the circus edition
gave up replaying expedition 33
Rorke, you are one zesty ass nigga!
might get in bed, might get the asmr on, might get my bum out
>>222697158have we started the fire
Frankly it’s just absurd that you still get ads even if you have uber one
*sniff*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everyone's always get your arse out, when are you getting your arse outBut nobody ever asks if ive had that spot on my ballbag looked atNo thats too much to askPathetic
>>222697194s
pooing out cum daughter or cumming out poo son?
A pilots skill is measured by how well he performs in critical moments It's all well and good being calm during autopilot
>>222697238an alternate timeline where i dont read this post
you can deselect women drivers from uber to get there faster
Which type of autist are you
>>222697245They’ve got me a fucking woman driver on my ubereats slopBet it turns up and it’s a bloke
>>222697247none, probably not autistic, just a spastic
>>222697194so what. she bought a 10 grand ticket. im sure she can replace her phone
>>222697238>cum daughtercorrr
>>222697238first one
>>222697243maybe you should go to a thread where you belong, yank
>>222697247
>>222697238piss the nb sprog
>>222697247not the first thankfully
night lads x
>>222697300i think trooning out necessitates being gayif youre not gay you wont troon out even if youre white and mega autistic
>>222697301night matex
How is this stupid paki taking so long with my food omds you need your license taken off you
>>222697299what are they pissing out
>>222697323x
>>222697247i'm the yellow man
remember 10 years ago when Cara Delevingne was in her early-mid 20s and she was shilled everywhere in modelling AND acting even though she can't act for shitand then she just vanished foreverlmao
>>222697351That nigga is NOT human bro
lil paki fella getting his lil paki fella license taken away
Who knew Hogan was such a MAD LAD?
>>222697351*borat voice*What type of dog is this?
>>222697367More than that actually he wants strapping to a rocket and firing into the sun
>>222697380shut it lil paki fella enabler
>>222697349i look like her unironically
AI images have come a long wayposted this a little less than 3 years ago in /brit/ to call someone a sperg
>>222697397alri kevin bishop lad
>>222697397arse bandit
>>222697362he has the facial expression of a chinese
>>222697393White man does what he wantsNiggers like you whine online
>Alexa!!! Play Nigger Madness by The Beatles!
>>222697407look how far we've come..
>>222697426quietly contemplative in the knowledge he will never be freed from his shackles, and must thus distract himself from his meagre existence by pondering the great questions of life and creation?
going to be a wild week
get the gorillas trainedget them in the armyget them deployed in ukraine
>>222697454>england versus doctor congowhats the diagnosis
>>222697506Not being able to tell which team is which.
>>222697439the future
he did it lads
I'm eating like shit for the past couple weeks. Prolly lost 1kg already.
that D-Day veteran who said he doesn't recognise or like the country today was quite smart in saying that because nobody can ever criticise a D-Day veteran without looking bad
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH DEAD AT 100
sir doctor congo
>>222697530kek
nap time :P
>>222697549what if it was a german veteran
The adventures of Dr.Congo and Belarussy
>>222697568NHS final boss
Need to stop biting the skin around my nails
need a video game to play
>>222697574nigga said kek
>>222697597Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
>>222697578oh well that means he would be literally Hitler and we should kill him on the spot and then welcome more refugees to poo on his corpse
oldest living person is englishweird that init
>>222697616imagine being a teenager twice
>>222697610
Already got my flight to Seoul booked, lads
>>222697616three braziliansweird
airdrop me into donbass and i'll convince both sides to stop fighting and to form our own donbass state, bravely defying both moscow and keev
>>222697633whatchya gonna do there homie
>>222697633why are you going to seoul
>>222697616Imagine turning 20 in 1929 and still being alive today.
I miss Hitler you guys. Why must humanity always kill its heroes?
surreptitiously phoning my mate Kim Jong Un to prepare the nukes
>>222697639Will there be hella bitches?
>>222697644>>222697654not mine but some shagger posted his matches in a day in Seoul earlier
screaming
scran
>>222697616Ken Weeks at 112Looking better than a lot of people at 80
>>222697718leng
alcoholic whiskey drinkers be like "my life a john barleycorn"
>>222697725looks a bit like hitler if he were 112
>>222697616>Naomi Whitehead had three sons that have all lived their lives and died
OKWho wants to suck on my shit raping fuck stick?
>>222697725>Weeks is a fan of Heinz Baked Beansbased
>>222697725better hairline than at least 30% of people here
>>222697739thats quite sad desuRemember when John McCain died in his 80s and his 106 year old mother showed up at his funeralbizarre
>>222697300Good on ya, celebrate the little wins
>>222697725>Spouse Jean McPhee>(m. 1941; died 1986)damn he hasnt got pussy since 1986thats longer than me
>>222697770sc
https://youtu.be/XH0XZ1LDOtMYou're from the Sainsbury's aren't you
Gotta admitI fucking love samefagging
>>222697789Same! You're a fucking legend!
>>222697616honestly being even nearly this old seems almost unfathomably grim
>>222697800Haha cheers
>>222697789kek this is literally me
>>222697789>>222697800hmmm
>it's comng home lads
>>222697806absolutely agree. great post, man.
>>222697806would like to live as long as possible but not if it makes me a zombie of courseseems we just really check out after 80ain't it weird the longest ever living person was a French woman who died in 1997?You'd have thought we'd have broken the record by now.Bible says humans have a max age of 120 years though. You can't argue with the Top G.
>>222697806it's not age itself that determines the grimness, it's how aged your body is
Honestly I am not sure what I will do with my life but I think I might end it after seeing southern New Zealand and china. I really like lord of the rings and tolkein so I wanna see middle earth or something close to it
>>222697806Only if you’re a drooling, wheelchair bound invalid with dementia. If you’re like Dick Van Dyke dancing around with a hat and cane then it must be great.
really think we ought to euthanize people with advanced dementia by putting a lethal dose of barbiturates in their tea or something, it seems merciful to me, that's what i want for myself if it should happen
On the topic of age, Oldest woman you find to be SHAGGABLE lads?Vorderman, Liz Hurley, Nigella all in their 60s.Haven't seen a woman in her 70s that I'd didgeridoo though.Actually Susan Sarandon. Fuck she's 80 in October.She probably wins.
>>222697828learn to fly a plane
>>222697877this but for everyone with any type of mental afflictionthey are unfathomably expensive to look after and they lead lives not worth living it must be consensual of course thoughhow you'd acquire that consent is dubious HOWEVER
>>222697789so true bestie
Just ate half a kilo of yoghurtGotta get that yoghurty goodness!
>>222697887dementia isn't just a mental affliction, it's your brain physically deteriorating while you're still alive
>>222697887Schizo here, I know what you mean about the lives not being worth living. But I live for the fight.
>>222697878Mary Steenburgen is pretty fit ngl
>>222697886I am too old to start flight school and broke I also don't think college will be worth it anymore I am just done with life it seems like it won't get better I have grown numb but I want to end it most days
>>222697915you a genuine schizo or baiting for (you)s?A beautiful mind schizo or do you genuinely think the government's watching you right now?
>>222697920
i just got a laptop and i comes with windows 11, is it better than windows 10?
>>222697941Diagnosed schizoaffective. Ive been through like 10 years of therapy so my paranoia is under control but I won't go through all my beliefs and fears
>>222697942Thing is I will never have a family Never have a homeIt will never get better I been nothing but a burden to the world and everyone I know My existence has brought nothing but suffering for others by ending my life I can atone for the suffering being a burden
>>222697942if youre gonna post someone constantly at least pick someone either funny or fit
>>222697949give us onepreferably the silliest one so I can GUFFAW
>>222697920>>222697962you always say you're too old but you're literally 23
>>222697962Gotta have better self talk than this fren. We are all equally worthy before God, if you wanna put it like that
>>222697963
>>222697968It's not that right now I am just tired of living and being a burden my own mom killed herself because of my birth and my dad has a new family. The only person who cares in my life is dead and now I am alone
>>222697966Lol nah fuck off
>>222697973I wonder if the world would be better without my existence or if I was never born
want sex
>>222698000maybe posting about it some more on 4chan will cure these feelings
my gpa was 8.3/10it's over
>>222698007At least it's some sort of catharsis
>>222697986if you don't they'll be coming for you ladbest tell me just to be safe
>>222698015>>222698007I don't have any friends or anyone I talk to I live with my sister and we don't talk I mostly stay in my room and leave for the gym and food outside of work
*has sex with you*
>>222697985>>222698000*hugs you*
>>222698001alri bend over
>>222698007not a very empathetic post
Thread theme https://youtu.be/nJ3o3kQZWm8
>>222697878>On the topic of age, Oldest woman you find to be SHAGGABLE lads?there's some GMILFs out therei had a job where this woman i could tell she was older and stuff but i found her very attractive, she carried herself with a ton of confidence and was quite hot for her age. thought she was a regular old milf then i found out shes a gmilf and i was shocked. i'd fuck a granny, women can age well if they take care of themselves and have good luck with their genes.
>>222697194Bare OOF
Emma Watson and me having sex but she farts a lot during.
fucking burger turned up and it was pink insidefucking hell what a piss take I'd had two or three bites as well I'm gonna die
nth for the gyaldem
>>222698071yeah that exact scenario is happening in some bizarro world dimension
>>22269808695% chance that you'll be fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxWKRrsDankLove home resonance.
>>222698086this nigga doesn't eat his burgers medium rare
>>222698106probably yeah
I really want to see southern new Zealand the most before I die its that or Zion
>>222697349caraLast I heard of her was she beefing with her yank gf on the daily mail then nout. Assume she got herself cleaned up of her drug habit and dipped out of the limelight to protect herself
>>222697247Middle Road good ending, never veered left or right thankfully
>>222697146I want this song to be played at my funeral even though I don't want one. I don't think anyone would truly carehttps://youtu.be/R4xWbRBLj2I?is=jn6LWlPIBhHc1fh5
>>222697238The former, the latter would be extremely painful
>>2226981175% we'll never hear from you again
nigga said zion
we're all in here >>>/gif/30824561
>>222698177It's a beautiful national park
>>222698144I wish I had stayed on that pathAs a child I was enamoured with things like science, space, mythology, cars, etc, and I would read books and encyclopaediasThen 4chan fucked my shit up real good and I got drawn into conspiracy theories, race hatred, and extreme politics. That stuff took away a good 5 years from my adolescence and made me a miserable weirdo whilst adding nothing to my life, when I could've still been a good kid learning about the world.
Anyone else ever get that feeling on a Sunday night right before bed like you forgot to do some homework but you havent been to school for 20 years?
>>222698184another year wasted posting porn on the internet
>>222698206I was on 4chan because I never had friends and younger me thought it funny and I wish I never discovered it. I also was very alone and never had friends outside the internet
not really wasted if it was w faps
i have to sort thousands of files, for fucks sake, this gonna take hours
>>222697454>closer and closer to the end It's not right, I demand Brazilian Miku vs miku fanart and AI slop kino
>>222698240need a little chinky fella to sort out my computer issues for me
>>>/ck/22084741we're all in here
>>222698211Maybe there are things you ought to have doneIf I didn't meticulously write notes and reminders I'd probably go mental with the feeling of having forgotten to do something I can't remember
there was a monster under my bed when i was a kid
tried riding a dildo (in the arse) but didnt feel particularly pleasurable what was i doing wrong
>>222698296well you were sticking something up your assthat's what you were doing wrong
>>222698296what colour was it?
>>222698240One of my favourite things to do ever is to take a ritalin or vyvanse and sit in a cafe just organising all my computer files that have become cluttered over the years whilst listening to musicPEAK
>>222698296use lots of lube and get that sucker DEEP up in you
>>222698211nah i outgrew that a couple years out from school ngl
>>222698300(white) skin coloured>>222698304Is there a technique to it? It felt hot mentally but physically was meh
well that Canada match was quite the semonic slurper
i will die for ukraine!
>>222698367heard she liked it up the shitter
>>222698373Vile way to talk about are Audrey.
Piss wank.
>>222697247i dont think im autistic, just not good with social stuff and a bit obsessive.>>222698206Discovered 4chan when i was a lonely teenager in 2018, then covid happened and suddenly this was the only place i socialized through, it stayed that way fo a good 5 years or so.I never really had too much going for me, i was into videogames and swimming and thats it.Maybe it hasnt had the best impact on me, but if i hadnt landed here i would probably have landed in some shitty discord, or watching streamers all day, or whatever, so i dont think its right to pin all my shit on this site.
In my bed (with the covers on) for the first time this weekFeeling comfy
>>222698302what kind of music?
>>222698418liquid drum n bass
liquid bum n gas
>>222698422Tranny music
watching "Cold in July"
lasses into sonic or lasses into mario?
Nonce in a can
I think since I plan on ending my life I should have the time of my life
>>222698433fuck up lad
remember to take life one day at a time, darlings
>>222698447explore the american west on a horse?
>>222698471good post
>>222698471I am gonna see Zion national park it's on my list but I really wanna see southern new Zealand
might become a freight-hopping hobo and see the country
Off to bed now my lovely ya k and other friends x
>>222698477Wish I could be a cowboy but I am a total pussy
>>222698492good post
Rate my bucket list of stuff to do >Take a long distance Amtrak route >See china >See all the middle earth locations in New Zealand >See Zion >See the Pacific coast
I'm in your walls
PARTY ROCKYEAHLET'S GOPARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTEVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>222698502youre an americanstart acting like one
>>222698521come out and kiss me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzv4Ll41UU0
>>222698527is kind of mental how they dropped that then just vanishedsame with the gangnam style fella
>>222698521You're also autistic
>>222698528I am being honest I am a pussy and suck most outdoorsy stuff even though I find it cool mostly because I was a shut in most of my life
Emma Watson’s poo breaded and deep fried.
watching 2000s commercials for nostalgia
>>222698542not truethey had sexy and i know it and sorry for party rocking
hi /brit/ how's it foing
>>222698605>sexy and i know itdidn't even know that was them
>>222698605and shots as well
>>222698620the music video is their cocks flopping around in a speedo for 3 minutes
>>222698595Yeah bro I love watching commercials from 4 or 5 years ago. Very nostalgic.
https://youtu.be/_nrEwHVVcvU
Honestly life never gets better
don't know what to do :/
>>222698647;_;
>>222698657Work it out ;^p
>>222698657>>222698664>>222698673emoticoncord raid
Darth Jar Jar.
doing an incel seethe
The Earl of Poo
>>222698650Than Halo or do you mean in general we're stuck
>>222698725Basically my life is terrible and I don't want to live anymore I really don't see it getting any better. I want to end my life looking at a sun set
might get leg lengthening surgery and become 8 feet tall
>>222698740You been to a doctor nigga?
>>222698754Not really I don't wanna be on meds and I don't wanna be drugged. I just don't see it getting better so I am making a list of stuff to do before I end it
might get leg reduction surgery and become 1 foot tall
why don't orcas eat people when they're in the water with them in the wild
>>222698783askjeeves broken?
>>222698762Make it a long ass list and consider going to a doctor. Even though I don't trust psychiatry either. But might as well give it a go before doing sunset Halo.
>>222698789you're simply awful to me
rainberg in on a mad one
>>222698792Honestly it's not that long I just think the only thing I want is someone to fight for
Sir 23 year old child whose life is over
gf keeps farting in defiance of patriarchal normsproud of her for attacking the patriarchy of course, I only wish I wasn't collateral damage.
try being 24 kid and you'll wish you could go back to those halcyon days of innocence
hate when you have a friend who gets a gf and turns into a bitchlike nigga why are you vegan now
>Be muslim>pray for victory in sports/politics/war>lose every single time>thank Allah for your humiliating defeat anywayI don't understand them
>>222698829Sportsball and Sky-daddy. How utterly droll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYevGaNiX-U
>>222698848bodied that freak
digits and england get eliminated by doc kong
The girl who played young Amy in Matt Smith's first Doctor Who episode is now the age Matt Smith was when he took the role
big suze went to some rorke conference dedicated to being anti-woke and anti-immigrantI quite love her a bit one day she will leave her prince husband for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFp5-i5fzyQ
My methylene blue never showed up. Think the mailman stole it, I'm going to call the post office and tell them that my mailman is a thief drug addict and that I demand a lifetime subscription to methylene blue from the united states government, or else. But they're not open, RIGHT when I'm feeling brave, they're closed. They'll see. They'll learn their lesson.
remember coppercab
>>222698876Why do so many girls now show their tummy like that
>>222698876she's got a big nose
>>222698899he trooned out and then detrooned and now he makes christian rapis that soulful or soullless?
>>222698899mad how he was just acting imagine getting famous just because you look stereotypically irish and playing into it on youtube
women can tell i'm weird in about 5 seconds just by the way i carry myself
>>222698933*makes a gang sign that spells out ktim*
Told the gfberg not to buy bring me home cakes and chocolates from work anymore as I’m getting fat and she started crying
my bum cries out for a poo
>>222698948*squeezes your tit and directs it at my cereal bowl*
i remember at uni a girl i once talked to very briefly called me over at the pub and i pretended to not know her name because i thought it would be funny and she called me weirdmy humour does not work in practice
Might declare war on the opps
How do I get the spirit of the upper class? I am an absolute prole (never even went to uni) but I can never fit in at work or get adaquate mental health help because I am always teased as being upper class (I have wonky teeth and look like mr bean. I read a book every now and then). Therapist literally discharged me after 2 sessions telling me I am an interllectual and just need to embrace my feelings, not analyse and rationalise them. It's not fair I am a seriously retarded mentally ill mong yet no one treats me as such and expects me to do big things and gets mad if I don't. I just want a shitty dead end job, no anxiety and be into football or something.
I want war and battle
daaaaaaamn daniel!
momma called the doctor and the doctor saidno more nigga shit poo wank shite
>>222698948so buy or bring you disingenuous fuck
>>222698907obesity
>>222698918he never really trooned out thoughhe was always doing a bit from his first videohe's like the opposite of a lolcow, ahead of his time really
Yoooo I didn't know Starmer could sing!!!https://youtu.be/pwYaT3H-ffs
>>222698899Used to look like him but I'm brown hairedHad the same resting scowl Lost weight since then
can't find a certain mars volta poster, don't remember what it looks like except that it was kinda magentish in colour. did they scrub it off the internet or am I just imagining things
>>222699060Where's David "heir to Blair" Cameron and Gordon "sold off the gold" Brown?Also Truss being in the band isn't really fair given she was removed for daring to go against the Blairite consensus
hate normal people wish they would all die
Just got to bed rorke you're literally killing yourself
how can i improve me resume lads
>>222699179>Experience Being a Nigger Faggot 2005-Current
>>222699179i don't speak portuguese x
I've been doing a lot of research on rape and I've come to the conclusion that it's "bad" but not as bad as people make it out to be. Each woman reacts to it in different ways, some are in fact traumatized by it but others are not, or they are not traumatized by the actual rape itself but by the confused/conflicting thoughts they have after. What I mean is they were not necessarily going to be traumatized by it, but their deeply ingrained conditioning they've been receiving since birth about how terrible and horrific rape is contradicts with their own lived experience of being raped, which leads to a sort of confused state of psychosis. Some of these women have spent most of their life sexually fantasizing about rape, and then when it happens they often orgasm from it (often experiencing particularly strong orgasms compared to normal), but then in a confused state following the event everyone treats them in an extremely coddling and sympathetic way as if their family was murdered for something combined with their own conditioning about "rape bad" leaves them in a confused state.A lot of this conditioning they receive is not due to feminism like you may think, in fact it actually has patriarchal origins. The anti-rape conditioning began in late pre-historic times as the first civilizations emerged and women started to be treated like the property of her man. When a man's wife is raped he considers her damaged similar to if she fucked another man, though in this case he'll direct more of his hate to the rapist rather than the woman since it was not her choice in this case. He may also understand that she's likely to start viewing the rapist as the sexually dominant one who she's primarily attracted to rather than her husband.
spent my childhood in front of a screen awardno real life experiences award
might blow up
>>222699232alright mohammed
>>222699179no idea why you posted this here thinking we could read that
Arse absolutely caked in shite
>>222699214here's an award you can be proud of>>222697300
>>222699255thanks x
>>222699179The Times New Roman font shows you have no time for the non-essentials.
