Ben Moynihan edition
Adolf Hitler
[YouTube] The UK's Failed Supreme Gentleman (embed)
wanked myself retarded
heatherfungus believes everything he reads on x: the everything app
business idea: Prawn Christ
We are the soldiers of the IDF The world's most moral armyAnd we have discovered a solution toA most perplexing quandary
>>222819543Love him or hate him, you have to admit that he was right in the end.
Is it true or did you read it on UKPolitcs?
reminder you dont need to play games to be a fan
ludford? matthew ludford?
>england vs mexico moved forward to 7pmoh my days
I watched pornography and it affected my dopamine reception.
>>222819536i'm a white zoomer man and i don't love hitler
>FIFA have brought forward England's game from 1am Monday morn to 7pm Sunday nightchrist almighty the big countries get their cocks sucked so hardI was looking forward to some 1am kino
>>222819543 The unfortunate defeat of Germans marked the defeat of the Nordic race and rest of Europe as a whole as the resistance was completely crushed in 1945 and vilified to this day as the ultimate mask of evil.
>>222819580No, no you don't.
Go and see the world because the world wants to see you
>>222819593h-hi
>>222819563
They just announced it on the BBC at half time during the Aus-Egypt match. Apologise to mouldie
Dunno if you lot have heard but England vs. Mexico has been moved up to 7PM on Sunday.
>>222819514
>>222819608Biomass opinions are totally irrelevant
>>222819612My very existence is illegal in much of the world
new neighbour is quite fit so i will have to talk to her instead of doing everything i can to avoid her like i do with everyone else
>>222819580>>222819605replied to himself twice awardmind controlled by fungus award
>>222819612what's 'tillo doing fraternising with that tart
Speak.
mad how modric played in the 2006 world cup
Hitler will be one of only a handful of men from the 20th century referred to in 1000 years.I say this with complete neutrality.
>>222819625no where did you hear that
@leftypol
>>222819645sup goebie
>>222819628Then be silent you little underaged fedora wearing squeaky voiced freak
what if people are asleep and don't find out and miss the game?
>>222819658s
>>222819655BBC News
>>222819652In 1000 years, either the White race will have ceased to exist or we will have conquered the planet and will be settling the galaxy with trillions of Nordics.
>>222819635used to live in a flat above a shop with a very fit Thai lass and I avoided her like the plague
>>222819646she was cute then
>>222819640sc
makes sense
>>222819640Absolutely schizophrenic post
this is why we love hitler
Your Machiavellianism is "next level"
>>222819646not really mad at all is it?
>>222819640Schizo
when bro says diddy shi :Skull:
>>222819660ffs was looking forward to a cheeky 4am pint
>>222819659>Said the writhing clump of biomass Get a grip
Just had my anus filled by a little grey fella from a UFO...whole crew of the saucer gangbanged me and were up inside me :3
Would you rather have a daughter who marries an abusive white man who regularly beats her or a daughter who marries a polite black man who dotes on her
love how mindbroken irish people are by us and that they will live and die hating me for absolutely no reason
>>222819680you have a fundamentally sci-fi/fantasy mindgrow up
We're all in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg_MIysNGIUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg_MIysNGIUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg_MIysNGIU
>>222819698Thanks, lad.
I need to change my life and become more outgoing.
>>222819704bit mad
when jannies cracked down on heathermongs bbc rape fantasy posts he had a few days to contemplate what to do with his life and decided to continue ruining it by pretending to be a nazi 24 hours a dayfascinating waste of a human life
BIG NatSoc energy in here this evening lads.LTSIHH
>>222819715You don't have a single original thought or opinion. Soulless meat puppet of the Epstein class, class traitor, virgin.
>>222819720would rather you never subjected me to your boring cunt posts
neil the seal scremg
mad that hitler
>>222819743
>>222819720You know the answer to that, lad.
>>222819743reddit
>>222819743you literally posted about raping your daughter last thread
>>222818626
>>222819743howl
>>222819760fungal>>222819764no i didnt
>>222819745Get against the wall, lad.
Dr. "Pingas" Robotnik's Barmy Army
>>222819715>biomassEither said nigger already or shut up LARP boy. You're weak and boring.Nazis are all the lowest, dumbest, most cowardly losers of society. You won't do shit but cry yourself to sleep.
I don't know why I love her
omg its bigger
wish i had extremely long and spindly fingers so i could pick the earwax out of my ears directly and eat it
biomasstimesvelocity
I wish I was fearless
sipping on OJ with pulp
was in the chinese and saw one of the workers show another one a video and it really sounded like one of them said 'damn nigga' in a black american accent at the videoI know they have a word nega but it didn't sound like that
Went to my birds sisters and tried to give her cat some of the prosciutto from my antipasto at like 2am when everyone else was asleep and it didn't want it, so I then gave it a piece of the chorizo and it nailed it instantly then started heaving like fuck. The cat was fine in the end but I was a bit panicked.
>>222819627I reckon Quentin Scobie is back in the Mexico air B&B with his Mexican girlfriend as he mentioned in at least two of his substack posts (ctrl+G and type Mexico) right around the same time he posted this image attached. I'm the most clued up detective in this thread on matters Quentin Scobiehttps://thebookclubonline.substack.com/p/i-am-gooder-at-sexhttps://thebookclubonline.substack.com/p/i-am-goodest-at-sex
>I read the twilight books
Biomelty
brantleigh welsh
I don't have time for this
love cherries me
Why does Croatia have the NHS
ummm do something australia
>>222819792you are so mad
>>222819792I can ohp 100kg, you little worm. Post your postcode, biomass, I'll come and kick your head in.
>>222819835Your bird's sister fit?
>>222819851Yes you do
>>222819837You clocked him from a million miles away. And honestly? It's a level of diligence that's lost on most people.
>>222819863they did something!
>>222819712>When the jew says something so talmudic you just gotta hit 'em with the Aryan stare
*enters thread in blackface*wagwan
>>222819875Pretty average with a fat set of tits. I definitely got the fitter one.
>>222819898sup g what you saying
pure aryan genetics this
australa might just win this whole damn cup
>>222819738twink death
>>222819911Yep, that is quite evidently a germanic face.
>>222819911He's the aryan necromancer build, yeah.
wehre diego
>>222819625I'm working till 10pm, so now I won't be able to watch. Hope they lose so everyone else feels my bitterness.
the australian goalscorer lmao
squealing>egypt
start the clock!
>>222819942which ones the arabaic team XDXDDDDXDD
>>222819942egypt vs egypt
>>222819942they felt so sorry for the aussies that they decided to make it level again
>>222819942Diversity built Australia
>>222819942own goal was it aha
>>222819627its just a thread, nigga
>>222819942it was an OG, howling
i'm watching the australia vs egypt team and i'm wondering, which one is the middle eastern team?
supporting the australian wine industry tonight in solidarity
aussies all running around playing football upside down on account of the location of australia relative to my country in which I am seated (they are upside down)
Footy changing
>>222819982they got PALM BEACH in net!?
>>222819984legend
>>222819984I dunno whether to get wine or beers. I want a beer, but wine is the healthier option and does actually get me a bit drunk.
>>222819887Everyone should speak to me in this sycophantic ChatGPT fashion, thank you very much.
if Australia lose this game i DEMAND all aussie posters in /brit/ to record and send a vocaroo of them saying "aww naur"
might piss on the floor
arrr naurrr
>>222819942>tfw rooting for Egypt
https://cuiwear.com/cdn/shop/products/Mens-Hernia-Fulcionel-High-Waist-Support-Girdle-With-Legs-White-3_1800x1800.jpg?v=1608128559
>>222819982errr where are all the black pharoahs playing for egypt
Some lads are just incorrigible spazzoids and have no place in functioning society
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVPBbJRhSlk
Quite proud of my big billiamDidn't shag enough before I got married though because I finish WAY too early
egypt was a black landking tut was a black man
more like BBC guyplayer
>>222819869>>222819867You'll do nothing
>>222820008You're right, we should respond to you like a language model.Would you like me to break down how fucking retarded your posts have been this evening, or do a deep dive into why JFs shouldn't be allowed to post in /brit/?
>>222820020About 90% of my dreams consist of me pissing in places where I shouldn't
saw some mummies at a museum a few weeks ago. kind of mad that there's old asf dead niggas just in there
in the 00s this picture withTIRED OF YO SHIT HITLERIS TIRED OF YO SHITin impact font would have gone crazy hard in the days when millennials were still edgy
schttps://youtu.be/NCipMfhdg3k?si=rNUD00LSsewzNIQn
business idea: custom postcodes
>>222820069No there isn't, same shit with dinosaurs, it's just a replica of the real thing.
>>222820053he was quite literally irish
the dinosaurs are real and they come alive at night
reading about the 2008 Market Rasen earthquake
>>222820085PO0 1NG
>>222820061You're doing it wrong ChatGPT would never say that
>>222820076The Leader
I can feel it in my fingers... I feel it in my TOES
bawb, do something
>>222820090no these were real ones
>>222820085N1G G3R
>>222820136You're absolutely right, I apologize. You asked me to respond to you like ChatGPT, but I added offensive insults that ChatGPT would not add.
why isn't tim cahill playing? harry kewell?
diego doesnt believe dinosaurs were realhe thinks theyre an atheist conspiracy to push evolution
>>222820078what's funny about a black man harassing people? biomass should be in jail
think I'll buy me a football team
>>222820132>>222820158those would be prohibited for the public good
Remember catyank?
might have a 2nd glass of orange juice
>>222820138rorke wants brown sugar
Will the pubs close earlier now on Monday?
>>222819536i'm a white zoomer man i am indifferent towards hitler
>Pride flag bans are spreading across England – and there’s more at stake than just flags
>>222820214your gut bacteria will feed on the insoluble pulp fibres releasing gases which cause bloatingbe careful
>>222820160That's the version people often parody: relentlessly positive, lots of "Absolutely!", "I'd be happy to...", "Great question!", and ending with "Let me know if you'd like..."The funny thing is that I've actually been instructed not to lean into that style too heavily anymore. These days I'm supposed to sound a bit more natural and avoid reflexive praise like "That's a great question!" every other message.So yes, if you're asking me to impersonate Peak 2023 Corporate ChatGPT™, I can absolutely do that. I'd be thrilled to assist!
I don't have a TV license so haven't been able to watch any of the world cup
harold holt naval communication station in north WA used for ultra low frequency communication with nuclear subs and other nefarious things makes you think doesnt it
>>222820254Get the radio on
>>222820236Norfolk are going to stop flying the Ukrainian flag and people chimped out over that, despite getting bored of the war ages ago and practically forgetting it was still on in favour of Gaza and pigeons at the market.
>>222820249Whoops forgot to change back to my Spain VPN
>>222820256>makes you think doesnt itit does, it really does
GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY TO GWANNY OR SHE'LL FWEEEEEEEEEZE!! THINK OF GWANNY AND THE FWEEZING PENSIONERS!!!!! THEY WANT TO KILL GWANNY!!!!
sex pest sex pest ra ra ra
>>222820276Listening to sport on the radio is better than watching it desu, test match special is great.
need a hobbyany suggestions?
de oirish are on da retreat ta be shure
>>222820254haha same *winks at you*
>>222820318gay sex
>>222820281psychic warfare
I think I've got a bit of the ol' 'pressionStart a new toil next week and I'll never see the toilfu again
>>222820318archery
>>222820277you're so cool
>>222820318even a kestrel would be too great a prize for a knave like you
How do I bring up wanting to be in a polyamorous relationship with my partner of 5 years and our best friend of many years?I’m 21-NB I’ve been polyamorous since early high school, but the thought of ever engaging in that sort of stuff never felt realistic. It has always felt safer to just be monoamorous. I am currently in a loving relationship 21-M of 5 years, we have been through a lot together and I plan to marry him. To say I’m in love with him is an understatement, I am fully committed to our relationship and I love him dearly.
>>222820318finger painting
>Andy Burnham backs social media ban for under 16s and wants 'urgency' in deliverymeet the new boss same as the old boss
>>222820357oh he cooking him with literary references
>>222820356thanks you too x
>>222820254VPN into Brazil and watch on CazeTV Youtube channel.
>>222820318philately
>>222820345Caught me out, don't have a VPN, too skint
AGHHHHHHHHH shut the fuck up about work it's friday eveningHATE working me
lads it not lookin good
Sir Anne Frank
>>222820378a nice little pun on the word 'hobby', methoughtI do try my best x
>>222820410>2200m above sea levelthat's straight up rigged
>>222820370fake reddit ragebait everything on reddit is FAKE
>>222820143
>>222820402odd post
>>222820410Mexico have never gone up against Sir Harry Kane
regret breaking up with the gfthinking about turning up at her house tomorrowbad idea?
>>222820402no more subtlety, no more code wordsjust literal /leftypol/ image macros
>>222820318Creating moss terrariumsGrowing mushroomsBirdwatchingPhotographyBaking
>>222820410>Dan Walkernot a fan
>>222820405burt
>>222820410not as intimidating as it seems as almost all of those opponents have been dogshit countrys playing friendlies
>>222820442yup
What's the point of tax bands? Why not just have your tax change dynamically depending how much you're earning?You will say it'd be too complicated And I will say the civil service is bloated and overfed enough to figure it out
Do you like Zara Larsson in Britain?
>>222820439harry kane gonna be like I CANT BREATHE 5 mins into the match
>>22282041Reckon one of our players will die of altitude sickness in the match?
>>222820385>VPNI'm not a criminal
we're fucked
>>222820462crafted
>>222820442Turn up at 3am
how can you lose when you’re following god lads
how far above sea level is rutland?
got the UTI itches again
>>222820461>And I will say the civil service is bloated and overfed enough to figure it outit will only take them 50 years and 200 billion quid
>>222820450>Creating moss terrariums
>>222820442what if you turn up and see a black guy walking out
>>222820463he'll be fine
Australia are playing against Egypt
Cheadle is 2000m below sea level after the happening
Sir Harry BAME
>>222820509alri 45 year old independent woman lad
>>222820529i am watching
mad that my life is a movie
>>222820529it's a very boring game
flying into an incel rage after seeing my rimworld colonists get married and have sex
australia are playing dogshite again how did they get this far
>>222820492They're going to be so randy that they're going to shag all the Mexican players on the pitch and get red cards
>>222820492imagine they get called for offside because they've got nob on
>>222820530You get crushed after getting off the bus from Stockport
>>222820461the civil service wouldn't need to figure anything outyour employer files your taxes hmph
>>222820492>using three white players in an article referencing viagra so that people associate whiteness with impotencetypical. bloody typical.
>>222820558because their life is a movie
mum bought some cheap ass chicken from Aldi it's only like 50% real chicken I don't know what the rest of the ingredients are but it tastes fine
>>222820494Huh?
>>222820506You cant x
australians have a "flip flop" state of mind
Big bowl of rice krispies on the cards methinks
>>222820588something about this girl makes me feel physically sick. like I actually feel queasy whenever I see her.
>>222820554then destroying the colony out of spite
>>222820588Disgustingly tiny asses
>>222820587Right so I just took another bite and 1000c water just squirted out of it and burnt my mouth very painfully
my life a visual novel
he's not going to have rice krispies at all the lying twat
my life a manga
bizarre truth
My life a western inspired southern gothic neo-noir
>>222820564you feel the faustian spirit as you enter the interchangemuch like the start of bioshock
>>222820566What I mean is, I envision a system that runs a dynamic formula down to the last penny (with a bit of slack) so you aren't hit with a fucking mallet to the bollocks because you had the temerity to earn £1 pushing you to 100k
soggy biscuit for tea x
do you lads have a 4chan folderme? I just Google and save images to my desktop when I need them
Is London a 24hr city? Could I spend literally all night doing stuff? I don't know what I'd do, but I want to try it sometime.
rorke jumping up and down with excitement when he sees a word is marked as archaic in the dictionary
>>222820675lol no. it's probably the most boring "global" city on the planet
my life is a widely-ignored revolutionary pamphlet from colonial rhode island
well it's almost 9pm now so obviously the match is not being moved
>>222820318I've been volunteering in my local boatwog hotel and spitting in their food. It's really fulfilling.
I made a manga
>>222820606Why do you hate Swedish girls?>>222820621How big should an ass be?
>>222820671I have a folder that I called /pol/ but which I save everything funny or educational that isn't porn in
>>222820706>How big should an ass be?
This is, technically speaking, a game of football
>>222820686What I feared. I'm not a drinking so I don't know what I'd do otherwise. But I feel you see videos of other cities where they have pool halls and food stalls open all night long.
>>222820442>Turning up at her house No>Turning up in her house Yes. She'll respect that you're a man who follows your own rules, guaranteed.
>>222820675>Is London a 24hr city? idk but NYC def is! (used to live there)
>>222820318making gundams
>>222820706I like swedish girls. I think every aspect of zara larsson epitomises something I dislike in women. other women have a few features and I overlook it, I just accept that they're different, but she's like my nemesis. she is the nearest thing I have to a genuine vomit-inducing phobia
>>222820734What about Mexico City?
what is the point of this literal indian twitter bot tier engagement baiting
>>222820678ktim
>>222820572Journos gets the rope along with leftypol
>>222820678screaming this is me
starting to like Mongolian girls
>>222820722>>222820741
>>222819908Nice.
my favourite jew
>>222820675Yeah, but it would be a case of pub/club then finding a cafe that opens at 5am so pretty shit.
>>222820667currency is quantiseddoesn't work
>>222820738this
>>222820803>quantisedis that even a real word
>>222820782He died :(
>>222820667>so you aren't hit with a fucking mallet to the bollocks because you had the temerity to earn £1 pushing you to 100kthat's not how it works
>>222820822not your personal army
Gundam Wing: endless waltz was the most kino cartoon I've ever watched and I'm not afraid to admit it. I stopped watching cartoons after seeing that c because it simply doesn't get better.
the japanese will keep the memory of the white man alive
just jumped my 1000th rope
>>222820667>you had the temerity to earn £1 pushing you to 100kyou have no clue how tax brackets workjust like every other mong out there who thinks that if you go into a higher tax bracket you'll be taxed moreSPASTIC>>222820803it's not at least in the way that you think it is (2 decimal places). banks work with internal figures at unlimited precision and store them in a database at 19 decimal places, only rounding on your end. i know because i worked as a programmer at a bank.
>>222820860grow up
>>222820895
>>222820876civil service mong
>>222820904never worked in the civil service but yes you are a mong
could join in on this argument but i cba
if I can't drive and live with mummy and daddy in my thirties is it good or bad to have £21,350 in the bank
>>222820782mogged every time
>>222820860wing is shite
>>222820882>I stopped watching cartoons after thatI already have. Can't you read?
I could have been the Viceroy of India, the Jewel of the Empire.
remind me what he did wrong
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND BE AHEART BREAKERWHEN I WAS BEING WHAT YOU WANTME TO BESUDDENLY EVERYTHINGIEVER WANTEDHAS PASSED ME BYTHIS WORLD MAY ENDNOT YOU AND I
>>222820918you'll do nothing
>>222820967damn right
>>222820876>if you go into a higher tax bracket you'll be taxed morethat's quite literally how it works
>>222820958stupid glasses
erm
>>222821016probably missed his old glasses
>>222821004daft cunt
>>222821054can't imagine what sort of semantic torture you're pulling off to convince yourself you don't pay more when your income hits higher tax bands
>>222821028fuck i hope not
