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>just salt and olive oil >couldn't afford spicesstale meme. even poors had staple spices
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>>222747141It's basic fact.
>>222747141there was always oregano and thyme growing wild
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>>222747181Good cat this one
Le historical time piecehttps://youtu.be/vntxRTSHiOQ
Going to the pool alone makes me feel like a pedo
>>222747228she was my kittyshe was old and deafshe liked Doritos and spicy chiliher name was StinkyBad
I reported a thirdieball ad on goytube for having pornhub drums lol
business idea: three stooges but chinese
>>222747341I would watch this
U R A KEWL 1 4EVR
ello cummypies + the indomitable catyank
lissenin' to gary numan album "replicas"the moment british punk rock met kraftwerkthe birth of synth rockand its godfather?david bowieSpeed of LifeBreaking GlassWhat in the WorldSound and VisionAlways Crashing in the Same CarBe My WifeNew Career in a New TownWarszawaArt DecadeWeeping WallSubterraneanspropa gud diss>>222747280phwoar
Bout to cut my fingernails.
>>222747432>phwoar
IETG
sup dickheads
Work had bbq. Had 2 dogs and 2 hamburders.
>>222747567what's good pussy
>>222747556that's a snack>>222747567sup
the chan is slow tonightI'm messing with a couple other generals and they are slow as fuck
>>222747537corr propa gud kittingtonshire diss wun
>>222747556dont get why people cook carrotsthey taste so much better just eaten raw
>>222747567I'm a Dickhead, correct.
>>222747581Same and I grilled.Had one burger one dog
HE COME TO ME WITH MONEY IN HIS HAND
how do I cope with the fact that my oneitis turned into a massive whore and covered herself in tattoos
Lil bitch ass nigga
Had a fun day. I got to use the language line at work and then Zohan cut my hair.
>>222747646The nobody general on /x/ is always poppin
>>222747707Why should you care? She's not even your girlfriend, and you didn't even date her, so why should it matter?
>>222747707If you like her enough then you'll realize those things don't matter.
>>222747707You should be happy that you're free from having to give her unrequited attention and dodged a bullet
>>222747727That fucking kid was gay
>>222747707>how do I cope By realizing you dodged a bullet.You're lucky that was what happened, mine is still together with my old coworker and they might get married ater I was the one that made her straight.
they slipped the surly bonds of earth and touched the face of god
>>222747745I don't know why I care or why I can't stop caring, if I knew I would stop.If I had to guess, it's because she's the only woman I've ever known who actually made an effort to act like she really liked me. My brain has latched onto that memory and doesn't take into consideration that the sweet, funny girl it recalls is dead and replaced by a dead eyed slut who probably has a triple digit body count. I honestly feel like such a fucking cuck still having feelings for this girl, it's awful.>>222747758That's the problem I described above. I liked giving her attention back when we were close. Now it's been a few years and she's transformed into a totally different person, but my brain still remembers who she once was.
>>222747828A man never steps into the same river twice
>>222747828That's not normal, dude. That's how serial killers are born. You should stop thinking like that.
>>222747860nigga wtf is this supposed to mean
Guys will be in love with a woman and she gets one small tattoo and all of a sudden they don't like her anymore
>>222747877Ask google or your favorite ai
slept again
>>222747743I might check that out someday
Have you read Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse?
>>222747828>I honestly feel like such a fucking cuck still having feelings for this girlAgain be grateful you dodged a bullet. It hurts far more to me that my oneitis is living a happy, monogamous life with somebody that used to be a friend than being some slut getting blacked every other night, because I could have easily had that instead but fumbled it. Don't be too hard on yourself.
>>222747874I'm pretty sure fondly remembering the one that got away is actually pretty normal for men, anon
>>222747884Why would anyone want a partner who can never be fully naked>>222747877Change is a constant, nobody can hold on to a specific moment in time or experience. One must learn to accept things as they are without attachment or alienation
4chan is dying
I wish I could draw
>>222747924keep wishin you fuckin furry
What did we think of the new Splatoon trailer
>>222747914Having an emotional breakdown because a girl you talked to a while ago got a tattoo isn't normal.
I'm pretty sure fondling the one that got away is actually pretty normal for men, anon
>>222747963how did you know
took a massive stinky shit and that was that
>>222747884I know you're referring to my post, and I don't really have any problem with tattoos.When I knew her she had 1 tattoo. When I saw her against after 2 years she had well over a dozen, and that's only counting the visible ones on her legs and arms. Personally I think getting that many in such a short span of time is a bit concerning, especially when they're all over the place and not neatly composed together in a sleeve.>>222747971>at tattooI said "covered herself" for a reason. See above.
>>222747993Lol XD
have you noticed the new fashion trend where girls wear baggy jorts
My dad is a turbo giga boomer except he is moderately redpilled on jews which is a non-boomerish trait but in all other respects he is highly boomeristic.
Just did big cums to some Asian OF whores eating eachothers asses and pussies tbqh
>>222748040for me it's BBC small penis humiliation JOI videos
>>222748039Does he mow the lawn in the morning and wake you up Also are you the short anon
>>222747922no new people are coming here
>>222748039Both of my parents are boomers. Such cases when they have kids in their 40s
>>222748008*eats sweaty food* you bastird bloody *washes it down with cow fluid milkshake* benchod bloody bastird bloody *gets hit by train* i will motherfuck you bastird bloody
>>222748095>>222747922The internet itself is dying. I guarantee it'll be unusable by the end of this decade because of age verification laws.
>>222747922>>222748095Just remember to keep one of these on you
at least i lived a little bit of the tail end of the golden era in my childhood, cant imagine being a kid now
>>222748136I still have a Death Card from my army unit, but I won't show it here, fuck you tards.
>>222748144I'm going to kiss you so hard
>>222747707That's just the natural progression of women these days. It would've inevitably happened either way
>>222748128Ehh I think if they really try to crack down, then people will naturally make another net, like an extra-net, with mesh networks.
>>222748168>people will naturally make another netThey'll just ban that too
>>222748111Knocked that jeets post straight off the 4chan onto reddit
>>222747922>>222748128>>222748168>>222748176Let's go back to using faxes, that would be cool.
>>222747874>>222747971phwoarbloody gud kittingtons deez
Daily reminder: Hating Zoom Zoom doesn't make you cool
>>222747922>dyingnigga, it's already dead.Look at the catolog right now and count how many threads are twitter screenshots, tiktok videos, reddit screenshots, or any other slop taken from other social media platforms. Every single board is like this now, it's not unique to /int/.This newer generation of internet users have been conditioned since they were children to believe everything online is part of one big popularity contest. An anonymous website with no voting system, no profiles, and threads that expire after 24 hours has zero appeal to them, so instead they've decided to bring their social media here.
>>222748192We can make the "meme folder" from that British show a reality
rooting for Mexico and DR Congo
>>222748190saar I got it from /gif/ bloody
>>222748198>This newer generation of internet users have been conditioned since they were children to believe everything online is part of one big popularity contestAnon that's everywhere since ~2014. Everywhere that isn't a major platform has eitehrbeen ruined by mentally ill jannies or been bought out by adsense money.
me: thinks india is grossalso me: thinks indian women are hot
>>222748198>Look at the catolog right now and count how many threads are twitter screenshots, tiktok videos, reddit screenshots, or any other slop taken from other social media platformsgrim
>>222748246Honestly I've never seen a Indian woman shitting on the street
>>222748246Indian chicks have curry cannons.
I’ve decided to move out. I have $100k in savings and a well paying job. I worry about losing my job every day, but I think I just have to take the leap at this point.
>>222748228>guy who can't use an anonymous website without creating his own username weighs in on younger internet users not understanding the point of an anonymous websitefascinating
>>222748246>also me: thinks indian women are hotmaybe directly out of the shower, but other than that, no way...
>>222748276What happens when you lose the job? Is there a plan for that reality?
Many cases
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782624699306370.mp4
>>222748276For some reason I think living in a van and having little to no expenses is the best move, but in practice I just live in the cheapest least ghetto rent I can find.
Don't know if I should finish what's in the bottle or just calm down for the rest of the night
The main problem with Indians is that they eat super spiced food, directly with their hands. If you change their diet for like 2 generations you would probably get the stink out.
>>222746978are you the troon that tried cucking some guy a week or so ago and panicked midway through?
I watch this dude in La on youtube do doordash shit, it's crazy how he is driving around skyscrapers and nobody is walking around.
>>222748292I mean, I still have my degree. The job market is so terrible though.I don’t really know what I’d do honestly.
>>222748318This is what I used to want growing up, but I realized that I need more control over my environment than what that sort of lifestyle would provide.
>>222748343Its really not safe in Downtown unless theres an event going on.
>>222748307this but fish>>222748343maybe he'll pay you to be a background character
>>222748313pendejo o vpn?
>>222748307I'm infertile, lol, so no one can demand anything from me
konichiwa dude
>>222748343The commercial areas of downtown are basically dead when it's no longer office hours because everyone goes home (no one lives downtown, it's too expensive). Otherwise downtown is pretty busy basically all the time, lots out tourists and people walking to and from lunch.The other anon who says it's "not safe" is a retard. The unsafe areas of LA are all well outside of downtown, the police presence within the core is too high for serious crime to regularly occur.
We should gene edit women to have really sweaty feet.
when will it get better?
just saw car advert wiv bob dylans 1965 newport festival performance on maggies farm when he went electric. michael bloomfield on guitar, arrangement loosely modeled on paul butterfield blues band recording of mellow down easy baby which bloomfield performed ondat performance when i was youngerwas so fucking cooljust was badass and the song is great about self-asserting wuns independence and resisting conformity and cynical oppression and exploitation by otherswas inspiring, mindblowing at timeto see thatcompressed into a dumb car advertis probably the uncoolest fing ive seen ina whilegenuinely sad how the neoliberal centrist west has managed to debase and devalue everyfing meaningful into somefing to be sold as a superficial veneer of normificilization
>>222748421Nigga skidrow is like 1/4 of Downtown now. Even Little Tokyo ain't safe anymore.
>>222748415I can never find the funny dancing yellow cat video anymore :(
>>222748415absolute state of that fucking facerancidabhorrentcompletely ballardian in the sense of a kind of grotesque melding of human biology into technology and social media
>>222747783Broken buck
HAPPY 4:20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>capitalizing downtown
>>222748466Its 6:20?
>>222747884Oh sweaty it gives me the ICK!!!
>>222748307My mom doesn't ask anymore she knows I'm a hopeless loser, so she keeps her disappointment to herself
>>222747884dont see the issueyouve learned sumefing new about her that changes what she is and therefore whether she is kind of person you wna be wivlikeif she murdered somewun it would be fine to dump her right?
ngl I'm kinda considering just getting literally whatever job I can in California and just swimming in asian pussy for a bit. Sometimes I'll explore the various California cities on Google street view, and basically every other person I see is a young asian woman.I don't even particularly like asians in general, but they've always seemed to really like me. Basically every woman who's ever explicitly shown sexual interest in me has been asian.
Remember when Daniel Naroditsky died
Roasting hotdogs over a fire in my backyard
>>222748510You're way too desperate but I'm not going to stop people from attempting to make more Alyssa Lius either
>>222748530Celebrating early?
>>222748510California is pretty expensive tho
Me I’m farting
>>222748538Shes so cute, I love our raccoon wife.
>>222748529The "Industrial society and its consequences" guy?
>>222748197We don't hate him because we want to be seen as cool, we hate him because he is genuinely annoying aside from being a namefag which is reason enough to hate him
>>222748198You could make the case that 4chan is just another form of social media. Rather than thanking kind strangers for Reddit Gold and updoots, chronic 4chan users count (You)s; get dopamine hits from (You)s; measure their self-worth by (You)s. One could even say it’s a bit like gambling, insofar as you keep making posts on 4chan in the hopes that you’ll strike gold and make a post that gets a bunch of (You)s, like that video of a line of grandmas pressing buttons on a row of slot machines.Either way, what I find lamentable is the death of OC. People used to make lots of shit in MS Paint and Photoshop, but that seems to have become a lost art with the rise of phoneposting.
>>222748538You're not wrong but I think I hide my desperation in person pretty well. The best part is that California is already on it's 3rd generation of Asians living there, so there's already plenty of hapas.>>222748548I don't really care. I already live in a city where I have to spend over half my $52k salary on rent and I still have more money than I know what to do with. I never eat out, I never travel, all my hobbies are virtually free. I don't live a high cost lifestyle.
Copilot says the only 7% of Vancouver is WMAF. I think thats lying considering all the testimony online saying they can't go more than 5 feet without seeing multiple WMAF couples. It just took the average marriage rate for all of Canada and applied it to Vancouver. Lazy piece of shit that isnt what I asked!
>>222748624Seek help
Should I try anal sex with men today while I still can as a straight guy?
>>222748628The White race is finished, its time for the Hapa Union.
>>222748624Where in Van are you visiting? Are you visiting during the World Cup? I think I saw you saying you're visiting in past editions.
>>222748641Nah, don't do it. You'll feel like shit afterwards and you'll never forget the experience for the rest of your life. Which is fine if you decide you're gay, but if you try to return to your life as a straight man afterwards it's going to haunt you forever.>t. fell for the "traps aren't gay" meme years ago before the word "femboy" had entered the common internet vernacular
>>222748653I love seeing diagrams like this that prove there's literally no difference between the Brazilians and southern American posters on this board who each claim their country has cities with secret 100% white enclaves.
have to go outside tomorrowand by go outside i mean walk from my air conditioned home to my air conditioned car and drive to the air conditioned doctor's office
>>222748653Extremely grim image
>>222748688t. zoom zoom
>>22274868895% is a really specific high numberYou'd see way more purple if it were 80Almost all of the counties would be purple besides the cities
HOA complaining about motorscooters and electric bikes again
>>222748712>calling someone a zoomer when you can't even use t. properlyJose...
Found out I can qualify for a Canadian visa if I agree to live and work in the Atlantic provinces. Should I do it? I already live on the border with New Brunswick but there's no jobs here.
>>222747141I like weber seasonings
>>222748732Lol
>35,488 unread emails in my inbox
>>222748751Idc
i'm pretty much over women
>>222748754I like McCormick Grill Mates Montreal Steak Seasoning and I'm only attracted to women and feminine boys and certain twinks that have a feminine edge. It's good sprinkled on cottage cheese
watching spooky youtube videos people are fucked up man
>>222748732Good. HOA's are cancer but they should be doing everything the can to ban that shit.Nogs ride those things around on the sidewalk at 45MPH as if it isn't literally just a motorcycle you can buy off Amazon. Nearly killed some broccoli hair light skin teenager who flew through a red light going the wrong way up the sidewalk just the other day.Ban them all and force people to ride real bikes if they want to get around.
35,488 = 35.488kDecimals and percentages are cool :]
>>222748755>ride on the sidewalk get arrested and towed>ride on the street get ran over and towedsquid btfothere's a thin line between /bikerekt/ and /indiarekt/, and neither are tolerated
I don't understand the other generals. They are strange and weird to me. It's like they're an alien culture. I don't like it.
>>222748793I don't mind them tbqh. I wish we all had e-bikes though
>>222748787Hot take, but I think psycho bitches are sexy. Imagine a girl being so passionate about your relationship that she literally just fucking kills you. God thats so romantic. Not into Latinas though.t.1/4 Mexican btw
business idea: move out to rural china and live a quiet life with a rural chinese wife
watching a documentary about Stalin
>>222748782didn't last long >>222748814
>>222748806Just ride a normal bike. It's cheaper, safer, and good exercise. Half the reason these ebikes are so popular is because people are too fucking lazy to actually pedal a bike.
>>222748823i'll save you some time.first, stalin is born.then, stalen dies.the end.
>>222748782woahi have never seen such incel a man
>>222748804Many are brainrot equivalents. /brit/ is genuinely a cesspit.
>>222748823He killed a lot of Jews.
>>222748823I know it's not a documentay but I watched The Death of Stalin a few months ago and it was pretty good.
>>222748811theyre creepy but im talking more about organized cults controlling your life and using you as a literal slave like in asia or africa, or even weird random serial killers or unhinged people who attack and kill you for funsies bitches are sexy yea but in real life you would have to lay a bitch down for trying some shit like trying to stab you and there is basically no good outcome to some shite like that
so tired
>>222748415Inbreeding: 1000
>>222748804/brit/ used to be goodwent really downhill after 2016, like most of the site. I think most really did just either an hero or found gfs.
>>222748804They're more for learning languages than for hanging out in and blogging like here
>>222748856inbreed THIS
Welp we're fucking donzoGG boys, go next.
>>222748881she could lose a few honestly
Parents are arguing again
>>222748881Would plap/10>>222748883>it's just getting gassy!
South African blacks are turning into chuds but this time against immigrant black Africans. They are trying to lynch each other based on tribal lines
>>222748909>South African blacks are turning into chudsBased, if Zulus didn't have such high rates of AIDS they'd be considered top-tier for Black women
>>222748909Wow they're just like Ameriblacks
Can’t stop farting
I'm a Jew.
Yeh my life is kinda going nowhere. Let's get this shit over with already
brainstorm some ideas of how to get money without working
So if American embassies are technically "US soil" then doesnt that mean preggo bitches can just hop a fence in their country and get their little bastard American citizenship?
>>222748967Only if they can get past the marines who will shoot on sight
>>222748967Be difficult not to get caught. Also they'd have to film it as evidence. Otherwise there would be no proof
CHENGZENG will be winging my food my way this afternoon :]
>>>/sp/156015977Thought this was funny
>>222748964Scamming old people seems the premier option on that front
>>222748992>I AM A SURGEON!>I AM A SURGEON!
The more I think about it the more I think I should accept the Canadian university offer. The career is far more stable and if I really don’t want to live in Canada when I finish I can use it to legally immigrate and get a guaranteed job in 90% of the world. Including here, but the pay here is like 2.5x worse starting than in Canada for the same work.
>>222748964Inheritance
>>222748992Say what you will about the Chinese they're efficient and hard working
Have you tried 7-OH yet
>>222749016They’re also big gamblers and they smoke like chimneys
>>222748883phwoarmay hefta embark on the pooingtonshire sharpish
>get sad, drink way too much>I'm never drinking again>get sad, drink too muchThe cycle never ends
Some cats have magics powers. Feline powers, to fuck with your mind.
>>222749016Chinks love working so much that they will go around and pick bottles out of bins to take to the recycling depot just to make less than minimum wage. Not even kidding, my Singaporean neighbour explained this to me recently. It's literally like the concept of the Protestant work ethic but on steroids.
Link... PROTECT THEM ALL
>>222749038Waitll you find out about the hangover glitch
>>222749038You should watch funny movies when sad, like Austin Powers. Dr. evil is one of the funniest characters of all time
