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>>2227253558/10 edition
>>222725355do NOT post my wife
>>222725293opinions on gooning?
drinking milk
I did stand up comedy one time
>>222725381
>>222725387I'd prefer if you SAT DOWN and shut up
>>222725387>I'm so ugly, I once spun the dog and my wife said 'well I'm glad you don't spin me like dat anymoah!'
>>222725410rude>>222725422>I get no respect I tell ya*adjusts his tie*
>>222725381based
It is a 2hr 40min round trip to the closest gas station to buy beerWwyd? I drastically underestimated my needs
>>222725435couldn't've done it without you!
>the waterlogged hamlet of lower flanders
>>222725449>2hr 40min round trip to the closest gas stationNo car or do you just live in bumfuck nowhere?
>>222725446Are you in to getting cucked? You've mentioned blacked before, what about humiliation in general?
been sneezing and coughing for the last 3 days and now I have an upset stomach too
I DONT THINK YOU TRUSTINMYSELF-RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE
>>222725453I actually told one story when cops stopped us outside off the city in the moutanous suburbs, they were trying to find drugs (to take them for themselves) when thy didn't find anything they said "you are the first guys tonight that don't have anything for us - smart" then they tried to bribe us but I was so high I and nervous I didn't realize they were trying to take my money and after 40 mins they just gave up and let us go. Some people laughed but I was quite nervous, I did it because a girl that was doing stand up encouraged me to do it and she was there..
>>222725381if i start gooning, jesus will smite me
>>222725538>then they tried to bribe usBROTHER! I guess they know your name...and that name ain't exactly dirt...but here's that's totally not a thing, I was like holy Christ
Bros... Imagine being a european and visiting the USA for the world cup and seeing how comfortable life is, how everything is airconditioned even in relatively comfortable weather and then having to go back to euroupe and having to try to lay in bed and fall asleep in 100 degree weather with no AC. Then you turn on the news and see police raiding houses with ACs.Hell even just watching all the social media videos of europeans talking the USA up while you lay in your bed in 100 degree weather hoping your grandma survives the summer. No wonder euros seethe at americans so much...
God I hate soccer and their stupid penalty kicks to decide important games.
Go to bed anon you have to be up bright and early to wage!
>>222725494Nah not my thing
a canadian's face when he makes an abhorrent post in /cum/
baby gronk is going to lsu
>>222725572You don't want a cute girl to make fun of you for having a small dick while she rides bbc?
>>222725560The funny thing was one of the cops was my neighbour, and I mean the next door, when he saw my ID he shined a light in my face and they both started laughing. I still see him when I go visit my parents.
>>222725583what about baby sneed
> Netherl-ACK
>>222725589yeah, that is a thing that may happen here too...and lord knows what sort of interactions may take place there...I'm sorry for my Balkanophobia, dude
>>222725568i don't have a big boy job and probably never willit's part time and coasting off inheritance for me
im so fucking hungry right now hahahaha this rocks
>>222725588No I wanna be the one getting blacked
WE GOT LOVE E. S. P.WHEN I NEED YOU, WHEN I NEED YOU (LOVE E. S. P.)TOUCH MY HAND THEN I CAN HEAR YOU(WE'VE GOT TO BE) JUST THE LOVERS FOR EACH OTHERLOVE E. S. P.
>>222725607great for your figure. just imagine, you but skinny.
>>222725600it's all just banter no worries
>>222725613are you cute?
I can't lose weight while drinking. Alcohol makes my appetite go crazy, and it makes food taste amazing.
>>222725613Okay but what if he uses you after you watch?
>>222725621if they were cute they wouldn't be here begging for attention the all the time while talking about dating apps
oh no...
I don't think I've ever seen a sports team as raped as the Dutch. Those sissies were crying like their family died.>>222725613How many times have you had a near death experience given you exclusively fancy Urkelkins?
brats
>>222725641kinky
>>222725641BRRRRRATATATATS!
>>222725641need correction
>>222725635hell of an unlucky bounce
>>222725635what is the contextidk what im looking at
>Hitler was born on 4/20 >And boy did he like smoking J's
>>222725641Hell Yeah dude!
Norm Macdonald's brother Neil Macdonald is married to Joyce Napier the Canadian ambassador to the Vatican
>>222725653Netherlands lost in the World Cup on penalty kicks
https://youtube.com/shorts/cOYAzLtk5FM?is=WfyBVZn5TCavd74WSomehow they found a way to make me want to support israel
>>222725673what is a penalty kick
>>222725621I've been called cute and I look cute in the mirror but worse in pics>>222725624Hell yeah>>222725638I've never managed to fuck one yet sadly despite hitting on multiple
why do they call it the world cup if its only europe
so you hear this song from 1972 and in the first 30 seconds or so you think to yourself 'am I going deaf?' but really it's just the shitty 12-track production...or so I tell myself
>>222725695but it's not
>>222725709??? I guess canada USA and mexico have teams but i figured that was just because they were hosting
I love you.
>>222725621he has a weird rash likely from a parasite or STD. given his proclivities I'd say STD.
but that's just yacht, cause it's luscious, it's generous, if you listen to like a hard rock recording it can sound perfectly gilded
>>222725717What about Morocco and Japan and Argentina?We have a separate Euro Cup that's every 2 years
>>222725682when a game is tied after time is up then each team takes turns shooting at the goal from a set position close to the net. Whoever scores the most after 5 chances wins the game.
>>222725720domo arigato gozaimasu
>>222725735i didnt know they had teams too i only saw europeans in boston on social media talking about how amazing america is
>>222725695Argentina won last time
>>222725741and they call those penalty kicks?why do they stop after 5 kicks? how long does it take to do 5 kicks? why not just go until there is a winner? how common is a multi-hour tie in this sport?
>>222725735>>222725743sorry every 4 years not 2>>222725744almost everyone has a team, even places like Curaçao who I've never heard before
There's a lot of people who would benefit from corrective rape
>>222725773and some could do with a preventive shot to the center mass with a luger...I mean, just speculating
when switzerland was playing against canada the swiss team complained about a smell similar to their christmas cookies but with overwhelming maple smell combined with nutmeg and cinnamon. I guess the canadian soccer players boy butts smell like maple and when they get hot and sweaty the smell comes out more.
Hello Canada Americans Mexicans!!
>>222725763I don't know if you're trolling or not.
>>222725695we're literally hosting it, you dunce
hahaharonaldinho soccer
>>222725871one of the best to ever do it
tired and need sepuku
man FUCK work I just wanna chill at da crib n play nba 2k26 ya film me? smoke a lil sumn. niggas got me FUCKED up if they think imma come in on my day off n shit. they trippin
Good Luck, Babe came up on my algo and I just had to let it play, man, that's such a great song
>>222725945reminds me of my homosexual lover who decided he wasn't actually gay anymore and decided to date women
>man FUCK work I just wanna chill at da crib n play nba 2k26 ya film me? smoke a lil sumn. niggas got me FUCKED up if they think imma come in on my day off n shit. they trippin
Drank too much on a monday for no reason award
>>222725949reminds me of a yacht rock Cindi Lauper, really
I'm thinking of taking some weed to Greece in two weeks, still not sure but I'm thinking about it..
>>222725958favstian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnV7dTXlXxsanother band that was as smooth as taffy was that Neil Young cover band, America
>>222725977not your personal army
>>222725977wtf are you talking about, I never said that
and really if you wanna pull off the 70's longhair with small quadrangular pink spectacles and a kind of a lumberjack shirt look are T-shirts of Neil Young's Tonight Is The Night or At the Beach, but really, those albums are awful, even though Neil Young is far from it
*a necessity are, I guess, that was real caveman momentbut another is any Steely Dan, and that's what I'm aiming for...a yellow, tight-fitting early Dan print shirt, good God!
i hate trannies so much
>>222726040nice
>>222726040what did we do to you
scratched my balls, AMA
>>222726054he probably liked one and thinks he's gay and is mad that one "tricked' him lmao
why is hispanic on hispanic crime rising in the US?
is it gross that my screen has a permanent distorted yellow filter on it because of how many times I cummed on it?
>>222726113because Chicanos can't speak Spanish, presumably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtmos_WamWsMichael Franks was an adjunct professor at UCLA before he was a yacht rocker...and while his music had an orchestral rather than a jazz-pop focus, the man glided so close to those waves, he might as well have been an old Venetian galleass
My nose popped a cork and started absolutely pissing blood down my chin while I was hungover as hell and listening to "I'm God" by Clams Casino on repeat and instead of getting up I honestly just laid there and just let it happen
>professor of English>the man glidI mean, Michael Franks, man, the guy wanted to emulate the bossa nova of Brazil, but he ended up just off the coast of Catalina with military grade shit right up his brain!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ0XexvYSyM
goodnight
>>222725804incredible read from the goalie
>>222725695They had to change the name from two girls one cup after it got associated with that movie
Do Indian niggas really do this
taking a weed break for real this time because I'm too lazy to go to the dispensary again
>>222726280damn indian niggas uglier than usual tonight
gta 4 came out 18 years ago
oh yeah, the first song I posted is kind of a callous Steely Dan ripoff in a definite band mode...but with the gentle attentions of Michael Franks, nonethelessbut he also wrote this great torch song with the lyrics>I play the scales and you protect the whalesFREE FUCKING WILLY, MAN! I mean, the marina can't HANDLE that!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmq3y42pCgw
I'm not about to start conceptualizing 'the marina' ITG, alright, that would really be gay
back home now, but toledo? kinda sucked. i've been to new york, las vegas, seattle on trips, and they weren't always that fun, hotels and layovers always spoil everything a little. but at least they lived up to their reputation, they're big, lively. toledo was a zombie of nightlife. maybe i caught you bengals on an off-week, ha.
4 weeks until they pull a stone out through my dick
>>222726448they couldn't ultrasound it?
hantavirus whatever happened there?
>>222726493people retarded enough to take a cruise got sick, not really a big story the media was just looking for a curve ball to distract you from other things
>>222726493>YOU BANDITS OF BOOMERDOM! YOU SAILORS OF THE SIXTIES!
>>222726448hope everything goes well bro, and painless
what does Zoom Zoom look like? archive is down
>>222726448https://youtube.com/watch?v=xXY_ShC-RL4&
desu i never got into mc5 either. tried lissenin first live albjm just wasnt doin it for me. i like kick out jams from dat album but hated falsetto of opening song even tho it was quite goodi like american rusebut aint heard dat album in yonks and dat song doesnt even sound that punk to my ears compared to kickniut the jams or stoogesto my ears stooges just a better bandeven watching a 2000s gig of ders before the ashetons died. they were fantastiabsolutely fuggin fantasticbassist dave alexaner was on point too driving relentless sojnd. great stage personaand he was wearing a plumbers outfitwhich seems an obvious nod to pete townshend of the who who used to also wear wun on stage godfather of punk who influenced the stooges
>>222726551a bitch
also hefta saydat moroccan goalkeeper was relly fuggin goodhe just dun stupid movements to distract players and made them miss hardly wivout even needing to save it. i only rember wun actual save he made
>>222726551Use your imagination
>>222726583prove it
>>222726551gay hitler youth
>>222726567Raw Power really puts the pedal to the metal...it is the greatest single garage rock album ever...the other two, not so much
>>222726587No
>>222726600Not that far off
>>222726533I went on a cruise and didn't get sick or get the hantavirus
made a quesodilluh
I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE MAN!
>>222726551
and 2. & 3. for garage rock >The Monks - Black Monk Time>The Flamin' Groovies - Flamingo
>>222726551>>222726697
>>222726673I'M A MAN, NOT A DISCO BALL!
I want to have sex i want my dick sucked
YankeesWhy do you say "4th of July" if you usually say the month before the day?
Stop posting that disgusting thing
>>222726697>>222726707doesn't need to pay for sex just needs lifts or something or could be popular twink at a gay bar idk
i want to eat food but its late and theres nothing
>>222726606well the ashetons didnt and alexander never played raw power songs. not wun of dem in that gig. coz thats a james williamson album. the true stooges dont play those songs.funhouse and the stooges are both great records and culturally powerful and still hatbor remnants of 60s freak out music. funhouse is certainly as good as raw power as a piece of music.raw power just more technical metal lead guitarSearch and DestroyYour Pretty Face Is Going To HellPenetrationGimme DangerNeed SomebodyRaw PowerShake AppealDeath Trip1969I Wanna Be Your DogNot RightNo FunReal Cool TimeAnnLittle DollWe Will FallDownon the StreetLooseTV EyeDirt1970FunhouseLA BluesNotice that funhouse is only album wiv unaltered programming
>>222726723why were you guys so mean to MOMMY?
>>222726730Are you trying to get him to troon out like Jason
>namefag>posts face and shirtless pics to 4chanjfc
>>222726723Americans use "Fourth of July" instead of "July Fourth" because it functions as the proper name of a holiday rather than just a calendar date. Placing the number first gives the day a more formal, elevated title—similar to how we say "Cinco de Mayo" rather than "Mayo Fifth".
>>222726765I never hated her, but imo she sadly couldn't take the political heatSome people got really angry with her for some reason though, they're still blaming her for things that the current government has done
>>222726785>rather than "Mayo Fifth".imagine the mayo eating
>>222726723syllabic rhythm, combined with noun-adjective priority. it is not a july that happens to be on the fourth, it is THE fourth of JULY. and we lit the fireworks, the fireworks were not lit by civilans.
Does anyone know his real name
>>222726785>>222726811I see, thanks
>>222726770he trooned out? proof?
>>222726809>imagine the mayo eatingThe porn themes for that day would go hard, nothing but Latina BJ vids
Hawkwind + Stooges combined?look to spacemen 3godfathers of shoegaze heavily inspired by stooges and velvets and psychedelia 13h floor elevator coversdrone rockjust specterian walls of noise but sheer guitarLosing Touch With My MindHey ManLittle DollRollercoasterMary Anne2.35OD CatastropheWalk With Jesus (Noise version)what i like bout diss album sound of confusionis almost all of these songs are just covers from 60sbut the point isthat these songs are completely transformedwiv wall of noise and metaland dats what rock n roll is aboutpaying tribute to ancestors to stuff you look up to love and inspires youand transforming itmaking it newblowing it up unrecognizable
this character is literally me
>>222726822Sorry did you not like that I posted you
>>222726830I've always thought those 90's bands were kind of short on the band stuff and long on the ambient sort of stuff, which I like, but not in bands, necessarily...but maybe I've never really listened to Jason's joint
>brian is gonna put a gay spell on zoom zoomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emZHyhn14E4
>>222726848What's his name
That 2 am feel
stooges raw power also has sum of that quality i talk about in soacemen 3 and punk in general has the qualityraw power no way near a covers albumbut ders this thread running thru of traditional rock n roll riffsraw power title track for indtance or pike uour pretty face is going to hellshake appealthese could all be like late 50s trad rock n roll riffs from eddie cochran chuck berry elvis buddy holly whoeverbut james williamson guitar utterly transforms that kinda simple rock n roll soundand the lyrics like dem songs toosimple just about base primal urgeslike all rock n rollbut transformwdand thats what ramones punk was also about before it get piliticizepunk was about paying homage to ancestors and transforming.itbefore it was usurped by theniconolask of clash sexpisyols poser hardcore punkerslike those riffs in lie chrrus of pretty face going hell or raw powerpure rockabillypure rockabillyjust wiv some fuggin exploaive marshall distortion on tolissen just lissendats what rock n roll about
>>222726871idk
>>222726830Do you like 666 by Aphrodite's Child shiddington
>>222726493>>222726533>>222726636I went cruising and all I caught was HIV
>>222726697>>222726707Convinced the only people who like him want to fuck him
>>222726887I need it for my curse
>>222726848idc I posted them here these pics are you guys as much as they are mine
>>222726860early ride is heavily influenced by sonic youth and you can hear similar noise distortion effects on dose records. came from sonic youth.. went into influence shoegaze sound. wall of nosie
>>222726875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=schL0jZKCA8
>>222726883you know people used to go on about how Mick Taylor transformed the Stones in that era but all I heard was a boring Clapton ripoff
>>222726891never heard of it
>>222722772…and country girls make do!!
>>222726905Brian?
>>222726925Germany got eliminated
>>222726822Scruppy97I want to gape her phat arse and you do too
>>222726915i recommend lissen to the yatdbirds heart full of soulden watch antonioni blow up
you know, i've kind of fallen off with mayonaisse. i used to put it on everything, sandwiches, hotdogs. i had an ex, she even put it on pizza! can you believe that? she wasn't fat, surprisingly. just weird. but a couple years ago, i started learning to cook, and i figured sandwiches were a good, easy place to start. you know, no water over-boils, no pan sizzled falling on the floor. just food you can make for yourself simply. then i learned to make a good reuben, and that sent my whole gastric life into a tailspin. on the one hand, it is the best sandwich, and i will duel you on the peak of a mountain of your choosing if you disagree. the downside, is that your farts will become lethal if you eat them regularly, and your past dalliances with bologna and kraft singles will render you ashamed.
>>222726938Because the Ref was a bitch!Stole our goalWhatevs, even if we won idk who would have been our next match France or whatever would have absolutely DEMOLISHED us anyway
Would any of you brianesque leafs like to marry me?I'm looking into daoism currently
>>222726891lol I thought they were doing a silly voice as some kind of affectation but then I realized they’re just Greek
>>222726942https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27b1yhdjEvwalso, I am an avowed fan of rockabilly, and here is Dave Edmunds to fucking get down in my name
>>222726925I remember the country boys version of this where it shows blood dripping off the corn>>222726940>Scruppy97We all do anon, we all do.Alas, I will never have this.>>222726922If you like Tommy and SF Sorrow you'd love it.
>>222726809>>222726822>>222726940I’m not able to follow this exchange at all
>>222726942...of course I've seen Blow Up...and then I saw Blow Out, too!
>>222726707Kissable tummy
>>222726925country girls make poo
lissen to leave them all behind by rideone of great psychedelic rock songsabsolutely monstrous fuggin 8 minutes of heavy noise just crushing inshoegaze vacuum soundsonic youth noiseWHEEL TURNIN' ROUNDMEETING ALIEN GROUNDPASS THROUGH DIFFERENT TIMESLEAVE THEM ALL BEHINDobvious nods to my blood valentinebut also the who. wont get fooled again inspired the synthesizer lines in the song and also the music video and also twisyerella music video. drummer is very much like keith moon frenetic. riff actually stolen from get the message by the electronic which is johnny marr of smiths and bernard summer new order
>>222726956He's handsome no homo
>>222726981>I’m not able to follow this exchangeFirst one talks about "mayo eating" which I interpret as cum, then the German guy mentions the e-thot I suggested to him the other night
>>222726997corr woulda shagged emmylou harris arse back in 1974
That Venezuela shit is crazy
>>222727037What happened?
Do you like Kero Kero Bonitohttps://youtu.be/4TashXWQ0_w
>>222727003he looks like my local kebab man
>>222727001the beginning is Baba O' Rileyand despite the song's virtues,Neil Halstead never would have stood for that
>>222727047earthquake
>>222726893see I went on a boat instead.
>>222727047They lost to Curaçao in the World Cup
>>222727053i heard that name first time yesterday coz it appeared in a fanatano short
>>222726893There was an anon posting here from Fire Island last night talking about how much his asshole hurts
i'm glad gay niggas get aids and die, its the least they deserve
>>222727070the booze?
https://youtu.be/cUustCmdBNo
>>222727058its subtle but its wont get fooled agen NOT baba o rileybuzz usborne anudda wun to hail the who as wun of greatest bands of all time
>>222727058How about Baba Yaga O’Riley
>>222726956Next time don't touch the goalkeeper
My greatest fap session was 5 years ago and Ive never been able to replicate it
>>222727082i never seen such incel a man
>>222727065ripip
>>222727084lol>>222727108like a heroin addict chasing the dragon
>>222727108inevitable inniteverywun will have a greatest fap sessand willl never bre replicatedand youll hafta nosyalgize it 10 years 20 years down the lineuntil the death bednever have a wank like dat agen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-bwfMxvS3k
MISTA, STEELY, DAN! or whateva
>>222727092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6lgpkowD78the Melvins were sludge that never had either the awesome grooves of the Ozzy Sabbath they emulated nor the fantastic jazzy interplay with a focus of melody of the yacht rock I prefer
>>222727108Get on my level, my greatest fap session was when I was 12/13 and I still haven't topped it
>>222727100In Slovenia we call her Jaga Baba
>>222726448drink moar water buddy
>>222727132nibba wth is yacht rock>>222727130PHWIIOAAARgud wapu diss wun
I'm going to sleep now
>>222727172
>>222727172https://youtube.com/watch?v=5980GGYr0r8&
fing is sometimes i genuinely do fink about past faps and how i will never have wun dat gud agenor i sad bout how back den i didnt have fap technique downso i imaginelike if i had done dose sessions wiv the fap technique of nowthose wanks would have been like fucking heavebly monstrositiesi would have transcendedand im sad ill never experience that
