CANZUK edition
Assaulted by a gang of black youths? Don't think you have mate.
wish id been smart enough as a kid to pretend to be gay so i could go in the changing room with the girls at school
Unironically why don't you guys do this?
>>222804014That's not how it works.>>222804010People ITT talk like dementia patients.
>>222804010Fuck off chud
>>222804014That doesn't happen wtf are you on about
Decided to work from home today. >>222803848trvke
>>222804010what is that haircut bruh :skull:
the wordle today is very cronem coded
needs his whole cock cutting off
Feel like reheated sick againWake up every morning exhausted and tired
>>222804022>>222804027not in school but id get invited to the mall on the weekends for my fashion advice
>>222804031short back and stomping inspired by medieval peasant
covid was the biggest blackinjection ever
>>222804029what do you do for work lad?
mad how back in the days before basic hygiene men would get aroused by the women that smelt the worse
>>222804061>mallFOY
i don't know what offside means but surely that's offisde
>>222804099oh you idiotyou big bloody idiot
>>222804099r u ok m8
>>222804089Can't say lad. I have two jobs technically.
>>222804144mysterious
Portugal won refball, how excitingWonder who agreed to suck who off to get that penalty
>>222804101miles offside
we need a second covid
>>222804157spooky >>222804196naah
How did half the population during covid stop working yet everything other than toilet rolls supplies functioned normally
>>222804190mate of mine, his uncle works for fifa and says it's all rigged for golden boy ronaldo to finally get a world cup medal
Claim a good WhatsApp username while it's still early
502 Bad Gateway
>>222804222well funny thing isthey didn't stop working and also it didn't function normally. that's how fucked we are
>>222804241homealoneeveryfridaynight is available!!!
>>222804222economy is fake. we actually get everything we need from an intergalactic alien civilisation that gives us welfare. we're the council estate for the galaxy
>>222804010Looks more like a native American than a black
be kind to yourself x
nigger
>>222804033Dropped a hint about this earlier
1300 unnecessarily died as a result of extreme heat . rip old, disabled and babies
just got my whatsapp usernamebigknobbob (my name is robert)quite pleased with that
>>222803998They kinda cooking with that flag doe
placing bets on whichever team this nimbus cat predicts
>>222804329I think more die from the cold
>>222804329Get the AC installed
>>222804371Well... at least he's white
*walks in wearing leather gloves and a cape*haha alright lads*clearly wants you to notice them*
Mental how women accrue annual leave whilst on maternity leave, and they can carry over basically a whole year's worth (28 days) between yearsSo they can fuck off basically a whole year and come back to with 11 weeks of annual leave built up
>>222804425alright
>>222804425https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5QErPDNcj4
>>222804434ah yes these people should be in the workforce
>Waitrosearyan>M&Shyperborean>Sainsburyshonorary aryan>Tesco, Asda, Lidl, AldiMixed race>Farm Foods, Icelandsubhuman
>>222804457Morrisons?
>>222804457How about co op
The supermarket I shop at white and others not white
>>222804457Council scum here go to asdas
>>222804496More than one Asda in your area is there
>>222804469>>222804472honorary aryan
>>222804434Wish they did that here we are behind the times on maternity leave. Need to take money off dossers and give it to married mums with working husbands.
only place i know of that is going to be guaranteed 99.99% white are the damn horse jumping competitions me an the missus frequent
>>222804507Its asdas tescos morrisons sainsburys lad
>>222804521White women love they horses
>>222804457And Heron Foods?
>Starmer U-Turns on pub opening timesIs he doing it on purpose now?
>>222804549>morrisons sainsburyscorrect>asdas tescosincorrect
>>222804457>Morrisons
>>222804457ALDI should be capitalised
>>222804457Co-op?
>>222804554aye they do have a theory that becoming a horse girl is a symptom of female autism
>>222804564The comments section on the BBC article is genuinely depressingNation of whinging cuntshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1kyr8747m9o
>>222804457>Amazon
dying in a hospital looks miserable, yeah they can give you drugs to kill the pain but it's such a sterile environment and doctors are insufferable, rather perish in my smegroom with /brit/ at my side
>>222804590Tell them, not us. You won't.
>>222804569they have morrisons in the south
Sturgeon laughing it up as she dines out with CLOSE FEMALE FRIEND while her poof husband is serving life in Barlinnie.
>>222804590Love the feigned moral panic about emergency services and NHS workers being receiving abuseThe NHS really is our secular religion
>>222804611I did, BBC deleted it even though I censored c#nt
shout out to me!!!
>>222804616>och I had no idea my husband was on the take!she's guilty as sin. cunt wants locking up as well
>>222804616God Scottish women are delightful to look at aren't they
some gimp on discord told me i could never fit a whole banana up me arse so i sent him a video of me actually doing to prove him wrong bet he feels really stupid now
>>222804687ok put the video on catbox so we can see it>um no I can't right because none of this happened, glad we got that sorted
I get zero enjoyment from playing bg3 this game is so dogshit I hate it so fucking much
>>222804616yeah get that booze down ya lass
>>222804687What's his nameWe of the Mousecord will go beat him up
Need to rise and do a hard days graft at my excellent wfh job....
>>222804700are you really russian
>>222804713score an early finish time
>>222804700DOWN DOWN DOWN BY THE RIVER
>>222804713That laptop with a youtube video playing on mute so you'll stay green on teams won't turn itself on mate, get to it
got my workwear jacket on today cos im doing work you see
about to watch this
kinda started seething after i found out randytaylor69 has dated artsy black (mulatto) guy in the past, i guess it's expected, she supports arensal and went to college in london am i freak, or is this a natural reaction?
Hmm lots of managers and heads of departments have been resigning at toil over the last couple of monthsProbably not a good sign is it
>>222804698oh it’s already on the net, used my discord name of “amazingatheist”reckon you’ll find it by searching that + banana>>222804706mikeydapikey or summat
>>222804747You're a freak, very bizarre reaction to a very normal thing
>>222804747It's completely normal and healthy for white women to have sex with black men
Beans on toast with cheese and leftover chippy chips for breakfast. Bit weird but it certainly works.
got diarea again
So does the original judge who let those rapist kids off without prison get in trouble now that the Court of Appeal has overruled him and said he was wrong?
alright for some
>>222804781No of course not, they will have all discussed it at after hours judge club and although they all agreed the innocent little boys should have been let off the public outcry was too much so they put them in juvie for a couple of years to shut the papers up
>>222804804>retiree has lunch at restaurantOh yeah, that's a story of significant public interest
im turning into your father
>>222804825I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Suppose I ought to go and turn the old toil laptop on
>mrs was on loudspeaker to her zesty best friend and he had talksport on in the backgroundlads...
whole cock needs coming off
>>222804843her mate Phil Foden?
>>222804843Not to worry, he's just watching it for the sexy men in shorts
>>222804843He's plotting
i'm a sorcerer
Covered in a milky white fluid does anyone have any idea where it might have come from?
>>222804843This isn't instagram, you can call people gay here
was told a decision will be made at the end of last month about a job interview i did and now it's Friday which means i won't get it. Nobody sends out good news on a Friday
>>222804747completely normal reaction, don't listen to these cucks
im turning into a gyroscopea gyrating gyroscope
>>222804882GayHey you're right!
nth for the gyaldem
>>222804901
>>222804912That's a man with a poorly shooped jaw
Visiting the penis parade
>>222804885Remove that cap off from your head
When I wasA young boyMy fatherTook me into the cityTo see the Penis Parade
>>222804931idk what this means
sucking a citrusy zesty little niccy pouch
>>222804222Half the population didn't stop working, only those in non-essential in person service worker to customer roles stopped working, none of which provide the essential goods and services required to sustain a persons physical wellbeing.
>>222804885
I've been using myprotein clear whey, vimto and peach tea flavour, tastes exactly like them, to get my protein to 200g per day and I've gained a lot of muscle since doing this for a few months, but my shits are enormous every morning and reek like fuck. I have to flush the toilet first before wiping or it will clog if it's paper and the giant shit going down at once. My flat is new and has decent plumbing.
>>222804885I'm quitting my job today
>>222804924She mogs you
>>222804980all you can do is try your best
bought some wine off laithwaites and now they won't leave me alone
>>222804973was overhearing a couple of hr drones working near me the other day and they were scoring their staff based on how many bames and women got promotions in our company, while I was doing actual meaningful workboiled my piss
>>222804948Remove your jew cap
>>222805011I never said she wasn't a pretty guy, but still a guy
>>222805026i'm not Jewish
Why can't everywhere just speak English, getting sick of learning foreignese
>>222804817Daily mail retired boomers love this kinda stuff. I bet the comment section is going off.
clap your cheeks
Was supposed to be working today but I've got a poorly tummy and since I work in a bakery I had to say sorry I can't come in I've got a poorly tummy and it may be a bugbut actually I only had a poorly tummy at about 3 in the morning when I did a massive poo and sick but now I feel fine sucking a coffee
ive been radicalised on neopets
>>222805057nice one now i can't get a croissant :/
Feel guilty taking sick days for mental health since my manager got colon cancer. Just feels a bit cheeky, even though I know that physical and mental health are of equal importance.
Swelling on the bottom of my foot the size of a coin isn't decreasing, infact minor swellings are developing around it. Can barely walk
>>222805078Nobody ever died from feeling a bit sad. Man the fuck up.
Might go to the pub until 5am on Monday
>>222805094>Nobody ever died from feeling a bit sad.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicidal_ideation
>>222805078streets are saying that mental health is MORE important
turning into teeth
>>222805112grow up
>trump and epstein do a paedophile sex ring >people go mental and claim there is a secret satanic cabal of billionaires doing child sacrifice >abdul and friends do a paedophile sex ring>hmmm welllll ackshually its only a proportionally small number of victims and its been blown totally out of proportionsick of these double standards tbqh
>>222805075sorry :/i'm back in on Monday i'll get you one fresh from the oven x
>>222805083Are you the lad that caught aids from toilet water?
>>222805134oh nice one, cheers mate x
Might get schizophrenically obsessed with a girl and do a murder suicideMight not bother and have a wank instead
might grow up
4 breakfast sausages, 4 eggs, 2 pieces of toast, half an avocado, some cabbage/carrot/parsley salad with vinegar and olive oil https://vocaroo.com/1hismJErx7pY
>>222805132Nobody went off committing hate crimes against innocent billionaires as a result of the island stuff, meanwhile gammons started bricking the windows of innocent muslims aplenty because of the bad apples in their community. Not comparable outcomes
>>222805140No
>>222804580communist
>>222805144Pick the third way, do neither
>>222805158bloke lives over the road from me, he's a billionaire and his windows got done in. now what?
>>222805188I don't believe you, but if its true then he should use some of his money to get over it and donate to a muslim charity
could someone help me move a sofa
piss easy to get a job all these news stories about people applying to 100s of jobs with no response are a load of shite
>>222805158outcomes do not justify poor arguments
>>222805158There are no innocent muslims
>>222805224And criminals don't justify attacking the innocent because they share a religion
wadding up all the receipts from this week into a ball and popping it in my gob for an excellent suck
Are the child abuse rates significantly higher for "asian" men per capita versus white and black men?I feel like it might be
>>222805247Sorry, we just don't have the statistics for that.
>>222805223people want jobs "working" from home for the civil service which are rare and highly sought after (im in one)what they dont want to do is slaughter pigs for £13 an hour so they instead claim to have fake illnesses and live off the government tit forever. subsequently we import millions of foreigners to do those jobsreally its quite a good deal
>>222805247No. The proximity of abuse is the big difference, asian and black men tend to assault strangers more often, whereas white abusers tend to target children in their own family because of a higher stigma of shame associated with it amongst white communities leading to less collaboration amongst perpetrators
If it's Sunday, it's FASH THE NATION.
>>222805221yeah
>>222805238and english isn't your first language
>>222803998CANZUK is ZOG shitThese regimes are all anti-White, jewish dictatorships ruled by glowniggers that work in lockstep
>>222804010Knockout slipped up and aggravated an angry Muslim for content in that vid. It was so obvious even the Muslim's friends were calling him outAlso it looked a black guy got arrested for assault for hitting a woman back who assaulted him first. Unless he was arrested for a prior an offscreen assault
>>222805270If we didn't bring foreigners in then they'd have to increase the wages, which would be fine
i have got to buy a house and get a cat and love forever and ever
catberg showing bame-esque behavior
zoomers with walking sticks. whats all that about.
cutie spotted
Is texas 6 or 7 hours behind us?
>>222805338Troons
>>222805304>For example, a 2022 study found that immigration to the UK from 1994 to 2016 reduced the hourly wage of UK-born wage earners at the 5th percentile (i.e. the lowest earners in the labour market) by around half of one pence per year. The gains for top earners were also small: 1.7p per year for people at the 90th percentile of wage earners. Another study focusing on wage effects at the occupational level found that, in low-wage service sector jobs, a 1 percentage point rise in the share of migrants reduced average wages in that occupation by about 0.2%. These results are broadly similar to findings from other studieswow youre a genius you have it all figured out
>>2228053469 hours ahead
>>222805325Catberg shagging local pussies?
i wont be releasing any more of my /brit/ posts on physical copiesthey will all be digital now
>>222805338noticed lots of ugly non-binary types with walking sticks and wheelchairs recentlyprobably just all in their heads because having a disability is a sign of pride for leftymongs
tried to get a solid wooden sofa up a flight of stairs once by myself and it was just impossible
>>222805364what about costume vinyl copies, the poo scream edition?
>>222805354Yes I do, far more than you
neighbour's daughter would get plapped
big crab fan and especially documentaries about crabswish i could be a crab photographer but the position has been filled
>>222805393:/
>>222805393Um
>>222805385the market isn't there for it
always with the meetings smdh
Jude Bellingham in MinecraftJude Buildingham
>>22280538>no response concession accepted
shaking my dick head
>>222805393Age?
if you had to shag a footballer up the arse who would it be
>>222805461
>>222805465Max dowman
>>222805465heskey
>>222805289That's why none of them support unifying the British race
>>222805465Ana Maria Marković
>>222805455No response to what? You posted an economics paper cited by 13 people, who gives a shitI know you haven't examined any of the data they've analysed so why should I careLow-wage migrants don't only "reduce" wages, they stagnate them, this isn't complicated or hard to understand
>>222805465one of the women onesa white one
>>222805473Um
>>222805465fodeypops
psyopping catberg into believing he lives in a dog world order
>>222805465alexia putellas
Love walking around our village this time of year and seeing all the Yr11s that have finished their GCSEs and chilling in the village green with their little pudge bellies out in the sun. Would love to start up a conversation with them but no idea what to say
>>222805526excuse me?
>>222805526best for everyone involved that you don't
>>222805526‘’’’’’’
>>222805526dont think they want to talk to an ageing incel nonce creep 2bh
>>222805526
>>222805537you heard him
>>222805526um
he ate with that one
right well that's my algorithm fucked
Scene: Rorke and Leftypol are sat in their living room. Rorke is reading a newspaper.Leftypol: Been having bad thoughts again...*Rorke lifts his newspaper to cover more of his face*Leftypol: *louder this time* I say, I have been having bad thoughts again.Rorke: Oh aye, that's not good.Leftypol: Yeah, it's the anxiety. The depression. They're flaring up.Rorke: Oh dear...*24 year old woman walks through the front door with bags of shopping, keys jingling and jangling*Rorke: Hello dear!24 year old woman: Hiya Rorke. Leftypops how are you? You said you were having the bad thoughts again.Leftypol: Oh errr, yeah...Rorke: So you try out your little pity routine on her before you come to me?Leftypol: Erm, no... it's not like that... *Rorke storms past 24 year old woman out the front door*
>>222805622i have an extension that blocks the recommendation page
I was born in a small village
>>222805526BRUHHHH
>>222805656omg Diego-san <3
>Vini's contract ends in 2027Please no, God no
what do you have to offer?
Have a few toil tasks that would likely take mere minutes to complete but cannot bring myself to start them. Seriously considering mowing the lawn as an effective form of procrastination
>>222805620His reponse to his own quote was to raise net migration to 750000 a year
>>222805622I like those car camping videos. There's a girl that does it in Japan and goes to different Pokemon themed places, and a guy in Australia with a dog named Ted Yeah I like those
Toil are going for drinks at 1pm for my staff members leaving do how do i get out of this im expected to go but im 2 days sober
>>222805672Vinicius MASHING up the Prem yeah?
>>222805666omg hi
glod
>>222805620Literally never said everyone would come off uc and pip, clearly you're schizophrenic and should be euthanised
Might play Stardew Valley on my Steam Deck
might move to Leominster
>>2228057092 days isn't very much is it? Might as well go back to zero
>>222805717take your clothes off
>>222805620>wages would magically rise to a level which would make them worth doingEither that or they'd collapse as an industry, which is a good thing. We shouldn't be doing things that require brownoids to be brought in as cheap labour. That's what brown countries are for.
>>222804457>Waitrose>M&S>Co-OpRip off>Lidl>AldiGood value, smart people shop here>Tesco>Sainsburys>Asda>MorrisonsAcceptable>Iceland>Farm FoodsUnhealthy food
Anglocucks deserve to be replaced
>>222805779>>Lidl>Good valuelol maybe 5 years ago but Lidl is absolute dogshit quality these days
Here you get arrested if you are not racist
>>222804457You clearly shop at Sainsbury's
>>222805779you grew up poor and tasteless
I'm in the minus figures for motivation. Got absolutely nothing in the tank. There's a chance I'm going to take a walk to the little shop for a can of coca cola
>>222805779farmfoods is based
New ALDI near me seems pretty good but that's probably just because it's new, no doubt will be rubbish in about 6 months
need a roz gf
>>222805816little twat
>>222805789aren’t you a literal cuck tho lol
>>222805810>Little walk>Little shop>Little can of Coca-ColaThink bigger
>>222805823two types of blokes: Roz men and Daphne men
how come the porn industry is the only slice of our culture where its's perfectly acceptable for some middle aged man to fuck women young enough to be his daughter?
currently larping
>>222805759already am naked ;)>>222805838v good post this
>>222804010genuinely cringed at how pissy she was talking to himthey’re so unprofessional
>>222805728>>222805760so im arguing with someone who's second response to seeing something he doesn't like is murder and someone who wants the bottom half of british industry to collapse because theres too many blacks about
>>222805839and what of Lilith men?
ALDI near me is like a grubby bazaar, with goods haphazardly strewn all over the place and empty cardboard boxes littering the aisles. The Lidl on the other hand is clean, tidy and altogether more classy.
>>222805843um what about clandestine sugarbaby-sguardaddy arrangements between female university students and rich married men did you ever think about that huh
>>222805856>bottom half of british industry to collapseWhat do you mean by this? Have you run the numbers on how much of the industry would "collapse"? If not it's simply unproven bullshit :^)
I'm a Costco man.
it Friday
>>222805892contemptible lie
>>222805864Lidl fruit and veg rots on the 5 minute walk homeAlso I got age checked for buying a pair of wooden tongs because their system recorded it as a knife, what's that about
Lidl has weird brands I've never seen anywhere else
>>222805902err well I just checked and it is Friday so not a lie
>>222805833LOL
any time I've been in M&S it's been populated by elderly women and rich chinese university students
>>222805904strange and hurtful lie
Need a Roz milf babymama
sucking a microplastic
got the takeaway pasta order in
and you a weird little runt man
>>222805934probably sacked tranny trying to defend aldi's honour
>>222805929Around here it's mostly young professionals and couples in their 50s
the ALDI does these italian herb bread rolls that I like to put ham cheese and pickle in
heard peter kay’s new material is much darker than his previous work
First world antinatalists refusing to reproduce to stop the 'suffering cycle' inadvertently reincarnating as thirdies with far more suffering
>>222805833>aren’t you a literal cuck tho lol>t. cuck
you now remember the incessant buzz of vuvuzelas at the 2010 world cup
>>222805962the solution? total biomass extinction
>indirect replyoh he seething
the lutonian golden age
>>222805961burnt garlic bread?
>>222805982just not possible is it
>>222805879why? last time i posted something you didnt refute anything in it you just didnt read it, said not enough citations and that you didnt believe it and then backed your own point up with fuck all
>>222805961gone a bit racist has he?
>>222805962screaming
sacream
>>222806309the science says otherwise
why would procreating stop you from reincarnating
>>222806310>why?concession accepted kek
>>222806324billions of biomass are protected by nuclear weapons
>>222805981https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8JGhoVybkMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8JGhoVybkMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8JGhoVybkMWAS ALL WORTH IT FOR THIS MEME
>>222805791Got some info on this since my dad was salt of the earth lorry driver man. All the main supermarkets keep all their vegetables in the cold basically until they're put out on the shelves. Might sit in the warehouses in ambient temperature but probably not for very long, they're definitely shipped in fridge lorries. Aldi and Lidl don't use fridge lorries to ship their fresh produce, so the reason aldi and lidl vegetables and fruit go off as soon as you buy them is because they started going off a few days ago and have just been sat at air temperature since coming out of the shipping locations or farms.
>>222806320blud a simpson
When you argue with someone, you think you’re debating an idea. Often you’re not. You’re challenging their sense of self.Many people are ego-driven. Their opinions aren’t positions they hold; they are the position. Prove the idea wrong and you haven’t corrected a fact, you’ve attacked a person. So they defend it the way anyone defends themselves: not with reason, but with resistance. The stronger your argument, the harder they dig in.You can’t win an argument like this, because it was never an argument. It was a fight over whose ego stays intact. Even when you “win,” you lose, because now you have an enemy who is more convinced than before.
Sometimes you just can't fault AI
>>222805982Need eugenics/genetic engineering so we all reincarnate healthy, intelligent and beautiful
>>222805838*takes a big walk to the big shop to purchase a big bottle of coca cola*
>>22280635109 iq post
>>222806370how so
sitting in the van, not working, hahax
>>222806353whoa... that is impressive
>>222806320oopsie
I thought my garlic bread post there was quite witty and deserved some (you)s
>>222805631You can just turn off YouTube history, that's what I've done, then the home page looks like pic related with no recommendations
>>222806376white van man what do you think about current events
>>222806388didn't spot it mate, care to link it so I can have a look?
new>>222806398>>222806398>>222806398
>>222806384that's the future we live in lad, things are going to get a lot easier for us from now on
>>222806302
>>222806335ive just told you you blind cunt. grow up
>>222806345Grim, that explains it
