messi: exposed edition
imagine being this sexy
dinner with Saka or Lionel Messi exposing himself to you
>>222748775Never had a problem with macrophages me, lad, I've absolutely forgotten their biological function - I just remembered their kino name. Simple as.
>>222748784Can I just have a 5er instead?
>>222748760messy and exploded a faphouse production
clone margaret thatcher and a lesbian orgy ensues
pissi riggitini
>>2227488021audrey2audrey3audrey4audrey5audrey
the perfect woman
Hope somebody will stop France
>woman
>>222748802katie
Emma Watson is number 1 on my list and number 2 in my mouth.
>>222748846fuck off argie
Spilt wine all over the bed, waifuberg is gonna be seething, I can't even be arsed cleaned it up. Fuck sake.
>>222748840the UK should give argentina le las los las malvinas on the condition that they beat them
>>222748846Why did she do it? Seriously, lads, any ideas? She looks slightly unhinged there like.
>turn fan ontoo cold>turn fan offtoo hotffs
>>222748827ngl I used to be an Audreyposter many years ago. I think even now, it's certainly had an influence on the kind of women I go for
>>222748862Trump denied her greencard She was an ameriboo and spoke with an american ironybro cadence
>>222748862Why don't you and the Argie join her?
audrey hepatitis c burn
>>222748775atheists think this just happens
>>222748874Don't believe you. Although interestingly there was an article in my local paper about a pedo tranny who got done for being a pedo, and they noted that the pedo tranny (who probably stank of piss), spoke with an American accent despite never having left the country. Imagine being that much of shut in freak that you don't even speak in your local dialect and actually speak in a completely foreign one, absolutely insane. Death to America.
>>222748857i wouldnt mind us winning another world cup, but i think a nobody nation winning would be the funniest, like the US or morroco.>>222748876calm down unc, go rewatch the office for the 20th time to chill out.
>>222748876Because /int/ needs me, this general would literally die without my acerbic sense of wit and boyish charm. You'd kys not long after, careful what you wish for. I'm genuinely curious though, women don't usually actually KTS, they'll just pop 5 paracetamol and then phone an ambulance.
>>222748889what do you think? god created useless parasitic nanobots for some reason?
>>222748827good taste
>>222748895why are shitskins like this
>>222748916same reason God created you.
>>222748925Our most ancient ancestors considered everyone south of the Mediterranean to be a bastard people cursed by God himself. Funny how they don't teach that in schools anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W94STMl8IMMprobably the only queen song i like but it's a 10/10, mad how good film music used to be
Imagining all of the American chads out drinking Europeans visiting and us fucking all y’all girls lmao
>>222748775so viruses basically rape our cells?
>>222748954yet you're sat at home on 4chan being a shitskin virgin
>>222748947I'd personally execute 20 million argies to ensure the people of the Falklands are allowed to continue farming sheep, fish and the wind.
fell asleep in a tide pool and got barnacles on me arse
>>222748947you've heard of son gokunow meet son argentinas
>>222748972Falklands look comfy but I imagine it sucks to actually live there
>>222748972great post
I love Shropshire and Powys
>>222748894Freaks here do it with British accents. When im out and hear people speaking in one i assume its an oddball american rather than a brit until i see what they look like
>>222748988It's the only part of the UK that still has a GDP per capita higher than California (which was the norm 20-30 years ago), now we're poorer than Mississippi on average thanks to neo-liberalism and it's campaign of total British extinction.
>>222748895
>>222749003I’ve literally never heard this This isn’t a thing
>>222749017Would you move there?
>>222748948i try not to be a genuine actual racist but shitskins are just constantly doing weird shit that makes me think they are actually genetically inferior
>>222749003>>222749023I'm calling bullshit. The issue with story is that American hegemony is a hegemony of pedophilic billionaires that export their degenerate culture to green and merry lands like suburban UK. Is that retard really trying to imply that niggers in the US spend all day watching porridge, Alan partridge and conversing with tranny pedos from Grimsby? I highly doubt
Want to start smoking. Recommend me some brands or varieties or whatever?Reckon I'd look a right freak if I go to the ciggie counter and say "uhm idno what to get :0" and try to squint at the wall behind em
>>222749036Absolutely not.>>222749046Yeah, time to stop being an absolute minge before you (and people like you) doom us all, I'm afraid, lad. The truth hurts sometimes unfortunately.
>>222749064do you even know what minge means, no clue what you're babbling about
>>222748914i was thinking about this too, reading the tweets of this katie lass she seemed very male brained and had a very masculine way of speaking.>>222748874good theory.
>Chief Rabbi Sir Ephraim Mirvis has called for the “death to the IDF (Israel Defense Forces)” chant to be criminalised.>Sir Ephraim said: “As a society, we need to change our laws in order to not allow such a statement to be made ... this is about millions of people in the state of Israel, fellow Jews, call to kill them.”>Sir Ephraim added that he had previously felt there was “an outright atmosphere of demonising Jews emanating from the BBC”.
>>222749053freakish redditors used to 15 years ago
>>222749057american spirits, if you have them in the UK
Was thinking of making a post about browns but I don't want to get drawn into an argument at this time of night x
>>222749085Every IDF member is a terrorist and should be killed.
mi a pon blaze 'erb
Niggas don't be learning the lute or the harpsichord anymore :(Never see the hurdy gurdy in any pop anthems do you?
>>222749057I don't actually smoke anymore because the price are totally insane, lad, it's literally a retard tax on poors and smack heads at this point. Find yourself a duty free on a plane/ferry day trip.If you're absolutely convinced you want to be goy cattle tax paying animal who funds his own extinction by paying a 70% to the government for the enjoyment of smoking then either get -30g of sterling, a pack of rizla greens and a pack of extra slim filters (by far the best value, you'll get about 100 cigs for 25-30 quid)Or simply 20 lucky strikes (red) for 13 quid~Honestly though it's a mugs game, I just pinch cigs off my smoker friends when I've got an opportunity to now.
might take a jewish bird to court for threatening me lol
>>222749109currently reporting this to the police xx
not a fan of brown people tbqhwu
>>222749125Kill every cop too idgaf. What you gonna do huh?
>>222749073Yeah you, you're a minge who is scared of being called racist, your basically a dyke, lad.
>>222749109>>222749132you'll do nothing
>>222749133i mean racist in the historical sense, i dont care about being called racist for hating niggers or whatever
>>222748938bodied him
haaland, haaland
youll do everything
>>222749139this isnt funny btw
>>222749132great stuff, police will visit you in a few weeks i reckon, enjoy that mate xx
Obama's brother-in-law >staunch conservative>stood as a Tory MP in 2010>has a thing for black women, had three wives all black, Obama's sister was his second, current wife is Nigerian>Obama went to his stag night, a pub crawl in Berkshire
everything always happens
saw a brown man on the telly
>>222749141>Ooooh, I hate niggers, but I'm not a white supremacist, I pinky promise, Mohammed!Part of the problem, lad
>>222749154try it
yanks teased a big alien reveal a little while ago and didnt drop anything fuck them
>>222749160Bet you were absolutely seething
>>222749169they actually set up this site, it was basically empty for weeks/months and then they revealed it was all about illegal aliens lolaliens.gov
i will die for ukraine!
>>222749172I was howling
Innit mad that women as a group, have essentially destroyed our civilization, but if we're ever to wrestle ourselves back from the brink of extinction we're literally going to have to coddle and protect women, whilst convincing them we're actually the good guys. Biologically speaking it's absolutely insane, even more crazy when you consider that Judaism is a naturally matriarchal religion (the only one ever).
>Innit mad that women as a group, have essentially destroyed our civilization, but if we're ever to wrestle ourselves back from the brink of extinction we're literally going to have to coddle and protect women, whilst convincing them we're actually the good guys. Biologically speaking it's absolutely insane, even more crazy when you consider that Judaism is a naturally matriarchal religion (the only one ever).
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>>222749199when exactly did humans grow a trunk
>>222749192Judaism is literally THE patriarchal religion Holy incel mong
>>222749186>She stood there with her dead and soulless eyes, looking like a trophy fit for a king.Fuck sake lads
>>222749199Longer legs are an extremely attractive trait. What the fuck is that image?
>>222748985
>>222749211You can be only be a jew by way of birth actually, retardo
leftypols home
pineapple chimp bradley walsh nigga tower
had to go have a breath of fesh air just now, i was hyperventilating and my heart was going a hundred miles an hour.It happens sometimes when i get too lost in my own thoughts.
>>222749231You don't know anything
>>222749221klinefelters.do you have it
>>222749244
>>222749211>Judaism is literally THE patriarchal religionlol the overbearing domineering jewish mother thing is ancient at this point
Free use hole cum slut desperate for cock xxx
any milf man in
I met Bradley Walsh in an arcade in Skegness. He kept asking if I could get him any cocaine and got violent when I told him I couldn't, I tried to stand my ground but he absolutely battered me.
>>222749267you did nothing
>>222749258It's literally the religion of the patriarchs. You know nothing.
>>222749254I can overhead press 100kg for 3 reps. You tell me.
>>222749282you love nothing
>>222749274delusional
>>222749265more of an aging french cat lady man myself
this is what muslims literally believe
>>222749276don't know thats why im asking
Imagine tracking my IP and getting the location way off. Pathetic.
hate this "you ___ nothing" meme. i dont think anyone is laughing at it
there were jews who lived across the road from me growing up and the mother was so overbearing it was insane, her son wasnt even allowed to go like 2 streets down to the park when she was in
>>222749257
>>222749287you've never owned a cat or had pets of any sort
>>222749296Neither do I, that's why I'm asking. Looks like we're at a bit of a crossroads, doesn't it.
heatherfungus's special interestit's heatherfungus's special interestoverbearing jewish mothers
>>222749287go on post some then
>>222749306Jews are just way ahead of the times. That's what any responsible should be like in 2026.
>>222749311i reckon you have actually
>>222749323yeah except it wasnt 2026
>>222749283>>222749273>>222749249>>222749139>>222749274
Like this image but nobody has posted anything I can reply to with it in this thread Maybe tomorrow will work out better
>>222749324Must be why I'm freakishly strong with tiny testicles, ay?
>>222749322https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAwiCw7RAT0my wife
you'll jew nothing
(Serious Post)Why are non-Britons allowed to post in here?
>>222749335Your president literally cried when he visited Israel and said he wishes he were born a Jew
>>222749333>Way ahead of the timesYeah.....
>>222749347you wont do a thing
Women are hardwired to just support whatever the dominant political system is because they tend towards stabilityIn repressive Muslim countries, it's women who subject other women to shame and social pressure
>>222749357This isnt funny, fuck off
>>222749347>/international/Absolutely no clue, it's a massive mystery.
>>222749354ahead of the times would be like 2020 not the 90s
Rorke turning a blind eye to this one
Saw a lad get in a kerfuffle with Bradley Walsh in an arcade in Skegness
>>222749352
>>222749363You debunk yourself. The fact women repress other women proves there's women against the system.
(Serious Post)mmfgghdbvbnbgfgdhhg
>>222749347half these foreign flags are probably some mentally ill tramp on their VPN anywayi remember that spain cunt or some other tripfag freak would just constantly change IPs to different locations and reply to himself and act like people were agreeing with him
>>222749340you gay pal?
luh moshe do nothing xxmama overbearing xx
>>222749379obviously a generalisation doesn't apply to 100% of peoplepoint it women don't actually move the needle of culture, they follow men
>>222749265she has a dom type face like she'd want to dominate you
Women I will never be oneHawk tuah
>>222749363>Women were always the most fervent supporters of the state, the most zealous executors of its will.
>log on to the ol youtube for some CHEEKY youtube binge watching>first thing I see recommended to mewhat the bhenchod bastard bitchI don't watch this type of shite
I'm always doing mushy poos that take 1000 wipes to clean up
>>222749372You know of jewish excellence. They were well ahead of the game before your simple goyim brain had even began to comprehend it..that little Jew is probably a multi-millionaire now, what are you doing with yourself? Nothing? Thought so...
>>222749416not even hot anymore
reading about viruses on wikipedia these things are mental they are simplyMentaltruly pointless existences
>>222749417more likely he's some neurotic mess like most jews actually
>>222749389There's nothing gay about being physically capable of raping another man, yeah, crazy times, gotta be ready to defend myself.
We should ban Abrahamic religions
>>222749410youtube has some amount of accounts which just have straight up porn in their avatars, like full fannies, tits etc
>>222749401they'll always put "the state" (civilisation) above other women's safety too btwit's female judges that let migrant rapists get away with it
>>222749425And that will be serving him well in the multicultural hellhole his people helped to create, no doubt. Multigenerational games win multigenerational prizes.
>>222749436>"the state" (civilisation)the state is a repressive force that we'll abolish in order to save civilisation
>>222749448>And that will be serving him wellno probably notyou are so shit at this btw kill yourself
mouldie on a mad one
>>222749451sure to a man this makes sense, to a woman state = civilisation = caretaker
>>222749424>truly pointless existencesa bit like australian lives
the state is nothing more than the monopoly on legitimised violence
>>222749436>it's female judges that let migrant rapists get away with itWhilst I mostly agree, this is absolute bullshit in the UK male judges are just as bad if not worse. We do have a hegemony of masons ruling over our institutions though.
>>222749410my youtube recommendations are unhinged sometimes, i dont know how they ended up like this because i mostly use youtube to listen to music, but im not complaining.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjxyOa6DuAw"I Listened To MOMMY ASMR For 30 Days To Improve My Sleep Schedule"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3Uy86fidIk"IShowSpeed - Shake - Requested reaction by vietnam veteran"
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob a world
>>222749456Imagine seething this hard because some jew is living a better life than you. Absolutely pathetic little bitch.
>>222749480im just saying you're shit at baitingnow kill yourself
give a man a wank
the contrast between white and black is really hot thoughi say this as a white man who really likes black girlsnot into the cuck stuff
>>222749485>He said, whilst absolutely seething Sure thing, retardo. Kek
>>222749465don’t say this
masons are harmless
Give a man a cock and he can have a wank, but give a man a wank and well who knows what might happen
>>222749500lol you are actually raging
>>222749470yeah because men don't care about women's safety eithermy point is that women only pretend to care about other women, ideology will always come first for them
>>222749513>Kys, kys, you're seething Pathetic. You're hatred of Jews has consumed you.
>>222749510uncontrolled yoghurt?
>>222749479povvos love saying things like this then you ask what they actually mean and they have no idea
>>222749521>you'reso raging you can't even write lol
you cunts never have any interesting or original opinions on anything dull automatons repeating stuff you read off smarter people
>>222749530you'll do nothing
Give a man a digerydoo and he can play music for decades, turn a man into a digerydoo and can play music for millennia
Why is gay sex between consenting adults immoral again?
give a man a fish and he can feed his family. give a man a rod and he can feed his family also. give a man a lecture on the ethics on meat consumption and he can feed his family with a clear conscience
shakira shakira
>>222749527>Y-you can't even write said the seething incelAbsolutely done you, lad.
>>222749530not a thought but i've got a question that's been bothering me for a while. what really makes you, you?
poopy poopy poo! poo poo poo! poopy poop poopy! poo poop poo!
>>222749547cry
Give fish me give eat fish me eat fish give me eat fish give me you.
>>222749539The slow moral degradation that allowing such thing does to the wider community, and I'm not even joking. I never used to be believe this, but it's become abundantly clear over the past decade or so. People are cattle and need to be led by either the carrot or the stick, unfortunately.
soyteen meetup in ukraine, 2024
>>222749566what is that aphex twin flag
give a fish a man, and he'll eat for a whileteach and fish to man, and things might get a little weird
>>222749566should have been drone striked
>>222749558tptp
as moses said:catch a fish you eat for a dayfuck a fish you eat forever
>>222749565hmmm sounds to me like you're just a chud who spends too much time on the internet
>The TPTP (Thousands of Problems for Theorem Provers) problem library is a collection of test problems for Automated Theorem Proving (ATP) systemsfascinating
>>222749566their website posts CP they should all be arrested
watching pge stream in my bed #RealNigga
>>222749565what slow moral degradation
raping my arse with a fish
i should browse soyteen
>>222749583i mean gays are pretty vile on the internet that seems reasonable
>>222749599whatever roman statue avatar accounts on twitter tell him is wrong with the world this week
>>222749583I used to work for an alcoholic gay couple (one had children), and eventually died due to his degenerate life style, so no, speaking from observable experience. I still think they should've gave Alan Turing a break, but besides that absolutely not.
christopher hitchens said be a swashbuckling suave intellectual with a love for the truth and humanity and your inferior brother will hate you and live in your shadow even after your death
>>222749610Not my experience of them at all
where do these fucking fruit flies come from i never have a window or door open
>>222749625doubt it>themwhy play pretend poofter
>>222749616>he died from being gay!!!ohmdz rorkesheed, that's not how it works
>>222749614>He thinks a man of my conviction would ever sign up to social media You could only dream to operate on my moral level, you little runt.
how do i get ummax to stop stealing my identity
>>222749636morality isn't objective, let that blow your tiny mind
>>222749635>ohmdz rorkesheed, that's not how it worksLiteral faggot post. Kek.
>>222749645something only amoral people say btw
morality isn't objective or subjective, it's simply not real, there are no moral particles or waves that can be experienced
>>222749637nothing, you will do
>>222749645>Said the faggot Of course not, as long as no knows, right, anon? Kys.
look at this whore
>>222749656I too remember being 15
*nasally gimp voice*morality isn't objective or subjective, it's simply not real, there are no moral particles or waves that can be experienced
>>222749616>observable experiencean anecdote
>>222749653>>222749660chuddies are seething
exspacktro petronal
>>222749656>He said, as he cheered on the gays getting married who subsequently vote to import the nigger who will eventually murder himAbsolutely, you're so smart, anon. Good goy.
>>222749671you're actually seething
>>222749665>>222749667seethe about it, your feelings aren't facts
>>222749671> No rebuttal The noose awaits, anon
my whole life is just fucked, i cant function normally, i cant control my emotions, i feel like im burning inside.
>>222749683cry
>>222749680you're actually crying because white people don't triggered about gays like you do
>>222749674interesting fantasy you've constructed to get angry about>>222749694cheer up lad your makeup is running
>>222749692ok
>>222749683But yours are, supposedly? Grow up
>>222749695you're actually so mad wow, im shocked
>>222749691keep sobbing
>>222749702cry
>>222749702Observable reality regarding the slow degradation of social moral values, funnily enough, by observing people just like you. It's either the carrot or the stick, but you're too much of an base animal for the carrot, unfortunately.
>>222749708You have to be 2nd generation Pakistani. Nobody else in this country has a meltdown about gay people.
>>222749705nope, there is simply no evidence for morals being anything more than baseless assertions, you can feel like there must be as much as you want but you're not going from is to ought
>>222749710>Incapable of forming an argument I thought so. Sad.
>>222749725you are so fucking angry lmfao
>>222749683edgy little freak child
>Observable reality regarding the slow degradation of social moral values, funnily enough, by observing people just like you. It's either the carrot or the stick, but you're too much of an base animal for the carrot, unfortunately.
>>222749725immigration makes britain brilliant mate.
>>222749718get a tissue>>222749720wow two anecdotes now
>>222749742
you're from the sainsburys arent you?
btw literally all of those posts were me
>>222749742ktim
>>222749734there's nothing edgy about it lol why would you think that
>>222749726The stick awaits, anon, either by someone like me, or by someone who'd throw you off a building/behead you for such heresy. You can throw around your jewish make believe all you like, but eventually someone will force their morality upon you whether you like it or not, it's a doggy dog world after all.
>>222749729>>222749732Condemn the Quran
>>222749740>>222749746>Zero arguments again It's hard being so much more intelligent and capable of expressing myself than my peers sometimes, lads.
>>222749758morality is your make believe not mine you silly sausage
>>222749770you are STILL seething? i moved on 5 minutes ago
>>222749756little gimp devoid of any empathy, you probably read stirner once and now think you're clever lmao
>>222749247leftypol be like "those dots in the night sky scare me"
>>222749770See>>222749758Fuck the Quran. You need people like me to save you from it, but you're not ready for that. You're quite literally too sheltered to be able to accept reality for what it is.
>>222749779You won't condemn the Quran yet you've spent this thread seething about homosexuals, something I've never seen a white person do. Curious.
bababababa
>>222749792god im starting to feel sorry for you, why are you still mad haha
>>222749781what's morality got to do with empathy? I have plenty of empathy, I don't need some invented rule to be nice, I like to be nice :) I recognise you as a person not an obligation some system of rules tells me I must meet
>>222749504I met one recently and he was an unemployed fruit. And people think they rule the world?
>>222749776>Literally incapable of understanding what he just read The stick it is then. Enjoy paying the jizya at best (most likely being beheaded or enslaved in reality) kek
>>222749801you definitely aren't as nice as you think you are
>>222749803you'll do nothing
argentina do the macarena argentina do the macarena argentina do the macarena argentina do the macarena argentina do the macarena argentina do the macarena argentina do the macarena argentina do the macarena argentina do the macarena argentina do the macarena argentina do the macarena argentina do the macarena argentina do the macarena argentina do the macarena argentina do the macarena
>>222749799Whatever you think Mohammad rode a flying donkey up to the moon o algo my man your opinions are worthless
>>222749809I know, I'm far nicer, hope you've taken the lesson though, morality and empathy are different, we don't need to pretend oughts exist to enjoy the enjoyment of others
>>222749819>o algoso furious he starts speaking in tongues hahaha
>>222749801>'Reverts' to islam to appease the dominant social structure and continue being an 'empathetic' member of society>:)Absolutely pathetic. You really don't understand the world you live in, you sheltered retard.
>>222749813I'm doing something, actually
>>222748760How am I supposed to jerk off today
just came back, still arguing about immigration?
>>222749823>'Reverts' to islamwhat are you talking about>>222749828hope it goes well
2 am /brit/ - where homosexuals and pakistanis fight it out!
>>222749836nope we're all seething about nothing now
If none of you craft an argument in the next couple of minutes that isn't >Gays are amazing >Muslims are bad Only one of which is true then I'm going to sleep. Seriously though, it's the carrot or the stick, choose the carrot whilst you still have the chance, because no one likes to stick (that disconnects their head from their torso)
The missus
>>222749857don't think anybody said gays are amazing
>>222749845About you not understanding the world you live in, I literally said in the comment. "Morality is subjective", will only lead to someone who believes it is objective forcing it upon you, the world is a brutal place but you clearly never learned that in Cheltnam, you naive nob.
>>222749857you're choking your stick and you've got a carrot up your arse we get it
Photoshopped GF into Princess Diana photo
gays are amazing
>>222749878Not an argument, and being a sassy little bitch won't save you either.
muslims are amazing
>>222749875I don't believe morality is subjective, I said it doesn't exist, you moralists are already at all times trying to force your morality on other people, there is no change, nothing ever happens
>>222749879Not an argument, and being a sassy little bitch won't save you either.
amazingly gay muslims are bad
NEW>>222749888>>222749888
>>222749902AI slop
not posting in that shitskins thread someone else make a new pretty pls
>>222749892There's an extremely dogmatic religion with well over a billion follower that would've behead you in disagreement, I'm afraid. Objective morality is a very real thing, anon, the sooner you start believing in it the better. Save your soul, if you don't, then they will. We're all sliding down the slippery slope of (((your))) bullshit and it has to stop if we're to have a place in the future, I'm afraid.
>>222749931show me where the objective morality exists or why belief in it is any stronger than normal human self preservation and not wanting your head cut offabout the only thing that could get me to agree to having my head cut off is belief in some objective moralitywhat happens when your moral belief is that you must be kind to the stranger and immigrant?I'd rather just say no thanks I don't want your sharia law shit here
>>222749960>Gets beheaded Well done, anon, your bloodline ends with you. Doggy dog world.
>>222749969haven't though have I, another fantasy of yours
where's the new
if only I believed in this guy's morality then his greatest enemy would surely not behead me
>>222749976Yeah, because the futures looking extremely bright isn't it, anon. You need people like me unfortunately.>>222749984Make your own, I don't care, what I'm stating is a simple fact or reality. Until then you need people like me, I'm the bad guy though apparently.
>>222750000people like you will do nothing, inventing a list of oughts and ought nots will not stop a bullet or a knife>b-b-but you can't do that... it's WRONGslave morality
