the codyisms edition
>>222724387sup codes x
monkey edition
i just cut the cheese
met a woman named cody once
whats the point of being rich if you cant have a sex slave.
>>222724400https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UybbD4zxmk
in prison slang cody or "co-D" means co-defendent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE8V22unwRoWe cannot believe he's won a second term!
>>222724387except 2, 4, 5 and 16 these phrases are very common in the UK
wish white women were attractive
£100million, sex with Sydney Sweeney, or lunch with Lionel Messi?
Was doing geoguessr and was in singapore but for a whole minute I thought it was in California and I was trying to figure out if it was San Diego or L.A. or San Francisco until I saw something which said it was Singapore. The road signs are all in English there and have an American style
been roaming about the house and gesticulating my hands chanting hare krishna like a brown person
>>222724443100 million, theres no woman alive that I would chose over 100 million. Even 1 million, even 500k even 50k
>>222724445you're not going to see buildings that tall and tightly packed together in san diego or LA whereas it's just about every street in singaporealso singapore has UK road lines, not US
>>222724387Why is an American starting a /brit/ thread?!
remember bored apes
>>222724443>>222724456same desu.
>>222724472no i don't, sorry
>>222724460Can I replace the beans with 4 more eggs? >>222724473I might choose sex with Sydney over 5k maybe.
brazilian phonk is like the dubstep of this decade isnt it.
>>222724443redundant question with £100 million you could probably do both of the other options
>>222724486when are you lot going back to your roots and riffing off of british musicyour ceratis and your spinettas and such
i'd smoke any of you niggas on the 'guessr
>>222724493queue up then fool
>>222724490i dont really listen to mainstream music, national rock is like a boomer thing anyways.
>>222724472yeah
>>222724503>national rock is like a boomer thing anyways.total boomer revival thenneed boomers to make a comeback in your neck of the woodswaiter waiter one thousand year boomer reich in the southern cone please
Been hearing about this Jelly Roll fella and decided to see what the fuss is. Bro can't even sing and is playing stadiums...
don't like Farage but I genuinely could not care less about this £5mmedia really want this to be a major story but I don't think anyone else cares outside of centrist dads
>>222724530>Jelly Roll, is an American rapper, singer, and songwriter.why do americans fucking LOVE rap so much
>>222724530https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrLCckWkZhs
>>222724547>>222724530https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQlHB6L9rMM
Got to bed you disgusting males
>>222724547its good.
>>222724537ye everyone already knows hes slimy as fuck
>>222724560might be your best work
Can we have a mamdani alternative( not Sadiq) for London oh boy please please please
>>222724530i was not prepared for how shit that was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHdMIY0-psY>>222724537i checked out r/unitedkingdom for copypastas back when we were acting like starmertroops, they seemed quite obsessed with that, didnt get why anybody gave a fuck.
>>222724603the elected mayor of london position has only been around like 20 years, its woke, scrap it
>acting like starmertroops>acting
might go to a church and cry about my pooey incel life tomorrow
>>222724627it's bots, more like scripted
>>222724542>Jelly Roll, is an American rapper, singer, and songwriter.barely >>222724547>>222724556now this is some quality stuff lads >>222724572but I just woke up 2 hours ago >>222724606it's really bad, especially his live concerts, this guy is a multimillionaire
>>222724628is that what churches are for? a lot of ones here they all get up and clap and dance around like mongos
>>222724634i was just watching that country music awards performance of his and it seems like parodywhat a joke
black churches are the most soulful those black fellas know how to get down
>>222724530i thought he would just be another eminem wannabe hack, but its just shit.the bloke made a whole song where he sings about how tuff he is for smoking weed.
>>222724674yeah and they are very good musicians and singers, especially those big fat ladies >>222724664crazy >>222724688I'm trying to find a live performance off a cover song that I heard, singing is so bad I can't believe people paid money to see this
>>222724387I've heard like half of these
>>222716156>One of the craziest things I saw was an obese British drunk with a gold tooth, he got up to fart on a child who was working in the bar once, then bellowing the most raucous laughter, and all his fat British friends joined in.
>>222724688did he really
>>222724713that was me
>a second Bulgarian has hit /brit/
>>222724713Sovl
Just came to a zesty big arsed black man getting fucked by BWC. Think I might be a bit gay
He's up to it again
>>222724715https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iSK0wehk14It feels like a parody really, but as it goes on you come to the realisation its not.
Creatine is legitimately fascinating.2025 was the year of aggressive research into health and longevity. Many fascinating things were discovered and literally none of them are as close to as valuable as this white powder that you buy by the gallon.You know what "strong" looks like and you know what fake stroke looks. Strong looks like a shaved ape and fake strong looks like those boneheads on /fit/ that repeat an exercise 100 times because they want giant traps.5 grams gets you muscle mass for nothing. 10 grams gives you twice as much. 20 grams doesn't really give you more muscle because it reaches a critical limit but it also saturates your muscles for later and comes in clutch whenever you need.It also gives you energy. Like, ATP. Energy itself.It's also good for your brain.It's also good for your cardiovascular system.It also helps your sleep.It tastes like nothing.A month's supply costs roughly as much as 2 burritos at Taco Slop.I'm waiting for the day when they tell me that this is as bad as nicotine. If it is it'll be some strange reason that is despite all of the aforementioned points.
>>222724771blacks genuinely ruined america it's insane
>>222724771that was intolerably bad
>>222724764Are quentin
>>222724773The other day when I didn't sleep for 30 hours I took 20grams, it really do give you a nice pick up
>>222724771this is music for inbreds whose highest possible contribution to society is stocking shelves at walmart. probably needless to say but regular americans do not listen to jelly roll
>>222724794he is white though
>>222724821and he's acting like a black, and it's as shit as everything else out of black american culture
>>222724829ok racist freak
>>222724807That's a good one
>>222724842if you disagree you are delusional as fuck, you're canadian though so you've been brainwashed by yanks since birth
>>222724849i bet you're fun at parties
>>222724849who are your favorite musical artists free from the taint of black influence
>>222724713madness.
>>222724863the yank is trying to white knight blacks, shocking stuff
>>222724874hmm not familiar with their work
Blacks in the 60s 70s and 80s werent like that. Some of my favorite music is black artists from these eras. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sYPg32rBzo
>>222724882>Blacks in the 60s 70s and 80s werent like thatyes they were
>>222724819It sounds like nonsense and a walking contradiction but yes apparently. It gives you plenty of energy and also substantially improves sleep.You need to ask whether god exists and re-evaluate your moral framework when you discover something like this. If god exists then why does he let you get all of this completely for free in the form of a powder at the supermarket. And where are the people that failed to ever explain this to me growing up.Dudes spinning wheels all day picking up and putting down a metal bar to create little lacerations in their muscles. Foolish. Put some fruit juice in your phosphocreatine reserves bozo.
Leviticus 26:27-33 Yahweh explains what he will do to those who don't obey and worship him.>But if, despite this, you disobey me, and continue hostile to me,>I will continue hostile to you in fury; I in turn will punish you myself sevenfold for your sins. >You shall eat the flesh of your sons, and you shall eat the flesh of your daughters. >I will destroy your high places and cut down your incense-altars; I will heap your carcasses on the carcasses of your idols. I will abhor you. >I will lay your cities waste, will make your sanctuaries desolate, and I will not smell your pleasing odours. >I will devastate the land, so that your enemies who come to settle in it shall be appalled at it. >And you I will scatter among the nations, and I will unsheathe the sword against you; your land shall be a desolation, and your cities a waste.What did God mean by this?
>>222724886I'm talking about the music
the stinky dutch
>>222724897only muslims are stupid enough to still believe in this sort of shit lad
Room smells of leather, sweat, lube
>>222724896>It sounds like nonsense and a walking contradiction but yes apparently. It gives you plenty of energy and also substantially improves sleep.Yeah saw some video about how if you are sleep deprived it can help you and since I don't drink coffee and do stimulants anymore, I thought I'd give it a try and it kind of works.
>>222724915Have you not seen Yanks and all the Americanised Evangelical Zionists in the Reform/Restore/Tommy Robinson groups?They lap this stuff up like it was published yesterday.
>>222724928not really
>>222724874answer the question
>>222724945Well all I'm saying is they're out there. Look at some of the shit yank flags and rorkes post.
>>222724952or what
>>222724956>Look at some of the shit yank flags and rorkes post.none of these people actually buy it though, it's just aesthetics and tribalismmuslims unironically do believe in this sort of garbage though cause they're idiots
>>222724897 seems straightforward to me what are you confused about
>>222724957or you will look like an emotional hypocritical gimp who seethes about blacks for no good reason
>>222724998>for no good reasonposted without reply
>>222724998might as well just leave him alone, guy is genuinely not playing with a full deck
a fry short of a happy meal
played baldur's gate 3. died in the first encounter after crashing the ship. shit game.
>>222725007what?
>>222724998>>222725013new world cuck alliance
>>222725036im speechless you'd actually write that, there's always a reason
this is me whenever I use a computer. because I'm gay, you see
>>222725051ok and that reason is what
>>222725074black people
he admitted it lol>>222725056
>>222725080no one was talking about them until you brought them up
love watching these videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjX-sOGHRW4Lass is cute also
>>222725088yeah and then you started seething about me insulting blacks and their shit culture lol
>>222725101ok
>>222724879s
I know everyone, everybody knows me :)
Rorke dressing up as Jimmy Savile to perform the song 'St. Jimmy' by Green Day on karaoke at his brother's wedding
I have insomnia
i'm a sunderland man born and bread
>>222725182you are a george floyd kneeling yank retard
>>222725182born inbred more like, LOL
>>222725182fuck up and die monkey
>>222725193some off you guys also kneeled for some reason
why is nightshift /brit/ so superior to daytime /brit/?
hello everyone
>>222725205neets on their A-game since they don't expend all their energy toiling for their masters
america first toil soon
>>222725213alri lad
>>222725228bulgarbro x
choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXneGIQjhC4
>>222714719insane thread.
>>222725248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_u97PqWX6g
>>222724387First you used to hear sometimes but it was mostly a TV thing and abandoned nowSecond is almost never usedThird used to be used in UK too and is no longer used regularly in eitherFourth is again sadly out of fashion now that everything is ghettospeakFifth still gets some use and I can never remember which sport it refers toSixth is used commonly stillSeventh is almost exclusively a market term used in the negative in modern timesEighth still gets some use.Ninth is most commonly used sarcastically and retarded zoomers then miss the sarcasm and reference it as a "this was originally supposed to be absurd and they're just saying it like it's normal! Fucking capitalism aaaa!" when it's just gotten popular in business as a term for no investment capital startups, not for personal finance, and that as mostly a backport from tech (bootstrapping OSes)10-20 are all still in fairly common use though some have become more used by middle aged white people sometimes in business settings.They saved a real run of common idioms for the back half to convince foreigners eager for tidbits that we be saying dat shiieauh like "Don't be such a Monday morning quarterback Cody, pull yourself up by your bootstraps and hit it out of the park before you break the bank!"
>>222724438This is ironic or maybe just misfortunate I don't know I'm not an expert on shit nobody cares about, given that it rains 320 days out of the year in the UK and you also still think and say things like "catch my death of cold in this rain" and hide inside until it passes
penalties
>>222725337who is playing?
>>222725224probably hours of waiting stilli'll be listening to the intro kino while i work on my autocadtoil
I only noticed this now. With 4chan X you can pretend to be other posters.
>>222725347morroco vs netherlands i think? i cant find the game on the telly.
>>222725362what is 4chan x?
>>222725362wtf is wrong with your screenshot
>>222725374something for hackers
>>222724485Britishers love to complain about slight inclines being deadly to their health and brag about how breakable they areAnd also love to complain about "hostile urban architecture" to deter bums from sleeping near traffic and getting run overYet all boomer-facing British architecture is made of concrete, pointium, and throw statuettes placed artistically in the middle of the foot-thoroughfareMakes one ponder....
got the civ 6 on
>>222724542We don't, that's why they had to force it for thirty years and call us racist and uncultured for correctly pointing out that it was not music.Meanwhile Brits organically love oogabooga drill beats
complaining about slight inclines being deadly to our health and bragging about how breakable they are
>>222725367I'm watching it online now >>222725388I ain no gaddamn computa hacka
love rap me
Anyone else grow up on the Star Wars Prequel movies and was autistically obsessed with them as a kid?Looking forward to the new Pod Racer game desu
americans love rapers
>>222725416what's your favorite raper?
Mad how the Lord Jesus Christ took our sins upon Himself and died for us then rose again
>>222725418i loved everything star wars when i was really young
>>222725418no i wasnt a retard i preferred lotr
>>222725402he does thisbut then the madlad goes and actually sits on the floor when you dare him tounnecessarily burdening the nhs
not all rapists wear a cape
>>222725367https://streamed.pk/watch/netherlands-vs-morocco-2499836/admin/3
Don't give it the attention it craves and it will go away
>>222725424Jelly Roll
been some terrible pens here
>>222725427He truly was on a crazed one, it's mental when you think about it
>>222725418loved attack of the clones growing up, the arena that transitions into a big war was the coolest thing couldn’t watch revenge though, got too sad seeing all the jedi die off one by one :(
im based
>>222725430I loved both. That was always an option.
>>222725418I have never watched a Star Wars movie but when I was a kid I used to play the race game on my cousins computer, it was so fun...
some of those who wear forcesare the same who burn crosses
>>222725455Even the Younglings :(>>222725464They people who made the Burnout racing games are making a new version of that racing game and it looks like it might be kino
>blacks cant into pklmao
Looks like the world cup final is going to be morroco vs paraguay
>>222725466don't understand any of this. I only know British culture in the British culture thread, you see
>>222725466song went so hard when I was a kid >>222725474I'm not familiar with Burnout but it would be cool if they made a new SW racing game.
QUE MIRA BOBO
>>222725466the lads
>>222725474cor what is the name of the new Burnout game
Harry Hill's TV Burp - Muslim Driving Schoolhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=uiy5iOptY1s
6,688 tuned into America Firstreckon we'll see 13k before the madlad actually starts
snailberg has gone from my window
So three black kings missed their penalties AGAIN
>>222725524
employim will be waking up soon
Some very compelling posts and sidesplitting comedy as usual chaps.New GTR is a ton of fun so I haven't always got the time to save this dreck general. You'll know me as soon as I'm back. El Desperado riding out.
>>222725531corr
>>222725418dog shit movies
three black kings and no wotuh closet becos africans don't have wotuh so why should a privileged white cishet flushengland, england
>>222725531
>>222725531Deftones and SOAD are funny to me because in both cases half the band are mega chud MAGA supporters and the other half are super progressive leftists but they put their differences aside to make music because money
>>222725531always wanted to lock eyes with a sabretooth oni with cheek filler and a webbed mane during sex
Looks like football won today.>>222725549niggerbabble translator needed here.
As one of the few and the proud Lithuanian-Americans, Chiraq calls out for me
>>222725590You been? Everyone says it's peng.
From this day forward it's going to be onlyAmerica FirstAmerica. First.
>>222725606hes live
>>222725604No I've never been
was going to go to greggs but are nick is live
forming a memorandum of understanding between me and catberg
need to clean my arse
What's up with Fuentes tonight? Special show?
Does this happen in Europe?
poo screaming*no ai was used at any point in the making of this post*
No money left for rest of the week. Spent £500 last night on coke and decided to get escort last minute. Now I'm sitting here drinking to get over the comedown
>>222725634What's that
>>222725640this was me last summer 9 months clean x get off the muck, get a grip
just pooed out of my gaping battyhole. only took two seconds. logs came out in one big rush. now to clean my battyhole
Bro is giving play by play of his pooing
this is the world cup of the underdogs it seems, all that remains to be answered is who is the lowest dog?
>>222725649America 250th year celebration.It was supposed to be a callback to the big Worlds Fairs of the past, but it's clearly missing some mojo as you can tell.
>>222725640How much does coke cost in the U of K ?>>222725654nice, 4 years for me (except new year lol)
>>222725689Kek where is it? I wish I was in the US for the 250th 4th of July but perhaps I didn't miss anything grand
>>222725693Pineapple Chimp Tsar?
state of this tree hahahahaha
>>222725689people only care about the hundred year anniversaries like the bicentennial, nobody cares about 150 or 250 or 350
>>222725737I care
Kwab
>>222725753So do I
>>222725791its not funny
>>222725791>AIDS Fake headline
Hey guys, I used to play in the World Cup you know!
>>222725805too close to home, ivan?
how is this still up 30 minutes later >>>/sp/155977003
>>222725826>Miami billionaire >sporting legend>loyal wifeCompleted life.
>>222725839why is he doing humiliation ads then?
>>222725834there's no aids here cause nobody is gay
>>222725853For more money.
>>222725834*shoves you*leave the bulgarian alone
>>222725876*gets shoved down the flight of stairs and begins gurgling and pooling blood*
Reminder, the position of King works off Highlander rules
>>222725869all that money and he couldn't bring it home. Doesn't even live in UK anymore,SAD!
sometimes i'll daydream about being a sex slave in a dark dingy basement somewhere getting run through for hours upon hours with the minimum essentials to keep me alive. basically a human fleshlight. then i'll continue on with my day. but i also like to think that by thinking these thoughts i actually materialize them in another universe, so that other me is actually living that life because of my thought, which also gets me quite aroused.
>>222726003okwait no that's not ok
Why doesn't Beckham buy man u
Sick of AI
>>222725838sad. I was enjoying that thread
apoptosis and phagocytosis
slipping my hand under your skin to grasp your big strong muscles raw
>>222726048i was gonna reply with a satirical impersonation of AI to mock you, but im not witty enough to come up with it, so i tried askingchatgpt for help, but he didnt understand what i was asking him to do. So i give up.
all play and no work makes rorke a culled goy
>>222726123ktim
Set the alarm for 5am to get up early and crack ok with shit and still in bed on my phone an hour later.I guess I tried
>>222726048
>>222726123americucks ironically calling themselves goy is so embarrassing
Name 1 good thing Britain has done in the past 5 years
>>222726148*cricket noises*
Name 1 good thing in the last 5 years
>>222726148dualipa sexarsejohn honey greggs looting funny picture of starmer picking up trumps paper
>>222726183that's one thing? explain how those are intrinsically linked
>>222726233wonder how long left wing cunts will cry about AI for lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9mvTNh-plY&list=RDW9mvTNh-plY&start_radio=1@ezracampbell3332
>>222726233I look like this and think like this and say this
>>222726269yea i'd snog her
>>222726279>her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUqgGfwwKVwrorke watching this on a tuesday morning
mateberg who i ghosted has sent me a friend request
>>222726299lol this guy is such a joke, he's been saying that for 30 years, probably a glowie >>222726319accept it
>>222726319:)
Yep that's another goal met before bed. Now time to get the chompers looked after, retire to the chambers, and be up 5:45 AM sharp for tomorrow. Failures not an option when youre ascending from the depths of chudcel mentalcase drug addict neethell. There is no looking back, we know what lies behind. The bottom barrel wagiehell must be escaped. The sensitive genius genes, they must pass on. The story, it must continue. So much more than this awaits if only we try.
>>222726341>accept itNo it's someone who was part of the same friend group as I the girl I ghosted
where do i stand on police dogs?
>>222726357whyd you ghost her
morning lads, we toiling today?
>>222726299lolll greer posted here wtfhonestly mental that people believe anything this gimp or bob lazar has to saysame with jeremy corbell
>>222726391yeah in an hour and half
Jerry Sadowitz
Just watched the movie about the internet vigilante. What did I think of it?
how can i train to look like those football players they are ripped
Waiting for shop to open so I get steamed and pass out at 10am
>>222726148Lola Younghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvo80gbCYwE
>>222726454You thought that it was bad but you were entertained. You thought it was a bit much killing the family but the judge had it coming.
>>222726468busy day hahax
>>222726461They're very active. Incidental exercise is key. Humans get very little these days.
Google maps tells me there is a 24 hour shop 10 min drive from here. Could go there instead of waiting till 730.
>>222726526cor you could pass out by 9
melting into a pile of evil incel goo
>>222726369preferably on the neck
9 How long wilt thou sleep, O sluggard? when wilt thou arise out of thy sleep?10 Yet a little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to sleep:11 So shall thy poverty come as one that travelleth, and thy want as an armed man.
morocco goalkeeper increeiblenew favourite player
right that's me off to greggs
>>222726269corr whos diss
right then time to get started on the tins and bokkles
>>222725869insane
Would have been even funnier if Japan won. Imagine Brazil Germany and Netherlands all out.
>>222725791drug addict innitpoor girl
>>222726632can you get me a sausage roll?
>>222726665i doubt she was poor, probably had a decent amount of money
>>222726386its the one i told you about bro
I've been shooting bigger loads since finding out Oxford university press changed their logo. Not sure if the two are related.
>>222726684oh I see
Today I feel Paraguayan and also a bit Moroccan
>>222726710paraguay win was good but fuck muslim filth, although it was good the netherlandic negroes lost
those south american lasses have very nice voluptuous bodies and big buttocks
>>222726668no
Can I PLEASE PLEASE say nigga instead of man or dude. Nigga or mate or lad, your call. But I'm getting sick of this, really am. Something's got to give
anyone here went to the gezebelle gaburgably's concert
>>222726771
>>222726802shut it, mac
>>222726814Mac's pretty good, Jack
Been banned before for saying the n word so wouldn't risk it.
Brompton sells stakes to Decathlon and Chinese Labubu backer
>>222726841Just phone post nigger
>>222726841Was it hateful or adventurous?
>>222726863Something along the lines of>pooroaring in a n*****'s face
drive by body pierce
