Dogs and Their Masters edition
£320 savings. how can I get rich like you
>>222781613cut your own hair young man
>>2227816141000x your shit
>>222781614find a horse race with a dead cert running but with odds of 10000-1. stick it all on that horse
>>222781717dont think its a good idea
/brit/ stands behind Dr Congo and his Senegalese mates in commiserations over their untimely loss to the evil English and Belgian imperialist powers
>>222781574saw this video
>>222781614saar you must think like a brilliant and multiply that 320 by several factors of billion using AI
somebody here yester day said they earn 95k salary and over 100k from the pension investments
>>222781736tell us about it lad
dun 3 pooz
Mental how grim my life is
getting kicked out of my flat, need to find a temp one month rental until i get a new contracti found one but it's a single room in a big house with an indian woman and her daughter. it's only £400 a month but get to use the kitchen and share area.thoughts? otherwise i'd have to pay £800 for a studio.
won on postcode lottery lads
>>222783064worth a punt for a month surelymaybe they'll become your new best friends for life
nth for the holodem
>Kelley Dennison, a 27-year-old Larimer County massage therapist, won the Republican primary to represent Colorado’s 2nd Congressional District
>>222783064how old are they? get them shagged maybe?
mad how there's literally nothing to do in life anymore. everything is too expensive. just spend all day scrolling through shit until it's bed time.
>>222783113um, i want to rim her arse!
using the roll-on deodorant I bought from the airport instead of the spray deodorant which I couldn't take with me on to the plane
feel slightly thinner than this time last week so i think my new diet is working
>Last month, Clifton George was convicted of killing his partner, Annabel Rook.>She was, an extraordinary woman: the founder of MamaSuze, an organisation set up to help refugee women, many of them victims of male violence themselves; an adoring mother of two children.Who would have thought
>>222783113cute faceamazing bodyruins it all with that shit in her ears hebrew tats nonsense and all thatmade how some people hajve it all and still squnader it
>>222783123looks like 35 and 15, not really shagging material
>>222783113we got conservative goth girls before GTA 6
>>222783130you should use roll on anyway
>>222783145grow up you homosexual twat
>>222783148fuck sake a woman my age with a daughter nearly 18mental how im so incellionever even had sex or a gf
HOLY
>>222783113Why do Republicans worship Jews so much
Drafted a scene for Rorke: The AnimeRorke has a new gf. She is black. She spends a lot of time in Rorke's room, which we see becoming less incelly and more pro-black in a cute montage while this plays:https://youtu.be/4BgF7Y3q-as?si=2CATxDLJUYQKwBeq
>>222783170Draft a suicide letter while you're at it
>>222783061cheer up mate
>>222783113>Hebrew tats
>>222783188Your venom cannot harm my soul
>>222783166*looks respectfully*
how does an Israeli make hot tea? Hebrews it!!!!then he bombs a child in Gaza
Not sure where it all went wrong really
>Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke’ and posts after 2026-06-01 and posts before 2026-07-01. 3013 results found.
i like those short lads who make up for their lack of size by being very loud and having a lot of tattoos
>>222783170Sovlful
>>222783237probably that time your uncle did that thing to you
>>222783237shut up you gormless fool
these threads make a lot more sense when you realize 90% of brits are from /brit/feel
>>222783237When you quit the cookies
Just mowed the garden, hot today even though it's only 25c. No clouds so the sun's constantly shooting cancer at meLovely wind though so actually all in all it was lovely outside and I may go eat lunch out there
yanks makes a lot more sense when you realise 90% of them are actually retarded
>>222783266used to go there until around 2020. heard r9k is a tranny board now
>>222783256What is a gorm anyway
>>222783222They love their cat scran
hurga durga borga smorga svenfart 90% retarga harga monga bonga
rorke drinking a pepsi can with his pinky sticking out
>>222783336hello
>>222783336didn’t know you spoke swedish
>>222783351ktim
sharp is a japanese company but for some reason it has an english name
>>222777777
>>222783315gorm the giant in ds3
>>222783291>>222783359why is swedish the most studied secondary language in sweden
using toner on my hair got to keep the bleach looking fresh
>>222783369true
toilberg not happy I wont toil this weekend unpaid because a project he fucked up is behind
>>222783369shapu
>>222783382mandatory for all finns who vacation/work here
>>222783403you've got no mates
>>222783382because sweden is 50% foreigners who only speak english
>>222783415ok and
>>222783415alri toilberg
>>222783420don’t think england fares any better lad
>>222781574Corrr, I love Vice Versa by Samson.I have a funny history of England back home and in it there was a stoey about a king who used to always go out with his custody and disguise and go to pubs and party, but everyone knows who he really was, and the infamous but about it was that he developed an infatuation with the wife of a pub keeper one of his nights out and he shagged her there and then and he brought her to live with him in the palace, a married woman. And the book said it was something everyone knew in england but nobody dared to bring up publicly. What king was it? Have you heard of this?
Rode the Shinkansen today. Japanese man in front of me sits down, turns around, looks me dead in the eyes then reclines his seat. Kind of a chad move tbqh. If only he knew that I regularly raw-dog 14+ hour flights without so much as touching the recline lever.
want to quit my job but I really can't be fucked finding another one
>>222783441yeah but at least we don't pretend to not be a brown country
meant to be taking catberg to the vet for a checkup but he's wise to my game and has fucked off out
>>222783446Low morals
>>222783461get the Dreamies shaken
>>222783452not good that either
>>222783461might have thought you were meeting there
>>222783446ok
>>222783162other swedes do not worship goys with hebrew tats, only this one
>>222783482LEL>>222783452What is a brown country?
I am Fares I am full Irish R1b I work with AI my servant.
>>222783447lucky you could even if it's just in theoryi'm lucky i still have a job with AI taking over. bossberg just loves having me around even though i don't do anything
feel runt
>>222783486är du efterbliven
any baldies in? could do with slapping a bald head
Bye.
>>222783446recent reddit meme repost on /sp/, saw the webm, stop lying and making up stories to look interesting you little freak
nth for the baldiedem
*on all fours in front of the shinkansen with my arse agape*
>>222783516pretty sure he didn't say that at all and was the chudfather GOD that made trannies seethe when he became the doctor back in 2013
>>222783494>What is a brown country?a country where the big cities (places where most people live and that actually matter) are less than 50% white
I and AI my servant are resgining.
>>222783166name
I'm not sexually attracted to David Tennant, but I am romantically attracted to David Tennant
>>222783545I am Fares I am full Irish R1b I work with AI my servant
>>222783545i'm anothony. yours?
>>222783533always want to live in the big cities don't they
>>222783560you're really going to obsess over this for the next few years arent you? New OCD ritual unlocked
I will die for England!
>>222783376Poor gorms
>>222783571meds
>>222783569because that's where the jobs are. cornwall is good only if you're a boomer and already own a house
im swedish
poor lad has ruined his life
>>222783615me too
got a belter of a post but i'm saving it for the old
im profoundly mentally ill
I poo
my nama jeffmy lifa a gay pornmy wife !!
>>222783560Is this a bit, like a guy just dressing up as posh old women to be funny, or is he genuinely a tranny tory cunt
>>222783615>>222783623please kiss
>>222783616me?
ipod ipad ipeed farded shidded and camed
not had a stiffy in about a week so there's a good chance my knob also doesn't work anymore
>>222783652i paid!
>>222783652i paki!
>>222783652Pooh Shiesty
>>222783656this is me but im on the nofap so
Reading about the RAF bombing of Germany in WW2 is utterly nauseating.These are the people in power in this country. Literally kikeslaves who killed thousands of Germans for jewish capitalism.I am firmly convinced Britain's current condition is karmic justice for WW2. The crimes of the Allies are quite literally the worst in history. Britain, America, France and Russia MUST DIE for being ZOG colossuses.It's why I don't care about "saving Britain". This country deserves to die. The scum and jews who run Britain literally sacrificed the entire empire to crush National Socialist Germany.
>>222783652
The afternoon tranny porn wank looms
>>222783652iDiot
>>222783577fake
>>222783641No it's realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB5nivyN3SQ
I'm giving up on trying to sell you things that you ain't buying
me
>>222783688Korr dude, what's on the cards?
shitting my pants at work as a cry for help
>>222783688bender
>>222783656yeah?*starts wanking you off*
>>222783682and so is germany's condition karmic justice for losing?
>>222783708Prime Sarina Valentina
wearing a frilly dress and the wind blows it up revealing my fat hairy thighs and peanut sized bollocks, penis nowhere to be seen as it's burried in my gunt rolls
For the love of cunting fuck I will literally never review an evri courier but they insist on emailing me every fucking time I get something delivered
>>222783705Me too but getting along with normies
>>222783745Sacked tranman
>>222783721mental i had a wank to her about 15 years ago and then never looked at tranny porn again until recently
I was lost but now im found
so we have to play a game against mexico, in their capital city, at an altitude so retarded only mexicans are capable of dealing with ithow exactly is this fair
leftypol be like >hmmm we should increase taxes, surely this will solve our problems
>>222783786its not. thats why they've done it for years and years. we would probably do the same if we had altitude
>>222783786we have sir harry kane
>>222783810there's a big hill by my house maybe we could set a match up there
>>222783808more rich people are leaving the uk than any other country. tax them more they'll surely come back
>>222783697little britain character
>>222783813sir irish diaspora
Any wants England to lose man in
>>222783113need her to peg me asap
>>222783786We have more Africans
