Dogs and Their Masters edition
£320 savings. how can I get rich like you
>>222781613cut your own hair young man
>>2227816141000x your shit
>>222781614find a horse race with a dead cert running but with odds of 10000-1. stick it all on that horse
>>222781717dont think its a good idea
/brit/ stands behind Dr Congo and his Senegalese mates in commiserations over their untimely loss to the evil English and Belgian imperialist powers
>>222781574saw this video
>>222781614saar you must think like a brilliant and multiply that 320 by several factors of billion using AI
somebody here yester day said they earn 95k salary and over 100k from the pension investments
>>222781736tell us about it lad
dun 3 pooz
Mental how grim my life is
getting kicked out of my flat, need to find a temp one month rental until i get a new contracti found one but it's a single room in a big house with an indian woman and her daughter. it's only £400 a month but get to use the kitchen and share area.thoughts? otherwise i'd have to pay £800 for a studio.
won on postcode lottery lads
>>222783064worth a punt for a month surelymaybe they'll become your new best friends for life
nth for the holodem
>Kelley Dennison, a 27-year-old Larimer County massage therapist, won the Republican primary to represent Colorado’s 2nd Congressional District
>>222783064how old are they? get them shagged maybe?
mad how there's literally nothing to do in life anymore. everything is too expensive. just spend all day scrolling through shit until it's bed time.
>>222783113um, i want to rim her arse!
using the roll-on deodorant I bought from the airport instead of the spray deodorant which I couldn't take with me on to the plane
feel slightly thinner than this time last week so i think my new diet is working
>Last month, Clifton George was convicted of killing his partner, Annabel Rook.>She was, an extraordinary woman: the founder of MamaSuze, an organisation set up to help refugee women, many of them victims of male violence themselves; an adoring mother of two children.Who would have thought
>>222783113cute faceamazing bodyruins it all with that shit in her ears hebrew tats nonsense and all thatmade how some people hajve it all and still squnader it
>>222783123looks like 35 and 15, not really shagging material
>>222783113we got conservative goth girls before GTA 6
>>222783130you should use roll on anyway
>>222783145grow up you homosexual twat
>>222783148fuck sake a woman my age with a daughter nearly 18mental how im so incellionever even had sex or a gf
HOLY
>>222783113Why do Republicans worship Jews so much
Drafted a scene for Rorke: The AnimeRorke has a new gf. She is black. She spends a lot of time in Rorke's room, which we see becoming less incelly and more pro-black in a cute montage while this plays:https://youtu.be/4BgF7Y3q-as?si=2CATxDLJUYQKwBeq
>>222783170Draft a suicide letter while you're at it
>>222783061cheer up mate
>>222783113>Hebrew tats
>>222783188Your venom cannot harm my soul
>>222783166*looks respectfully*
how does an Israeli make hot tea? Hebrews it!!!!then he bombs a child in Gaza
Not sure where it all went wrong really
>Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke’ and posts after 2026-06-01 and posts before 2026-07-01. 3013 results found.
i like those short lads who make up for their lack of size by being very loud and having a lot of tattoos
>>222783170Sovlful
>>222783237probably that time your uncle did that thing to you
>>222783237shut up you gormless fool
these threads make a lot more sense when you realize 90% of brits are from /brit/feel
>>222783237When you quit the cookies
Just mowed the garden, hot today even though it's only 25c. No clouds so the sun's constantly shooting cancer at meLovely wind though so actually all in all it was lovely outside and I may go eat lunch out there
yanks makes a lot more sense when you realise 90% of them are actually retarded
>>222783266used to go there until around 2020. heard r9k is a tranny board now
>>222783256What is a gorm anyway
>>222783222They love their cat scran
hurga durga borga smorga svenfart 90% retarga harga monga bonga
rorke drinking a pepsi can with his pinky sticking out
>>222783336hello
>>222783336didn’t know you spoke swedish
>>222783351ktim
sharp is a japanese company but for some reason it has an english name
>>222777777
>>222783315gorm the giant in ds3
>>222783291>>222783359why is swedish the most studied secondary language in sweden
using toner on my hair got to keep the bleach looking fresh
>>222783369true
toilberg not happy I wont toil this weekend unpaid because a project he fucked up is behind
>>222783369shapu
>>222783382mandatory for all finns who vacation/work here
>>222783403you've got no mates
>>222783382because sweden is 50% foreigners who only speak english
>>222783415ok and
>>222783415alri toilberg
>>222783420don’t think england fares any better lad
>>222781574Corrr, I love Vice Versa by Samson.I have a funny history of England back home and in it there was a stoey about a king who used to always go out with his custody and disguise and go to pubs and party, but everyone knows who he really was, and the infamous but about it was that he developed an infatuation with the wife of a pub keeper one of his nights out and he shagged her there and then and he brought her to live with him in the palace, a married woman. And the book said it was something everyone knew in england but nobody dared to bring up publicly. What king was it? Have you heard of this?
Rode the Shinkansen today. Japanese man in front of me sits down, turns around, looks me dead in the eyes then reclines his seat. Kind of a chad move tbqh. If only he knew that I regularly raw-dog 14+ hour flights without so much as touching the recline lever.
want to quit my job but I really can't be fucked finding another one
>>222783441yeah but at least we don't pretend to not be a brown country
meant to be taking catberg to the vet for a checkup but he's wise to my game and has fucked off out
>>222783446Low morals
>>222783461get the Dreamies shaken
>>222783452not good that either
>>222783461might have thought you were meeting there
>>222783446ok
>>222783162other swedes do not worship goys with hebrew tats, only this one
>>222783482LEL>>222783452What is a brown country?
I am Fares I am full Irish R1b I work with AI my servant.
>>222783447lucky you could even if it's just in theoryi'm lucky i still have a job with AI taking over. bossberg just loves having me around even though i don't do anything
feel runt
>>222783486är du efterbliven
any baldies in? could do with slapping a bald head
Bye.
>>222783446recent reddit meme repost on /sp/, saw the webm, stop lying and making up stories to look interesting you little freak
nth for the baldiedem
*on all fours in front of the shinkansen with my arse agape*
>>222783516pretty sure he didn't say that at all and was the chudfather GOD that made trannies seethe when he became the doctor back in 2013
>>222783494>What is a brown country?a country where the big cities (places where most people live and that actually matter) are less than 50% white
I and AI my servant are resgining.
>>222783166name
I'm not sexually attracted to David Tennant, but I am romantically attracted to David Tennant
>>222783545I am Fares I am full Irish R1b I work with AI my servant
>>222783545i'm anothony. yours?
>>222783533always want to live in the big cities don't they
>>222783560you're really going to obsess over this for the next few years arent you? New OCD ritual unlocked
I will die for England!
>>222783376Poor gorms
>>222783571meds
>>222783569because that's where the jobs are. cornwall is good only if you're a boomer and already own a house
im swedish
poor lad has ruined his life
>>222783615me too
got a belter of a post but i'm saving it for the old
im profoundly mentally ill
I poo
my nama jeffmy lifa a gay pornmy wife !!
>>222783560Is this a bit, like a guy just dressing up as posh old women to be funny, or is he genuinely a tranny tory cunt
>>222783615>>222783623please kiss
>>222783616me?
ipod ipad ipeed farded shidded and camed
not had a stiffy in about a week so there's a good chance my knob also doesn't work anymore
>>222783652i paid!
>>222783652i paki!
>>222783652Pooh Shiesty
>>222783656this is me but im on the nofap so
Reading about the RAF bombing of Germany in WW2 is utterly nauseating.These are the people in power in this country. Literally kikeslaves who killed thousands of Germans for jewish capitalism.I am firmly convinced Britain's current condition is karmic justice for WW2. The crimes of the Allies are quite literally the worst in history. Britain, America, France and Russia MUST DIE for being ZOG colossuses.It's why I don't care about "saving Britain". This country deserves to die. The scum and jews who run Britain literally sacrificed the entire empire to crush National Socialist Germany.
>>222783652
The afternoon tranny porn wank looms
>>222783652iDiot
>>222783577fake
>>222783641No it's realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB5nivyN3SQ
I'm giving up on trying to sell you things that you ain't buying
me
>>222783688Korr dude, what's on the cards?
shitting my pants at work as a cry for help
>>222783688bender
>>222783656yeah?*starts wanking you off*
>>222783682and so is germany's condition karmic justice for losing?
>>222783708Prime Sarina Valentina
wearing a frilly dress and the wind blows it up revealing my fat hairy thighs and peanut sized bollocks, penis nowhere to be seen as it's burried in my gunt rolls
For the love of cunting fuck I will literally never review an evri courier but they insist on emailing me every fucking time I get something delivered
>>222783705Me too but getting along with normies
>>222783745Sacked tranman
>>222783721mental i had a wank to her about 15 years ago and then never looked at tranny porn again until recently
I was lost but now im found
so we have to play a game against mexico, in their capital city, at an altitude so retarded only mexicans are capable of dealing with ithow exactly is this fair
leftypol be like >hmmm we should increase taxes, surely this will solve our problems
>>222783786its not. thats why they've done it for years and years. we would probably do the same if we had altitude
>>222783786we have sir harry kane
>>222783810there's a big hill by my house maybe we could set a match up there
>>222783808more rich people are leaving the uk than any other country. tax them more they'll surely come back
>>222783697little britain character
>>222783813sir irish diaspora
Any wants England to lose man in
>>222783113need her to peg me asap
>>222783786We have more Africans
we have a hulk!
>>222783533Ah, so completely arbitrary shit that you prop up to contextualise reality in a way that suits you, got it
>>222783837Mmmmm yummy tasty boot
My new 75" tv has arrived
victorian rorke working as a chimney sweep and dying of consumption
>>222783682All's fair in love and war, B x
>>222783682Germany started the bombing x
can you tell me fastest route to being successful like you. im £320 savings lad ((unemployed)
>>222783682>jewish capitalism.As opposed to which capitalism?
>>222783906Paternalism
Boring cunt power hour is it?
Emerson, Lake & Mousey
>>222783835get them on my local field, can messi do it on an unmowed field full of dog shit and broken glass
>>222783876Not really arbitrary is it. Most people live in cities and nobody gives a fuck about the tail end of boomers in the country side. London is a brown city. Birmingham is a brown city. The UK is therefore brown. Not even racist just stating a fact.
>>222783905i already told you. 1000x your money
>>222783785Was blind but now I see
If you wouldn't shag a 10/10 tranny with a willy over a 1/10 woman who looks like Hulk Hogan, you are gay
>>222783933fuck you
>>222783644yeah
>>222783847I want England to get as far as possible because it's nice for us, but I also can't wait for us to go home because I know fuck all about football and my colleagues are going to find out I was lying about caring
commiemong thinks britain became capitalist in the 70s btw
>>222783883Room is far too small for that TV
>>222783837Oh no, not the rich buisness owners! Let's accept to lower our wages, work for more hours, abolish safety standards and pay for every single thing one needs to survive, at least then we'll have jobs!
>>222783682Basically agree, our role in the world wars was insane. Every single person who supported the war and sent our young men to die for no reason is to blameWe should have teamed up with Germany to attack America
Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep seems quite similar to the plot of Revenge of The Sith (Star Wars)
>>222783950how would they find out?just say shit like "ludicrous display by rashford"
>>222783950Well that's what happens when you lie
>>222783941how about shagging neither
>>222783943that's good advice?
Ghostbuster (1884)
>>222783966no we would just need to lower taxes to keep it competitive with countries like yours (hypocrite) so rich people continue to run businesses and pay taxes here
>>222783963The distance from eye to screen is 240cm, this is apparently the scientific best distance for a 75" screen
>>222783972well that’s pinocchio done
>Eight Buddhist monks were killed in Thailand when they were run over by a child in a stolen pickup truck. Another 13 were also taken to the hospital with critical injuries. The truck was being driven by a 12-year-old boy who had taken it from his parents without permission, a police report said.the parents are you to have to make up a lot of merit for that
Irish lad is pissing me off with his mother in law tier sarcastic replies
>>222784006Boy absolutely DESTROYS his karma with this one weird trick
>>222783966You think wages are rising? Kek
>>222783988Mate, if you aren't a shill by profession, you're a right fiddle.
Ludicrous display by Mumford last night, why the fuck do they let him play, let alone start
>>222784006Just had a stroke trying to make sense of this post
>>222783988>>222784019he’s a greek commie tardignore him
>>222783950Ktim I told them I watch the England games because I didn't want to be a complete pariah but I'm just looking up scores and goal times each morning
>>222784006what do you mean by this
>>222784048Just watch the highlights when you have breakfast. Its like 6mins
>>222784048>did you see that screamer at 78 minutes and 14 seconds? I did and I weant GOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
is a bit weird that we still don't have a motive for the kid who shot trump in the ear
>>222784029"not an argument"
>>222784069scream
>>222784067But I don't want to >>222784069Bit less excitable than this but yeah basically.
>the parents are you to have to make up a lot of merit for that
While Gen Z champions body acceptance, 78% feel body positivity has gone too far, with 27% branding it overhyped and performative. Despite 36% admitting they've lost interest in a date after seeing them naked, 48% say a good vibe and confidence matters more than appearance
>>222784070he was a huge jimmy kimmel fan
>>222784070remind me whereabouts in britain this shooting took please
>>222784099>Despite 36% admitting they've lost interest in a date after seeing them nakedthat's the pornbrain for you
Anyone else gone completely insane in the last 5 or so years
embarrassing post about himself for attention imminent
>>222784110think there was one in birmingham
>>22278412337 years old yes my 30s have been deranged
>>222784110colony of pennsylvania (which is still legally british)
I wanted her to be my gf but it wasn't to be
who phimo here
>>222784117yes lad you’re very high test and chad for fucking fats and having no standards
>>222784099>48% say a good vibe and confidence matters more than appearance well that's me done then
olooo oo o o o o o olool o l oo
rorke teaching me how to eat pussy
*ruins the thread*
>>222784164(they're also lying)>>222784117hard to imagine how bad someone's body is that seeing them naked is such a shock that they feel unattractedgota be proper micropenis (althos houldn't u have felt its sizealready?) or proper falling out of the vaj vaj for that to happen
reiafphsicaly fit physically fit phsycailyy phsyciall physcially fit
>>222784156this but unironicallyyou've watched so much porn and have such low t you won't fuck a slampig
normie coworkers keep laughing at me for not getting any of their anime references
>>222784222but which country invented fish
>>222784123definitely in the midst of another mental elf breakdown mehad an involuntary outburst today and have been sleeping poorly and badly stressed the last weekfeel like this could have been avoided if I could get a fucking gp to see me but none accept new patients and my old gp declined my appointment because I cancelled on them for work a while backfuck me if I ever need my heart checked or something
>>222784222im a changed man after seeing this
mental how no one has a problem with calling pasta an italian dish even though pasta was invented in chinabut somehow if we create a dish like a full english people will be like ERM ACTUALLY BEANS WERE DERIVED FROM FERTILE CRESCENT AGRICULTURE IN 1400BC SO IT'S NOT BRITISH!so much self hate
>>222784222based lineker hates zionist scum and paedos. I agree with this advert and so should you
>>222784006>Preliminary information indicates that he is a child with special needs, but no further details are available yet, Thaiputsa said.Grim all round, F
>>222784088Don't moan about colleagues finding you out then
>>222784250did you smash a hole in your wall and go grrrrrrrr
>>222784263if he hates paedos why does he love refugeesjust doesn't add up
>>222784255Is Chicken Tikka Masalla a English dish?
>>222784222Britain has no culture we are globalists love it x
theresa may breast milk
>>222784222Spot on lineker
>>222784304i thoguhti it smade ins socltand
>>222784297i'm skinny as fuck and never put on weight so me shagging this would be a genuinely insane sight
>>222783883ever clobbered someone with that boomerang
>>222784279I didn't moan, literally ktim'd at someone else doing the same thing as me. You're a right sausage you are.
>>222784281just went off at someone at work who was being a bit of a cuntthey had it coming but I overreacted
mad how I'm so tall and strong I could bum everyone in this thread if I wanted
>>222784343omg this is classic bruce
>>222784281had a meltdown and tried cutting my cock off
>>222784297
>>222784297Legitimately repulsive. Bitch looks like Jabba.
hello lads i am AUSTRALIAN ;)
>>222784215>slampigpornbrained termconsider yourself done
Was supposed to not drink and do drugs this week but I have in fact drank and done drugs every day this week and looks likely to continue
>>222784408I could do that no problem
>>222784408 Looks like a brain
british men haave corkscrew knobs designed to make it hard for austrlian boys to escape
rorke's whip
>>222784222Right but Ireland invented them
bit racist but our foreign affairs minister is a Chinese woman and I find that disconcerting
me when a virgin asks what munching a fanny is like
>>222784393the lads have been using slampig since the 90s, cumbrain jeet
rorke's motor on bank holiday weekends
Bellend smells like salmon
Hello, my name is Mihai,i wear all of them on the right, what about you guys?
>>222781574my slipknot mask
>>222784448she’s malay she probably hates mainland china
>>222784479Simply can not make hide nor hair of what this is trying to get across
never thought the Minions were funny
mihai I thought you was dead
>Gary Glitter charged with historic sexual offenceshe’s guilty lads
>>222784510her dad is Chinese
Remember when Channel 4 staged a mock execution of Gary Glitter on live television? Bit weird that.
Tommy Robinson having a bizarre twitter melty over Tucker Carlson for some reason
sipping a big gulp in the queue at the DMV lads
>>222784545think that was brass eye
>>222784553Tucker don't like Israel
>>222784538will always be a bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sjGBXckGB4
Herro my a name is linglong
just been pwned
>>222784553the english AND JEWISH defence league
>>222783720Punishment for trying to topple jewry.>>222783967Yep. Just an absolute black mark of shame TOTAL EXTERMINATIONISM NOW
>>222784555>queuefucked it
wish i didnt like booze so much
>>222784553They're both glow niggers
>>222784598what does that mean
Every surviving YOOKAYish soldier from WW2 needs to be dropped off in the slums of Birmingham or London to see the results of what they fought for.
>>222784614they glow in the dark. you can run them over at night.
>>222784614FONC
>>222784595
>>222784598nah Carlson is basedhe's openly defying ZOG
I've never seen one before, no-one has. But I'm guessing it's a White Hole.
running around like im in a bloody anime
Feeling hollow
>>222784683*unleashes my bankai on you*
oh no restore bros
>>222784683me when i'm the moon
My dream is being wanting to live by the sea... moving to cornwall...
how good are those koreanify surgeries nowi need to look asian in 3 months
>>222784702Based Lowe, who is Charlie?
>>222784702he’s a boring interview ngl
>>222784702>Tom Harwoodbaffling that anyone takes this bloke seriously after that chastity cage pic
>>222784745Bruh what?
>>222784735Kid with a chocolate factory
Every now and then I look down at my penis when I have the chap out at a urinal and I think "yeah definitely looks a bit like Michael Keaton"
>>222784702>he detests ethnonationalismisn't he a zionist?
>>222784800>>222784800>>222784800
>>222784329shagging anything would be an insane sight for a weirdo like mejust have that incellio aura
