BOOM edish
any disgruntled runtish slug man in?
>>222832680more a demoralised worm me
going to have an excellent wank
got too drunk and used the n word on the toil night out and now im scared
>>222832680more of an embittered lonely toad man myself
feeling a little down aren't Iwith that White lad getting arrested after being jumped by a pack of youths and the egyptians running riot in the streets of London.hopefully our Anglo brothers will put the hurt on morocco tonight. I don't want to see any more celebrations.
>>222832704go in monday full wigger
me and my mate if i had any mateswhich i dont because im a miserable insufferable cunt
... waiting for a change ... pictures of me wearing my excellent glasses watching Live British F3 sprint on sky sports F1 on my TV via sky stream in home ...
>>222832729err
my insides are a mess
>>222832729sultanesque aura
timmy shat hisself
>>222832729kys
>>222832729the carebames really need to exercise him somehowhis blood must be like syrup
I think he just likes making the care bames get down in dirt to muck him out
>>222832729hes sat there with poo in his pants then is he
>>222832729>As long as you're changing my nappy how about you suck THIS
>>222832766reckon they forcibly wank him to keep him placid
looks like me dads feet
>>222832810those feet look genuinely concerning
people naming their kids kira now thats awesome he should have won
i'm prey
Hope that by the time that I get to that state they'll have robot filipinas to wipe your arse and tug your tallywhacker
>>222832829definitely a stupid englisher that heard the name ciara but never saw it written down
cannot imagine shitting myself and having someone clean it upi would promptly kill myself if i became inconsistent
Official Diego Rating: 7/10, he wasn't here much However I will bump it up to 7* for his music recommendations when prompted as they were varied and somewhat esoteric
>>222832729nigga shit himself sitting there like toto wolff
>i would promptly kill myself if i became inconsistentbradleigh
>>222832729filled another one
>>222832849Definitely Irish diaspora or a pikey
might have to remove mexico from the filter list for shitposting in the match thread
up until 2am gooning off it not good
Ive pooed myself like my hero TimBut ive got nobody to muck me out and its all in my bed now...sitting in my own filth in bed wearing my excellent glasses watching 4chan's brit thread at home
cat outside going meow
leftover pizza for bekfast
>>222830537>>222830537kek pretty funny how he has become a menace here nglgodspeed ziedbelg
>>222832945Not seen him as much recently, maybe he's on holiday
Hate those debit gift cards that people buy you but half of them don't work. Need shutting down and locking up.
>>222832959
>>222832958he gets banned immediately because janny has learned of him
>>222832978
>>222832827what the fucking hell is that
the lads
>>222833019>yaya shithole
'ot
>>222833014maomao cosplaying as marin
>>222832853the word is literally short for "involuntarily celibate", meaning you haven't had sex yet and it's not like you're a monk or somebody who deliberately chose to not have sexso you can be an incel without hating people. like me :)
mad that the belgian is probably a normal lad in personhe lives in london, has a job, is up early most mornings, keeps a good schedule, makes decent money and is quite funny
should i play wicther 3 or yakuza 0
>>222833056hop off his dick bruh
>>222833042do you reckon she's australian or american
>>222833042she was spanish apparently
head is fucked from the box of wine i drankstomach is fucked from the buldak noodles with extra spice addedarse is fucked from the large dildo i literally fucked it with when steamingfair to say i'm not in good shape this morning lads
>>222833056Fuck off Ziedy
>>222833034mental that scotland to northern ireland is 12 miles but france to england is 22 miles
>>222833059witcher 3. i plan on replaying it but i'm not sure if i'm willing to sink in another 100+ hours
>>222833051looks like sexualised images to me
>>222833077is that mental
I hate that one australian that uses Generation Z (pronounced "zed") American slang
>>222833092it is mental. mad even. they look the same. its an optical illusion
>>222833072had a pint at lunch yesterday then four pints in the eveningfeel fit as a fiddle medidnt do anything to my arse though - at least not while conscious
>>222833086the artist draws porn
I am officially overweight at 84 kg, 177 cm. 26 BMIBack into my workout regime
flag on
w faps
what's mental is that new york is further south than rome but according to a poll they did 99% of people believed it was further up northand so did you. you've been done.
>>222833112that's nothing my bmi is like 32
>>222833121incest is
>>222833106>draws
https://floor796.com/having a look
any other lads play with their knob and balls when reading brit?not in a sexual wanking way just sorta have one hand in your boxers of a time rolling them about or fiddling with your cockhead
>>222833080new dlc coming out for it
>>222833141ktim but it is a sexual thing
>>222833138i meant this artist
Sir Bob Mathews
>>222833136on god
>catch the bus into town with my mates at 8am>head to gamestation>buy a few cheap second hand games>go to the corner shop>crisps, sweets and energy drinks>we all goes back home and log on xbox live>hop in party chat>lunchtime rolls around, 'za from domino's>gaming and snacking with my mates for the rest of the daythe 2011 saturday routine as it were
>>222833145yeah it's mental. what's the situation with the witcher 1 remake? i want to play it but i think i'd rather wait for a remake cause the og is peak eurojank
>>222833151sir heather paedophile
closed the window before bed last night, just got up and opened it
>>222833106looks like are nora
>>222833160and you wonder why you turned into such a slug of a man
>>222833160A better time. A whiter time.
>>222833160kino
>>222833129https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdFP6bThkn8
>>222833181I don't wonder that, no
>>222832803it's all automated these days
>>222833147and whos the artist
>>222833208https://x.com/WalignerNSFW
>>222833160feckless little ingrate you should have been stuck down the mines
>>222833206
>>222833206screm
>>222833206what the hell
>>222833160tarq bastard lunchtime dominos is your da bill gates
collecting a box of insects to torture later
>>222833125also:how far north we arehow west america ishow much of the world is north of the equatorwe're the opposite end of the globe to new zealand
>>222833223good lord
2010-2013 was a GOATed period
>>2228331602010 to 2015 were kino yearswe're never getting those back
i got some gummies onlinetoo scared to have a whole one, should i cut it into thirds
outer /int/ is utterly grimbunch of nerds talking about women and black people
>>222833283
>>222833280stick it down your knob
>>222833236dominoes deals were good back thenyou need to remember how things used to beotherwise they win
>>222833280where from? did you use your real name?
>>222833280ye and wait like an hour before having more cause sometimes they taje ages to reach their full effect
mad how pengers prime remy lacroix was
London is so so so grim.
that's it lads getting wine drunk tonight someone needs to support the australian wine industry and it's going to be me
>>222833349lovely bumhole
>>222833352used to work at tesco. some guy left his bike locked at a bike stand, went in for 3 minutes, came back out and his bike was gone
>>222833364are you going to post it then
>>222833349she was indeed so peng i still wank to her new videos even though she's a fat slob
>>222833349i wonder what it's like to have a gf who likes anal
>>222833375was probably using one of those shitty cable locks
Won't be drinking. Last time I got drunk I started posting pictures of myself drinking here which was very embarrassing.
fodeypops
don't you want to stay with rorke
>>222833375>>222833352its why peoples advice for bike commuting is either don't leave it outside or assume you'll lose it and get the cheapest thing you can
where is everyone
chia porridge for brunch
going to have a pizza then off for my nap
playing guitarberg
>>222833375spooky
good morning x
always forget other generals exist on this board dont think ive ever been in a foren general
>>222833425>t.
>>222833467i bought a 1700 quid guitar that i just keep under the bed because i'm a talentless hack
>>222833478that's why you practice ennitprobs should have gotten a cheap starter guitar though
>>222826440yes mate
>>222833270Don't worry. Ten years from now we'll have those years in 2020-2025
du bist gut genung
>>222833504>Ten years from nowill have done myself in by then
>>222833476corr who's that?
>>222833488i did. my first guitar was one of those shitty squire ones, but the longer i played the more dejected i became
what do you do at the weekend without booze?
>>222833336ok i will>>222833325yes because it's legal
Rorke insisting that northern soul, inspired by black American music, never actually happened, and it's just a myth created by the "woke" liberal media
any ugly little vegemites with diminutive willerywoos in?
>>222833526vidya, sometimes go to the cinema if there's anything on, exercise, movie night at home
have honestly no idea what’s going on in my life lads
>northern soul
>>222833526same i do during weekday
Was at Fabric last night and it was absolutely PACKED with IndiansHoardes of fat impossibly short men and goblin looking women who have apparently never left the house beforeThey would literally just barge their way around the club while everyone else looked bemusedBaffling little race of people Only other group giving them a run for their money were the American teenagers
>>222833526play video games, watch anime and /tv/slop. might wank if the willy works. doomscroll twitter
>>222833478give us a look
>>222833550>and this is little Chud's room. He's quite the history buff
>>222833550Rorke Cave
>>222833526Will be playing fortnite and watching men kick a ball
>>222833548I work and post here. That's about it.
>>222833550Rorke's living room
>>222833513I'm guessing you just noodle rather than genuine practice, that can only get you so far
would get a guitar like this if i was a guitar person or a cream coloured one yeah
sir sargon called the "online right" the "vanguard"makes you feel real big, don't it rorke
>>222833599s
>>222833588maybe i don't know how to practice. i would go through my scales, do drills, study some music theory and then try to learn songs but i just felt like it was going nowhere
mad how the internet has only existed in a non-shit form for the past 25 years or so
>>222833578life’s too bizarre and silly these days tbqh
*hears the blues a'callin*
>>222833610thats not funny
>>222833627sir heather pedophile
cant wait for my tea but its a long time until i can make it
>>222833633*rapes your arse at 2 mph then screams in your face and rapes you at 3909994 mph then flies away*
>>222833618Early 2000s internet must have been so kinoI only remember it from 2004 onwards
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Adolf_Hitler#Views_on_homosexuality
> be a PS5 owner> you paid extra for the disc drive> Sony ends physical discs for new games in 2028> PS Store on PS3 and Vita dies by 2027> 551 movies wiped from UK and EU libraries Sept 1> zero compensation> GTA 6 ships as a code in a box> some Switch 2 games ship as empty cards, just a download key> used games and rentals could be next> analysts warn discounts might disappear too> Sony would control the entire price curve> 87 percent of pre 2010 games are already out of printThey didn't kill physical media. They stopped pretending you ever owned anything.
Willard is probably smaller because of how often I wanked it when I was a young lad
Might be offered a part time job which seems better than my fulltime job. Need a side hustle though. How do men usually do on onlyfans?
>>222833666*latches onto like a little eel*
had to stop mid wank. this has never happened to me, but i just couldn't finish. probably because i already wanked 6 times already today. should have waited at least another 30 minutes.
>>222833686>Valve releases a console with no disc drive>market assumes people don't care for discs anymore>Xbox and PS ditch them soon afterYet SOMEHOW it's Sony's fault
f1s on
>>222833667back in 2002 i used to be able to go to a webpage and play the entirety of sonic the hedgehog 2 from the browser, and at the time it was only a 10 year old game at the timeimagine trying to play a 10 year old game straight from your browser with no downloading now like oh say dark souls 3 or uncharted 4 or somethingi keep telling people it's the pajeets getting lazy with their coding methods which is why we can't have nice things
>>222833686gabe killed physical media. the amount of shit he got away with is unreal
>smart people sometimes do dumb things>newton for example was into alchemyI genuinely believe people who say shit like this are clinically retarded and should be euthanised.
>video games in 2026
>>222833740i almost exclusively play unc slop tho
>>222833734you can play portal 2 in your browser now
>>222833758can not
>>222833618>>222833667they should make a separate first world internet
*turns on ps2*Huh? Were you saying something?
>>222833753i just play gamecube and ps1 games
>>222833616Just play difficult stuff slowly and gradually build up speed once you can play it cleanly
>>222833739think they should be malthanised, medon't know who we're talking about but crush them with an anvil
Got a ps3, ps4 and ps5 so I'm covered. Shall be breaking out the PS3 to play some little big planet 2 later today
>>222833767well we might have tothe existing internet is gonna be totally locked down
*spins up PS1 emulator alpine linux container on my talos linux kubernetes homelab cluster*huh? mong says what?
>>222833762ok youre right not sure where i read that might have been a dream
>>222833794basedwas thinking of playing Resistance 2 on the ol' PS Triple myself
got a really really bad hangover feel like im going to have a seizure
Miss neopets me. I always used to be worried that my monsters would die because sometimes I would go days without playing it and they were always "starving"
>>222833767come home white man
i like stalker games and overwatch and rimworld
thought i would have to psych myself up for suicide but it seems like it might just come naturally at this point and i would have to psych myself up to keep on living
>>222833826does Tor have forums like 4chan
>>222833828I rimmed your mum and now she became a stalker
>>222833767every country should have it's own private intranetso you could go to callum.england and speak directly to medecentralised fediverse web 3 RSS feed type of thing
kino incoming
right done the bare minimum of work i neede ot do today that's good
>>222833813Resistance 2 what?
>>222833767yeah really need the indians segregated from us decent folk like the chinese
helped take my grandads irish wolfhound for a health checkup and it weighs 14 stone (not fat either)
>>222833896he would be proud of you x
>>222833835every forum is basically unmoderated but it's mostly filled with autistic people obsessed with privacy and the occasional edgelords. it does have a barrier to entry which keeps the retards out but it's also hard to have a normal conversation there
Started pre-drinking for the Mexico games, lads, waheyyy.
>>222833896big boy
>>222833901he's still alive I went with him lol
clap your cheeks saar
>>222833824You'll do nothing
>>222833928we at /brit/ are sorry for your loss
>>222833928i'm talking about the dug x
>>222833928keep him alive in your heart x
i can make rorke's arse clap
>>222833901>>222833945>>222833948actually screamed at this
wearing rhea ripley's sweaty thongs as a covid mask
>>222833928why?
Cod Squad lets gooo
Visiting America was surreal..every country has stereotypes but like Paris doesn't have people walking around with baguettes going mon cherie...so I was astounded when I took a taxi to my hotel and saw the largest humans I have ever witnessed on mobility scooters and people ordering multiple burgers for themselves and black people tutting and saying shit like nah nigga i'm finna bounce.The fact that I hadn't slept for the last 30 hours made me feel like I was in a dream.good trip overall though, a bit boring but it was fascinating observing them
>>222834020>Paris doesn't have people walking around with baguettes going mon cheriei think it does
>>222834010AI slop has been a disaster for the human race
>>222833977be quiet please
>>222834003grandad is a bit arthritic and while still a strong bloke has lost a lot of confidence in himself and wanted me there (I'm 6 ft 3 and 17 stone) in case the dog panicked
opening a pub called the big black cod
British people will look you dead in the eyes and without a moment of hesitation utter the following words: I'm going to the Virgin Megastore.
>>222834035ok good
actually screamed at this
>>222834030surprisingly they don't play into their stereotype for tourists very much, unlike the italians.
>>222834020where did you go in america
>>222834062gay sex convention
>>222834035don't think of him as he was in those later days lad, remember him as he was in his prime
>>222834062arizona. it was for work.
>>222834062Wankerford, MA.
my grandad is only 68 lol
>>222834054SCREAMING
>>222834077does their food taste good
my grandpappy is 49bit of a silver fox, so he is
got a text this morning saying my grandad has died, and you lot are laughing and joking about grandads, not right is it
Sir Weak Kingsley
Playing Legacy of Kain: Defiance
>>222834087ripe old age for a goy in 2026 tbf
>>222834095workplace food was fine, typical cafeteria stuff, hard to find healthy options. restaurants were very cheap for how much food you got but also salty and oily. i ended up going to the supermarket and buying random items to eat at the hotel.
what's for lunch? might go pub for a bit of snap
>>222834107I am Fares I am full Estonian R1b.
>>222834135S
right ladsjust got done stalking a girl from school I used to stalk in schoolGoing to go for a nap now x
>>222834135scr
estonians and finns are majority N1c actually
>>222834140>>222834150Damn sun.
>R1b>N1cWould love to see the hairline, biceps, and chins of the people that use terms regularly.
nigga is from every country
12pmhe's here, like clockwork
steaming batty slug downloading
any aryan beast man in
>>222834165also their feet, for science haha
Trap music, yah
hope my infected penis heals so that I can return to wanking again
Linea nigra found on non-white women
*saves Europe*
it hits 40c every day for like 9 months in arizona, would kill myself
>>222833860whats it about
>>222834189fat alcoholic bastard
>>222834192kino
>>222834188sup cordy
done my exercise
white women don't have linea nigra
need a bint with a poo line
>>222834188and greta thunberg for some reason
farting pure sulphur today
>>222834190why kill yourself over the weather in Arizona?
oh he sporulating
>>222834198me?
serious question i know they have air conditioning but how do they go for an incelwalk or play sports outside?
deeply unfunny thread
>>222834130Not gonna lie lads you sound like a boring cunt
Scandinaviannnnnn
>>222834220they don't, thats why they're all obese. they never go outside
>>222833068Can tell by the entitlement
>>222834206morning mouldie
Anyone in the Sussex area want to start a neofolk ambient grindcore newgen Steve Reich inspired Gilbert & Sullivan-esque band ?
>get a suit ordered last week>they tell me it'll be in the shop by Wednesday and they'll call>haven't called but it's already SaturdayTried calling them but they're not answering, is it reasonable to assume it's arrived and they just forgot? Don't want to go out my way for nothing
>>222834220they plan their whole yearly schedule around it like we do around winter i supposebut realistically no human is meant to live there, it's a monument to human arrogance to settle in the middle of a literal desert
me and the gf
>>222834222not really a "foodie" just try to eat well. find it funny how people call you boring for not spending your holidays eating. i was also there for work so had little time to do anything.
>>222834192ancient fake china imperial politics with romance
>>222834240yeah but I'm in kentx
arent you a little old to be watching chinese little girl cartoons?
>>222832630I’m finished
>>222834244Quoting cartoons is it?
would be funny if incels were like birds and flew down south or up north depending on the time of the year
>>222834254what can u play?
no one:literally no one:not a soul:unprompted white mfs at the cookout: >>222834240
>>222834271think my arms would get tired
>>222834271Passport bros?
>>222834262erm actually she's 19 years old. i think
>>222834242I think there's some issues with shipping at the moment. Bunch of my orders have had issues. Things marked as delivered or not being sent etc. I think it's a mix of general incompetence washing over britain and overpopulation. Everything is inefficient and broken, people are retarded and can't deal with the issues it causes and then you throw onto the problems the fact the population has absolutely exploded.
almost never eat brown onions but maybe i shouldtheyre more onioney than reds arent they
mouldie devastated white women don't have something long and black
>>222834250Nothing to do with the food it's the fact you're clearly just a whining miserable bastard
>>222834271In Canada, there’s an annual journey of migratory rich boomers who head down to Florida for the winter, but then come back for 6mos+1day to Canada so they can keep their Canadian healthcare entitlement
i bet the blogposter is knaresborough nonce
>>222834297sc
>>222834244natives lived there
>>222834273been playing a lot of solitaire lately
>>222834189Fat jewish capitalist slaveThe Boris Johnson of his day
>>222834304i thought that was just quebecers
sometimes I think of a really good band name google it and it's taken
>>222834319taken isn't a very good band name, anyway.
>>222834314i'd argue that boris is worse
>>222834268Absolutely raped that freak
>>222834308and never developed past the iron age as a result of the heat cooking their brainsthis is essentially why Australians all seems a bit "off" too
they should invent a drug that kills you over the course of a week but gets you high as wellwant to stay in watching tv and dying
>>222834318No. They’re colloquially known as “Snowbirds”
>>222834299nah i had a good time and meeting everyone on the team was nice. also noticed most people there don't drink much. only one lad ordered a third drink.
A: I baked you a pieB: Oh boy what flavourA: pie pie pieC: Dad I'm hungryD: Hi Hungry I'm DadC: Why did you make me this wayC: Why why whyThink about that
>>222834325*grabs you by the collar and pins you to the wall, bulbous sweating pecs pushing in your face*
>>222834352gay as fuck
right. what the fuck is that
UMberto
UMabandon threadUMabandon thread
that violates US law
um
hmm
>>222834399>>222834399>>222834399
