ill post here

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>>222797143

Sallylad you seen Bring Her back?

>tfwshwnphwpoy

ian watkins was welsh

tonight's entertainment: Young Japanese Girl Turns Into Old Man - Just For Laughs Gags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Op6tN1_83A

>>222798886
im welsh too

>>222798890
used to scream at this when i was 7

umpops

it can't be helped~

real new
>>>/hm/2707932
>>>/hm/2707932
>>>/hm/2707932

Will go see Obsession tomorrow

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anime

>>222797143
great bum on her

can't believe mock the week is /brit/ approved television

it's SHIT

was gonna buy a box cutter on amazon to cut myself and maybe kms but alas nowaday you cant buy them even with an age check and doorstep ID you also need to use a *credit card* specifically for the purchase to prove your age but alas i am a mentaller physically ill neet with little employment history so i cant get approved for a credit card so despite being 30 i cant buy a blade with which to hurt myself yes i have razors no the blades are too weak to do more than surface level cuts no i cant go outside thats all thank you for reading this boring deeply embarrasing shit i posted about myself in 4chan

>Pull back socially, don't give people the benefit of the doubt, don't smile and be a 'nice guy', don't be polite undeservingly, don't accept invitations or overshare my personal life
>Coworkers noticeably start treating me better and talking to me like a normal person

Mad how the normoid brain works

>>222798929
bizarre lie
you don't need a credit card you can use a debit card
also you can just buy one at b&q or whatever
lying little shit

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Tucked in.

>>222798928
It was entertaining during the 2000s

>>222798929
never understood why people cut themselves what is it supposed to do
>its cos they hate themselves they want to feel ouchies!!
still don't get it
just hit yourself like every other retard
cutting is just to get attention I reckon

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nth for the baddiedem

>>222798929
There's always rope available

>>222798932
>Stop being an annoying twat
>Surprised when people treat him better
It's no 1998 anymore unc. We're a low trust socially atomized shit hole now, you'll do well to remember that.

>>222798886
which one?

ian watkins (ex-rockstar and prolific baby rapist)?
or
ian watkins (popstar from late 90s/ early 2000s group steps)?
or
ian watkins (profesional rugby player)?

>>222798929
>Need an ID and age check to buy a box cutter
ENGLAND
YES

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Sally "sex arse" Hawkins

>>222798913
Umm corrrrr

>>222798943
clearly you havent tried lately you're wrong

>>222798987
Hmm... not sure about that one, might need a different angle

Mental how Filthy Frank or "Joji" literally made a video taking the piss out of me when I was in secondary school and for the next few years of had hundreds of notifications off random people telling me to kill myself AND he then goes and drops the Filthy Frank persona like it's nothing fuck you nonce cunt you ruined my childhood I could've been successful if you didn't use your millions of subscribers to abuse a LITERAL CHILD fuck you "Joji" you're a cunt and I'll never forget what you took from me you stole my innocence you stole something I'll never get back and I will rue the day when we cross paths you FREAK

Chopping my hands off and doing a backflip off Itchen Bridge

>>222799010
She doesn't have a cock if that's what youre looking for


>>222799020
Mad that.

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this is me
this is who you're asking to stop being a burden

>>222799020
lie on

used to have a crush on amanda young from the SAW franchise

>>222799020
wtf did he really??

any questions?

I can't even link the video because HE deleted the channel and the evidence the only thing that remains is my damaged, wounded soul

>>222799046
Dunno, why do you ask?

read alll about it reeeead all about it news of the world news of the world *applause which begins to die down as dara o briain speaks so they can hear him*

i say scrap the triple lock, and give me triple the cock!

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that doesn't seem right

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elle fanning's fanny (US definition)

>they didn't think to save the video that supposedly ruined their life

It seems like an almost pathological lie

t.definitely not filthy frank

Employed Woman post your mouth again x

>>222799043
Yes he made a video taking the piss out of anime fans so I commented saying I learnt fluent Japanese from anime and that he knows nothing about Japan (obviously a joke) and the cunt screencapped it and put it in his video and because my YouTube name was my initials people found my anime forum accounts and from there my irl Facebook profile

>>222799047
Don't forget the adjective boring for your soul
>>222799054
br

hunter schafer is immensely fit even though you can tell shes trans

>>222799071
Not long left for our Tim I'm afraid

>>222799071
Maybe if the fat lazy bastard got off his arse and walked somewhere his blood circulation will improve but alas it will be death by laziness for this nonce freak

>>222799096
go be gay somewhere else

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Sally is CUTE.

it's enough to make a man kek

How do people even hold down jobs for more than a couple of months? I've never been able to do it me, just the same shit day in day out, yes boss I'll be here everyday for the next 5 years whenever you tell me to, I need the pocket money after all, thanks boss! No prospects of owning their own home, being internally displaced in their ancestral homeland. Like what's the fucking point? I want to do it but I simply can't. For fuck sake.

>>222799071
nigga has congestive heart failure
his handlers should be elevating his legs

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>>222798929
Based labour saving you from yourself, now distract yourself with the football like the rest of us

Sacked Tranny's been in a right mood lately

puffy red feet means imminent blood clot right?

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Had a bad tummy all day. I really need to lay off the alcohol and spicy food. it's doing a right number on my insides.

>>222799135
You simply have to grow up

>>222799084
lol i know that video and im pretty sure its on the frank archive
thanks lol

>>222799147
heart failure

>>222799020
>Why yes I was 11 years old when Filthy Frank was THE YouTuber
>how could you tell

>>222799077
really good arse

>>222799155
>Growing up is just accepting being a serf until the day you die
Holidays are shit, what's the motivating factor in all of this toil? I really don't it.

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She so small I want to pick her up

>>222799158
he's lying
its just a masochistic fantasy

>>222799135
some people have the ability of forethought

what's going to happen to me?

>>222799173
a sex arse some might say

>>222799176
How old are you?

it has always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for two bears

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>>222799113
no, i don't think i will
this is /brit/
go be a triggered yank somewhere else

>>222798977
why do normies think being nice and polite is annoying?

>>222799183
And what are they planning for exactly? Extra take away money and a holiday or two a year? What's the motivating factor in all of this? Blind consumerism, not for me.

>>222799191
Over 30.

>>222799201
go be a faggot somewhere else
like at the bottom of a lake

>>222799176
Sounds like you're content to just be a gormless worm, not sure why you even give a shit about your "ancestral homeland" with that attitude

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corr imagine how stinky she is after running around in the sun

>>222799206
snowflake ass bitch

>>222799202
Because their lives are fucking miserable for the most part. It's really that simple.

>>222799178
does she have nice feet? she seems cute but not sure im interested otherwise tbqhwyl

This is the grim incel that lashes out when you mention having a cheeky food delivery
>>222799205
>>222799176

>>222799206
finna putcho bitch ass on blast nigga

>>222799208
And working in for pittance and funding my own demise via taxation is helping how exactly? Whenever I bring this up, no one can actually explain anything beyond trying to throw gay little insults. Typical.

weird how USA is doing well (?) in the world cup
couldnt name anyone on the team ngl

>>222799235
What do you do all day, and for what do you do it?

>>222799230
See
>>222799235
Proving my point. How do people it, literal automatons, I know what you're going to do before you do it.

well ive found the myanimelist account that he obviously wanted us to find but im not gonna indulge his attention seeking any further

>>222799217
runs like a morrowind npc

>>222799256
giz a link

>>222799251
>How do people it,
Maturity, tolerance for mild discomfort
Also to your point about home ownership - many young people are buying homes, sorry if this makes you uncomfortable

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>>222799222
They're okay. I'd lick her soles.

She is 50 now but she's aged well IMO. Not traditional hot but more like elegant cute

>>222799246
I try to enjoy life, something I simply can't do when toiling making someone else rich. I have a fairly fulfilling personal life to be fair, maybe most down and earning pocket money for Uber eats and an all inclusive holiday is peak existence to them. I just don't get it, I wish I did, I wish I could, to be fair.

>>222799205
build a life for yourself and a stable family
how are you gonna do that jumping from job to job? fair enough more often it happens the other way around, a stable income/routine is needed because of family but it doesn't matter
i think you're seeing consumerism as the end goal when for most people it's just a diversion to give them release from the natural course of their lives. you wouldn't understand as you don't actually have a life

Pastrami, emmental and gherkin sandwiches for tea

mad how there are newfags that dont know sacked tranny is a spaino character

there's a thread on /gif/ titled "euro girls having fun" and it's all euro women getting fucked by black men.

>>222799274
Yeah you sound pretty fulfilled to be fair, good on you

>>222799135
The problem with toil is that the jobs are grim and menial and the hours are far too long

Obviously if you get woken by an alarm at 7 o'clock every morning to go stack shelves at tesco and you do that five days a week you're going to want to rope

If you only worked 2-3 days a week doing something you actually enjoy, that men are supposed to do, such as something in the trades, and you made decent money that you didn't have to worry about finances, then you would be content.
That's the situation I'm in. A year or two ago I was working the usual 9-5 full time routine and I was suicidal because even with the high salary it was just too much fucking toil and I hated it.

>>222799269
t. unemployed incel who lives in his childhood bedroom

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>>222799206

>>222799269
I suppose my tolerance for bullshit is low. Homeownership rates are at record lows still, so the fact remains that most work for nothing but pocket money nowadays. It's really that simple. Why aren't they revolting? At least refusing to partake in the exploitation.

>>222799285
no way really????????

>>222799288
What do you do

>>222799288
I work part-time at ALDI and it's alright. I think you get used to it and find things you enjoy about it after a while even if it initially seems like suicide fuel.

>>222799302
gay porn side hustle

>>222799295
Bizarre response, concession accepted

i accept your poocession

taking over UK underground drill police already taken down the original upload
bare violations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhY7_2IHun4

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Anyone watching Portugal Croatia?

how painful do you reckon dying in a tornado is?

wish i didn't have ass burgers

Just watched Obsession

pretty good fucking grim though

>>222799336
mad how irrelevant this guy is now

Was a proper cunt at ALDI this evening though team

>Comes in at 9:30 pm
>Massive trolley full of stuff
>Gets told multiple times to go to a till as we close soon
>Gets to selfcheckout at 10:00 pm (the time the store is meant to close)
>Takes ages to scan shit
>Wants to pay with two different cards
>Can't do that on selfcheckout
>Suspend transaction and send them to till
>They try paying £18 on one card
>Declined
>Starts telling me all this shit to take off the transaction, probably like £20 worth of shit off
>Colleagues have to put it back
>Finally fucking pays and leaves

And they do this regularly, at least 3-4 times a week. Fucking cunt I hope they get banned

>>222799306
Part time work is the goal tbqh
Depends on your situation but even a minimum wage job at a supermarket is fine if you live with your parents and you're only doing it for 2 days a week or something. Yeah it's not exciting and fulfilling but it's easy with money going in your bank account

>>222799336
yeh

>>222799286
Absolutely. Nice missus, family, incel walks, incel gym, incel bike rides, reading, etc. I just don't get why I'm expected to exchange literally 40% of my waking life for pocket money wages? Are people just push overs?

>>222799288
>The do something you enjoy meme
I enjoy the things listed above, but they'll never pay, I'd love a WFH job, to be fair. And you're absolutely right, the 9-5 is absolutely fucking bullshit if it's not guaranteed to get you a house in 10 years which is practically impossible in todays day and age, so people just work for uberjeers and iphones, it's insanity that people just accept it.

>>222799338
not too bad
it would be a good way to die i think
it would be a breeze

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>Enters thread
Hello Sa-

>>222799338
you can survive especially if you had a little padded box to hide in

>>222799358
>missus
yeah no

>>222799354
what would you do if a category 4 tornado hit your aldi while you were working inside, do you think you could survive?

>>222799372
>gif
fuck off

>>222799354
>Totally fine though, I can order a takeaway when I get back and will be an eternal renter with absolutely nothing to pass down to my children if I ever have any

HOW ARE PEOPLE DOING IT?

>>222799377
You can't even fathom my life, lad, sad. I did unironically meet her whilst working though, that's been one of the only motivators for me to toil historically. Kek.

>>222799378
I would hold onto some of the furnishings that are welded to the floor. Survival rate would be low but possible depending on how long the tornado is present

>>222799384
Having children is for paedophiles fuck that I want to watch anime play games and post with the /Brit/ team I'm living the dream mate enjoy being stressed, depressed and worried about everything LOL

>>222799396
yeah… no

tilde isn't even a real tranny btw it's just part of the gimmick
i unironically went to shrewsbury aldi and saw him irl he's just a weird looking bloke. got the wispy virgin beard and all

the indian slop restaurant was replaced by a chicken tendies restaurant
thank god

>>222799338
depends how you die
if a sheet of metal slices your head off then its probably an instant death

now imagine you're being spun around in the vortex, and a cow is also being spun in the same vortex, and you are both being spun around but it happens that the cow is colliding into you in a way where the cow's penis is forcefully entering. and then you are both launched by the vortex into a wall so that once you hit the wall the cow, with its penis still in your rectum, slams into you and its penis goes deep inside your internal organs as you are crushed to death

that would be quite painful I imagine

>>222799405
am i supposed to know who that is?

i'm banned from a pub in west yorkshire

BBC just advertised the England Mexico game as "midnight on Sunday", ergo implying Saturday night.

When really it's on Sunday night, therefore maknig it Monday at midnight.
Why are they trying to retard-proof the England game when they haven't bothered with that throughout hte rest of the World Cup?

Speaks volumes.

>>222799400
>>222799402
>Wagies seethe
>The literal only justification is consumerism
>The rest is attempts at insults
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I've come to the conclusion that people are just pathetic, the slave mindset is a very real thing. Men aren't men anymore - they're essentially just "Employed woman" with a dick. I might write a book.

Thinking about watching a film from downunder...
romper stomper
or
once were warriors

>>222799427
watch obsession

Might start a homestead in the local allotment.

>>222799416
NTA but tilde was a personality on /britfeel/ over on /r9k/ several years ago, think they went on a date with poleaboo aka moni aka amer hussein at one point
Anyone one or two anons believe that EW is tilde, now as a transgender individual and posting on /brit/

mad how boring it all is

eventually i think hospitals will have to give you the choice of lethal injection if you have a grim slow death like organ failure or cancer inbound

>>222799420
whys that then

mexicans love beans
brits love beans
battle of the beaners

>>222799427
kangaroo jack

>>222799436
I hate Poleaboo and have never met that freak.

>>222799433
na im not into supernatural shit, its boring and gay

>>222799426
i thought men provided and protected their family and sacrificed for them

I got banned from a wetherspoons because I split up a fight between my two mates which started over an onion ring (that I ate) kek

>>222799426
Are you on bennies or what

>>222799450
she’s a beloved icon you’re nothing

you'll poo nothing

>>222799436
pretty sure its confirmed that tilde is employed woman but i never browsed there so idk

>>222799426
Not sure what you struggle to understand mate
Most people are mongs who don't try in school then they spend the rest of their lives doing low pay menial jobs usually in the service sector or some grim office

The goyim are not particularly happy with it but 1) They have no other option 2) Their lives are just consumerism anyway as long as they can consume the slop everything is okay

They're called goycattle for a reason

>>222799467
He's a convicted sex offender and self confessed paedophile. I'd rather be nothing than be either of those.

>>222799471
me after going without fruit and veg for a week

>>222799471
funny you say this coz right now im squatting over the john feeling hella constipated. deadass

>>222799454
The ever encroaching state will do all those whether you want them to or not, unfortunately, hence why taxes are insanely high and working doesn't pay unless you have very real earning opportunities which isn't the case for 80%~ of the population today, especially with the very real and noticeable phenomenon of wage compression we've seen over the last decade.

>>222799458
I got banned from 4chan once for being racist when I was being racist

>>222797143
she looks a lot like my dad's gf (who is a kooky hippy)

>>222799492
>right now im squatting over the john
Lads getting paid to poo on men called john

sir slop consumer

would be really funny to see portugal go out this early and expose ronaldo

>>222799510
What's her name

get the slop consumed

shoving fistfuls of dogshit up my arse

>>222799459
Not anymore, no.

>>222799475
>Most people are mongs who don't try in school then they spend the rest of their lives doing low pay menial jobs usually in the service sector or some grim office

It blows my mind. God knows I've tried, but I it's just pointless. When you run the numbers in what you could get if you weren't working and on bennies (UC, HB, council tax breaks, etc) - you're essentially working for a couple of quid an hour. It's absolute insanity, literal wage slavery.

>>222799531
tilde

do they know about charlie kirk in china, in north korea?

other day when I was in Lidl some kid pissed on the floor after being told she couldn't use the toilet because she was being kicked out, she called her Mum and she marched down and was screaming at the workers "MAH DAUGHTERS DISABLED!!"
The lower class really are so pathetic. They can't handle anybody telling their children no.

>>222799530
>expose ronaldo
um

Mental how infected my bladder is

>>222799558
we are charlie kirk

>>222799071
>>222799137
i told you hes gonna be dead, im starting to think he had a heart attack when he was out on that walk then woke up in hospital

>>222799556
you ever listen to them shagging

has anyone else watched obsession

I thought it was good but I hated how he stayed even though it was obvious she was completely mental. If the movie had real people as characters it would be half as long and she would be in a padded room somewhere

can't believe I literally just posted her name, I wasn't thinking ffs
please ignore that post lads
>>222799575
yh

>>222799096
she has a full frontal scene in something, fair cock on her

think people who go to supermarkets in their pajamas should be sentenced to 1 year hard labour per offence

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There is currently a copyright war of Tung Tung Tung sahur. Some piece of wood that was made by AI is trying to be claimed by companies to earn money. Triple T cannot be copyrighted god damnit!

stepped on a land mine and completely shredded both my legs below the knees

>>222799579
no i haven't so hows about you don't fucking post spoilers about it you cunt

>>222799585
What's it like? She a milf?

I know a 49 year old in London that looks like her too. Proper posh totty, reckon she wears those fancy gloves when she gives handjobs

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don't know how or why people consistently order through 3rd party delivery apps
i just looked at the chinese place and the base price of beef and broccoli is $4 more, not counting so called delivery app fees

Doing the revitive thing

>>222799595
Lad the film is called obsession get a grip

>>222799599
she's is nice yeah
and posh but in a more organic charity shop frequenting way

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>>222799601
Lazy bastard syndrome. Lots of people grow up addicted to food, beer.They never exercise and watch porn. They keep getting lazier and lazier until the thought of leaving the house to pick up food, or even eating something from the oven feels like they have to climb up a mountain.

>>222799579
i wonder how the dynamic of the film would change if the main characters genders were swapped

>>222799548
Even if the bennies system was reformed you would still need to work so what's your point

Find something realistic you wouldn't mind doing and pays decent and then go learn how to do it to the point where people are paying you money for your labour

That could be landscaping, electrical engineering, personal trainer, whatever it is

Vast majority of people have fuck all skills that are worth anything to anyone aside from minimum pay/low pay jobs that monkeys could do and obviously if you were doing some shit pay monkey job you'd feel morose

>>222799591
no you didnt be quiet

started watching a really good series but shant say what is is because last time i did so someone posted spoilers

RIGNALDO

>>222799613
Perfect kinda posh desu. More like refined than a toff.

Wish I could meet women like that more often...

>>222799559
why was she being kicked out in the first place?

>>222799601
I got a Chinese with my sister the other day and was shocked when I said put our order into Uber eats and then I'll phone them and we will pick it up and its literally 30% cheaper. She genuinely didn't know that's what they were doing, she's a fat fuck too constantly eating out and that, a Chinese is a rare treat for me.

>>222799601
Mainly because they drop it at the door and slink away so some freak can crack the door and snatch their food from the floor. That's something restaurants never used to do. You had to hand the food to the customer and collect cash basically until Seamless began operation.

>>222799634
she was being racist

>>222799634
because she and her friends were running around the shop screaming and not buying anything for like 30 minutes

>>222799625
right well it was a mental land mine and my legs were a metaphor for my mental health
i see you've never heard of allegory

>>222799645
how old was she? just pulled her fanny out and started pissing in the middle of the supermarket?

>>222799471
ktim i take too many opioids

>>222799653
...and now you're trying to change the story because you don't have a leg to stand on

reckon my dick might be TOO big

Reading some tales about heroism.

>>222799658
nah she literally just pissed her pants
apparently her mate said "just piss on the floor" so she did piss herself
she must have been like fucking 12

>>222799513
he's not called john, a john is what they call a male customer of a prostitute

>>222799667
Share some. I need inspo. Too much edgy grimdarkness in the world, need some HOPE

>>222799669
well i think you're making this up to masturbate paedophiles on the internet

>>222799683
bizarre accusation
it's not like i saw the act I just saw the mum screaming at the worker

my dads gf wears pyjamas all day and has a nice thick arse that swallows the pyjama bottoms
she also always makes sure ive got a fresh cup of tea
jealous of my dad desu
when dadberg is at work i pretend shes my gf in my head

why do women always put their hand on the guys abdomen in couples photos

https://x.com/prestonjbyrne/status/2072630989273071813
fucking wailing, how does our country manage to keep taking Ls

Me off de toil

>>222799664
fucking hell done that allegorical ponce

just heard about the civil war taking place at the vatican

>They keep getting lazier and lazier until the thought of leaving the house to pick up food, or even eating something from the oven feels like they have to climb up a mountain.
ktim
just can't be arsed to cook and the nearby restaurants don't have an extensive selection

when ordering food I can get pretty much anything I want and a brown man will deliver it to my door from across the city. that's well mint

england's own nico o'reilly

>>222799623
I appreciate the post, and not the usual automaton reaction that I get when I mention this, but it's still bullshit. You're a absolutely right about developing a skill set, but then I'd need to get some form of qualification to prove it (can't go rewiring peoples houses without the certificates or pretty much anything now), and that would fuck me over in the process of doing so.

Another issue is wage compression, as I mentioned in another post. literally everything just pays 13-15/hour now unless you're self employed anyway. I have considered just getting a van and trying to advertise rubbish removals/house moves/removals etc, I'll walk your dog or put up your shelves, basically gardening. it's very low risk as I could just sell the van if I didn't get any customers I suppose.

Cammon Croatia
Score some goals

>>222799664
well i do my real legs are fine and i can stand on them
my mental legs, by contrast...

>>222799697
bet she's fat and has a grim overweight flab arse

>>222799729
nope

>>222799699
I grab my birds minge in all photos to ensure everyone knows she's mine

went to a pub
talked to a goth milf
she was with her husband
pub closed
she invited me to her friends house
husband went home
she told me i'm hot and made flirty comments about tying me up


>forgot to get her number

>>222799755
didn't happen

>>222799716
posted from the darkest depths of plato’s cave

Fell asleep for an hour around 8, and now I'm going to be up until 6 or 7am. Fuck sake.

if a woman keeps putting her hand on your chest and smiling as we're chatting is that a good sign?

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>>222799705
ahahah lol

>>222799755
>forgot
yeah no

>>222799775
absolutely not she’s trying to get you to back up

>>222799775
Are you retarded? She's a foreign agent checking if you're wearing a wire, take a call and run before you get recruited to the KGB, you fool.

>>222799759
did. was on a mad one.

>>222799787
im a retard

will just keep going back to that pub

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE INTO YOU

STRAAAAAAAAAAANGE YOU NEVER KNEW

>>222799729
tend to assume this about literally every female ever mentioned on 4chan

Reckon SONY will withdraw their statement about stopping physical releases and keep doing them.

>>222799820
I'm surprised how ugly people on here are. You see those face of /int/ threads sometimes and 4chan users are definitely uglier than the general population who are already ugly fucks.

Will she ever realize that no one gives a fuck about the ruminations and opinions of a barren woman?
>Woman
Doubt it

nobody:
sacked tranny:
leftypol:
rorke's black girlfriend waiting for rorke to finally insert his willy:
rorke: Zamina-mina, hé-hé Waka, waka, hé-hé Zamina-mina, zangalewa? This time for Africa

>>222799724
>and that would fuck me over in the process of doing so.
why?
>literally everything just pays 13-15/hour now
not everything
jobs get paid what they're worth

>>222799838
this is true for most boards except /fit/

>>222799774
what you gonna do

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>>222799857
dont usually laugh at these posts but this one got me xD

im actually very gorgeous tbf

can't wait til the drugs arrive
instead of monging out in front of the computer sober I'll be able to do it codgered off my tits

>>222799865
Because you can't be in education and receive bennies. I'm actually in a rare situation where I could, but 30 something doing a full time colleague course? Kek.

Wage compression is very real, jobs that used to pay well, pay slightly above minimum wage now. Who would've guessed increasing your population by 2%/year would result in suppressed wages.

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>>222799898
remember when he almost died

>>222799880
Pop a melatonin and have a wank probably, lad.

Mad how I've actually fucked my life up and I need to kill myself but I can't bring myself to do it

>>222799939
how have you fucked it

>>222799910
whats baffling is how we have had the worst fall in wages compared to spain/france/germany

>>222799931
Don't like this gimp at all

>>222799939
You'll be alri

will Sir Nigel Farage fix everything

>>222799952
We've had a major fall in everything. I used to go to Spain/Italy for my deano holidays and was shocked at the price of food in their supermarkets, but it's all equalised over the past few years. We've had the biggest fall in wages and been fucked by inflation worse than everyone else too.

>>222799957
well he doesn't know you exist so that's fine

hope the croats rape penaldo

>>222800013
Same

>>222799999
>>222800000
>>222800002
well at least the boomers kept their triple lock and the post industrial shitholes got their brexit

>>222799957
who cares virgin

>>222799697
Nice lad. You ever mssturbated to her?

>>222799939
you'll do nothing

In seriousness though you can go wild really move to an utterly different place see what it's like there etc, change something big

>>222800013
Ronaldo is still playing? How old is he?

was standing over the toilet taking a piss and realised I could smell my cock my where I was

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THE RAPED

>>222800063
he is 41. his last world cup

le scores two against uzbekistan man

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Quite tired now so I'm off to bed.

Nighty night x

iberian derby in serious jeopardy

>>222799865
>>222799910
Was hoping you'd reply again, lad, you seem knowledgeable about the job market. Say, hypothetically, I was to go to college to do something, what could I do that would give me the best earning opportunities after a year? Presumably a trade of some sort.

Might rip down every non-American flag in my neighborhood

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>>222799680

poo testng

>>222799931
Fully expected for it to say "I am now a woman"

That doughnut made me feel like shit

2-0 fuck yeah Croatia! It's going to be a Norway Croatia final and all the "we need immigrants for football" faggots will be eternally btfo

>>222800093
I'm not sure sorry
All I know is that plumbers and electricians and these sorts are safe jobs with plenty of work and every time I've needed them for something it takes them about 20 minutes and they charge me a fortune so look into that

>>>/sp/156123868

offsido

offside hahahahahahaha

Still find it absolutely mental that Lamine Yamal was 16 in the Euros

>>222800154
barely

>>222800083
Apparently not because my neighbours cheered when Ronaldo nearly scored and it's 2:23am right now

>>222800124
Fair enough. I've got an interview for some warehouse job that falls into the 13-15/hour range tomorrow. I'll probably get it as I usual interview well, but I'll be doing insane after a couple months. I'm going to look at courses i could do now for next September, even if I have to self fund itd probably give me more motivation to not fuck it. I recently stopped smoking the devil's lettuce too which a major bane against productivity. Supposedly brick laying pays well, but I can't imagine that won't be automated before something like a plumber or electrician is purely due to their working environment (inside outside) and skill sets.