cans edish
This is the one I think lads. Not a foid in sight. Bliss
Nice and respectful edition. Not abusing the memory of the dead, of suicide victims, of an innocent family.
the fact of the matter is my cock is just too big for most women
>>222759637Same problem
Lads we're in here>>222759434>>222759434
>>222759602glad to see there's no mental illness in this edish
hiyas
paging doctor congo we need a crash cart in here pushing 999 ccs of epinephrine
Was on the big cans last 2 days and have toil tomorrow... I shouldn't
is this the one?
ffmpreg
just published my autobiography it's called 'Everything's Shit'
>>222759500whats your opinion on cans coming glued together now that you have to twist and snap off?
>>222761789dont have one
>>222761777I won't be reading it
>>222761789Woke nonsense
>>222761789i don't know what you're on about
>>222761789preferable to the shitty cardboard thing but not as good as the plastic rings
nth for the baddiedem
>>222761828coorrr
>>222761815get a glue gun and put blobs of glue on the cans and stick them togetherit interferes with your grip on the can so you have to pick it off, which is kind of satisfying to be fair
It's time
which team is the homo sapiens?
still think brazil is winning the world cup
I call my penis the glue gun
leftypol seething his nut off
my only regret is that I have boneitis
doing a poo in the woods and then using my lighter to set it on fire
>>222761885oh grow up
farageberg on the ropes
>>222761880lmaoMessi will take it.
>>222761925why are people surprised that the rich public school tarq has turned out to be a rich public school tarq
mad how my hair looks good for maybe a week after its cut then it goes back to looking absolutely SHIT hate my straight fine chinky hair
oh no the man owned the house
>>222761925I see the media have still not learned anything from the Donald Trump saga then. This just feeds into his victimhood narrative and motivates his base to turn out.
Football
good to see two teams of africans being represented on the world stage
so glad i never got into politicsrorke and leftypol spending all day getting their cortisol levels up by arguing with each other like bitter incels
>>222761925partner? is he gay?
should decide this match by a bbc comparing competition instead of penalties if it goes past extra time
>>222761967would be nice to see a non-african team too!
>>222761953farageberg doesn't have a cultish fanbase like trumpstein
>>222761967BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAgets funnier every time I see it
Any murderer man in
>>222761920
all the european teams have africans squadsand all the african teams have european managers mental
CAM ON
Can't imagine what sort of incel makes jokes on 4chan about the England team being "full of Africans"
The Doctor will see you now
DRC team doesn't look very diverseNot even in a rorke joke wayFor a country that large I'd expect different ethnic groupsThey all look the same
Was going to have the game on in the background but the signal has decided to shit itself due to the rain. Netflix it is then.
and which one is the african team?
Yo, Ian. Reach me out.
>>222762040Not really a joke is it
Guy Mowbray, pork pie heir
fucking hate toil so fucking much
can't tell which team is dr congo
Dr. Congo is the one with the purple shirt. The ones with the blue shirt are his adds.
Service.
Frankly outrageous that I'm only getting out of work now
surreptitiously googles number of ethnic groups in drc
>>222762090Congo is the team with the 3 white guys
Gta v.
I can't help but feel I may be partly responsible for the decline of /brit/
Anyone on the booze?
>>222762090don't watch football so i don't if the england team is really like that or if you're trollingi suspect this is a troll
doctor congo is a cool name you gotta admit
>>222762126dry July, babe
chaos over on /sp/
>>222762090Wan-Bissaka? I barely knew 'er!
>>222762090Wahey good one rorke haven't heard that one before
>>222762090commentator keeps mixing rashford and madueke up
ello chaps
>>222762090four white guys is more than i was expecting
Any milf man in
UM!!
>>222762144let me guess, they're all making the same joke as the one in here?
LMFAAAAAAOOOO
CONGOOOOOAAAAAAAL
>>222762128you should see the "french" team
that has to be stopped by the keeper
LMAO
near post
>>222762151hi cody
Screaming
>>222762126no hungover as fuck. The feel like you're going to puke hungover so can't even stomach hair of the dog
>>222762193mbappe is really good
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Um, I was under the impression that it was coming home?
That’s a shambles defensively.Spence gets dragged across and Pickford beaten far too easily at his near post.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAH
oh right it's time for the men to kick the ball, I'll avoid /brit/ for a couple hours
>>222762193As french as jambon beurre
which team is the Congo? I think it’s the team in white
>>222762204sup dude
you´re joking
England have been shit since Starmer resigned
>>222762226Cheers Geoff
DR Congo haven't been in the WC in 52 years
looks like england are doneeven if they scrape through this they'll get heemed by a real team
>>222762254that's true actually
>>222762261must be busting for a poo
It was the power of Southgate vibes all along
>>222762275s
you reckon the ghana shaman hex has worn off or no?
lads its not coming home
>>222762272Reminder that he made the call to give us a penalty against Croatia
whats up with the nigga with the hannibal lecter mask
>>>/sp/156041160>>222762234this match is an odd one it says they'll play for ten years straight, come back in 2036
You always think the player is going for the far post. He's hit it hard and low at the near post and it's caught Pickford out.
Can't stop spending money lads
so which team scored? looks like it was the african ones but then again it looks like two african teams are playing
>>222762275pscr & br
>>222762126Bottle of Riesling innit
>>222762314based Michael Owen in the chat
>>222762323Not sure, I find it confusing as most of the players on the pitch look african
I literally predicted this on Saturday
Clever feet from Noni Madueke on the right-hand side but his ball into the box is poor.
Mad how we're the main character of 4chan
one of those ballon d'or deliveries
It's fucking over
They call me Dr. CongoGood morning how are you I'm Dr. Congo
>>222762323The african one
Mad how a manager who isn't good enough to manage Germany is struggling
>Haven't posted on /sp/ in months>Get hit with thisfuck off
when the storm comes you can just get wet or you can dance in the rain
bellingham putting too much of a curl on that ffs jude get it together mate
Dr Congo, I'm CIA
Brilliant aren't they? So athletic and sporty. Just the absolute best.
the online weed dealers have AI-generated an article in their blog about delivery to the town of Banbridge in Northern Ireland
>>222762427neoliberal kicks
Writes 1984 and animal farm and clockwork orange as a warninghttps://youtu.be/wMykYSQaG_c?si=svpQ165mMdhgHJdPpic related happens anywayi bet you feel real stupid now
englands gonna lose lol
>>222762435Might be toeing stereotypes there lad let's tone it back a bit just to be safe.
The Gherkin stadium
got 'xiety
Dr Congo will see you now
hope we crash the fuck out and it demoralises this hellhole even further which will accelerate the collapse and civil war and then we can start again xx
>WAAA WAAAA WAAAA WE CONCEDED IM GOING TO CHIMP OUT Just get a grip, control your temper and get on with winning like you should
>>222762465Just brilliant. Can't get enough of them. I'm in absolute awe watching them.
Congo's jerseys mog England's bigtime
The Anglo-Saxon sees a German and Russian as “barbaric Huns”, French something to be despised, but the Jew as a blood brother.
We could have a Guardiola-managed passing team with lots of technical white lads but no
Immigrant bros . we scored too early. we can't sustain this kind of pressure. it's over....
ffs need to use a vpn to access the stream because VIRGIN media blocked it. so i can't post here at the same time
was in the pharmacy today and heard someone shouting outside to their mate "it's not the heat, it's the humidity!"first time of the year for me I heard that
bought pork belly because i like it in the chinkerslooking up how to cook the bastard and everywhere is suggesting it will take HOURS
Can someone tell me if Doctor Congo wins? If he does I get £150 thanks to always betting against England ever since I made loadsa cash thanks to Iceland
Sir Doctor Congo
pint of lee kum kee chilli oil down the hatch
Pickford? more like Pick it out
does england go home if they lose here?
i still call it zaire
20 years ago
Might call Marcus Rashford a nigger on X (formerly Twitter)
>>222762569that stuff is so good on fried eggberts
>>222762573It's Coming Home more like You're Going Home
hydration break booooooooooooo
sir going home
>>222762545why would they block bbc?
Not watching the game because I'm not a football mong you see. Wouldn't even know there an England game on if it weren't for you sad pricks. Might go out for a walk, very tranquil when all the mongs are packed in the pubs and at home staring at man kick ball.
>>222762573certainly do
>>222762616great post
>>222762589Ashley Cole got to fuck Cheryl in her prime. Lucky bastard.
>Not watching the game because I'm not a football mong you see. Wouldn't even know there an England game on if it weren't for you sad pricks. Might go out for a walk, very tranquil when all the mongs are packed in the pubs and at home staring at man kick ball.
>>222762613i'm watching a stream. not using iplayer.
114 years ago
>>222762616it's called soccer
which team's which lmao
>>222762605England hydration break sponsored by Rubicon
2-0>ENGLEL2-0>ENGLEL2-0>ENGLEL
>>222762645>>>/int/cum
>>222762639RIP Rose DeWitt Bukater
I'm afraid I don't have a loicense so shan't be watching.
>>222762635wouldn't a tranny love all these multiracial teams?
Mousey please give us some hope with your wise punditry
>sakurawould you?
Sir Wan Bassaka
>>222762551>bought pork bellyBased You can boil it first and then braise it
The alleged, so called, proverbial scran as it were
>>222762649After the Panama game someone in the group chat said he thought England were in white at firstI nearly joined in with a racism before realising he probably just meant England were playing shit
>>222762631shes never not been in her prime. Absolutely mental she never found a proper husband
Taking dogberg to the nice empty beach for a runaround. Going to drink a pint can of heineken and smoke a cigarette whilst doing it. Lovely.
>>222762666pussio
>>222762589Shame it had Rio and Cole there
that was definitely a penalty
>>222762676aka Wank Bassa when he loses
>>222762589and how did they perform?
>>222762709don't want to go to jail you see
>>222762741PUSSIOUSSIO
fill the penalty box with biomass
We need to build our team around Madueke
Too banned
Unironically why are players like Madueke and Spence in the sideIt's bad enough we pick the good blacks
25 going on 40
>>222762443link? i live near there and i need an online dealer
>>222762762Spence is here instead of Trent for his superior defensive abilities
>>222762771why does she enrage you incels so much?
>>222762734You think they'd lose to Congo?
how do old cunts just go about their day in the full knowledge that they are very very close to dying and it could happen any second? would put me in a constant state of crippling anxiety I think
i saw the ruby "granga" she comes out of her childhood bedroom like 2x a year
Fuck off already. I am Aryan.
wish i had a big bulge that's obviously my willy and bollocks instead of a tent in my trousers that's clearly just a fold int eh fabric
>>222762798could happen any second for you also
>>222762803wear leggings then you gay nonce
Doggo.
i remember the boomer nationalism who would hounce tuchel out a job for being a hunengland no longer exists
fucking scream kane
why is fouling allowed? you're supposed to touch the ball only, not the other player. it's not rugby
>>222762803Yeah then certain people could see it when out on a walk eh
Ppumpp?
buying all 5 "olivia rodrigo" lego sets and cumming on the minifigures
APOLOGISE TO SOUTHGATERIGHTNOW
>>222762825i have gender dysphoria but just to become more of a man than i am
If them non-anglo darkies score one more time, I'm gonna beat my missus within an inch of her life, coz that's what real men do and I am indeed a real man.
>>222762815yeah but it’s not going to because im a young healthy 27 year old boy
Pump, yah...!?
england are running scared of mexico
loool fuck England
>>222762833Don't particularly mind the Germans but it really is mental that everyone has forgiven them for stuff that happened within living memoryPeople still feel justified in having a go at us for shite that happened 500 years ago
>>222762780budbuddies
oh poo
I am Fares I am full Irish R1b.
they say the liver starts fixing itself after a day or 2 off the booze and after 3 or 4 weeks can reverse fatty liver and after 6 months can start to heal scarring but what if you have a cheeky bottle of wine does the timer restart
Just brilliant aren't they lads?
LET US SCORE FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>222762861Mad how he could've won the Euros if he wasn't so desperate to own Rorke
diversity is our strength
A man born in London just saved Congo against England
looks like Dr Congo will be sent to the hospital
i'm not an expert on soccer but i dont think england knows how to score
Bye you all.
>>222762892germany was just doing imperialism the same as any other country at the time. it's just that it so happened geographically they're completely surrounded by other countries so when they branched out they upset a lot of people
sneed
dr congo nooooo
dont know what i want for dinner FUCKS sake
any of you lads with lots of money give me a tenner pls
just done a massive smelly england football team in the bog lads
I am already banned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDTv36f0e9w
madueke out
I'm going to beat the FUCK out of my wife
Madueke in?
englel
>>222762994Grrr.
We're going to lose and France will win the tournament and the lesson we learn will be that we need more blacks
Go back, yah.
gherkin
opening Ruby’s legs and getting hit with that waft of vaginal heat before spreading her flaps and licking her clit
How do I become Congolese?
PUT SAKA IN
Fauck.
today, i am congolese
Did the woman go out with the violent nutcase did she did she really
who did you think would be stronger? the africans raised in the jungle or the africans raise din london?
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Problem is we just don't have enough black players
black angels keep on dominating
Germany.
>>222763065Trout lips
>>222763065would
>>222762898how do you order off this without the chance of the police showing up at your door? order under a fake name and buy your crypto using a burner card?
>>222763065Bet her tits are ghastly
>>222763065I would concede as many own goals as I could until I get subbed off for she
Which one is the european team?
oh well maybe next time
TROLLPOST
Focus.
it happened again
crikey!
black goddess
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7wyZAAHICE>THREAD THEME>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7wyZAAHICE
>>222763065she's beautiful
(P)ane
Can hear the wogs outside screaming in delight
BOOOOOOOOO
Heartattack
what the fuck is this referee
REFS KEK
>>222763088No just do it, cops don't give a shit don't be a little bitch and if they do ever show up just deny all knowledge (they won't)
ERA
OH NONONONOThey're genuinely robbing England now. 2 penalties
>englel
if harry kane was good he wouldnt need penalties
as if
southgate is probably erect watching this thinking about which bull he's inviting over after
personally I love the skin contrast between the Japanese actress and the black dude fucking her
WE DONT HAVE STARMER TO MAKE THE CALL
Booooooo
possibly deserved a pen because the keeper was shit but that was 100% a dive
Harry 'Poo' Kane finally getting called out on his diving
rigged... for congo?
2 penalties denied so far
harry bame
DR CONGO I'M CIA
third worldist maoism just entered the race war and white people are shaking
Deus vult
Sir blind ref
Harry Undertaker
these african players are just too fast the old fast twitch fibre
>>222763088my mates dad showed up for his weed at the post office when they gave him a slip saying hed need to collect it there and the cops arrested him
>>222763142>Muslims could be here he thought
>>222763158was just saying this down the pub
sir harry diver
got sweaty feet
Go back
had to walk past the pub and there were a lot of men shouting
>>222763174scotland should have had a penalty v morocco and it would take us through too. infantino has rigged it for corrupt developing nation
New>>222761628
>>222763214
Harry Kane more like Marry Jane with all the weed he must be smoking
U.S.A
I am good, thanks.
