Sally Hawkins edition
ill post here
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Sallylad you seen Bring Her back?>tfwshwnphwpoy
ian watkins was welsh
tonight's entertainment: Young Japanese Girl Turns Into Old Man - Just For Laughs Gagshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Op6tN1_83A
>>222798886im welsh too
>>222798890used to scream at this when i was 7
umpops
it can't be helped~
real new>>>/hm/2707932>>>/hm/2707932>>>/hm/2707932
Will go see Obsession tomorrow
anime
>>222797143great bum on her
can't believe mock the week is /brit/ approved televisionit's SHIT
was gonna buy a box cutter on amazon to cut myself and maybe kms but alas nowaday you cant buy them even with an age check and doorstep ID you also need to use a *credit card* specifically for the purchase to prove your age but alas i am a mentaller physically ill neet with little employment history so i cant get approved for a credit card so despite being 30 i cant buy a blade with which to hurt myself yes i have razors no the blades are too weak to do more than surface level cuts no i cant go outside thats all thank you for reading this boring deeply embarrasing shit i posted about myself in 4chan
>Pull back socially, don't give people the benefit of the doubt, don't smile and be a 'nice guy', don't be polite undeservingly, don't accept invitations or overshare my personal life>Coworkers noticeably start treating me better and talking to me like a normal personMad how the normoid brain works
>>222798929bizarre lieyou don't need a credit card you can use a debit cardalso you can just buy one at b&q or whateverlying little shit
Tucked in.
>>222798928It was entertaining during the 2000s
>>222798929never understood why people cut themselves what is it supposed to do>its cos they hate themselves they want to feel ouchies!!still don't get itjust hit yourself like every other retardcutting is just to get attention I reckon
nth for the baddiedem
>>222798929There's always rope available
>>222798932>Stop being an annoying twat>Surprised when people treat him betterIt's no 1998 anymore unc. We're a low trust socially atomized shit hole now, you'll do well to remember that.
>>222798886which one?ian watkins (ex-rockstar and prolific baby rapist)? or ian watkins (popstar from late 90s/ early 2000s group steps)?or ian watkins (profesional rugby player)?
>>222798929>Need an ID and age check to buy a box cutterENGLANDYES
Sally "sex arse" Hawkins
>>222798913Umm corrrrr
>>222798943clearly you havent tried lately you're wrong
>>222798987Hmm... not sure about that one, might need a different angle
Mental how Filthy Frank or "Joji" literally made a video taking the piss out of me when I was in secondary school and for the next few years of had hundreds of notifications off random people telling me to kill myself AND he then goes and drops the Filthy Frank persona like it's nothing fuck you nonce cunt you ruined my childhood I could've been successful if you didn't use your millions of subscribers to abuse a LITERAL CHILD fuck you "Joji" you're a cunt and I'll never forget what you took from me you stole my innocence you stole something I'll never get back and I will rue the day when we cross paths you FREAK
Chopping my hands off and doing a backflip off Itchen Bridge
>>222799010She doesn't have a cock if that's what youre looking for>>222799020Mad that.
this is methis is who you're asking to stop being a burden
>>222799020lie on
used to have a crush on amanda young from the SAW franchise
>>222799020wtf did he really??
any questions?
I can't even link the video because HE deleted the channel and the evidence the only thing that remains is my damaged, wounded soul
>>222799046Dunno, why do you ask?
read alll about it reeeead all about it news of the world news of the world *applause which begins to die down as dara o briain speaks so they can hear him*
i say scrap the triple lock, and give me triple the cock!
that doesn't seem right
elle fanning's fanny (US definition)
>they didn't think to save the video that supposedly ruined their lifeIt seems like an almost pathological liet.definitely not filthy frank
Employed Woman post your mouth again x
>>222799043Yes he made a video taking the piss out of anime fans so I commented saying I learnt fluent Japanese from anime and that he knows nothing about Japan (obviously a joke) and the cunt screencapped it and put it in his video and because my YouTube name was my initials people found my anime forum accounts and from there my irl Facebook profile
>>222799047Don't forget the adjective boring for your soul>>222799054br
hunter schafer is immensely fit even though you can tell shes trans
>>222799071Not long left for our Tim I'm afraid
>>222799071Maybe if the fat lazy bastard got off his arse and walked somewhere his blood circulation will improve but alas it will be death by laziness for this nonce freak
>>222799096go be gay somewhere else
Sally is CUTE.
it's enough to make a man kek
How do people even hold down jobs for more than a couple of months? I've never been able to do it me, just the same shit day in day out, yes boss I'll be here everyday for the next 5 years whenever you tell me to, I need the pocket money after all, thanks boss! No prospects of owning their own home, being internally displaced in their ancestral homeland. Like what's the fucking point? I want to do it but I simply can't. For fuck sake.
>>222799071nigga has congestive heart failurehis handlers should be elevating his legs
>>222798929Based labour saving you from yourself, now distract yourself with the football like the rest of us
Sacked Tranny's been in a right mood lately
puffy red feet means imminent blood clot right?
Had a bad tummy all day. I really need to lay off the alcohol and spicy food. it's doing a right number on my insides.
>>222799135You simply have to grow up
>>222799084lol i know that video and im pretty sure its on the frank archivethanks lol
>>222799147heart failure
>>222799020>Why yes I was 11 years old when Filthy Frank was THE YouTuber>how could you tell
>>222799077really good arse
>>222799155>Growing up is just accepting being a serf until the day you die Holidays are shit, what's the motivating factor in all of this toil? I really don't it.
She so small I want to pick her up
>>222799158he's lyingits just a masochistic fantasy
>>222799135some people have the ability of forethought
what's going to happen to me?
>>222799173a sex arse some might say
>>222799176How old are you?
it has always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for two bears
>>222799113no, i don't think i willthis is /brit/go be a triggered yank somewhere else
>>222798977why do normies think being nice and polite is annoying?
>>222799183And what are they planning for exactly? Extra take away money and a holiday or two a year? What's the motivating factor in all of this? Blind consumerism, not for me.>>222799191Over 30.
>>222799201go be a faggot somewhere elselike at the bottom of a lake
>>222799176Sounds like you're content to just be a gormless worm, not sure why you even give a shit about your "ancestral homeland" with that attitude
corr imagine how stinky she is after running around in the sun
>>222799206snowflake ass bitch
>>222799202Because their lives are fucking miserable for the most part. It's really that simple.
>>222799178does she have nice feet? she seems cute but not sure im interested otherwise tbqhwyl
This is the grim incel that lashes out when you mention having a cheeky food delivery >>222799205>>222799176
>>222799206finna putcho bitch ass on blast nigga
>>222799208And working in for pittance and funding my own demise via taxation is helping how exactly? Whenever I bring this up, no one can actually explain anything beyond trying to throw gay little insults. Typical.
weird how USA is doing well (?) in the world cupcouldnt name anyone on the team ngl
>>222799235What do you do all day, and for what do you do it?
>>222799230See>>222799235Proving my point. How do people it, literal automatons, I know what you're going to do before you do it.
well ive found the myanimelist account that he obviously wanted us to find but im not gonna indulge his attention seeking any further
>>222799217runs like a morrowind npc
>>222799256giz a link
>>222799251>How do people it,Maturity, tolerance for mild discomfortAlso to your point about home ownership - many young people are buying homes, sorry if this makes you uncomfortable
>>222799222They're okay. I'd lick her soles. She is 50 now but she's aged well IMO. Not traditional hot but more like elegant cute
>>222799246I try to enjoy life, something I simply can't do when toiling making someone else rich. I have a fairly fulfilling personal life to be fair, maybe most down and earning pocket money for Uber eats and an all inclusive holiday is peak existence to them. I just don't get it, I wish I did, I wish I could, to be fair.
>>222799205build a life for yourself and a stable familyhow are you gonna do that jumping from job to job? fair enough more often it happens the other way around, a stable income/routine is needed because of family but it doesn't matteri think you're seeing consumerism as the end goal when for most people it's just a diversion to give them release from the natural course of their lives. you wouldn't understand as you don't actually have a life
Pastrami, emmental and gherkin sandwiches for tea
mad how there are newfags that dont know sacked tranny is a spaino character
there's a thread on /gif/ titled "euro girls having fun" and it's all euro women getting fucked by black men.
>>222799274Yeah you sound pretty fulfilled to be fair, good on you
>>222799135The problem with toil is that the jobs are grim and menial and the hours are far too longObviously if you get woken by an alarm at 7 o'clock every morning to go stack shelves at tesco and you do that five days a week you're going to want to ropeIf you only worked 2-3 days a week doing something you actually enjoy, that men are supposed to do, such as something in the trades, and you made decent money that you didn't have to worry about finances, then you would be content.That's the situation I'm in. A year or two ago I was working the usual 9-5 full time routine and I was suicidal because even with the high salary it was just too much fucking toil and I hated it.
