bum ass neet nigga edition
>going to go to pens againzzzzzzzzzzz *burps*
danny pooscreamings in talks with wetwang wanderers
>>222771641Ktim
scrim
do any of you have a sibling that is much more attractive than you. my older and younger ones are attractive and im freakcel runt. must have been exposed to agent orange in the womb or something
>>222771674You ok rorke? Something seems to be bothering you
how i dance knowing iam about to be sent flying with a skyrim nigga shout
>>222771674what now, rorke? let me guess, black man on the telly?
me when I see cuties
unbelievable black arse
dropped my fucking phone on my toe and now its hurting bad
making a dog /rekt/ thread on /gif/
i need a fuckload of ACID for the festival
meanwhile white arses...
says a lot about society
Dropped a dumbbell on my phone today in the gym
no talking until yuo stop this nonsense
On the first morning of the Battle of the Somme, thousands of British soldiers had to climb out of their trenches and walk across open ground straight into German machine-gun fire. To keep his own men from freezing, a 21-year-old captain named Billie Nevill gave them footballs to kick and chase the whole way across - with a prize for the first platoon to get its ball into the German trench
>>222771738Looks like a smaller version of mine
>>222771743#justjeetthings
>>222771711rorke's achilles heal
>>222771764p-p-pics?
>>222771759Mental how 20k died on the first day and now 110 years later England is 75% WhiteAAAAAAHHHH
>>222771751omg
>>222771794and youll do nothing
couple of trannies is it
it looked like a cat but enter
>>222771711bet she could squeeze out some thick logs from there
>>222771794I’m not white. I still remember them
wonder how that lad who was drinking whisky in the park and creepshotting girls is doing now
>>222771857now reply to yourself talking about yourself again
Just got cramp in my face. Felt bad.
>>222771857probably still far too ashamed to come here yet. but he'll be back eventually
>>222771855wow very nice of you, fuck off
i will die for ukraine
Today's emotions were: gloypy and sprarkle!
can't decide if this was soul or cringehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUCbcs5NZdM
weatherstein didnt like that i said id rape sunberg so its throwing thunderstormtoil my way
>>222771900um
listening to the stone rose's
i will die for senegal
>>222771819I get they're professionals who been doing it their whole lives but its mental how well they're able to kick the ballLike that bloke just booted it that far and it went in the perfect arc for the striker to catch it on his shoulder and kick it in the netWhen I was a lad I could barely kick a ball properly without it either glancing off my shoe, it going the wrong direction, going way too far away, or tripping over the ballGuess that's why I was a virgin freak LOL
>>222771905*gives u a hug*
Why do brits consider the word "wanker" an insult? I don't get it.
>>222771902serenade for andy BURNHAM PM
>>222771916judging from your big belly you've been listening to the cadbury roses
>>222771934you can't get pussy = reject = you have to wank yourself off = wanker
>>222771934because its for sinful freaks only
>>222771955doesn't really work as putting your ear up to chocolate would not make you fat ok
i'm a freak fr just lmk
If you died would anyone care? Would they really care?Maybe they'd cry for a day but let's be honest, no one would give a shit. They wouldn't.The few people who felt obligated to go to your funeral would probably feel annoyed and leave as early as possible.That's who you are. That's what you are. You're nothing to anyone, to everyone.Think about, because if you do, you let yourself, you know I'm telling the truth.
I can’t believe its the week of pride and Keir Starmer is still using the word gay as a pejorative in the year of our lord 2026
>>222771973>doesn't really workyou'd know about that
>>222771964ktim
>>222771927what's crazy is the skill gap between each level. if you took a player and moved him to a team a couple of tiers up he would look like he'd never touched a ball in his life. i was one of the best players on my uni team but basically gave up when i had try outs for a serious team.
>>222771975My niece wakes up in the night and asks for me and sometimes wakes up in the morning and goes straight to the guest bedroom thinking I’ll be there and looks really disappointed when I’m not there. I’d say she’d care
>>222771927also the pitch s really big
>>222771877thats a strokeFACEACTIONSPEECHTIME
>>222771995>if you took a player and moved him to a team a couple of tiers up he would look like he'd never touched a ball in his life not true though is it we see shocks in the cups every season
>>222771857post the creepshots
>>222771964I use onanist as a term of abuse
eating a stoners roses
>>222771857i'm here. after i ate that kizza i went home, drank another whiskey and passed out
scroppy flinge on that hog huh
Any gilf man in
Scrape the poo off the floor man
what i ate today>cheese toastie>egg and bacon sandwich>brownie>4 cookies
>>222772063you ever do it to syren de mer
Mad how the Americans were giving the Africans money to breed like rabbits all so they’d come here and destroy Europe, the traditional challenger to American power
shoving fingers up my eye sockets to relieve pressure
*shakes my booty*
>>222772063Mad how women get to dress like this but when I do it I'm "gay" and "need to stop wearing my sister's clothes"
>>222772093not much food that but nice
She’s like a Greek goddess
>>222772046just looked through my phone and i'm 100% sure i got caught takng creepshots on the way home, people were all looking right into the camera*deletes everything and pretend it never happened*
>>222772123Do you have a xitter account
I don't care for this chap (not a homophone it must be said before y'all pounce on me)
Check your devices. I just hacked you.
>>222771995that is mental, I know nothing about this stuff but 9 tiers of leagues is crazy the skill gap must be severe>basically gave up when i had try outs for a serious team.were they literally running rings around you?from what I understand you need to be an absolute demon at football from when you're primary school aged to have a whiff of a chance
>>222772168you've gone and loaded up my device with gay porn, damn you, you rotter
wish mousey was still posting here about his piss nettle experiments and having his personal crusades against the jannies x
>>222772191don't worry about Mousey he's ok
>>222772098Yeah she's great. There's some pissgangbang video of her that's so hot and I'm not even a piss guy
>>222772170>from what I understand you need to be an absolute demon at football from when you're primary school aged to have a whiff of a chanceyeah exactly. if you're not mogging everyone at a young age you have no chance. but being decent at school gives you the delusion that you could be decent on a real team.
>>222772099I would've thought that not giving them aid would lead to more of them because the whole reason they shit out so many kids is because so many will die young
If we actually had a beautiful, peng-a-leng princess and/or queen, who literally looked Princess Peach or a Disney princess or something and was always wearing extravagant royal dresses and stuff, would you become more patriotic?
>>222772152huh who ever heard of an epstein diddy blud being a russian asset
fuck's sake I spent £13 on underwear that's too small for mehate being poor and also fat
remember when they were saying teenage odegaard was the next messi or ronaldo
>>222772236the dresses would be pink
>>222772236Only if I got to be the princess xx
777777 is coming up.... will the /brit/ish claim it?
right well that's gay porn those bastarding hackers have loaded onto my computer and forced me to wank to isn't it
a post will be posted
admit this is funny
im never going to win itv7 am i
>>222772200monitoring him are you
moo deng podcast
>>222772290just not on...... I hope you can protect yourself from those blighters next time
might start playing the lottery
>>222772191same he was a unique character and his strange ramblings were at least curious and a nice break from the usual slop thats spammed here all day
>>222772330It's rigged fyi
>>222771673
Beano nationalism
>>222772191he's too busy tapping on ai slop pokemon clones 18 hours a day
>>222772330sorry I already won the lottery, they're closing it up now
>>222772309>socksyawn
>>222772309need a name
Love womenLove menI go both ways you see
Funny watching programs even just from 10, 20 years ago even the best shows have a few lines and moments that really haven't aged well
>>222772378girls wearing socks is bent as fuck mate
>>222772359roger the dodger, bash street kids, and freddy fear just for freddy's mum. probably more good stuff I forgot.dandy had desperate dan (and sometimes he had a peng native american gf), um that's all I remember the crossover comics were extremely hype for me in the early 2000's
To me she's beautiful, Rubenesque
>>222772400i dont know you
Any tips on how to tell whether you’re looking at the England or Congo team?
>>222772362he should play the "uma game" again there was a big update today !!
>>222772353who?
>>222772417the facial expressions
mad how theyve been kickng the ball for hundreds of years but have yet to come up with something better than sudden death penalty shots
>>222772417don't look at the players, look at the crowd. when big bazza is smiling, well whichever team has the ball, that's england. when big bazza has a look of thunder and threatening his cowering wife, well whichever team has the ball, is not england
>>222772407Bet he's the one who got her fat in the first place. Loves his chubby bitches don't he
What would you do if I threw up on you + your bed due to pre-sex nerves?
Mate gave me this to sniff earlier.. nearly fucking killed me
>>222772462wew
>>222772459make you wash it off me in the shower and carry on as planned
>>222772443whats wrong with that. its intense
nora fawn sex ass
For me, it's Lady Fyre
Imagine if our mouths and anuses were in swapped positions, life would be mental
>>222772482i have autism and i dont like changebye
very glad i didn't post this pic yesterday would have doxed myself because too pissed to have realised i was in the reflection
>>222772512If you're my colleagues at work, they are! LOL
>>222772519why were you taking photos of strangers
>>222772537he'd never actually filter youalso i thought you hate him why would you care
im surprised the africans tactic of ganging up on the ref and getting in his face while hes telling them to leave him alone didn't work
He loves you and there's nothing you can do about it
Poopoo
If you had to be Brazilian, Indian, or Chinese, which would it be?
stupid fucking beaner refSat through that boring ass match I wanted to see a penalty shootout
>>222772353like a dog on a bone
>>222772569what happened?
>>222772557to post them here. dunno why i'm just a freak.
>>222772604Brazillian obviously
>>222772621ref rigged the game by giving belgium a penalty kick
Going to put my nightie on and then go to bed >.<
>>222772604chinese. i'd become a kung fu master.
kek who did this
scr
toast and milk for supper x
another one filtered
Hello, I've just taken the bins out. Where is Ian?
screech
itv commentators are on the verge of tears because shithousery senegal are on the way out
What the fuck was that free kick
unreal choke
I bet the majority of racists on 4chan are virgins
>>222772705scream
>>222772679why that black belgian looking so sad :(
gimpy gimpy goo
>>222772634clear pen you're a brown mong
>>222772660I don’t get it didn’t England win?
>>222772716really going out on a limb there
>>222772729It’s subjective definitely not “clear”Stick to cricket fucking geek
hmmmm today i will tune in to the Senegal Belgium game at 117 minutes to watch the penalty shootout
>>222771673I’m guessing that’s a chinky downy but it’s hard to tell from facial features alone.
>>222772309flying into an intense depressive incel rage meltdown over this mp4
>>222772557don't be a goober
>>222772756kicks him in the back of the footwould be a foul anywhere else on the pitch no question
Right well
zoomer waitress in the pub said I looked like a fisherman
redditors be working in an office doing nothing burger jobs 9-5 and then playing dnd as a comedic goblin rogue called grimblesnort every evening with the same friends they made doing media studies at university 15 years ago
>>222772783oh my days! that woman's got a willy!
>>222772783well thats just an ugly tranny, makes me feel nothing but disgust
hates the normie btw
will have to add that one to the filter too for a bit it seemssorry lad
>>222771738Black dick changed Rorke
>>222772799type shit my blender be talking about when im making a smoothie
>>222772796this is hate
>>222772796How is it legal to post porn of people without their consent?
Kinda crazy how I haven’t killed myself. Most people in my situation would have
>>222772789she means rugged and manly, dont cry
Need to watch Emma Watson do scat porn.
>>222772838well its not if they posted it on the internet themselves first or are selling it as a commercial product
tthat war still going on in Ukraine. Time to pack it in now lads. Go home.
embarrassingly can name more US presidents than UK prime ministers
I'm so brave for not killing myself
>>222772863Lotta money in that shit
SENEGAL ROBBED AGAIN
>>222772789get her shagged
nice jiggly arse on number 3
it be like that sometimes
Harry Potter and the Demon Poocock
>>222772789should have told her she looked like a catch x
>>222772864i just see PMs are people in politics, US Presidents have this whole celebrity and historical prestige about them
>>222772901im none of these and to bee honest theyre all the same
>>222772908lol
>>222772901would shag all them until i died
>>222772901kin ell I'll take all 4
>>222772939>>222772949
>>222772915that's actually a great response lad well done but unfortunately I'm not nearly that witty
this post mindraped me
>>222772784>puts his foot in front of an already sliding defender>doesn't even attempt to play the ballno way is it a pen, it's a con
>>222772901whichever sket that can poo the biggest shit in the ref's kettle
>>222772979>doesn't even attempt to play the balljust making things up are we brown anime nonce
i'm bored now
>>222772971im dee dee
>>222772979yeah the virgin with pictures of anime children saved to his pc is who we'll listen to for football analysismaybe if you were suggesting optimal ways to wipe your hard drive when you get an unexpected knock at the door i'd listen
>>222772971*ksksksksksksksksksks*
>>222773012don't get it
>>222772979of course gyaldemfreak is a brown retard without eyes
>>222772971Look like feral cats to me
Good evening chaps.
>>222773037you're a fat ugly hairy man
>>222773037folc
drinking some blue drink, excited for the football
>>222773059>>>/int/cum
>>222773001>>222773008>>222773023you mongs don't watch football, tielemens sold that. he wasn't going to reach the ball so he planted his foot waiting for contact. if he made an attempt shoot I'd have accepted it but tielemens was straight conning the ref>>222773018https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCLgm4J66Xw
>>2227729011 will do
24 hours no nicotinegod wants me to go to the garage now
Where can i find the bosnians to scream gooooaaaalll in there face
>>222773070you watch football alone in your bedroom lol
>>222773070you're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak
>>222773059i hope you guys win
>>222773105Corrrr
>>222773099>>222773103>no arguments
sometimes think about killing myselfother times i nearly have panic attacks thinking about how my life is finite and will end
christina unkel literally said it’s 50/50
>>222773105genuinely is shaped like grimace, the purple fella
>>222773103where's your self re-cocking-spect
>>222773135It was called a pen so what other argument is needed
>>222773177right well that's a penis isn't it
>>222773177looks smooth
/brit/ offers full uncritical support to the PFLP, YPG, EZLN, FARC, NPA, CPI(M)
diego spending his hard earned cash well i see
genuinely think the heat shrunk my brain 3% today
>>222773119Me too but it feels kind of all risk no rewardUSA wins = no big deal, expected USA loses = absolute humiliation
>>222773213what heat dont tell me you were on a vpn all this time
>>222773212Mental how they have to resort to this shit because they know there's no evidence for their beliefs
>>222773212*opens this pic and flips the E and the A**leans back in my chair with a smug grin on my face*
I am from Bosnia take me to America
>>222773229atheists would never do such a thing
>>222773203>>222773207
>>222773228shockingly enough europe doesnt own the sun its also above canada too
thats a bulging cock under her panties
>>222773243Well that's agnostics not atheist's since they said "probably"
“Soulmates” don’t exist
hope muttmerica lose and the circumcised ghouls go back to pretending they don't care about 'soggur'
everything is fake and gay. just enjoy life, bro.
>>222773258thats mental i thought it was like cool cool mountain over there amd thats why your massive country has like 15m fewer people than england
God is real to someTiny american flags for others
>>222773258Lovely 15 sellseus here on the best coast
i'm sleepy
Sexual intercourse with a pooey Emma Watson.
>>222773153just ride it out inni>>222773159well she's needs to look at it again, or better yet if it isn't clear and obvious or whatever play on>>222773197the ref(var)'s a/re fucking wanker/s
turkish tranny was in sverigetradenfucksake
>>222773266great point
we should offer Mbappe and Harry Kane USA citizenship and they'll hop right over to our team so they can live in Ameriheaven
>>222773274What do you think about determinism
>>222773301>>>/int/cum
>>222773292lucky bastards :p
i dont mind if you lot root for Bosnia as I'll be rooting for Mexican victory over england
match coverage done, tim could do with this
>>222773318>>>/int/cum
>>222773307i have no clue. it seems like people have free will but there's good arguments against it, i suppose.
poop weener
>>222773153Life is about gaining pleasure from abusing drugs. The problem is you cant do a certain drug for too long or it will destroy you. I for example have damaged my heart from alcohol abuse so now i just smoke weed. I will continue to do this until i hurt my brain and develop panic attacks and cant sleep without it. After this i will likely move onto benzos or heroin
gary barlow
>>222773307i think it's a great defence in court
>>222773270no one cares about soccernow stop thinking about american penises, it's getting real fucking weird
they still dare, to kiss them in public, to make fun of my loneliness, despite all the power i have gathered. in my presence.they don't respect me, they mock me, they choose these subhumans over me, they're proudly and shamelessly propagating, spreading ugliness, vulgarity and degeneracy and they know it.systemic death upon them, from my superior and perfect world.it will reach them, their end is near, i know
weedtoil soon
>>222773359youll do nothing
no wait I can explain
>>222773360where do you buy your weed pal i need to chief on that loud pack or whatever the youngsters say
>>222773377>>222773377>>222773377
>>222773326>>222773308>>222773065>>222773383
