gonna post some snaps i took when i was out
Going to have a cup of tea. Haven't had one since before the heatwave but it's nice tea weather at this current moment.
>>222730544ktim at toil today
>>222730559we're not interested in your creepshots
>>222730559freak
bro had like 7 kids
>>222730565howl
>>222730565scream
Mad how /r/girldinnerdiaries just got popular and immediately became creative exercise lying to see who can come up with the most pathetic being abused by men story. At least kitchencels stayed real, or the people that went there knew not to updoot the obviously fake stories
bro got really mad at me afterwards
chicken jockeyy
if we all met up irl loads of you would try to fuck me but NONE of you would succeed because im hard as fuck
>>222730619bames exploding at the sight of this
>>222730619leftypol screaming and tearing his hair out
>>222730576Not in work I see. Glad my taxes fund all their existence to be honest. Off to toilberg it is then.
>>222730615ok
there's more to me than meets the eye
any 50 year old junglist/ravers in?
lot of sex arse out today
>>222730647yeh coz you're so fat, eyes cant take it all in
oh it's junglist massive and not jungle is massive
>>222730658pic unrelated? that's one sad looking arse
>>222730656the jungle is massive
>>222730664I'm in good shape actually
I was a prefect at school
>>222730685that shape being a perfect sphere, yeah?
>>222730674nah she fit
I remember one time I lied to my mate that Jewish people pass the circumcised foreskin around and chew on it as tradition and then I later found out that some people actually do that. Really put the world into perspective for me.
>I was a prefect at school
>>222730679Shrinking sadly :(
>>222730658the real yuukay
>>222730712oh yeah that dpd van just 'happened' to be there right as you were taking the photoanyway she's trans not that there's anything wrong with that
>>222730747sorry not every country can have fat arse white 10/10 girs like sweden
yuck
>>222730565Wipeout
>>222730763me raping my own arse at 1mph
right then
>>222730763so this is how you rape your own arse
>>222730559>>222730658>>222730712>>222730785Flat but would
>>222730758brittish roses are staple diet
>>222730792not sure why anyone would need to AI a pic of this
nth for the gyaldem
>>222730748i thought it was impossible to tell?
>>222730775scrom
chatgpt make a photo of my incel desk
>>222730559>>222730576>>222730592>>222730658>>222730712>taking creepshotsStop being an incel
>>222730818i THINK i know my way around a trans woman thank you very much!
It's a summer food trend. And it's having a moment.
>>222730828noam bottom
>>222730576How do we compete chudbros?
rewilding my smegroom
>>222730592record more creepshots
>>222730619First time pigeons have looked kinda majestic
>>222730875wokémon
>>222730873YES
>>222730875Oy-veymon
Now that the dust has settled and your empire has crumbled, maybe its time to return those marbles.
>>222730929
OH A CHUNGUS WAS KEANU!A CHUNGUS WAS KEANU!HI-HO THE DADDY-O!AND A BIG CHUNGUS WAS HE!
>>222730937used to wank to this lady in 2006 haha
rolling marbles into my bum
>>222730946>Jenna Marbles would be 57 years old nowtime keeps on slippin' slippin' slippin' into the future
>>222730963nah she not even 40 mate i VILL spaff
>>222730929You couldn't even hold Constantinople after WWI you have right to demand marbles. Take it back and we'll consider it
>>222730980It's called Istanbul these days
>>222730929>>222730980stop pretending to be countries you're unemployed chubby chaps
hello is this thing on
>>222730929they were a gift
>>222730991Im a state desu
>>222730991Pipe down brat, I have 5000 hours on EU4, I'm an expert on geopolitics
>>222731043she must be, what 37-ish...I bet she still looks like a million bucks tho
>>222731049Me after another 3 hours of sleep after watching the world cup till dawn
>>222730929so they can be sold off or stolen like that last ones we gave back
Me after another 3 hours of sleep after watching the world cup till dawn
my skin hurts why
what causes ritualistic reposting of food from twitter and reddit? i mean it's literally every day that he goes on steven dawson's twitter to repost his awful meals (which get him no You's)
>>222731093because fuck you thats why
>>222731102Whoever takes these photos should stop eating such a grim diet
>>222731139boredom aspergers 4chan addictionnothing else going on in his life
seeing some off topic posts
might smoke meth then spend the day shouting in a busy shopping centre
John Le Carre: The Hate Patrol
just what is it that you want to do
I'm such a pathetic runt can't piss next to people at a urinal my bladder just freezes up. Fucking hate it.
>>222731043Never watched those milk jugs
is he reposting the images from reddit again
heatherfungi
>Shetland set to back £1.5bn plan to connect islands with undersea tunnelsthe shetland powerhouse
>>222731214ktim i get shy
>>222731214the way I see it, actively choosing to piss out in the open when there's a perfectly good cubicle available is bizarre behaviour
>>222731242might move to shetland
>>222731214>>222731247>>222731249post cute willies
can't fucking wait for winter
can't fucking wait for summer
>>222731320fuck yourself
>>22273133240c is a nice beach day, slip slop slap and get out there la. Nice warm sand, fish and chips (hold the curry sauce), and bikini-clad women corr
>>222731323just dont understand why you did carbs on carbs instead of either carbs with vegetables/protein
>>222731280>In 2026, summer ends on August 31 according to the meteorological calendar, and on September 22 according to the astronomical calendar
he's replying to himself
>>222731280>>222731320same thing innit
arse cheek itches
Is it normal in the UK to never really become friends with your neighbours?
>>222731482yh
>still no japanese gf
>>222731482yeah I probably had a total of 3 brief conversations with my neighbour over a period of 6 years and go out of my way to avoid her
>>222731419wonder what the other residents of the carehome think of him
raping a poo with my arse
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
clean it up wagie
>>222731542probably think he's odd
pooping my diaper
>>222730898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k
Do you think people consider me a scumbag when I look fairly put together and neat but I do things like drink a beer while walking the dog? They probably do, ought to stop such activities
>>222731845vile alkie freak
awfully slow today
>>222731845scull the beer before walking the dogjust sent myself on a whole tangent looking up how to spell scull and it seems there is some debate on that and I prefer scull as opposed to skull or especially skol
>>222731885It's okay lad. We all have one of those days.
>>222731482r/AskUK-reposting chad
>>222731845for me it's going to fancy restaurants but looking and acting like I'm in a wetherspoons
Anyone else remember Matthew Heimbach and the Traditionalist Workers Party?
>>222731809bruce willis is dead
I'm from London and have lived here all my life but I've been offered a job for 45k in Rugbyit's a nice job but I can't drivestill worth considering?
Pope innocent, he permitted torture of ‘heretics’. Not so innocenct really
pope indecent
>>222731964should really learn to drive mate so that you can make such decisions without having to factor in the inability to driveit's never going to be cheaper to learn to drive in the future, you might as well do it now. It's also fun and quite easy so there's really no reason not to
poo scromiting
roll pavement gum twixt receipt paper for a fresh diy menthol experience
find older, 60-odd women very sexy
>>222732048driving is cheaper now than its ever been spastic
disheveled men in suits and bowler hats who through unlikely happenstance find themselves in a barbershop giving a haircut to a man who mistakenly believes the man is the barbersomething you don't see anymore
paying someone to change my car batterydon't understand nibbas who do that themselves
had a wank during lunch break at work award
>>222731911It's just one of those days
>>222732146you pay another man to wank you off as well?
>>222732159me watching scranvids on youtube that ill never replicate
>>222732159fucks sakes thats the chinese theyre gonna bung him in there
Lots of football today and we will watch it.
Here's an inconvenient truth: the British and American empires -two Jewish constructs -- are responsible for the deaths of 100+ million Aryan people in the last two centuries. Muslims don't hold a candle to that.
>netherlands out >germany outkek
>>222732146i'd pay for something that's technical and needs to be right or for something where you need a special tools and it's not worth buying them just for one job
>>222732208hopefully france is next
>Here's an inconvenient truth: the British and American empires -two Jewish constructs -- are responsible for the deaths of 100+ million Aryan people in the last two centuries. Muslims don't hold a candle to that.
bacon butty straight down the foodtube
>>222732208Scotland as well despite having the best set of fans in sports history
it’s not only poo — it’s actually diarrhoea
Colleague who earns less than me is getting ready to buy a 900K home. How's he done that whilst I am up to my eyeballs in debt on a £250K house
we're redefining what it means to shit yourself
>starmer signs £15 billion defence contract days before resigninggood little goy, your berg paymasters will allow you to retire in peace now
>>222731949is that the guy who got excommunicated from the russian orthoddox church for being a weird racist yank
>>222732257does he bring a packed lunch?
>>222732048never had the time until now, I was in uninot got all that much money either
>Cockburn is most commonly used in England, where it is held by 3,723 people, or 1 in 14,966.
>>222732230France are actually good though
>>222732281I-it's pronounced COBURN!!
got haemorrhoids
>>222732281that's so rare, i wish i had such a rare name
>>222732257My parents paid my deposit and most of my mates did something similar, did you not do that?
… they won't unwrap my fruit … lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live Wimbledon on iPlayer on my tv via sky stream in garden of home
>I-it's pronounced COBURN!!
got the hawaiian slide guitar music on. wallowing in misery
what would you do if you are Indian and saw this
>>222732205very strange false and autistic dichotomy you've constructed there
>>222732332sex. SEX ARSE
one day i might tell you lads the truth
can I get a quick run down on the morning threads?
>>222732332kindly ask ma'am to open butt window and sniff sniff then sexy time with she
>>222732362here *vomits down your throat like a bird to it's chicks*you understand?
>>222732362basically they take place in the morning
>>222732355had a friend say more or less exactly this to our group and he hasn't elaborated at all in the two years since then
>>222732362um well right then haha poo bum lads wank
theres like 10 people in my office and i could honestly do all of our combined roles myself. that's civil service efficiency. nearly 400 grand wage bill for us to sit here wanking for 7 hours a day
>>222732439many bames?
>>222732439you must work in the same department as me
>>222732439thank you for your service
why do they get so upset about muhammed and not really care that much about allah
screaming>>>/v/742243143
>>222732439one of the primary objectives of western governments is to steal wealth and waste it on such frivolities, nothing in your post surprises me.
>>222731419Tim has been walking?
>>222732487no
>>222731242can't wait for this to be done in 2085
>>222732312Nah my parents were poor as shit growing up
>>222732595oh dear, better luck next time :)
>>222731482yeah very normalthe days of neighbours coming round for supper every other day is very much a thing of the past
arse
Morning team
>>222732617sublime post
get gay porn headlining at wembley
My neighbour has had his windows bricked. Wonder what he did to piss someone off.
might get them out for the lads
put an x on the ballot next to gay porn
>>222732439any peng tings?
Me? Currently sat in Spoons drinking on me own like the final boss of unemployment. Getting some food after this pint though.
>>222732487he points where he wants to go and they push him. he's pointing to High Wycombe here
>>222732691bet the bames stamp all over his feet when he asks them to do something LMAO
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NcsC0SxzBNM
*points at tree*you're from B&Q aren't you?
>>222732682giwtwm
>>222732691Why can't he walk? I did 33,000 steps yesterday and I have mental health problems. What's his excuse?
>>222731419>>222732691Grim, surely he's older than his 40s. Not being able to walk to after 40s and no apparent injuries except for obesity
>>222732705hideous arse implants
>>222732705that's a puffy vulva innit
>>222732732so how did you find /brit/ mr newcunt?
It isn't morning though is it Employed Woman, it's afternoon
let it be e e e e ee
>>222732705uncanny resemblance to the attractive Portuguese lass at toil except thinner
?
Tim Byrne's fate could happen to any of us. We must all learn to not develop schizophrenia
>>222732729why did you walk 33,000 steps?
rorke moving to the middle of heathrow airport where there is no crime
>>222732860redpill me on crime gangs hiding in the woods of harefield
>>222732852Work mate
hey man, take it easy
wonder whether tim has forgotten his music. he never mentions singing or buys anything musicalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3joE6l9xRpIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mLrjo8ptLA
>>222732759I've been on /brit/ since 2014/15, Tim's decline doesn't make sense. Being in a hospital bed for a facial sore and a fall shouldn't atrophise his legs to the point he can't walk. Stop feeding him, get him pulling himself up in railings or pushing a wheelchair around for a bit of excersise. 40s year olds can run marathons no problem
>>222732860leftypol parking himself in a crimson red area then saying 'it's not your fault' in igbo after getting stabbed
there's something 'off' about /brit/
>>222732955i think he just realised he can be a difficult wanker and manipulate people into looking after him so thats what he's doing now. faking it basically. although, if he truly hasnt walked a step in however long its been then he now might have lost much ability
imagine having a private jet but you have to land at Luton or Stansted
scran
>>222733018they've served you up the food waste bin
eating quiche and crying
>>222733018looks nice jeff
>>222733018corr get a sprinkle of that elton on it
>>222733018>oil-seperation mudblood sauceyeah nice cooking that
Bit mad when you think about it.
>>222733018too spicy for ypipo
>>222733067I KNOW A SWEDISH NIGGA ISNT TALKING ABOUT CUISINE
>>222733087not at all really.
>>222733087leftypol wont stop until he's completely bankrupted the country with shit like this
Might treat myself to a tesco own brand dried vegetable soup pouch to supplement the mie goreng noodles I had for lunch. Today it seems I am mostly eating cheap dehydrated slop that one must hydrate oneself.
My imaginary character is doing something I don't like and this makes me FURIOUS
omdshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp84fX30UVg
>>222733087and what of rorke, what does he earn?
>>222733067Brøther you eat cabbage on rye bread I think you need to be quiet
>>222733137he wants it bankrupted so the banks can fully destroy whites once and for all. and hes doing it all for upcummies
Foot fetishism has official reached Epic Bacon status
>>222733160sup mouldie
just wolfed down this delicious scrannington
>>222733200This. Just shove me in the milking machine and get it over with.
>>222733173toast that bread, chuck some lardons into the cabbage and that would be nice
>>222733231origato my nigga
>>222733231What's the brown stuff in the cum bowl?
got into an argument in the park there with a guy who parked his motorbike on the basketball courtJust sick of people thinking they can do whatever they want
>>222733251blood curd i reckon
>>222733231glad to see elton's moving up the stool chart x
>>222733231https://youtu.be/DTTtld-gkVw
may I use your phone?
>>222730566look how much fun they/them/they/them are havingand what PC games offer local multiplayer?
>>222733251duck blood
>>222733173snail>>222733120kangaroo's and marmite
Don't think westoids or weebs understand how nationalistic, racist anti-foreigner the typical Japanese is.Like they will straight up ignore you, pretend you aren't there, run away from you.At the last election 95% of the population voted for right wing parties.Lots of shops and restaurants have signs saying non-japanese aren't welcome. Imagine a shop here saying "non-english not welcome".
>>222733304good 2bh. at least country isnt suicidal
waiting patiently for an email
>>222733119MAMMA MIA MARIO!
London isn't real it's not part of the UK it's an evil place that takes away wealth from the rest of the country it must be destroyed there is noone of value there
might have a second pringle
>>222730562are you a pornstar?
>>222733304i went to japan and everyone was nice and friendly and happy to talk to a foreigner :)
So what we get drunkSo what we smoke weed... We just havin fun We dont care who seesSo what we go out Thats how it sposed to beLivin young and wild and free x
>>222733355hope it finds you well x
>>222733304They really mean brown people. Whites are tolerated.
>>222733453>Whites are tolerated.Lol
>>222733389Well you know what they say...
>>222733440feel like shit just want the old days back
*scans the thread with my mould detector*
>>222733485Me too bro
reckon there’s something wrong with brainbergas soon as i have money i just want to spend it, not that i care really much what for nor i am interested in material things, it’s like i don’t want the money itself
>>222733510i did a couple of these back in the day. cringy
any screaming in terror hurtling through the void tumbling over and over and it's making you sick but will never stop man in
Are you worried governmentberg might see what you spend you bennies on?
I've eaten too much for lunch and ruined dinner
love this so muchhttps://youtu.be/soaJXzw44fo
>>222733304A Japanese reporter cried when interviewing Vini empathising with his experiences of racism throughout his career
Hector what if I gotta pop?Hector?Hec—HECTOR I'M POPPING urrrrrghhhhhhhhhh
no one has normal opinions on japan everyone has some schizo delusion about it
>>222733567You don't understand Japanese mentality l
molesting my own arse
(you) for a 2bh and rate x only doing a few x
>>222733551Yh good lad never stop, don't give up
>>222733581don’t have an opinion about japan either way tbqh never been there personally
I don't have any bowls of questionable meatBut I do have my tasty lemon drink
on my 3rd cup of orange juice
>>222733566reminds me of the good days when youtube was full of this type of thing
>>222730664DONEDONE
>>222733630KILL yourself
>>222733621your swedish
>>222733630this nigga speedrunning diabetes
>>222733581Japan was great last time I went 15 or so years ago. Not as many tourists back then. Many locals had never seen a westerner in person. Very clean and polite but also a bit cold at times, it felt much more isolating than other countries I visited.
the juice community is out of control
In Japan they have vending machines selling raw horse meat sashimi and bags of crickets you eat like crisps.
New>>222733679>>222733679>>222733679
right well there's no need for that is there
>>222733160Ziedy would've loved this post
>>222733673Don't lie
>>222733562Literally never seen this thing before in my life, and I saw all sorts of dumb shit on myspace
>>222733681honestly what's the point? it took us 3 hours to get through this one
>>222731242More like Shitland
>>222733712>>222733712>>222733712
