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Raccoon wife
Do you get adverts like this in your state?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnbTem-8q8U
JOI girls be like: jerk it you fucking loser. I'm not no fucking loser
>>222694610WHORE
Bogina, chicky-chicky cheese
>>222694654it's like me when I just try to enjoy some nice feet vids and then they start talking about how stinky and dirty they are. I don't want them to be stinky and dirty you stupid bint I want them to be impeccably clean and rose-smelling
The dream is alive bros
>>222694654So why are you watching JOI
Mom went to costco without telling me
Found this gem at a thrift store
>>222694742Does she need to tell you?
>>222694756Did you buy it?
>>222694756What was it like for you in 2020/21?It was surprisingly lax here. So-called 'rules' weren't really enforced, you were sometimes asked by a mask janny at the entrance to shops why you weren't wearing one but if you just said medical reasons they couldn't stop you or do anything. I took great delight in walking around and coughing and seeing people panic. The worst bit was the regulations on businesses, as obviously restaurants, pubs, etc couldn't actually open at certain points. There was a lot of propaganda on TV and I remember a BBC News presenter saying at the start of it all that early evidence from China suggested a mortality rate of 20-25%, accompanied by those shoddy CCTV images of people dropping down randomly in the street
Hikers of /cum/ how do you prevent ticks from drinking your blood?
>>222694742Motherstein loves to do this then she complains about how pushing a cart hurts her arthritis
>>222694836>What was it like for you in 2020/21?Bad but not like Australia tier
>>222694850Cigarettes
>>222694850semen
IT’S COMING HOME
>>222694888Didn't it vary a lot by state?
>>222694903is the round of 16 good what does this mean
>>222694943The last 16 teams in the tournament, 48 entered it.
>>222694831yes>>222694836I graduated uni that year. I had to pay for an extra semester because they shut down lab access and I couldn't complete my final project.So I just lived the NEET life because fuck it everything was closed. Sold my crypto in june 2021 to keep a roof over my head. Genuinely thought it was heading to 0 at the time.There was a lot of fun on 4chan as we all shared those videos of chinese people dying. When I did get a job, it was because the company had to hire because they were sending people over to china and they had to quarantine for like 4 weeks before they could go out for work. Total nightmare for them.
I want to rape
>>222694943making it to round 16 is basically winning
Me and some soccer player
is this catholic
its crazy how i look up solo girl and half the results are negro porn, how can it be like this
>>222694850Long pants
>>222695043I thought she was some type of south american she's half filipina
la pluie tombe
>>222695043no
>>222695043Does Sophie Rain actually do porn? I feel like everyone these days just gets headlines
>>222695115I don't actually know anything about her. she's kinda cute but not my thing
>>222695082Practically the same thing since both are half slant eye
i call sophie rain hot all the time yet she never replied to me
>>222695115no. just shakes her ass
Was watching The Weakest Link and the group got the entire chain of questions perfect and Jane Lynch was so impressed she didn't even say anything sarcastic or mean spirited
Shake your ass
>>222694610she's chad only
/cum/ posters are verry naive about women and don't seem to be aware of modern day hypergamy and the fact that the majority of young men are virgins
real
>>222695182Mystikal is in jail :/
>>222694836>What was it like for you in 2020/21?It was nuts. I went into the year all happy and excited because it was my junior year of HS and I was planning on making all my connections with frens and girls for an unforgettable summer. Then coof happened and fucked everything up. I still had a great summer though, Minnesota is impossible to beat and I started riding my bike about 30 miles a day from where I was to a lake town called Waconia. However, I was in MN, so it was a surreal experience given Floyd kicked off at the end of May and I would often see national guard deploying into the city from Fort Ripley whenever we drove up route 10. I visited my Uncle on a road trip with my Grandpa who had just moved to the Vancouver area of Washington state during the peak of the riots, and going into Portland was surreal because at night it was a war zone and during the day it was all burned and bombed out. There was a palpable sense of fear in the air.After that, I got my first job in October that year in order to save money for the Olympics, which were pushed out to 2021, which ended up falling through. I went back to school for my last trimester but again, no connections or anything because it was the tail end of senior year and all the girls were paired up by that point, so I instead prepped for college and kept working hard. I graduated HS and had a very tumultuous time at the graduation postparty and wished I hadn't gone because it blackpilled me and made me realize those super important years were stolen from me. But then I went to college and then got more blackpilled because I realized my family was too poor for law school.They were the best of times, they were the blurst of times.
what do you say to people who don't want to live?
cum lol
My manpussy hurts after a meet up in the nude beach bathroom
>>222695115>Does Sophie Rain actually do porn?No she's for money laundering>>222695253I'm very aware, I'm one of them
>>222695312Die bitch
I am so sick bros, my fucking throat is killing me
chadhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782624699306370.mp4
>>222695326Are you at Fire Island?
>>222694850You can treat your socks, boot cuffs, and pant cuffs with permethrin. It works extremely well, but I just wear long pants and tuck my shirt
I wouldn't tip a waitress 20% if she crawled under the table and sucked my dick
>>222694903It's hard to care when all the players are just imports from coloured countries what do care about ball kick. How many of those players were born in Canada? Of those how many have parents born in Canada?
weed tastes like black pepper
>>222695369Yeah
>>222694610What do we think about her latest performance?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ciw14dzkduE
>>222695326more like a meat up
Canada is winning the world cup
I'm dopey and I failed at life
>>222695440Nice take home the golden wicket or whatever
why don't we exile prisoners
>>222695444at least u got trips eh
>>222695471why dont we exile NEETs
>>222695428Why are you gay
Going off in the woods tomorrow, anybody need anything?
>>222695426I always get too high and ask google how to get less high and it says to eat some black pepper
>>222690830I don't like that OP video but at least its not a zoom zoom op
>>222695471 chud niggas rlly be like "return to white tradition" and not know they own history
>>222695517>anybody need anythinggf and stable job and my own place
uh oh, boutta have no canadian posters in /cum/ anymore...
where's the french arab. i miss him
Having egg salad farts
i'm a colossal failure
>>222695471send them on a one way ride to india with no money or cell phone
>>222695428Is it nice? Culture seems stifling
>>222695578We love women here though
I'm going to kill you
>>222695578what can they do? supply free whores?
Am I the only one who thinks the 26 World Cup logo looks like Johnny Bravo's side profile?
boss sent an email just now that we get monday off because of this stupid soccer game
>>222695630so? incels love women they just can't get them
>>222695625>Culture seems stiflingIf you like old men and uber lame millennial flamers it's right up your alley
>>222695538Lovely boobies!!
not going to the gym tomorrow because i'm almost certain its going to be closed for the ball game
dude weed
>>222695678>dude weedevery dayI love weed
>>222695500Why are you str*ight?
>>222695704im doing weed rn
Dudegangweed
/cum/ loves weed
Weed is for boys meth is for men
What liquor should I take camping? I usually go bourbon but thinking blanco tequila would be nice
>>222695647supposedly the intention is for the logo to serve as a base for any of the cities or states to use it and fill it in with various colors, etc.but i've only ever seen the default one, which looks like a photoshop transparent layer, unfinished.
rolling up
>>222695750Something strong so you can get drunk and wander off a cliff
>>222695773I got mushrooms for that babes
>smoking weedslip in some beers for a crazy time
Spinny and cinamoroll BTFO
>>222695706>Why are you str*ightI'm biologically attracted to women, genuinely believe God is real, and live with my chuddy family who would likely toss me out if they found out I was considering gaycelling. These three things keep me from going the gaycel route despite it being tempting given how truly abysmal women and everything about them is for those my age.If I were to be gay I also wouldn't be one of those fags with an anal death wish I'd pretty much just be monogamous.
>>222695792poor spinny I bet she's sad right now
>>222695788I’m doing that because I’m a dirtbag
>>222695788feels the same
>>222695253I’m differentI’m volcel
>>222695807For a non homo you make some of the gayest posts I've ever read
>>222695812At least K*romi didn't win
>>222695750tequila, always tequila, 100% agave
>>222648786>>222641988hott
Just found out that the iconic yellow school bus is ironically called a “Blue Bird”.
>>222695750Tennessee Whiskey, that's pretty much what it's made for.
>>222694836Mask Janny hell (California)It's a shame it became part of a political identity, because it was really retarded. It really kills me that a person who makes their political identity 'empathy' literally ceases to stop thinking and will write stuff like "I just don't understand it" when people didn't want to wear the mask. People thought I was some sort of far-right extremist, just like you see in France with A/C.I didn't really care about any of the scientific arguments one way or the other, wearing masks were annoying. Both sides of the political divide were pretty retarded, and still are.Covid completely obliterated the food service industry. Pretty much all restaurants here suck due to poor service. Fast food, too. The service quality never really recovered.I eat out less than one a month now due to this.
>>222695896no they're not, that's the name of one of the companies that built them.
>>222695875That might be it this time>>222695904I'll usually take OGD or something like that, but tequila or sambuca sound nice
>>222695750obviously you take dark liquor camping. Whiskey or something.
>>222695939Maybe take some rum and do it pirate style
One of my favourite Radiohead songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Del3C2W63Pk
>>222696007Daily Mail outsold
>>222695988Not a rum fan, and I've tried a lot of them. Maybe some brandy if I can find the cheap one I like, don't want to spring for a nice kelt at the moment>>222695945Yeah but maybe nah? Namh'm sayin? Tequila in hot cocoa is nice
>street photographer does street photographer things>rando 'content creator' whore accuses him of being a creepsociety gave these fucking whores WAY too much powerhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/w6f2dePFwVk
>>222696007sounds like poop on a stick
>>222691082White gals stay winnin'
>>222696027>Tequila in hot cocoa is niceno it's not that sounds absolutely disgusting. are you a mexican?
>>222696040I’m on the whores side. Japan was right about the shutter sound
>>222696060(girl) poop on a stick sounds hotradiohead is not
>>222694610Why are timmycels obsessed with her?
>>222696077No, tequila is just a very nice and versatile spirit.
>>222696097Why are you so obsessed with me?
White girl arse
>>222696111you're definitely a mexican
I sit down to pee. So what?
>>222696147Same I never have to pee without shitting
>>222696080>I’m on the whores side.she's recording people as she walks.why can't we be honest and just saying she decided to be offended because the street photographer was an old white boomer instead of someone she would find attractive?
>>222696141Ok fine, I am of mexican-american heritage but I am a white latinxo
Pawg gf
I think I'm becoming too well read. Too informed about history and politics. I'm losing my ability to communicate with the average American.
>>222696236Sound like a fag
>>222694654Yeah wtf is up with that. Also all the cuck shit. Instantly ruins a video when they suddenly throw that crap in.>>222690830I hate all humanity. I despise mankind. I am misanthropic.
>>222696236>the average American.Is a profound retard.
does that homeless man deserve your money? probably not. but neither do you. give anyway
>>222696172>mexicanknew it>but I am a white latinxox 2 doubt
MISSISSIPPI QUEENIF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANMISSISSIPPI QUEENSHE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING
phwoarthought of dat slovakian flag as i was doing my sextdaily uh oh stinkingtonshire
>>222696297>neither do youI worked for my money and he can too
im not ridiculous
>>222694610ohwoar would eviwcerate hwr face wiv me glacial ropes
ow wo*does the t pose*
>>222696355asking people for money is work
>>222696355phwoar wunnon right is me
Need to breed that thick Filipino girl I saw working at the mall
Endless Euro slander by my parents regurgitating Freddy-tier garbage is getting real tiresome
>>222696419but you won't
>>222696430but i will
>>222696419same
>>222696427your parents sound basedyou sound cringe
>>222696264>I am misanthropic.
>>222696451Euro slander is Brown-coded>>222696419I will never have this (seriously I tried)
just cleaned the car
searched a while for a specific porn video but never found it
>>222696419the question is, will she let you?
If Nikki Minaj was racist as well as the other stuff it would be impossible to say she isn't based
>>222696440you don't even know who I'm talking about
>>222696490what is it?
>>222696466failing to fuck a flip girl is the biggest brown coded thing in the world. they go nuts for white guys.anyways europe sucks and you've never been there.
>>222696497black schoolgirl gets spanked
>>222696466if you can't fuck Filipino girls as a white man then I don't know what to tell you
Can't score your own kind or what?>>222696501>>222696511
>Vile footage shows Texas sisters Cookie and Kitty grin as they’re busted for allegedly hacking mom of 5 to death>Amaya Cookie Diaz, 19, and Kitty Mia Diaz, 21, were taken into custody by officers in Del Rio — a small city near the Mexican border — just hours after cops say they repeatedly stabbed 32-year-old Caroline “Caro” Peña in broad daylight.>Footage reportedly shows a bloody Peña facing down her three attackers outside a Sonic drive-through before she died.What the fuck man
>>222696533what do you mean what the fuck
>>222696533that's typical for mexicans
I feel like a shameful little boy on the inside. I will feel better after I’ve had some alcohol.
>>222696501>failing to fuck a flip girl is the biggest brown coded thing in the worldIt's not an ethnic thing, I can't fuck any girl for reasons I feel are beyond my control.>europe sucks and you've never been thereI literally attempted to join the FFL and spent my time outside of it in Marseille and Toulon, widely considered the shittiest cities in Western Europe outside of Britain for over a month. I don't think Europe is perfect or anything and it absolutely has its problems but the U.S sure as shit isn't superior overall; they're equally shit places for very different reasons.
>>222696533i could've saved her
alcohol is good but overrated
>>222696533Imagine instead of going to prison the state gives you these women to rape forever and however you want
>>222696533>another female rebootboring
>>222696533>locked up right before she wallsThe perfect life for a sexican bitch like that. Hopefully she popped out some kids first
>>222696532it's nice to have brown skin booty bouncing on your dick once in a while
I am so drunk right now
>>222696580I'm 3/10 but about to kick it up a notch
>>222696542Just the entire thing, like three girls stab a mother of 5 to death, couldnt have just been over some drive thru dispute right? Like did they know eachother? Was this some cartel shit? Like just what the hell? Latinas man, not even once.t.1/4 Mexican
>>222696573>Hopefully she popped out some kids firstThis but the opposite of what you said
>>222696592>'m 3/10 but about to kick it up a notchhaircut?
>>222696575I will never have this
>>222696559>I can't fuck any girl for reasons I feel are beyond my control.what are you retarded or something? girls are horny as fuck just go flirt with them.my brother went to the phillippines on a business thing and flip girls were literally adding me on facebook for months after I could have fucked the entire town and I didn't even fucking go there
>>222696608Reminder that zooms fetish is being pegged
>t. 1/4 mexicanRolf whats the point of even mentioning it
>>222696560
>>222696619Mexicans look like farts
>>222696617>>t. 1/4 mexican>Rolf whats the point of even mentioning italso 25% Mexican, what?
>>222696619The victim
>>222696619why is her middle name cookie?
>>222696619Damn those cop photographers have no ideal how to play with focal length.That is so unflattering
>>222696638she's the Cookie Monster hahaha
Yo? Mexicano? No señor!
fink imma wait a while before repostin'cba to repost agen after second econaecutive formatting errorrn?smell of maple syrupdats yhe smellofa 76 mile week
I might be too drunk to make dinner tonight.
No way jose
Boomers in the comment section of every song
>>222696681si...
>girls are horny as fuck just go flirt with them
>>222696693I like it when you can see ribs
>>222696673Back before I started sobriety I occasionally made bread while tipsy
>>222696693corr shagged hwr atse
wtf do u losers talk about in here?
>>222696701Maybe don't be a weird nigga around the huzz
>>222696701Pussy is so easy to get your dad did it
>>222696705bread is difficult, how did it turn out?
>>222696718ur mom
Sometimes I take a little bitler of a big shitler out of my chinese dickler.
>>222696730Uh oh, stinky
>>222696728Alright usually. It's sourdough usually, or sourdough discard
>>222696738ch-ch-Chinese-Canadian anon?
some guys you can't help but like
>>222696738good post
>>222696726>your dad did itMy Dad used to be a hardened criminal in a particularly shitty city, of course he got pussy
>>222696716shame her movie flopped
drinking wine
>ooouuuuuu husban't
Had a ham and bagel sandwich but there was no mayo so it was QUITE dry
>>222696745try making French toast out of bread you thing didn't turn out do goodI had a recipe for "artisan bread", that was sit for everything except French toastI call it French toast steak, it is so good, especially with honey over syrup
For a bagel that went viral
I want a wife but she has to work while I stay home and game
>>222696794someone post the video
Who wants to play a game of stink a dink?
i hate sex scenes
>>222696801never gonna happen
>>222696788ah fuck I'm drunk, but you get it
what do we make of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw_ChIZfisM
oink
wtf r u guys talking about?
>>222696839gockstein
>>222696832they are celebrating the world cup
>>222695310I hope you're happy now, Zoom Zoom
there are some games i really want from the steam sale, but i shall resist for now.
>>222696818>Zoomies don't know that sex scenes are for turning to your gf and shoving your tongue down her throat and hand down her pants in the back of the theaterThey missed out on so much. We should ban social media.
do u guys like mlp?
>you decidehuh? whats that supposed to mean?
>>222696833>tf>tp
>>222696880>>222696818>sex scenesThe problem isn't sex scenes themselves it's more how Hollywood has mandated shooting them since Weinstein. "sex scenes" now consist of a naked guy with his ass to the camera fucking a partially clothed girl in missionary, thus getting rid of the whole point of them being inherently bisexual by simultaneously making them gay and sanitized. I was outright angry when I saw this in Obsession and is a big reason why I don't watch newer stuff, especially romance stuff.
>ghost is an incelBASED
>>222696901Love is a better term to useI'm a total Applejack, but my spiritpony is totally fluttershy
seriously wtf do u guys talk about? its like /b/ but /int/
Oh shit I'm gonna fart!!!! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
talk about being raped by life
>>222696929poopin' is the premier topic of serendipitation
i miss /vint/
>>222696454Too bad he got busted
YA ALI YA HUSSEIN
Lazy sunday vibes
nigger nigger vibes
>>222696979
Pantera- Nigger Destruction
light breakfast
Theyre gonna bluebeam us boys...
>>222696907Who wonWho's next
haitians don't work that hard
>>222696919Alright Maggie Mae Fish
They see me throwin' they haitian
i'll kill myself eventually
>>222696874I want to play A Hat in Time
>>222696857>I hope you're happy now, Zoom ZoomThanks. I'm better ins ome ways and worse than others. I at least feel solace in the sense that there's very little I could have done better. There's two chances I had with girls that I fumbled or ignored that could've gone somewhere, but other than that everything that happened was out of my control. They're simply two wasted, lost years. It is what it is.
make some posts retards
The Haitians and Syrians got to go back
pancho was a bandit boy
is Pigger a racist word when referring to pigs?
name one thing that muhammad said that you agree with
>>222697125
>>222697125it's dinner time so everyone is eating
>>222697156>Look at them little pigglets running around
Johnny Ola? Never met him
me i have no family
I have a family but they're all soying out over the X-games in the other room
>>222697204Is that better or worse than you in the next room posting here
The crime is pouring into the "nice" areas of Chicagos North side. Just murder, rape, robbery, day in and day out.
>>222697209sent that freak flying
>>222697220Where?
Someone who is broke, should never be bored
>>222697209apples to oranges frankly, I'll probably just go to sleep soon here
>>222697230Chicago's north side
>>222697228he on x games mode
the kids, listen to the rap music music
Haitians be like>Subweme Q'ourt
>>222697253Brain damage
Hey Zoom Zoom you never posted pics from your almost-FFL days
man this world cup has been so super fucking funny so far.
>>222697296spill the tea girl
what's a word that hurts your feelings?
Don't everDon't EVER
>>222697288>you never posted pics from your almost-FFL daysCheck the archive, I spill my lore about it and posted pics in this thread >>202709994
>>222697333>Declined.
>>222697333inequality
>>222697333Loser
>>222697333brown
>>222697333buddy
NEW>>222697385>>222697385>>222697385
>>222697384Woah
>222697389retard
The Beatles-Nigger Madness
>>222697343kino
>>222697382I will never have this
>>222697419n
