Coomer editionprev. >>222690830
>>222697385Smoke darts, buddies.
>>222697413balls for me
>>222697385I want to pour maple syrup on her asshole and lick it up
Why can't you guys bake on time anymore
I read that the Allies de-Nazification efforts in West Germany were originally very robust but after Nuremberg ended and the Cold War started it was too much effort so they just decided to let them be, and Germany didn't turn into Nazis again just out of the goodness of their hearts
>>222697413hahahahha
>>222697424what is on time exactly?
do sheriffs and such in texas actually still wear cowboy hats?
>>222697432>what is on time exactly310, that's the bump limit
why was Obamacare bad exactly?
20 bucks stolen from me by a black kid
I need big round ass like I need oxygen
Lads, please post a photo you like
>>222697446it wasn't called trumpcare or libertyhealth
what if you die and go to hell and turns out only hell and satan and demons are real, not god
>>222697442then what happens if you get 3 people making new threads?
>>222697460
>>222697456I've survived this long without one
What's your go-to goyslop?
>>222697474racetrac
>>222697465Then you use the first one posted and recycle the last one>>222697456>>222697385I will never have this
>>222697474poop
>>222697446Unironically got given to illegals
Theyre going after the antiseptic mommy :(
>>222697474doritospepsi max
>>222697474Trader Joe's stuff
>>222697481but I like to see my thread being used. That's why I made it. I'm not gonna wait 6 hours later for it to be used.
>>222697488shes based
>>222697474build your own $7 box from taco bell featuring:cheesy gordita crunchdoritos locos tacoschips and cheesemtn dew baja blast
>>222697446Basically handed over healthcare cost to the government, let insurance companies charge outrageous prices because everyone who worked full time now had to be ensured by their employer or they would pay a fine, effectively killing full time work for entry level jobs.
>>222697503he knows this and is just mad that people have started making early news to avoid a tripfag new
Zoom Zoom is always complaining about new threads being made yet he's always the one making new threads
>>222697503>I like to see my thread being usedThat means you're a thirdie who can't udnerstand delayed gratification
>>222697526I thought it was government paid insurance for poor people like the old people version?
>>222697474Zesty cheese doritos and dr. pepper
>>222697488Shit capped the wrong tweetJared Kushner started following her and shes not suicidal
>>222697498very nice
>>222697551>DR.WOW!
>>222697550It is, but whenever you get tax dollars involved in private business like health insurance then naturally things tend to lean towards price gouging and straight up fraud.
I don't have health insurance because I don't go to the doctor but if I did I hear it's often cheaper to ask for an itemized bill than to let insurance pay for it
hello frens
>>222697385They should feed my asian half-breeds
What root beers do you like? So far I've only tried A&W and Virgil's, the latter I liked but A&W tasted too much like an old toothpaste named Euthymol
I wanna sum up everything wrong with 007 first light>african warlord is voiced by lenny kravitz and he doesn't even try not to sound like an oreo black guy>james does reckless things for the sake of saving people and upholding his morals, a complete 180 from ian fleming's cold psychopathic killer who will do absolutely anything to serve the directive>villain is a british man when the movies have shown us villains are all necessarily european>game puts yellow shit everywhere because apparently I'm too stupid to poke around a room for 5 seconds to find the path forwardit's still very good though, I like it
>>222697608Barqs is good
>>222697608The Walmart brand is pretty good
>>222697554jared is the real president apparentlyim just saying i have good sources
>>222697579I find it funny that America never adopted universal care while every other developed country did.
What would life be like if Jeb! won in 2016
>>222697608>What root beers do you like?Hard to beat Dad's, Stewart's, Killebrew (MN brand named after a beloved baseball player), 1919 (also MN brand), and Sprecher's (local brand from Wisconsin known for being made with honey).
>>222697608Mug, A&W, Barqs
they had 2L cokes on sale for 1.50 today and I loaded up good.
>>222697608barq's. it has bite.
>>222697634>voiced by lenny kravitz and he doesn't even try not to sound like an oreo black guylenny kravitz is a singer and guitar player. i don't understand why he's doing video game voice acting.
>>222697680kek, this made me laugh
this world is not my home
Hairloss bros..finally a cure
>>222697702he acted in the Hunger games movie.Sometimes people want to do other things for variety. Like having sex and changing positions.
>>222697719that's a combover
>>222697719that's not a cure, it's just hiding it better while it continues to worsen over time.
>>222697679Doubt I'll find any of those where I am, I like the regionality of it though. Sprecher's sounds like my kind of thing too so it's a shame>>222697697Might give it a go then, I've seen it for sale.
>>222697394I am right now, hackin darts eh?
floofing it up a bit in zoomer fashion does not make a comb over and less of a comb over. this is, in fact, the oldest method to hang on to the few remaining strands before all is lost.
Just drank a few small beers
lollmao, even
what the fuck is barqs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUajwtw2Esc&list=RDWUajwtw2Esc&start_radio=1
>>222697782bangs
>>222697746>I like the regionality of it though.The Midwest makes the best root beer imo. They take it dead seriously.Also, what are your thoughts on Irn-Bru? I really like it but my Dad hates it.
>>222697782Its Bangs
Zoomers can't read handwriting
>>222697799if it says "its good" on the package then it must be good.
i remember being in grade 4 and having cursive writing homework. waste of time, it turns out.
jason is a very disgusting human being
how many of you actually write in cursive
>>222697799it literally says bargs you shrimp eyed fuck
I hate Trump.
>>222697385I don't if my life would be better but I wanna do these in a certain order before ending my life >See china >See southern new Zealand >See Zion the national park
>>222697825not only is it good, it's been good for 128 years.
>>222697385A park in texas was demolished so the datacenter that generated this video could be made.
>>222697846It says barq's
>>222697841I think the 90-95 kids were the last to learn cursive and actually practice it. Pretty sure most younger zoomers just went straight to typing shit which is why their handwriting is also shit.
>>222697841me
>>222697841Me
r8 my cursive
>>222697847I love Trump
>>222697883what is /c um/?
You know I will never have many things I will never have a family I will never have a home I will never have a good life That is partly why I want to end my life
>anons talk about an heroing a while ago>/cum/ slows downbased
>>222697867https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4I blame this song for my crippling MILF infatuation desu
>>222697899>>222697847Government sucks. Now shut the fuck up.
I fart a lot in the evenings nowmysterious
>>222697921burh wtf
>>222697908How about I cripple you for real
>>222697904I don't know I want you guys to encourage it I am too scared to do it even though no one in my life will miss me greatly they might cry crocodile tears at a funeral but the world will be better off without me
>>222697921Based
USA needs higher taxes
wtf is a kino?
I like war history but I don't like wars actually happening
we need mo money fo dem progroms
>>222697969We need mo money fo dem pogroms
Thoughts https://youtu.be/pjGZnRwtvww
She was shivering so hard it looked like there were two of her
Trying out a new pick-up line on a milf I text her "I'm horny me want to sex you up"
cumingtonshire
>>222698030great line saar
>>222698030Too long just type "me horny"
I don't know I bother anymore because I just know it won't get better and it will just worse and worse
Nursing homes are demonic and soil crushing. Imagine spending your last days forgotten in some glorified hotel room staffed by shaniqwas all of which you pay thousands of dollars for whole your relatives pillage your belongings as though you were already dead We live in a profoundly evil and unnatural culture in which human life is casually discarded like it is nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFz59Jmgewk
AI Super Penis
I took methylphenidate and then had a soda. Am I going to die?
Free John Bolton
>>222698058You're right that's more concise and confident Wish me luck
>>222698104from where?
>>222698116Jail clearly.
>>222698078How truthful are "Chinese hedge funds"
>>222698122he's in jail? i thought he died ages ago
>>222698104nigga guilty as HELL dawg
>>222698116>>222698122>>222698148>>222698150
>>222698162i wish i could grow a mustache like that
>>222698172
uno sexo por favor
lissenin to white stripes and raconteurs (udder jack white band) whilst droppin' the poobergization on dr. poosteinincredible how much better den strokes jack white ismay be best rock act of 2000s. so good
Why do people in government take classified information home?
>>222698047corr gud post diss
Drinking red wine
>>222698199because they're criminals sending it to pissrael
Just rode an electric skateboard for the first time.
>>222698183cum con sex
This 18 yr old wants me to pick her up but she still lives with her parents. Feels weird. Should I do it? Don't want her dad trying to kill me or something
Should I play this https://youtu.be/R4xWbRBLj2I?is=BLteA73BvWv_9I7gOr https://youtu.be/mkBWHISitEQ?is=1l3clHBJX4OdNz1zWhen I die
>>222698254Yeah, but go meet her dad and let him know youre gonna get pegged by his daughter
>>222698254how old are you?
wassup dudes
>>22269827426
>>222698228kwab
>>22269827433, but young at heart. This is my first gr and we met on discord
>>222698277how's it going catyank
She does look super cute. Maybe it's worth having her father try to hunt me down and kill me idk
Oh to be a sweaty drunk nerd at Anime Expo at 2am in the middle of downtown LA dancing to Nightcore with the cosplay cuties again...
Based Tobuscushttps://youtu.be/NfqQbrY8R5k
>>222698312Smooth Canadian pits
jason is such a pervert and is very depraved
>>222698335same
>>222698324What the fuck lmaoIsn't this the nugget in the biscuit guy?!What timeline is this? HAHAHA
>>222698254>die before getting old or get pussyI don't see the problem
>>222698308You're going to end up on the sex offender registry bro
The USA will win the world cup.
mom called me late last night and could tell she had been cryingfucking thought something happened to my dad but some cat she had taken in died
>asian whore knows how to ridegrim
>>222698359your mom is based and you're a heartless bastard
What if I stuck my penis in the backrooms?
Idk what to do
>>222698301ayyyy what's happenin bruda mon jah bless
>>222698351no he's not 18 is an adult everywhere.
Cliffy B had a 19 year old girlfriend when he was 31
>>222698359poor kot
If you don't eat your veggies you won't get big and strong like your dad
I feel fantastic
>>222698359good thing you're a psycho and don't give a fuck about cats
*beats ur ass in ping pong*hah, LOSER
>>222698400
If you have a lot in common with 18 year olds you might as well fuck them I don't see what could go wrong.
>>222698411
>>222698444She could lose a few pounds
>>222698454i dont have anything in common with anyone at all
She said she has no ID and that her dog destroyed her other papers . I said if she can't show some proof of age I'm not coming and then she unmatched me Guess she was actually underage and just lying
>>222698461based kot
>>222698480Her dog ate her homework? Bro that was a 13 year old
>>222698444can tell she shaves her pussypass
is this funny
>>222698472but then she wouldn't be good at ping pong
>>222698507True, I respect her dedication
>>222698494I hope not lol She did look young in her photos but not that young. I guess I dodged a bullet
>>222698516Or you missed out on a great time
>>222698516You could have ended up on a pedo hunter youtube channel
Alright now to try my luck with the milf From one extreme to the otherOut of the pan into the fire as they say
>>222698546say hi to your mom for us
jason has literally donated $50 to vegan gains' streams so he twerks and then jason faps
Eating dinner Baked flounder with lemon juice, butter, olive oil, and spices. Side of steamed carrots, bok choy, and asparagus and brown rice.
I'm a matcha nigga now
i have got to stop wasting my life
>>222698564>baked flounder
>>222698504wrong again virginshe waxes it or has it lasered, tight clothes would cause too much irritation
>>222698574No you don't
>>222698546It's actually out of the pot and into the black kettle
New plan send text "bored and horny dtf?" To every single match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDKwCvD56kw&list=RDCDl9ZMfj6aE&index=10
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>>222698614https://youtu.be/_nrEwHVVcvU
anyone want to hop on vc
>>222698638https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8gHubY94rA
>>222698504I shave my pussy too, what of it dweeb
I have one string of hair left on my head. I'm afraid I'm gonna lose it.
Big titties in squirtle shirt
>>222698697*plucks it*
>>222698638what a great song
shaved pussy looks nice from a distance but up close you see that five o clock shadow and it feels like sandpaper
sepuku time
POWAH
I'll never see a pussy up close
Just gooned to thick Filipino girls
>>222698741I've never seen a voluntary pussy up close...
Society owes US pussy
Messaging all these pussiss if i don't get a single positive it's time to hoor maxx
Very full from dinner.
Why was he so ugly and deformed?
Let’s all be hitler. Let’s all be fucking gay and have gay dicks like hitler. And get raped in the dick like hitler.
That's why dad named you joe dirt instead of poonermaker
Bub games
I pray every day to the highest gods to transform me into a big fat woman with a big fat growing belly and huge tits. Just a big sloppy bitch getting fucked,
>>222698820i look like this
>>222698883same i am praying for that for u right now
happy halloween cummies
>>222698895You're either late or early bud, give me a few months and I will let you know
>>222697481so zoomfag would you marry the blonde blue eyed american girl knowing she has a super high body count or would you just fuck her and that's it
LOLLMAOeven
Now let me tell you why Christopher Nolan is a bad filmmaker. Although Christopher Nolan is held in high regard by many people with poor taste, one with a more discerning mind can see the glaring flaws in his films. For example, the logistics of his scenes are poorly designed and fail to pass scrutiny but he uses inappropriately dramatic music and somber atmosphere to try to make you "turn your brain off" so that you don't think about how illogical the scene is.I believe that people who like Christopjer Nolan's films are people who are easily tricked by this kind of cinematographic propaganda. It is extremely dishonest and subversive filmmaking.
>>222698965I’m glad to keep getting tricked. Anybody who can consistently trick me into having a good time is a winner in my books.
>>222698949I thought a "Montreal Shooting" was when a dude shoots cum into a chick's ear?
>>222698975That is because you are a Canadian, a lower, more pedestrian, and less discerning type of people.
I'm convinced normies will end up rounding up everybody with avoidant attachment into camps and that they would already be doing it if they could articulate what they want to do
>>222698949State mandated sex with escorts
>>222699006Yeah maybe so. I think at the very least I recognize that Nolan movies aren’t exactly high brow. They’re popcorn movies. But I don’t think there is a contemporary director who does a better job at delivering the tentpole spectacle of a true blockbuster.
Thread theme https://youtu.be/zTCakUZlXK4
Imagine being a little monkey fella. Just climbing on a tree and eating fruit and going here and there.
Do you guys even wear a watch?
why is it that certain people can be born and raised in a country (or move there at age 3-5 years old) and still have some sort of foreign accent? i look at some of these canadian soccer players who have supposedly been living here their whole life, yet the majority don't even sound like they're canadian, does their international experience/exposure in the teenage years (moving to europe or other leagues) really have that much of an affect on their accent? is it due to their parents and subconsciously copying/adapting to their accent?
>>222699059what else would I blow my first commission on
>>222699059I own a few
>>222699059Never
>>222698965Dr pavel I'm cia
If I were dictator of America, I would look to Vancouver and try to copy that success here. I would set aside one town dedicated to the wealth and happiness of all WMAF couples.
https://youtu.be/pwYaT3H-ffs
Most Gen X people are not friggin I don't know like cool apathetic nihilistic grunge Kurt Cobain type people. Most Gen X people are just boomer lite.
For me? it’s JLC and Vacheron Constantin
>>222697586Hallo, wie gehts
Is it kino?
>>222699059yes
>>222699119this ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9wU6pXT9Xo
>>222699100They are very narcissistic, which is weird considering all their adult media was about self-reflection and soulless corporatism
>>222699062If the parents have a foreign accent they will have something off in their speech even if they grew up here. If they were living in several places in formative years then their accent will be all sorts of screwy. Like the lived in uk at one point kids who still say shawn't and cawn't despite everything else sounding more or less leaf/burger .
Evens blackieOdds Asian
>>222699062Theres like 3rd gen Mexicans here that still sounds like ESLs because they are. Their idiot parents keep teaching them Spanish first and then speaking it at home. Probably the same thing going on there.
>>222699158It was shocking finding that out for the first time
>>222699158>Their idiot parents keep teaching them Spanish firstThat too. Parents teaching the foreign language as primary at home.
>>222699119Flubber blows this nip shit outta the water get real bud
Made tomorrow's overnight oats. Added ground flax seeds, chia seeds, and wheat germ
I have an odious misanthropic personality but I still deserve lots of sex and easy money
I'm wearing thigh highs
listening to beauty and the beast by celine dion and peabo bryson
Metal is inherently White music, it repels niggers by its own virtue.
Have you ever thought about how letters are like building blocks and a word is like the building and a sentence is like the city
Modern vidya be like>Follow me to the checkpoint while maintaining proper social distancing >Press F to honor that trans woman
>>222699228should have added flavor
Older nerds all became relatively normal well adjusted peopleYounger zoomie nerds all became creepy incelsHow come? Why did nerds of the older gen fare so much better?
>>222699265lay of the 'cid man
>>222699263Though it is perhaps ironic that the whitest genre of metal is called black metal
>>222699286speed metal*
>>222699275They had their own subculture that revolved around real things other than being a sexless loser
>>222699275Got bullied before social media, which was physical. As soon as social media came about bullying changed for men and it because psychological like how women bully eachother. Basically social media feminized bullying also schools adopted "zero tolerance" policies. Other gens actually got to settle their beef with fists.
who wants to play video games
>>222699301I don't
I like the new Forza. I just like building cars and driving them around.
