/brit/Fit teachers edition
Great banter about to happen in this thread
>>222708742I've beat off to that erotic audioby luckydip several times. the one where she's and old lady you've been watching out for. she says some shit about getting knocked up. really did a number on me.
>>222708822Post it lad
>>222708867I don't have it bookmarked, you got to just look it up.
culture (British)
>>222708822A man needs a name.
will the gapings ever stop
nth for the baddiedem
>>222710784>>222710850>>222710870
account for the gaps next time
shit edish
what's the difference between brit and britfeel
Was sat next to a bunch of drunk thirty something year old middle class women on the train yesterday and not gonna lie they were pretty funnyWhy'd you lot always tell me women aren't funny?
There are 0 reported cases of a trans person ever committing a crime in a public bathroom or changing room in the UK.There are, according to data from Amnesty International, on average 9 anti-trans articles published in national British newspapers PER DAY.You have been had, thoroughly brainwashed into psychosis regarding a pointless culture war issue and miniscule minority group, to keep you distracted from the real issue - class war by the elites against YOU.
WAHEY!
>>222712372I don't post in britfeel
>>222712372britfeel is evil and exists for miserable freaks and namefags to make themselves more miserable
>>222712354not if mike adriano has anything to do with it
>>222712379i think all you tranny freaks should be executed
>>222712372both full of unemployed retarded incels but one has come to accept their fate while the other is still upset about it
>>222712370low test pedo
>>222712379don't like them because they're disgusting, simple
>>222712399Nobody cares what a mentally retarded nazi yank thinks
>>222712375their only experience of women being funny is clips of live at the apollo
im in hell
got the iron and wine on
>>222712411she's an ugly old bitch with no arse and a man face
>>222712375Why didn't you shag them?
>>222712379being all serious about it is only going to make britposters hate us more :/
women are cute, funny and sex. they are literally the perfect creature evolved from billions of years of evolution to please my cock. y'all nibba gay incels that's why you mad at them
>>222712427good DLC that
>>222712455they are whores and they need to die
>>222712396not even joking i don’t know which is which
Any bossa nova man in?
(Contemplative Post)If the good die young, then does that mean the bad di(e) late?
>>222712379>You have been hadare the article writers in the room with us right now?
i dont expect them to but i hope japan wins
>>222712465how long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>222712469>>222712403oops
>>222712425We know Adolf
>>222712477bizarre response
>>222712508who were you talking to?
>>222712375In 2017 I was drunk up on the mountain town of a greek island (the capitals of islabds in greece are always up on the mountain traditionally). Three women pass me by and they offer to drive me back to the camping seeing as there were no buses anymore and I was alone. One of them was making jokes, very good ones, on the occasion, like when we passed a scooter she goes "ok, so this is our vehicle". Then later, when we entered their car she goes "would you like to drive?".I was fascinated by her and exchanged numbers, I still remember her name, but we never met again
time for bed x
>>222712534you
>>222712379The class war is invisible, the icky man lurking around my wife as she changes her wipes is very real and unsettling
they call me cuban pete
>>222712477schizo
cool, I'm gonna go hump the fridge
>>222712567*in borat voice* >my wife
minion scream
>>222712567how often is she changing her wipes
In chip shop, waiting for chips
>>222712375go on and give us an example of some funny stuff they said, coward
eating Jacob's cream crackers that are a year out of date and they taste finefuck knows what these things are even made of
And that concludes dbdtoil for now
>>222712603bello
>>222712529shocked there's only the one season of Mr Bean, it was pretty good
hope that none of you use plastic chopping boards or cooking utensils for the sake of your health
>>222712567AI generated post you don't understand how to use English
>>222712567>The class war is invisibleYou can't see pain, but you can see the tears
>>222712618keep us updated
>>222712619Did someone say beveragino?
>>222712601blud watches rlm
>>222712622made of jacob's cream
>>222712635Pervert
>>222710784s>>222710850c>>222710870r
Anybody watch Burnhams speech today? Is he just sucking money out of london and pissing it on all the unproductive shit holes up north?
https://www.aunyzyok.ml/mdde__funny-animals/BRASS-v2-4.msi
will gta 6 be playable on a vape
>>222712643Got the chips
alright everybody take five
>>222712634will continue to use plastic chopping board and plastic spatula the woke can't stop me
>**. ******'s life withered and fell, as fleeting as the seasons. At her last, she left a single water lily. Despite the velvety-purple hue, the flower is in no way poisonous—it merely blooms in quietude.
>>222710784>>222710850>>222710870Fucked it
>>222712677fantastic
WOLL SMOTH
>>222712668the ghost of McAfee letting out a haunting moan when I hover over this link
soon the ball will be kicked
english rose
>>222712436Bender
>>222712702gay nigga
>>222712678Five what?
>>222712660"my wife changes her wipes" is an AI generated nonsensical sentence Does your wife keep wet wipes stored up her arsehole or something?
the troons are listening to MY WIFE changing her WIPES
>>222712717Wouldn't you like to know you dirty pervert
scr
>>2227127145 white girls. we starting a grooming gang
>>222712711vile tartwould, raw
Eating pot noodle sweet and sour
transgenders... after my wife... while she's changing her wipes
plod are on chase gotta make the excursion
>>222712734Where are you actually from retard? Turn off the VPN.
>>222712711
>>222712776Every accusation is a confession
you’ll wipe nothing
>>222712769Its a common occurrence.When my wife changes her wipes she's always watched by transgenders. It's a crime!
poo curry for tea
might move to germany
>>222712602I'm no nitwits kazahk, I'm chagatai uzbek descendent of gengis first son. Jochi was adopted and illegitimate >>222712614Prefer not to say
treansgendered will be getting my wife while she do the necessary, while she changes her wipes
DRUGS ALL WHITE ALBINO
My wife is always changing her wipes! Always transgender!!!
>>222712803pale undulating zoomer tummies full of the exuberance of youth? um we don't do that in germany
>>222712711Corrrrrr
lot of very funny posts being made haha
Brother are your wife have be changing her wipes often? My wife often changing her wipes
What if a woman wanted you to rawdog her arsehole? Would you take that risk?
gonna stay up late tonight so i can sext with a bird from america
>>222712719Wei~>>222712881>>222712881P bbc
Mad that people aren't up in arms about the government and media establishment basically admitting that they used every manipulation and propaganda technique to hoodwink them into taking an experimental vaccine that turns out to have destroyed the health of huge swathes of people like, just mad, yeah.
>>222712783I see nothing wrong
>>222712903nonot a fan of shit
>>222712903not while she changing her wipes brother
>>222712905Put my phone in my pocket to disaterous results
Mad that every lefty post on /brit/ is a government employee
>>222712926haha
>>222712904how does one get into this situationdo you know what each other look like and do videos n shit?
>>222712905she says wahey like a propa lass
>In the 1990s, there were reportedly over 5,000 members of the John Frum movement. However, belief in John Frum is in decline; as of 2022, there are fewer than 500 practitioners. Currently, only the village of Lamakara is faithful to the John Frum faith on the island of Tanna. The rest of the island has been mostly converted by Christian missionaries based in Sulphur Bay.[6]it's over
might need to get a new computer chair after extensive sessions sitting it during the heat wave with my bum out and sweating actually smells like i've shit in it
>>222712941took you 20 minutes to find the new
>>222712963Fucking hell lad
>>222712963you should have been changing wipes more often
>>222712903Yeah, I think I would
i don't think this wipes thing is very funny sorry
sir wipe changer
oooh he wipin
Raping a niggers bottom
when you do a poo and the steam condenses on your arse cheeks. i dont like that feeling
>>222712944yeah, i just get chatting to them on hinge or whatever and eventually exchange numbers and social medias etc. and then it's just the normal way of getting dirty talk going from there
>>222713009should we change the wipes thing
>>222713054how u get em to right swipe you and i thought these were for inp erson stuff why she american
cat's been sick on my reeboks
>>222713054why not just get a girl in this country and have sex with her???
>>222712947wey aye helios
>>222713072you status: done
>>222713067im tall and handsome>>222713076i do that too sometimes but this is just my preferred method of wanking. dont watch porn or nothing. prefer exchanging photos or facetime wanking.
>>222713099i will have my revenge
>>222713067>i thought these were for inp erson stufffor men they arewomen can use them for on demand attention
.....the wizaaaaarrd....
oh my days what an own block scream
just looked at my downloads folderdownloaded some absolutely mental porn when steaming on saturday nightno idea if i wanked to this or not
>>222712709Such a trade off banging a hapa because they're fucking incredibly fit and probably perfect in every way but if you have a male child with one they're doomed forever
my life a beano comic
>>222713154is it of wives changing their wipes while a transgendered watches
Anyone watching the game?
ah yes, stupid freak with the weather machine have a meltie again is he
>>222713175What game?
my wipes
bonk
>>222713162>but if you have a male child with one they're doomed foreverdepends entirely on your genetics
>>222713195www v huehuehue
Wifeberg wants me to get kids involved in my circuits in the back garden each evening but our patio is tiny and they're absolute fucking spastics who just get in the way. Like let me exercise in peace ffs
The phrase "my wife as she changes her wipes" is a lyric from the song "Pony" by Ginuwine.It is a well-known misheard lyric (a mondegreen). The actual lyric in the song is "My love is at the door, whose back is on the floor." Because of the singer's smooth delivery, cadence, and production style, many listeners hear "wipes" instead of "whose back is." Context of the LyricThe Song: "Pony" by Ginuwine, released in 1996.The Real Line: "My love is at the door, whose back is on the floor, our bodies side by side..."The Misheard Version: "My love is at the door, my wife as she changes her wipes, our bodies side by side..."If you would like, I can help you find more famous misheard lyrics from the 90s or provide the full, correct lyrics to Ginuwine's "Pony." What would you prefer?
the wank folder calling to me like the soft drums from the jumanji board
>>222713225Get her punched
Drinking cheap vodka inn the park alone
>>222713213Nope it doesnt
>>222710659I just said lurkydip
>>222713247Based. Is it nice?
>>222712619Well one was clearly the alpha of the group and would say things like "would you rather have a tuna or egg sandwich right now" and "I've been getting into tinned sardines a lot recently"
Arseberg roars out for a raping
>>222713262I want to kill myself
>>222713255it does i'm afraid
>>222713262based jap dropping the trvth nvkes
>>222713291Don't do that, man.
>>222713212yowch
neighbour had a mental health episode complete with wall banging and now I don't feel safe in my own home
dataisbeautiful subreddit is wild
>>222713329sorry
>>222713343for me it's fauxbait
Listening to Eminem Stan on my wired earphones in the park as I finish my booze
>>222713329bang back
>>222713291I'm really sorry that you're going through this. I'm glad you told me instead of carrying it alone.When you say, "I want to kill myself," it makes me think you're in a tremendous amount of pain. You don't have to face that pain by yourself. Can I ask: are you in immediate danger right now, or are you thinking about acting on these feelings today?If you think there's a chance you might act on these thoughts, I want to encourage you to put a little distance between yourself and anything you could use to hurt yourself, and tell someone you trust right now—a friend, family member, neighbor, or someone else who can be with you. If you feel you can't keep yourself safe, please call your local emergency services or go to your nearest emergency department immediately.Since you're in the UK, you can also contact Samaritans any time, day or night:Phone: 116 123 (free)Website: https://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help/contact-samaritan/You don't have to be at a breaking point to reach out to them—they're there to listen without judgment.If you're able, tell me a little about what happened today that led you to say this. I'm here to listen, and I won't judge you.
>>222713329sorry rorke but immigrants go through this daily and still have the strength to get out of bed in the morninggrow up yeah
im jerking it
>>222713225why dont you leave her then
where the peng tings at
>>222713362Genuinely adding to reasons to an hero.
ah the english
just mad how good burnham is
I’ve got mental health x
want an Éowyn gf
need emma hayes to bring this hydration break to liferoy keane is a simpleton
right wing mongs quaking in their boots now a real man is taking charge. the king of the north
Walk into traffic one of those big Chinese electric cars would end me
>>222713450>a real manwtt leftypol?!?
>>222713352I remember the days where we'd just call them earphones.
>>222713411Jesus Christ
Might move to China
just wasting time until its time to sleepmight go get some wine to make it pass faster
Hope Japan wins
Can't think of anything more pathetic than getting your 15 minutes of fame killing someone like Luigi Mangioni did. You'll just be part of the 24 your news cycle and then everyone will forget about you. I would murder someone for Brit memes but never for my own fame
>>222713496read a book and drink some water instead x
can literally smell my balls through my shorts
rorke is not a serious individual
which team is having more fun
JAPAN
>>222713514nahbox of wine, some pop chips and how its made on youtube for me
will be having a JAV goonsesh to support the team tonight
>>222713511what makes you think he did it for fame? he hid his identity and went on the run and has plead not guilty
just finished half life, it was pretty good, reminded me of halo.
japan it appears
>>222713557you ggonna play half life 2 next?
any cheeky girl man in
lovely little goal thattook it very well
>>222713550I will kill rorke and leftypol. BBC will be in shambles
Jvpvn I so proud
based nippon
>>222713573i played half life for like 10 hours straight, i need a break, maybe in week or so.any other games like half life or halo you recommend.
>>222713557greetings
>>222713607how can anyone stand to be in those threads. literally 50 posts a second
>>222713607
japanese niggas like 「my life a 天皇陛下万歳」
>>222713626fear maybe?
Mousey moves to strike the city of Minas Tirith
>>222713581Well you would, wouldn't you
Love our Raccoon wife!
Brazili is a joke after 7 1 Germany they never recovered
>>222713581these were considered 10/10s in 90s Britain
>>222713707
>>222712803>>222712847Why is she mimicing gook whores?
Americans are cringe
>>222713550fame is all he gotnot like he changed the healthcare system is it
Brazil manager chewing gum with his mouth open violently. Would HATE to be next to him as you can imagine the noise.What is it with old people and forgetting how to use their lips to keep their mouth closed while eating
might have some cornflakes
>>222713784I hope you throw some sugar in there
>>222713759that's tiktok innit
>>222713768everybody forgot about him a week later toofucked it all up for nothing
>>222713707>>222713738>"TIMMY">"HURR UP PANGOLIN N RICE STIR FURAY GETTING CORD
>>222713768well whatever his motive, however misguided or ineffective it was, it was certainly not fame he was after
German fucking 18 year old pussy clunge to nosh on
>>222713814sup cordy
>>222713833Phwoarr
>>222713708pretty crazy when you look at how mid germany is now too
>>222713814Screem
>>222713629sup cuh>>222713681looks good, will try at some point.
>>222713794no, I'm sweet enough
black lad named suzuki, now I've seen it all
>>222713801the trial might revive some interestwill be funny if he speaks at it, the guy is genuinely an idiot
Why are they all wearing pink shoes
When I'm done murdering people you will look back at my posts and turn them into gimmicks just watch me niggas
>>222713867you're diabetic?
oh right, japs vs brazilians, i totally forgot.how is the game going?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DeHbRmGQ2g
>>222713883Pride month. 1 more day.
major fracture detected
Police will look through my hard drive and see nothing but Bradley Walsh means
what's your excuse, lads?
keir sama
when you get into one of these threads, theres only a couple of ways outone, is deaththe other is mental institutions
>>222713896
>>222713883soros mandated
imagine how fit a half Brazilian half Jap girl would be
>>222713927I'd just want to wear my own custom made ones, fuck that bollocks
the scrandemic
>>222713954there was an old camgirl like this with dimples and a huge arseforgot her name
>>222713942I'm already at the same level as right with literally zero exercise
>>222713950I'll be off to wembley you nibas watch me it's over
should i make my tea at half time or wait until full time?
>>222713937Nah my Jap kings would neverSounds like hue cope
>>222713975this nigga eating a bee hive
can't stop farting
>>222713949[doom intensifies]
>>222713980Genesis Mia LopezShe bogged herself beyond recognitionOne of the original bbl queens before it was widespread.
right well that's someone doing something horrible to his willy isn't it
Been stuck on 23 subscribers for my channel since Wednesday, it's truly over
is that a willy in a mincer
>>222714013yumy burgr
>>222713988Had a cheeky little pot noodle earlier, thinking I might make some beans at half time
Watching gore is it? Wait Till you see this real gore nibbas it's over
>>222714033post a new video
remember the one he posted of the bloke exploding the inside of his arse
>>222713995It's a crumpet, if you can get them in yankland then you should try them
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1782754345247307.webm
>>222714021would definitely have sex with her
>>222714048how do you explode the inside of your arse
>>222713937>4>it's 5
>>222714048did this once after a particularly spicy curry
>>222714061with an explosive you pillock
>>222714061de bum BLAST
any tarantula enjoyers in?
disgraceful how fat I’ve become
>>222714061Fireworks iirc
>>222714055right is this another lass getting shagged by a horse because if it is I swear to god
>>222714055cute station
>>222714083my gay porn filter filtered this wtf lol
>>222714102no but its not worth watching
>>222714120your what
>>222714120mexican tarantula was a gay porn star active 1990s-2000s
adverts for the army should be illegal
>>222714162nice try vlad
>>222714162why
>>222714183because the army should be illegal
think I'll go for lactation themed JAV tonight
404d before I saw it
>>222714192oh okay
>>222714148I'm using a gay porn filter but I can still look at straight porn (adult / animal)
my gay porn filter is too strong for you traveller
suddenly in the mood for a new thread
>>222714239scream
>>222714162if you can post on brit you can play call of dutyif you can play call of duty you can use a controllerif you can use a controller you can fly a remote control planeif you can fly a remote control plane you can fly a droneif you can fly a done you can bomb a weddingbe the best
>>222714291>>222714291
