swift edish
>Mr president, it's coming home
3am game against Mexico yep that's a shant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xqexqiqkdk
harry nose so bent he can sniff round corners
etika or ishowspeed?
>>222765754SCREANING
VIVA MEXICO
>2020You'll own nothing and you'll be happy>2026You'll own nothing and you won't be happy either
>>222765644just put my finger between my bum crack and it doesnt smell like the bum smell im can smellsmells like vinegar or a vintage beaujolais to me
harry's hairline not looking good
(8) i want youuuuu you you you you you (8)
>>222765755who is this diva?
Expect increased scottish seethe in this thread
>>222765778@farestranslate to arabic please
>>222765773Give it a fucking rest freak
so playing against a confident mexico who are playing at home at altitude...
>>222765755whats the point of a victorias secret branded blanketanyway fit
>>222765773>2030you are being bummed by a robot
the Tartan Army made more of a mark on the tournament than England
>>222765773i own a lot cos im loaded
god bless Mexico we love Mexico VIVA MEXICO
murder and rape rate of the congo just quadrupled
will be at the club until 1am monday morning anyway so perfect time to get on the game after
nigga from kent
When England played Mexico in the 2015 Women's World Cup I was sexting a Mexican-American lass and we bet nudes on itShan't be doing anything like that this time as I'm a fat embittered old man you see
>>222765812
>>222765791well done mate you thoroughly trounced a country in the middle of a civil war 2-1 good showing there you're literally out of the tournament in the next round
hows leftypol doing after his loss?
>>222765807can't wait x
>>222765832so? so? so?
Kane in tears after scoring against... Congo... in the round of 32... how embarrassing
England continue their World Cup run
>>222765817>>222765769lol seethe on you celtic mong
>>222765839COPE
>>222765849is he?
>>222765832it's cornwall.
Has anyone checked on Limmy
>>222765778>or a vintage beaujolaisWhat year?
Harry Kane is not allowed within 50 feet of Great Almond Street Hospital for certain reasons
ffs lads the Congolese bull is making me sleep outside again tonight
embarrassing "win"
the english should remove all welshmen from their territory permanently
>well done mate you thoroughly trounced a country in the middle of a civil war 2-1 good showing there you're literally out of the tournament in the next roundhe's pure ragin aha
>>222765877not for about a decade no
>>222765849you've done nothing worth celebrating which is a lot more embarrassing
Might move to Rugby for work ladsAnyone from round there can tell me what it's like?
FUCK BRITANNIABRITANNIA SUCKS AND FUCKS
Welshmong, Celticmong, Limmy and SeasideMARK all seethingLove to see it
>>222765894im not even watching the games it's just easy to bait you
bradford paki reporting in
seethe MORE
WE RUNNING IT BACKVAMOS MÉXICO
>>2227658781924 with a cracked cork
>>222765914absolutely mental how much they're triggered by England winning a football match
not sure how my missus made it to the game today
(8) oh they set me off set me off (8)
>>222765914Sacked tranny having a little impotent melty too
why's his neck so big
>>222765964could be any age between 15 and 30
>>222765964she looks like she
>>222765938There's no way this fat blob is good at boxing. Probably connected to the mexican mafia who took blacks out of the drug game
>>222765964>eyebags>thyroid problemsno thank you
>>222765851thanks Ian
Annual production of Peter Pinenut in support of Great Almond Street Hospital
Which foreign takeaway should I order to celebrate
>>222765986What do you know about boxing?
>>222765898>richest football association in the world>best academies in the world>richest domestic league>population of 50-60 millionStill ZERO success LMAO
does sacked tranny claim to be welsh as well? if so it is definitely 190
Congo playing England?How do they know whos players are whos?
>>222765880Ormond street, you mong
>>222765986you're right he's bad but that makes his KO of Anthony Joshua, one of the best British boxers of all time, even worse
>>222766004Um Bongo
>>222765938It's impossible that this man is good at boxing. What in the name of fuck. I'm not saying he has to be ripped like an Action Man figurine, but he seems like he barely burns any calories at all.
Pizza, paella, chicken and chips or beans?
>LMAOdeary me LMAOpaki's imaginary wife must be quaking in her boots tonight
>>222766019the kits i believe
>>222766036in my experience some of the hardest punchers are big fat guyst. worked as a bouncer for two years
>>222766015Thank you for acknowledging our superiority x
JFs absolutely losing their minds about us reaching the last 16 lmao
>>222766016He claims to be from Shrewsbury which is right next to Wales It's Spaino though btw
>>222765986i watched the match, aj kept going in close trying to get a knockout even though the little fatso only has short arms and got btfo. the next match she just jabbed him up and won.
Oh right Congo's in a civil war is itWhy are they playing football then
>>222766079scremaing done that freakj
>>222766025it was such a scrap, they looked like they were brawling at a barhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXt1YbVgxXw
nth for the holodem
>>222766013aura
>>222766105nothing civil about war :/
the missus has gone out to cheer up her Congolese friend after tonight's result
>>222765964>angry birds
learning romanian
>>222766126yeah i'm sure he needs some comfortthat's good of her
Have it.https://xcancel.com/DaftLimmy/status/2072377279661875387
>>222766107>>222766079Same person btw scream England really have no shame
>>222766105Both Congos have basically been in a civil war since 1950
Seeing how every western government is rushing to implement dystopian policies makes me wonder if dystopian films and novels serve as predictive programming.I mean look at everything going on.>mass surveillance state 1984 / Brave New World>techno-oligarchyBlade Runner>AI predictive policingMinority Report>mass censorship of dissidentFahrenheit 451 / EquilibriumThis shit is planned decades ahead
>>222765720Taylor sure changed a lot
>>222766150concession accepted
>>222766144Can't help themselves can they, bizarre little country
(Serious Post)Personally I'd just try not having a civil war and would instead focus on bringing my cunt into the 21st century... or even just the 20th. Probably cant say that these days though
>>222766155Does she have a sissyclit though?
>>222766144
>>222766155Old mate looks familiar
>>222766165they believe that if they tell us, that absolves their guilt because we "chose" it
120 million Congos that is ridiculous
Yep /int/ is laughing at /brit/ and you soft wankers cannot handle it
>>222766155feminine tranny with a willy i get but one of these walking around with a vagina is such a strange mental image
>>222766144screamthey're so pathetic
>>222766219Require every single one of them in my small post-industrial town
>>222766228Don't really care, outer/int/ produces nothing of worth and all the JFs who come here get mindraped
IwishVideoGameNo Man`s Skywas Real .. !!
lads should i shag a FTM thats still got tits and pussy
im going doing a BMbowel... movement....B... M...
>>222766259it is a real video game? i've played it?
>>222766144went into this nigga's stream once and he was fuming trying to get a chatter to apologize for being transphobicodd little man
>>222766228only /brit/ matters. let the forruns seethe
FtM barista called me sweetheart
>xcancel
Your team is awful
>>222766219Thanks Christians!
visiting rochdale next week
>>222766302seethe on frenchmong
we love Mexico The lads at /brit/ wish Mexico the best with their next World Cup game. Viva Mexico!
>>222766010I know that dedicating yourself to a sport changes your body
>>222766302that's not fair to say. it's only our keeper, our back 4, parts of our midfield, and our wingers that are awful
What's depressing is that if the White race dies and civilisation collapses, it'll never restart. All the easy to access resources have been used up.Even if another master race evolved in 250,000 years, they won't be able to master spaceflight.
>>222766305scr
>>222766326stop wanking them off they're slagging us off in their generals *kicks your teeth in*
Feel like I'm constantly clearing my throat to clear out phlegm every since I had a cold weeks ago, maybe it's because I've stopped smoking too... Hmmm
>>222766344elon, build that colony on mars
>>222766262There's a brass in my town that was like that for a bit
>>222766344watch dr stone mate he did it
>England have never needed their captain moreKino.Every team needs a captain.
>>222766348Viva mexico
>>222766344if it's so depressing why do you bbcpost alongside ziedy then, sir heatherfungi?
kettle is boiling
>>222766380not my team
>>222766326Little tip for you my undernourished celtic friendThey say "vamos" when they're cheering on their sports teamsSo it's "Vamos Mexico", and you could throw in the stupid exclamation mark thing too if you'd like
captain underpants
>>222766412Viva Mexico!
>>222766389And what exactly are you planning on doing?You got a loicense for that?
>>222766078Are you a big fat guy,have you been punched by a big fat guy or both?
just sent a text to Tuchel demanding he never play Djed Spence again
Don't really care if civilisation ends as I'm an incel who will have no descendants you see
creo k los britanicos no saben lo que vienen
the 'ket
https://youtu.be/qb_K36gBUmQThis one goes out to all my Mexican hombres
>>222766463portugal sucks
222766463utterly delusionalamericans should not try and do football
>>222766445been punched by a few big drunk fat guys and a couple women as welltheir punches are easy to dodge if you see them coming but if they sucker you it hurts like hell
>>222766439am cooking pasta for my bolognese
>>222766499Mexico will rape youDo not cryAirport is that way
>>222766463Thankyou for supporting the Australian getting heemed by Messi industry
222766499it's called soccer
>>222766487tsuunaldo will carry them through
>>222766509us losing to mexico is one of his least insane predictionshe has canada beating morrocousa beating belgiumportugal beating spainthen portugal beating francewtf lmaoand also calm down mate not my fault you're not in the cup
>>222766463the wet dream for people who only know 2 football players
>>222765812Twerking for plastic paddy yanks? Didn't know they gave out trophies for that
Ok don't care about football at all but have told the guys at work that I'm watching the England matches (I'm not). What are the talking points for tomorrow please?
might be an early night for the likes of me
>>222766584White players goodBlack players bad
>>222766584too many bames
>>222766584Hairy Kane
this is what footballs looked like back when England supposedly won the world cup
>>222766600doesn't the PS5 have a dedicated disc only version of their console?
>>222766144>Posted from his smelly attic where he plays videogames he hates for people he hates to pay for the house his ex wife shags other fellas in
>>222766584White genocide, blacks can't score, all teams consist of africans. Go with these three in the offices and you should be grand. Open the conversation too, to get you out of suspicion.
>>222766617we must retvrn to tradition
>>222766600>consumer preference they're doing it for us
>>222766584Pickford not at faultKane goodKane double good Anderson on a mad oneRashford is black
sick of white british males
>>222766647god i wish i were her toilet slave
>>222766617sovl ngl
>>222766463rigged for argentina
>>222766584>England conceded early due to terrible defending (ongoing issue throughout the tournament)>Doctor Congo's keeper was playing the game of his life>Bellingham looked like he was going to be the one to score but it was Kane who finally found a goal to equalise at about 75 minutes>Kane scored a second great goal with about 7 minutes to go to put England ahead and ultimately win
>>222766584without our 'arry england would be dead
>>222766628He's in Magaluf on a solo triphttps://xcancel.com/DaftLimmy/status/2072382537909821821
>>222766617now modern balls have to be plugged in and on charge and eat hot chip and lie
>>222766600CEX status?
>>222766656Poo screaming
>>222766713
Leonardo DiCaprio (50) is now dating Israeli model Eden Polani (19).
>>222766724shan't
>>222766723Unbelievably grim that
Having some makeshift paella but will need to wait a wee while to build up a hunger x
It's illegal for a Jew to marry a non-Jew in Israel.
>>222766743GOYED
>>222766154>get back to my CCP-owned apartment block after a stressful day getting called a gronk by eshays cunts at my retail job>untie my ground-harness that stops me falling into the sun so I can finally relax>log onto X >video of sudanese refugee lobbing a boomerang at a kangaroo in wollongong is going viral among those one nation dickhead cunts>some racist drongo cunt has replied “why is he here?”>yeah nah racist nazi cunt nah that’s not on mate>fly into a fit of fury I’m absolutely off my chops>angrily type “racist dickhead little cunt you’re a little bogan cunt aren’t yah mate little cunt dickhead fuck racist cunt”>he calls me a naarmgroid cunt back and blocks me
>>222766749
>>222766749lol
why does scotland root against england so much is it just them being nationalistic or is there a real reason for the football rivalry?
>>222766749>she discovered my autismo gooncaveoh no no no no
>>222766769What kind? I've only ever had seafood paella but I've heard chorizo paella is delicious
>>222766815pot noodle
>>222766723>50 year old divorced scottish man creeping around magalufwhy are they like this?
>>222766804We hate you.
>>222766804sour grapes
Looking forward to the Croatia game
>>222766804ah bile yer heid!
>>222766804they're just bitter scrotes
>>222766829probably closer to a chow mein or something then unless they do rice pot noodles
Why does Cornwall not have a national football team?
>>222766840Why didn't you vote to be independent then you little freaks
>>222766749.
>>222766883no more english gibs then
Scottish woman once called me handsome :)
>>222766897at least he's honest
>>222766804it's because their culture is so close to english culture they have to be performatively anti english to reenforce their national identity.
>>222766749What charmed her in the first place?
>>222766815Chicken and chorizo, it's good with king prawns in too
>>222766883I did?
prefer chourico to chorizo
>>222766939No you didn't
YOU WILL OWN NOTHING, GOYIM
The Scotch crack me up. Their voice lmao
The lentil 'lognese
>>222766871I think they did have pot rice for a while but that wasn't me aha
Is organic whole milk better than the non-organic? I have been drinking the latter for years.
think there's been another migrant dump in my towna lot more of them seemed to have spawned over the past few days
>>222766749BASED shame about the obese foid tho
>>222766966>>222766982Did
>>222766998what town? so that i can avoid it
what are we doing now then?
>>222766981Hmm... That actually looks alri lad, well played x
>>222767009Nope
>>222766749this should inspire a lot of you
why is /brit/ mostly composed of northern englishmen
>>222766749fucking hell she keeps getting bigger as the video goes on
POV your 56 year old mom learning to use her legs for the first time at a rave
theyve been putting tims feet in the air fryer
>>222766933the 'icken 'ighs
>>222766723>solooh no no no no
>>222766981looks good lad
>>222767064fried tims feet and broccoli great stuff mate
>>222767054needs to walk for his own good
>>222767054right well that's not good at all
>>222767048im southern but i talk northern in here for fun
>>222766723what would a middle aged man find fun about Magaluf in their busy season?
Absolutely insane how much worse the world has got since 2020.Covid was 100% a test run for western governments to see how their populations would respond to a totalitarian surveillance state.
>>222767103imagined a coal black congo bbc in her mouth when she opened it like thatbet she was thinking about it and creaming her panties
>we will destroy england anally
>>222767064>>222767103would
>>222767109must have gone to attempt a shag
booking a solo trip to bang cock in bangkok
>>222767054want to burst them with a needle
>>222767128Yes, true
>>222767064Rorke... blud..
>>222767146fuck sake she looks a bit like me heresame narrow lipsslightly large nosebrown eyespale skinthin hair
>>222767157theyre not blisters
>>222767128I'm doing spells every night for them to burn in hell
>>222767139the celtic mind is quite bizarre
>>222767103>Daddarioitalian innit
>>222767054fucking hell doesn't he already have foot swelling issues?
>>222767048North/east midlands representative here
>>222767054Little toe going purple/blue, it's coming off soon
>>222767128normies won't ever clock on to this wef hellscape they're living in
>>222767188I'm blackpilled ladJust don't see how we can turn things around Honestly I've accepted that I'll likely be dead within 5-7 years
Sir toe loser
whole cock needs coming off
>>222767250oddly specific
whats your favourite pizza?
is tim the greatest photographer of the 21st century?
>>222766647she a posh tory cunt?
Why everyone on the world cup has the hair better than mine, the physics better than mine and the face better than mine?tell me why chuds
>>222767266pizza pie.
>>222767266seafood pizza
>>222767250We must not give up >Honestly I've accepted that I'll likely be dead within 5-7 yearsNah cmon lad
>>222767266pepperoni and cookies
>>222767216>>222767252>>222767255Roaring
>>222767266detroit style probably, but it has to be light and crispy
sir roaring poster
Can someone give me a QRD on Limmy? I watched the limmy show years ago but not been following his new streaming "career". Is he really a cuck?
>>222767315Nestle toll house cookies are actually delicious tbf
Thinking about when Bruce Lee fights Chuck Norris in Enter the Dragon
>>222767266 Kebab meat, tater tots, and garlic sauce.
>>222767260That's when I expect the digital control grid to be fully in place. Or WW3 against Russia.Digital IDCBDCAI surveillance camerasHunter killer drones It's fucking overI refuse to be a slave so when it gets to that point I know what I'll do
>>222767318>>222767335POO ROARING
i cant tell if this is ai
sup mouldie
>>222767408whitechapel high streetwalk down there yourself its a shit hole
If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best
>>222767380Dios mio
sex sex
>>222767444this
>>222767381hi hysteriamong, how many years have you been waiting for the "end of the world" now?
>>222767344last i heard he got a divorce but stayed living in the house but just kept in his streaming room away from his ex. this was years ago so he probably moved out by now
have sex
Uh lads, which ones is Belgium again?
watching a king crimson live concert on youtube
Cold 1664 pint can firmly in my fist
>>222767459On Friday
>>222767408chloluna phenotype
>>222767497not live then is itprobably a shit setlist as well knowing Robert
new >>222767521>>222767521>>222767521
>>222767456nigga afraid of the future he forgot to live in the present
scots be like i drank a wee bit too much and shatmasel
I'm the only one in the office tomorrow... With very little to do... I'm expecting to get some sleep and do a little toil. Hopefully there's lots of hungover people due to tonight's win (they'll most likely work from home)
>>222767459too depressed
>>222767456If you can't see what has been coming since 2020 you are retarded.
>>222767408see so many girls like thsi at the queer raves in londonthey are so fucking hot