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>>2227253558/10 edition
>>222725355do NOT post my wife
>>222725293opinions on gooning?
drinking milk
I did stand up comedy one time
>>222725381
>>222725387I'd prefer if you SAT DOWN and shut up
>>222725387>I'm so ugly, I once spun the dog and my wife said 'well I'm glad you don't spin me like dat anymoah!'
>>222725410rude>>222725422>I get no respect I tell ya*adjusts his tie*
>>222725381based
It is a 2hr 40min round trip to the closest gas station to buy beerWwyd? I drastically underestimated my needs
>>222725435couldn't've done it without you!
>the waterlogged hamlet of lower flanders
>>222725449>2hr 40min round trip to the closest gas stationNo car or do you just live in bumfuck nowhere?
>>222725446Are you in to getting cucked? You've mentioned blacked before, what about humiliation in general?
been sneezing and coughing for the last 3 days and now I have an upset stomach too
I DONT THINK YOU TRUSTINMYSELF-RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE
>>222725453I actually told one story when cops stopped us outside off the city in the moutanous suburbs, they were trying to find drugs (to take them for themselves) when thy didn't find anything they said "you are the first guys tonight that don't have anything for us - smart" then they tried to bribe us but I was so high I and nervous I didn't realize they were trying to take my money and after 40 mins they just gave up and let us go. Some people laughed but I was quite nervous, I did it because a girl that was doing stand up encouraged me to do it and she was there..
>>222725381if i start gooning, jesus will smite me
>>222725538>then they tried to bribe usBROTHER! I guess they know your name...and that name ain't exactly dirt...but here's that's totally not a thing, I was like holy Christ
Bros... Imagine being a european and visiting the USA for the world cup and seeing how comfortable life is, how everything is airconditioned even in relatively comfortable weather and then having to go back to euroupe and having to try to lay in bed and fall asleep in 100 degree weather with no AC. Then you turn on the news and see police raiding houses with ACs.Hell even just watching all the social media videos of europeans talking the USA up while you lay in your bed in 100 degree weather hoping your grandma survives the summer. No wonder euros seethe at americans so much...
God I hate soccer and their stupid penalty kicks to decide important games.
Go to bed anon you have to be up bright and early to wage!
>>222725494Nah not my thing
a canadian's face when he makes an abhorrent post in /cum/
baby gronk is going to lsu
>>222725572You don't want a cute girl to make fun of you for having a small dick while she rides bbc?
>>222725560The funny thing was one of the cops was my neighbour, and I mean the next door, when he saw my ID he shined a light in my face and they both started laughing. I still see him when I go visit my parents.
>>222725583what about baby sneed
> Netherl-ACK
>>222725589yeah, that is a thing that may happen here too...and lord knows what sort of interactions may take place there...I'm sorry for my Balkanophobia, dude
>>222725568i don't have a big boy job and probably never willit's part time and coasting off inheritance for me
im so fucking hungry right now hahahaha this rocks
>>222725588No I wanna be the one getting blacked
WE GOT LOVE E. S. P.WHEN I NEED YOU, WHEN I NEED YOU (LOVE E. S. P.)TOUCH MY HAND THEN I CAN HEAR YOU(WE'VE GOT TO BE) JUST THE LOVERS FOR EACH OTHERLOVE E. S. P.
>>222725607great for your figure. just imagine, you but skinny.
>>222725600it's all just banter no worries
>>222725613are you cute?
I can't lose weight while drinking. Alcohol makes my appetite go crazy, and it makes food taste amazing.
>>222725613Okay but what if he uses you after you watch?
>>222725621if they were cute they wouldn't be here begging for attention the all the time while talking about dating apps
oh no...
I don't think I've ever seen a sports team as raped as the Dutch. Those sissies were crying like their family died.>>222725613How many times have you had a near death experience given you exclusively fancy Urkelkins?
brats
>>222725641kinky
>>222725641BRRRRRATATATATS!
>>222725641need correction
>>222725635hell of an unlucky bounce
>>222725635what is the contextidk what im looking at
>Hitler was born on 4/20 >And boy did he like smoking J's
>>222725641Hell Yeah dude!
Norm Macdonald's brother Neil Macdonald is married to Joyce Napier the Canadian ambassador to the Vatican
>>222725653Netherlands lost in the World Cup on penalty kicks
https://youtube.com/shorts/cOYAzLtk5FM?is=WfyBVZn5TCavd74WSomehow they found a way to make me want to support israel
>>222725673what is a penalty kick
>>222725621I've been called cute and I look cute in the mirror but worse in pics>>222725624Hell yeah>>222725638I've never managed to fuck one yet sadly despite hitting on multiple
why do they call it the world cup if its only europe
so you hear this song from 1972 and in the first 30 seconds or so you think to yourself 'am I going deaf?' but really it's just the shitty 12-track production...or so I tell myself
>>222725695but it's not
>>222725709??? I guess canada USA and mexico have teams but i figured that was just because they were hosting
I love you.
>>222725621he has a weird rash likely from a parasite or STD. given his proclivities I'd say STD.
but that's just yacht, cause it's luscious, it's generous, if you listen to like a hard rock recording it can sound perfectly gilded
>>222725717What about Morocco and Japan and Argentina?We have a separate Euro Cup that's every 2 years
>>222725682when a game is tied after time is up then each team takes turns shooting at the goal from a set position close to the net. Whoever scores the most after 5 chances wins the game.
>>222725720domo arigato gozaimasu
>>222725735i didnt know they had teams too i only saw europeans in boston on social media talking about how amazing america is
>>222725695Argentina won last time
>>222725741and they call those penalty kicks?why do they stop after 5 kicks? how long does it take to do 5 kicks? why not just go until there is a winner? how common is a multi-hour tie in this sport?
>>222725735>>222725743sorry every 4 years not 2>>222725744almost everyone has a team, even places like Curaçao who I've never heard before
There's a lot of people who would benefit from corrective rape
>>222725773and some could do with a preventive shot to the center mass with a luger...I mean, just speculating
when switzerland was playing against canada the swiss team complained about a smell similar to their christmas cookies but with overwhelming maple smell combined with nutmeg and cinnamon. I guess the canadian soccer players boy butts smell like maple and when they get hot and sweaty the smell comes out more.
Hello Canada Americans Mexicans!!
>>222725763I don't know if you're trolling or not.
>>222725695we're literally hosting it, you dunce
hahaharonaldinho soccer
>>222725871one of the best to ever do it
tired and need sepuku
man FUCK work I just wanna chill at da crib n play nba 2k26 ya film me? smoke a lil sumn. niggas got me FUCKED up if they think imma come in on my day off n shit. they trippin
Good Luck, Babe came up on my algo and I just had to let it play, man, that's such a great song
>>222725945reminds me of my homosexual lover who decided he wasn't actually gay anymore and decided to date women
>man FUCK work I just wanna chill at da crib n play nba 2k26 ya film me? smoke a lil sumn. niggas got me FUCKED up if they think imma come in on my day off n shit. they trippin
Drank too much on a monday for no reason award
>>222725949reminds me of a yacht rock Cindi Lauper, really
I'm thinking of taking some weed to Greece in two weeks, still not sure but I'm thinking about it..
>>222725958favstian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnV7dTXlXxsanother band that was as smooth as taffy was that Neil Young cover band, America
>>222725977not your personal army
>>222725977wtf are you talking about, I never said that
and really if you wanna pull off the 70's longhair with small quadrangular pink spectacles and a kind of a lumberjack shirt look are T-shirts of Neil Young's Tonight Is The Night or At the Beach, but really, those albums are awful, even though Neil Young is far from it
*a necessity are, I guess, that was real caveman momentbut another is any Steely Dan, and that's what I'm aiming for...a yellow, tight-fitting early Dan print shirt, good God!
i hate trannies so much
>>222726040nice
>>222726040what did we do to you
scratched my balls, AMA
>>222726054he probably liked one and thinks he's gay and is mad that one "tricked' him lmao
why is hispanic on hispanic crime rising in the US?
is it gross that my screen has a permanent distorted yellow filter on it because of how many times I cummed on it?
>>222726113because Chicanos can't speak Spanish, presumably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtmos_WamWsMichael Franks was an adjunct professor at UCLA before he was a yacht rocker...and while his music had an orchestral rather than a jazz-pop focus, the man glided so close to those waves, he might as well have been an old Venetian galleass
My nose popped a cork and started absolutely pissing blood down my chin while I was hungover as hell and listening to "I'm God" by Clams Casino on repeat and instead of getting up I honestly just laid there and just let it happen
>professor of English>the man glidI mean, Michael Franks, man, the guy wanted to emulate the bossa nova of Brazil, but he ended up just off the coast of Catalina with military grade shit right up his brain!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ0XexvYSyM
goodnight
>>222725804incredible read from the goalie
>>222725695They had to change the name from two girls one cup after it got associated with that movie
Do Indian niggas really do this
