Sir Harry Kane edition
sir lionel riggi edition
>>222831250>rigging against cape verdeshameful from the little magician
Taylor Swift is losing her virginity to her betrothed RIGHT NOW, AT THE VERY TIME OF THIS POST!
>>222831265it happened already, shes already asleep in my arms
>Taylor Swift married Travis Kelce on July 3, 2026, at Madison Square Garden in New York City. The iconic arena was transformed into a "fairytale garden" for the star-studded ceremony, which was officiated by Adam Sandler.demonic
>>222831250obvious dive
The first sign of trouble, I'm on the next steamliner to the new worldNo questions asked
i sleep now
>>222831279Good lad
>>222831273this was the world cup final for women and poofs
>>222831260sc
>>222831271I can't believe it, it's Harry Styles or whatever era this is
>>222831273Why not marry in a small cozy church somewhere in the cotswolds without the world looking? Why does your marriage need to be a nation event? Cringe and performative. At that point your life is just entertainment for goys.
>>222831279if this is an analogy for suicide then ktim
>>222831273a moment of silence for all the simps who got their hearts broken today
we're all in here>>222830199>>222830199>>222830199
lol
>>222831275he stomped on his footbtw he didthe same thing (stomped the back of another players leg) that the american got a red card for. dont think messi even got a yellow
>>222831273Is it even an official marriage if it's a(n unfunny washed up) Jew officiating it or do they need to get officially married later on behind closed doors
>>222831302Ive never heard of men simping for Taylor.
>>222831309fucking screaming. An unchanged kick-off time? Now that's comedy.
walking across the Atlantic with giant inflatable shoes
>>222831313you're not gonna fall like that just because someone steps on your foot lmao
>>222831279We've reserved you a lovely cabin in the third class quarters. Don't worry about the doors being welded that's for your safety
>>222831341him diving to sell the call doesn't mean it wasn't a foul
>tfw no tight tummy schizo gfwhy even live
>>222831260Roaring
Intend to do severe DIY wall prep today and possibly first coat paint tomorrow. Oaaahhwww it's going to be a gnarly weekend
>>222831333fuck up.
>>222831301It references the fact that back in the say you could just get on a ship to the new world, no booking, no money, they'd just take you
Nigress boobs
>>222831353Very fit, would waste my time protesting with her to try and get a whiff of her hairy pussy
Malaponte in?https://markacollett.substack.com/p/a-coherent-take-on-grooming-gangs
The worold Cup coverage for Australia vs Egypt yesterday on BBC was appalling. In the smaller games they give women commentators centre stage. Fucking annoying. Way less insight, always chasing dumb gags and puns. On the first penalty I switched off. When women try that excited deep voice to sound like a man but still have that high pitch tone, it's ear rape. Absolutely foul experience. It's not the woman world cup so women need to fuck off right now. They've been caught saying pro immigration lines out the blue on countless occasions too. Filth.
That poster last night who kept spamming the match time had changed is going to be here today trying to move on. You're all cowards so you're fine with this but I won't let him.
Mad how shit everything is in this country and how much worse it's all gonna get and how it's never gonna get better, just a continued downward trajectory towards total shit
>>222831367>mhmmm tell me about Taylor's climate transgressions again babe
The first sign of trouble, I'm on the next airplane back to the old world
>>222831373could you go one day without being a miserable sod please
>>222831409Couldn't be a new worlder me Just don't like the idea of it all
>>222831373>smaller gamesyou about to cross some fuckin' LINES
>>222831372>muh grooming feminist slop
Good morning to my fellow National Socialists.
Used to brush my teeth twice a day and floss most nights, down to brushing just once in the morning if I remember. Just can't be arsed anymore
>>222831409good riddance gammin gubba cunt
>>222831416slightly less sovlful i must say
>>222831373>When women try that excited deep voice to sound like a man but still have that high pitch toneI agree this is particularly annoying and they all do it. What I've never quite understood is why they have to force the excitement as well. Male commentators seem truly excited when a blooter goes in but with women commentators there's a 1-2 second delay and then it clicks that they should be reacting and suddenly you get this 1-octave-lower yell. Why are they incapable of feeling actual excitement?
>>222831373bore off
>>222831422Both nations are British colonies/occupations of the past. So it was a small game, something that would be exciting in the commonwealth games maybe. But the world cup? Nah.
>>222831410No why should I, you repugnant swine
>>222831449sign of declining menthol elf.Last night I didn't floss or brush at all because I was too drunk. Fell asleep during the Australia Egypt match, woke up near the end then stumbled to bed.
Why does it lowkey feel illegal to take items at the store without paying for them?
>>222831450
>>222831402>when the psychopath oneitis tells me about Taylor Swift rigging the album charts with multiple releases of the same album
>>222831353She raisesGoodpointsOk ..
>>222831444Good morning.......
>>222831458They are social brained mongs that need a lead commentator so they can feed off the energy. Unironically an 11 year old boy would do a better job. You're right, it's very forced. And that makes the tones even worse to listen to. Have the useless bits cook a roast dinner for the commentators or pour their tea, no other use for them here.
>>222831260Hoaring
i dont know what people are talking about obsession like it's good. the give away is in the audience . it brought in the mong popular support from the likes of paranormal activity
>>222831493Alri JustinHow's life after politics
>>222831493Ask her about when Taylor Seift's dad bought hundreds of thousands of her debut album making her an actual industry plant
>>222831275He was fouled"Diving" when you're actually fouled is fine
>>222831484because it literally was legal when you were a child
>>222831513>paranormal activityNow that was a dogshit film
Never understood people liking Scott Pilgrim. The whole story is just about darwinism and hypergamy. Like it's not even a clever metaphor, kind of similar to the Matrix, i.e. humans aren't just metaphorically enslaved by technology they are literally enslaved by the machines. The new boyfriend literally has to prove to the gf that he is quite superior to all previous lovers in battle who each are stronger than the previous ones for a chance at romantic love. How is this the most brutal expression of darwinism with a funny comic book cartoon surface.
>>222831513It`s Okfor Others To Likethings ..Ok !!
>I did not care for Scott Pilgrim, it insisted upon itself
>>222831513Genuinely curious why you're telling us instead of asking these people.directly. Are you scared, what is the reason?
Why do americans wear the hat? Goofy ahh grown men wearing a hat at night time
>>222831535Isn't scott pilgrim the fancy cheddar cheese that's extra mature? Not my thing but I appreciate it, a little too cheesy.
>>222831535I liked the artwork because I was a teenager hope that helps
>>222831513You are part of that audience despite any imminent cope
>>222831529Uh source?
>>222831559LMFAO!!!!!!!!
>>222831553Taylor looking post-coital there. Did they put on a sex show for all their jewish pervert celebrity guests?
>>222831553This was the best thing ever invented for men with male pattern baldness
>>222831559scuhreamin
>>222831564There literally post-apocalyptic movies with more humanist and romantic messages than fucking Scott Pilgrim. Fucking Mad Max had a better message, lmao.
>>222831569no i'm not. i think about things more and i'm capable of greater self reflection
Sir Stinking Bishop
Seasons 9-10 are part of Classic Simpsons
>>222831559there aren't enough Bradleys in the world for how funny this is
>>222831591It's a comic book mate it's not that deep
whats funny about calling scott pilgrim a cheese? i dont recall any cheese brands that sound like scott pilgrim
>>222831559actual genious
>>222831535What's sort of interesting is that stuff like hypergamy weren't at all part of the public lexicon back when the Scott Pilgrim film came out. It just was not at the forefront of people's minds and social discourse the way that it is now. People have become so mindraped by gender divide in the interim years between then and now. I truly think we're on a dark path, with a kind of shared global psychosis that is fuelled by the internet. There's too much information.Much of the information is true, but that doesn't seem to help the situation. We as a species are in a strange position now where we CAN see the forest for the trees, we can see the whole forest and everything beyond, yet we were only ever meant to live in the trees. And this abundance of information is causing people to become insane.
>>222831610Pilgrim's choice, it's a massive reach
>>222831493>Oh yeah that's very interesting, I never thought of it that way, you're very insightful, can I have a kiss?
Did you think castles were cool as a kid or was I just autistic?
>>222831610You'll undersrand when mummy stops doing your shopping for you
>>222831631yes i liked castles but we were both autistic
>>222831610You shop in aldi that's why
>>222831631What do you think
>>222831559nah fuck off this has to be stolen from a panel show it's too funny to be an original joke
>>222831631had this as a kid and it was mint
>>222831631Castles were very cool but my interest was partially from the fact they're just bloody everywhere here. Used to drive past one to get to my grandparents (15 minutes in the car) and went to several as day trips or school trips. Guess you probably didn't have that opportunity so you might have been autistic
>>222831639wrong>>222831581>>222831615>>222831589see: >>222831625Fucking twats. Learn comedy
Why would you ever buy a cheese that doesn't have a French name.
>>222831631Yes most children enjoy castlesDid you ever get to visit any as a kid, can't imagine there are many down under
>>222831644>>222831650had this bad boy too
Pilgrims Choice lmfaoooooo
>>222831644>>222831650Fucking based I had this also. Always made my sister be the black knights and fucking hurled them to their doom
>>222831601"Classic Simpsons" was when it still penetrated the collective consciousness via broadcast TV and memetic references
>>222831650Had this too and immediately lost alo figures and the ball never to be seen again. Just used other toys to play in the castle.
>>222831656Suck my tiny dick you fat autistic gnome
Australian castle
LOL SCOTT PILGRIM AND PILGRIMS CHOICE BOTH HAVE THE WORD PILGRIM IN THEM!!!!!!!!! THIS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT COMEDY GENIUS!!!!!
>>222831668>. Always made my sister be the black knightsprobably what kicked off her affinity for black men
>>222831631Went to Bli Bli castle a couple of times when I was a nipper I was more impressed by the gift shop than the blockwork
My copy of this month's Critic is in the post
>>222831658English cheese is genuinely better. Cheddar is the most versatile cheese on earth.
what a lovely day
Next thread OP should be pilgrim's choice edition.
>>222831679haha your anger betrays the fact that you know I'm right
>>222831693odd post
>>222831693Could have been but I'm glad she finally sorted that out and is now having a baby with a nice slightly autistic white man. All worked out in the end.
It being a reach is why it's funny
>>222831687Thanks, thought of it on my own with no help
The comic is like a cheese... It's going above some of your heads it's a sublime joke...
>>222831604It's a comic book with the same morality as a Himmler speech, celebrated as a piece of nostalgic pop culture.
>>222831658Cheddar is the world's best cheese
>>222831719sonion...
me when I'm a great comedianhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaG731daVPI
Chud Rorkegrim vs the Job Centre
Went and saw me nana t'other dayShe said: y'ever had some o' that Scott Pilgrim cheddar?
>>222831741s
Leftypol really didn't like that jokeProbably wasn't inclusive enough because black people are more likely to be lactose intolerant
>>222831700Real chalky white crumbly Cheddar isn't that versatile but it is pengAnd there's a time and a place for Yank / Australian style coon cheese
I came up with the scott pilgrim joke guys. If you enjoyed it please consider to donate into my paypal account because I'm an aspiring comedian who can't afford rent (in my mansion!)
Engineering degrees don't even get you a stable industry job anymore. Manufacturing is collapsing. This is what it must have felt like to be British under Thatcher.
>>222831724Noooo don't respond to me sincerely!!!! You've defeated me!!!!
>>222831741Pilgrim's Choice?Pilgrim's. Choice?
rorke with nothing in his pockets but knives and lindt
>>222831759Give me your paypal email so you can leak your full name to me.
Who put 50p in this kraut
>>222831757Have you ever has the cheddar from shops? Most of it is mild and squidgy so it's super versatile. Not too oily, good taste, cook for however long to melt it, crisp it etc on a burger. Do everything with cheddar. Crumbly stuff is a different thing really.
No reason to be all boo-urns over his joke is there
you could make a cheese brand or a movie studio called Scott Pilgrim's Choice and completely avoid litigation by just chasing your name to Scott Pilgrim since there's no copy right on human given or surnames
>>222831762Yeah man all of employment is collapsing, we're diving head-first into a oligarchical society ruled by the WEF elites
I stick motherfucking Pilgrims Choice in my socks at night so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning! All right? So leave the fucking, cocksucking cheese where it is!
garlicbread
>>222831800Perfect cheese for incels haha!
>>222831800Going a bit far with this joke now and for that, I'm out
>>222831757>Real chalky white crumbly Cheddar isn't that versatile but it is pengWell, if you've spent a bit more on a fancy cheddar then you probably wouldn't want to slice it up for a toastie or crumble it over a shepherds pie but I think you definitely could
Still can't fall asleep
>>222831821nigga thinks hes duncan bannatyne
>>222831821weakmind
>>222831832sc
>>222831832shriek
12 years for stabbing her man in the heart with a paring knife, killing him
>>222831825It's just way too oily and doesn't melt well when it's the poncey crumbly shit. The value cheddar at shops is perfect, maybe cathedrals mild if its on offer.
>>222831826It's day time. That's when the sun is awake and us with him ok. You must not sleep in day time.
>>222831653>>222831659I grew up in England so went to many a castle. Old castles and abbeys are something I miss over here.>>222831695Not heard of this place. Would be cool as a kid though.
>>222831826and I...... can't...... heeeeelp........ faaaalliiiiiiing in looooooove wiiiiiiiiiith youuuuuuuuuuuu
You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted extra mature cheddar, but I compromised. I read Scott Pilgrim off the radiator instead.
>>222831844An 84 year old man
>>222831832grombombling
iiii want candy
>>222831861just a kid
Do you reckon Argentina fans are all going to be whinging and being miserable pessimistic cunts because their team only just avoided going to pens against Cape Verde?
>>222831844Well she isn't living 12 years is she mong boyAnd that's only when she's eligible Read your own screenshots
>>222831860scream
>>222831844Daryl is a man's name so I can only conclude she's a troon.
you know the scott pilgrim makes you emotional
wish I could wank but my willy is still infected
>>222831826stay awake>>222831844that's sad>>222831872no they are shameless. they live without shame
>>222831844>DarylEh? Fucking hell even old jewish yanks have retarded names
>>222831889good gimmique
>>222831872At what point do we just accept Cape Verde have been decent rather than everyone else is shit
>>222831889Sorry about that
>>222831260>Bananavery problematic
>going to the shops, anyone want owt?>leftypol:
>>222831889I'd bet that's the last time you stick it in scott pilgrims cheese!
>>222831844you're not supposed to do that daryl
I am having a Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and onion toastie
>>222831894No one's questioned CV have been incredible
>>222831909omfg I am in tears laughing
any other worthles sincels lug men in
>>222831353that is a delish tummy
Imagine someone from /fr/ seeing all this Scott Pilgrim nonsense. No wonder they're always slagging us off. You're all so shameful bringing the tone down.
Do we think Cape Verde have earned the right for their silly Portuguese name to be used by English speakers
>>222831906Haha I get the reference! Genious!
anyone ever been to the Azores Islands?looks cool
where will the joke evolve next Batman cheeseSuperman sandwichIron Man drink of water
>>222831939Yeah but we've defeated them in endless wars and saved their shit by liberating them after they surrendered. They literally cannot utter a word to us because they're our bitch for eternity.
Only 38 out of 192 countries have gay marriage but they’re 13/16 in the round of 16. Really having a thunk right now.
>>222831925*slithers rorkishly around in my own slime*
>>222831970Irn man soft drink
Visiting Winchester Cathedral today :)
>>222831260When a game asks me to put in my name I type nigger. Also had a dog who I called nigger in my mind.
Sir Cabo Turkiye
>>222831971*drunkenly chants 2 world wars and 1 world cup* Waaheeyyyyyyyyyyyy
Might become a good goySell everything, get the subscriptions, get the digital idMight own nothing and as they say, be happy
>>222831990screaming
Good morningThank you for letting me blogpost
>>222831988lmfao might see a pilgrim there... like the cheese... *looks at thread camera*
>>222831988That's nice, hope you have a good time sweetie x
>>222831988good cheese that
>>222831990If you call your dog Nigger in Crusader Kings 3 it mauls all your heirs to death
>>222832007Cathedrals and Pilgrims!?!? That's cheese-ageddeon!
>>222831498HH1488
>>222832007Surely it was a cathedral city reference that you've failed to pick up on
good morning I have never seen a vagina in real life or touched a boob thank you
um.. nigger
>>222832043ktim
>>222832037There is no connection
Why is Zendaya in every film
Have no idea what any of this scott pilgrim shit is about
Eating some halloumi
>>222832068Blowjob game on point
>>222832080like the cheese lmao
I don't like Zendaya however I will watch Dune 3 as the first two Dune films were OK.
>>222832074There's a brand of cheese here called Scott Pilgrim
>>222832080screaming
>>222832097would recommend the books, much more interesting and engaging than the films
It's okay to like things
>>222832124How about CSAM? Is that okay? Are you saying its fine to abuse and exploit children? You're a fucking piece of shit human being.
>>222832124No it isn't >>222831513
you tell them the wc is yet again rigged for argentina and they will look at you in the eye and say no messi is just that good while they play that bad against a country with a population of 200
>>222832138...yh
Fireman CSAM
>>222832115Second this. Especially the second trilogy where we get chair dogs and weird ultimate sex mind control battles between infinite Duncan Idaho and kinky honored matre bad witch
my name is Scott
>>222832156Screamveingk
AdultWork (the escort directory) is listed on companies house as having this as the "nature of business">Other amusement and recreation activities not elsewhere classified
>>222832149howling
>>222832156I live on the second floor
>>222832146omds leftypol
>>222832160we need a ministry of strumpets
dad has a mate who was the first of their friend group to go abroad and when he came back with a really dark tan they started calling him the wogthat is still his nickname 40 years later
Remember ice bucket challenge? Think I really upset my mate when he nominated me and I just said I'm not doing it because it's stupid. Why yes I have always been this miserable and hatefilled.
>>222831195>IncelsWithoutHateSo, not incels?
>>222832184a white mate of mine was born in africa his nickname is aidsy
the 'scort i am aiming to see this weekendyou just know she'll do ... things
50k in premium bonds and thats all i getfuck off
>>222832196Hmm wonder what made her become an escort
>>222832196Bareback?
>>222831658I'm not middle class so I don't have to pretend horrible things with posh names are nice
>>222832198Brav's called July
ignoring the suspicious looking ‘insulation’ i found behind the skirting board when i ripped the carpet up not acknowledging its existence
Saw a film about a Scottish pilgrim, was a bit too cheesy tbf.
just learned about the morecambe bay cockling disaster ladsabsolutely tragic that, made me tear up
inventing phimosis 2
>>222832241Eric Morecombe's reputation never recovered
leftypol pulling the waitrose uhoçapue out of the fridge
i think forren football fans actually enjoy refball and VARthey think it makes matches more dramatic and emotional in a good way
so are england on at 7 or 1
>>222832278game cancelled due to aids
>>222832270shame she doesn’t look like this now
>>222832196Nice ladWhat you going for, gfe?
which team is england
new neighbours have been here one day and have already stole my parking spot
business idea: quaintly perilous victorian era jobs but performed by trafficked chinamenwinklepickerchimneysweepsteeplejackscullery maidmine pony
>>222832270thats a nice bottom
Mad How World, the debut single by Rorke Gearoid
>>222832097She's fit, Tom Holland is a lucky guy
>>222832294actually she has negative reviews saying she made someone wait 10 minutes for a shower but hadn't actually showered. i also decided i might want a big black british arse instead, think this would get me hard
>>222832319clit like a builders thumb
>England-Mexico kick-off unchanged at 1am after Fifa u-turnfuck sake
>>222832314Face like a smacked arse
>>222832319waow
this girl I went to school with has 7 kids, good lord surely child benefits can't pay that much>>222832036
Sir Eric StrikerSir Mike EnochSir Warren BaloghSir Greg Conte
>>222832314Is she fit? I'm not sureCertainly wouldn't wank over that face
>>222832318>Dirty room>Balloons everywherefucking hell that is grotty lmao, is that the same bird?
get me a dr pepper n winston light
>>222832138i love counterstrike but prefer playing it at night
>>222832358you just reminded me women like that only want ogres not swedish twinks
>>222832334
>>222832314Looks like a slightly more attractive Michelle Obama
>>222832365Can't wait to get back to toil on Monday to pay for all her spawn
>>222832358me and the misso
ah... hello all
might have a wup of tea
>>222832410ah ah aaahhh, don't talk to me til I've had my coffee! *ssssiiiiiiiippppppp*
right wellhttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1783121041024876.jpg
>>222832380good film tha I own it physically
burnt my finger and it hurts and has a blister
>>222832453yeah I love it as well
>>222832456*kisses it better**starts sucking on it**slowly moves your hand towards my arse**rapes my own arse with your blistered finger*
>>222832385I know a gym wench with a skinny nerd bf and once wanked to the thought of her femdomming him
>>222832513
Remember when Ramos broke Salah's shoulder in the finals and Real Madrid went on to win?
What's a cleverly written well shot action film then?By cleverly written I don't mean deep btw
>>222832524...nh
>>222832438Rorke wants to deport THIS?!
>>222832533aaron sorkin is supposed to cleverly written. in fact people say it's too cleverly written for natural sounding dialogue
>>222832533DunnoThose John Wick films get a good review but I've never watched them
wish when you searched muscle on porn sites it didn't give you steroid freaks and just gave you natty muscle women
good moaning
>>222832533jon wick
>>222832189Actual incels, literally involuntarily celibate
>>222832545action film mate
it's crazy how women have a completely distorted view of the world since every man treats them like the sun shines out their arses. They need to be arrested
>>222832410>>222832435i like this pepe and his round ears
>>222831195>r/IncelsWithoutHate>posting about something he hates
>>222832570unless they're uggos
>>222832563bit of an oxymoron for action to be well written... maybe stick to marvel capeshit lil bro
>/cum/ is dead>/brit/ is also deadWhat am I supposed to do with myself
>>222832557got a finger up your arse?
>>222832590not really. there's uggo men who would eat their poo
>>222832593Bizarre desperate nasty little reply.
>>222832615have a wank maybe idk
>>222832555just jack off to men lil brosquito
>>222832627sorry was trying to be smugfeel bad now x
ah tell ye what anon it's going to be a lovely day and I hope you have a good one
>>222832631my whole point is that I like athletic WOMEN not freaks who look like men
in chud's imagination, women are also chuds
>>222832618no it's a reference
>>222832645the virginity is strong with this meme
>>222832563training day is well written
>>222832632I'll never forget your reply, have never been called a marveldrone in my life. It will leave a life long emotional scar.
Need an Uncle Moneybags gf
>>222832674
>>222832561>I'm an incel but not a bad one who hates women and kills people.Socially autistic move akin to wearing a swastika t-shirt and expecting people to believe you're not a nazi.
>>222832018Nomen omen
