Ruby Granger attends the World premiere of 'Anatomy of a Scandal' at the Curzon Mayfair edition
Completely sexless bitchFunny because I have it on good authority that she regularly squats on XL Chance!
poo seal
>>222811576probably shouldn’t have picked a dress that accentuates her big shoulders
So excited Taylor and Travis are getting married today!!!
>>222811576my wife on the left
Getting my Nintendo 64 with pokemon stadium out, does anyone want a battle?
So as I was saying: I'm 31 and was wondering when your dick finishes developing because um... yeah...
bloody bitch sexless
>>222811612this is a very catty post
>>222811576what the hell does she do that invites her to these things
>>222811620only thing you have to battle is your ongoing virginity
>>222811554>>222809844I only remember it being really hot because we were playing in a summer football tournament against other primary schools and the matches were so hard with the heat
>>222811612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQ96SdtxpY
anime
>>222811649tells her large number of subscribers about it
>>222811657FOLC
>>222811612alri joan rivers
>>222811650Alas this is a foe I may not overcome
only a mere 4 hours until the football
just saw some school girls
>>222811673
>>222811695repeatedly banging my head into the wall in anticipation
>>222811576One day she will marry a nice bespectacled young man called Charles who works as a doctor or similar and they'll have a nice townhouse in Farnham in Surrey or similar, on the line into Waterloo, and she will eventually have a mental breakdown, become addicted to amphetamines, and try and kill their children one summer evening while Charles is arriving home from work blissfully unaware that violent infanticide is taking place on his rear lawn.
>>222811576>Broad shoulders>No tits>Massive forehead>Goblinish hands>Shoes like she's on her way to primary schoolShe really does not know how to dress herself whatsoever either. She's almost 30 now, she really needs to grow up and stop living as though she's still in school.
Everybody's got to hear that shitOn W Balls W BallsW Balls
>>222811704she's nearly 30?
>>222811722yeah and so are you
>>22281172226 now, she's fucking pathetic!
Stardew Valley is actually a bit shite isn't it
lester piggottcouldn't dig itdavid ickerides a bike
Just had Strawberry Danish from lidl. Decent this
i'm one of those average blokes that can give of give off a veneer of normalcy but usually once you get talking to me in the pub I can make about 5 minutes before it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually Old Speckled Hen Pale Ale Beer, 24 x 500ml Cans 4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars (74) 600+ bought in past month £34.14 £34.14 £2.85 per l(£2.85 / l) £34.14 £0.00 with a Gift Card if approved for The Amazon Barclaycard. Representative 28.9% APR variable. Credit broker: Amazon EU S.A.R.L. Lender: Barclays. T&Cs apply. Tasting Notes A high proportion of Crystal malt in Old Speckled Hen provides the key toffee/caramel flavour. The yeast used to ferment the beer provides the other key character - estery or banana/pear drop. This estery note provides the fruity and refreshing balance. The hops used add a palate cleansing herbal note and very slight orange citrus. A very malty, full bodied and warming ale. ABV Bottle: 4.8% | Can: 4.8% | Keg 4.5% |Cask: 4.5% Malt Pale, Crystal Hops Pilgrim, First Gold, Goldings
>>222811702Giwtm
>>222811733cant get on with those types of graphics at all
>>222811576why the fuck are you autistic freaks obsessed with this person
>>222811731I'm 32 actually
>>222811704british genes cannot be mitigated with clothing
rolling gay porn magazines up and using them as gay dildos on my gay arse
>>222811739Weird was just saying this down the pub
wonder if Ruby has a more red or pink pussy
That's the Sister Act sex arse ordered
>>222811700literally 15 years since I've seen that gif
composing a love letter to ruby’s fanny flaps
Cringing remembering the time I nearly got punched at the pub for being socially retarded and just left and never went back. Not a fan of my runt life frankly.
Do you agree with Catherine, lads?
My favorite strain of bad faith argument is the one that says “antiSemitism” or anti-Zionism is “brown coded” or third worldism because black and brown people support it. Black and brown people hold what can be classified as far right or traditional views on everything from LGBT to feminism. Do you like law and order? So do Muslims. Do you despise transgenderism? So do blacks. Do you oppose miscegenation? So do the Chinese. If you’re going to just do the opposite of what blacks and browns believe your worldview and morals will end up looking exactly like what pro-Israel tranny Breanna Wu or Jew Noah Smith promote.
>>222811795lol wut
mad how flowers are just the vaginas of the plantno wonder women love them, load of rugmunchers the lot of them
hanging like a bat and my piss is orange really should take it easy tonight and get the electrolytes in but just know i’ll buy gin on the way home and the next thing you know i’ll be on the steam train
>>222811704>>222811612literally seething incels
Why are the upper class women complete weirdos They're so hot but they're all freaks women from other countries don't act like this
>>222811796Yes, there was some form of rationing until nearly the mid-1950s and rhe economy was in a shambles
>>222811823Haha yeah too bloody right*goes back to talking about the footy and tits*
>>222811796well yeah the 50s in the UK were shite, things only got better towards the late 60s for a little bit and then the 70s were wall to wall shite againmy old man tells me this a lot as he was born in 51'the 80s and 90s were really good apparently, and the early 2000s were very good too (I remember this)everything post 2008 has been dreadful, almost 20 years of piss and shit
>>222811796no one cares about the 50s
>>222811844no responsibilities and the resources to do what they want with their free time frees them from the need to conform to normiedom
>>222811796She's half rightBy the late 1950s Britain was quite prosperous
>>222811620
>>222811796Well isn't that why they said lets import 50 gorillion blacks and then said lets never stop doing that
>>222811876her posts are addressed to the literate and interested, not the cattle from which you derive spiritual formation
>>222811795that's why ii refuse to ever leave the house without taking at least 1mg of clonazepam. everything goes much smoother, i even get flirted with by girls sometimes because they can no longer smell my virgin energy
nth for the baddiedem
>>222811796To an extent yes. But post war 1950s was still better than most of europe and a galvanised and united people.
>>222811894smart berg
>>222811907she speaks as if she’s debunking some reigning myth but no one cares about the 50sthe establishment loves the 60s and thinks all civilisation derived from that decade
mad how I still can't wank because my bladder is infected
all songs should just be electonic music with women making sex noises occasionally literally no need for anything else
>>222811930Get the cystitis relief sachets drunk
is there a chance the track might bend?
mental how some gay african bloke fucked monkey and that led to AIDS
>>222811947i see you're also a techno connaissoeru
>>222811861Curedem x
lass from work
>>222811947there’s a venetian snares album like that and also has noises of him shoving microphones in his gfs lady bits
rationing must have been so grim
>>222811964They didnt have the option of getting sex arses in the post, be more sympathetic
would you rather have a gay son or a labubu daughter?
>>222812000yeah probably wasn't ideal but it was free food so apparently people were better off on it than off it
If the transgirl's willy is small, it isn't bent
>>222812000Autistic spackers trading all their ration points for turkey dinosaurs and potato smiley faces
>>222811843Trvke
"mad how"-posting is /brit/'s gimmick of 2026
>>222811996probably shouldn’t have picked a dress that accentuates her big shoulders
>>222812003couldn’t imagine having a gay son, you’d be at family events etc and rather than enjoying them youd just be fixated on the thought of him having a man’s cock up his arse
>>222812029it's actually right well psting
>2018 nostalgiazoomers are brainrotted
imagine a woman having a fetish for indians. would be life on easy mode. there's like an unlimited supply of them
>>222812046how
>imagine a woman having a fetish for indians. would be life on easy mode. there's like an unlimited supply of them
>>222812000how could they survive without triple chocolate fudge ice cream cakes or chia vanilla latte mocha espressos?
>>222812047Yh not like women already live on easy mode and date leagues above their level
>>222811996stoke? i know her
>>222812062nta but it's actually a good pointthere is literally over a billion indians so you'd really never be stuck for choice
>>222812039thats just you being weird
leftypol carefully preparing soy eggs for his ramen rorke cutting tesco protein pot eggs in half for his supernoodles
you'd have to be properly mentally ill to find indian "people" attractive
>>222812062posting that AI image isn't going to help you one bit when people accuse you of being a jeet like I am about to doJeet
>>222812082Rorke on tour
>>222812094you have to see a doctor about this
Life without booze is so grim
Rorke doing a weeLeftypol doing a tinkle
>>222812046>Fury vs Wilder 1>Red Dead Redemption 2, God of War and Spiderman all came out>Avengers: Infinity War2018 was the last good year before COVID ruined our timeline
Rorke pissing on the seat and leaving it thereLeftypol being a sweetie and wiping the seatie
>>222812098top 1% of Indian girls are fitter than 100% of girls from anywhere else in the world
>>222811997le experimental dogshit
>>222812098you're gay aren't you
>>222811796>declares war on Germany to prevent a rival power from rising and threatening our empire and national sovereignty>causes America and Russia to rise as rival powers instead>loses our empire>loses our national sovereignty to of all things a supranational union with Germany at the centre>lose our connection with Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, just to get closer to that supranational union with Germany, that we then leave anywayThe "greatest generation" were unbelievable retards and they all deserved to die. They were willing to throw away everything, the lives of the British people, our empire, our national power and relevance and prestige, just to save an inbred monarchy that even let its own family members in Russia die, just to save itself
leftypol running like raheem sterlingrorke running like haaland
>>222812139Early 2019 was good tooSekiro, DMC5, Ace Combat 7
>>222812082theyre an embarrassment to our country
>>222812157good post but dont know why it bizzarely went anti monarchy, the nazis wouldn't have turned us into a republic
kahteem sterling
>>222812157i dont htink the empire was going to last much longer anyway
>>222811918Paedophile.
>>222812205sup faresie
>>222812192>nazis wouldn't have turned us into a republicWrong NS Germany, the Italian Social Republic, Slovak State, etc were all Republics.Monarchism is a retarded Asian import The true European model is an aristocratic Republic
>>222812229ktim
>>222812232Bizarre historically inept post
so glad private schools are feeling the squeeze. time for equality
Drugs didn't come in the post today (or post is irregularly late) so I can't have drugs tonight.
early humans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ru3ovF_6Yk
>>222812128grow up
>>222812139we had a fascist in the fucking white house so no it was not 'good'
not long up, made myself a cup of tea and now im tuning in to one of my favourite far right propaganda channels
>>222812258The private school near me is packed to the brim with wogs. It hits 3pm and they all flood the streets and shops.
>>222812258All schools are completely fuckedGen A can barely read and write
>>222812259:/
>>222812192>bizzarely went anti monarchyThe monarchy got us into ww1 to protect itself from accusations of being pro germanGeorge V let his family die and let his empire die just to save himself from how own unpopularity with the British peopleThe monarchy lost us America, got us into the world wars, lost millions of British lives, and lost our empire>for king and countryLiterally putting an inbred figurehead above the country itselfAt least when the nazis said "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer" they claimed to be putting the people and realm firstWe literally killed ourselves for a king who wouldn't lift a finger to save his own cousin/clone if it meant domestic difficulties for himselfWe gave up everything for the monarchy and now we've got a sausaged fingered Islam loving homeopath on the throne
>>222812290schizo
Leftypol walking past a black man in the street and kneeling down on the pavement to kiss his feet
>>222811749she's fit
>>222812302didn't parliament run the country at that point?
>>222812308they just dominate us. we must kneel
Summers I have experienced since the age of 18 ranked by order of how good they were1. 2019Finally got my shit together that summer and met my mrs2. 2018Mental world cup madness and red hot weather3. 2011Coming of age summer and lads holiday to magaluf4. 2022First proper summer since covid nonsense and things back to normal5. 2012Olympics in London and there was a Euros too, was 19 and at uni no responsibilities in lifeBy order of how crap they were:1. 2015Weird summer. Just finished uni and was kind of languishing around the house applying for jobs. Didn't feel fun at all felt like the beginning of adulthood. Had to get a suit, go to interviews etc, got a job by September.2. 2021Still ongoing covid nonsense and England losing the euros final, weather was wank all summer as well3. 2024Was shit weather all summer basically4. 2016England utterly WANK and a summer dominated by the referendumSpecial Mention Award: 2020I know it was covid but I really enjoyed the long hot period of weather we had from spring combined with it being really quiet. Sneaking around on my bike to meet my old school mates in the woods with cans. And then when the pubs and other things finally did open it felt amazing.Completely forgettable:2013, 2014, 2017, 2023, 2025
>>222812080yeah stoke
not a word really
just seen some
>>222812323FONC
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
>>222812323read all of this
switched to claude, so much better than chatgpt>AI slopyeah yeah
fucking hell how many actual deanos are there in here
>>222812323Read every single word and enjoyed it, considering doing my own version of it, in fact
>>222812323mucho texto
>>222812323>5. 2012>Olympics in London and there was a Euros too, was 19 and at uni no responsibilities in lifesame. this was a hard beat. tons of stuff going on, actually having sex, friends, no responsibilities, not social media shite
>>222812370why is it better i feel like me and chadgpt have a rappor now
oooo look at me i need drink and drugs to cope with lifegrow up
>>222812377Having fun during summer does not make you a deanoHaving no taste while having fun during the summer does
>>222812323i love covid so much, got furlough and basically lived how i wanted for most of the year, wake up, go on a walk, make real food, play vidya. t was amazing. work is literally cancer. if i ever win a little bit of money on the loterry im just going to stop working and live like a pensioner
24 years on the earth. Not a fuckin' shag.
>>222812319Yes. Neo-nazis are completely fucking retarded.
>>222812411>magaluf
>>222812308offside surely that's offside ref come on open your eyes
leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>222812323bros entire life revolves around football and the weather
>>222812405it's better at talking human. plus i find while chatgpt used to be overly agreeable, now seems like they overcorrected and made it a disagreeable prick, going so far as to nitpick everything, misrepresent, and strawman. its really annoying
>>222811907>t. Catherine
cut the grass and cleared the borders didn't i
>>222812323>. 2015>Weird summer. Just finished uni and was kind of languishing around the house applying for jobsGod I hated the post uni summer so much as well, existential dread for weeks, applying for jobs, and parents expecting you to leap into the big world finally
>>222812421I never want to hear a word from zoomer freaks again about millennials when this is the state of your affairs
I was missold BBC insurance
>>222812416Still seething to this day I never got furloughed, worked every fucking day of the pandemic. Least it was 100% wfh
>>222812437offside starts from when the player kicks it
>unless you spend every summer in your smelly bedroom like me you’re a DeanoErmmmm
any /leonhard euler/ man in
>>222812421wait a few more years you’ll stop caring eventually
i'm 31 but i'm still young, i haven't hit my peak yet, the best is yet to come
>>222812421not shagged since i was 19 (31 now)
why don't they just get rid of the offside rule then if someone is goal hanging defenders would need to stay back
you'll do nothing
Never do anything for summer me. Never had mates. Never go out. Haven't left the house since not last Sunday but the Sunday before that.
>>222812431Sorry mate, I guess like most 18 year olds I should have gone to Provence or wine tasting in Tuscany shouldn't I.
>my summer was good because da footy was on!!unreal how sad you mongs are
>>222812491same but 37
>>222812487i like his early stuff
why do goblins in bg3 speak in english accent
Remembering the time my dad purposefully ran over a cat while he was driving and I was in the passenger seat and we both couldn't stop laughing. good times miss dadberg x
>>222812491ktim but 36 never been employed never had gf
>>222812513Love how much it makes you rage lmao
>>222812511it’s called inter-railing, deano
*preheats the oven*
>maybe I should start going to the gymyou'll do nothing>maybe I might become a christian and start going to churchyou'll do nothing>maybe I might start going to some meetup groupsyou'll do nothing
>UK in talks with Pakistan about deporting grooming gang leaderthe burnham reich hath begun
>>222812481Yeah I was furious about that too, mates got furloughed and I was stuck working. Not working but having to be within reach of my laptop in my stupid incelflst at all times
Something rotting in my bedroomdeadly scared to look for what it is though
not going outside this summer because i don't want to become allergic to all mammal products
>>222812487yes but I cant even do my times tables or anythng with maths. cant even do divison without caculator
>>222812518this one was kino
>>222812553>meetup groupsthese are legit very grim
>>222812570Dangerously antisemitic post
>>222812538why would I be raging? Why is 99% of all engagements on this website now accusing each other of raging and seething? Im calling you a sadmong for having no real experiences in your life besides national sports events
Fucked off Stardew Valley for the much more enjoyable Harvest Moon on the PlayStation Portable
>>222811673HAG LOVE
>>222812381Please do
Any 30 year old zoomers in
>>222812515>>222812536well then you're technically correct if your life has been shit so far, nowhere to go but up. unless you're balding in which case i suppose you're fucked
Deporting myself for 8 days to Sicily so I can eat arrancini and drink nice wine and be in the sun and then reporting myself back home
>>222812467poofter
maybe i should start on the cans
>>222810628>>222810628
>>222812539LMFAO imagine how boring that is>Shall we hop on the train to Basel tomorrow, Tarquin? I hear there’s a spiffing feather hat museum there we could take in!>Yes that sounds like a great way to spend our summer as 18-year-olds, Clifford!
>>222812574>no michael owen
>>222812582Would surely be an international sports event would it not Mr Sulkypants?
>>222811576gwarn girlie x
>inter-railingalright grandad tell us your stories from when you went across europe in 1978
>>222812481Same, and then I got made redundant in August 2022 and some people who were furloughed during covid did not
>>222812607probably be warmer here desu
Clifford the well-read dog
>>222812637SCREAMING
>>222812308my fave goal of the tourney
>>222812624michael owen with his daughter
>>222812666wouldn't steal that shite anyway
>>222812319No>>222812427Shut up you actual fucking moron. Go learn something factual for once>You have got to find a reason, Grey!Literally the king demanding the government find a way to go to war with Germany
Get the interrail passes boughtGet the red chinos wornGet the vineyard tours bookedGet the walking tours organisedGet the art galleries attended
>>222812666Putting your penis in a stranger's arse at 99999mph is rape
>>222812620so in conclusion you’re a deano just accept it not the end of the world
>>222812692Would get your poofter head clobbered if you said that here in portishead lad
theres always this brownoid in here projecting his insecurities by calling everybody and everything outside his donedon council estate "tarquin"
notice how they get very mad if you even mention holidays, eating out, having a girlfriend, doing drugsrorke will copy by saying it's a waste of money, it's bad for you, it's stupid and for women
>>222812666*drinks them as I walk around the shop*problem?
>>222812707If having fun on holiday makes me a Deano then I’m a Deano lad yes
>>222812595
>>222812728doing drugs is gay but otherwise yes you are correct
>>222812539Yeah you see this sort of stuff is what you do in the spring and the autumn mate, when it's red hot my arse is sitting on the beach with cold beer on tap with the only question on my mind being what Mediterranean creature will I have grilled this evening
>>222812735how many times have you been to magaluf don’t lie
>>222812728I think you might need to see a doctor about this imaginary rorke character you've instilled into an OCD ritual stim action on the internet
>>222812751are you talking to me
>>222812706hi trodie
watching full circle with michael palin
>>222812744there he is
>>222812319Parliament has never once ran the country.Democracy is fake. Jewish control is fact.
>>222812760you can scroll up and see it with your own eyes. conservatives in general are constantly fuming. as you are here. leftypol is out there living his best life.
>>222812790meds, now
>>222812748Then gay me up big boy
it's pure satire
furious incel
haha yeah i love swanning around le beaches and le cobbled streets of europe so cultured!!
>>222812728They know they’re too old to experience any of that now, it’s a stage in their life filled with experiences that has completely passed them by. An old wound that will never heal. So they lash out with bizarre cope around class and intelligence as if these aren’t universal experiences for most young men apart from them. It’s genuinely “sad”, as in it genuinely makes me feel down to think about these people. They don’t realise how transparent their facade is and how visible their hurt is.
>>222812801funny guy this charlie
>le poison swamp / sewer levelI will no longer play your game
>>222812751Once, why?
>>222812821i was kinda just baiting the schizos but i think your analysis is correct, they're coping with not having experienced those things when they were young and it's too late now
>>222812801I like him but haven't heard his jokes for a while. He hasn't gone fucking woke like Frankie Boyle has he?If not then yeah I still like him
you sit in a holiday resort and eat english fry-ups , lay around on the beach for two weeks and occasionally walk in to the biggest tourist trap areas of the nearest local town to "take in le culture", you're not columbus stop larping
>>222812832Name 3 games
Only we leftypols can go on holidays and be normal because we love black people so much. Just brilliant and lovely aren't they? Love travelling and seeing them all over the world.
genuinely lost track of who’s arguing with who now
If you didn't go to some disgraceful brits abroad holiday resort with your closest mates to get pissed out of your mind and try and shag the summer you left school at 18 then I am sorry but you missed out on one of life's most defining moments
>>222812847Yeah. They’ll literally never get to experience the magical adolescence that we experienced, it’s impossible for them and it eats away at them.
Going on an all inclusive holiday should be a hanging offence
>>222812876he could probably name literally any game and be correct
>>222812821I'm 34, travelled the world multiple times and lived in 3 different countries. I am the most experienced traveller in this thread of incel freaks including you, it is a waste of time and nothing is out there
>>222812819hey you said something true but you put 'le' in front of it so now I’m not so sure
>>222812195We were in pretty dire straits (financially) after the first world war. We were we were reliant on our colonies for resources and once their independence movements started being propped up by the US and USSR it was pretty much game over. Even in the Yalta conference we were a fairly junior partner and once the suez crisis struck it was game over
So so lovely aren't they?
>>222812832play it for she
>>222812906Tell us your life story
>>222811796she's right but they got universal healthcare out of it and it still makes the amerifats seethe to this day
Holidays are for women, leftists and homosexuals. Cannot imagine going "backpacking" in Europe, doing drugs and getting STDs from whores.I'd rather stay in my bedroom unironically.
YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>>222812884I'm arguing with myself stay out of it
>>222812945nobody buys discs any more retarded boomer
Charli sexcx arse
the temperature in my smelly bedroom was 32c the other week so why would I pay thousands of pounds to go somewhere that has the same weather but does not have my computer, my anime, and my mum at hand closeby?
>>222812898spaino-tier bait this
>>222812883It is quite mad how WOGGED Europe has become. Any small train or bus station in any random part of France, Italy, Spain, Germany you’ll find random black guys coming from/going to who knows where the fuck, all talking ooga booga on a FaceTime call with some other random black person, wearing a football shirt, probably smelling bad. Don’t get what purpose they serve.
>>222812965where?
>>222812963OK goycattle
>>222812965charlii breast sex
>>222812973Mindraped.
Only so many cobbled streets, old buildings and castles you can see when "backpacking" around Europe. You see one, you've seen them all.
>>222812984>plays video games>calls others goycattlegrow up and get a job loser
smell incel bedroom smelly incel bedroom smelly incel bedroom incel smelly bedroom incel bedroom smelly bedroom incel smelly incel bedroom smelly
Got a paid day off today. I've already wanked. What else is there to do
>>222812965>71 KBcan’t spaff to this
reckon you could get arrested for wearing this?
>>222812906No offence mate but who tf asked?
>>222812974It's the Kalergi Plan.The end goal of every NATO government is eradicating all White people on Earth.
>>222812993buddy this is all your country has besides bad curry and shit beer
>>222812927In West Philadelphia I was born and raised
the bantu busmen
>>222812999poor lad
>>222813008Booze
>>222812933sup mouldie
>>222812997I hardly play any more but you are absolutely ZOGged if you buy digital
>>222813026better than your shithole thats for sure
>>222812933Lucky you don't have a choice in the matter. Amazing that the only thing you can do is exactly what you want to do, really convenient how that panned out.
this thread went horribly wrongterrible vibes now
>>222812977
>>222813044been sober 10 months and im never going back
>>222813071smelly incel bedroom
>>222812323Which was the summer that was like 40°c 2022? That was grim
>>222813076you'll be back tomorrow when the beers are out for yank day
>>222813071heatherpaedo turned up
NoFap makes you stronger
NEW>>222813113>>222813113>>222813113
Alexa, when's the next low tide in Worthing?
>>222812302Genuine retard takes here
>>222813073BWC
>>222813153if you're not clever enough to say anything then be quiet
