Yellow Magic Orchestra edishprevious: >>222715352
I'm a big loquacious bodega bastard!!
I think black people actually like it when white people try to talk like them
>>222719612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT-mRoG9FmIgood thread, I've been obsessively listening to this ambient album by a member of Harry Hosono's 90's live band for months
>>222719658i can talk to black men. some can be funny. black women though..
>>222719706Whyever would you want to talk to black women
>>222719720they look like this
>>222719733not most of them
Now that we are at the end of the Putin Saga how would you rate the series?
is this why libtards can't ever solve any problems in their states? seems like it might be a contributor.
i aspire to be the boring loser step dad that the kids are embarrassed of and that makes the deadbeat father look good and fun by comparison.
>>222719776Why do you say the end? Did something happen?
>>222719802Once the bombs started hitting near the Kremlin I think it's a sign
>>222719844it's not
>>222719855Putin's allies in other countries are abandoning him if you've seen the news. Russia is kind of like the junkie uncle that nobody wants to deal with anymore. Lukaschenko recently released an interview where he apologized to Ukraine and said Russia will no longer launch invasions from Belarusian territory
>>222719906yeah zzz sure thing little buddy
Enough about my assistant's nipple rings. Let's talk about your career.
>>222719918>Yeah zzz sureMy response.webm
>>222719906dumbest thing I've probably ever read
man, Clark Ashton Smith's short stories are the wildest, geekiest literary sword & sorcery ever, he makes R.A. Howard seem like a realist!
>>222719612https://youtu.be/Lm77VCkf_do?si=55Xi3EPucm-UW6We
The actress from the ring died from AIDS. How upsetting
>>222719953It's a politically isolated country that only associates with pariah states at this point. Russia went from "we will be Ukraine in a week" to now "most of the country is now rationing gas and our missile defense systems are actively being evaded"
>>222719978i love hoteps they great niggas
Sometimes I post under Asian girls tiktoks>BUILT FOR BWCas a treat.
>>222719987you can still die of AIDS? There are people alive today who first contracted HIV in the early to mid 80's cause the treatments have advanced by so much
>>222720000yeah yeah sure we've been hearing that ukraine is 2 weeks from winning for years now. give it a rest
>>222719987Imagine her crawling out of the tv just to suck your dick dry
embarrassed about the invention of rock and roll. i hope the world will forgive us.
>>222720037BUILT FOR BWC
>>222720000>politically isolated countryfrom the west sure, but it's strategic partners with the strongest industrial country in the worldalso they're winning in ukraine, not quickly but their frontline is moving forward
>>222720055isn't she like 12 or summin
>>222720023I am not implying that the end goal is a Ukrainian victory. It's beyond that. The whole reason Putin was able to stay in power was because of the lawless Russian 90s that came before him now the country is arguably regressing to that point and some argue that it's even worse
>>222720065Out of 10
>>222720036rock n' roll is so primal and catchy, most people will still dance to it today if a DJ should put on some oldies, even now & here...I don't mind it, though like more than half an hour of 50's r n' r at a time starts to grate on me, too
>>222720016Yeah but she was doing heroin and shit
>>222720075ok so you're just beyond retarded. got it.
I’d like a threesome with two thicc babes
>>2227201082bad
>>222720097Not an argument.
3 ded after a bomb attack in Monaco
>>222720135why would I argue with you when I literally just won the discussion?
>Chinese food>football>unemployedMy life isnt half bad bros
went outsidedidnt talk to anybodyas usual
Big fan of inserting my docking mechanism into vaginas and squirting out genetic material It's kind of a sick fetish
M'dih lea
>>222720151I don't see any football
just won a debate
>>222720160why didn't you say anything to anybody huh
>>222720146You didn't win. You made no points and argued nothing outside of "Le I'm based and you are wrong, I don't need facts".
>>222720184lmao look at this loser seething that he got destroyed in a debate. sad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R3xFy85fVE
>>222720151Based department. If we had decent UBI, then I could be aristocrat of the soul
Russia is super trad. I went there and fugged so many trad girlsThis kind of thing doesn't happen in the decadent west where women are whores that don't put out
If Paraguay beats Germany and sends them home today I will be so happy
>>222720223yeah sure thing incel
>>222720151Damn b buy a tv stand
>>222720151That's the missing cat isn't it?
>>222720211I first heard this album at 13 and hated it...I hated it when I dl'd it in my 20's, too...it's a difficult album
>>222720223then go and stay there ivan
>>222720242I would be happy if Russian bombed Poland but only one bomb with a blast radius of one square foot and you're standing in it
The floor is all yours anon. Do your thing. We're here for you buddy.
>>222720300If Russia had bombed France instead everybody would have just been indifferent
*awkward silence*
>>222720305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPZCGleqh7M
Been shooting bottle rockets all day it's so addicting I might not even have any for the 4th kek
>>222720300Why dude, what did I do to you? I’m part Austrian I am allowed to hate Germany for dragging us into WWII
>>222720362hitler was austrian thoughever
>>222719720one of my coworkers is black and i have to interact with her
I love AustriaThrow another shrimp on the barbie!
>>222720362Part Austrian part Polish Part Chinese Part Indian
I personally hope Germany loses because they abandoned their ancestral gods and turned to Christianity.
>>222720406
when was the last time that you shaved your pubic hairit's called grooming sweatytry it some time
Karen Carpenter
>>222720373Hitler was a deluded Prussiaboo and not a real Austrian. He’s like a Mexican that moved to the US and started larping as a genocidal American patriot. >>222720381Just Austrian and Polish actually
life is so boring fuuuuck man i can’t take it no more!!!
>>222720378I'm sorry
>and not a real Austrian
>>222720356just go buy more dummy
>>222720440Have you tried playing video games or going outside
>>222720362Sorry I thought you were the Canadian who moved to Poland
>>222720431Sonic Youth thought they were so cool for writing songs about Karen Carpenter & Madonna...I'm not gonna go ahead & say they weren't cause they were S fucking Y, but idk
crazy that women masturbate with power tools and this is normal
what if you attached a fleshlight to a drill, have anyone tried that
>>222720474i don’t have a video game playing device except for my phone. i tried to play roblox on it but that shit is for gay babies. there’s nothing outside except scorching desert
What is something you can 100% guarantee you are the best at relative to everyone else in this thread?
>>222720501The ol dick twist
women fuck doorknobs and also raid the fridge for sausages and carrots to fuck
Summer is going by so fast we will be in comfy spooky season in no time
it's /cum/ game night
>>222720511winning debates on /cum/
>i don’t have a video game playing device except for my phone
>>222720455He was literally born in a bumfuck German border town. Not a real Austrian. A real Austrian would have fought for Austria and not the German army. >>222720479That’s me :D
>>222720503Buy a PlayStation and preorder GTA 6
>>222720511im probably the ugliest. i usually am
>>222720511halo 3 / halo reach
>>222720521you don't got game. that's why you're single.
>>222720511My love for monarchs like Nicky and Franz
>>222720521Wanna play Skribbl?
>>222720515And then its back to Military Draft posting
reminder that peak is only $5 on steam rn and we can climb mountains and volcanoes together
>>222720511Painting miniatures
>>222720532
>>222720532you had the small Germany solution & the great Germany solution ever since 1848 and up until 1945...the Austrians then considered themselves German by and large, it was only in the 50's when there arose an Austrian national identity among the wider public there
>>222720533i happen to be poor
i wish there was a general for /int/ generals so everyone from their generals could discuss what they talk about in other generals
>>222720539Did you beat both on legendary?
>>222720511mario kart wii or guitar hero/rockband
>>222720503They have gacha games you can play on your phone
>>222720568nothing like gossiping with all the girls
>>222720568Be the change you wish to see in the world
>>222720556give me a few more weeks and my friendslop game will be out too, we can all play that
>>222720556Brian tried to add me on steam once his profile creeped me out
>>222720568sounds terrible
>>222720482slint wrote q song about madonnait was calledDon Aman
>>222720607fortunately Im not Brian
>>222720575yes, I 100% both
>>222720501why is your race of people so loud and annoying
>>222720511im the best at being /ultra/ retarded and ugly
*vaporizes you with my ray gun*
Mo Bamba
>>222720645*reflects the blast at you with a mirror*
>>222720610but you can see nude pix of Madonna from when she was 20 and not only she was awoman, she had big tiddies, too
>maillard reaction
>>222720565Germans are literal subhuman monkeys parading around the spoils of their genocidal conquests and thefts to this day. Austrians are normal noble people. Learn the difference it could save your life
have you heard of those new pills that are food
>>222720621What about halo 2 >>222720611You can be worse than him for all I know
>>222720611>>222720603
>>222720673I look like this and say this
>>222720686Im neither gay, latinx, or a massive attentionwhoring faggot
>>222720673corr luv a good duckington
>>222720674idk, the Austrians of Carinthia bitterly resented us Slovenes for a long time ever since the late 19th century and quite openly engaged in German nationalism and only chilled out in the last decade or so
>>222720511Shooting, staying calm under pressure, and diplomacy.
need to die
>>222720669youll just hairfta ask the songwriter
>>222720730
>>222720708Brian isn't latinx he's posted his DNA results before
>>222720741>shootingBro I’ve fired guns that would make your quake in fear of having to touch.
>>222720760corr good electric wizard song
>>222720773he's part cuban or dominican or some gulf country
>>222720708You never said anything about not casting curses onto people
>>222720798I hex you with a micropenis and PE
>>222720815What's pe
>>222720511I’m just the general all-purpose best
>>222720823premature ejaculation
>>222720511I'm the best at being almost Chad but not quite
>>222720823Physical Education, you're greatest nightmare
>>222720775Noah, I was a PMC
>>222720823public enemy
Destroy my pussy not my planet
>>222720872I blew up a cow with a grenade launcher in Cambodia dude
>>222719760>the dudes they end up dating
>>222720903phwoarimagine greta thunberg wearin a tshirt wiv diss oncorrWPULD SHAG HER ARSE
>>222720903*pumps u for 30 seconds and dribbles out watery cum*nothin personnel
>>222720910You are an idiot. I have done more than anybody here would believe.
>>222720910wtf dude, NOT cool!
>>222719789not my circus not my monkeys
redheads are sexo when they're young but kinda ugly when they get older :/
>>222720937what do you do for the other 27 seconds?
>>222720941Bro I was a sniper in desert storm you’d have no chance. >>222720949I was joking I just shot an ak at targets. None of them alive
this is my first post in 15 minutes
>>222721012lets see if you can beat your record
one thing that's really cool about Tarantino's way of talking is his deft use of the interjection 'alright', I've kinda adopted that when posting here
>>222721051Alright, you're not that guy
German shot and killed 6 innocent people in Germany today. The tolerant peace loving German strikes again.
took my edibles, down to my last rations
how skinny can ariana go
>>222721101he usually uses it to link two clauses together, not to begin the sentence with tbth
being a slave to the toilet is hell
A conventionally attractive Russian woman stayed up late playing video games with me. She seems really cool and clearly likes me without being excessively flirtyDo I install league of legends for her? She wants to play it with me
>>222721051did you like it when he told jeet british reporter he would "shut his butt down"
>>222721172Don’t post underage kids it’s weird
>>222721172As soon as she's done playing with you she's getting dicked down by vladislav thundercock
KARATE.......CHOP~!!!
>>222721188I did
>>222721172i never seen such incel a man
things used to be weird in the 90s. now even the weirdest corner of the internet is relatively tame. it all falls apart.
>>222721166im not a slave to the toilet
>>222721166Being a toilet slave is heaven
teehee ;)
>>222721229I've said before that web 2.0 has done more to civilize us broader masses over the last 15 years than public education has done in a 100 or more
>>222721229shut your miserable ass up unc
This is fucking retarded
and yet I expressed myself like the swampiest hillbilly in that last post!
I love Kinder Bueno
>>222721302why is it so cold there in POOland
>>222721319Bueno
>>222721319This post contains an undisclosed advertisement
>>222721336I can understand your love of Bowiefrom what I've read, the larger British discos had dedicated Bowie floors by the late 70's
played some DK arcade and got absolutely SCREWED over by poor hitbox detection when using the hammer
>>222721323You’re lucky you’re in AmeriKKKa I would heem you so hard for saying that
in england they call him david bowie
now spinning
League of Legends is fucking boring. How do people like that game?
>>222721408doesn't that make you dizzy
>>222721408DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
>>222721408I liked it when I was young but now I see all the problems with it.
what's your favorite song from mary poppins
>>222721426>mobaplayers>people
>>222721426idknow, dota 2, THAT is a moba
>>222721426I have over 2000 hours in DOTA but I haven’t played in probably 8 years because I am banned until 2039 or some shit. I got banned from DOTA for longer than I would go to prison for killing someone in Canada no joke.
>>222721442filtered
>>222720511it's likely i know the most about transporting radioactive materials here
>>222721408https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjBHEMeWVVQ
>>222721319yeah, kinders are bueno
>>222721514I spam my friend's steam chat with this whenever the yinzers lose
>>222721515you shouldn't do that
Sex in theory is fantastic. Sex in reality is over-wrought and predictable. Ok so the penis goes in and out the vagina and then it cumsSo what dude?
Germany losing today will be the funniest thing ever
>>>/gif/30843610today's fap
>Scientists have said the heat wave, which began on June 20, was the worst recorded in Europe>More than 1300+ deathsGlobal warming at it again
Germans once again trying to cheat to win a fair contest. It won’t happen with Var. NO GOAL FUCK YOU G*RMANY
AMERICA EN FUEGO
>>222721577Global warming didn't ever call me nigger
>>222721577don't like AC??
>>222721577I've sleeping for the whole day for two weeks, drinking at night, then taking dinner at 6 or 7 AM, as I have AC
>>222721601pretty balmy weather here in NorCal
>>222721600that was literally a dive from the goalie it's bullshit
that wasn't no foul!
FUCK IT ALL AND NO REGRETSI HIT THE LIGHTS ON THESE DARK SETSI NEED A VOICE TO LET MYSELFTO LET MYSELF GO FREEFUCK IT ALL AND FUCKING NO REGRETSI HIT THE LIGHTS ON THESE DARK SETSPUT DOWN YOUR NOOSE, I'LL HANG MYSELFST. ANGER 'ROUND MY NECK
>>222721514I like industrial somewhat, so I don't think this sounds horrible
>>222720978>Bro I was a sniper in desert storm you’d have no chance.lolololooloollol
>>222721601just buy an AC unit and stop trying to project your thirdworld problems onto people who are better than you
>>222721670Some people like to go outside once in a while
>oh wow, not a good look! read the room why don't you??
for a while now, i've thought it would be funny to go up to someone and ask them if they want to see something funnyreally upsell how humorous it ismaybe they even become so curious that i have their full attentionthey really want to knowand so i pull out my phone and show them gay sexi think that would be hilarious
>>222721697OMG
I've been a bad...bad...BAD boy....
>>222721577Yeah and Edmonton broke a rainfall record for june it's been wet and clammy and cold all month. Globe didn't get any warmer. Europe stole summer.
>>222721707
i'm just happy to be here
>>222721727well i'm not saying i want to do it with themi'm just "subverting their expectations"
>>222721781war is only bad if you loseso just don't loseez pz
Can't close my blackout curtains because of the ac in the window. Horrid sunlight assaulting me all day.
>>222721781very antisemitic post, Erasmus
>>222721781idk, there are martial societies like Prussia (seguing into the German Empire) & Sparta, and Sparta, unlike Prussia, didn't even end in disaster, it just kind of petered out into irrelevance
People don't have cool names like Desiderius anymore
>>222720062>not quickly but their frontline is moving forwardthis has been the case for the last couple of years, but the pace has varied a lot and for June/May it's not clear they've actually made a net gain of territory. Large scale manoeuvres that could produce breakthroughs aren't a realistic possibility for either side because any focus of personnel or armour will get hammered with drones. All that's left is gradual infiltration using small groups, with very high casualty rates. I honestly do not see a path for Russia to completely subdue Ukraine at this point. And I also don't see how the inching forward with high losses is a worthy tradeoff. On the other hand, the territory Russia has currently taken is basically impossible for Ukraine to recover militarily. If I were Putin I'd be looking to negotiate because I don't see his bargaining position getting better than it is now.
and I won't include the Zulu, cause that was also a result of white colonial pressure, whereas Sparta & Prussia developed into martial societies on their own, without many foreign threats
bros wtf one of my favorite porn sites got taken down by the feds
>>222721827>Sparta's rigid society required citizens to complete a brutal military education (agoge) and fund their own military gear and communal meals. Over time, wealth accumulated in the hands of a few. As more Spartans became too poor to pay for these meals, they were stripped of their citizenship, shrinking the warrior class from 8,000 to just over 1,000.
my grandpa
I love memes
>>222721830Desiderius is still a name in Slovenia as well as Croatia, especially among 50+ folks, only it takes the Slavic form of 'Željko'...which is not quite as beautiful. Vivian is 'Živa', Fortunatus is 'Srečko', etc.
>>222721885Why is your grandpa wearing a dress
>>222721885that looks cool indeed
>>222721918wearing a dress and he still got more poon than you
I don't watch the news or keep-up on events but, it sounds like the Ukraine war is Russia's Vietnam; no?
>>222721918I'm guessing it's not a dress, but something close to similar>>222721932they were from a rich family, we are not now>>222721938he had one wife as far as I know
wow, thanks for taking me on a boat ride, anon!
I guess that's just our Catholic culture vs. your Protestant culture...I know a lot of ppl especially in the US are Catholic now, but they are either under Protestant influence or are Latinos
>>222721969not really
And also Desiderio is a name that you can easily find among Mexicans
>>222721872mako > nui
Penalty kicks lads. This is it. Come on Paraguay send them home
Give Paraguay your energy!
>>222721969Russia lost battles, the US didn't lose any battle in Vietnam, the public got sick of the war and vietcong took over
one big juicy one, two big juicy ones, three big juicy ones
>>222722036no
Ref is a bitchGay penalty kick now I sleep
Welp guys! We really screwed the pooch on this one huh?
>JUST IN: Newly built home prices fall below existing homes — for first time ever.hahaha
if only my state would build housing..
>>222722135Btfo boomers
>>222722103CoconutHead>beats the shit out of ryuko until she learns about friendship>nui>becomes a domestic housepet kept around as a gag character
>>222722162that only helps boomers, idiot. everyone wants the house they have that was actually built by competent carpenters instead of paco from home depot.
TAEJOON will be delivering my sloppa this evening :]HAPPY 4:20 BTW
>>222722206Bombooooclat
this week i’m locking the fuck in for good
>>222722179Debatable. It will cause the prices of older houses to lower by proxy. If you are selling a house for $500k and the houses next to you are selling for $200k you clearly can't compete.
>>222722225What is the fuck and where will you lock it
Evil dies tonight!
>>222722237that literally doesn't matter. people buy in "good neighborhoods" with "good schools" that is, no blacks and browns. so if your boomer house is in that neighborhood it's going to command a premium especially over mcjose's new build down the road that is falling apart even though it's a month old.
Very weak neuer performanceSend him to alligator Alcatraz
BYE BYE GERMAN BOZOS
CAM ON PARAGUAY
FAK
Paraguay performed really well already in '98, I watched that series when I was 11 or so
*FAHHH!!!!!!! sound effect* *skull* *blud*
if germany loses they might lynch neuer when they land back in germany....
>>222722281Your logic is at odds with the actual reality of the situation. Most of the homes selling in the premium neighborhoods near me are new builds. The average buyer quite literally doesn't know any better
COME ON!
C’est fin
BRUH THAT KICK WAS SO WEAK
I can hear the bar down the street yelling with every shot
>>222722337my "logic" is simply how homes sell, dumbass. this isn't something up for debate. every realtor knows that.
NAH HES TROLLING
It’s funny hearing how much tv delay all the neighbors have with their goal screams
>>222722206how do you pronounce his name? tay-hoon? tay-joon? tay-goon?
YEAAAAAAAAAAHA BYE BYE BOZOS AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
STILL A CHANCE COME ON PARAGUAY!
over
NEW GERMANS BTFO!
why are there so many thirdies in here?
did i click the fagball thread or what
whypipo are finished
Well at least we got further than the last two WCs
Old cum wouldn't care about soccer
so dumb because it was literally 2-1 until refball. fucking floppers
>>222722284bro why you fielding a 40yo
>>222722431i thought i was on /sp/
Use this for the new
>>222722371>my "logic" is simply how homes sell, dumbassIt isn't. Your argument is based on the fact that old homes only outsell new builds because old homes are in higher supply than new builds because of the fact that they out number new builds by proxy. The average buyer can't tell the difference it's just what's available
Soccer ends in a shootout? We don't do that in hockey
>>222722495Only black peepo end in shootouts
>>222722494holy shit you're fucking stupid. beyond parody, go troll somewhere else.
>>222722507good un!
>>222722495only because theres no tie, someone has to be eliminated
>>222722509Stay mad.
recycle>>222719619
>>222719619>>222719619>>222719619recycle i guess
>>222722530Ever heard of overtime
>>222722494nigga clearly ain't never bought a house in his life
>>222722548its only when it goes for 30 minutes more which is the limit for overtime
>>222722495uh, anon....
