ai is great edition
>>222806392don't carex
>>222806400>>222805961>>222806302
>>222806411far too big
>>222806422yes?
>>222806433
>>222806411>>222806418>>222806422
>>222806422haha good one mate (not really but now I feel bad)x
>>222806440this fucking pisses me off
Lidl meat is a bit wank too to be fairWish we had those nice big hypermarkets like they do in France
had a dream that i woke up and found out england lost against mexico
>>222806449tesco extra plenty big for me
>>222806449wish we had nice food like they do in France
>>222806460blud a prophet
think about gay pornthink about it
you laugh you lose
we need delicatessens
scromit
>>222806466yeah that too to be fairnice big peaches they have over there, never got peaches that size here even before brexit
>>222806460had a dream i was at woolies and bought a box of party pies from the freezer section
I turned myself into a piggle mordee
>>222806488ylyl dank meme compilation
Kys
sara hoshikawa would get it. her dad's english so i bet she loves the BWC
he's piggle rigg
>>222806531you dont have a bwc
>>222806537windmilling my 5.5inch BWC
stuffing a massive peach into the arse section of a pair of leggings and worshipping it
>ylylturned into the cringiest threads in 4chan history
>>222806550fucking howl at that video every time
>>222806537i bet she loves the SWC as well
>>222806550
>>222806550SCREAMING
>>222806542bit weird to just post the original image mate
>>222806548
you lads all set for taytay's wedding?
do they sell pig blood in stores to make black pudding?
>>222806582no woke banned that
>>222806567howling
>>222806582no but I imagine a local butcher could sort you out if you enquired there
>>222806581i was not invited
>>222806582not in supermarkets, but you can buy a blood sponge from a butcheryou get a discount if you bring the sponge back next time
>>222806581need a few more bbc news articles about itdont feel sufficiently informed yet
got a semi watching this
Should be writing a report but just playing Pokemon instead
>>222806590s
>>222806596nice, same here>>222806608>blood spongenever heard of that
>>222806636winced a bit me
girl i used to semi see but couldn't pin down texting me about how she's going on a camping festival with her man like wut fuck off mate
BLOODSPONGE SCAREPANTSBLOODSPONGE SCAREPANTSSCAREPANTS
I baked you a pie
>>222806640find what you love and let it kill you>>222806658gay BFF tier
>>222806661
>>222806658block her
>>222806658ok normalfag
>NHS to reward people who walk 30 minutes a day>Early next year, NHS England will launch a "marathon a month" challenge, asking people to walk for around 30 minutes a day.>Those who do it every day will hit roughly 26 miles a month - the distance of a marathon.>And the NHS says those who complete the challenge will then be eligible for rewards - which could include incentives and discounts.would you walk 30 mins a day for money off a cup of vegetable soup in the royal berks
>>222806658bizarre cuck fantasy
>>222805484Yeah which is why we need a Pan-White National Socialism that unified all Whites worldwide.
what we thinking about this offside decision against Croatia then? Need to know the official /brit/ stance
>>222806686no I just nick food from the m&s
>>222806701rules needs to be changed
mad how locusts are grasshoppers but when theres enough of them in one place they turn into giga niggas says something about society
>>222806701Rigged for penaldo
>>222806667lol fr what is her problem>>222806678prolly would if we didnt have mutuals and mutual events>>222806683LOL >>222806692i wish
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FeZsdP2trO0
>>222806686that's where i was born
>>222806701very simple rubric:was it argentina, spain, uruguay or usa committing the offside, and the ref allowed it? yes, it was offside and the game is riggedwas it england, norway, sweden, or germany, and the ref DIDN'T allow it? no, it was onside, and the game is rigged
is there a mr. ben dover in the thread?
>>222806686maybe if the incentive is getting a gp whose waiting room isn't full of bames and their brats running riot
>>222806733muppet
> NHS to reward people who walk 30 minutes a day Step 1 of CBDC/tokens replacing moneyYOU WILL OWN NOTHING GOYIM
>>222806736*raises paw, sticks arse out and starts twerking*
>>222806701haven't seen it but I'd rather watch portugal play spain so all good with me
>>222806747oh for heavens sake rorke it’s too early in the day for this
>>222806733cute
>>222806750THE official /brit/ stance
I was born in ward 3 at Lister Hospital, Stevenage
>>222806750s
>>222806788>source: my arse
>>222806763>muhh too early for muhh rightslil cucklord
>>222806804mum i thought you was dead
The British Police are an enemy of the people
>>222806747saving my nhscoins to buy £100 30 fps digital AAA slop that can be deleted from my library when sony want to force me to buy the 60 fps remaster a yesr later for £120
Seeing how every western government is rushing to implement dystopian policies makes me wonder if dystopian films and novels serve as predictive programming.I mean look at everything going on.>mass surveillance state 1984 / Brave New World>techno-oligarchyBlade Runner>AI predictive policingMinority Report>mass censorship of dissidentFahrenheit 451 / Equilibrium>Tokens replacing moneyBlack Mirror Utter hell.AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>222806808y so serious
>>222806658Maybe you'd have a gf if you spent more time talking to women and less time reading books about fictional religious nonsense
do you reckon walking is actually good for yousurely it increases risk of injurythere's a reason we invented donkeys and horses and cars
>>222806828how many times you gonna paste this parasite
>>222806835lol le j0k3rbut fr see >>222806658i'm seething a lil
seen that one enough to get it on the filter list now
>>222806853blog on
>>222806816YepWhat's insane is nationalists who still think there's a political solutionThat ship sailed decades ago. It's either Turner Diaries or death
>>222806854holy fucking new
>>222806848spend loads of time talking to womeni almost exclusively read christian stuff nowadays so dont spend much time at all with the fictional religious stuff>>222806849for normal people who play sport excerise etc no i dont think sofor how pathetic some people are who dont leave their sofa or being sat down then yes
>>222806868
>>222806788Alright Sir Lewis Hamilton
>>222806849yes walking is good for you>there's a reason we invented donkeys and horses and carsfor quicker and long range travel
>>222806853have you actually had sex deegs how do you "see" a girl more than once without shagging? if I see a girl twice we always end up in bed
https://youtu.be/vps8WQoMHNo?si=l14llwfN03vnqZ9YNever stop fighting.
>>222806878Christianity is fictional religious stuff though
i must have made about 500 posts on /brit/ yesterdaywas here 8am to 2ami pray to god today will be different
i can't walk far without my shins burning
>>222806787can just picture this kitty screaming HWAT IN TARNATION at me when he strolls in on me having a tug
>>222806877don't understand
would love to euthanise a good 40%~ of the British populace
>>222806912s
>>222806878what exercise do you do deegsi imagine you'd be good at racewalking
>>222806894he's said multiple times he's an incel, which is one of the few things i believe about him
Pump.
>>222806911it not right
what’s your favourite t-shirt?anyone got any cool ones
Go.
black pipo be like >>222806829
>>222806934>a 15 month old at 21yowtf
black pipo be like yo we a oxymoron an sheeeit
Go, yah.
>>222806938i have budweiser one that has a chameleon on it but unfortunately the underarms have lots of holes in them ans also I'm a lot fatter than I was when i found it in a charity shop
>>222806906hs>>222806894nope never had sexidk i'm just sexuallyr epulsive to women so they dont do this stuff with me>>222806920haha ye tbf that is my olympic sport nearly as good as ol wats his face who shat himselfbut mostly calisthenics and weights
Thanks.
>girl wears tights:)>they're covered in dog hairs:(>she has a paw tattoo:D
Sup.
Alright been sat around for two hours and haven't done a single bit of work. Better get to the grind*continues to do nothing*
just imagine how much elite black dick travis will have lined up for taylor this weekend for her wedding night
Mental how in the future no one will have sex, they will just ask AI to generate pov porn of anyone of your choosing and you can do that instead. A genius population culling tool
>>222806920rapidly tapping on his keyboard x50 once a weekshaking his booty at the gay club weeklyrunning from police after getting caught cottaging on hampstead heath (daily)
>>222806966is that their mascot? there are a lot of bud chameleons shirts on google images
Free will is stupid, governments with good intentions and accountability should dictate our lives.If social media was replaced with only educational and interesting things that improve you (literature, history, science etc) and healthy nutritional food and mandatory exercise etc we would all be much happier
Imformation please.
qrd on the egypt spammer? i just cleared up my filters and he's still here.what does he get out of it?
>>222806990she’s gay mate
>>222807002it was an ad campaign in the late 90s I thinkhttps://youtu.be/5y8XT0xraN0
I am following.
Katie dead
>>222806970they think youre gay
>>222807018>nigeriabiggest problem. a lot of them aren't even qualified.
pick a favourite then lads
>>222807006most intelligent lefist>>222807036trust mate they dont
>>222807014fares full irish r1b is obviously a bot
It’s so fucking grim how much more expensive food is in the UK than the US and they have much more selection.You can literally go buy giant portions of steak and meat at Walmart etc for a quarter of the price we pay for the shit we get and fish is insanely expensive for the UK
Shopping center.
>Motswana
>>222807035what a day
>>222807042Imagine being a fucking Rothschild and owning the actual world and being like "yeah that giraffe is named after me, no big deal"
>>222807056gp
>>222807026alisha lehmann was a lesbian until she got douglas luiz’s brazilan whopper bbc inside her
>>222807056s
>>222807047walmart and tesco are not comparable you need to go costco if you want cheap foodalso try not being fat
>>222807057
>>222806970>hsThe claims of Christianity have never been proven (e.g. the claim of God existing, or the claim of Jesus being divine). So the sensible conclusion is that Christianity is fictional.It's like if your friend tells you their dad owns a Ferrari worth £10 million, even though you know their dad, and he is definitely not a wealthy man. The conclusion you will come to is that your friend's claim is fictional.
>>222807062Hmm.
>>222807042poor little runt does he know hes the same as the longnecks
>>222806990you need assistance
>>222807079sc
>>222807065she’s swiss? could absolutely pass for a brit and obviously not in a good way
>>222807067Sup.
>>222807074rumour is that the milkman was a zebra when mummyraffe was working from home...
>>222807090*flies over to egpt and rapes your arse at 166666666666666 mph*
diego's a serial gold medalist in Over-40s category Racemincing
>>222807090how are you
he's been banned multiple times and just buys another captcha so he can automate posting 2-word messages on /brit/what's his fucking endgame???
fucking pecorino cheese is so disgusting dunno why anyone likes it>>222807071define proof>It's like if your friend tells you their dad owns a Ferrari worth £10 million, even though you know their dad, and he is definitely not a wealthy man. The conclusion you will come to is that your friend's claim is fictional.what this got to do with christanity>>222807100dunno what that isa
>>222807090you are about to be... RAPED
>>222807120ok
>>222807018302 japanese nurses in the country lads we can all have one
>toilberg won't let me book monday morning off at short notice for the footy>also booked in a 9am meeting so she knows if I'm actually online or notfucking bitch when will the government step in and sort it out
laptop fan just spun up
>>222807126
>>222807134just call in sick, say you got the mental elves
>>222807134Just get an early night on Sunday, wake up for at 00:30 3 hours and then have a powernap until 08:00
what mental illness causes normal posters to suddenly start posting about black willy
>wake up for at
>>222807146sad pair of "tits"
>>222807146corr
can't imagine having to ask shekelsberg for a day off and getting refusedi have a skilled job you see employer must meet my demands
>>222807160what a boring cunt you arehaving a burger on saturday are you? well be sure to have watercress smoothies thrice daily for the week and a coffee enema to ensure it ALL comes out
>>222807174oits friday we all a bit hungpover
>>222807185odd post
>>222807175>>222807181she has nice nips
>>222807185strange
>>222807182same love me fully flex wfhtoil. haven't told toilberg what I'll be doing on monday he'll just have to wait and see
‘Gumi - daily life in Japan’ onlyfans leaks
>>222807206who's that then
Guar gum onlyfans leak
>>222807201>>222807211like the x-files in here
football manager toil time
Gok Wan onlyfans leak
>>222807236it’s not real you know
>>222807120pretty lasslove women with dark hair and pale skin, me
>>222807248it is for me
>>222807248still had a shave and ironed my suit for it
ruby granger ai chatbot telling me to colour coordinate my wank socks
got the giorgio moroder on
free pack of candy kittens from waitrose get in
>>222807117>what this got to do with christanityIt shows that when someone makes wild unsupported claims (such as having great wealth which they obviously don't have, or such as some guy named Jesus being divine) the sensible conclusion is that the claims are fictional.
>>222805878i said considered acceptable. most would find that unacceptable and creepy
just bought trackies for $800
>>222807290paco rabanne one million for me
Going to do steamingtoil and watch obsession with the gf this evening. Will I say something that gets her upset or will I bite my tongue? Only time will tell
>>222806581Free Tay Khttps://youtu.be/_VuovuAYpb4
gio scotti is still beautiful
>>222807345Best just to agree with anything she says
>>222807331strange and hurtful lie
>>222807331thats like a fiver in sterling
nth for the baddiedem
>>222807377I think it entirely depends on how steaming I am at that moment and how much I want to get a shag in.
>>222807345need to leave the house for the first time this week to stock up on booze for my mandatory steamingtoil
>>222807393not sure where that is
>>222807394corrrr morning lad
Scientists have been trying to crossbreed a cheetah and a crab, experts are saying that things could go sideways real fast
>>222807417city in scotland mate
need to go to the dump AND the supermarket can't be arsed, wish I were dead
noidedjester sex arse
>>222807403
>>222807398why dont you leave her
>>222807469why dont you have sex
mad how if you want a gf you just have to put up with regular meltdowns and emotional outbursts
>>222807473I'll have some with your gf when you leave her
>>222807435ktim!!!i've got some garden waste from the weekend rotting away in the shed leaking grass juiceneeds to be put out of businessthen buy booze for fridaysteams
>>222807006>governments with good intentions and accountability should dictate our lives.BasedI too support National Socialism
>>222807236Still play fm17 from time to time
you ever blend butter in your coffee?
>>222807374did she get fat?
am I the only one toiling rn
>>222807523dont drink coffee. dont eat dairy
Just gonna mow the lawn then
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Democracy simply doesn't work.
>>222807530I'll do what I want
>>222807427Good post
>>222807426Morning lad x>>222807438Um cannae post that
replied to his own post again award
>>222807533you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long
posting the dead girl to own the sex-havers
>>222807523no, the only things i add to my coffee are milk and a bit of cold water so i don't have to wait for it to cool down
>>222807535Why's that, rorke?
*enters /brit/*
>>222807527no
>>222807530I don't drink coffee either anymore but I used to put a little butter, it was good, little bit of hone instead of sugar, heat up some milk and froth it....that's all behind me rn
>>222807566It's a quote from The Simpsons Basically he has acute autism and has to post quotes or lyrics rattling through his head at any given time
>>222807586oof wee meltie x
>>222807565But isn't the milk cold?
You lads should get your ALT serum levels checked. I only steamingtoil once a week, sometimes a cheeky mid week sesh, and mine is very high. Can't drink booze anymore doctor's orders.
Diego you must not give in to lust ok You have to remain chaste. For God
Katie's arse was so boringVery poor shape
>>222807632>ALT serum levelswhat's that for?
god doesn't exist
>>222807658Well how so?
my body is a machine that turns schizo-infographics into personality traits
marfa is still beautiful
>>222807628yeah but i only use a bit of milk, otherwise i'd use it up really quickly
>>222807317jesus supported his claims tho lmao
>>222807658diegos not gonna like this
>>222807658well thats diego pinned down by a group of cronem thugs and raped up the arse isnt it
>>222807655Liver health
>>222807674I see, I did lose a bit of weight after I stopped drinking coffee and milk with butter lol >>2228076562 years ago they started selling zyns here, still have yet to meet a person that uses them
>>222807692a shake down as it were
>>222807656didnt like killa they feel too dry
>god doesn't exist
hope no inglund player covers his mouth against the beanersthey'll tattle on him to the teacher
susan boyle sexmouth
>>222807714keep seeing this posted. what are they doing and why is it bad?
>>222807686odd
Why do cheap chinese brands insist on plastering their brand name all over their productPeople don't need to know my bin is a Wongdong 3000
>>222807714despicable behaviour. fucking hate football players in general. they should take a leaf out of rugby union's book
>>222807726if you cover your mouth in soccer you get ejected from the game
>>222807747why
cody taddletailing to miss bleederblowder after discovering his toonafish sandwich missing at recess
>>222807753because you might be saying something racist/homophobic
want the feeling of being absolutely steaming without all the associated calories
>>222807762well thats fucking stupid
>>222807672
III want candy
>>222807783get on the voddy and water lad
>>222807783benzos are the closest but even then it's not the same as alcohol releases a fair bit of dopamine whereas benzos just affect GABA so there's no high as such you only get monged out then fall asleep
>>222807677You only think this because you read it in the Bible. Why should I believe the Bible is literally true? Should I also believe that the story of Icarus was literally true?
get raped
dickarusflew too close to the bum
>>222807747Only in this World Cup set mainly in the United States Uefa have said this will not be a rule next season for them so it's the Americans who asked for this
>>222807687Interesting, I had some bloodwork done 2 years ago and everything was fine, not sure if this was checked specifically but I don't drink or eat sugar.
maybe i start waking up at 3am and go to the gym
>>222807828bet you thought this was really funny
>>222807828poohowl
They LAUGHED at this White Raper...then he started Raping
>>222807828good post
>>222807828I was amused by this post but was going to move on without replying to it but then the other guy was being a dick about it so this is my reply of supportI stand with dickarus
I eat some food then I feel better ok.
'o-op 'esto 'asta in the 'icrowave
>Free England is further the land of the license. Innkeepers, auctioneers, pawnbrokers, dining cars, moneylenders, apple cider sellers, sugar manufacturers, makers of patent medicines, silver and gold dealers, mineral water merchants, vinegar makers — none can carry out their businesses without an annual license. That is only the beginning. A horse carriage needs a license. Putting a coat of arms on a car requires a license. No one can sell cigarettes or mobile homes without one. One needs an annual license to hunt, to drive, and to own a car, for his dog and his radio, to be a market crier or to get married.>Still, it is open season on parked cars in England. Anyone who leaves his car parked for 15 minutes on a 60-foot wide avenue at an English seacoast resort will return to find a policeman giving him a ticket.>The English want to play policemen in the world. Back at home, those who are largely old maids and religious fanatics play the role.>The second level of censorship also comes from the owners, who have close ties to the government and do everything they can to serve the “national interest,” which means the interests of the government. This indirect influence on the part of the government is more effective than direct influence through the directives and advice given at press conferences. It is effective without the public learning anything about it, without any danger of public discussion. It is consistent with the English system, since it is behind the scenes and can always be denied.https://research.calvin.edu/german-propaganda-archive/england.htmNational Socialists correctly recognised the nature of Britain over 85 years ago. Nothing has changed.
>>222807901Smart weren't they
>>222807896Tell your mates. Not us.
Po-op pesto pasta
>>222807901
would dominate any of you in a debate
feet
>>222807892>>222807892>>222807892
>>222807552Evidently I take breaks from being an uncle fucker to mow the lawn. Anyway, back to boner biting.
