nom
>>222784800> slampig armsShe'll be a porker in her late 20s
der schlamschwein
>>222784832i think it's a bit late for that
the plapsows
Starting to suspect Restore and Reform voters might not be racist and just want less criminals in the country. As a centre left voter with only one rorke friend who recently abandoned his rorke position(prob for lefty girl pussy) what is the normiesphere's position on this?
>>222784851dunno *rapes you*
>>222784857https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCde1GVbMfs
>>222784851*rapes you*
Latinas LOVE clean shaven white boys
>>222784851You might want to consider *rapes you*
>>222784851hmm yes fascinating would love to know more *rapes your arse*
Me want drinky
got my enormous tits out
https://youtu.be/jgJZCaOI5KE
if i was king of the world i'd make it illegal for women to not have sex with me >:)
why is /brit/ so negative about everything? you should be positive!
>>222784995bit short isn't it?
>>222785001Give us 5 things to be positive about
Instagram suggestions full of nothing but slags with massive tits running around in skimpy outfits during the world cup
>>222784996that’s absurd
>>222785001shut up
I am now leaving my Sensitive Young Twink eraI am now entering my IBS Balding Unc era
>>222784996jus primae noctis
coming out to my parents as a vf wish me luck
Whenever Im wearing shorts I can't help but pop my willy out and play with it (in the privacy of my smelly bedroom of course)
reddit going crazy over an AI advert shown in national tv. i keep seeing the same two points over and over>It shows that the company are more than willing to cut corners and use the most cost effective and laziest route when doing business. That gives an immediate insight into how they will prioritise regarding their services.>They using minimal effort while removing actual human labour and creativity. Jobs are lost.it's extremely ironic that these people complain about everything being expensive as a result of capitalism, but when companies become more efficient to save costs and offer lower prices they complain about jobs being lost
>>222785043i hope you made the most of it
>>222785027god bles r slags
attacking my coochie with a hammer
>>222785068Tell them. Not us.
finally told my parents they’re gay
>>222785068youll do nothing
imagine being so scared of being downvoted you wail about Reddit here rather than on there
Will sudacrem work on an anus that has just been torn to shreds by a rock hard constipation poo?Never used in on my anus before.In agony lads.
>>222785102u probably loose as a goose down there right now huh
>>222785068Just pop an AI black woman in all the ads they'll soon shut up
>stop using black tarmac everywhere>sash windows obligatory by law>plant a few treessee. not that hard to stop england looking like shit.
>>222785083they're too thick to understand i'm hoping someone can send me flying here instead>>222785095true.. just get angry and post about it on /brit/... LOL!
pick you up, dollar storefront seat, laughing with your gold teeth
Got a slight headache off the drink last night. This fucking world cup is turning me into an alcoholic.
>>222785118mostly red and swollen, looked in the mirror and it looks like a pair of lips lol
nth for the gyaldem
>>222785088this won't get any other (You)'s but it's actually the funniest comment in the thread
>>222785120oh yeah take a job away from a black actress that’s a great ideaNOT
>>222785149How much did you drink?
lol haha
>>222785172you will never lose your virginity ever
>>222785102Had one of them the other day, really horrid to pass. Some relief when it did though
>>2227851953 big foster glasses, could have been 4 i was pissed
>>222785199haha here he is lol
>>222785056Don't be nervous, they know
>>222785188So you're against the portrayal of black women in AI ads? Bit racist mate
>>222785088kek
dogberg doin his dogberg thang
have made so many terrible mistakes in my life
>>222785227crazy how he do dat
Noodles is just weeb spaghetti
>>222785172not a single thought behind those eyes
came back here after a few weeks off, just realised you're all a bunch of deeply unfunny, mindbroken, try hard teenagers and you all stopped being witty or funny many years ago. I was a mainstay poster here for years but you'll never know I left, the quality drops even further now. Enjoy your schizo dollhouse posting and bradders spam losers
currently being paid to look after a pair of german shepherds and its mental how easy they are to look afterthey've got a big fuck off garden that i let them out in every morning and theh run themselves silly for hours and then we chill in front of the telly all day watching fillums after
>>222785245Such as...?
>>222785281ok
>>222785172Nobody looks like that
>>222785195Had two scotch whiskeys that my mate got for his birthday and about a dozen or so beers. Not a nuclear hangover by any means but still feel groggy af.
>>222785281alri spaino how you been mate?yeah can't stand the reform gammons here either lol
>>222784800when Brits hear accents like this, do they get annhttps://youtu.be/gN-f_u3M4bE?si=jYAnp1rny6WE1zomoyed?
Today's menu
>>222785285You posting extracts from your keynote at the boring cunts conference?
>>222785307grim alkie twat
>>222785287prefer not to say
Post the last album you listened to
>>222785285what films do they like
>>222785342yeah, I'll be demonstrating how deep I bore into your mother's cunt nightly
>>222785345ktim
any women-lovers in
>>222785331southern accents are cool
>>222785331what is the point of this? guy seems insufferable. recording getting attention through his dog. and it's not even that much attention, i get more walking my labberg
hiya
>>222785333Me last week
>>222785367Watched Rambo: First Blood and Termonator 1 last night and they were barking whenever Arnie was on screen lol
>>222785281yeah yeah see you tomorrow lad
Me want drinky give drinky now
>>222785377gp
hi
>>222785396what happened last week
>>222785389*forces you to stop and pets your dog for a solid 2 minutes*aww cheers mate what a cutie ahah
Likely to be called a grim alkie twat at some point in the next 24 hours
>>222785280She's the anxious twin with more mind worms albeit>>222785297Cause no one on our island is as corrr peng!
Not left the flat in 11 days award
>>222785336haven't seen a single portugal game so far because they're all in the middle of the night
>>222785442ktim
>>222785444Well no she's just make upped and filtered her face past the point of being recognisable as a human being. Looks like a weird doll freak.
playing dead rising (the original not the woke demake)
Just chucked £100 on England to lift the trophy
Mousey, Stills, Nash & Young
>>2227854503 myself
I don’t even know what this is >>222785481You haven’t though
don't think many are going to stay up till 3am on a monday night to watch the england namewill likely just get up and find out england lost 2-0
>>222785476corr get some nice closeup photos of that business woman with the big chebs
Wonder how they'll wokeify the Ocarina of Time remake
two fit birds have sat down on the bench near me but i'm too scared to look at them
>>222785488we're doing 10,000 steps a day nowclue tf up
>>222785351instrumentals by Adrianne Lenker
>>222785476>>222785507basado
>>222785498how is it possible to have a thin face while also having the torso of a fucking goblin
>>222785519no we're not nigga we're staying in all summer and playing overwatch
>>222785498How on God's green earth does this even happen?
>>222785498tummy like homer's gob
>>222785543People still play overwatch?
gucci flop flops fuck it hit your bitch in my socks
keep buying my gf takeaways and wine when I get back from work and I get such a deep tingling feeling in my entire being when I watch her eat and notice her getting chunkierit's not just arousal, it's more total than thatshe used to have abs btw
>>222785498dr zoidbergs sister
>>222785498I have though lol
>>222785565...yh? as long as they make wankable heroes they'll have an audience
>>222785576bizarre lie
>>222785586Show us then
>>222785576A noble mission from God
>>222785597i did the same thing, not unusual. men don't like sticks unless you're a pedo
>>222785597true actually
rorke getting sucked into a mimic and tentacle raped for hours until the party finds him
can't wait for Monday so we can see what dogshit bait sacked tranny cooks up to post during Mexico V England
>>222785610architect posting never fails to make me kek
>>222785636serves him right for being a vile bigot
>>222785636Weird
picking bogeys out of my nose and eating them
was on the phone call with mumberg and I pretended I was talking to the vet halfway through (mum played along) and I riled uo dogberg good and proper hahadoing those proper snappy barks at me hahastupid animal intelligence no match for people intelligence
>>222785498>>222785576And I thought I was fat, lads
just tax them more
What's the topic of discussion today /brit/?
>>222785682dogs dont know when you're talking to the vet on the phone
>>222785498her tummy looks like the baby from dinosaurs
women can actually handle being fatter better than men canobviously being obese is bad for both but women are supposed to have a higher bf%
why do the different parts of bristol have goldeneye level names like temple and aztec
>>222785709This country could be so peng no idea why both left and "right" wing governments are set on destroying it
>>222785709this just means theyd rather not live in shitholes rather than saying anything about taxation
>>222785498british genes. imagine any other country producing something like this. you can't
I can't post
>>222785714soccer
Nowt wrong with plunging your cock in a fat arse white woman tbqhwyl
>>222785716I made sure to say vet over and over again and he was growling and barking every time, woke mong
>>222785598>prove yourself to me a massive incel yeah no
>>222785744yeah curious how so many more leave the UK compared to other shitholes in europeit's just taxes, they still live here just not their primary residence for tax purposes
>>222785748Reckon there's a few Indian blokes with rigs like this
>>222785745pepe
>>222785759Indeed
>>222785774and that's our fault too since they had so many famines under the british raj that is changed their genetics for holding fat.
>>222785753sup ghostie
>>222785738only for the sake of their boobies>>222785742don’t know
>>222785759based
>>222785745
>sees english woman with weird body fat distribution>english genes are so bad!truly is the biggest sign of low IQ
>>222785807Got the sniffles :/
>>222785817his gimmick is that he hates england and everything english because hes a depressed freak
Imma just stay in bed today
>>222785814used wank to this
>>222785827:/
>>222785432Watched a Shadow of the Erdtree YouTube vid
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782584430822231.mp4Essex-chan, I...
>>222785817that image is almost every pseud post ever written on here, literally every image of a person is treated as a representative of a people by the aspiring physiognomists here
love catberg with all of my heart
>>222785840buzzlightyearinabox.jpeg
>>222785817Hmm as much of a chud as i am it's hard to deny British women look particularly dysgenic.want to throw up when i see some cross eyed overweight, bleach blonde, nigger nosed PIP beast walking her grim kids back from school
>cross eyed overweight, bleach blonde, n***** nosed PIP beast walking her grim kids back from school
>>222785900Nasty
>>222785846at least it's in the past
doing my best
when i die fuck it i want to go to hellcos im a piece of shit it aint hard to fuckin tellit dont make sense goin to heaven with the goodie-goodiesdressed in white i like black timbs and black hoodies
>>222785882Your brain has been fried by resentful third world memes.
>>222785900the american rose
sorry fellow shaggers but im bored so i might tell the /brit/ virgins what the difference between a dick and a cock is
Mental how other people take trips and shite all year but I just stay in my incel flat
niggie smalls
highway to hull
>>222785900would get lost and live happily ever after in that
>>222785875
>>222785900Its what men want
>>222785930haha don't do that mate don't reveal the secret please *wipes forehead nervously*
remember the lad who used to shag stretch armstrong?
>>222785930*eagerly grabs a notepad and pen*
>>222785932KTIM
>>222785938fuck off humbert you neek
>>222785938/brit/ has always been dogshit, go read some threads from 2016 and it will make you cringe out of your mind
>>222785336Habsburg derby let's goo, I won't be staying up for the last one
>>222785923bizarre cope
Black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>222785986Why do you still come then
>>222785384Hate that I love them me
>>222785817are you meant to be the guy pointing out the blue circle? since all the red circles represent ugly british munters aka the norm
>toilberg taking tomorrow offGET THE CANS INGET BOKKLES ON THE BOATSBROUGH TO YOU BY LIVER POISONINGor some shite
Lying in bed too excited about Diego Day to sleep
>>222785930
it's great being able to talk about seeing escorts hereit's such a taboo topic but i don't see the point in wining and dining and getting 1000 rejections on tinder when you can pay £150 to fuck a fit womani do it at least once every two weeks. shagged more women already than the biggest chads do in their whole lives
>>222786041leaving out some milk and gay porn for him
>>222786044hello virgin
>>222786041was genuinely just thinking the same thing
>>222786075hello virgin
dick is a detective and cock is a male chicken
>>222786044*catches you in a big net and drags you off to the vf kennels*
>>222786066my only wish is you'd start seeing them every week so you'd have double the number of posts about it
>>222786103Ian how did you end up in canada
Just seen a little storage container shop that freshly opened next to a gym. It does haircuts and protein powders. How odd.
>>222785636Need the Iranian revolutionary guards to do Derpixon in, she's gone too far
accidentally sent a racist meme in the official worm group chat, was in there for hours before I realisedno one acknowledged it
all i'll say is that if a woman call it a dick after she's seen it, you're finished.
>Scots were given a bank holiday just to watch their team crash out in the group stages
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782836124431861.mp4
>>222786125Deano's making his own way in the world
>>222786041I've saved lots of tummy pics in preparation
blud got a worm chat
>>222786125the pump onprotein shake down the gulletfresh trimactiveeee
blud is a oligochaetologist
>AI is bad because it undercuts the minimum wage workers, suppresses the wages of middle class white collar work, undermines unions and will lead to enormous unemployment among the people of this country>anyway, mass immigration is a good thingWhy is leftypol like this?
>>222786164enjoy arousing other men do you
>>222786145Clothed/nude is the Michelin star cuisine of porn. Only true connoisseurs can appreciate
is this the official slug group chat?
>>222786066Do you not find anything grim about fucking a woman who's only doing it for the money
>flying across the ocean to see scotland score one single solitary goal
>>222786140>England forced to slave away during the football in order for the Africans to watch their matches on taxpayer money
>>222786180ruined your life to bore strangers online award
>>222786195*squelching slime noises*
IT DIEGO DAY (tomorrow)IT DIEGO DAY (tomorrow)IT DIEGO DAY (tomorrow)IT DIEGO DAY (tomorrow)IT DIEGO DAY (tomorrow)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OAiamGWt2M
>>222786200no also i usually go for the same group of 4-6 women and some of them i know very well, it's very comfortable and no awkward at all
rorke giving a mournful rendition of no woman no cry
the /brit/ meetup
>>222784800PHWOOOARwhose disswould shag her arse
get that goonstick gooned right fucking nowget it gooned
the scheduling for this World Cup is atrocious there should be a match on NOW
>>222786289you’ll do nothing
>>222786289Deborah Watling. Dead now of course
>>222786066chads are chads because women desire them not because of how many they fuck
>>222786260jvpiterian, me
>>222786303I blame Ronald DUMP for this!
>>222786337hes fucking orange
>>222786225YAAAY
>>222786260kektimmers
>>222786293Yes boss, getting him gooned right away boss
test
heard the US won the divegrass game despite trying to be rigged out of it
>>222786325naturally
outgrown wanking
being pulled to the shop by the booze demon. I'm a golem being controlled with buttons and levers
had the ip blocked due to suspicious activity thing and had to go through about 15 captchas while steaming
>>222786458takes me like 3 minutes to make a post here when i'm steaming because it keep failing the captchas. turn into a right mong
Sup postie
>>222786458bet your post was really worth it
>>222786366Ktim
thats the coffee machine cleaned. no mouldy coffee grounds for me tomorrow
>Two teenage boys who raped girls given four years' detention after appeal court changes sentences
>>222786493sc
>>222786511You really need to get a job or some mates
might have to start going on walks to build up a tan so that it's not so obvious to colleagues that I never leave the incelflat
>>222786490I want a turn
>>222786501feels like a weights been lifted yes lad good to be back
>>222786526SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>222786526I've got a job I did it on toilberg's time
LATINA BOOTY!!
>>222786542me asf after finally finding time to go to the gym
right well that's gary glitter charged with more sex offenses
>PETER HITCHENS: I have recently discovered that the BBC has banned me from Desert Island Discs for life a fate worse than death....
he's gonna be typing some mean shit about us next Monday, this drawing I posted
gay porn idea: Desert Island Dicks
>>222786541imagine if she just picked you up and shoved you up her bum haha
>>222786593hasnt he been in the nick this whole time, how is he still managing to nonce
>>222786625Where there's a will there's a way
>>222786594i didn't realise grok was programmed to have a bias, thought it was just a generic ai like chatgpt lmao
>>222786594you get the bible for free so no need to take toilet paper as a luxury itemYou will wipe your arse with the pages from The Bible ok
>>222786593bit mad how they keep saying the sex charges are historic. i don't see why they think these odious acts should be celebrated
wish I could bounce on a giant lady's bouncy arse like that
Max Wilkinson (Lib Dem MP) is one slimy cuntBaldies are deeply untrustworthy
>>222786608Haha pooey bumhole
>>222786648Ricky Gervais over here
>>222786653imagine if you fell inside her bumhole
Here's the evil incel I was telling you about
knew a black nerd during my a levels who had no filter and who said in the second year his dream was to be the slave of a 7 foot tall white womani just said same tbf
>>222786643i think it used to be but elon pushed them to make it a bit chuddy
>>222786643just had a vision of a totalitarian future ruled by robots that fool the population with lies
i like that michael stefano porn actor he always prone bones black bitches, my favourite type of porn
We need a Department for Negro Enslavement.
>>222786625Jannies saw his posts in the old and upgraded his ban
>>222786682apparently he’s like 5’8he looks massive when he’s stood next to her
I shouldn't be drinking tbqh since I'm taking antibiotics and I should be focused on healing but it's not my fault I'm a drug addict
I've got some good news and I've got some irrelevant news
spoonful of polyphenols down the hatch
mad that starmer is older than farage
>>222786722next to who
>>222786750why is that mad?
heatwave again this weekend
Dame Polly Phenol
got a fucking horrid weed addiction, 1.3 grams a day and literally cannot stopfeels as if my entire psyche would fall apart if i stopped
>>222786779because one year was before the other year
>>222786766>>222786779question time is it
struggling to see my screen due to the glare of the sun. thank you x
>>222786790it not right
>>222786813s
Sir Loud Pack
Sir poo roar
Ian would know what to say in times like this
Hello
wow how unpredictable
>>222786457Ktim intensely today
I'm happy, I'm healthy, I'm a human being.
remember steve?
>>222786845haha yeah that's the stuff
Looking at the garden
Was late in to toil today so can't leave early but I'm not doing anything at all I'm just wasting time but bossberg is a dick and will definitely notice so I just sit here for the next half hour or so. If he pulls his finger out and leaves then I will be swiftly following
islamophobia is a big problem in Britain
mfs be making tiktoks where they just iron their clothes or something and people actually watch
>>222786935
a world where redditors were all rounded up and exterminatedthat's the world i want to live in
