built different edition
When a woman isn't glued to her phone, you know she's high quality. They're usually not the best lookers but you know they're not going to be insufferable like most modern women.
>>222754803I have read a kindle at the airport too #builtdifferent
She's so BBC-coded
>>222754893She really isnt
>>222754893Wrong.
the new
>>222754803BUILT
imainge having a "toilfu" who doesn't support england football teammean she's either foreign or a massive leftie
Rorke mate...https://files.catbox.moe/afcpyr.mp4
>>222754803I read too. I don't see anyone making a fuss about me
>he thinks she isn't a roastieBless him
Breakfast luuuush with aijvar
>>222756432yeah if she's foreign she will be much fitter than a local. british genes only create fat evil ugly munters with asymmetrical and recessed faces along with pale sallow skin that wrinkles easily
Plumber is 1 hour late
>>222756469lmao now it comes out so you're not englishyou're an immigrant too
>>222756469Some proper fit birds though
sir heather fungus
>>222756473the fact that you just assume anyone who is realistic about our people is foreign is exactly the sort of mindset that has caused our decline.
I genuinely think I'm getting better looking with age. I don't know if it's just because I'm fat now so it covers up my very angular sharp features or whether I'm just aging like a fine wine or a nice block of hard cheese, but it's definitely happening and you can't convince me otherwise.
>>222756466You have that there?I have 3-4 aijvar recipes from my grandma rest her soul
>>222756490based handsome man
Barack Obama coming to Ireland be like "Ich bin ein Dubliner"
>>222756487fact that you think the problem with english culture is needing more foreigners is why this country is actually fucked lmao
2 hours until my walk
been at toil 4 hours, done fuck all
>>222756516kek this is me (ktim)
>>222756491Lucky man. You are so keen with cooking. I am a lazy dirty bastard. If I wasn't this cute no woman would be with me longer than an evening.
>>2227565053 hours for me
going shop for crisps, you want anything?
>>222756504the die is cast. so what is the use in fighting it. what is it about us that is truly worth saving? once we are gone and the dust has settled it will be clear to all.
im turning into a clock
Neil the seal is back causing trouble in Tasmania. Love that big fat lad.
>>222756516Nice. Being a literal retard any toil that I can partake is exhausting back breaking work where you're constantly busy and the time fucking drags because you're constantly thinking about when your next break is.
>>222756541vimto and some chewing gum
>>222756540I miscalculated. Also 3 hours for me
why don't you have a job
>>222756541Cornetto, beef taco flavoured Doritos and a 3ltr bottle of scrumpy jacks, please la, dole day next Wednesday so I'll pay you back then x
>>222756541prawn cocktail quavers
>>222754803I like actually owning my books
>>222756541Some zipties and big cartoon mallet
>>222756546Fighting what? Don't fall for his verbal schemes. Digitalisation of our wages, proliferation of GMOs and drug foods soon, militarisation of our societies, 21st century fascism in short...those are the shit we are facing here and now.
might but i might not
the bames have left him in the sun again
>>222756581Better way to read too.
>>222756602not looking good lads
>>222756546i will not go down with a fightnot letting you foreigners take overfuck offenglish culture is the best
>>222756573I keep applying and getting rejected. If I get a job and there is a single BAME there, I just 'pop to the loo', and then leave and never go back. Life's tough
>>222756602they're gonna have to come off im afraid
>>222756537I save her cooking notebooks after she died, half of went to my aunt and the other half I took. >If I wasn't this cute no woman would be with me longer than an evening.lelI had to learn how to cook when I started leaving alone, also I hate spending money on delivery. Also I was never lucky enough to be with a woman who can cook well enough to my liking, I was the one doing most of the cooking by choice.
everyone hates me even though im not that bad
>>222756602
>>222756631wonder why that is
>>222756631hitler thought he wasn't that bad
yer cun fokken smell it
Tim will die before SeasideMARK How did we let this happen?
>>222756631You are worse
have done nothing but actually work since 7am
drinking a jungle potion from the corner shop and convulsing as I morph into a mosquito before flying into tim's carehome and fitting a signet ring on all of his swollen toes
just got kicked out of asda for activating my bankai in the fruit and veg
Duff beer for me duff beer for you I'll have a duff you have one too
I genuinely can't believe that zip tie on the guys pecker, it's literally pure evil. I'm even more surprised he hasn't been in the news for a murder-suicide at this point too. I know this would never happen to me because anyone who knows me knows I'd literally climb through window at night and murder them if they murdered my willard, you need to set boundaries with people.
>>222756685me in the “operator labourer” column
>>222756685now correlate with race and you'll see that it's mostly because those high test jobs and unemployed are blacked
>>222756700ok
>>222756650I think you can get it from sitting all the time, he probably has bedsores too.
>>222756700Reckon he's still in hospital. Wouldn't be surprised if he does get some revenge down the line his life is just over.
Are you lot sick of my shit yet?
>>222756685Probably because blue collars don't experience much stress>y-yes we do we do r-real work!!Nah it's a piece of piss
>>222756700whats the story i dont want the video just the story
>>222756740me when im on swan street and i hit the dab on swan street
>>222756700I'd probably blow up their house if they did that to me
wow, these paki nonces are out of control
Another horrible experience during the World Cup in the USAfter the match I went to a restaurant in BostonI know about the tipping culture in the US, so I was prepared to leave a generous 3%To my shock, the bill arrived with 22% already added"What is this?" I called the waiter over"Oh, we include the tip in the bill, so it is easier to pay""Please remove it. Tipping is not mandatory and legally I am only required to pay for my meal""This is not how it works here, buddy... The tip is included" he said arrogantlyI looked around. The entire staff was African-American and staring at meAt this moment I was afraid it could get ugly, and that I might even get shot, so I paid and leftOn the bus back to the hotel I immediately contacted my German bank to start a chargeback processAmerica really is a 3rd world country
>>222756685Farmers stressing their head out about things they can't even control
not reading any of that
>>222756770Mad how anyone the government doesn't like has a hardrive full of cp
>>222756700People do things and dont think through the consequences. Who would have thunk it
farmers testosterone levels plumetting once the realise big andy burnham is going to have them cowering in their self dug execution pits
>>222756463He's from the UK but uses American lingo he learned onlinePity him
eating a big bag of crisps
>>222756754>Stag doo>Guy falls asleep (presumably)>"Mates" stick zip tie around the base of his willard>Necrosis kicks in and the Willard has to be amputated >Wife leaves him >Dickless freak forever with no hope of ever finding love or having children Literally execute all the peoples Willards who were involved I say. Willard for a Willard, absolute scum. It baffles how me no one decided it was fucking retarded and put a stop to it, NPCs will kill all us eventually.
Rorke fears multi-ethnic cooperation
>>222756775Could almost be funny and believable
thats me finished the tins and onto the bokkles now
>>222756822
>>222756775then everyone clapped and started singing God Save the Queen
Have you ever heard anything English person refer to a little shop as a "store"? You'll never cringe so hard. You might even have an orgasm
>>222756835
>>222756820wtf his "mates" castrated himand then post it on the internetwtf wtf this wedding is overwas it the groom as well?
howling
>>222756816Roastie is the single funniest euphemism 4chan ever came up with. I think it's so funny because it's literally just a name for a humble roasted potato, but also used by seething incels to try and dehumanize women. If it was just the roast beef meme, it wouldn't be nearly as funny.
>>222756628>by choiceKind of a virtue, honestly. I cook, but I do it as a chore. When I cook people like it. I guess I do cooking like I do fucking lol
>>222756853Rorke love his billionaire class propaganda
>>222756491Bulgaria has food that tastes nice?
>>222756854Yeah, the groom, absolutely pure evil. If you think this country will ever turn itself around, remember that these are the types you're relying on and it's literally completely over.
ha! heh heh
>>222756866I don't remember getting a gf
>>222756867To be honest it was more than likely stolen from elsewhere, 4chan rarely ever creates anything. Also>dehumanizeFOY
>>222756881I can smell the cum and piss from here, have a shower, you disgusting freak.
>>222756896Boomers are a plague upon our society
>>222756881Billionaires famously against woke and diversity
hey guys any good forced memes happening
>>222756685>Unemployed
>>222756889cant believe they'd upload it afterwardshow can you be so stupidany news stories on this do we know how the guy is doing? who took him to the hospital
>>222756918ohmydayzzzzzz
>>222756901I was going to "denigrate", but I don't actually know what it means and couldn't be arsed looking up the definition. Would they have been better?
>>222756896Zoomers in tatters
imagine being paid to draw cartoons and just drawing one and then exclaiming OWNAGE before submitting it and going back to bed
>>222756931No clue. I've not even bothered googling it, just passing on what I've gathered from what's been posted here.
>>222756940why has she got her top off
>>222756957cheeky Jewish lad scoring a goal
>>222756896Needs a "fucking crackers" bubble out of the black bints mouths while she's eating a crab leg.
>>222756718Yep, the heart is not pumping enough blood to his feet. >>222756740don't mind if I do >>222756880For me it's not a chore, I quite like it and I'm a bit of a dick when things are not done well so I'd rather do it myself. >>222756882Yes
>>222756881
>>222756952fucvk sakeyeah i dont wana look into it properly it's too grim>>222756958least blind porn addict
>>222756976Bit too raunchy this
>>222756987it's called X now
had a lucid dream last night and decided to try the cliche of flying instead of the tried and true rape rampage. Found that once I got up in the air the world sorted of faded to grey, but if I just walked everything was clear and normal. decided that since I don't normally fly irl my brain isn't very good at generating that sort of imagery reliably which is interesting. then I set about going on a rape rampage but got wrapped back up in dream logic and forgot about it
>>222756913>>222756916The billionaire class wants you to think that wanting to "save the planet" (reduce greenhouse gas emissions) is a radical and stupid positionIn reality it is common sense - the world will get hotter and harder to live in if climate change continuesBillionaires want you to keep buying fossil fuels from them, and they want to distract you with a variety of culture war propaganda, because then you won't think about taxing the rich
>>222756973That's a shock of a life time. I need to look this dish up
>>222756987sexy little bitch
>>222755329yh...
>>222756998fucking um
if leftypol wanted people to agree with him, he should stop promoting faggotry and open borders
Every billionaire in the world supports LeftypolEvery trillionaire in the world supports RorkeSimple as
England are going to lose against Mexico and it's going to be glorious
>one chance at life>born into a developing totalitarian digital panopticon regime where the White race is dyingCool
>>222756995screaming this is what leftypol actually "believes" he also thinks lockdowns and covid vaccines were "for your own good" and bill gates is single handely saving africa (well along with the EU lmao)
>>222756982Yeah, it's totally grim. Being as empathetic as I am, I literally cannot even begin to fathom the levels of despair and anguish that guy must be feeling. Probably a turbo NPC himself (getting married in 2026), but still, poor guy..
>>222757009no. well maybe
right ok so
*leaps into the thread*
>>222756997It's not a dish, it's kind of a spread made from tomatoes and aubergines and peppers. It's a Balkan thing, not strictly Bulgarian.
Pint of milk consumed
>>222756995Broken record you, lad, now get against the wall.
Just unraveled like knitwear
currently shirtless in the grounds at wimbledon waiting to see how long it takes for a stewart to tell me to get dressed
oven pizza and chips for tea tonight. the England way x
>>222757053absolute retards, that's not even faustian, it's plain stupid
>>222756995UK cuts emissions and people live "greener" its the 3rd worlders
Literally EVERYTHING is completely FUCKED>Internet Censorship >Digital ID>Age Verification>Mass immigration >Enshittification of software>Housing unaffordable>Endless inflation>Digital panopticon being builtWhy the hell were we even born into this time? I genuinely have absolutely no hope for the future. This is quite literally hell. If the ruling class succeeds in building their slave system, there will be no escape.
>>222757069who's Stewart, your boyfriend?
they don't ask you to turn off electrical devices in planes these boomer comics are based on a willful lie and that's wrong
>>222756995Mass deportations to save the climate. Every migrant arriving in Europe multiplies their carbon footprint by a factor of ten.
leftypol generously cooling rorke down with an icy beverage
>>222756754
So boomer comics are basically all some variation of>wife is ugly>marriage is bad>boobs>woke liberals snowflakes
>>222757119you are GAY and FAGGOT
>>222757123done him
>>222757009Obsessed
>>222757119sometimes its about not understanding technology
>>222757119going to make my own one brb
>>222757091Buy a farm somewhere and live out your own life.
Been doing this thing where if I get an ad for something I do a mental note never to buy it cause it annoyed me.
>>222757113
don't have the energy to deal with the snake that just crawled into my room
>>222757115Oh ok so it’s completely made up then
>>222757132
>>222757119Lots of sexual inuendos too, often referring to gay stuff
iWank Pro Max
>>222757144No you haven’t. Be quiet.
>>222757165Name 1 thing I have bought from an ad
now the light fades outand I wonder what I'm doing in a place like /brit/
>>222757145Classic leftypol phenotype
>>222757145wtf he doing in Barnsley?
it appears that all of you are rattled.
>decide to marry an unattractive woman with a low libido>spend the rest of the marriage complaining that your wife is unattractive with a low libido
>>222757145shame it didnt get him in the face
>Yeah they just gave me this £5m as a gift, just because I’m so cool and great. No strings attached. I’m going to use it on my security because someone threw a milkshake at me five years ago. Or buy a house or whatever. Rorke:>Yep, can’t argue with that.
>>222757196imagine being this stupidthe boomer is trying to warn younger males that ALL women turn into ugly hags past 30
Yeah that's what I thought...
>>222757145Is this farage?
We at /brit/ should all get walkie-talkies so we can communicate at all times
>>222757196My wife had a very high libido before we got married. Literally used to wake me up in the middle of the night to shag sometimes or send me videos of her fingering herself throughout the day. Now we do it maybe once every two weeks if I’m lucky.
having a wank at Spoons before the bouncers arrive
>>222757217Just post mine to 10 Downing Street, please, lad. Over.
>>222756923Hell yeah
>>222757226what causes this and how do I avoid it
Humphrey Smith of Sam Smiths pubs has died
>>222757217
took many weeks drawing this very good boomer comic. please be nice :)
>>22275723310-4 good buddy, over
need to inhale ruby's arse fumes
>>222757217>breaker breaker one niner
>>222757242kneeling down and shedding a few tears
>>222757055Looks tasty, I'd love to get some. I could bet any money every jar comes saturated in sunflower or rapeseed oil though. This world is messed up
>>222757217>*Doing a poo. Over.*
*chhhkk*doing a poo, over*chhhkk*
>>222757245why she kind of a baddie tho?
can't believe Sam Smith has died wtf, over and out
til death do us shart
>>222757217kssh come in rorke this is leftypol rorke come in over ksshkssh get a clue rorke over kssh
>>222757226What made you getting married in today's day and age, lad? I find it baffling that people still do it. You don't go to church, neither does your wife, you don't even believe in God and probably don't even consider yourself Christian, and neither does you wife, so why did you spend thousands on purely performative ceremony? Seems NPC coded to me, or at least worm with zero conviction beyond just doing what the waifu says coded.
>>222756994>instead of the tried and true rape rampageFTRETIMNG
>>222757251Pint of Taddy set to soar to over £2
>>222757263fr
This is what Rorke supportsRorke is happy to suck the cocks of rich people because he falsely believes that will result in him being rich
free yourself from 4chans samsara
>>222756995>taxing the richWe are kind of past that point...
Right is this gay I just saw a video of a woman sucking her boyfriend off then she spits the cum into his arse and uses his own cum as lube to peg him There's only a bloke and his girlfriend so I don't know
>>222757253>I could bet any money every jar comes saturated in sunfloweryep, in my grandmas recipe it wasn't that much but that means you have to eat it quickly after opening the jar
going out to the woods to nab some grey squirrels for din dins
You just know Ruby’s had a pulsating, oiled up mandigo stretching her out
>>222757054DRAMNGTING
>>222757294getting pegged is literally the straightest thing a man could do
DTFIG
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>222757280That's the google co-founder, not your fictitious wetherspoons pot washer who doesn't like being ethnically cleansed, I'm afraid leftypol.
>>222757091>Mass immigrationDon't think I didn't notice you sneaking that in there
my tummy hurts
>>222757272Just an opportunity to celebrate our love in front of all our friends and family isn’t it? Also CGT benefits and my death in service benefit at work would give her a big payout if I ever die.
>>222757294that's pretty gay Rubber Duck, over
leftypol switching from his culture war to class war
>>222757300Squirrels seem really calm around me, If I stare directly at them they freeze and I can get almost withing arms reach of the fuckers, it's like they want me to eat them. Reckon I'll be fine during the apocalypse. Birds too, to be fair.
Leaving work early so I can be home in time for the England game.
>>222757307shut the fuck up faggot
Would love it if Ruby was viciously pounded by a mandigo til he cums in her and I just have to suck his load out of her swollen fanny
>>222757331
>>222757327The CGT break is probably more than offset by what you spent and you can literally just put her name on the death in service form anyway. I really don't get it, but fair enough, I guess, happy wifeberg, happy lifeberg I suppose.
rorke thinking he can survive a nuclear holocaust by befriending squirrels
you've been putting up with my shit just way too long
>>222757351would love to raise her half caste babies with her
With your family, be Homer Simpson.With your friends, be Tony Soprano.With a lady, be Dr Frasier Crane.
I am Fares I am full German R1b Noble.
>>222757226Is she still fit?
>>222757241Being in a relationship for more than a year or two
>>222757365I don’t regret it. Have a lot of great memories of that week and our honeymoon and that makes it worth it, same as how paying for a holiday is kind of a “waste” in pure financial terms. Also two of our friends hooked up at our wedding and are still together now so that’s nice.
>Thinks My ancestral memory says otherwise, generations of ancestors nourished by squirrels and small birds, I reckon.
>>222757341Good lad Ian
ok I'm gonna try and become a night shift security guard now that it was mentioned here and maybe I will earn a bazillion pounds (I won't share any of it with you lads though)
Morning team
stroked a catberg on my lunchtime walk
>>222757419enjoy gaybies
>>222757413Afternoon pal
>>222757142>gets killed by a Hunter Killer Drone
>>222757307GET PEGGEDThe Straightest a man can geeet...
>>222757412what about your serkaydean rithym
>>222757412I've looked for jobs like this but they're non existent here. It would be super comfy, just shit posting and wanking in my little security hut as the local smack heads strips all the wiring out of the new builds that were going to go 3rd world colonizers anyway. Bosh.
might spend me first pip payment on a brass
>>222757108>multiplies their carbon footprint by a factor of tentrvke
>>222757397That's nice, I guess. I'm sure you'll remember it all fondly as you burn in the eternal fires of hell for taking the lords name in vain too.
isnt serkaydean a bloke in system of a down
I wish someone would post the pasta about the geezer who goes with his family to the race riot and has his children play in the playground nearby
>>222757115Warhammer!
>>222757196kek literally me?>>222757226lucky bastard, well, was
>I'm sure you'll remember it all fondly as you burn in the eternal fires of hell for taking the lords name in vain too.
>>222757471CHOETLEORTERING
>>222757115>Suing his mates Absolutely pathetic. You just know he was some little neutered office cuck who would never consider getting actual revenge against the people who ruined his life.
Sir Cadian Rythm
>>222757496Is your gf unattractive and with low libido?
high quality post inbound
>>222757520Sir French Faggot who will never be mediterranean
>>222757518Well has he got the balls for it? (Or just his cock thats gone)
got a feeling this upcoming poo will be painfulyou can tell a brick shit is coming
>>222757499Thanks for providing your artistic representation of said fires, lad.
>>222757449that's how the economy works
had four wanks and two poos today already
>>222757548Snipers dream that
>>222757533Brutal. I don't even know how it would work, you'd think they were all connected, but maybe not. I've never had to amputate someones necrosised cock before, personally.
>>222757552that's a lot of poo
>>222757314Ah yes, the infamous ethnic cleansing of the british people.Ironically, it was the germanics (anglo-saxons, normans/vikings) who wiped out the Celts in western europe.
not bored of that willy yet then no
>>222757548HOWLING (at the moon)
5 hours of toil, 0 toiling done
>what about what happened 18 centuries ago though?!?!Why are they like this?
I'm going home at 3, fuck this
Why isn't anybody replying to my questions? WHY?
from watching clarkson's farm i learned that they castrate male goats by rubber banding their nuts soon after they are born
You're an unibummer
>>222757590That's exactly the same thing they did to your foreskin too. Nuts.
>watching clarkson's farmWhat boring bastard does this? Couldn't be me.
>>222757563Yeah something that happened over a thousand years ago is much more relevant than the massive demographic shift we've seen in the last 10 to 20years
watching gay sex porn
>>222757620who's winning
got to talk one on one with the fit co-worker now
Yeezy reupholstered my pussy
mad how cheap the big shop is without booze. makes up about 30% of my order normally
mental how I'm a rorkish looking freak and when I look back at photos from my early birthday parties I was a rorkish looking freak at 8 years old too and all my mates who are good looking chads now were good looking chads then tooit really is just decided at birth whether you're going to get to live a proper life or not
wish I had a brick of hash and a gin and tonic
>>222757600surebut your cheese dick still hasn't been in a vagina and never will be
>>222757610People who work that want low effort tv
smoking opium in my turban and smoking jacket
>>222757610did you know that the irish were the niggers of the 1800s
>>222757656mad how much a week withouyt me going out costs 200+ quid less than if i go out cos of the drinks and the ubers (and a bit of food)
you can call the police by dialling 911 in the ukmight start doing this
>>222757272Different anon but it's because she wanted to. I suggested just having a party or a "wedding" since I don't see any reason to get the church or government involved in my relationships but women want it so if you want to keep access to their pussy you just do it
>>222757707it's true and the person answering has an american accent to help them understand
wife said she can peg me tonight if England win
>>222757718and if Dr Congo wins?
in america they respond with>911 what's your emergency?but here it's>ambulance or police?always throws me off, i'm like umm i'm not sure think it would be useful to have both, i just got battered by some youths
>>222757727i have to have regular vagina sex with her :(
>>222756740Party time: A woman poses in Swan Street in Leeds last night as she and another friend - both wearing dresses and trainers - enjoy their Valentine's night out
Just love black people so much lads
>>222757615It definitely happened though in contrast to the propagandistic jingoisms you are spouting
>>222757732LAUGHING
>>222754800>>222754800
the new>>222757765>>222757765>>222757765
>>222757707This was the case when I was a kid. We used to prank call 911 all the time and it was always the American police, they changed it when I was like 10 or so.
>>222757713My birds know we aren't getting married unless she suddenly and genuinely starts to become an active Christian. I'm basically a top tier male though so she ultimately respects whatever I decide.
>>222757732>Thanks for calling the emergency services. Our calls are monitored for training purposes. After this call you will receive a short survey. If you wish to skip this survey please press the hash key now.>Please select from the following options. For mountain rescue, press 1. For lifeguard press 2. For the fire service press 3. For the police service press 4. For the ambulance service press 5. If you have died during this phone call please hang up.
>>222757748Census data alone shows youre wrong
>>222757134update? x
>>222758256its somewhere in this thread in shitty ms paint
>>222757677Low effort TV is Simpsons. Watching that wet day of a man is beyond mindless. Go and watch reality TV before that even
