They had, without a shred of doubt, the most KINO historical rivalry between European nations.
>>222820905USA vs USSR was the most kino rivalry of all times.
>>222820941>nothing happens the rivalry
>rivalry>have been at peace since 1815>every conflict in the medieval period was just French nobles using Britain as a golem to press territorial claims on other French nobles from abroadOVERRATED
We should start it all over againfuck muttsfuck chinesefuck jeetsfuck russhitsFrance and England only
>>222820989Technological innovation, glownigger games, and proxy wars all over the planet.
>>222820989>nothing happ-
>>222821120>Americans chose a swarthy manlet wop to be their guy instead of an Aryan ubermensch Kek jewllywood did a number on them
>>222821207Sylvestor Stallone wrote and pitched the Rocky movies himself and got rejected multiple times until they allowed him to make it
>>222821207But he won in the end thanks to the power of friendship o algo
>>222821207why do british chuds post like american middle schoolers
>>222820905It’s too one-sided to be interesting in my opinion, UK completely mogged>sets on fire one French national hero>literally cucks and then imprisons on an island the other French national hero>bigger more influential empire>more successful ex colonies (French ex colonies are actually the worst countries in the world)>creates the lingua franca (yes i know the irony of using the term franca but english is undoubtedly more proliferated than french ever was)
>>222820941the USSR was a client state of the US
>>222821207>you are le brown mutts!>erm, why did the brown mutts choose a brown mutt to represent them?! Bri'ish "education
>>222821375Medication, now. No, don't start telling me about lend lease, take the medication.
>>222821375Mr Moldbug it's time to go to bed
>>222821407Enjoy living in their propaganda
>>222821453Take the medication and the voices will stop.
>>222821482There is a name for that voice. Intellect.
>>222821535The USA made multiple fake shell companies and scammed the USSR into selling them titanium for the SR-71 blackbird, which they used to spy on the USSR. Why would that happen in your schizo theory?
>>222821641the worst friend you can have is america
>>222820941>>222820905Reddit take. I encourage everyone to open a history book instead of getting all their knowledge from r/HistoryMemes and Countryballs. Fucking tired of it. You used to be able to escape these kinds of opinions by coming to 4chan, but now the entire internet is one giant melting pot of shit
>>222822814Tbh i don't remember /his/ ever being much better.You just gotta accept the pop history crowd are in it for memes, self fellating tales and at best salacious details about the personal lives of historical figures, reddit and pop history didn't do that much.
>>222821394You were still pretty White during the 80s
>>222822937The good thing about /his/ is (or was) that every now and then you'd come across some people who pointed out the bullshit
>>222821372fucking hate island nations. they should do honest 1v1 or 1v5 like germany.
>>222820941shit barely lasted 50 years
haha yes... le kino :)
Wish we could get rid of all of our immigrants and get back to fighting each other
>>222822814Shit take
>>22282356950 years of KINO.
>>222821345You didn't have to specify British
>>222821372>sets on fire one French national heroIn a war which they lost>literally cucks and then imprisons on an island the other French national heroWaterloo was irrelevant. It was a last attempt of a guy that had less than a 100 days to make a army again from scratch. Napoleon lost in 1812 after the Russians defeated him in a war in which the British weren't involved. Napoleon lost in 1812 and again in 1814 against multiple nations. 1815 is just the British elevating "their" victory (in quotes, because they only won because the Prussians showed up and saved them, or else Wellington would have ended up just like the other British hero before him, Nelson; dead at the bottom of the ocean).>bigger more influential empireFrance's influence is not limited to It's colonial Empire. Multiple states in Europe came to be because of direct french intervention, like Italy and, indirectly, Germany (by destroyng the HRE and injecting Nationalism in the german people)>more successful ex colonies (French ex colonies are actually the worst countries in the world)Like Somalia, India, Bangladesh, Zimbabwe or most places that England colonized that she didn't genocide the native population? Again, if someone wants to visit 1st world countries/places who speak french, he could go to France, Switzerland, Belgium, Monaco, Luxemburg, Canada (Quebec) and Tahiti isn't bad.>creates the lingua franca (yes i know the irony of using the term franca but english is undoubtedly more proliferated than french ever was)Thank god you know what lingua franca means and It's original meaning of mostly romance languages (mostly from people of southern France, but also northern Italy) being spoken in the mediterranean in the middle ages, you probably know that french was the lingua franca from the late 17th century until the early XX century and that England had french as a oficial language for a longer period of time than the DR Congo have
>>222820905i didn't know there was a "rivalry" between us and the english until i learned englishthis is the dumbest historical meme
>>222820905No real rivalry. Both were french kings
>>222820905This shit is only made up in bongs' mind. France and Germany were more at each other's throats.>>222821372Cringe americuck historylet.>>222825277Based Brapzilian knower.
>>222825309France and England were historically the 2 great powers of Western Europe during the Middle Ages. It doesn't take a genius to know that a rivalry was natural and inevitable.Specially after Philipe II Augustus kicked the english back to their island and restored France as the most powerful and prosperous western european kingdom.
>>222820905honestly game was rigged against the French from the start.France is always in a 2 front war against Britain and Germany. They fear invasion from Germany so they have to build up their army but doing so they won't ever be able to challenge English navy.Their best chance was actually the hundreds years war, they should have lost from the start. The English king was French, he would have put the capital in Paris and France would rule over England, lmao.
>>222825277you're not med joao
>>222822964In the 80's? We were about as white as you guys are now in the 80's. Also Rocky is a reference to a real life boxer named Rocky Marciano who is one of the most legendary boxers of all time and had a really interesting half swarmer half south paw style and was well known for having one of the best iron jaws ever
>>222827917God bless Vietnam
>>222828033How can you say that after what you did to them you monster
>>222828047je suis désolé o algoyou did worse
The UK won. At least they left a somewhat respectable colonial legacy.
>>222820941no that belongs to persia vs greece/rome
>>222828165>The UK won which is why except USA all of those other countries are all meme laughingstocks in 2026Brilliant.
>>222828629bro... you're iranian. literally all those countries are better to live in than yours
>>222820941They never even fought a war against each other ONCE. Total larp.
>>222828137Nuh uh
>>222828659Counterpoint: there are no Indian and Pakistani people here + pirating is completely free and legal.
>>222828689idk what propaganda you've been reading but pirating is legal herei will admit i see jeets working at fast food restaurants though
>>222828711Do you guys have completely free and legal websites that just give out all programs on any platform and OS with patch + crack + keygen without having to use vpns and such?
>>222828629Seriously? That flag making this comment? There is literally not one person on the face of this planet who would choose to live in Iran instead of an Anglosphere country.
>>222828629Canada, Australia and New Zealand should have been absorbed into the UK in 1887 to form a unified federal state. the United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. VVGGHHH
>>222828823See >>222828689Your argument is invalid.
>>222828846What stopped them from doing so?
>>222828875Disputes about centralized defense and foreign policy (which made no sense because London had the final say on both back then). Also arguments over free trade and tariffs. It should have happened anyway since it would help us in the long term. Especially if we stayed out of WW1.
>>222828854I'm not happy about the jeets either, but they aren't exactly lining up to move to former French colonies, and certainly not to Iran.
>>222828949Good. UK unleashed the Indian and Pakistani on the world, you guys can keep them with all of your welfare.I can survive here, not really sure I'd be able to tolerate them here. Afghans are already terrible.
>>222828970This is an unrelated comment but just wanted to say that I am glad you are okay. Were you guys shut off from the internet for a while? I didn't see any Iranian posts here during the war.
>>222828755>without having to use vpns and suchBro I don't think anyone has to use VPNs in the west
>>222820905Imagine if they had united? They never would have colonized anything because everyone would have been too busy dropping down on one knee and going Vgh.... all the time.
>>222829020>This is an unrelated comment but just wanted to say that I am glad you are okay. I'm glad you're okay too, Canadanon.>Were you guys shut off from the internet for a while? I didn't see any Iranian posts here during the war.From February 28th to May 28th, yes. Most of the population had their internet shut down by IRGC. The only exception were IRGC's special lapdogs to post regime propaganda and IRGC personnel that run this country to post dick measuring contest comments on X and Instagram.Ordinary people like us, were able to connect through either paying for a very shitty internet (which was IRGC's internet black market since it used private corpo's servers that were paying tribute to the regime) or had to struggle with a lot of DNS fuckery and VPN configs that had shit connection speed and lasted for a day, so we had to be constantly on Telegram to not get off cutoff. We pretty much had an entire crash course on internet security, network systems, and such.All of these consisted of less than 1% of the population. You can see it for yourself on netblocks.>>222829063I thought you guys used it for torrent stuff? What's with all of this Nord VPN and express VPN ads then?Besides, a lot of you fags use it on this atrocious website :D
>>222828165There's still time yet for the Anglo Saxons to united. There was once a dream called the British Empire. While we breathe there is still hope that we will fulfill our destiny of ruling this planet uncontested. And it be merely a stepping stone to the galaxy, and the universe.
>England, Germany, Spain, Austria, all at unison>NOOOOO WE ARE THE GREAT HISTORICAL RIVAL OF FRANCECute
>>222821207Rocky 1, the only good one, had him up against a black man
>>222821207>intelligent >succesfull film director and actor>cultural icon of the 70s-80s-90s>self made multi-millionaireHow did you manage to reduce him to a swarthy manlet wop? You look at that picture and couldnt even realize behind the scenes the manlet was the blonde guy's boss basically.
>>222822814And it just keeps getting worse and worse
I am an enthusiast of the hundred years war and the Napoleonic wars so I do enjoy it but for the Napoloenic wars I prefer the Austrian and French rivalry I just hate the british
>>222820905Did you know that the world might have had a United Kingdom of Britain and France? Just before France fell to the Germans in WW2, the then French government floated the idea to merge France into the UK, but Churchill was not too keen and France surrendered soon after. Imagine how history would have turned out if it went through.
there is nothing to be proud of being british. I hate myself
>>222820941Extremely cringe and redditpilled
>>222825277I would like to apologize for all my mockeries targetting Basedzil
>>222820941
