Spoonfulls edition
pooing
i cant chat
my life a first round ko
Why is Timmy schizo enough to get his cock out and his address and shite but not enough to mention his family and stuff online
>>222694930
my life a popcorn chicken
nth for the holodem
ohnonono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkcyFBWnRiY
>>222695119corimagine the smell
kill all green people
thoughts on massive poos?
>>222695148Imagine being able to record yourself smoking and just getting thousands of views and tons of engagement. I'm presuming that's what happens with these clips?
>>222695170why
>>222694930 >>222695119>>222695167You do realise that's not actually her sweat? It's probably oil. It's called acting.
im trying to look more like benicio del toro
need to cum on eni aluko's forehead x
>>222695121got popcorn chicken once and it was raw inside mental just mental
mad how a couple of hours ago i was all depressed and anxious then i had a few beers and now i feel content and gregarious dangerous game this
Might apply for refugee status in Greenland
>>222695180Best part of day, the relief and lightfootedness after a good poo. Stuff of kino
>>222695199insane post
>>222695194shut up
>>222695213Alcoholic confidence is a real thing, lad, I'm not drinking for at least a weak. I bought a smart watch and my HR is like 90 when I'm sat down drinking, it's usually between 50 and 60 otherwise, it's definitely fucking me up.
putting the tesco "nigga" in the 24/7 hydraulic wank chamber
the sharty is trying to put some soyjaks in some sort of tranny mural in st louis, they've been trying and failing for like 4 hours now, because everytime a soyteen gets there something happens and he pussies out, its kinda funny in a sad way.
she is so fucking penghttps://x.com/itsmestellax/status/2071098516618002756https://x.com/itsmestellax/status/2070824471569838580
>>222695252r
>kill all green people
>>222695264What do they actually want?
https://youtu.be/5el-uFZqyw4
>>222695269thats a rather good looking bloke pretending to be a bird
>>222695184Katie got bare engagement on that one
wish i had an american gf
>>222695119>>222694930she has a full frontal scene in a map of the world
>>222695293Why don't you join her already
>>222695264mad how there's an image board based around a drawing that a polish man made in 2009
Blogpost incoming:>looking for new housemate>find one, a woman>she moves in last friday and signs contract>we stay up chatting>Saturday she's busy so dont see her>Sunday I'm busy so don't see her>Monday morning something feels wrong>message and ask how she is>tells me she doesnt think living here is going to work for her and she'll be staying somewher else now>said she will be using her room for storage until the contract expiresWhat the fuck lads. I thought maybe I had done something to put her off but we've barely seen eachother
>>222695293Absolutely insane. I'm presuming they generate revenue of this? I genuinely don't know how it works bit of an unc me. I might pop down the train station and record myself having a ciggy. I doubt anyone would give a fuck though.
>>222695303um pics
>>222695293>45k likesscereamthe goyim must be destroyed
>>222695306Ladies first anon, chop chop
must be hot in canada, most of their team was blacker than the fucking south africans
>>222695321sounds like a win if she'll fuck off yet continue paying rent
>>222695321You gave her the ick didn't you, lad. Just ignore birds for the most part when you first meet them, it makes them interested in getting to know you.
>>222695336you're saying katie was a man then?
eni aluko slave roleplay joi
>>222695355that's rorke that is
>>222695370
>>222695383shitscreamni ROAR HOwl
need to stop drinking
>>222695383ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʳᵒʳᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ
>>222695355what did he say?
>>222695355I saw this one an' all and was going to do the usual 'they got Mousey' type bollocks post
>>222695346Yeah but it's only for a month and now means I need to continue looking for someone.>>222695354Maybe but we were getting along fine before, and on the Friday night we had a fun time. She was a lesbo too so wasn't even trying it on at all
>>222695409my life a gay porn
>>222695400katzen
>>222695403prs
¿°○ ■¥~ ₩¥¥ ₩\¡□ ■°} ₩¥|¡
>>222695279fuck around a bit i guess, they do these kinds of things often, reddit seethed at them when they did it to the memorial of that tranny that jumped off a bridge like 2 years ago.
>>222695330literally just google 'sigourney weaver a map of the world bed scene'
>>222695321I wouldnt put ypurself down, she was probably trying to tie down a bloke in her life. Ive seen it happen loads where the bloke is keeping her at arms length and doesnt want to commit, so the girl says shes going into shared digs with a strange man and then a week later the bloke folds and lets her move in with himEither that or her rents have said she can stay home for free
why dont you make him some fuckin eggs
>>222695414>LesboYou dodged a bullet, lad, probably fucked off after realizing you've not got a bird.
>>222695430can see he's got the virgin shoes on
Ricky Gervais
you are soy wojaki am chad wojak
>>222695451She's a rugmuncher
>>222695464
>>222695493thats not ricky
>Sigourney Weaver is 76 years old. She was born on October 8, 1949.I still would tho
are we bulking up for autumn and winter or staying lean and trim?
>>222695505it's vicky :)
>>222695461Are they that bad? I thought living with one would be a good idea because it brings feminine touch to the home and no complication of us getting too intimateTbf she is also one of those "witch" people that goes on about manifestation and astrology
>>222695515truee
Sir Richard Gervais
>>222695507https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3jWPdeHkWE
>>222695264one of them got really close, but a pack of trannies appeared and they thought he was a fag, so he had to take a picture of himself at the mural to dissimulate.
scranning a ricky
>>222695327No idea, she wasn't verified and I don't remember seeing adds in her replies. She prob got a bit but not too much. Around £200 maybeHer post was ragebaity, title was "Quit vaping and start smoking EVERYONE". It got the arguments going in the replies
>>222695518It's a woman who likes fucking women, pure chaos, she's probably just going around trying to ruin relationships.
bladee
>>222695585fucking ricky gervaising
*deconstructs english ethnic and national identity* take that rorke
who's the oldest woman you'd shag
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. It was always a noble pursuit, it's just a shame that it ended in ethnic cleansing.
>>222695621nobody is illegal on stolen land.
>>222695361I'm calling you wet
>>222695451good post>>222695354good post>>222695518>Tbf she is also one of those "witch" people that goes on about manifestation and astrologyso she's probably a freak with all sorts of issues and stuff going on in her lifeshe could've decided to not live in the flat for a multitude of reasons unrelated to you probably even purely logisticalIt's a shame when someone seems sound and you thought you might have a budding friendship and then its over just like that, it happens even with men, but just forget about it and move on this shouldn't be something that bothers you for more than two or three hours
why do men like sucking knobs more than women do
>>222695640So just steal some land and then I'm not illegal on it, I guess that's kind of what's happening.
annoying people on /v/ with really mundane, normal statements again. got 146 out of 400 replies dedicated to me in that last thread kek.
>Emma Raducanu withdraws from Wimbledon because of stress fracturefucking useless mystery meat bitch
>>222695119she wanted to do this scene naked and ridley scott said no
>>222695511Nah I still need to cut, the second pizza slice tonight has fucked me over
unfiltered moretti isn't as nice as normal moretti
>>222695675scream
>>222695677why didnt he
>>222695699hubris
nigga said hubris
>>222695664/vpol/ melties?
>>222695749Kin ell mate she's got foetal alcohol syndrome are you a spaz too
>>222695664love going on /v/ and getting called an indian tranny for posting literally anything
>>222695119Built like my mate's fit sister corrrr
>>22269563440 yo
>>222695772Nah she's just Irish, they all look like that
Got fucking massive delicious looking blackberries grown in my yard but theyve been claimed by all sort of evil bugs This world is so shit
I'm probably the top poster on /ck/
french dominatrix gf pls
eating soap
>>222695795If you called her that she'd smack you
>>222695639what was noble about it?
>>222695816rorke setting this as his tinder profile (he will later complain he gets no matches)
>>222695816exley from l.a. confidential
>>222695739not even, just normal mundane stuff like saying a game is alright or definition of words etc. it really takes nothing to set that board off.
>>222695821a bit of clean eating is it
Saw an old mate today and went for a look around an event with himGrabbed lunch with the gf and had a nice walkGot home and watched the (shit) footy and booked a hotel for a trip to see some other matesLife is good
Kylian Mbappe is a good person
>>222695863you don't swipe on hinge albeit
>>222695772all protestants look like that mate. it's how we tell them apart from the rest of us.
since converting to atheism I say "science bless you" whenever someone sneezes
>>222695863would love to watch her shag a you-know-what
i have chud fatigue
>>222695863white women are evil
>>222695871>an eventsounds suspicious
>>222695837Absolutely nothing coming to think of it.
kek the mick didn't like that one
The average guy could give you a better hand job than the average woman
>>222695887i dont know
>>222695925probably not
>>222695910is there an irish flag in here? i think i have them filtered.
Nude women in the catalog.
>>222695925>hand jobwho cares
>>222695933it's cansnonce
my cat so nice and good
>>222695903Warhammer innit
>>222695949oh right. i filtered the whole flag cuz of that greek nonce that uses it
>>222695936aussie has been doing that for agesdon’t understand the gimmick really
>>222695634there's a woman in toil probably in her mid to late 50s with a massive arse I'd absolutely have a go on
>>222695871font
>>222695654You're right. I should have listened to the signs before I agreed to let her move in but at least she's out instead of here causing more trouble. The mains stress now is having to find another housemate to replace her. it's a lot of work arranging viewings, meeting people, checking if they're a good fit and so onShe also said the neighbourhood doesnt feel right for her. It's less than 45% white around here so maybe she was doing a racism
>>222695846that lad looks too dapper to be using something as coarse as a dating app
>>222695974big arse on an older woman is just weird
wipe your arse back to front ladsyou will be SHOCKED with the results
blow up women
>>222695981Move out into your own place ASAPI lived in a 3 bedroom flatshare when I was a student, I was the main tenant on the sublease so I had to do this whole ordeal of finding flatmates and shit, it was a headache and I hated itWhen the memeflu lockdowns hit obviously it wasn't feasible anymore so I fucked off
young girl get out of my mind
Got another southern gothic on
>>222695998wont it get on my balls
do i just go ahead an pirate balatro? im kinda bored.
>>222696046your what?
>>222695634Carol Vorderman is 65 so...
>>222695997no it looks good on her believe me
>>222696055how about you pirate an interesting post?
looking for a new tenant re:my arse
>>222695863Women. Funny
>>222695863couldn’t sit through this even for all the money in the world
>>222695873I like the dictator memes, hope he becomes one in real life
On the water, h2o 280 days sober x
>>222696130That was tripe
At 34 one of my big regrets in life is not shagging any women in their 50s and 60s. Yet. And I'm not pickyMy GFs best mate's mum literally won't get off me when she sees me. My GF doesn't even notice lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0aIwWhXaJc
toil on the morrow but im still up drinking#fuckedit #arsedupmylife
playing overwatch again aren't i
>>222696130this gay shit ruins the whole sport ngl
>>222696219look at that vile wart ffs
>>222696226
>>222696219>>222696248grimmm
>>222696192yeah those memes are crease
Emma Watson wears a pooey undie with skidmarks.
Eating poopenshittenfarten
honestly fucking hate watching morocco "play" so would rather the dutch win, at least the game will be entertaining
>>222695634She's 58 and I'd ram it right up her shitter
>>222695634I've known women in their 60s who were still beautiful though at that age it's rare they still have firm supple bodies that feel nice50s definitely, seen some gorgeous women that age
>>222696290grim
sacagawea sex arse
Mia goth sexarse
>>222696273she's 36think how many eggs she's lost in her tampons and pads
>>222696299>>/hm/
>>222696301she fit
>>222696289hope holland win because i don't want to see all the mocros in amsterdam chimping out
Emmayank on the ropes
>>222696324They'll do that either way though.
the nips will beat macacos
>>222696357outdatedshe’s now dating a literal billionaire lol
Too many little cowards around hereI'd leave my gf for a bird like this
Are any of these good
>>222696406saw pearl and it was mid
honestly coming around to the fact that blair was a great PMlook at every PM since, none of them were operating on the same levelyes mass immigration and the iraq war were disasters but he had a vision
>>222696357This article is Jewish anti-natal nonsense intended to keep white people from having kids.
get the starmer resignation jam made
the new Jackass replaced Bam with a Jew woman who does literally no stunts and just stands there looking Jewish all through the film
>>222696397imagine plapping that. waaw
becoming culturally enriched by watching nigerians and south africans shitfling towards eachother on twitter
>>222696397Vile
>>222696481woah eye candy!
>>222696481You genuinely need psychiatric evaluation.
also Bam is in it a fair amount via archival footage but yeah the Jew is completely fucking useless and ugly
gn
>>222696523is it good tho
had an excellent time playing minecraft with my lovely friends x
my life a bloodborne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dZ13EbrsKk
>>222696535ktim
except for the fuckign chat not working properly
Can't even be bothered going for my incel walk tonight
>>222696540it's alright yeahgood telesync of it out there which is watchable
i'll fix it probably
>>222696543build anything?
KTIM!! KTIM!! KTIM!!*dancies around like a mad cunt*
I ate an entire red velvet cake today
>>222696219For me it's my mates mam mistakenly thinking I was staring at her chebs one day(I was looking at her arm veins). Giving me kinda scour looks for the rest of the day. Then after me not seeing her for a bit, while me, my mate and her were in the kitchen she turned around and rubbed her hands over her round arse while looking back at me. I quickly shifted my gaze away. Didn't want to perve. But she was giddy for the rest of the day leaning, in making eye contact and jokes
I daydream of some kind of situation that puts me and her together but it could never happen
>>222696556mate come on
>>222696583You didnt get her shagged?
you're telling me not only was prince not gay, he was a biblebasher who frowned upon the gays?well, didnt know thatman had multiple wifes, but so did elton
AHHHHHHHHHH
everlasting flames
>>222696481Being and looking Jewish is quite funny to be fair
>>222696605He would stop the music and talk about God during his concerts sometimes for literally an hour Also he was a Jehovah's Witness so one of the weirder Bible bashers
As much as we hate to admit it we'd be much worse off without the Jews
>>222696599Nah I'm a virgin and well she's married and my mates mum so I couldn't even if I wanted to(I did)
the biggest Ben Stokes news on Sunday was that he made over 10 runs
>>222696605imagine going to a club and seeing the gayest nigga of all time and then he steals yo honey. dayum.
>>222696634if they never existed I'd never have been exposed to porn at a young age meaning I'd never have been made bisexual
Need a dixie gf so badly
>>222696634fail to see how tbqh
>>222696605Michael Jackson too, straight as an arrow
has DSP had a BBL?
Can’t even be arsed to go cottaging tonight
DestinationKat facesitting session with braps.
wonder what whale tastes like
>>222696709beef but better
>>222696605>>222696628>He would stop the music and talk about God during his concerts sometimes for literally an hourHoly based
>>222696697get a pizza in and wank to gay porn instead
>>222696709Like shit. t. Ate your mom’s pussy last night.
>>222696729
don't believe anyone here's ever wanked to gay porn do believe several here have wanked to troon porn
>>222696753i have wanked to gay porn despite being 100% completely straight
>>222696729as a JW he also would've gone door-to-door knocking to talk about God so that would've been a bigger shock I think
>>222696753I haven't wanked to gay porn but right is it gay to wank over the cumshot or the action of the knob going in to the fanny because technically it's cum and knob and that's gay innit
The girl at the maccies drive through the last couple times was kinda cute
>>222696777You're on the gay and wide path
>>222696782Ask her for a shag.
>>222696729so you're a christian who's autistically obsessed with whoreshow does that work then
>>222696749Thanking God i've never been like this
I LOVE BRITPOSTING!
Will there be an "AI golden age" like we had an internet golden age?
>>222696782bond burger her up the arse
>>222696767My mum used to debate Jehovah Witnesses in the living room, I'd be kitchen listening for a bit. That would've been a sight to see if I were a yank
>>222696810DUDEWEEDLMAO
I'm always super early to a trend or super late
>>222696810wormtongue onamadone
lads, i really recommend the girl dinners reddit page. it is absolutely fucking DERANGED reading. i'm currently reading a story about a woman whose husband's father is dying of a terminal illness. his dying wish was to see his son get married so they did a quick shotgun wedding and cancelled the big one they had planned and now all the comments are telling her to divorce him because he's too busy grieving his dad's impending early death to throw a party for her to wear her wedding dress at.it is INSANE.
>>222696813There was an internet golden age because people were creating content that was inherently soulfulThis is not possible using AI.
>>222696840kek
AI could never
Eating bush meat
>>222696792Nah I'm just a image horder, my /v/ folder is 80gb full of images and webms, my /sp/ folder is 30gbs worth of images and webms. Forget the size of my /a/ and /vt/ folders. Phone posting so can't check
remembering watching my mates mum bending over in the garden that was a wake up moment
>>222696870were you sleeping?
Best tip in life is to simply opt outJust don't playPeople are psyopped and ego baited into playing gay little social games that aren't real nor winnable
>>222696870Saw my Australian swimming teacher's bushy pussy up her shorts, coming up to the side of the pool at a lesson when I was 11Core memory
>>222696842Yeah I got on that weeks ago. Here's my proof.
watching canadian football
>>222695657>why do men like sucking knobs more than women doMen like pleasuring others, women don't really care about that if it doesn't profit them directly
>>222696749enemy charlie spotted
>>222696854Le epic rage comicYou win one internets good sir
>>222696869i kept my old PC that i bought in 2004 and replaced in 2011 because it has all my old 4chan images in it lol. sometimes i boot it up and look through the old The Tester memes (and krystipryde nudes) and have a chortle (and a wank)
>>222696838Zoomer Unc life
>>222696782one of the most attractive girls I've ever seen IRL worked at the local Maccies drive thru countersadly she wasn't there for very long
arse is a complete write-off after that last poo
Think there's something wrong with people that don't like older women. They'll post some skinny young girl covered in makeup but then be disgusted a real woman
>>222696900bizarre lie
>>222696938get it to the garage
aff tae bed
>>222696938Lovely stuff mate thanks for sharing
>>222696943>analmom.comredirects to Rorke's nan's facebook
you're all gay F-slurs
>>222696898they're all proper psychos it's mad lol
>>222696938I have IBS and you get to a point where you can't differeniate between blood and poo
>>222696923Probably had other customers to serve
cant believe that lad just called us all figgers
>>222696950has she got shell shockodd woman
>>222696938You ever strain and you wipe your arse thinking its poo but it's more like snot.
>>222696950Why is she fully dressed in bedGCSE revision too hard at 31 years old?
Met Crazy Frog outside of Tesco
>>222696980called pajamas, abdul
>>222696983ding ding
>>222696950In bed wearing my excellent nightgown
>>222696983No you didn'tBe quiet
Why is he replying to himself as if we don’t all see it’s him because of his consistently dogshit screenshot quality
>>222696950would love to rim her
this bridge-crossing umcreature thing has the cuntiest sleeping position
>>222696842it started off with a spark of genuine r9k level psychotic glimpses behind the curtainbut it's devolved into bog standard r/mildlyinfuriating am I the asshole karma-farming humble braggingyou're more likely to be reading some fortune 500 girlboss or indian gold farmer's attempt to "win" the algorithm than anything meaningful
222696996why do you care mate give over
>>222696983would love to rim her
doing that thing where im sick and know i need to ring the doctor but it gets to the nighttime and i start making excuses not to like "awk sure it'll go away on its own soon" because i dont want to get up early to ring them
>>222696912Based. Oold phone that died had like 3k+ danganronpa images and 2.5k+ from granblue fantasy saved from their generals at their peak on /vg/ back in the later 2010s. Gutted my phone died before I could archive them. I still check some old shitposts from /gbfg/ I have on my PC and have a chuckle at the shenanigans. Maybe I'll try and recover the phone ones but probably not
>>222697034had blood in my poo for like a month now but cba getting it checked out
Havent ate properly in 6 days and been living from tap water and berries I've been picking on my nature walks by cleaning them and making a jam out of them.Have no money until Monday because I opened my wallet up when it was really windy and all my money blew out.
what rhymes with jigger
>>222697036have literally every single mobile phone i've ever owned in a drawer in my room. all the way back to the 3310. there's an old samsung camera phone that has videos of me as a teenager doing backyard wrestling with my mates in fucking 68p or whatever the quality was back then
Why do so many posters here do blood poos
>>222697055GCHQ sonic weapon attacks
wish i could ruin my life by shagging one of the work experience kids at my work i dont have much of a life to lose and it would be a thrill
show me the body didnt do anyhting good after their first album body war
>>222697052>backyard wrestling with my matesThose were the days. Now people "get brunch" instead
>>222697055sitting a lot gives you hemorrhoids
>>222697055alcoholism, wrecks your arse
>>222697076
>>222696983bizarre lie
why dont rom coms depict the truth about willy size
you making the new or what
>>222697100haha that was bradleybait. i've raped you
mein fuhrer... the post count...
just got back from toil, hix
never understood why we dont go to the very end of the thread when it cant be replied to any more
>>222697120>>222697128what's stopping you from doing it?why are you so lazy?
>>222697052Good times, I've still got my Samsung j700. Unfortunately it's not usable, I never took photos on it anyway. Just used 3G to browse sickipedia and bbc sports
>>222697146>>222697146
Reminder that when the sperm meets an egg, there's a flash of light
let the thread drop off page 9 before you make a new one. dont be wasteful
