serious edition
rare swedish new
me and the senpai
>>222777465>>222777483>>222777490>>222777449
>>222777498that lad was a bit hard done by obviously he was getting attacked and she ran up and he didn't realise she was police
>>222777470yeah don't do that, best is way laying comfortably. Damn first Wim Hoff pod is from 2015, so I've been doing it 11 years...thought it was more like 8
gonna be a hot one today
>>222777498grow up
>>222777527Why are you butthurt? Explain.
>>222777549
got the spongebob on
right thats me getting on the cans now saving bokkles for noon me thinks
what if yanks win the world cup
>>222777582anything is possible when you believe in the power of love xx
>>222777582not happening
>>222777582we’d never hear the end of it
>>222777582then it's coming homebut I've got Portugal winning it
>>222777582Would be funny for the colossal amount of seethe it would cause.
Been doing my smeggy incel walks listening to the "Music to listen to while reading Berserk" playlist on Spotify recently. Good stuff.
funny videos
rorke spending his thursday morning watching a bugs life
Got the Wes Montgomery on
get them in.get them housed.get them wanked.
ruby granger sex arse
Literally EVERYTHING is completely FUCKED>Internet Censorship >Digital ID>Age Verification>Mass immigration >Enshittification of software>Housing unaffordable>Endless inflation>Digital panopticon being built>Central Bank Digital Currency plannedWhy the hell were we even born into this time? I genuinely have absolutely no hope for the future. This is quite literally hell.I genuinely feel like a walking corpse most days. The world since 2020 has just become an absolute hell.Is there any reason I shouldn't be suicidal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLkexcI0JSU
Westyorkshire Montgomery
Many survivors of the Titanic reported hearing sounds they described as explosions before the sinking.Interesting
they turned the dots sideways. the work of the woke no doubt
>>222777897the sound of your pea brain exploding at being asked 'what's 2+2'
jetbergs can't melt steel boats
>>222777916It’s 4
>>222777897boat fuel can't melt steel beams
>>222777935RIP your inadequate noggin lad x
hate the false modesty of england. you're literally the favourites and yet every time you go a goal down you're like 'omg we're shit imma cut my wrists'
>>222777897JP Morgan who owned it was supposed to be there but he cancelled last minute.Just like Larry Silverstein not turning up to work on 9/11 because of doctors appointment or whatever
high powered jet willies can't melt steel bums
>>222777963I mean if it was a conspiracy I doubt he'd wait 'till last minute to cancel
>>222777955fuck off malcolm you groupbound swine
>>222777834okay
the watchhttps://youtu.be/9Eo8mXXFSkw?si=zi2MRW9HGWIAkthh
>>222778000dont know what groupbound means or who malcolm is
>>222777916>>222777935TWO PLUS TWO IS FOURTWO PLUS TWO IS FOURTWO PLUS TWO IS FOUR
good morning feet lovers!
>>222778027it means you're a porridge wog and your '''team''' of larping englishmen will never get out of the fucking GROUP stage lololololoooooool
>>222777988Okay mutt whatever you say.
>>222778046groupbound isn't a word, mong
england copes with losing by comparing themselves to countries of only 5 m people
>>222778071it's a productive suffixconsider yourself suffixated by my superior ANGLO shaft
Please get more Indians in this countryPlease
>>222778071mexico's players should have a restricted windpipe to make up for their altitude advantage the cheating bastards
I'm trying to get an /int/ server going. Right now we're giving a goth Brazilian guy who is going to university in the US advice on how to make friends and talk to girls if any of you would like to pop in https://discord.gg/CptztK3k3
England going life and death with a country in the middle of a civil war and where 40% are starving
>>222777628animated soyjaks
and basically that's why I'm right
>>222778091This would make more sense if they hadn't just won, sweetie x
>>222778047I accept your sneedception
>strong black coffee>go for a nice stroll with dogberg for an hour>another strong black coffeemental how caffeine and a bit of mild exercise of the lower half of the body makes you gag for a good wank
>>222778145you were losing for most of the duration. it doesn't bode well for future projections
saw that pizzacake minge pic where she turns it inside out and it looks like a bat spreading its wings
>>222778159great post
>>222778213finally a good post
>>222777575kek are those adult nappies on the right
whenever i see a big lorry go past i like to imagine stepping in front of it and becoming a smear on the road, traumatising everyone at the bus stop
>>222778231even been on a high bridge over some deep blue water? always tempting to just go in
>>222778208fanny like levante's club crest
>>222778231nobody would care in the yookay they're all used to it from growing up in delhi
>>222778231
Sir Mateus FernandesSir Sandro Tonali
cancelled my haircut with the fit zoomer lass, decided my hair wasn't actually that long
football's garden gnome
okaygnomie sex arse
>>222778278you chickened out
>>222778278ok thanks for letting us know
>>222778285jamie o'hara mentioned
football's charlize theron
>>222778246i've been on the edge of a cliff in ireland and i didn't like it. that was when i was a child though
>>222778302dimitar berbatov mentioned
football's traffic cone
football's baritone
>>222778320any random black centre-back mentioned
>>222778278haven't had a woman cut my hair since it was mumberg who would take me to the barbers women are clueless about men's cuts
I am English :)
football's progesterone
i would like to see the aforementioned pizzacake minge pic
>>222778332claude makelele mentioned
football's pay day loan
>>222778354derby county 2007/08 squad mentioned
>>222777498>>222777535dtfic meltdown
>>222778320pissing and screaming
football's blarney stone
>>222778364mike ashley mentioned
any more?
football's answer phone
>>222778382jack charlton mentioned
football's rorke raper
>>222778400harry redknapp mentioned>>222778405dulwich hamlet mentioned
football's thunderdome
yank ruined it
well thats dead now
>>222778418FOY
missus cuts my hair these days, does an alri job don’t want to support the money laundering mysterypakis rubbing my head
>Asked for his message to parents, Tuchel said: "Write an excuse for school and let them watch.>"There's so much school to go to, but the World Cup is every four years. Let them watch.bit irresponsible
>>222778292not really considering I've been going to her every couple months for years
Visit Benjamin Franklin's house. This is where he buried all the victims.
Covid essentially proved to the government that the vast majority of people are slaves who will do whatever they're told and comply.There is no point trying to Redpill normies, either they get it or they don't. My position is Total White Victory or Total White Death.THE MASSES ARE RETARDED
>>222778448government will tell us to scan our face to listen to post-match interviews next
>>222778470banging my pots and pans to this post
>>222778470can you go back to making those AI images of black men and gnasher those were funny
>>222778445used to do this when i had a gfberg. now im an incel again I just do it myself it looks alri
>>222778479You did that one already, dickhead.
>>222778494thats 2016mong
>>222777779wood berry
>toilberg off for two weeks>not leaving till tomorrowLads I don't fucking want to pretend to toil while at home today
>used to do this when i had a gfberg. now im an incel again I just do it myself it looks alri
>>222778504don't confuse that latecomer for me>>222778479apologise to the thread
>>222778512shut it you presumptuous poor irish slug
should be at toil now, still in bed, not in the mood today
sir kier starmer
fat woman at work is talking about food again
>>222778333sir king ledley
>Marv>Rowan Atkinson>Wayne Rooney>Wreck-It Ralph>Colin Firth>David Tennant>Jonathan Banks when he was youngernone of these people look alike but I've been compared to all of them, maybe I defy classification like the utter specimen that I am
>>222778548>fat woman at workwe can eat if we want towe can leave your diet behindbecause your friends don't bingeand if they don't bingewell they're not friends of mine
>>222778548based if she's talking about denying it to third world childrengrim if talking about munching an aero for brekkie
>>222778563alri wreck it wayne
>>222778574gp
>>222778577wayne wrecked it himself lad
just sold a £28 item on Vinted. im rich
one time i was in mcdonalds on my own and some lads were trying to secretly film me. probably ended up on tiktok 'weird freak in mcdonalds'
>>222778616Sir Chinese Tat
>>222778620sorry
>>222778623dont think many clothes are made in china these days grandad
>>222778620That you noticed is proof on its own that you are autistic. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy
already thursday
the mcdonalds incel prophecy... at last... the chosen neek
my first order of business is to get my bum out
>>222778637>t. 38 year old CAD monkey from Stoke
>>222778646I call them goodgers
bit later than usual but yes, the sausages are on
>>222778659idgi, you're 38? ok then
>>222778669good lad. got them in the air friar?
Have a date this evening but want to get a cheeky morning wank in
>>222778693why
>>222778693i see no conflict
2 swedes? this is outrageous
>>222777617who the fuck leaked the script?
this is getting out of hand now there are two of them
>>222778684air friars are for spastics and deanos, I do mine in a pan
>>222778717one is very clearly a vpncunt
Are they right?>>>/sp/156098930>Funny thing is we speak the version of English that the English spoke in the 16th century meanwhile Brits speak with a frankenstein bastardized accent of their own language>>>/sp/156099002>I would say 1700s, not 1500s, nevertheless Americans do pronounce most things more clearly, such as th, t, and let's not forget the Hard R.
you know it's Sean Allan talking to himself because he spelt it friar in both posts
>>222778764dunno i wasn't around back then
>>222778706Cocken shall have its>>222778716These are the details that can make or break you
>>222778674Windsor is picturesque She isn't though so not sure why you posted her
>>222778764there is some truth to yank English being closer to ye olde English but the language was already bastardised by then anyway>yanks pronounce most things more clearlywhat the fuck am I reading lmao
>>222778777I am not helperfag I am the well established /brit/ sausage postersean probably doesnt even know how to cook a 'sage
>>222778791>there is some truth to yank English being closer to ye olde Englishno substance to this claim whatsoever
>>222778764cody posting from his meemaw's trailer
>>222778777i started the air friar deliberate mis-spelling gimmick. have a word with yourself mate
pinky toe is such a fucked up bastard of a toe can't even grow a nail right
It is official the toil starting time now, lads
>>222778826FOY
fried air
/sp/ gets worse every year. checked in occasionally during this wc and it's mostly race bait bbc chud threads and the daily england bad/APOLOGISE flooding. possibly the lowest IQ board on 4chan
We at /brit/ wish the Wealdstone Raider happiness in his marriage
>>222778843full of thirdies what do you expect
>>222778843here is probably worse thoi think average iq in brit must be around 80
>>22277885980/100 isn't bad. That's like 80% cleverness
my 4chan is going slow with pages taking a long time to load is this also happening on your computer please respond, over
>>222777582It would be called soccer from now on. As it should be. Also thousands of divegrass fans would kill themselves.
>>222778853>the way she hurries away at the end to not be next to him longer than necessary to record the stupid tiktokgrim
>>222778859Nah, /sp/ manages to have the worst aspects of /int/, /pol/, and /v/
>>222778874dunno mate, i'm not on the site at the moment
>>222778888maybe she is going to lay on their marriage bed and then he will have sex with her
>>222778859well yeah /brit/ beats anywhere for biggest thickos apart from maybe mumsnet or some of the "humour" subreddits
>>222778874clear your cache
>>222778874Slow for me as well, over and out
>>222778874install linux
>>222765874
rorke playing a game called 'bald-park figure' where you and a friend have to guess how many small hairs are left on a bald man's head
>>222778853rum little bloke
>>222778902Well, with the exception of me and everybody but the rorkes
Nothing more satisfying that cycling on a winding narrow road and knowing you've got a tailback of 20 cars behind you.Get fucked
>>222778942joggers are to footpaths what cyclists are to the road, and I loathe joggers
Don't fancy England's chances against Mexico
>>222778949racist dogwhistle post this
>>222778942i don't drive or cycle (never leave my room you see) but the supposed seething that cyclists cause is hilarious
>>222778956What did you think of Kane's ludious display yesterday?
another morning meeting looking at the fit ones
>>222778963he does nothing yet at the same time scores 2 goals per gameprobs should have had a penalty as well, though he didn't help himself with the exaggerated dive
>>222778963What? Did Kane return to WWE yesterday?
night off the booze and i slept like hell because my fried mong brain was chimping out all night doing cartwheels waiting for the usual helping of ethanol to chill out but it never came. the 3mg of melatonin had zero or even negative effect
le bvsed frvg (virgin) holding up the heckin cuckold and goys
>>222778989>the 3mg of melatonin had zero or even negative effecttold you spacker. you're all always going to buy pointless supplements and vitamins thinking it's going to magically fix anything.
>>222778997But real life is like Fallout or Elder Scrolls. You take a consumable and it has instant effect
20 minutes trying to fix my computer in the toil building remotelyOnly to realize I don't give two shites
>>222778989tried not being a pathetic waste of skin?
housemateblatt is doing a thing where she has booked a hotel in the city we live in to ‘relax’ and ‘use the spa’i can only assume this is actually a sexual thing and she’s going to take about 2 miles of black dick in actuality
>>222778997you didnt reply to any of my posts you schizo retard go and play dollhouse elsewhere
got a finger-up-the-bunghole procedure booked (by a doctor(a rectoscopy if you will))
gay porn
>>222779017couldn't bear living with a womanif she was a munter i'd be jealous that she's having sex and im notand if she wasn't i'd be jealous of all the guys sleeping with herw hile i spedn every night alone in my incel room
Dried poo in a diaper eventually turns into a fine powder that sticks to the skin and body hairs.
>>222779017How about you ask this imaginary girl directly if that's what she meant instead of boring us with your fetish
>>222779019i did. you mongs are always on about melatonin, magnesium, vitamin d, st johns wort, horny goat weed, protein shakes and a bunch of other slop but you're physically weak runts with vile lifestyles.
>>222779005Hopefully you weren't trying to be clever here
I used to do gay porn but then I took an arrow to the knee xDD
business idea: free drugs
>>222779017i can only assume you're a porn-brained incel freak
getting interviewed for the /brit/ documentary today
thinking of becoming a driving instructor catering to zoomer girlsthen during the heat wave i would pretend the AC is broken and force them to sit in the hot car for two hoursimagine how good the seat would smell afterwards
Anybody here still like Cadburys? I've moved onto Tony's now, so much nicer
>>222779054yeah exactly as i said you didnt. what you:e done is confused me for everyone else youve ever talked to on this anonymous imageboard we had a poster like you before who thought the same person posted about rorke 150000 times
>>222779081haha classic
>>222779105extremely limited business plan. no bank would loan you money to finance this
the new charli xcx video is wankable if you lads haven’t seen it yet
>>222779105I think I would just get increasingly more depressed being exposed to a constant stream of 17/18 year old cuties and knowing they see me as nothing but an old grandpa without even the vagiest whiff of sex appeal
>>222779105you're the reason that women instructor only driving schools exist
>but why can't you unlock the banking app? It's for work so can't you just go into the controls for the bank to unlock my accountLadsI hate her
>>222779105not right is it, besmirching the good name of driving instructors with these evil thoughts of yoursno male driving instructor would ever think of huffing the seat fumes after his pupil exited the car
>>222779109sorry mate i can't keep up with so many of you who think taking melatonin vitamins and protein shakes will cure their sleep and make them hench
>>222779121shes old and busted though
>>222779148least gay brit poster
>>222779121she's last year's news mate. get with the times
>no male driving instructor would ever think of huffing the seat fumes after his pupil exited the carwith that picture saved on your computer, i know for a fact it's the clearview pervert who would do worse things than sniff a seat
>>222779126agreenot to mention he's a predator
>>222779166>the clearview pervertI resent that particular moniker and these baseless accusations
call for help
>>222779160i think youre gay
thomas tuchel or tommy tooks as I call him
>>222779221bet he had a savvy b after last night
>>222779180did an investigationit was actually your idea it seems
rorke getting indicted on >2 counts of armed slobbery>5 counts of enguzzlement>1 count of possession of blunt object above 9” (he took the whole thing)
Sir Ngubu
>>222779234I think you'll find I was merely asking a question there.
Do you reckon monarchs from back in the day were sex symbols? Like if you went back in time, and had the chance, would you fuck someone like Elizabeth I?
>>222779297the consensus is that Cleopatra was hot or at the very least seems to have been highly sexual and led many men astray with her feminine wiles
>>222779297ol' henery the 8th was quite the player back in the dayI don't think anyone wanted to shag Liz I though
>>222779297Henry VIII was a sexy chad in his youth
mental how no one talks about the jew tunnels in new york anymore
>>222779297not sure i’d be interested in snogging the inbred weirdos to be honest
>>222779316He had so many wives and they were all called Catherine. He was a catherine-aholic, or for short a catholic
i dunno theres something hot about hiking up the old royal skirt and giving the royal fannois and arse a good seeing to. be nice to see if she had ginger pubes.
you people will sexual anything
might start signing off all correspondences with 'stay reckless'
got the england highlights on, we’re quite shit aren’t we?
>>222779385the fuck you mean you people
>>222779347hello school teacher of 12 year olds
>>222779385anything but actually having sex
>>222779393gp
>>222779401welll dur i need a woman to consent to that and they have yet to on my 36 years on earth
Yeah they're being aroused by women doing driving lessons, historical monarch, a modestly dressed booktuber, a dead e-girl. Is there anything you wouldn't wank to ya creeps.
the destroyers of doctor congo
Why is /brit/ so bad at this time in the morning it's all just grumpy wankers. Waiting for the free spirited whimsical neets to wake up at mid day to put a bit of zeal about the place
>>222779434*wanks to this post*
>>222779428bet i count punt that girl halfway cross china
Viva mexico
i fink england have fackin dun awright ya knaw
I got some advice for you. Hows about you stop raising a fucking pussy for a kid?
>>222779501I want to know whether parenting has changed or whether this type of shit has always existed but we were never exposed to it because reddit wasn't around.I remember when we were kids we would end up with all sorts of injuries, black eyes, gashes on our heads, and we'd just get a Kinder egg and kiss to make it better.
>>222779501why dont you give them your advice instead of us?
>>222779534helicopter parents have always existed
>>222779549Right but that thread has 500 responses and everyone is acting like another shoah has just taken place.
losing to Mexico at the azteca stadium is probably their best off ramp due to the pre-baked altitude excuse
>>222779567What’s a shoah
>>222779583I barely knew her
>>222779567well its reddit. what do you expect. full of histrionic ponces
>>222779579True. Very lucky
cheeky rapscallion
shoahnda be kissing me
what the hell is happening to the world
Imagine seasidemark working on site lmao
want an attractive police woman to restrain me in handcuffs
f
>>222779632Pikeys
why is it doing this?just fucking edit the image you stupid machine
just done a diarrhea big fat fucking smelly one too
>>222779662Incapable of opening paint are you?
>>222779662basically ssm can get ai to work but you can'tso he has higher iq than youi guess
>>222779663>diarrheaFOY
>>222779597Going to name my kid Histrionic Ponce
>>222779662bit of a golem, you
corrrr it stinks can literally smell it outside
Man wins the lottery he goes home and tells his wife 'pack your bags' and she says 'why where are we going' and they went to Jamaica of her own accord
>>222779663I kind of like having diarrhea because it feels good to cum out your ass
>>222779681You love posting this don't you? Just spend all day waiting for someone to type out diarrhea the easy way rather than the, frankly absurd, English spelling
on the nofap for 2 weeks
not english and have no real affinity for them but the type of people i see cheering for england to get beat makes me root for them automatically like get that up you you cunt youve been mindraped by harry kane
>>222779704paid an escort to lick my arse once and it feels just like diarrhea but inwards instead of outwards
>>222779719in reality you're indistinct from an english person aside from your meme accent
the new>>222779736>>222779736>>222779736
>>222779714currently on the noporn myself, it's going OK but the intrusive thoughts are getting harder to ignore. My brain is basically going SEX SEX TITS SPAFF SEX ARSE
>>222779740the english are a very indistinct bunch its all about chip shops and beer which is fine
>>222779743you need to ignore that side of you
>>222779297richard I was supposed to be extremely handsome which means his mom eleanor of aquitane was at least a 7/10
