latex edishold: >>222767521
here I am
nth for the baddiedemnth for the holodemsneed
/brit/Has beenFunnytoday !!
>>222769853What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
seen white people die from all sorts of shit. climbing without ropes. diving into pitch black water. base jumping. playing around with wild animals.black people seem to have more common sense when it comes to this type of shit. they stay away from dangerous animals and activities.
nth for niggers
>>222769913>they stay away from dangerous animalsexcept each other clearly
the f kinda name is Gagandeep lol
diego is going to be amzaing on friday i can just feel it lol
>>222769878leftypol will ignore this
swear there was a kid in my school called gargamel
a dwarf invaded the pitch in the belgium senegal match
might drink drive to the m&s garage
>>222769913it's called being FAUSTIAN liberal you wouldn't get it
approaching rorke slowly with my hand outstretched saying "easy boy... easy"
Mad how this was only achieved under dictators.Really makes you think
>>222769878
>>222769913even stuff like drowning in a pool when drunk. black people know to just sit around the pool, sip your drink.
You lot would've loved 190cm master race
welp
>>222769998>drinking around a body of water when you don't know how to swim
Hey Faggots,My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>>222769956Yeah, I'm glad he recovered from that vicious doneing he got from mousenonce a while back, always provides good insights and witty banter so he does. Top lad.
>>222770044check mine out
>>222770051*rapes your nostril with my stinky unwashed bellend*
which team is senegal?
>>222769981
My pension earned more money than I did last year wtf?I made about £95K and my pension investments made £120K.
>>222770051based
I've been meditating on some of the thoughts I've shared in /brit/ over the past few weeks.>Homer Simpson, Tony Soprano and Dr. Frasier CraneI still think this is the perfect mix of personalities but how you weight each third is up to you. I expanded on this a bit by saying "Be Homer Simpson with your family, Tony Soprano with your friends and Dr. Frasier Crane with your lady".>People dream of moving away before they've "beat" their local areaI'm guilty of doing this too. I'm a failure and a coward in my small rural hometown but I dream of moving somewhere else and having a more interesting life. People who move away usually do so because they're a big fish in a small pond. I'm algae.>The most important thing is being high energyAgree with this. It's supersedes everything else (looks, intelligence, wealth, personality, status) and is a pre-requisite for most of the important things in life.Somehow need to cultivate that energy.President Trump agrees with me too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJXpiF4KwUY>Women are constantly on holiday and they're evilStill agree with this somewhat. Women have great lives these days. They never seem to work and they're always on the move.I'll keep sharing my thoughts with you all.
>>222770096That'll all be getting confiscated from you to fund war with Russia to defend Democracy Ltd.
>>222770096same but $140k and $300k
>>222770119Nah I'll fucking emigrate
>>222770051you're being nervous
>>222770073wahts your fav content by him>>222770119hs?
>>222770114
>>222770114leave it on chatgpt next time
>>222770119actually to fund boomer pensions and welfare
>>222769913>>222769998Seen you posting your inane white-hating "observations" a lot recently
apolgy for bad englishwhere were u wen club penguin diei was at house eating dorito when phone ring"Club penguin is kil""no"
>>222770096>£400k salary>£1.5m RSUs>£0 pension contributionsThoughts on my stack?
looking for a boyfriend to go to pop concerts with
>>222770169lol it was graet
>>222770051I posted this on facebook and forgot that mum was one of my friends so she commented to ask me what I meant by all that
>>222770128>he thinks he'll be allowed to leave Goycattle Island
Still not happy about Zoe Slater coming back after 20 years built like a brick shithouse. She used to be so sexy
sex
Need a loser bed rotting gf
>>222770096how do I do that. I have £320 savings
>>222770207they're all taken
any Stockport lads inI've been monitoring the planes that come into the airport
>>222770158Rorke flummoxed because someone posted something positive about Black people.
>>222770181asl?
>be me>bottomless pit supervisor>in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless>occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless>one day I go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless>the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit>distress.jpg>ask my boss what to do>he says "just make it bottomless again"> I say "how">he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor">rage.jpg>quit my job>become a regular pit supervisor>first day on the job, go to the new hole>its bottomless
>>222770219taken by rickets
having a gay old time with pokémon pokopia
>>222769913>they stay away from dangerous animals and activities.what like stabbings and shootings and that
>>>/tv/221481306
we used to be a country
>>2227702472021 or so was a gay old time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHNorqAOAsA
>>222770262
for fuck's sake I thought I had Timeshift running all day but I didn't start Cronie!!!!!!! so nothing has happened
>>222770303chebs are so importantto everything
>>222770223yhi go on flightradar when i watch the planes coming in to MAN from my bedroom
>>222770263Circumcision is a crime
I wish I was a philanthropist
>>222770303saved
are mushy peas really a thing. I thought it was a joke
sup cronie
poo scr
chatgpt tells me i can move to the philippines or thailand when i retire. it's much cheaper there i could probably buy a house and still have money to live extravagantly for like 10 years
>>222770303Tits
eating poo
>>222770333every joke contains a kernel of truthin this instance it's just truth
>>222770343roaring
>>222770315ough
>>222770343what was that?
>>222770343hooting and hollering
fucking hilarious how the NATO Phonetic Alphabet forces people to pronounce "four" in a Yorkshire accent
don't go breaking my arsei couldn't if i tried
eyes down for a full arse
:)
>>222770345houses in philippines are pengaleng(pengaleng means peng in tagalog)
>>222770403Happy birthday hun x
menzies campbell sex arse
>>222770303is that someone famous? Looks like an award on the wall
>>222770333YesThey're okayNortherners meanwhile love them and gravy
>>222770398*jiggles my arms like a spasticated gent*
>>222770398
>>222770333they're great, really great
Imagine if you woke up and your arse was really plump lolWhat would you do about that. Give great detail
50mg promethazine down the gullet
nth for the baddiedem
>>222770438pea wet
How come so many women jump on the bandwagon every euros or World Cup but don’t care about club football
>>222770416you can get a decent flat for less than 100k
>>222770343poor bastard
>>222770451the one the right does porn
>>222770461they lake the party and the national unity. the joy and emotion in the streets. im sure its even better in countries that all go outside
my catberg is a rorke
>>222770461Ask them if you dare (you won't, you cannot talk to women)
women of unclear ethnic origin
>>222770438grim
>>222770461most people follow the big games, not just women. i couldn't care less about the premier league unless it's the final.
>>222770477no she doesn'tbe quiet
Sir Drink Driver
how do I get the courage to apply for jobs and actually go to interviews when I’ve never done anything my entire life?
>>222770489love women so much
catberg hopped up on my desk waving her stinky bum around horrible beast
where's spaino
>>222770489too white
3 bed detached house with a swimming pool what the fuck am i doing in the uk
a breath of fresh arse
>>222770498I get that but I know a lot of women who put England tops on and post about it all the time but don’t know anything about football. You wouldn’t do that would you
>>222770506
>>222770523scromgagign
Doo Doo Doo
>>222770506start with really basic shit with no expectations like tesco and ask chatgpt to help you with questions. you can even roleplay
>>222770532
>>222770477I wouldn't know OF content isn't my thing
>>222770506applying is easy as you're basically still anonymous at that point. just a name on a CVinterviewing i just remind myself hat they wouldn't waste their time with the interview if they didn't genuinely want me for the job. so really i have the power
Based Gordon
yes it's late but i will be having a cup of tea
>>222770578yes you do, youre a human man, the most powerful creature on earth
Thought they banned those plastic body scrubsJust tried some and it were lush, sealife be damned
bizarre deformed cock
senegods are pummelling the belgians
hideous isn't it
lool lelgium
right that woman's got a willy
>>222770489right well she's quite nice isn't she
>>222770645seasidemark adjacent
where's ziedy?
>>222770645the /brit/poster physiognomy
>>222770624munted knob
>>222770645I'm a bigger loser than even this guy. I've yet to find a more vile creep than myself.
Eating one of exbergs skinny whipped mint bars, not bad really
>I'm a bigger loser than even this guy. I've yet to find a more vile creep than myself.
EUsissies fall again to africa while the anglo marches on in lockstep
>>222770663bloody lovely i'd say
>>222770705that guy is just an alcoholic. i'm an alcoholic too but also a perverted and deeply mindbroken individual who spends his days schizo posting on 4chan and watched degenerate porn and rotting away
Viva Mexico! We at /brit/ wish Mexico the BEST for their next World Cup game viva Mexico
Today we will today we explore literary the career and written world of the life and times of the literary career of Robert Wheel, author of the fantasy of the series Jordan of Time. The Wheels of Time is a Robert is Jordan Robert of Time book series set in a magical world cyclical where time ouroboros where time is cyclical, represented by a. Sadly, passed away from cancer the before Robert Jordan before series could be cancer finished. Sanderson was brought Brandon in to finish series the.
more the ugayfa
hate it when a beautiful trans angel has an ugly willy :(
Hijabi lesbians, ever consider that rorke?
>>222770705scr
*Whips out cock*Well, it ain't gonna suck itself*Looks at you expectantly*
i'm a hideous goblin but my willy is quite nice looking despite its small size
Belgium were ranked 1 in the world within the last 10 years if i remember rightly. Their fall off is insane
any batty man in
>>222770783How big is it
>>222770801her transition is incredible <3
Legalise cocaine and heroin I say
I regularly seethe about people who've wronged me in the pastChildhood bullies, nasty coworkers, strangers I've had confrontations with, etcEvery so often I'll even have vengeful dreams about themFucking hate being a neurotic autist this life is hell
>>222770303
ribbon
>>222770789That was when hazard was a thing
>>2227708136 inches
piss shitters
>>222770821https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/hxILTO-ZDNusVmxZtxxrQQ/give it a rest you sad prick
a poo in the hand is worth two in the arse
going to ring Infantino to tell him to cancel the football. can't let the brown people win
>>222770848its a commonly used reaction image tbf
a cock in the arse is worth a cock in the arse
POV you bring your 56 year old baby donkey to a rave for the first time
>>222770797Belgium (BEL) versus players from the river Siene valley (SEN)
>>222770865most of those posts are about the same shit and you can tell they are all by one person by the style of writing
>>222770849deserve slaughtering for laughing at this stupid post
I Found a Secret Tunnel at a High Security Hotelhttps://youtu.be/lDCteXtBENs?si=amE8BsdftX84639h
Remember that lad who passed out drunk on his stag do and his mates zip tied his willy and by the time he woke up it had turned black and doctors had to cut it off?
need to get off the mirtazapine muck. turns me into a slug
A knob in the arse is worth two in the mouth
>>222770821sup mouldie
>>222770818pls dont
>>222770912I liked it but stopped. Not sure antidepressants are the answer
>>222770918not sure
>>222770897*violently rapes you*
If I don't get my 2 monsters a day I'm literally comatose with a lack of energy, can't think of a thing, always wanna sleep
>>222770912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMrh5CW6IhI
>The team’s away jersey, designed in partnership with Adidas, is a blue and pink pattern based on the works of the Belgian artist René Magritte (1898-1967)that's pretty cool, actually
23 years difference
>>222770974never had a chance
>>222770974which one's now
>>222770974depressing.
>>222770974she should've transitioned
a watched arse never poos
Why don't you do something with your life?
>>222769839eating orange and strawberries
The early arse gets the poo
Really? Not one (you) for the Siene joke?
Senegal winning three nil oh my science
>>222770974literally just lose some weight and he'd be find
an arse in time saves nine
>>222770957ktimprobably going to die of 'betus but don't like the sugarfree ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmg08RF_9ZA
"prancing arse poos on branches", the art of poo by tsung poo
THINGScan only getBETTER
hydration break bollocks
ugly bloke pretending to be a woman and bent pop song is it
I've though I'm a pasty nerdy white british atheist I like to occasionally throw a mashallah, subnallah, inshallah, bismallah, into my vocabulary just to spice it up and trip out strangersWorks especially well since I live in a very white, rural poor, gammon-y, reform voting area. Love seeing the look of shock on boomers faces.
belgium's getting a bit stroppy
>>222771085ok
>>222771092okay yourself freako, reply to me again and I'll scran your arse
>>222771090Basically french innit
>I've though
>>222771108>herthats an ugly bloke pretending to be a birdand you will never have sex
>>222771085Yes mate I'm sure it's the random arabic words that make normal people give you, a shuffling ugly autistic incel retard, weird looks
Belgium vs Sengal has turned into a council estate pub disco at the hydration break
One small arse for mankind, one giant poo for humanity
>>222771119ywnhs
(8) 'Cause I miss you like I miss the rageLike I miss real ink on a pageWho knew, who knew, my babyWho knew the hard times were the good ol' days?'Cause I miss you, miss kissing your faceBlissin' out to music we madeWho knew, who knew, my babyWho knew the hard times were the good ol' days? (8)
>>222770991cheeky git>>222770998i miss my long hair
>>222771122I'd shag you mate and you'd cry afterwards
cocaine is nowhere near as dangerous as it’s made out to be
You're like absolutely mental. /brit/ is not a general, it's a collection of fast-moving absolutely non-related to each other posts. You're like screaming into the void, stop it.
a poo in wee is a poo indeed
>>222771182ok
>>222771177It's the smell more than anything
>>222771182its appropriately dangerous
ok mong needs killing imho
>>222771216youll do nothing
atb
>>222771216yeah?
Off to beddington. Getting late innit. There'll be plenty of poo to arse tomorrow.
>bismallah
>>222771224ok
>>222771116Going back to Bulgaria in a few days la' to see the in-laws
>>222771244don't look half that old and I'm a Norwood 0
>>222771182cocaine is a very expensive addiction
>>222771224Wasn't yesterday, nor the day before, nor is it funny now.. If you're going to force a meme at least pick something that isn't immediately unfunny
>>222771244Fucking screaming
The Day When Diego Died
>>222771225Hope that's a bloke xx
>>222771182a line or two is finebut binges you're playing with fire. i did 3 grams in one night once and my heart rate was at like 160 and my knees turned blue
the only whitepill i can offer you, gents, is that the polish population in this country is downit can be done, if we get the ability to
Got no irl contacts and ordering off the darkweb I worry about the mail freakazoids ratting me out to the irl jannies (cops)
>>222771289scxrom
Crazy that this happened
>>222771296how many lines are in a gram
>>222771296if you do it every weekend for 1 year you will have damaged your heart permanently
>mashallah
what drugules shall i bring to the festival with gfberg, she doesnt even really do drugs apart from her legal amphetamines
For tonight's porn, poverty porn, I love the idea of rescuing poor, beautiful women from their shit hole countries
>>222771339stick her on the black tar heroin
might pipe a goth FTM is it gay
corr if shag that belgian lass in the face paint silly
>>222771323around 10, obviously depends how fat you make them.>>222771333i already do. got constant chest aches. i drank a lot when i took the coke which made everything worse
>>222771339what fest lad
an arse a day keeps the doctor away
FtMs are disgusting
>>222771360Just flip her over and fuck her fanny from behind. Don't make a habit of it though, could become gay. Still got chebs?
>Burnham calls for Starmer to be deported
>>222771374
>>222771373She was about 6 years old mate
saw public toilet graffiti that said "a FTM pissed here and you survived" almost made me throw up in my mouth
>>222771402
>>222771421
>>222771289riar
>>222771413lol poor little FTMs thinking anyone gives a fucking shit about them going in men's toilets
>>222771394tits and pussy remain
the black man
>>222771429
dont know why any bio fem would transition to male the mind boggles
chippies be like:ordered a small? here's 1.4kg of soggy potato chips smothered in industrial vinegar
get the fuckig moneyball twinkies posted
>>222771443>>222771466
>>222771450always ask for a small chips me because I don't like wasting food
>>222771438Fuck her from the front in if she doesn't have a beard etc. Do it well enough and she might snap out of it and become your gf
stopped going in chippies because I don't fund runts
Rorke be all like "I don't personally understand something therefore it's bad!!"
>>222771443>>222771466>>222771472
>>222771474i did today and they gave me a metric tonne brotherit BROKE me
>>222771438straight freak
>>222771450dont like chippies as much because im having to force feed to finish even if the food is lovely
I remember the first time I seen a gif I thought my mind goes crazy a picture moving...
>>222771495ugly tranny is it
you guys are so funny
>>222771508>>222771450You can put them in the frying pan the next day and make them nice and crispy with some eggs for breakfast
i want to eat kfc XD
Enough with the trannies.
OH MY DAYS
Can't stand this failure freak life anymore I need to die
>>222771532sounds lovelyNOT
large fishsmall chipssmall gravysmall currycan of coke
>>222771495posted the ugly trannies again award
The Belgian Africans have equalised with the African Africans
we've been calling it soccer it seems
>>222771507no you
belgium equalised already thats fucking mentalllllll
Build this guide to beautiful planner spread ideas that look high-end but stay practical using simple ideas you can actually <3
bottle jobs with big knobs
Feeling totally blackpilled
>>222771559it's tuesday
>>222771548Well it is lovely so
>>222771549tell me about the curry yous get with fish and chipswhat even is it and why
Lads, the post count.
Counting the posts
big knob bottle job
What if the player's chubby cheeks or large bottom are offside but the rest is ok
>>222771590little pot of brown poo, not really spicy
really want to shag a trans woman
sir dogshit zimgers
>>222771607yeah that's better than my one
>>222771641>>222771641>>222771641
