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II BELIEVE
goodnight
i think this is the one by default because the other guy fucked it up
>>222776859momlover.com
>>222776885me when I have the objectively right opinion on everything
whos this bozo that keeps forgetting the subject
>>222776893i hate thread splitting in general (slows the thread down if more than one is active)but the thread isn’t searchable for people just showing up if it’s unnamed, so the other one is not performing a core function
im watching boobs play video games on twitch
>>222776859https://youtu.be/qAmulKjcHoo?si=vEee6upjeGlMOIk1
It was 97(36 for commie fags) here today. Couldn't even tell because my house is 68(20 for you commie fags) all day today because of my AC
for me the subject is always the same:gock.
>>222776859mylf.com
>>222776859alright leafoids hopefully you enjoyed your day
Shooting up horse directly into my eyeballs cause I've run out of veins to rig upto
>>222776801I couldn't believe it actually did it. I didn't even know it was a hornet. It was a giant bug flying loudly around my room until that moment. I grabbed a dustpan to swat it down with literally thinking nothing of it and the little fucker grabbed onto the dustpan as I was swinging and took a ride down as my arm fell back down and then IMMEDIATELY shot to my foot like a fucking heat-seeking missile it all happened so fast it felt like I was watching it happen outside of my body to someone else. I literally could not believe it was happening. Nowhere did it cross my mind that there was a possibility that the bug would fight back. it had just never happened before
>>222776859PLEASE STAND FOR THE US NATIONAL ANTHEMhttps://youtu.be/k2ZEsfteJ5g?si=kr1gJJl1Dc1c22G3
sick to bastard death of the local police constantly abusing the emergency alert system over nothingburgers
>>222776926no gock no dock
The two days between July 1–July 4 are just like the inter-war era c. 1919–1939.
I'll stay up for >>222777777 methinks
>>222776952what part of your foot did it sting
>>222776952you should get an electric swatter. ABSOLUTE KINO
>>222776859https://youtu.be/KY45Y4uMl4Q?si=PKn9UfRtl0Tcfh0J
>thread splits>discussion immediately diesWtf mfs
I have a headache but that's not gonna stop me from jerking off
how do I get girls to talk to me? I cant stop being an incel if I dont even know what makes women repulsed by me(besides being ugly)
>>222777041jorkin it
>>222777029killed the vibes. it's over.
>>222776968The top, kind of below my big toe. It felt like being burned with 10 cigarettes constantly with no relief. hydrocortisone cream and ice helped a little and I don't know how to explain this but I genuinely felt violated by how long it took the pain to subside like I could not believe that had happened and was still impacting me and there was the proof right there. and I think it only stung me one time and I got lucky because apparently they will sting multiple times because they can't lose their stingers and die like bees. I was just screaming and swatting at my own foot with the dustpan so frantically and it took a lot of effort to get off it wasn't just wasn't letting go. I was screaming a scream I never screamed before
>>222777029say something interesting you dumb guy
>>222777066Holy shit : /
>>222777079Pornhub
>>222777086me on the rightNOT YOU on the left
>>222777086this is a stupid general
>>222777093wtf...
>>222777086Stop impersonating meAlso worst ship
>>222777086THE FUCK
>>222777103
>>222777104Do you have a cute feminine penis?
threads in dire straits, lads
>>222777117Yes sirski!
>Do you have a cute feminine penis?
Gonna go see the fireworks this weekend, haven't in years but it's the 250th so it should be fun
>>222777125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC1Pdsppch4
i miss when we all loved each other. now we all hate each other. it kinda sucks
>>222777139it's romantic to watch fireworks ok
corr pooingtonshire extra sticky rngarn hefta give diss wun an extra pushcontemplatin' wettin' the toilet paper for more thorough wipe
I don't care about fireworks unless it's the song by Animal Collective
>>222777139>>222777153Invite me, we drink and you get to shag me afterxoxoxo hehe!!!
>>222777171how about...NONE of that!
>>222777177off by 600 reeeeeeee
>>222776975HELL fuckin naw I am now terrified to attempt killing hornets. The electric swatter seems like a good idea but if you miss or it grabs onto the non-electric edge IT IS GOING TO ATTACK YOU!!!! They do not have a similar fear/avoidance drive to any other insect I've ever seen, they will genuinely just immediately come for your ass and lock on. they don't fear death and don't have to. Lowkey there was another hornet in my room when I got home and I cried and had my sister kill it but at first she told me that I was 30 and needed to grow up until she realized I was having a genuine panic attack
Post more anime
>>222777189
>>222777167I don't care about Animal Collective unless it's their EP with Vashti Bunyan
wish I had some milk or juice in the fridge and not just filtered tap water
>>222777185Kiss meeee
>>222776952One night during a severe heat wave in a shitty old apartment with no AC and no screens on the windows, I was forced to open the screenless bedroom windows due to the extreme heat. I woke up to something big trying to land on my face, I wasn’t sure what it was; maybe a bird. Once I finally got a light on, which was itself an ordeal because it wouldn’t leave my face alone, it turned out to be a giant Cecropia moth, about seven inches across. I absolutely could not shoo it away. If the light was off, it was trying to land on my face; if the light was on, it was circling around the light. Eventually, I just opened the windows in the living room, lured it out of my bedroom using the hallway lights (which I then turned off), went back to bed, and it had seen itself out by morning.
>>222777208you're probably that ugly fagnadian who couldn't even get a jeet to fuck him lmaoooo
>>222777210Cecropia looks like this
>>222777208out of the bearded barley
>>222777167>>222777197How do you do fellow /mu/llennials *tips fedora*
>>222777213the nigga youre posting literally kissed a tranny on camera btw
is it me or has racebaiting gotten 5 times worse in the last month? like it's been bad for years but it's been really, really bad lately.
>>222777231he’s a performance artist
>>222776955Just disable it
>>222777197>Animal Collectivewhat a faggot name
>>222777219cool photo
>>222777241I was thinking the polar opposite, recently. A few years back, /cum/ used to be full of retarded tranny vs chud debates, racial shit flinging, etc. Now it’s quite calm. Seems like the Chuds won, and it’s now the consensus position, which makes for peace and quiet.
>>222776968looked like this for hours and hours (pic censored for decency)
>>222777265Could have been worse if it got the bottom of your foot. That’s why I asked
>>222777249I don’t want to disable it, lest I miss the incoming nuclear ICBMs warning, or a mass shooting in my area warning. They should allow you to subscribe or unsubscribe for specific tiers of emergency alert seriousness
>guy camping the left lane doing 10 under>start passing him in the right lane>he speeds up and matches my speed>come up to a truck>slow down and get behind him>he slows back down and starts matching the truck's speedwhy
>>222777303Email from your mom?
>>222777296>lest I miss the incoming nuclear ICBMs warning, or a mass shooting in my area warningI figure what happens is going to happen and I'd rather not be bothered
>>222777314done 'im
>>222777319I dabble in some prepper type shit so I bought some of those potassium iodide pills online, the ones meant to help you not get cancer from nuclear emergencies lol
let's talk trannies and chuds
>>222777282Have you ever been stung?
>>222777262libtards have kinda given up it seems. makes sense though if you have so many indefensible positions.
>>222777424Yes and no. I think I’ve been partially stung more than once, but I’ve always been able to brush them away while they’re trying to do it
>>222777262Because everyone hates blump no one defends him no more
>>222777431There’s been some funny online discourse about that lately>woke wasn’t real it was a chud psyop!
>>222777341If a nuke ever hits near you the number one thing you're gonna wish you had is Pedialyte.
>>222777481Is that for the hangover after getting drunk when you find out nukes are flying
>>222777480yeah they're backpedalling hard lately, but the only defense they have is pretending they didn't say the things they did, which is tough when you said it on 4k video and it's still on the internet.I suppose their next gambit will be claiming they never said it and it's AI, but yeah. nobody trusts those fools anymore
Real niggas stand up
>>222777491if nukes fly I personally won't have time to even get drunk I suppose so yolo
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>>222777456I didn't know it was a hornet at first because it was huge and I never thought about hornets or them existing in my life or how big they'd be. Much bigger than wasps. How bad did yours hurt? Was it wasp or hornet? Not sure if it's true but I think wasps can be worse. hard to imagine worse than today though
gooned to FF7 remake sfm porn again
Was the war worth it
>>222777491Shit's scary, dude.
gooned to myself again
>>222777559no, the US should have allied with germany
>>222777562Post nudes x
I was jacking in the shower once and I had stop to take a moment how good my dong looked all wet and hard
gooned meself to death agen
/cum/ is chad and stacy general
Can't believe we're giving eye ran $300 billion bros
>>222777601>weCanada is not involved
I was jerking off and the porn star l was watching was so pretty to me that I felt bad and stopped
>>222777616Canada is the 51st state
>JUST IN: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz pardons immigrant Tou Lue Vang, who was convicted of sexually abusing a 10-year-old.umm...
>>222777587when I was growing up, mid stroke id have to look down at the little guy and smile because of how far he was coming along.
I wish I tried harder to lose my virginity back in the day. All things considered you can explain away being a virgin at 21. Can't do that at 29.
fat canadians sound like gorons when they get off the sofa
>>222777601art of the deal, o algo
>The science behind the bomb is profound. Embedded in the thermonuclear flash of light are two pulses of thermal radiation. The first pulse lasts a fraction of a second, after which comes the second pulse, which lasts several seconds and causes human skin to ignite and burn. The light pulses are silent; light has no sound. What follows is a thunderous roar that is blast. >The intense heat generated by this nuclear explosion creates a high-pressure wave that moves out from its center point like a tsunami, a giant wall of highly compressed air traveling faster than the speed of sound. It mows people down, hurls others into the air, bursts lungs and eardrums, sucks bodies up and spits them out. “In general, large buildings are destroyed by the change in air pressure, while people and objects such as trees and utility poles are destroyed by the wind,” notes an archivist who compiles these appalling statistics for the Atomic Archive.>As the nuclear fireball grows, this shock front delivers catastrophic destruction, pushing out like a bulldozer and moving three miles farther ahead. The air behind the blast wave accelerates, creating several-hundred-mile-per-hour winds, extraordinary speeds that are difficult to fathom.
told a female coworker about ancient rome she was all like>oh wow anon that's so interesting
>>222777647blump is very good at surrending first the Afghanistan deal and now this
>>222777560>PedialyteThe thing you drink to shit yourself?
>This nuclear blast wave in Washington, D.C., destroys all structures in its immediate path, instantly changing the physical shapes of engineered structures including office buildings, apartment complexes, monuments, museums, parking structures—they disintegrate and become dust. That which is not crushed by blast is torn apart by whipping wind. Buildings collapse, bridges fall, cranes topple over. Objects as small as computers and cement blocks, and as large as 18-wheeler trucks and double-decker tour buses, become airborne like tennis balls.>The nuclear fireball that has been consuming everything in the initial 1.1-mile radius now rises up like a hot-air balloon. Up from the earth it floats, at a rate of 250 to 350 feet per second. Thirty-five seconds pass. The formation of the iconic mushroom cloud begins, its massive cap and stem, made up of incinerated people and civilization’s debris, transmutes from a red, to a brown, to an orange hue. Next comes the deadly reverse suction effect, with objects—cars, people, light poles, street signs, parking meters, steel carrier beams—getting sucked back into the center of the burning inferno and consumed by flame.>>222777656Lol many such cases!
/cum/fy 4th of July convo starting, maybe my dreams of starting an /int/ discord with frens from all over the world will finally come trueeveryone here is more than welcome to come! https://discord.gg/CptztK3k3
>>222777661thats prune juice, you muppet
Told you niggas epstein was a nothing burger
>>222777675Actually I was thinking of peglyte
>More than a million people are dead or dying and less than two minutes have passed since detonation. Now the inferno begins. This is different from the initial fireball; it is a mega-fire beyond measure. Gas lines explode one after the next, acting like giant blowtorches or flamethrowers, spewing steady streams of fire. Tanks containing flammable materials burst open. Chemical factories explode. Pilot lights on water heaters and furnaces act like torch lighters, setting anything not already burning alight.>Collapsed buildings become like giant ovens. People, everywhere, burn alive.Open gaps in floors and roofs behave like chimneys. Carbon dioxide from the firestorms sinks down and settles into the metro’s subway tunnels, asphyxiating riders in their seats. People seeking shelter in basements and other spaces belowground vomit, convulse, become comatose, and die. Anyone aboveground who is looking directly at the blast—in some cases as far as thirteen miles away—becomes blinded.
>youtube freebird reactionsI refuses to believe that many black people have never head that song
>Asphalt streets turn to liquid from the intense heat, trapping survivors as if caught in molten lava or quicksand. >Hurricane-force winds fuel hundreds of fires into thousands of fires, into millions of them. Ten miles out, hot burning ash and flaming wind-borne debris ignite new fires, and one after another they continue to conflate. All of Washington, D.C., becomes one complex firestorm. A mega-inferno. Soon to become a mesocyclone of fire. Eight, maybe nine minutes pass.>Ten and twelve miles out from ground zero (in the 1 psi zone), survivors shuffle in shock like the almost dead. Unsure of what just happened, desperate to escape. Tens of thousands of people here have ruptured lungs. Crows, sparrows, and pigeons flying overhead catch on fire and drop from the sky as if it is raining birds. There is no electricity. No phone service. No 911.>The localized electromagnetic pulse of the bomb obliterates all radio, internet, and TV. Cars with electric ignition systems in a several-mile ring outside the blast zone cannot restart. Water stations can’t pump water. Saturated with lethal levels of radiation, the entire area is a no-go zone for first responders. Not for days will the rare survivors realize help was never on the way.>Those who somehow manage to escape death by the initial blast, shock wave, and firestorm suddenly realize an insidious truth about nuclear war. That they are entirely on their own. Former FEMA director Craig Fugate tells us their only hope for survival is to figure out how to “self-survive.” That here begins a “fight for food, water, Pedialyte . . .”
>>222777777 inbound
Someone shut this bot up
I think fucking escorts to lose virginity is fine. Fuck em until you stop giving a fuck about w*men
>>222777701Why do white people feel the need to have their tastes validated (or literally anything) validated by black people? That's why those videos get views.>would a tuff auraful BBC like MCR?
Check em
Won't you take me toFunky town
>>222777777
Shut up you BBC obsessed freak
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Digits
oh no, the repeating digits that I dont care about happened
>>222777744I don't give a fuck if black people like it or not, it's just surprising how many of those video's are black people
>discord invite postingunc really went there
I've never used discord before
>>222777842>ai baby
My grandfather, who was my role model, would be so terribly disappointed in the man I've become
>>222777812>oh no, the repeating digits that I dont care about happened
did you just post an ai image?holy sh*t dude. huge yikes.
received a SEETHING (you)
Boomers be like>only little boys in funny uniforms can legally dispose of american flags
^never got his webelos badge
If you think about it this is basically a public Discord
We blows what?
Damn my dick smells
>>222777627>immigrant Tou Lue Vang, who was convicted of sexually abusing a 10-year-old.Star Wars name
>>222777956describe it to me
we are doing good at the soccer cup /cum/bros
I joined that guy's Discord and he doesn't know it but I masturbate while we're all talking
>>222777885I probably have some sort of superego problem as a result of one of my grandfathers dying like 20yrs before I was born, while the other died when I was about 2yrs old
>>222777975https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo
There was a time when an artist would release an album and Apple Music would get one bonus track and Spotify would get another bonus track and Amazon or whatever would get another. So you could never have all the songs on your preferred app. Fucked up.
>>222777958sounds like a great person to pardon, gotta pardon those child rapists
Im bedpilledim in my sleepyarc
It’s 3 in the morning and I'm cooking some chicken breast and noodles to eat because I'm one crazy motherfucker
Welcome to BP brother
Just untangled a dingleberry from my ass hairs
it'd be cool if the government paid me to do a study where i don't leave my house and they study the effects of it or something
>>222778064Stupickles.jpg
Holy fuck its storming pretty hard out there bud
Being a house slave doesn't sound too bad all in all
>>222778141Rapes you
thread just died
>>222778088Did you eat it
>>222778198Would you rather get raped a bit or spend every day of your life out in the fields under the hot Georgia sun
We talking about buckbreaking now?
My dog is hiding in my room because he's scared of the thunder
>>222777761Fuark
I feel the weight of the world on my backI see the future... the future looks black
No point in art if I can't crank my hog to it
>>222778337I’m always talking about buck breaking
>>222778315I’m doing the raping anon. Now shut up and spread those cheeks.
I'd rather be a bedwench than whatever else they did
My ancestors lived under serfdom far longer than slavery was a thing a the US. Who is REALLY owed reparations?
I think football might be better than futbol
>>222778477Slav?
>>222778477What if Africans had to repay the tens of trillions of dollars that have been sent to the black hole of African since decolonization instead of doing fantastical stuff like colonizing the stars
>>222778495Just typical anglo stock. I'm taking the liberty assuming my ancestors who just commoners and not some nobles
>>>/s4s/13040494Watching an argument unfold between these two massive [s4s] personalitiesGuy on the right just dropped a vocaroo
Incels deserve reparations for what society has done to them.
>>222778526If you go far enough back, in the order of something like 1000-1400 years, you’re pretty well guaranteed to be descended from everyone who ever lived within your ethnic group(s) due to everyone mixing up with everyone else
>>222778537Zesty nigga
>>222778537/s4s/posters look like THAT?!
>>222778526Aren’t most Europeans related to Charlemagne in some way?
Which one of Noah's sons was white people again?
>>222778544Thats why I try not to beat myself up for not achieving more. Not saying success isn't possible for me, but it is rigged from start.
>>222778621Japheth in Hebrew, or Iapetus in Anglicized GreekCuriously similar to Jupiter…
>>222778621Japheth
Men of European descent built the modern world - and will never be forgiven for doing so.
Cool it with the anti-Japhetic remarks!
>>222778664The ancient Anglo-Saxons didn’t know what the Roman Empire was, and couldn’t conceive of how anyone could built anything with the monumental grandeur of Roman architecture, so the main theory was that their stuff in Britain must have been built by some kind of magical race of giants. Kind of like how some people attribute the pyramids to Ayy Lmaos
>>222778721why didn't they just write it down when the roman garrison was all the way up to hadrian's wall
starting to think this guy may have been on to something here.
White people were created by a Black man, so in a way Black people built the modern world.
In 2012, a TV channel accidentally aired Teletubbies with subtitles from The Sopranos.A technical error at Icelandic TV station Stöð 2 caused subtitles from an episode of The Sopranos to play over a morning airing of Teletubbies, a show normally dubbed into Icelandic and not subtitled at all. The subtitles came from Season 4 of The Sopranos, specifically the episode "The Strong, Silent Type." While Tinky-Winky and Po bounced around their pastel hillside, Icelandic subtitles rolled across the screen reading things like "You can no longer function as a man," "Last week when I came home to learn that you had killed our dog," and "You killed the dog?"A viewer named Svanhildur Hólm Valsdóttir photographed the screen and posted the images on social media, where the story got local attention and was picked up by Icelandic media. Stöð 2 shut down completely in June 2012, just months after the incident, and was replaced by a new channel called Sýn. The archives of the old broadcaster were lost or made inaccessible, meaning no footage of the broadcast is known to survive. The only proof it ever happened is a few blurry photographs like the image below.
Anyone need some uranium?
Sir Gay
>>222778774LOL
Why haven't you switched to diapers yet?
>>222776859Would hood Dale still be a cuckold?
Why haven't you joined the freak show at your local circus?
>>222779046Black niggas are about 10x as likely to go to prison in their lifetimes in the U.S., so they’re much more likely to become prison gay. Maybe the writers could run with that
Saw a child who couldn't have been older than the age of ten wearing a Dr Dre t-shirt today.
>>222779124Is he even relevant anymore? I feel like I haven’t heard about him since I was a kid. Maybe he makes de facto children’s music?
>>222779124Niggas is all about teaching the young nowhttps://youtu.be/PGFBxoWqOV0
Don’t beat yourself upJack yourself off
>>222778537Interesting, saw the police website for that troon just yesterday
Why are American Ngubus so much more violent than French Ngubus?
>>222779272You could have said “beat yourself off in line 2
Made my first ever s4s post
>>222779308This is news from yesterday in the former French colony of Mali
Is it really so controversial to say that the African continent as a whole is beyond saving
https://youtu.be/zXejdqdmdSsThis is Baloney
>>222779402China can fix her
>>222779350kek based post
