>Meanwhile, inside the /int/ parliament...
i'm starting a vote to banish indians and israelis to the vacuum of space
>>222799259I propose a motion to ban all AC world wide because it causes climate change o algo
I declare all chungus wholesome or igloo
>>222799259I made a game about how Germans are dumb and gay o algo (important!l
>fuck the Bosnian delegation for their chants that's why they lost btw
something something Muslims something something Jeets
>>222799293vetoed. chungus is problematic medias o algo assim.
>>222799259I vote to institute wealth-based voting. Each country gets assigned votes based on the net wealth of its median citizen.
>Violently sharts on the finnish seat All in favor say aye
>>222799259Starting a motion to make /int/erracial relationships obligatory.
ATTENTION EVERYONE: FINAL FANTASY PORN
>Ahem.>*ting ting ting*>May I have your attention, please?>I call for more immigration. Female immigration, that is.>Every incel gets a government assigned immigrant girlfriend.
>if those Syrian, Haitian and Venezuelan faggots are so scared about going back to their countries I'm sure the European delegation will welcome them there in Europe
All rise for the national anthem of my country!https://youtu.be/oVkatTa0D4c
>>222799259We rangeban Finland
>>222799388Based.
I'm proceeding with the motion of giving all your money to myself. Sorry and thank you.
>>222799259We should eliminate immigarantmaxxing countries like france
>>222799953That's right, they're hogging all the BBC, Karl Marx is rolling in his grave
Let's make out.
>>222799387AYE
>>222799259International women owe me sex bill, presenting
Mr. Speaker, I would ask the honorable gentleman from Germany to retract his statement and apologize for his unparliamentary sense of humor.
I think new worlders should pay us licencing fee for LARPing as us despite being mutts. All in favor say AYE
>>222799366why not based in (your) wealth?
>>222800180
>>222800336NAY
>>222800367Denied due to new world flag and conflict of interest
I propose that Canada sends all Indian men back to India. The women can stay but we are going to lock them up in chains and make them slaves for white men.
im really really fat and have a really round belly and i submit before my peers a proposal to have somebody rub my big round belly all the time.
>>222800474Your motion is based. I would like to suggest that all who oppose this are also sent to india.
nie tylko przestepcy wymagaja twojej uwagi cade tutaj mordo cwelu z lupi dupi tak tka
>>222800522Michał wróć
>>222799259I propose we create reserve and administrative body of crumbs of attention toa) ensure a steady supply,b) while also ensuring renewability andc) ensuring its delivered to whom they need it the most.Those in favor please say "aye"
>>222800552nay
>>222800552My country man are demanding too many crumbs of attention. It is annoying me, I think they should be fined with negative attention.
>>222799259Is this the Scottish parliament chamber?
>>222799259motion for the requirement of all threads to include the words "in your cunt?" or "in your cuntry?" within the original post; all in favour?
>>222800603AYE in your cunt
>>222799259>AC isn't working on the european side
>>222799259Why are we suddenly scottish?
>>222801651The international tribunal has unilaterally determined Ireland to be cringe and bluepilled
>>222799259I propose to make Germany BIGGER!
STOP POSTING COOMBAITS THREADS
>>222801966I agree with the right honourable gentleman from France regarding this issue. Additional measures are needed to stop this problem.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I propose the following legislative changes:1)Ban all Indians from accessing the internet2)Ban every thread that contains the phrases "in your country", "iyc", and similar statements.3)Mandate that every Finn should undergo the defaggotization program.4)Mandate that every post should end with the phrase "FUCK JANNIES!" (with capitalized letters)5)Declare Makima to be the best girl
>>222799259Parliaments are gayMake us a presidential republic
>>222799259*tries to overthrow the entire parliament in order to install a fascist dictatorship*
Motion to SHRINK Germanyeveryone in favour say Aye
>>222802961I veto this and lay a vote to fuck ur mom lol
>>222799259ORDAH! ORDAH! OOORDAAAAAH!
Motion to nuke Israel and dismantle EU
>The motion to force ALL Americans onto a strict low fat diet has passed o algo
>>222804142Poland would look like Serbia without the EU
>>222804237You look worse without the EU. Motion to further remove Britbongs freedom of speech, all in favor say AYE
the age of consent.. is over.
>>222799366So USA would be in charge like right now?
All in favour of TOTAL AMERICAN LOVE vote AYE
>>222804375AYE
>>222804375NAY
>>222804375Mr. Chairman, I wish to inject. I motion that the bill be ammended to include "Total Man Boy Love of America" in the title.
Motion to force the immediate halt of all posts addressing my country by a distorted version of its name in a way that relates to the topic then discussed. All in favor vote Aye
>>222804463Naytugal
>>222804463Motiontugal..
>>222804463Parliamentugal
Motion to make twink breeding camps as we need as many twinks as it is possible, all in favor say AYE
wasn't listening butVETOVETOVETO
>>222804632NAY.I motion TOTAL TWINK DEATH.All in favour say TOTAL TWINK DEATH.
>>222804662You FOOL, why doth you HATE all that gives JOY
>>222804463Deniedtugal
Parliaments are outdated concepts.
>>222804463Overruledtugal
This thread sucks, nobody even knows parliamentary procedure here
>>222804375GAY
As Speaker of the Parliament (I was elected for life), I hereby introduce a bill stipulating that every Member of Parliament shall receive a sex slave with big tits! This bill is binding!