hi
no edition because you're a little runt who deserves gaunching
>>222792958fuck off cunt
>>222792971:/
anyone want a shagging
>>222792932whos that
>>222792998..................yh
is it itv or bbc
>>222793020gay ass nigga
>>222793043channel 5
>>222793043dave
>>222793043stv
>>222793043is ask jeeves broken?
i dont have a telly
Rorke singing the song from the Rocky 4 training montage
ever shaved your arse?
Rorcky
rorkey marsedupmylifeiano
118 118Sponsors of The Simpsons on Channel 4
>>222793119yes
>>222793043dave +1
the wanktoil>>>/gif/30841873
>>222793157were you expecting visitors?
For me it's the rocky 3 montage where he drives his car
vid has all of /brit/s favourites going on>feeding>wombat>farting>BBC
>>222793166well obviously this is very erotic
>>222793166why are men so much more attractive than women. im not gay btw
>>222793174maybe, was teasing some old blokes on grindr so was considering sending pics of my arse but didn't even bother in the end. didn't like it because with no arse crack hair there's nothing to catch bum sweat and every time I farted my cheeks would ripple because there was no cushion between
Rorke abiding by the law on GTALeftypol using Never Wanted cheats to kill police officers without consequence
>>222793207quite peng that
Got an uneasy feeling about this thread
>>222793207need to watch you squirm with a towel over your head as i fuck you silly
yes im sure the irate Palestine-obsessed transexual having a nervous breakdown on twatter is a very good judge of sanity
i need a name for the lass in OP
just farted and it STINKS
>>222793284quentina scobie
>>222793284why? she looks like a scottish centre half
if i never had access to race based pornography i would be a functional human beingso yes its their fault not mine
>>222793284CaptainBarbossa on Twitter
Chatting up a FTM and chatting up a MTF. The duality of a man is it
why are yanks such sore winners?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9ZDJ7G4a-Psseeing them go out is going to be so satisfying
>>222793284naked martin
>>222793119I once cut the hairs between my arse cheeks with scissors. Itched like fuck after
dirty gay bastards you lot
>>222793361Oh did the cockney man swear for no reason haha what a treasure
>english commentators when england are passing it around at the back: this is riveting stuff, it's like watching a chess match between two master champions>english commentators when any other team is play: football? RIP bob
>>222793306Scottish centre halves look like THAT?
>>222793361sick of their packaging though. Always getting a loaf with a tear in the wrapping
I'm eating a poo
>>222793412true
women with cocks are better. asian women with cocks are the best creatures on earthfannies are boring and you are gay if you disagree with anything i say
3 different numbers ringing me last couple daysdon't like it at all
>>222793388last few matches when england pass around they just say how shaky and nervous they look
>>222793314they'll act like they never cared about itpeople will make memes about them pretending they never cared etc etc etcall so predictable
im gay
>>222793425Elton needs to see a doctor
may grow a bonsai tree wouldn't that be nice if I had a little bonsai tree that I grew from a seed
so you'd rather have your mouth around a cock than over a fanny? mad that mate, you might be a bit bent
>>222793443they've somehow got your number.
>>222793463r
>>222793457dont remember paul whitehouse saying this
>>222793442fannies look like big mussels which makes it hard for me to eat pickled mussels despite loving the taste
>>222793463seems normal for a man in his condition
>>222793344why would you do it with scissors
I'm gay, communist, ride a bike (hold up traffic), Indian, vegan, and a woman.How else can I offend you?
>>222793457don't remember this quote in guns, germs and steel
>>222793426I don't think you are though. I think you are desperate to post something but don't know what to post. So you come up with a lazy outlandish thing hoping to gain attention. But here's the thing: posting about poo is such a default post these days that no one cares, no one thinks twice, people just move on. It's nothing more than adding to the post count.Now, if you can actually prove to me that you are actually eating a poo right now, well that would be something crazy and interesting. But I know you're not.
>>222793473whatever happened to the 112 lads?
any battyboy ting in
>>222793517it literally still does (You)'s
>>222793496no you're not
>>222793521>112Well you've embarrassed yourself
>>222793456I don't think you are though. I think you are desperate to post something but don't know what to post. So you come up with a lazy outlandish thing hoping to gain attention. But here's the thing: posting about being gay is such a default post these days that no one cares, no one thinks twice, people just move on. It's nothing more than adding to the post count.Now, if you can actually prove to me that you are actually gay right now, well that would be something crazy and interesting. But I know you're not.
off work for a week now i am
>>222793495Why do you think shaving would be easier? I can't fucking see round there but I can feel
>>222793566kicked out of 112 phonebooths
>>222793496I'm two and a half of these
good lad what you doing with the week off
>>222793574I don't think you are though. I think you are desperate to post something but don't know what to post. So you come up with a lazy outlandish thing hoping to gain attention. But here's the thing: posting about being off for a week is such a default post these days that no one cares, no one thinks twice, people just move on. It's nothing more than adding to the post count.Now, if you can actually prove to me that you are actually off for a week right now, well that would be something crazy and interesting. But I know you're not.
>>222793543get this in the tate modern
what the hell is a maven
>>222793496By not shitting a lentil based diluge directly into my gullet
>in london>a gamer asked me for directions>deliberately sent him the wrong directionfuck you gamers
>>222793566well whatever the number was. I know what I'm talking about
hate how my fucking parents infantilise me 24/7
>>222793630how did you know he was a gamer?
I'm making a post
>>222793626kin ell, gym bunnies make me diamondsshame they only fuck big muscular men
>>222793567im gay and retarded
>things to do in Ipswich>there's fucking nothing
>>222793626why cant a girl like this cold approach me and say she's desperate to shag me
@Reply: AllYou'll do nothing
>>222793642I want to rape you while I change you
poo hotdogs for tea
>>222793642and if young dickhead says he's queerhe must be queerhe must be queeeeeerin his aaaaaaaaaaaarse
>>222793587well you can just use a mirror or phone...
white people don't murder bab- uuh well rorke?
>>222793616br
Can't tell if the world cup has been a bit boring or not
>>222793693i can help you with it if you want
>>222793693i was a teenager, phones didn't exist
>>222793678I don't think you are though. I think you are desperate to post something but don't know what to post. So you come up with a lazy outlandish thing hoping to gain attention. But here's the thing: posting about having poo hotdogs for tea is such a default post these days that no one cares, no one thinks twice, people just move on. It's nothing more than adding to the post count.Now, if you can actually prove to me that you are actually having poo hotdogs for tea right now, well that would be something crazy and interesting. But I know you're not.
Why not just ask mumberg to trim your arse hair when she's giving you the weekly bath?
Can't tell if the /brit/ has been a bit boring or not
>>222793457basically my mentality for when Digital ID + CBDC comes in
Sir shaved perineum
>>222793716
>>222793699rorke never said thatrorke is firmly against abortion, which is murder
guess which is the bong and which is the american
came back here after a few weeks off, just realised you're all a bunch of deeply unfunny, mindbroken, try hard teenagers and you all stopped being witty or funny many years ago. I was a mainstay poster here for years but you'll never know I left, the quality drops even further now. Enjoy your schizo dollhouse posting and bradders spam losers
>>222793747that's a poo
if you don't want any hair around your bum go get it waxed or even better get it lasered. otherwise if you're a guy just leave it alone, unless you're a gorilla
>>222793706just too many games. you need gaps between them for people to really appreciate the webmsthe most important part of a symphony is the silence between the notes otherwise it would just be 1 one constant drone beginning to end
>>222793765warburtons made you look like an absolute cunt hovislad
>>222793007subscribing for answer
>>222793765pscrbr
>>222793752don't know, don't care
>>222793747Elton if he was straight
>>222793752I ain't reading mallatratt text
>>222793752she's the burger and he's the bong with his john lennon nose
Just found out Spain were playing a football match from various neighbours celebrating just now
>>222793765my life a gay porn
deeply unfunny thread, just try hards and shit gimmicks and that poo schizo, backed up of course by about 3 posters on the paedophile botnet website.Grow upGet a clueYou pathetic vermin
someone needs to pull cucurella back by the hair the way that chiellini hauled back saka
>>222793765wasn't funny when the australian posted it
im eating thick logs of poo fresh from the bfs hairy arsehole
>Enjoy your schizo dollhouse posting and bradders spam losers
PETER PANEER BABY
*gets a clue*Now what?
im gay and retarded and eating a poo hotdog for tea and have the week off, how's it evening?
ref commentator: my friend and colleague is doing his best and I applaud him
>>222793848
*gets pk'd doing my clue in the wildy*
>>222793859Nice shirt does it come in your size
cant stop thinking about unprotected sex with 19 year old boys in bras and wigs, some white, some black and some chinese
need a clue on how to become more of a neek
>>222793888love is love
Sup.
>>222793888do they have boobs or are they just wearing loose bras because thats not hot
used to think it was some faggot discord shitting up the threads but i've realized most of you are just zoomers who are incredibly faggy anyway
it don't matter if you're black or whiteNot sure about brown and yellow fellas tho
>>222793897Open your computer and start unplugging things and plugging them back in and stuff
spain should be 5 nil up by now
fucking hell rorke
>black white yellow, no one knows
Sup. !
>>222793928breast length wigs, loose white bras with flat chests they are all skinny. or just a few of these>>222793719
would love one of these if they can be toilet trained
>arab goes on holiday to Greenland>sees the prison >full of arabsin fucking greenlandlmaochrist almighty
Good drawing.
>>222793765
>>222793938michael jackson wasn't a fan of them
spanish can move it around in so well and decisively. they dont have to stop and think whenever they get the ball. must be nice being able to watch your team do that
>>222793959Well at least rorke has a hobby
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/man-charged-kidnap-treherbert-court-34223571#>It added: "Samuel Hyde, 35 from Lancashire has been charged with engaging in sexual communication with a child, breach of a sexual harm protection order, possession of a knife/blade in a public place and assaulting a girl under 13 by touching."scr
Michael Jackson was an avid, skilled chess player and frequently played using the black pieces in his matches. However, he famously had a hard time deciding whether he wanted to be "Black or White".
>>222794020he cant keep getting away with this
My steam on my laptop is so behind wtf I heard GOL shouts from the neighbours 2 whole minutes before I saw it
Congrats.
>>222794020hecantkeepgettingawaywithit.jpg
im talkin to the man in the mirror
>>222794035nigga the broadcast is on free tv
CHAMONE MUTHAFUKA
>>222794066he's an incel in his incel lair
I have a chestnut hair.
emma watson sex arse
>>222793992mental that in greenland you can go up to a prison and just start talking to the people there
>>222794066Can't sit on my bed and watch TV though x
best michael jackson song everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0
had no idea pinkpantheress was 6'2
>>222794059I'm asking him to change his waysAnd no message could have been any clearerIf you wanna make the world a better placeTake a look at yourself and stop wanking kids
>>222794110that's because she isn't
>>222793992is being a decent person banned in their cultures or something?
>>222794110yearn for a fat plantain kenyan brick out of her dark little arse
Gtfo here.
>>222794152what a post
Just woke up ready for Diego Day
>>222794177shameless tramp
skyrim argonian playthrough where i just fish and sell my fish
>>222793543did you draw this
Alri winners >>222794109mmm debatable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo
>>222794177mind explaining this, land of the free inhabitant?
>>222794191based
any NATIONWIDE niggas received their fairer share payment yet? They said between 10-30 June. I qualify but hath noth received I fear. May have to throttle a teller tomorrow and demand answers. 100 quid y;kno.For just having a nationwide account. Mad.
>>222794184going to ask diego what jesus wouldve thought about aiand would jesus have used chatgpt, claude, or would he not have used any
>>222794197the president himself comes round and shoots you if your pc draws over 800 watts in california
>>222794210yes
>>222794020so a child being assault is funny now is it
>>222794225yh
On my private island in Hawaii
scranning a poo
>>222794240God maketh AI thineever....
>>222794146their role model was a murdering pedophile who declared war on people who didn't suck his cock and/or give him money and/or admit he was in direct communication with god he even breaks the rules he himself set (9 wives instead of 4) and then put in verses in the quran from allah saying "nah he can do that" no surprise they're all as mentally ill as he was
@ Rorkeypops
dunno why people shit on california it seems like the only state worth living in, where everything happens. movies, music, fit girls, beaches... you got florida which is a swap for old people to retire, new york which is a gentrified expensive tourist trap, and a bunch of flyover states and the bible belt.
>>222794197>ryzen 5800>6800xtwhy are you posting a 7 year old screenshot?
>>222794271ugly troll. bet she describes herself as "bubbly"
>>222794300for me its washington or montana
>>222794177>>222794210mad how women like this sit on the toilet and do poos like the rest of us
>>222794300*tries to suppress a yawn*uh yeah mate, mad innit
i don't think i know any michael jackson songs besides thriller and billy jean. and maybe a jackson 5 song
Reckon I could have the lot fo you, easy*takes top off*
Making things up in my head to be angry about
>>222794300
>>222794360rattled
>>222794369i like the one where he shouts 'WOOOO'
>>222794369Smooth criminal? Beat it?
bbc users seething as usual. this time about pubs being open to 5am on monday
>>222794372I think you'd get tired by the fourth bumming
>>222794372PHWOAR!!!
FACT: oregon is the state that is closeest in size to britain.FACT: oregon has a population less than half of london
.
>>222794177WHITEgentina
>>222794392yeah, I know you are
>>222794197blue states aren't free
>>222794411most of them are agitators from other countries being paid to create misery
Right time to get out of bed
>>222794426Need the entire northern half of America to be turned into a White ethnostate simple as x
>>222794426anything above .9 is still better than most of the world so not really a problem. california and illinois have way more shit going on than new england.
>>222794392This poster is a manchester manlet btw
my twink arse STINKS
>>222794411lmao bet theyre fucking fizzing sitting beet red
5'3 and a attitude
>>222794389love new england but i've seen people like on the right bathing their toddlers in the sinks in the washrooms at mcdonalds off the highway
nap nap complete
>>222794300yea?
>>222794462not even close i live in truro lmaostay rattled
hunting for a shiny mewtwo on pokemon leaf green
>get humiliated >y-you're r-rattled *yawns*
>>222794504finally there will be less traffic in los angelessounds like a good development
>>222794504>top gainers all red states>top losers all blue stateswonder why that is
>>222794496Gen Z boss and a miniItty-bitty titties and a bobFive foot three and a attitudeSecret product and a trench New Frank Green and a sneaky linkFake tan hands and a hoop
>>222794411basedhope the drive drunk
>>222794399hee hee>>222794409forgot about those ones. i think i've heard smooth criminal more than beat it
>>222794539>humiliated with a *yawn* postsure thing bud you are visibly upset that's why you're still trying to get my attention
>>222794550love how when poor people get money you can still tell they're poor spiritually
>>222794539explain how I got humiliated thendroning on about california and florida like a dull autistdesperately and cluelessly responding 'rattled' like sacked tranny does
just been sucking a receipt whilst at work
>>222794589>>222794600*yawns in your faces*
>>222794615I acceot your concession
>>222794637>acceoti'm afraid you've done yourself there
playing the bendir on my midi keyboard
>acceotfucked it, now I've switched sides
nap time
>>222794563tiktok extinction event when
>>222794657bizarre lie
>>222794589>>222794637why are you pretending to be me?
>>222794637you made a typo therefore i win
>>222794550Revolting
>>222794672no you are
>>222794600thicko can't keep track of who's who
>>222794550inside look at mar o lago
>>222794369You know smooth criminal and the one about the jews
>>222793083yes grandadget with the programme
derailing the arguments by pretending to be one of the autists to make them look bad
call me naive, but i fail to see how rorke smashing his nads with a mallet is doing anything to stop the biomass
>>222794710>replying to a 1 hour old postkys
>>222794701unfunny and boring post in a quintessentially canadian manner
>>222794664A dog would look ashamedCat chads stay winning
any piano man in
>>222794550mad what trump has done to the white house
rorke dying and realising hinduism was true all along and he's being reincarnated as a thalidomide baby dalit in hyderabad as punishment for his evil ways
>>222794736god i wish i could sniff that stool
>>222794733maga rattled
>>222794722no kill YOURself
>>222794733FOY
>>222794749like sniffing stools do you
>>222794736The godless orient
>>222794750>>222794760meltdown
>>222794733migacattle
>>222794733That must have struck a nerve. Reckon it's cus where Trump lives and this bothered you.
Hello internet it's time for YOUR daily dose of
>>222794719ktim
people joke about coming back and saying its shit here but I have noticed how boring and shit it has been last couple days
well that's me done!!*closes tab and runs away*
>>222794447they arent. our countrymen are just miserable bastards
leftypol dying and being sent to boil alive in human waste in darkest niggerhell forever for opposing the chosen people and their state of israel
Crazy how easy Cody has a meltdown, it's like a parody of a twitter boomer pro-Trump account.
>>222794772Sorry to hear that maybe just stop posting for a bit if that's happening to you or maybe post in cum
bames
>>222794708yeah, i'd forgotten about smooth criminal. honestly don't know the one about jews except seeing the occasional pepe meme i think
>>222794770>your christian west sir
>>222792932What's she doing
wojaj
>>222794818God is a bit weird isn't he
pete doherty looking rough
>>222794736yeshttps://voca.ro/146pe4P65uN0
is it just one schizo who hates zainichi?why do they keep getting blamed for all the failings in japan?
>>222794850Do you mean Kelly Cates?
>>222794733sorry, yes, thank you
>>222794850better than dead. although cheese might take his life
>>222794826>honestly don't know the one about jews except seeing the occasional pepe meme i thinkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL6nfu__Qyou've heard it probably >>222794788bros voice doesn't match how he looks at all
>>222794839just having a laugh
>Hello?>Rorke?>You in mate? .... meow
>>222794850he was always a hedonist
>>222794894>>222794894>>222794894
pete doherty's butcher wears them
>>222794865One very funny japanese man on here but really irl it's just a normal discrimination thing in japan
>>222794788being absolutely sick to the teeth of world cup
>>222794895good heavens that's the gravest case of twink death I've ever seen
>>222794915
>>222794872if that was made today i'd swear michael jackson was ai generated
