Haha hey monkey stop monkeying around haha
>>222718105
love when wimbledon's on lads
late dinner
>>222718076Extremely good image, I can tell this is going to be a good thread already
you guys aren't really all in a secret discord where you coordinate raids on here are you
audrey poster is more effective at getting me to enlist than any media campaign
drinking cider, drowning my sorrows
>>222718168
*puts hands in the air**starts doing a wiggle*eheheheh
>>222718168hell no
rorke's da
>>222718136Strawberries and cream. Glass of Pimms. Queuing all night. 'Come on Tim!' 'SSHHH'
Do I really need to stop drinking? One bottle of wine won't help surely.....I don't want to live until I'm old as fuck to anyway, I doubt there won't be some sort of ethnic conflict of forces conscription (slavery) to fight in WW3 before I'm 50 anyway. Might pop down to the coop.
think i've broken my finger
>>222718184WHAT SORROWS?
>>222718234scr
mans poopin down the coop
>>222718263
>>222718238he voted for it
>>222718238Why are Jamaicans going to Turkey
really don't find /brit/ all that funny anymoreresized images aren't really my thing you know?
>>222718289
>>222718284don't say anything kind like "Oh no hope it gets better"just post some stupid fucking .jpg
>>222718244jumpers for goalposts, isn't it
>>222718289>>222718260>>222718184>>222718095>>222718128you'll do nothing
I didn't even drink last night, so that's one night off. I slept for about 14 hours too, so I'll be awake night, I may as well just get a bottle to help get my head down. It's not like there is a merry future to look forward to anyway.
>>222718260When do you start drinking and how much do you drink?I've been at rock fucking bottom with the booze but these days I try and keep it to evenings and try and go to bed by midnight-1am and not stay up til silly hours drinking every last drop
Hello, I'm autistic!
Cam on, score some fackin goals
nth for the gyaldem
>>222718370but mate this is soccer
>>222718287where do you think the hair for your transplant came from?
>>222718370No-one's playing, Grandpa
If not some wine, I might just grab a pack of cigarettes, they're overpriced as fuck but I suppose they don't get me intoxicated as if that's some sort of positive.....why not both, I'm never going to be athlete anyway and soon enough they'll probably both be banned anyway, if being a person native to Britain isn't first, I may as well enjoy it while it lasts.
you're biomass rorke
anyone know how to make conversation with people you don't knowmy brain usually stops working after 5 minutes and i just go quiet>>222718367ktim
Sir Gordon Brown
how the fuck do you explain the price difference
>>222718367alri autism
I am sorry :(
(serious post)Does KWAB mean Kek What A Bitch or Kill Women And Blacks/
>>222718426woke
why did the Jamaican cross the road?
I doubt I will be lied on my deathbed thinking about how I should've not enjoyed a bottle of wine or a couple of ciggies when I'm being tended to by Nigerian and Indian nurses with fake qualifications anyway, I'll probably be relieved that my time has finally come to an end, and enjoying myself along will only accelerate that lets face it.
>>222718440the second one
>>222718426Better sourcing, control of the production facilities, shittier quality coffee
>>222718419dont know haha
>>222718453
>>222718426Brexit dividend
>>222718287Starmer told them there was a hotel for illegals in Devon but they misunderstood
>>222718476
Mrs Brown's Boys film on after the football
alri
There were like 3 different people insisting that they were DTFIC for several weeks and then it just stopped.
>>222718506Get out of here, you stupid fox
>>222718365Depends really, lad, my issue is that once I start I'll just stay up until it gets light consuming all the alcohol I can get my sweaty little mitts on. If there's nothing left, I'll just stay awake until I'm sober anyway. Alcohol doesn't help me sleep at all and even if I polish a bottle of spirits off, I'll always wake up an couple of hours after falling asleep feeling like absolute shit.
>>222718426Germany puts a "luxury tax: on instant coffee for some fucking retarded German reason
Easily baited, heather
>>222718508all me
>>222718419art of manliness has lots of guides on shit like that. How to enter a room, how to introduce yourself at parties, how to entertain a group,how to talk about yourself without sounding like a wanker
got the foresty forest on
>>222718522>The coffee tax for roasted coffee is 2.19 euros per kilogram and for soluble coffee 4.78 euros per kilogramor wtfff hahaha
Meltdown imminent
Get the YFIOIFIFTWIHTYRG mug
>>222718522>>222718426>The coffee tax in Germany was created to raise income for the government spending. This tax generates approximatively 1 billion Euro annually. It arises automatically when the coffee is brought into the tax area, and it concerns coffee and goods containing it. (§ 17 Coffee Tax Act).>It is dispatched in 2 categories, first one is the roasted coffee with a tax of 2,19 EUR per kilogram, the second one is instant coffee with 4,78 EUR per kilogram.Bizarre country
>>222718507need this luna on my windowsill intimidating the birds
Watching Hot Fuzz on ITV4
>>222718322dead eyed wog
Do I really want to live to see what the country, or even the world is going to be like in 40 years? I find it hard to believe I'll be anything but horrified by what I see anyway, if I've not been slaughtered in some sectarian pogrom against evil wypipo before then. I might as well stick to my drinking and be done with it in 20 years.
>>222718586the fuzz cools off by the end
>>222718590
>your a little fat ginger cunt Richard Gervais is a genious
got to do the bins
The Bum Bum Bugger is a curious fag*buggers you up the bum*
streamer called me a retard
>>222718519I was the same. Think nothing of being up at 4am still drinking. One thing that helps me sleep is Ashwagandha. I take a tablet an hour before I want to go to sleep and it always puts me down
>>222718596yeah you said that already fungusfreak
>>222718603Better to be funny than clever
medical alert catberg is letting me know i can avoid another seizure by putting some dreamies on the floor
>>222718596i think you're mistaking us for the voice inside your head. go talk to that instead of us
>>222718622no
>>222718586Ever notice the bit where Danny reveals his mum killed herself?Also the hand saga
>>222718622Which are you
>>222718604not til tomorrow mate
ashwagandha be kidding me
lake superior
is thomas muller starting
spotted a maybach
>>222718627>>222718653i live there
People are often hostile while confronted by the harrowing truth, but they're simply too stupid to be able to conceptualize it or too cowardly to be able to face, but not me, instead I'll be a hedonistic alcoholic while the world burns around me because if I'm relying on my countrymen the only thing that I will be rewarded with is a bloody and violent death anyway.
you vill pay ze kaffetaksen
>>222718645Prefer not to say
>>222718539Are you the one who upset a guy some days ago by just posting some rickey gervais photos
using the bread and circus as incel walk time
>>222718680Clearly the latter
>>222718678People are often hostile while confronted by the harrowing fungus, but they're simply too stupid to be able to conceptualize it or too cowardly to be able to face, but not me, instead I'll be a hedonistic mushroom while the spores spread around me because if I'm relying on my colony the only thing that I will be rewarded with is a mouldy and violent death anyway
>>222718610I've suffered with insomnia since I was very young, lad, ashwagandha won't do shit for me. I can phone the out of hours gp and get some zopiclone if I wanted, but what's the point? It's just putting more drugs into my body, I might as well just keep on drinking, they'll both kill me equally as fast
>>222718678>instead I'll be a hedonistic alcoholic if that's what facing it looks like, then I'm siddhartha gautama
man checked the statisticsOnly 32% of my neighbourhood is white BritishIs this the future of britain
>>222718676do you live here?
Willard Carroll Smith II (born September 25, 1968) is an American actor, rapper, and film producer.
>>222718721no
Mind earlier when that lad got done by the lad who was diarrhoea pooing himself and then threw a wobblerMental
>>222718586no luck catching them killers then
no luck catching them killers then
terrible work as always night shift /brit/
iaaptrc
internet is shite isn't it. might quit
>>222718740AWW NO NO NO NO NO RUBY BABY WHAT'S WRONG? AWW NO COME HERE BABES X
>>222718726where do you live x im interested in canada
>The Ring and Lilo & Stitch actress Daveigh Chase died of Aidswtf
>HAHAHA you're a 30 year old virgin!And? I just had a 2 hour long goon sesh engaging solo (and therefore free of shame and judgement) in acts most normies couldn't comprehend of.I only masturbating once every month or two. I don't watch porn. But when I do goon, I goon hard. Insanely hard. It's a day long event that satiates me for weeks.I have experienced things that cannot be put into words. Heights of pleasure and pain the mortal body wasn't intended for.I am a pioneer in experiences that push the limit of sexuality beyond rationality.Slaanesh, the Cenobites of Hellraiser, both would welcome me into their midst.Can you say the same when you and your wife engage in missionary style penis in vagina sex once a week and getting a blowjob or her wearing lingerie is the peak of your sex life?
Mate...
biomouse double clicking like a mad cunt
Off to coop it is then, another trip down a long and windy road to liver failure. A terrible disease that would be a mercy compared to the future that has been forced upon me the flag waving masses and their cattle like nature. I might try some new today, perhaps a cigar with a bottle of tequila for a change.
>>222718671Are they uncommon in Germany
>>222718793good luck mate x
the fungus is active
rorke after only getting fiber from bread for two years: you'll poo nothing
>>222718789poley
love my mum but her and my dad really didn’t do shit for me growing up other than feed me
>>222718771doxxable info sorry x
fungus activeeeee
>>222718586I can hear the sound of the train alone clear as day.
>>222718831i will find you
>>222718740attention seeking bitch
>>222718740she'd be great with a neet boyfriend who just agrees with her on everything and spends all his time helping her making videos
>heatherfungusjust a kino nickname all things considered
who is rorke and who is heatherfungus? do they post here?
A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!
>>222718775I thought the American Ring film had a better story than the original Japanese one, however the original Japanese one does the horror better and also the the way the girl is in the Japanese one is better
>>222718854where the hell could she find a guy like that?
>>222718865Ermm right then
well, that's a willy
>>222718653Take it easy on the gay porn im posting from work
i am willing to die for the ukrainian people!
>>222718856someone said heathershiitake had me pissing myself laugihng
>>222718856
>>222718829ktim
>>222718865fuck off CUNT
that looks painful
Erm...
any good music going, a good album maybe?
Isn't it strange how leftypol posts only seem to occur between 8am and 6pm (typical office hour for government agencies) really makes you think
Why did VR die?
this is the first time i've ever posted on /brit/can i get a qrd
>Isn't it strange how leftypol posts only seem to occur between 8am and 6pm (typical office hour for government agencies) really makes you think
milky way crispy rolls
I work for the government and im rorkeypops
>>222718914Murder Kill Ting (MKT) - Snizzer P
>>222718914Squid - Cowards (2025)
>>222718920Clearly you've never been here between 2am - 5am, leftypol outnumbers the rorkes 5 to 1
Zuck can suck my fat clit
>>222718925expensive and no games
>>222718949not listening to anything by a band that looks that batty
Go on and do the thug shaker!
the singular office hour
I'm considering buying Final Fantasy 7 - Rebirth. I completed the first one, the gameplay was good, but they'd made the story a bit too gay for my liking. Is the second one any better?
where my man at
Lots of diving from Paraguay so far...
get off my case motherfucker
Do you think it smells like poo when straights have anal sex, since they don't know how to prepare their arsehole?
>>222718951Yeah when only the government bots are still active and all the humans are asleep.
sir paraguay
youtube recs is just asmr and swans, and a single squid live video, they are watching me looking at this thread
>>222718925Just a bit shit init. When I bought it I thought it would be like the movie ready player one but its just blurry and shite not immersive at all
just want a bame gf really
>>222719039posted from the darkest depths of plato’s cave
>>222718925couldn't be propped up by gooners alone
last girl that was (and probably will ever be) interested in me was a bame. this was almost 10 years ago when I was still relatively normal
gfs seem very boring ngl
>>222719070are you an cat
>>222718865why is there no blood
>>222719059Idgi
the singular ruby granger poster
>>222719024>Nobody could possibly be against rightoid culture war slop and care about their own class interests!
Giving old liverberg a well deserved rest this evening. Going away on holiday next week and would like to be in alright condition you see
business idea: we all get bame gfs to make the white, japanese and hapa girls jealous, then we get real gfs
>>222719070I think you mean bamf
>>222718925I played it for 30 mins once and then was dizzy as fuck and felt sick after taking the head set off.
>>222719115*nods*
Ricky Dene Gervais
>>222719077The fun comes from bantering them and shagging, the rest is like chilling and not being allowed to go too mad with it
>>222719181is he ok?
right well that's a man who drank too much raspberry juice
>>222719114>He thinks some boatwog who arrived 5 minutes ago and gets a house, pip, and a car just handed to them gives a fuck about seizing the means of production and ensuring Elon Musk pays his taxes Kek. Why are they like this?
Rorke's son opening the Jordans he asked for at Christmas
h
>>222719181he doesn't look too well
20 minutes in and they have to stop for water, FUCK ALL has happened and they keep playing the same songs during the breaks, FUCK SAKE
Business idea: 4chan but for normal people
leftypol telling rorke to care about his classrorke informing leftypol he's already finished school
>>222719219I’m not cool enough to understand this joke
>>222719253go make it thenyou're not busy
Watching the gore being posted is probably about as good for your brain as seeing the goon pics/vids posted here all the time. Porn destroys your brain
don't click that click this !!
>>222719249The guy recording lives in a council house in Wimbledon now by the way
uh oh meltdown
>>222718740poor rubes
after this World Cup America will be banned from ever hosting again
>Paraguay and Germany look the samegrim
>>222719311Doubt it.
>>222719265the joke appears to be that those are Jordan Accesses, a very low budget Nike Air Jordan typically "Jordans" would be Jordan 1, Jordan 4, Jordan 5 etc. which are about 5x the price of Jordan Access at retail and can be 1000x the price on the reseller market
>>222719311good. soccer is for poor 3rd worlders who only have a ball and a dirt field to kick it around in. it has no place in america
While breastfeeding her baby, she flicked milk at her boyfriend as a joke and said that will show you childish.“I expected him to snap out of it and laugh it all off, but it just went completely the other way,” she added.“He picked up a glass and threw it at my head, telling me to get out.“He also punched me in the jaw, and at that point, I just got out of the house as quickly as possible. His mum was shouting down to stop it, but he just told her to f**k off and go back to bed – and she did.”
>>222719311they have to rotate continents and none of central america has the infrastructure to host so they'll get it again within 20 years
it’s a fucking joke Holland Morocco will probably be a great game but I can’t watch it unless I want to stay up until 4 in the fucking morning FUCK AMERICA
>>222719319Yeah but what class are they? that's all that matters. Presumably only leftypols preferred class due to the colour of their skin despite being their net worth.
>>222719340But what of the Tartan Army who conquered Boston?
really tired of those little moth things that leave an imprint of dust as they tumble to their deaths
gonna play minecraft
They don't host the World cup in the UK because it's shit
>>222719351you can go to toil tired for 1 day. just load up on monster energy
>>222719384true
>>222719384We are hosting the next euros
>Leftypol is enough of a consumer got to make esoteric jokes about a vague type of overpriced shoe based on a sport from foreign culture
>>222719385#ad
The mum-of-two admits that there were warning signs that she ignored, as he reassured her he was a “changed man.”“I just knew he had a tendency to be aggressive towards other people and had this ‘bad boy’ image, but I just thought he would never hurt me”, she added,Christopher Worrall was sentenced to 15 months' imprisonment, suspended for 18 months, and a five-year restraining order was imposed
>>222719351it's the netherlands you stupid cunt
>>222719404>esoteric jokeit was actually a pretty obvious joke 2bh
just despatched a moth
>>222719404telling on yourself
>>222719209Doesn't happen. You believe any fantasy your Gods (Trump, Musk, Farage, Lowe, Israel) tell you.
>>222719404lol now you're actually seething because you've never heard of Jordans deary me
>>222719343I would have just gone OH YOU THINK I'M CHILDISH ALRIGHT THEN BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR THEN BITCH and start going WWAAGHH and sucking the nipple violently while looking up at her making eye contact but of course he's a stupid incel who throws a silly strop
>>222719425Are you a fucking cat?!
>>222719423wouldn't know as i have certainly never watched a sport in my life let alone a foreign one
>>222719403Football's coming home
>>222719423Maybe for a tarq with enough money to spend on shitty overpriced consumerslop
>>222719418Tomato tomato
>>222719423No it wasn't, in fact it was Ncoded fr no cap on god etc
>>222719449calm down
>>222719384england could host it tomorrow
Did you know that the pasty is also popular in Hidalgo Mexico because it was brought by a bong there a long time ago?
>>222719430Compared to your Gods (Abdul, M'bokko, Mohammed, and Jombuntu) got it
>>222719485>Jombuntuhad that before i moved to arch
>seize the means of production!>w-what do you mean we're closing the Jordans factory in Bangladesh? >Noooooooo
we used to make things in this country…
Think I will eat the choc caramel digestives :^)
>>222719476How does that negate what I said?
>>222719476>5 in one citywew lad. genuinely the infrastructure would collapse
>>222719531you grow larger
The wife is a bit on the spectrum i reckon
>>222719508Diego used to say wise things like that...
>>222719530>we used to make things in this countryYeah and they didn't work from the factory. That's why things aren't made there anymore
>>222719543it doesnt have to because you don't have an argument. concession accepted. i raped you
winston churchill started all this shit. fat cunt
>>222719476i heard theyre trying to make the emirates have 70-80k. have they finsihed making the etihad bigger
>it's about class, not race!>That's why we need to give people who arrived on a boat 7 weeks ago a better standard of living than someone's who worked full time their lives>Posted from my iPhone17
if you were in a desert with no minge in sight, how long would it take for you to go insane?
morning
Any good onlyfans leaks? I'm bored of my current wank rotation
>>222719571It not rape if it's consensual *kisses you*
LOL KRAUTS
>>222719605Snakes can eat a cat whole. I'm sure I'll be fine.
>>222719625sharing leaked content is a crimesupport content creators
great now /deutsch/ is slagging us off
>brazil struggled>germany losingit's
born to pooforced to pee
Not being funny but if you think ethnically displacing the native population of a country just to ensure that the stock market and private equity remain propped up for private interests and billionaires then you're just uneducated racist scum who worships billionaires. It's really that simple.
>>222719605well... havent gone insane yet... so.... whos to say....?
>>222719404Right, now try writing it again
>>222719705*rapes you*
>>222719705Keep whinging goy
>>222719681coming home (to vancouver)
Don't forget to thank the nice lady baby rorke
this is /brit/
What?!?! You think that importing a foreign class of welfare recipients that act as a bulwark between the native people of a country and their oppressive government who consistently acts against the workers and native populations interests is wrong? Urgh, wait until my drug dealer Mohammed hears about this, he'll probably try and stab you.
rorke staying in the bath until all the water has completely drained out of it
what do you do if you wanna kill your self but you can never do it because it would upset your mum
>>222719817grow up
>>222719817Wait until your mother dies an untimely death and then continue to talk yourself out of it and better yourself because you want to honour her memory and not just shit all over it by killing yourself. Don't ask how I know.
make it, go on
>>222719796Many immigrants and descendants of immigrants are not welfare recipients
just done my exercises
>>222719815and pretending to be an old man when his skin goes wrinkly
>>222719882>ManyThey're not all stabby drug dealers either. So what?
>>222719866:( hope you're okay anon
>I must defend the honour of the imported class that is ethnically displacing the native people of a country, I simply must!
any tand1216 man in
got the peng gay porn on
>>222719896rorke growing concerned when his ballsack stays wrinkled hours after drying
>>222719922whats timmy gon do
>>222719796have you considered, for one second even, the shekel per goy line going up?
>>222719974Defend the honour of the imported class that will eventually subjugate him, evidently.
>>222719969Scr
>>222719709>havent gone insane yet
flatberg is still too fucking hot it's not even hot outside fuck off stupid heat
that Gareth Southgate drama looks like a comedy
moo deng sex gifs
why the fuck is this bitch talking about England I want to watch GERMANY PARAGUAY FUCK SAKE
>>222720007Mad yeah, fucking shitty bricks retaining heat. We should just deconstruct the whole country and all live in mud huts - despite their cannibalistic tendencies the Gambutu tribes holistic way of living proves far superior to own.>t leftypol
obscenely sweaty after run
>>222720007weather is pretty nice up here in scotland
made up shit to get mad about award
>>222720068lying bastard
my excellent run (at 10pm)
cut my finger it really hurts
going on an incelrun
>>222720153you're going to awake the maternal instincts in employed woman and she'll baby you and tend to your wound
Sally Whorekins sex arse
>>222720008why does his reign even deserve a drama>lost to not a particularly great croatia side that got battered in the final>lost to not a particularly great italy side that didn't even make it to the world cup>impotent against france and left subs far too late then panicked>relegated from the nations league>played off the pitch by spain in a game I don't even remember happening
I remember my first pair of Jordan 9s, I immediately went for a walk around the park near the estate to show them off to all the high class racist gammons who can't afford them. Fucking scum.
>>222719773Mousenonce saying the line and getting 2 replies from people without a filter
>>222720178fuck off spaki you perverted evil nonce
>>222720198hey! i'm not spaki!
>>222720214
>>222719773ye instead theres no food dispenser and the shock panel is always on
