>>222724387
sup codes x

monkey edition

i just cut the cheese

met a woman named cody once

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whats the point of being rich if you cant have a sex slave.

>>222724400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UybbD4zxmk

in prison slang cody or "co-D" means co-defendent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE8V22unwRo

We cannot believe he's won a second term!

>>222724387
except 2, 4, 5 and 16 these phrases are very common in the UK

wish white women were attractive

£100million, sex with Sydney Sweeney, or lunch with Lionel Messi?

Was doing geoguessr and was in singapore but for a whole minute I thought it was in California and I was trying to figure out if it was San Diego or L.A. or San Francisco until I saw something which said it was Singapore. The road signs are all in English there and have an American style

been roaming about the house and gesticulating my hands chanting hare krishna like a brown person

>>222724443
100 million, theres no woman alive that I would chose over 100 million. Even 1 million, even 500k

even 50k

>>222724445
you're not going to see buildings that tall and tightly packed together in san diego or LA whereas it's just about every street in singapore
also singapore has UK road lines, not US

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>>222724387
Why is an American starting a /brit/ thread?!

remember bored apes

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>>222724443
>>222724456
same desu.

>>222724472
no i don't, sorry

>>222724460
Can I replace the beans with 4 more eggs?
>>222724473
I might choose sex with Sydney over 5k maybe.

brazilian phonk is like the dubstep of this decade isnt it.

>>222724443
redundant question
with £100 million you could probably do both of the other options

>>222724486
when are you lot going back to your roots and riffing off of british music
your ceratis and your spinettas and such

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i'd smoke any of you niggas on the 'guessr

>>222724493
queue up then fool

>>222724490
i dont really listen to mainstream music, national rock is like a boomer thing anyways.

>>222724472
yeah

>>222724503
>national rock is like a boomer thing anyways.
total boomer revival then
need boomers to make a comeback in your neck of the woods
waiter waiter one thousand year boomer reich in the southern cone please

Been hearing about this Jelly Roll fella and decided to see what the fuss is.
Bro can't even sing and is playing stadiums...

don't like Farage but I genuinely could not care less about this £5m
media really want this to be a major story but I don't think anyone else cares outside of centrist dads

>>222724530
>Jelly Roll, is an American rapper, singer, and songwriter.

why do americans fucking LOVE rap so much

>>222724530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrLCckWkZhs

>>222724547
>>222724530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQlHB6L9rMM

Got to bed you disgusting males

>>222724547
its good.

>>222724537
ye everyone already knows hes slimy as fuck

>>222724560
might be your best work

Can we have a mamdani alternative( not Sadiq) for London oh boy please please please

>>222724530
i was not prepared for how shit that was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHdMIY0-psY

>>222724537
i checked out r/unitedkingdom for copypastas back when we were acting like starmertroops, they seemed quite obsessed with that, didnt get why anybody gave a fuck.

>>222724603
the elected mayor of london position has only been around like 20 years, its woke, scrap it

>acting like starmertroops
>acting

might go to a church and cry about my pooey incel life tomorrow

>>222724627
it's bots, more like scripted

>>222724542
>Jelly Roll, is an American rapper, singer, and songwriter.
barely

>>222724547
>>222724556
now this is some quality stuff lads

>>222724572
but I just woke up 2 hours ago

>>222724606
it's really bad, especially his live concerts, this guy is a multimillionaire

>>222724628
is that what churches are for? a lot of ones here they all get up and clap and dance around like mongos

>>222724634
i was just watching that country music awards performance of his and it seems like parody
what a joke

black churches are the most soulful those black fellas know how to get down

>>222724530
i thought he would just be another eminem wannabe hack, but its just shit.
the bloke made a whole song where he sings about how tuff he is for smoking weed.

>>222724674
yeah and they are very good musicians and singers, especially those big fat ladies
>>222724664
crazy
>>222724688
I'm trying to find a live performance off a cover song that I heard, singing is so bad I can't believe people paid money to see this

>>222724387
I've heard like half of these

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>>222716156
>One of the craziest things I saw was an obese British drunk with a gold tooth, he got up to fart on a child who was working in the bar once, then bellowing the most raucous laughter, and all his fat British friends joined in.

>>222724688
did he really

>>222724713
that was me

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>a second Bulgarian has hit /brit/

>>222724713
Sovl

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Just came to a zesty big arsed black man getting fucked by BWC. Think I might be a bit gay

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He's up to it again

>>222724715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iSK0wehk14

It feels like a parody really, but as it goes on you come to the realisation its not.

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Creatine is legitimately fascinating.

2025 was the year of aggressive research into health and longevity. Many fascinating things were discovered and literally none of them are as close to as valuable as this white powder that you buy by the gallon.

You know what "strong" looks like and you know what fake stroke looks. Strong looks like a shaved ape and fake strong looks like those boneheads on /fit/ that repeat an exercise 100 times because they want giant traps.

5 grams gets you muscle mass for nothing. 10 grams gives you twice as much. 20 grams doesn't really give you more muscle because it reaches a critical limit but it also saturates your muscles for later and comes in clutch whenever you need.

It also gives you energy. Like, ATP. Energy itself.
It's also good for your brain.
It's also good for your cardiovascular system.
It also helps your sleep.
It tastes like nothing.
A month's supply costs roughly as much as 2 burritos at Taco Slop.

I'm waiting for the day when they tell me that this is as bad as nicotine. If it is it'll be some strange reason that is despite all of the aforementioned points.

>>222724771
blacks genuinely ruined america it's insane

>>222724771
that was intolerably bad

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>>222724764
Are quentin

>>222724773
The other day when I didn't sleep for 30 hours I took 20grams, it really do give you a nice pick up

>>222724771
this is music for inbreds whose highest possible contribution to society is stocking shelves at walmart. probably needless to say but regular americans do not listen to jelly roll

>>222724794
he is white though

>>222724821
and he's acting like a black, and it's as shit as everything else out of black american culture

>>222724829
ok racist freak

>>222724807
That's a good one

>>222724842
if you disagree you are delusional as fuck, you're canadian though so you've been brainwashed by yanks since birth

>>222724849
i bet you're fun at parties

>>222724849
who are your favorite musical artists free from the taint of black influence

>>222724713
madness.

>>222724863
the yank is trying to white knight blacks, shocking stuff

>>222724874
hmm not familiar with their work

Blacks in the 60s 70s and 80s werent like that. Some of my favorite music is black artists from these eras.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sYPg32rBzo

>>222724882
>Blacks in the 60s 70s and 80s werent like that
yes they were

>>222724819
It sounds like nonsense and a walking contradiction but yes apparently. It gives you plenty of energy and also substantially improves sleep.

You need to ask whether god exists and re-evaluate your moral framework when you discover something like this. If god exists then why does he let you get all of this completely for free in the form of a powder at the supermarket. And where are the people that failed to ever explain this to me growing up.
Dudes spinning wheels all day picking up and putting down a metal bar to create little lacerations in their muscles. Foolish. Put some fruit juice in your phosphocreatine reserves bozo.

Leviticus 26:27-33

Yahweh explains what he will do to those who don't obey and worship him.

>But if, despite this, you disobey me, and continue hostile to me,
>I will continue hostile to you in fury; I in turn will punish you myself sevenfold for your sins.
>You shall eat the flesh of your sons, and you shall eat the flesh of your daughters.
>I will destroy your high places and cut down your incense-altars; I will heap your carcasses on the carcasses of your idols. I will abhor you.
>I will lay your cities waste, will make your sanctuaries desolate, and I will not smell your pleasing odours.
>I will devastate the land, so that your enemies who come to settle in it shall be appalled at it.
>And you I will scatter among the nations, and I will unsheathe the sword against you; your land shall be a desolation, and your cities a waste.

What did God mean by this?

>>222724886
I'm talking about the music

the stinky dutch

>>222724897
only muslims are stupid enough to still believe in this sort of shit lad

Room smells of leather, sweat, lube

>>222724896
>It sounds like nonsense and a walking contradiction but yes apparently. It gives you plenty of energy and also substantially improves sleep.
Yeah saw some video about how if you are sleep deprived it can help you and since I don't drink coffee and do stimulants anymore, I thought I'd give it a try and it kind of works.

>>222724915
Have you not seen Yanks and all the Americanised Evangelical Zionists in the Reform/Restore/Tommy Robinson groups?
They lap this stuff up like it was published yesterday.

>>222724928
not really

>>222724874
answer the question

>>222724945
Well all I'm saying is they're out there. Look at some of the shit yank flags and rorkes post.

>>222724952
or what

>>222724956
>Look at some of the shit yank flags and rorkes post.
none of these people actually buy it though, it's just aesthetics and tribalism
muslims unironically do believe in this sort of garbage though cause they're idiots

>>222724897
seems straightforward to me
what are you confused about

>>222724957
or you will look like an emotional hypocritical gimp who seethes about blacks for no good reason

>>222724998
>for no good reason
posted without reply

>>222724998
might as well just leave him alone, guy is genuinely not playing with a full deck

a fry short of a happy meal

played baldur's gate 3. died in the first encounter after crashing the ship. shit game.

>>222725007
what?

>>222724998
>>222725013
new world cuck alliance

>>222725036
im speechless you'd actually write that, there's always a reason

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this is me whenever I use a computer. because I'm gay, you see

>>222725051
ok and that reason is what

>>222725074
black people

he admitted it lol
>>222725056

>>222725080
no one was talking about them until you brought them up

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love watching these videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjX-sOGHRW4

Lass is cute also

>>222725088
yeah and then you started seething about me insulting blacks and their shit culture lol

>>222725101
ok

>>222724879
s

I know everyone, everybody knows me :)

Rorke dressing up as Jimmy Savile to perform the song 'St. Jimmy' by Green Day on karaoke at his brother's wedding

I have insomnia

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i'm a sunderland man born and bread

>>222725182
you are a george floyd kneeling yank retard

>>222725182
born inbred more like, LOL

>>222725182
fuck up and die monkey

>>222725193
some off you guys also kneeled for some reason

why is nightshift /brit/ so superior to daytime /brit/?

hello everyone

>>222725205
neets on their A-game since they don't expend all their energy toiling for their masters

america first toil soon

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>>222725213
alri lad

>>222725228
bulgarbro x

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXneGIQjhC4

>>222714719
insane thread.

>>222725248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_u97PqWX6g

>>222724387
First you used to hear sometimes but it was mostly a TV thing and abandoned now
Second is almost never used
Third used to be used in UK too and is no longer used regularly in either
Fourth is again sadly out of fashion now that everything is ghettospeak
Fifth still gets some use and I can never remember which sport it refers to
Sixth is used commonly still
Seventh is almost exclusively a market term used in the negative in modern times
Eighth still gets some use.
Ninth is most commonly used sarcastically and retarded zoomers then miss the sarcasm and reference it as a "this was originally supposed to be absurd and they're just saying it like it's normal! Fucking capitalism aaaa!" when it's just gotten popular in business as a term for no investment capital startups, not for personal finance, and that as mostly a backport from tech (bootstrapping OSes)
10-20 are all still in fairly common use though some have become more used by middle aged white people sometimes in business settings.
They saved a real run of common idioms for the back half to convince foreigners eager for tidbits that we be saying dat shiieauh like "Don't be such a Monday morning quarterback Cody, pull yourself up by your bootstraps and hit it out of the park before you break the bank!"

>>222724438
This is ironic or maybe just misfortunate I don't know I'm not an expert on shit nobody cares about, given that it rains 320 days out of the year in the UK and you also still think and say things like "catch my death of cold in this rain" and hide inside until it passes

penalties

>>222725337
who is playing?

>>222725224
probably hours of waiting still
i'll be listening to the intro kino while i work on my autocadtoil

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I only noticed this now. With 4chan X you can pretend to be other posters.

>>222725347
morroco vs netherlands i think? i cant find the game on the telly.

>>222725362
what is 4chan x?

>>222725362
wtf is wrong with your screenshot

>>222725374
something for hackers

>>222724485
Britishers love to complain about slight inclines being deadly to their health and brag about how breakable they are
And also love to complain about "hostile urban architecture" to deter bums from sleeping near traffic and getting run over
Yet all boomer-facing British architecture is made of concrete, pointium, and throw statuettes placed artistically in the middle of the foot-thoroughfare
Makes one ponder....

got the civ 6 on

>>222724542
We don't, that's why they had to force it for thirty years and call us racist and uncultured for correctly pointing out that it was not music.
Meanwhile Brits organically love oogabooga drill beats

complaining about slight inclines being deadly to our health and bragging about how breakable they are

>>222725367
I'm watching it online now
>>222725388
I ain no gaddamn computa hacka

love rap me

Anyone else grow up on the Star Wars Prequel movies and was autistically obsessed with them as a kid?
Looking forward to the new Pod Racer game desu

americans love rapers

>>222725416
what's your favorite raper?

Mad how the Lord Jesus Christ took our sins upon Himself and died for us then rose again

>>222725418
i loved everything star wars when i was really young

>>222725418
no i wasnt a retard i preferred lotr

>>222725402
he does this
but then the madlad goes and actually sits on the floor when you dare him to
unnecessarily burdening the nhs

not all rapists wear a cape

>>222725367
https://streamed.pk/watch/netherlands-vs-morocco-2499836/admin/3

Don't give it the attention it craves and it will go away

>>222725424
Jelly Roll

been some terrible pens here

>>222725427
He truly was on a crazed one, it's mental when you think about it

>>222725418
loved attack of the clones growing up, the arena that transitions into a big war was the coolest thing
couldn’t watch revenge though, got too sad seeing all the jedi die off one by one :(

im based

>>222725430
I loved both. That was always an option.

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>>222725418
I have never watched a Star Wars movie but when I was a kid I used to play the race game on my cousins computer, it was so fun...

some of those who wear forces
are the same who burn crosses

>>222725455
Even the Younglings :(

>>222725464
They people who made the Burnout racing games are making a new version of that racing game and it looks like it might be kino

>blacks cant into pk
lmao

Looks like the world cup final is going to be morroco vs paraguay

>>222725466
don't understand any of this. I only know British culture in the British culture thread, you see

>>222725466
song went so hard when I was a kid
>>222725474
I'm not familiar with Burnout but it would be cool if they made a new SW racing game.

QUE MIRA BOBO

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>>222725466
the lads

>>222725474
cor what is the name of the new Burnout game

Harry Hill's TV Burp - Muslim Driving School

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uiy5iOptY1s

6,688 tuned into America First
reckon we'll see 13k before the madlad actually starts

snailberg has gone from my window

So three black kings missed their penalties AGAIN

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>>222725524

employim will be waking up soon

Some very compelling posts and sidesplitting comedy as usual chaps.

New GTR is a ton of fun so I haven't always got the time to save this dreck general. You'll know me as soon as I'm back. El Desperado riding out.

>>222725531
corr

>>222725418
dog shit movies

three black kings and no wotuh closet becos africans don't have wotuh so why should a privileged white cishet flush
england, england

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>>222725531

>>222725531
Deftones and SOAD are funny to me because in both cases half the band are mega chud MAGA supporters and the other half are super progressive leftists but they put their differences aside to make music because money

>>222725531
always wanted to lock eyes with a sabretooth oni with cheek filler and a webbed mane during sex

Looks like football won today.
>>222725549
niggerbabble translator needed here.

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As one of the few and the proud Lithuanian-Americans, Chiraq calls out for me

>>222725590
You been? Everyone says it's peng.

From this day forward it's going to be only
America First
America. First.

>>222725606
hes live

>>222725604
No I've never been

was going to go to greggs but are nick is live

forming a memorandum of understanding between me and catberg

need to clean my arse

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What's up with Fuentes tonight? Special show?

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Does this happen in Europe?

poo screaming
*no ai was used at any point in the making of this post*

No money left for rest of the week. Spent £500 last night on coke and decided to get escort last minute. Now I'm sitting here drinking to get over the comedown

>>222725634
What's that

>>222725640
this was me last summer
9 months clean x
get off the muck, get a grip

just pooed out of my gaping battyhole. only took two seconds. logs came out in one big rush. now to clean my battyhole

Bro is giving play by play of his pooing

this is the world cup of the underdogs it seems, all that remains to be answered is who is the lowest dog?

>>222725649
America 250th year celebration.
It was supposed to be a callback to the big Worlds Fairs of the past, but it's clearly missing some mojo as you can tell.

>>222725640
How much does coke cost in the U of K ?
>>222725654
nice, 4 years for me (except new year lol)

>>222725689
Kek where is it? I wish I was in the US for the 250th 4th of July but perhaps I didn't miss anything grand

>>222725693
Pineapple Chimp Tsar?

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state of this tree hahahahaha

>>222725689
people only care about the hundred year anniversaries like the bicentennial, nobody cares about 150 or 250 or 350

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>>222725737
I care

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Kwab

>>222725753
So do I

>>222725791
its not funny

>>222725791
>AIDS
Fake headline

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Hey guys, I used to play in the World Cup you know!

>>222725805
too close to home, ivan?

how is this still up 30 minutes later >>>/sp/155977003

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>>222725826
>Miami billionaire
>sporting legend
>loyal wife
Completed life.

>>222725839
why is he doing humiliation ads then?

>>222725834
there's no aids here cause nobody is gay

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>>222725853
For more money.

>>222725834
*shoves you*
leave the bulgarian alone

>>222725876
*gets shoved down the flight of stairs and begins gurgling and pooling blood*

Reminder, the position of King works off Highlander rules

>>222725869
all that money and he couldn't bring it home. Doesn't even live in UK anymore,

SAD!

sometimes i'll daydream about being a sex slave in a dark dingy basement somewhere getting run through for hours upon hours with the minimum essentials to keep me alive. basically a human fleshlight.
then i'll continue on with my day. but i also like to think that by thinking these thoughts i actually materialize them in another universe, so that other me is actually living that life because of my thought, which also gets me quite aroused.

>>222726003
ok
wait no that's not ok

Why doesn't Beckham buy man u

Sick of AI

>>222725838
sad. I was enjoying that thread

apoptosis and phagocytosis

slipping my hand under your skin to grasp your big strong muscles raw

>>222726048
i was gonna reply with a satirical impersonation of AI to mock you, but im not witty enough to come up with it, so i tried askingchatgpt for help, but he didnt understand what i was asking him to do. So i give up.

all play and no work makes rorke a culled goy

>>222726123
ktim

Set the alarm for 5am to get up early and crack ok with shit and still in bed on my phone an hour later.
I guess I tried

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>>222726123
americucks ironically calling themselves goy is so embarrassing

Name 1 good thing Britain has done in the past 5 years

>>222726148
*cricket noises*

Name 1 good thing in the last 5 years

>>222726148
dualipa sexarse
john honey greggs looting
funny picture of starmer picking up trumps paper

>>222726183
that's one thing? explain how those are intrinsically linked