue whitingShe seems to have purched no vegetables, bread, pasta, rice, spices or anything elseJust multiple different sorts of frozen southern blue whitingSo I suppose it's southern blue whiting for dinner on whatever rice is left in the cupboard
Got the third cock in my bum on
>>222677681it's a follicle miracle
>>222677627I vaguely remember a JAV where a mum is just going about her day cooking and cleaning while various dudes (possibly related to her) take turns railing herwas quite good
>>222677672I just hate the idea of putting myself online. I don't have any social media. I don't even have youtube account anymore. still doesnt stop me coming on here and sharing how much of a runt I am. its like my diary
phil hartman sighted
>>222677687alri blue whiting mum lad
>>222677708Based on your mum’s life then
>>222677687get a third world rapist to bring you a cold takeway for $120
>>222677710okay but simply posting here is enough for an mi6 portfolio on you to open anyway. dosent really make a difference
da's got yt shorts on full blast in the living room
trust me to get 7/8 on my bet builder last night
>>222677727It's less about data and more just find the idea of putting myself online weird. If I ever did try to get a gf or a shag I would have to do it old fashioned way by cold approach or in a approachable environment like pub
gave a stray cat a snack and he won’t stop meowing and clawing at my door
dad made me use the poof shower again
>>222677673men can do laundry you selfish little dick
bigger travesty than 9/11
no joke mum came out and asked what's for dinner as I started prepping and when I told her it's southern blue whiting she said she didn't want any and would have leftovers instead
Morning shaggers. What’s the goss? x
too scared to buy this pickup for my guitar worried it will be a waste of money x
got a washer dryer combo so I don't even need to unload the machine until it's time to hang the clothes in the wardrobeabsolute doddle
>>222677780thats a different person
Will white first-worlders find me repulsive on account of my apeish hair if I visit their countries
why do i seem toneed to
>>222677780she got mindraped by a few online posts. those bastards deserve to be stoned
>>222677796what pickup?
>>222677800have fun destroying the fibres of your clothes and needing new ones constantly
>>222677787Gods I was young then
>>222677812looking at a dimarzio neck pick up for my strat, sounds so peng
>>222677765what does yo body tea mean
>>222677807original britons gave many the hairy gene
>>222677840Unc…
>>222677840he mean it TEA stupid ass nigga
>>222677780This is a an actual crime and makes me sad and my day is ruined.
>>222677807Identical arm to me I’m welsh100%
>>222677866>Starring Daniel Radcliffe as Weird Al Yankovic
>>222677866why do they both look like old children
Can feel myself balding in real timeMy scalp tightening and destroying hair follicles at this very moment
>>222677687no one knows what southern blue whiting is you idiot bruce
>>222677888do head massages
>>222677836no one uses the neck pickup lad don't waste your money
nobody:not a single person:/brit/: right well
>>222677687In australia you can take your rifle and hunt whatever edible mammal happens to be in your vicinity
>>222677484normgroids must live in a constant state of euphoria
>>222677840tea is nice to drink so people say tea to describe nice things
>>222677866Is that tracy beaker lol
>>222677894I have faith that the average brit poster can infer what southern blue whiting is from context clues
meeting friends at 12 so holding off showering until the last minute otherwise I'll just be sweaty and smelly again
a southern blue whiting is a kind of cake
>>222677936yh
Southern blue whiting is a type of paint for skirting boards
>>222677942niga its 19 degrees
>>222677930you would be surprised how quickly things become old and not that special, even something like spending time with a cute girl
>>222677942they're not your friends, just people you know
>>222677942I have clothes in my office downtown so I can go change t-shirt in the summer - true story.
>>222677913s
Redoing the seal round the bath with southern blue whiting
rorke saying he isnt racist even though he clearly is racist
not left the house for a week
Pooey bumEmma WatsonPooey poo pooey bumEmma Watson pooey bum
Southern Blue Whiting is a type of rare bird only seen in the costal regions of South Africa
>>222677388What are VBs? What are galahs? How are you so familiar with aussie slang?
when will lockdown end
>>222677912I-I do... I like jazz and that
>>222677988let it go. he’s changed now.
southern blue whiting is a style of jazz music
>>222677979well they did invite me and even double checked I was still coming so you might be wrong there
>>222677866sick of it
head hurts
mel brooks is 100 today
>>222677929Back to /balk/ with you malaka, these white people are mine.
>>222677937I think it's a fish
Southern Blue Whiting was a 1972 film made by Mel Brooks
>>222678031that's a tortoise
wish I had mates to ask me out on a sunday
>>222678033hi
>>222678045I'm going to Cork in 3 weeks, please make sure to not be there at that time
Got quite literally zero on today's activity list.
>>222678071
>tortoise-EW my days, have you seen the wittle tortoise prancing about? Delightful isn't it, Maynard?-Oh certainly it is so, Mildred!-What a jolly riot we are having, if I say so!-Indeed!
ever watch that No Doubt music video when you were young and think yeah thats what my life will be like when I'm older. All my mates coming over on Sunday for spag bol and get on the red red wine
>>222678064I'll be your mate where do you want to go
This is our third position party? This is 21st century England's answer to the NSDAP?
>>222678077ktim quite literally every day for the past 3 years
>>222678075You may be going to Cork, but I ak not sure you wull ever be leaving you sick little fuckstain*does the menacing throat slicing gesture at you*
>>222678080
>>222678093An old man, a young groomed foid with the "tradwife" dress on, Nick Frost's character from spaced if he was in the queue for Methadone, and some kind of big Herculean spastic. All with Primarnie trainers on.
>>222678074why is he dressed like that
>>222678088No i watched the george michael video 'outside' and thought id be having lots of gay sex and sure enough thats what my life became
the "Southern Blue" style is a complex and time consuming form of whiting that is now only done by a small group of talented whiters
>>222678111s
>>222678088nah I mostly just perved on gwen
>>222678106I'm a bit of a celebrity there I reckon, since everyone over the age of 40 says hello to me when I incelwalk to blackrock castle.
will I have better luck finding a sugar mummy if I say I'm willing to be pegged
if you really think about it, wokeness has gone mad.
>>222678093the bloke on the left sucking his tummy in so hard he's about to explode
>>222678143You have been to Ireland before??Are you greek or an english on vacation?
>>222678145say your a virgin freak
>>222678093I like the idea of right wing gf I just don't want her going out and hanging round weirods and lefties.
>>222678153I meant the right. THE RIGHT*
>>222678154I'm greek, I've been to Dublin once and to Cork 4-5 times to visit ____
>>222678153>>222678171Technically he is on the left of them
>>222678146heard theyre getting rid of national trust sites and are going to rename them monuments to the colonial genocide of bipocs and queer folks
mum's got a posh teapot finished in southern blue whiting
>>222678195>loose
might start saying 'um' irl
scream
When one throws up a Roman, one evinces a handsome truth about the post-war period—that liberal values, which reified themselves in political institutions, aren’t tolerant at all. And when one throws up two Romans at once, the veil of tolerance completely disappears.
battering the missus after losing a game is a proud English tradition and I will NOT let woke take it away from us
pretending im a victim of football domestic violence on tiktok this sunday morning
>>222678213Might shag you up the bum irl.
>>222678195anything gets classed as DV nowadays wonder how much of this stat is men harmlessley punching a hole in the wall
>>222678220Since when did the Nintendo DS have teeth, or even need washing? Arl bat has gone mad
>>222678195just another attack on the working class and our institutions
my life be like
>>222678252oo aah oo ahh oo ahh
>>222678221good post
my life gay porn
>>222678233who fucking cares?>MEN PRONE TO VIOLENCE OFTEN RESORT TO IT DURING TIMES OF EMOTIONAL STRESSBig fucking surprise
feel really sick
>>222678267Need are Rubes to sit on my face.
>>222678267same. sick of hearing you moaning
Here's the Cork gato
>>222676682君が代は...
>>222678174Why the long dash?Visit whom? A girl?
going to make a coffee soon
>>222678220This is my brother except he's 40 and my parents have given up trying
>>222678302dangerous and downright stupid
>>222678289oh aye?
this is the best shop in the uk btw
>>222678280lol x
>>222678195mental that women will stay with these animals rather than shag me
right well
the southern whiting was blue
ah ja ze bee und emm bagans ja ve dont have zat in germany
>>222678281Cute gato. So what do you do in Cork?
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