what are some silly jokes from your country?
built for you know what
>>222720912She WILL be blacked
How do you make a fox run across Canada?Cut off one of its legs.I highly doubt anyone other than a Canadian will get this one.
>>222720912they look too young to be drinking coffee.
>>222720922You guys are getting lazy
>>222720912Famous Icelandic joke:Þormundur, a farmer from Þingvallahreppur, was an avid bookworn, and would regularly spend all of his savings on buying new books whenever he came to the cheapstead. One day, a steadman mocks him, "Þórmundur, you're going to lose your farm spending all your money on those books!"Replies Þórmundur, "If I'd spent it all on liquor you never would've breathed a word".The steadman went quiet after that.
>>222720912>cross necklace with full cleavage Why does the town bicycle almost always do this? Its either some weird pseudo christian thing or they're a wicca or some shit
>>222721107KEK i got it, i forgot his name though
>>222721147>pinkish lady from USA>not being BLACKED at some point in life
fat man goes to the doctor and says “doctor I need a cure for my fat” the doctor looks at him pensively and replies “sir you don’t need a cure, you need two arses” n.b. the joke is funny because in my dialect the word for cure and arse are similar
>>222721281>nu metal tattoo>posting on tik tok half naked >fatherless race mixed kid >responding to random hate comments with some response about dick size and being a size queenYeah that kid is getting raised by its grandparents. I guess she at least didnt abort it
>>222721259Terry Fox.
>>222720912no soap, radio
>>222721352she's doing the small sad violin thing from spongebob you fucking coombrain lmfao
>>222721387>from spongebobCome on, now.
>>222721387>from spongebobPredates it by at least 60 years lol
So guy says he wants to become a Newfie, his doctor says there is an experimental surgery that will turn you into one, but it involves cutting out 1/4 of your brain. The man says he wants to do it, so he schedules the surgery.So the day of the surgery comes, and he's put to sleep. When he wakes up the doctor has a worried look on his face and says "I'm sorry, there's been a terrible mistake, we accidentally took out 1/2 of your brain instead of 1/4! Do you feel okay?" to which the man replies "Qu'est-ce que tu as dit?"
>>222721589Ahaha that's pretty good lad
>>222721589>>222721107based Canadian comedians
>>222721492>>222721451okay unc
>>222721387>from spongebobZoomer-san...
>>222721387>from spongebob
>>222720912She's so hot
>>222721281I would Marry her
>>222720912bitch need black cock
>>222721451>>222721492>>222722112>>222722210Not him but I'm in my 30s and the Spongebob joke is still the most culturally relevant the 'smallest violin' has been.
>>222720947>>222720922>>222722845What is wrong with you guys?
Stone this bitch to death
i wish i could instantly transport her to new dehli without her phone, purse, money, or id
>>222723385hahaha why?
>>222723303chudcel virgin alert
>>222723303Worship this woman as a goddess
>>222723303saggers have been formed