freddos for tea
caramello koala up the arse
how will i ever recover?
>>222788359roair
first for leftypol
fuck off less than half that in the US
the singular lower case short sentence poster
it's definitely preferable to bbcposting but the fungus brigade cannot help using the bpcr gimmick to shit on white women
Would marry a public restroom?
>>222788383can get it for free on piratebay
plunging a bubble o bill down my shit pipe and farting out the gumball
>>222788383Pirate bay broken?
>>222788383>people eating and talking IN 4K!
>>222788389imagine explaining this shit to your nan
>>222788397if i loved them and they wanted to get married yes
>>222788389It's just a bit of fun
my favourite microgimmique is the person who acts like there is one sinular rorkeposter
>>222788397he is king of the cuckolds
>>222788383>£275.00genuinely insane. Boomers will buy that though, it'll be sold out at pre-order so that it can sit on a boomer's shelf in his DVD room.
watching cooking youtube so i get ravenous
>>222788410>>222788414will be a few tb for the uncompressed remux though
>>222788325why cant people write properly so you understand anything or is that the point
nonbinary people do she/its in the toilet
I've genuinely had sex with a black lad with a BBC and I didn't rate it. He pestered me on Grindr for ages, like literally weeks, and was obsessed with my arse pics and we ended up meeting but it was way too painful to enjoy and I'm pretty sure he tried stealthing me
>>222788417i do regularly talk about /brit/ with ny familyyou're my friends :)
physical media is just tat
>>222788397fella is clearly sweet as a sugar plum and the whole marriage is for cloutindicative of the decline of modern society (that, and her shagging 1,000 blokes)
i buy the DVD of the sopranos instead of torrenting to support the mafia
>>222788383shows like this dont need to be ultra hd
>"They lifted up the gold as if they were monkeys, with expressions of joy, as if it put new life into them and lit up their hearts. As if it were certainly something for which they yearn with a great thirst. Their bodies fatten on it and they hunger violently for it. They crave gold like hungry swine." - aztec chads on whitoidswhites really are the jews of humans
>>222788454that is perfect english
>>222788470well you can resell it if you have physicalwhy does no one talk about this
lovely portugese girls
test
>>222788434It literally is one person making 95% of all rorke posts (probably you)
>>222788480Spaniards aren't white.
Got the Angelic Lofi ASMR on
>>222788471niga its obviously AI there a fucking tung tung sahur in the background
>>222788411*catches it in my mouth like a labrador with a tennis ball*
>>222788480>leave aztecoids to me
>>222788464i went to one of those porno shops with movie booths when i was in nycpicked one with a gloryhole and a bbc man lobbed his cock through, actually wasn't as impressive when you're seeing one right in front of you in real life as porn or brit makes outstill finished him off though
>>222788507no they're close friends with tung tung
Go on then.Post the webm that broke /brit/
>>222788397Saw her doing shots while pregnant
>>222788490just noticed they're twins :)
>>222788480they didnt have writing though
>>222788518
>>222788489because the only people who buy physical media are runts who want tat cluttering up their house. either pirate or pay.
>>222788500and the whiter anglos were even more rapacious and vile so what does that tell you
>>222788535You lost.
>>222788490wog girls are fucking sexy
>>222788532i buy physical because i get all my shit like 40% cheaperrunt
>>222788500Whiter than you, Rasheed
Well what should i eat for lunch then ?
spent ages cleaning the incel flat a while ago getting it to the point i could invite people over if i had any real friendsits only been about 10 days and its a fucking state already and smells like poo and incel again
>>222788527yes they did, and it's recorded in the florentine codex
>>222788488ok lemme get this straightsome mong SAVED a whole TEAM of people from england from SLIDING towards disaster(deathdrain) in implied flood
>>222788507three tungs when you say the mans name
>>222788497love that you're always ready to pounce. reminds me of zeidy, rest his soul
>>222788566everything gets covered with dust within 2 days in flatberg. just cba with it nobody has ever been round except mumberg anyway what's the point
>>222788553*tips over your shelves and flings your dvds all over the bloody place*
>>222788490what appens if they smudge their makeup instead of doing mime movements
>>222788574wow shark
>>222788599A clean home is good for your mind, body, and soul x
>>222788590You're here nonstop spamming your dogshit zingers but it doesn't mean the rest of us are
>>222788490imagine being this fit. now imagine there are two of you
>>222788613I'm still ugly fat and depressed whether my flat is clean or not
A clean arse is good for your mind, body, and bfs willy x
>>222788553dont need to sign your posts lad
grown men still arguing about who is white and who isn't>thpaniardth awent white tho
>>22278856610 days and still no guests?
native american cultures were cool afbiggest shame ever that white devils wiped them out imagine if they left a couple states for the aztecs and the native americans and they became a modern countryt woahhh
>>222788654Done him
>>222788636Cheer up :)
whole cock needs coming off
>>222788658It's not funny if you do it ten times in an hour mate.
>>222788653bottom pic is how i see all of those reddit incels who cried yesterday because sony are getting rid of discs for the ps5
>>222788663they were on the verge of collapse long before europeans arrived
>>222788663they'd be savages to this day
imagine this runt going into cex to buy hotfuzz 4th hand with cum stains on the box for 50p instead of just torrentng
kill 5 billion people
whole disc need coming offnever seen owt like it
the left still has no answer to this btw
>>222788712
>>222788663hate how whenever some monument or city is lost to history it’s always described as the GREATEST THING ANY OF US HAD EVER WITNESSED WOW YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT mate shut up it was probably mid
>>222788663The Aztec would have been destroyed by every other Mesoamerican culture around them, everyone hated their guts. The tragedy is a few dickheads destroyed all their books to try and force them to convert rather than just letting them naturally become catholic over time
>>222788626screaming
>>222788708>>222788729mad how you can look at a post and instantly tell the person behind them is unemplloyed
>>222788708I know you do you normie filth
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/81oovAKLQFY
>>222788752>>222788747>>222788716>>222788709get to fuck
>>222788709no they weren't
>>222788752The Aztecs were destroyed by other Mesoamericans. The Spanish rocked up and found basically every local tribe was willing to help them overthrow them. Guess that's what happens when your entire civilisation is based around human sacrifice.
whole cock needs lopping off use my sack as a little binbag
and the latest from catberg?
>>222788663didn't central americans get wiped out by a cough?
its cute when you non reading mongs pretend you know things
i know you are but what am i
>>222788792fumbling with my little castrato coinpurse at the woolies self checkouts
>>222788789Yes that's why I made my post. They had a shared culture with other city states but the Spaniards that were there (without permission of the crown or church) tried to erase it. By the time the crown and church learned what was happening it was too late.
>>222788626it's called a cygnet
>>222788811duhhhhhhj
>>222788397>I've never been more proud to call you my wifeWeird thing to say on your wedding day
I literally cannot enjoy anything knowing how awful society is.Hate this Jewish hell
>>222788811you know nothing
man who's just finished a single book for the first time since high school >>222788811
how do you watch something without shitposting on /brit/ at the same time
>>222788574suprise motherfucka!
>>222788858why dont you post the cronem fantasies anymore
>>222788747well the guy who's the primary source for this said it was incredible and then went on to murder the lot of them
going back in time and rushing to the top of an aztec pyramid then diving cock first beneath a big stone about to come down on someone
knew that would rattle the /pol/ meme intellectuals
taylor swift getting married this weekendwonder which athletic black travis has picked from the chiefs to be the wedding night bull, could need more than one to be honest
>>222788858Please see a doctor, your are spiralling.
I've been meditating on some of the thoughts I've shared in /brit/ over the past few weeks.>Homer Simpson, Tony Soprano and Dr. Frasier CraneI still think this is the perfect mix of personalities but how you weight each third is up to you. I expanded on this a bit by saying "Be Homer Simpson with your family, Tony Soprano with your friends and Dr. Frasier Crane with your lady".>People dream of moving away before they've "beat" their local areaI'm guilty of doing this too. I'm a failure and a coward in my small rural hometown but I dream of moving somewhere else and having a more interesting life. People who move away usually do so because they're a big fish in a small pond. I'm algae.>The most important thing is being high energyAgree with this. It's supersedes everything else (looks, intelligence, wealth, personality, status) and is a pre-requisite for most of the important things in life.Somehow need to cultivate that energy.President Trump agrees with me too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJXpiF4KwUY>Women are constantly on holiday and they're evilStill agree with this somewhat. Women have great lives these days. They never seem to work and they're always on the move.I'll keep sharing my thoughts with you all.
>>222788772:3
>>222788708ps5 is a port machine now. everything comes out on pc.
>>222788811Woman type post.
humans. thoughts?
not a single word
>>222788789there's some truth to this. but proposing the spanish weren't involved, and the aztecs were otherthrown by the tlaxcalans or whatever. you would've had another mesoamerican civilisation in continuity with what existed before, or just another ruling dynasty. not a complete radical reshaping of every facet of culture though violence, exploitation and disease
>>222788900DUUUUUUUHHH
We failed him.
>>222788908please commit suicide soon
Black pussy changed rorke is the best gimmick of all timeIt shows that nobody is irredeemable
I can't read
thanks boringcuntgpt
ten minutes 'till six?right that's evening sorted then
>>222788941why dont you do the bbc posts anymore what happened
>Lad A: heh, I know so much about this topic from the many hours I've spent reading non-fiction due to my asperger's syndrome>Lad B: I'm gonna frickin' own this loser so bad with my carefully curated mesoamerican historical knowledge built up over years of high-functioning autism readingthen 3 posts later it's "it's cute you think you know things" from Seether A vs "you know nothing fuck you" by Seether B. Quality discourse there.
Alec Guinness in comedy blackface.
>>222788953
>>222788945actually i am because black women dont want to have sex with me
>>222788941Whys he got Donald Blumpf's haircut here?
looking forward to cosying up on my goysofa and flicking on the goytelly to watch goyball between spain and austria later x
>>222788971
>>222788966enjoy when this happens and stepping in pretending to be one of them and say something completely retarded to derail the argument
the darker the skin, the worse it gets
>>222788966all you've really achieved here is becoming seether C
https://youtu.be/jMSLtGojEa0?si=sfIHtGwxaxi_gSr7&t=466why did they start beating on the keeper for the best save in the cup so far?
>>222789009raped that specimen in his eye socket
>>222789002bizarre lie
>>222789009spatchcocked his arse
>>222789000
imagine being an employim in 2026 lol
>>222789009when i go on holiday i love to seether c
wish i was in some random indian city zooming around on a scooter with thongs on sucking a kingfisher dodging cows and yaks and shit then heading out to the rice fields to watch the sunset, returning back at nightfall for some beeroids and street food and bantering with old indian niggas on plastic chairs
>>222788963you're an embarrassment to australian posters everywhere
>>222788966love replying to one of their meltie mounds of words with "trantrum" and seeing them spiral out even further
>>222789061lovely x
>>222788989Tried a chinky or an Indian?
>>222789076>everywherebut mostly in australia
>>222789065that would be nice but the noise would get to me
>>222789076im a hero to our people
>>222788966 love replying to one of their meltie mounds of words with "trantrum" and seeing them spiral out even further
>>222789047lol couldn't be me
>>222788857factually true since it is the first time she is actually his wife
>>222789096rorkes pedophile uncle on a madness
>>222789047omdzzz>>222789065let’s have some punctuation next time
>>222789076homesick?
>>222789111yea same lol want to visit someday but the overstimulation would give me an autism meltdown
Do you reckon this lad's arm is really toned?
wonder where mousey shits out his every thought now he's off 4chan
have never ever once been 'done'not once
just had the chief counsel for Sarson's Malt Vinegar on the line with a verbal cease and desist saying the waft between my bollock and thigh is infringing on several of their patents and intellectual property rights
>>222789134not really nice to flippantly call someone a paedophile is it
>>222789144can't tell because the wretched paleness blinded me
professional mongman me
>>222788519i had a wank to that video the lads were pissing on her pregnant belly
>>222789158no but it is very funny x
>>222789151never 'done' any sex either you virgin freak
>>222789163TMI
>>222789174well that's him done
>>222789112if you're going to permanently ruin your mind with internet porn you could at least do it with something interesting instead of pornhub frontpage slop like le bbc interracial gangbang shit produced by american jews
>>222789157corr
>>222789196i only watch solo female masturbation
not sure why their religious background matters
blud just said bbc porn too lamestreamnigga a porn hipster
There was an Aussie here a while ago having a melty and saying he's never posting here again
What if instead of Erling Haaland he was called Cumming Haaland and just ran around the pitch spunking everywhere
>>222789257no there wasnt
>>222789234ummmmmm literally why does that matter rorke why does anything matter i am very smart plese take me seriously
>>222789196honestly and truly I do not understand what people get out of watching professional studio porn. Like from day 1 of my porn consuming career I knew that stuff was soulless, sterile garbage. How the fuck does anyone enjoy that crap?
>>222789291There was
>Keir Starmer has now stepped in and is "urgently looking" at ways to allow all pubs to stay open for England's 1am match against Mexico on Mondaythank you Sir
>>222789294>garbagefoy
>>222789196bizarre outburst
>>222789305you cant prove it
>>222789288was just saying this down the pub
>>222789196I think there's a bit of a miscommunication going on here.
>>222789294like watching love island isnt it
Sir Bier Licenser
>>222789316give us a bank holiday too cunt
>>222789288don't know much about soccer but isn't that what they do now?
professional rapist reacts to top 5 movie rape scenes
watching blacked
>>222789325you'll call me bizarre but you won't call me wrong
>>222789294All porn is grim, no exceptions. Having such a strong opinion on it means you probably consume far too much of it desu
Fucking hate that spastic leg jerk I get just as I'm drifting off to sleep
Any chance I could convince any of you to convert to Catholicism?
getting a steam on but going to run out of the alcoholic jew before i am steamingguess thats me going to tesco unwashed and semi steaming then
>>222789391good post
>>222789370yeah thats what i woulda did
Here I sit, broken hearted;Had to shit but only farted
>>222789370sc>>222789362fUCKoFFaUSCUNT
>>222789399sorry, im sspx
>>222789399you pay a jew money to be allowed to talk to god even though he reads your thoughts and intent at all times?*holds back laughter and spit before lettting it all fly out a 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999mph*BFAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Except for that album by The Cure that one is fabulous.
>>222789378im not a bbc sex watcher mate the guy posting hitler is the one that spammed black nigger fantasies and ai pics for years, jannies cracked down on it now he pretends to be a nazi for some reason
stage one of tonight's tea is donestage two in a couple of hours
cockmogs me
my Penis ...
they're finally banning 4channel...where will you go?
>>222789316wtf i love starmer nowGET HIM BACK INUNRESIGN HIMDERESIGN>>222789471poor guy hacing a hernia scar from surgery
are you fucking shitting me
>>222789500genuinely the most pointless post i've ever seen
Simply unable to see what JK Rowling has done wrong.
>>222789521the fuck you use chrome for you cowcunt
blud putting himself in the meme, cringecase
>>222789521not my porblem
Anyone else feeling blackpilled Literally all the walls are closing in
>>222789532didnt give me a stern oily handjob
>>222789561Seen his little cock.
>posts something hurting spaino>trannyisms begin
>>222789561would split her open with my bbc
>>222789521evil ass extension
>>222789532alri graham
>>222789561big bucket jaw and square shoulders. very manly man
>>222789521works on my machine
>>222789587hi
>>222789587You don't have a BBC
>>222789574been blackpilled for a few years now
i have a medium sized white penis
my cock is 6x8
i have a 5 inch bwc
>>222789574Aye, I'm waiting for the UK economy to just crumble and a real debt crisis. Shit will be horrendous
need somebody to open up my skull and take my brain out and throw it down the stairs
Might sell my PS5. Just done with them.
>>222789663*Opens up your skull, takes out your brain and throws it down the stairs*UwU
>>222789663*skullfucks you*
>>222789606
>>222789705thanks
>>222789574sup mouldie
the 'ket still looking good
have always aspired to be like gromit from wallace and gromit
>>222789661>UK economy to just crumble and a real debt crisis.That's a stupid copeDigital ID + CBDC is going to kill dissent
222789738mad you're posting this again after how humliated you were about it last time
what's something that you think looks nice but tastes horrible?
>>222789574Yes, they're all over me at work. Meetings about deliverables that are due, deadlines that have been missed, presentations I haven't prepared.I will be unemployed on Monday.
>>222789777cock
>>222789777a ferrari
well said lisa
rorke striking up a conversation with a ginger girl in a pub and drunkenly asking her 5 minutes into the conversation whether "the carpet matches the drapes"
Rain smell
>>222789807Mandy Gurnham.Lisa Mandy.
>>222789849petrichor :)
>>222789777smokers
>>222789777Pears imo
>>222789777poo
>>222789807>Misinformation Such a hilarious concept. Who decides what Misinformation is?
>>222788470Corrrrrr flib
>>222789781best get down the pub for the england match then de lada
peter hitchens desert island discs: Smugcuntium in C (from The Snivelling Pedant) by Ioannus PonceThe Flight of the Dishevelled Scowling Owl by Ludwig Tosser
>>222789807leftypol mong offended by different opinions and wants her own echochamber
>>222788490Wonder which is the more brainworms twin x
>>222789933ian hislop over here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGZHkc52QmA
>>222789982literally nothing wrong with using cutlery. they pride themselves on looking like idiots
need to weewee but don’t want to get up
>>222789927I will. Fuck them. If they're showing me my marching orders anyway I can show up drunk.Can't wait to be unemployed tbqhwy.
>>222789982if you make or watch mukbang or food challenge content you deserve to be in a mass grave right now
>>222790010my cock's bigger
dont like it when food is too hot
>>222790032I should hope so, since that's a flaccid willy
>>222790010That is fucking vile. Why did you post this?
>>222790049lol delusional
bunrham kicking out palantir. the overlord arent gonna be happy
>>222789777grapefruit
just seen a not work safe image on a worksafe board!
>>222789738People are overestimating Mexico>but muh altitude muh recordSave this post
anyone want tea?
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icqpel9DvJo
>>222790092Ate lots of cereal today.
>>222790097Hahahahahaha what a fucking mug
if someone posts an ewhore in here, no matter how obscure she is, you know for a fact gyaldempaedo will reply "CORRRRRRR [Exact username of the whore]"
>>222790127Almost as if.... no that's too crazy
>>222790127That's never happened.
>>222788470>>222789915>>222790154?
>>222790127I think it's even worse that he never wanks to any of themit'd be far more normal if he did
>>222789574There stone in my soul that produced an unending current of rage when I got triggered is now forever sinking into my poo bowles leaving a prevailing feeling of emptyness
Spaino's Discord got shut down because he didn't scan his passport for the Online Safety Act
[B]orrr [B]addiedem
>>222784800>>222784800>>222784800
>>222790209hes definitely capping when he says that
whats wrong wtih posting in loewercase
>LowercaseRestore.Based.
>>222790127>>222790209>>222790262Y'all are obsessed
poo
>>222790304How many women do you keep track of on your little computer?
>>222787630 #Ashwaganda is good and effective but it makes some people really photosensitive, me included, so can only take at night otherwise I be squinting.Phenibut can be bought legally but it's a grey area and can fuck you up if you get addicted, but small amounts of that spaced out by at least a couple of days calms you down nicely. Bit like being drunk without drinking. Really don't abuse it though.Other notable things are valerian root and l-theanine (especially with caffeine as it offsets the jitteriness and calms you down a bit) and I think CBD is more than a meme if you get high strength full spectrum stuff.
[B]awchad
make it. now
>Ashwaganda Gesundheit.
New>>222780956>>222780956>>222780956
not entirely sure what a panko bread crumb is
>>222790407never you mind
Green shiny flyberg is getting entirely on my nerves. Someone is getting a proper spraying when I can be bothered to get up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6uEYIbTs8A
>>222790407do you know what Google is?
>>222790407just bread crumbs made from white breadthey're bigger than regular crumbs and crispier
>Someone is getting a proper spraying when I can be bothered to get upFunny that's what I said to your mum last time I saw her.
>>222790097he’s so fucking ugly
>>222790466Pretty effective doing there pal
>>222790353None, till the world cup is done
>>222790440no whats that?
recycle, reuse>>222780956>>222780956>>222780956
on the 2nd day of fastingmight be cheeky and go 3 full days
>>222790481fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, i won't get fooled again
>>222780956>>222780956>>222780956
>>222790509
>>222790366[B]ig up x
>>222790242[B]uv [B]m x
