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Lol
>Goonery Sergeant
Where did everyone go
>>222795648im here
>>222795648Yo Mama's house
>>222795648Sabbatical
Took a massive, three-part bowel movement this morning.
>>222795686She making cornbread.
3 day weekend because July 4th fell on a Saturday so we got Friday off, gonna goon and smoke weed and play video games
>>222795703Femboy wasn't lying, that bussy can squirt
Snoozepilled. Can't raise this cortisol bro
>>222795703Like, it folded over on itself? Colon cleanse, much?
>>222795470my wife wants to go with her friends to strippers, but I wanna go see
>>222795751>3 day weekend because July 4th fell on a Saturday so we got Friday off,same
My dog was in my neighbor's yard when I got home
>>222795751What about your ambitions
>>222795648while you were shitposting I was training with tibetan monks
>>222795756*Inspects for leakage*
>>222795804What did you learn
>>222795771pendejojust do it faggot
>>222795787It's current year, my ambition is to get blasted out of my mind then have sex with the wife after playing video games all day
>>222795735I like it when she serves it with beans
Really want to go for a walk but there's children selling lemonade and I don't feel like being scalped today
Problem with coffee is i end up wasting half the day shitting
>>222795768No like I sat there, took a poo, still felt like there was stuff up there, waited a few mins, did another poo, still felt like there was stuff in the pipe so I kept sitting there until I summoned a third spew. Spent like half an hour on the toilet and by the time was done my legs were numb.
My dog opened the door on me while I was taking a shit
>>222795885what does he contribute to societyhe doesn't know anything
>>222795648Purchasing Pokemon Legends Arceus at EB Games
>>222795906
And if a double-decker bus crashes into usTo die by your sideIs such a heavenly way to dieAnd if a ten ton truck kills the both of usTo die by your sideWell, the pleasure, the privilege is mine
>>222795932He contributes love which is the most valuable thing on earth
>>222795560
POKEMON SCALPING IS A REAL JOB
>>222795822I'm still in the hazing phase
Should I shave my chest hair?
Cien anos de soledad
>>222795985I can't tell if this is real or not but I hope it's real because it would be super funny
Not sure how to turn my life around given that all i want to do is lounge around /cum/ 24/7
Wow Spanish women so hot
>>222796090waxing is the only logical thing to do ngl
>>222796193good riddance
It’s a slippery slope
>>222796090if you're a faggot
Want your slippery feet on my cock
Just scolded the imaginary gf
Umarucchi playing video games
>>222796234Sorry my Indian friend Dikshit had an accident on that slope!
>>222796162This but I want to bitch about jeets all that time.
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>>222796328rent free
>>222796193they're just admitting that they're pedos now
Don't post that
>>222796328I'm friends with a couple of South Asians (Texas ofc). Chuds, how do we balance bigoted intolerant beliefs about demographic composition of our respective nations with empathy?
>>222796417
>>222795648i went to eat dinner at a restaurant with my mom.
>>222796453kek
>>222796464Where did you get this picture of me?
IP banned for no reason again. Fuck this shit site
>>222796090was considering this too desunever measured but it’s like 1’5”
Disability Pride month sales are out and some pretty epic deals
The deep south is FULLplease go to colorado and wyoming instead
>>222796627Sorry just had a big meal at the golden corral Colorado is full too
>>222796511how are you here?
May have to buy a goycar to commuteberg through the suburbkibbutz It sucks
How about the beep south
>>222796603Remember when "inclusion" meant a focus on people with mental and physical disabilities and not gay degenerate fag shit?
>>222796597The last time I shaved my chest I noticed that my body looks worse. That's the only reason why I kinda don't
>>222796665Phone posting
>>222796627COLORADO AND WYOMING ARE FULL OF CALIFORNIANS MIGRANTS (same with texas)
Just got an email from my ISP telling me that I've been browsing websites that violate their TOS and that they'll be taking action by terminating my contract with them.
They call me smallfat tony onnacount I'm only 280 lbs
I hate it here but I don't know where to go.Why the fuck do outsiders think America is the best place ever?
I'm going to get milkshakes what flavor you want?
Posting from the public library.
>>222796792What were you doing
new qol map dropped
TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN
>>222796719>>222796651That's the fakest news I've ever read. I've never met a single person who resides in either states, nobody talks about how terrible those states are. Unlike New York, which is the worst. Many such cases. Glad!
>>222796829strawberry please
>>222796858He was probably doing something with pizza
I hate doctorsI hate the medical industryI hate giving up control and being at the mercy of others
endless pain
May take a nap
>>222796938*tickles you
>>222796867>every big city looks like some variation of thisit's so fucking over
>>222796944Can you stream it? I'm a generous donator especially if you have cute snores
>>222796933You don't see the chinese government regulating chinese medicine js communism works
>>222796933Find an old woman doctor, they tend to be very gentle and never go on rants or lecture you for poor choices they just kind of tell you what they think you should do and are usually lighter on prescribing meds as well so they're not going to just stick you on 50 different pills or give you something that isn't for your condition, I never go to male or young doctors anymore, I prefer a woman at least as old as my grandmother coddle me and there's no shame in that
Why are New Yorkers such assholes? Is it a side effect from living in one of the greatest cities in the world?
>>222796858Browsing Reddit and 4chan.
>>222797008New York isn't great. There's literal garbage on the street like they still live in the Middle Ages, The whole place smells like piss, and then they have cats shitting where you buy food
>>222797008The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.
>for nearly a century america was uninhabited due to lack of electricity and AC>a few of the biggest cities are sabatoging AC and electricitygaijin go home! gaijin go home!
>>222797008I find new yorkers tend to be nicer than places with fake niceness like the south, in the south you have southern hospitality which is people being nice to you in public and customer service workers forced to act like servile sycophants who will get fired if they're ever not smiling for .0001 second, meanwhile people in new york are quick to cuss you out and tell you to fuck off but if you ever run in to an actual issue in new york there's almost always someone who will stop and help you, they may be rude while doing it and tell you you fucked up but they will still help in the end, I think they're just more tired of regular day to day human shit than others because the city is so crowded and something is always happening
>>222796792good thing starlink is based and redpilled
i find that rural china is the place to be
>>222797101To be what?
So many Indians in Texas wow
>>222797101how is it any different from rural brazil
>>222797110to be human
This is Serbian cuisine.Also there is an obnoxious creepy Pakistani guy at my hostel. If you're browsing this general Fahaad, you need to chill the fuck out and stop being creepy and loud and dominating the conversation with inappropriate jokes
just coomed btw
>>222797125much safer for starters
>>222797116DFW is a lost cause at this point every time a business shuts down it's immediately replaced by some new indian restaurant or grocery store
>>222797142*coughs on ur potluck then rapes u*
>>222797142>inappropriate jokeswhat does he say?
>>222797142looks like good food
If you see this post, it's time to buckle the hell up.There's news that bandits are headed this way and you better be ready.Cowboy Hours start now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLXQltR7vUQ
Gonna go sit outside and smoke weed and play jazz at a low volume while it rains :3
>>222797218I'm too tired to play cowboys now go ask your mother
>>222797183>most girls use condoms, but nice girls will let you fuck raw!>I'm from Lahore, you can remember it because we have the best whores>I'm a teacher but none of my students know I get fucked up and use hard drugs!>Serbian girls are hot, I'm going clubbing tonight so I can get laid>>222797172>>222797185It was delicious. I found a cool group and ditched Fahaad, he leaves tomorrow luckily
I refuse to celebrate July 4th until the trans genocide this country is enacting is stopped, and reparations paid to the victims.
>>222797238>>I'm from Lahore, you can remember it because we have the best whores
I don't hate trannies. Only the ugly ones
>>222797142Where's the protein? That's all carbs. Is everyone large over there?
>>222797263I refuse to celebrate July 4th until the trans genocide this country is enacting is completed, and reparations paid to the victims of trannies.
>>222797331both orangish dishes on the right look meaty
>>222797331There are meatballs in the bean stuff if you look closely but no, everyone is fit and skinny. There are lots of meals here with beef or lamb, tonight's dinner just didn't have a lot
Really hard day at the gym, really tired not feeling, idk why it just is what it is, good days are hard to come by
Here we go again
>>222797368Your mom is orangish and meaty
>>222797083>fake niceness like the southYou're either brown or your hair is blue
>>222797232>tired
People who prattle on about nutrition are just as insufferable as car guys.
>>222797238>Hostel>I found a cool groupNormalfags need to GTFO
>>222797412If you think southern hospitality is real you're probably just some northern faggot who got an erection because a cashier said hello to you instead of just staring with disdain, it's the fakest meme to ever exist
sex with mary louise parker
May have an ironic fap
Why do you never grow out of thinking poop and wieners are funny?
>>222797238Faahad is based.
>>222797376Kek eating 2 bean dishes then going to a serbian dance club sounds like stinky hell
"The Star-Spangled Banner" is low-key a bop frfr
https://youtu.be/flg-PQ4dcko?t=209why are americans like this?
>>222797531more fun than your stupid ass will ever have
Are your parents familiar with the term woke? I heard my dad say it today
>>222797497
>>222797537another of england's great gifts to america
I have a friend who dominates conversations, shit's annoying and it's exhausting to listen to him sometimes.
>>222797567
When I stayed at a hostel my roommate was a brown door dasher that never said a word but he'd make weird noises late ar nightThere were a couple other people in the other room but they also never said anything to me
>>222796848Jerked off in a public library bathroom once
>>222797499>Christian god lovers/customers >god customers Lmao
>>222797618We've all been there
Karrie Ann Snure and her daughter Jordan were horseback riding near Highway 97 in Weed, California, when screeching sounds pulled them off the trail. Scattered across the slope were between 100 and 200 solar-powered Bluetooth speakers planted in the ground playing what sounded like a screaming, static sermon. Snure used mapping software and confirmed that the speakers are on private property adjacent to California Government Lands. Nobody has come forward to explain them, and the audio reportedly continues. “I still have absolutely no idea who put them there or why,” Snure posted.
>>222797172LOL>>222797331He said “hostel.” They’re probably not serving steaks
preparing to move to a smaller place and reviewing the bullshit clutter i have to dispose of. I think it might be worth it to enlist the services of the junk haulers. It's going to be like four trips to landfill/goodwill otherwise.
>>222797615
Women match with me & then just never respond when I text.Gotten to the point i just text random things because it doesn't matter
>>222797652Norcal is bizarre and fucked up
>>222797526It would be funny if he weren't so loud and talkative, he just talks way too much>>222797531I'm probably going clubbing tomorrow, should be interesting. I found some Aussies and Canadians to go with>>222797464Don't worry I never get laid, I only make friends
>>22279743999% of the time they don't understand what they're talking about either and just rely on pseudoscience, my new favorite is all the gym bros who are trying to convince people that bread, you know the thing that we've had since the start of the agriculture revolution and is traditionally one of the most important staple foods in the west for thousands of years, is pure poison that will kill you if you take a bite of it, like how does their audience even buy this grift?
>>222797670the new meta is in person only
>Weed, California
>>222797652/x/fag here, I feel like the world is unravelling in America and long-forgotten deities are awaking. Were fucked, we'll be lucky if we get a peaceful divorce.
>>222797713Prostitutes are the new meta
>>222797670>Women match with me & then just never respond when I text.Happens to me all the fucking time.
>rate of colon and stomach cancers increasingly among young people>increasing amount of jokes online from young people talking about shitting all the time Hmm, noticing..
It's fucking Julyuary in Vancouver rn.
>>222797736Those are in person only now too
>>222797566Kek lil bro stay mad
>>222797615Roommates are always a wildcard but any good hostel should have a common area with socializing and cool people, you just have to check reviews first to see peoples experiences there. The worst hostels are the ones with people living there because they can't afford anywhere else
>>222797764Being a fag who takes it up the ass is associated with certain cancers
Once I was in a club and a girl came up to me and gave me her number, totally out of the blue. Texted her later and she did not respond. lol —_—
>>222797780I should hope soBe awful difficult any other way
We love religious bumfucks here don't we /cum/?
>>222797850Same but a girl came up to me a kissed me and some other guy offered me her number which I thought was so weird so I didn't take it
>>222797850a girl asked for my number in college once and then I never heard from her again
MY DADDY WAS A HIPPIEBUT NOT HE'S THE HEAD OF STATE
>>222797910More than faggots yeah
I need a shower
I would never stay at a hostel.Some dude asked me in Mexico where a good hostel was, I told him about a hotel that was only $6 more per night.
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQN24dWg6made a thing
1 Timothy 5:8But if anyone does not provide for his relatives, and especially for members of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.
>>222798007>a government program sent people to the moon before elon muskcommunism works
>>222798007do leftoids really have imaginary conversations with their skizo thought leaders
>>222798007I like this one
you come to me now not as a man, but as a goy
rarely see people with hooks these days
>>222798121Rightoids literally sit around all day ai generating images of orangeman thoughbeit
>>222798158i would never
>>222798156because the boomers bullied them for being freaks
>>222798149I'm a shabbos goy
My patience for moths is evaporating. I leave my room for 45 mins to grab food and I’ve got like 6 moths chilling
>>222798156factory safety is better now, she probably lost them using a punch press
This one was pretty aesthetic tho ngl.
Weed delivery driver said enjoy as he handed me my package and I accidentally said thanks you too and he chuckled
This guy was a spastic, wouldn’t hold still and let me photograph him.
>>222798264did you ask for his number you fucking fag
>>222797567My mum asked me what it meant, so I just said 'people like you' and she got in a huff with me
>>222798281Yeah gonna hit the penjamin then take a long sloppy hit off his big bong if you catch my drift
You know what? I really do not like (most) people. Like a solid 95% of humans just fucking suck. The only time you see anything but the worst of people is when they think there's something they can get out of you. There's no loyalty, no reciprocation, no kindness, nothing. You invest in other people, take a genuine interest in them and their interests and they will just use you as a therapist to vent at. There's 0 reward for doing this, the moment you try talking about your own problems or hobbies or whatever, they're gonna immediately check out and not even pretend to give a fuck. You loan someone money when they're on hard times they take it readily but God forbid you ever ask them to return the favor, they'll disappear on you.
Have you thanked a Nazi for beautiful, blonde white women today?
July 4th is always depressing because it's the halfway point of when summer ends and the shit months come
>>222798320Cheerleader effect
>>222798308You think you’re tired, imagine being God and knowing everything everyone does all the time. Then imagine loving regardless.
The only people who enjoy summer are browns who are outside all day, white people enjoy winter snow and skiing, if you can't afford to go skiing you don't meet the financial burden to be white
My fishing license expired
>>222798381Jason tier who doesn't even go outside
Woke up from /napberg/
>>222798429Okay porch monkey
>>222798320they're mid
>>222798308Now show me what your mouth does
>>222798320What the hell is wrong with the center girl’s left thumb? it’s like it’s upside
dont fink you can be american patriot if you not bruce springsteen fan
>>222798476It's AI you boomer
>>222798300Spinny...
>>222798320I know 2 hot Argentinian super hotties, they are both lesbians...
the sexy girl mom at the gym i think fought with the personal trainer, didn't see them interacting today, they definitely fucked though
>>222798490Born in the USA is not only not a patriotic song but it is also sonically rotten
>>222798543for me?Darlington County
Son asks his sick father about his inheritance in hospital - dad slaps him
RIDIN' INTO DARLINGTON COUNTYI SEEN THEN GLORY AND THE COMIN' IF THE LORD
>>222798490I'm on fire is a good one
i dont have depression, i have stone coldness
>>222798568my dad purposely didn't have any life insurance, he said "fuck him"
>>222798588phwoar like a bruce springsteen song in itself
Can they both lose?
>>222798614I don’t like it but we have to cheer for Mexico as our /cum/ brethren. I held my nose and cheered for the US last night too. It’s only right
If i get even slightly nervous I have to go to the bathroom
Blud thinks he's on the team
I bought an emolga full art for $5 a few years ago and it now goes for over $100
OH BUDDY WHEN I DOTHROW MY BODY IN THE BACKDRIVE ME TO THR JUNKYARDIN MY CADILLACCADILLACCADILLACLONG AND DARKSHINY AND BLACKWOMFIN' UPDEM BLUE JEANS SO TIGHTTEARIN' UP THE HIGHWAY LIKE A BIG AULD DINOSAUR
>>222795751>spends all of his free time satisfying short term dopamine urges>complains about "wage slavery" and how "it's impossible to get anywhere in life"
>>222798707I work from home buddy I don't ever complain
>>222798614nigel already lost the rizz competition
Mr greedy is the goat
Reading how moths are attracted to light because they navigate using the moon. When they sense an artificial light source it fucks up their navigation and they can even become blinded by it. Learning these facts makes me more empathetic to the moths in my room. I continue to capture and release them. They are victims of their own biology.
>>222798707>>spends all of his free time satisfying short term dopamine urgesthat's called life bud. 99% of life's pleasures are like that
playing tank is a thankless job
>>222798719bloody ellyour wapu looks like gary glitter
>>222798614I will be rooting for Mexico so fucking hard.They're not dumb enough to let their country be taken over by muslims.
>>222798744i mean everyfing bad is victimhood of one's own biology
>>222798782>They're not dumb enough to let their country be taken over by muslims.They're literally taken over by cartels
>>222798757I only know who that is because I enjoy british media and also grew up watching the yogscast
nothing i hate more than someone who wears all black but it's just skechers, sweatpants and a hoodie
Most of literature and art since civilization began seems to revolve around fuck sex with women getting tricked into sex and other such things of that nature
>>222798802Can't say I've ever seen that look. Must be a black person thing
The only skechers I owned were my black work shoes
>>222798697Would you consider younger Morrissey attractive?
>>222798844you know what i mean, black on black but it's a lazy cheapass look
Hating Summer is reddit
Anyone else hag maxxingI have a massive harem of hags. They all live in my incel cave. Kind of grim but it's better than no harem
>>222798961Stop the cap you probably don’t even have 2 hags in your incel cave
>>222798984They're desperate for my incel dick. When I get home they start circling me like cats pawing at meThe best part is they're all post menopause so I never have to wear a condom
>>222798867He's fine, just not my type
what are the chances of us winning the FIFA world cup?Very good?good?bad?very bad?
for me?indian summer by beat happening
>>222799007That’s so cap dude. So cap.
>>22279904270%
>>222799042Just bad
the only thing i have is a crippling fear of women
>>222799042Very bad. You haven’t had to play a really good team yet. Your team is decent but your would get filtered so hard by Spain, Argentina or France
Hey, it’s me.
>>222799122so at least the final 4?>>222799124>>222799131aw..man... I was hoping for 50/50 at the leastI think we will do better than expected.
Once divided, nothing left to subtractSome words when spoken can't be taken backWalks on his ownWith thoughts he can't help thinkingFuture's aboveBut in the past he's slow and sinkingCaught a bolt of lightningCursed the day he let it goNothingmanNothingmanIsn't it something?Nothingman
>29 year old women doing the “ oops wrong person hehe “ text to get my attentionNah bitch, it’s game time
pork hoops were on point
>>222799042Pretty low the US will likely beat Belgium tonight then get knocked out by Spain in the next round
>>222799042extremely low, you just got spooned with the matches so far
my wife was told by my neighbor that they want to go to a male strip club... I'm thinking, I wanna see my neighbor's big ass
>>222799159Good news is you can beat Belgium in the next round for sure. But if you beat Belgium you’re playing Spain after this which will filter you 90%. If you hit the 10% where you beat Spain you will 100% get filtered by France like by 3-4 goals
>>222799112I wish it weren't true they're getting on my nerves I can't satisfy them all
>>222799200Okay is this the thing where they dress up like clowns because I saw that on my fyp
>>222799207for some reason, I think you make sense, but I am very drunk right now
>>222799042zilcho
perma truecelling all the way to the grave
And here I was thinking we were going to have a nice happy video https://youtube.com/shorts/kzBwNdoz7tY
Lmao getting YouTube ads about migrating to Canada. Very grim.
leftypol at it again
Happy 4:20 RART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>222798344fag effect
>>222799349>Allison
/tv/ is one of my boards of all time
>>222799312moving to canada is the first step to moving to the US
>>222798344The one on the right seems objectively good
my mother called and told me like a 20 minute story about how she was mad about the price of steaks these days
Save the cheerleader save the world
>>222798381White people do things like sailing and tennis in summer when it’s impossible to ski thoughbeit
They had the Library of Congress pull out a founding father and former president's 300 year old flute to let Lizzo play it
>>222799449My mother does shenanigans like this as well. I worry she doesn't have friends
>>222799434It’s pretty hard to emigrate to the U.S. as a Canadian
Sometimes good things happen. Just got the notification that I reached the end of the waitlist for one of my college courses, so now all my classes are online and I don't have to waste the gas driving 30 minutes down to campus.
>>222799461>This is "iron horse" by Motorhead on the flute
city has decided to rip out the sidewalk in front of my driveway this week. 24 hour notice lol move your car out of garage park on street somewhere for the duration estimated 1-3 weeks. so they'll make the hole and make my driveway inaccessible then they will fuck off and leave it like that until they feel like finishing the job at some point later.
get the icy bong out
>>222799461https://youtu.be/9Wq54dK0aBs
I've never heard anyone say "Lizzo is hot" and mean it
>>222799464mine has friends she has lunch with them regularly, the woman just loves to bitch
I hate that they put pockets in compression shorts so people feel encouraged to wear them to the gym
Funny how Lizzo was all about making her whole personality about being obese, but then started Ozempic as soon as it was available
>>222799461Didn't know they still had founding fathers
>>222799434I like the US but I wouldn’t want to live there.
woohoo three day weekend
>>222799525>Women are on bullshit And the sky is blue brother
>>222799483Don’t forget to tip your city 1% of your housing value at the end of year
>>222799525All of those "body positive" freaks did that. All of them
Who the fuck is lizzo
>>222799577who the fuck knows or cares
>>222799577A queen
>>222799577Pray you never have to find out
I have fag fatigue.
>>222799652>>222799652New
>>222799577