Cougar Chebs edition
>>222691847Phwoaaarrr
doing a poo
so if it ends in a tie they just give it to canada
5g millimeter waves blasting your dome
gosh
just high alched my mum
222691906yeah we all saw it earlier mate
playing terraria with a real life honest to God gay man
>>222691908your mums already highly alked as it is
>>222691931blgo no
>Fourteen killed in Saudi Arabia helicopter crashnever getting in a helicopter me
on the beers fuck it
>>222691975bradleywash.jpg
she lick me like a lolipop
>>222691961my mum has been sober for a decade now so have a bit of respect yeah
>>222691975that's sad :( F
Paying a jeet to organise my reaction folder
>>222692016cock drunk though, isn't she
>>222691975it crashed into an Olive Tree
how is this not illegal
cody's mom said we can get doordash
life gay porn
>>222692038probably is tbf
any of you have embarrassing tattoos you regret
>>222691906What a slut lol those are not even rave clothes its just sex shop lingerine
sir ron_bargains
>>222692051do you?
>>222692051Yeah swastika on my back
did the commentator say illuminati
>>222692051do i look like some kind of norm to you?
i'm the GOAT
>>222692070Kek
>>222692056
racoon wives
this time for africa
need my arse fucked
>>222692056who do you think attends raves if theyre female
u,m
>Tu soutiens la France à la Coupe du Monde, non ?
>>222692098Mad how theres a million of these in Caliwali
>>222692029behave yourself
ello chaps
ummypoppy sloppy toppy
Co-Op chunky chocolate bar is shit. Comes loose in a cardboard box. Mishapen so you can't snap pieces off. Try and break a piece off and it splinters and sends shards all over the floor. Overpriced too.
>>222692147catyank!
how did that not go in
>too immature to hang out with the boffins>too weak to hang out with the sporty chads>too timid to hang out with the scummy mongs>too self-aware to hang out with the pokemon spergs>too straight to hang out with the emo kids>too cringe to hang out with the theatre poofshated secondary school, me
>>222692137Umm.. excuse your French?
you can have 3 people in the goal defending? soccer is so gay
I know a guy that has a tattoo laser removal place, he says a lot of girls come when they get engaged because they don't want to look retarded on their wedding photos.
>>222692151>Comes loose in a cardboard box. Mishapen so you can't snap pieces offintermediate phalanges doing some of that struggling mhmm...
>>222692178um
>>222692051
bro said 'johnny on the spot'gta 5 mentioned
VAR!!!
>>222692181you needed to get with the failed normies like myself
nth for the baddiedem
serious lack of cougar chebs being posted in the cougar chebs thread
>>222692197sc
Need a cocaine type drug with no sides
>>222692197>I avoid wearing shorts so people can't see itktim with my man city tattoo
FUCK OFF
are things actually that bad between black and white pwople in South Africa
>>222692181at my school there were just populars, norms and freaks and the lines were blurry. you sound like you went to school in one of those american high school movies
>>222692239a city full of men? as a tattoo?
>football tattoooof megarunty
>>222692237
>>222692226can you stop talking like a brown
fuck this shite ref
>>222692181>to retarded to relate with bottom set maths
completely filling the thread with totally worthless replies me lol
>>222692290sc ktim
Me and my dad watched The Orville. It is kind of like Star Trek but a comedy version of it. It stars Seth Macfarlane as the captain, who appeared briefly in Star Trek: Enterprise in the engineering room.
i saw the world cup "nigga" he only gives penalties like 2x a year
>>222692268What's the drug scene like there? Probably loads of good shit
>>222692271no, I'm norfen
>George Charles Roche III (May 16, 1935 – May 5, 2006) was the 11th president of Hillsdale College, serving from 1971 to 1999. He was led to resign after a scandal surrounding an alleged sexual affair between him and his daughter-in-law, Lissa Jackson Roche, and her subsequent suicide.
beauty and love are the only things worth your attention, anon
>>222692301any cool aliens?
>>222692301your dad is disappointed in what you became
the halftime watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEk984YHSo8
canadian manager going to complain to the ref like someone's mum going to the school
Sir Zesty Lewi
*boops your bumhole*
>>222692321well that’s 1% of the day isn’t it (if that)
that was never a pen. the defender gets his leg in without harming the player. thats good defendingits the attacker doing the kick on another player
Have you ever thought about how letters are like building blocks and a word is like the building and a sentence is like the city
12 year a gay porn
if you neer to learn how to talk to a lady ask your mum
>>222692354he bouncing on it
>>222692371heh
thinking about fitting rooms
>>222691906lush
>>222692360seek out these things, anon
>>222692366you're a failure in your personal and professional life
>>222692301the orville is shiti hate seth macfarlane's facei hate your dad
/brit/ WILL be brought to justice one day
>>222692394is she just going to put that back on the rack after it's touched her bum?
>>222692313A lot of speed, cocaine, mdma, cocaine, pills, weed, lsd and shrooms. Nothing special. Some people are buying from the dark net and you can ffind other stuff but it's not wide spread because the drug mafia will get you if you become big.
>>222691920GIWTWM>>222691975RIP
life is a movie
>>222692425yeah she wanted me to have it
>>222692411hey that's a bit rude
>>222692373>BE YOURSELF. ASK HER ABOUT HER HOBBIESokay mummy
>>222692415first season was shite but it gets better
>>222692394perfect for bbc insertion
when will they make ai girls i can shag
>>222692287vocaroo this for us
>>222692439a dark comedy, if you ask me
>>222692394clearly too short for her stupid bitch
christina unkle is a retard>she's brownwell that explains it then
a change of speed, a change of stylea change of scene, with no regrets
>>222692181for me it's joining school late and being put in lower sets but getting moved up quickly so I got to acquainted with everyone but I never had a "best friend"
>>222692334he's just saying what leftists say all the time
it looms
>>222692468psciapf
my life a dark comedy thriller
>>222692466its for her wedding night dummy. chad's cock only
tried to get into golf but couldn't hit the damn ball
tesco superstore > lidl > aldi > b&m > m&s > sainsbury's/tesco express
>>222692468She pretty much always agrees with whatever the ref/VAR says and the one time she disagrees she’s wrong LOL
guess who this is
my life is a woody allen film
they've got algorithm-driven short-form gay porn now
>>222692510>b&mwtf is that
>>222692520stephen merchant
doing a half time poo
there is nothing for you here, only death
where
my life a 1993 American stop-motion musical fantasy film
>>222692535created by a paedo?
ITV deciding who they can get to be their ref analyst for the World Cup.>First of all, needs to be a literal who that nobody has ever heard of. Obviously, needs to be a Yank as well. Let’s make her a woman as well, they know so much about football. And the finishing touch, let’s make her brown.
Christ that bird watcher lady off clarkson's farm is the first proper autist female I've ever seen
>>222692549tarq
>>222692394who
Mmmm forbidden hot tub
>>222692604my mum
Challengers on bbc three for the Zendaya fans. shes a Londoner now so on topic
>>222691929
In the midwest houses are always built in such a way that they face a compass line such as north.In the southeast they don't do that. They are more haphazard.
>>222692597name one referee analyst people widely know
>>222692597correct grammar and capitalisation nonce
my dad is my mum now
>>222692520lugsy malone
>>222692640Does she have big tits
>>222692559good guess but no
dog on top: medog on bottom: /brit/
Orthodox Churches always face east.
>>222692635Mark Clattenberg
>>222692652not particularly
>>222692664
>>222692664sounds muslim
>>222692640due to woke
ginger girls covered in freckles
>>222692667mark battenberg and he's a cake analyst
the 45 year old twink is asking me to come over again
>>222692667*gets fucking sent flying*
>>222692595she was legal
ill let you touch my boobs for a hologram charizard
>>222692695really rare here, almost non existent
>>222692664post some 'techre cat chad
the watch
>>222692622your mum's a fucking slut
nobody care me
>>222692714seven isn't legal mate
>>222692685No it isn't. Also Jay Dyer makes fun of Moslems.
>>222692756
>>222692734>C wordCUNT?
>>222692734these killjoys need to stop ruining my childhood memories
>>222692734>man said the word kite that sounded slightly like cuntHow is that a controversy
>>222692221I couldn't identify failed normies, pretty much everyone who wasn't an absolute spaz reject (there were only maybe 3 lads like this in the year not including myself) was a "normie" to me
>>222692790thats the umfox
>>222692679this is my willy in a condom
>>222692734me on the right
We're all supporting the Saffers then yeah?
mad how effective avatarfagging isi like catyank purely because i associate him with a cute japanese cat
>>222692784CITV
/brit/ is a general for yacht-owning billionaires who consistently succeed in the stock market
>>222692255thats probably how it is in comprehensive schools, i went to an all-boys grammar so there were more groups
>>222692641NO ITS LAURENCE R HARVEY
>>222692849???
>>222692288I was bottom set (sixth set) in year 8, then went up to fourth set by GCSEs, got an A* and went up to second set for A levelscatastrophically flopped A levels
I have been with my partner for 9 years now. We recently moved house with her two children. I am the only father figure in their lives and they refer to me as “Dad”. In Feb of this year, I lost my position as a teacher for addressing a behavioural concern by myself. A student had been bullying my daughter, and I blurred the lines between parent and professional in doing so. I cooperated with the investigation, held my hands up, and was dismissed. During the course of the investigation, the head asked leading questions to members of staff which raised concerns about the way that I had spoken to my son some morning’s.That brings me to last week. My partner received a phone call telling her she needed to attend the police station. Over the course of hours, the police repeatedly informed my partner that I would need to leave the house, and that the police would be coming to remove me. She obviously objected to this, but they were insistent. They told her that a third party would have to come and remove my belongings and that I would not be allowed to return. For context: I have never had a run in with the police. I haven’t been served any notice from the police, nor have I received a DAPN/DAPO.I don’t know of any allegations made against me, nor am I aware of any investigations being conducted by social services etc. My initial understanding, without all the facts, is that they’re concerned about the immediate safety of the children. My partner has now made the decision to end our relationship for fear that the children will be removed from her. I am obviously broken by all of this and don’t really know who or where to turn to. All of my family and friends are living in Ireland so I have no support network over here. I just think it’s so unfair that my relationship, with a woman I’m engaged to and have lived with for 9 years is now coming to an end as a result of external pressure, and I’m not even sure who or where it’s coming from.
>>222692808
>>222692833I don't even have a million yet
anyone hyped for the new ricky gervais animated series?!?
>>222692756*kiss*
Live, laugh and carry on
>>222692895If he doesn't flip people off then I'm not interested
that sam campbell sitcom is absolute dogshitlike the safe girl version of tim and eric or mde humour
>>222692865I forget the terms but I was in the middle/top for most things but dropped to bottom for maths for a short periodFucking hell those classes were so grim that I actively tried to learn maths as much as I could to avoid being with those mongs
>>222692883>>222692870thats a bingo
mark fattenberg and he's a BBW analyst
yer da goes on holiday to coatbridge
>>222692895no, it offends me
fuck south africa and fuck the ref
>>222692922he says cunt i think
>>222692895what will it be about?
>>222692869fuck off nonce you did a bad thing
coatbridge mention
>>222692963he’s a cat and it’s about him and his cat friends
i go on holiday to lumbridge
>>222692928all modern comedy is dogshit because of woke
keep thinking about thesd gay freaks and what they did to that babydunno why the whole thing just makes me feel miserable
vuvzela side, south africa world cup had unparalleled vibespossibly the best ever
>coatbridge>lumbridgewtffar too many places to keep track of aren’t there
When I am older I will stronger
Gonna go paint some warhammer
sir steve clark
>>222693019there's london as well
>>222692732Last night I was thinking about how this track makes me think of how this track make me imagine that I am in a floating fortress in the sky with clouds around me and the fortress is like concrete and it looks like early 2000s graphics and a lot like a Halo CE multiplayer map such as Hang Em High and it is very liminal and comfy.https://youtu.be/IHsGOq9kjEg
>>222692995this was good
Sir Bufton Tufton
My life a jason bourne
Father Luke Duke
>>222693016damn honestly feel sorry for thirdie posters
sir nil nil
>>222692983Fuck...I actually had a similar idea years ago. It was called Super Cat Man and the joke was "why is it MAN, you are already a cat?!" Sort of a cat vigilante but all of his cat friends think it's a stupid idea...Godamnit...I even have an episode written somewhere.
>>222692929yeah I was top set in science and englishbottom set maths was a mix of proper mongos and chavvy kids but it was creasethen fourth set was even better it was just funny deanos and we'd clown about the entire time
>>222693057fucks sake
Don’t stare at my bulge, caused by my long and girthy penis and my massive balls.
>>222693088
>>222692998some people are genuinely evil aren't they. there was that little girl who got killed by her dad as well. don't see why we can't just execute people like that
>>222692998blud still feels things lol
>>222692869I mean that's fucked up if this is a true story, have you told your family? If you haven't done anything there's probably nothing to worry about.
>>222692990you get sent to lumbridge
>>222693016This will be usual in Britain in 10 years
>>222693142personally ive managed to master the skill of looking at people surreptitiously in my peripheral vision
30 minutes left.... will they score a fackin gol
>>222693162any post you see in here that’s multiple paragraphs is copied from reddit mate ignore them
>>222692394I'm thinking about fitting something into that nice room.
>>222693162bulganon please stop believing any reddit story you read here
Why is Canada playing in Los Angeles?
>>222693218shelving would be an idea
>>222693016The lack of a floor drives me insane, can deal with all the other poverty but not that
i am a weird umpops creature
>>222693217>>222693226just in case bro
>>222693069fact tornadohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip1QZJNqaIE
>>222693257mad how this would make no difference to cody
>>222693242Didn't win their group so lost home field advantage, really should've been set up that they'd stay at home regardless desu
to what end?
>>222693094I don’t. They are completely free. We are domesticated animals stuck in a fucking cage
i've changed allegiances. canacuck slurpers can suck itthis time for africa
>>222693294im with ya
She should really put herself together for important interviews. Her hair looked horrible, frizzy, unbrushed, unkempt. There is zero excuse for that. She also spent a lot of it slouching in the chair, which doesn't present herself very professionally. Nails messy, outdated dress, zero effort in looking nice for the interview and then kept humming "mmm" in agreement, while her guests were speaking. I noticed they spent more time chatting among themselves than with her. The rest of the vlog was boring, as usual. Same routine with her father, every single year. She just always comes across as the dullest person on the internet!
>>222693294https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jDHRW6fngg
>>222692976it's a shithole I been there
the lads
>>222693016happen to know which country this is? i cant tell but it looks like bolivia maybe>>222693094yeah its heart breaking. you just know they spent six months of income on their pc rig too and it's the only thing that brings them joy in life talking to internet friends and playing vidya ;_;
>>222693326no you haven't why would you be there
just found out the woke brigade got smoking banned in prisons that’s crazy. Now they are only allowed to vape, imagine some hard prison gangster sucking on his pink vape
>>222693316Fucking bitch.
>>222693347UmCon2023 was hosted there
Well I think my cat show cartoon idea was good.
>>222693347shagging a tranny.
um well i live there so
Need Emma Watson to suck me off and swallow the load.
>>222693316>She just always comes across as the dullest person on the internet!Whoa whoa whoa, no one's taking that title off me
>>222693374fuck offanother flag from coatbridge posted here up until 2 months ago
why are these foreigners spitting on are field get them hanged
>>222693379this is not poo related. stick to the script
>>222693400wtf lol
>>222693379Interesting change of plan
if you were in prison would you try hard doing jobs or just mong about for the duration
>>222693289can leave your room at any time mate
>>222693361
>>222693349It's been like that for years, lad
Mad how I've had the Emma Watson poster filtered for well over 5 years now, madder that he's still at it
rorke raping the chickens at lumbridge farmleftypol in the castle sewing some poncey skirt
>>222693349the hard ones don't vape, it's only the lower class nitties and runts and they're mostly just vape spice in the empty caps instead of actual vape fluid
>>222693016What is it with turdies and anime?
>>222693446Ian eating his packed lunch
>>222693429Oh I do and I get my life ruined because I drove faster than a fucking made up number because that’s the type of dictatorship shithole I live in
well more specifically I was near blairhill but
wait i thought it was the same scotland
>>222693361sounds good I used to watch top cat in the morning before school pure KINO
猫は机の下にいます
2.5 week holiday overback to toiling tomorrow fucking hell
>>222693435
>>222693475you're the retard who got caught going 110 mph aren't you
>>222693473he’s a good lad
fucking spearchuckers spitting all over our american field what the FUCK
in okinawa there's an american version of a chinatown and it's bizarre watching a video of it
>>222693486Did you do anything nice, lad?
>>222693505>>222693505>>222693505
>>222693486you thought this day would never comeyou allowed yourself to dream didn’t youdreaming is always dangerous
>>222693427would get jacked
>>222693464its autismthe neurotypical thirdies don't own rgb keyboards
私は明日四時におきます
>>222693484Same, I learned English from CN
>>222693524the asda "nigga"
>>222693427I'd exercise like a madman and get all the bullshit qualifications and certificates I could, might as well make the most of it.
>>222693485is it sleeping on your feet?
私たちはブリットチーム、ブリットチーム
the world owes so much to millennials for raising standards in restaurants coffee beer and even home cooking especially in an age of diminishing expectations
>>222692098are people piercing the membrane between their upper gums and upper lip now? wtf
