AMWF edition
riled them up in that last thread. not sure how i'll spend the rest of my day. might pop across the road and grab a few cans. wish the footie was on today and not tomorrow.
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdX57JSJCjs
weed is kicking in now lads
>>222836312bruh
>>222836261massive uncanny valley vibes
be honest with me lads... do England stand a chance against mexico? Just seen mexico have only lost twice at that stadium...
just plonked myself in the air conditions computer room and will be playing on the computer for the rest of the day. might even sleep on the sofa in here. it lush in the computer room.
dude weed
>>222836343yeah because it's some slavic prostitute who somehow has less makeup and filters than her "boy"friend
>>222836354you plonker!
>>222836352they lost twice to good teams. the other wins were against timbuktu botswana and christmas island
interesting that fans of jk rowling are all mental cases
Homer Simpson, Tony Soprano and Dr. Frasier Crane.A delightful trinity.
>>222836312based
disgruntled aryan slug man in
>>222836261why do all the white foids that go to asia look the same
reel big fish :D
ruby granger used knickers website
>>222836415try having sex once in a while buddy
>>222836410you forgot the anyor are you not asking a question but merely announcing your arrival
>>222836428Rorke's google search history
>>222836427listening to it now xD
>>222836429I've taken more cocks up my arse than you've had hot dinners young man
"I" didn't say I fucked herI "didn't" say I fucked herI didn't "say" I fucked herI didn't say "I" fucked herI didn't say I "fucked" herI didn't say I fucked "her"
just vomited up the mcdonalds breakfast i had. never drinking again (apart from tonight ill need a couple of cans before bed)
websitefunny websitegood websitetelly website
>>222836352if it hadn't been for our goalie's utterly idiotic blunder, they would have drawn against >usi have nothing against mexico but i’d bet my entire fortune on england to win
>>222836462>I didn't say I fucked "her"ktim
Today me and my girlfriend were walking through the car park at our local tesco.We approached a zebra crossing where drivers on both sides stopped. I gave them what I’d consider a warm smile but no wave. As they drove off, one of the drivers shouted from their window ‘a thank you would of been nice, dickhead!’Was I a dickhead?
>>222836487i have literally never waved, just nod, and nobody has done this to me ever
rrrrgghhh soyjack soyjack soyjack soyjack
>>222836487A wave is polite but a zebra crossing youre required to stop. Theyre not doing you a favour they have to stop
>>222836487When I'm driving and stop at a zebra crossing almost no one thanks. Maybe old ladies.
>>222836487boring story to make up
>>222836487YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY NOTHING TO THEM FAGGOTS IGNORE THEM THEY HAVE TO STOP FUCK THEM
>>222836490you got any posts like this but funny?
>>222836521carmongs on the ropes
>>222836533that's a rack
>>222836533would rather like to have sex with the woman pictured
alri
>>222836490fucking screaming i love wojaks and twitter screenshots lmao
sir mexican new maker
this yank on my 600lb kino has just been shitting down the back of her legs into a bed pan and is so big she couldn't wipe and nearly died of a poo related blood infection
uh lads....
i'm straight and that's the end of it
>>222836584they heard the mexican women were putting outfucking wish i was there
I was on an incel walk once and some tradesman (think they were plasterers) gestured they were letting me cross the road but once I was in front of them they started revving and got really close which made me jump so I did a little quick walk to get past and when they drove away I heard them laughing
>>222836616see >>222836547
Happy btfo Britain day.
>>222836604this is why we should be allowed to carry firearms
>>222836584guehi goal from a corner ruled out by var because his massive viagra bbc was tenting in his shorts and left him offside
screaminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUdEkZKhlC0
>>222836584lob on for ingerland
i dont say 'oi' that is cringe and english. i say 'yo' like a black american. that is modern and cool.
>>222836584bellingham's buoyant baton x
>>222836575there was a woman in America who sat on a couch for 6 years and her skin fused into the fabric, they tried to separate her and soon after she died in the hospitalGayle Laverne Grindgrim story
cody let's grill some wiener dogs
jude bellingham will have a boner haha !!he will be "off side" if you know what i mean LOL !!!
in solidarity we will ALL be fully erect while watching England
>>222836671yooo cody just guzzled a glizzy in one go hahaha that was siiick
>>222836604all cagers have small cock syndrome, those moments let them feel like big men
>>222836584This match is pure fucking rigged. Mexico has played all their matches at altitude and England has to try to play them after two days of trying acclimatise? Also the police will probably just let the Mexican fans attack the hotel with fireworks.
mexico city isn't a very creative name is it
can guardianmong stop posting those blind dates? I don't like hearing about young people dating or living in London. especially young tarqs. fills me with envy you see.
Allegedly the front man of the band Type-o negative had a huge penis https://youtu.be/3sMALbhJU6M
>The City of England
>>222836699to be fair the country wasn't called mexico when it was founded
you only need to stop at crossings with traffic lights. the barcode ones painted on the road are just advisory
>>222836704>Allegedlymake your own mind up he was in playgirl magazine multiple times
>>222836261she looks partly asian herselfslavic?
>>222836704>still depressed
Norf Fc vs Los Panchitos
cars should be as prohibited and heavily regulated as firearms
deeply unfunny thread
free cars for all migrants, PIP recipients, and refugees
>>222836744you mean like you can only operate one if you have a licence?
how about we do away with computersYES AND HO
when will chappell roan drop the lesbian gimmick
>>222836757BASED!
>>222836710
>>222836773when she gets married to a white guy
>>222836524>>222836551Celtic fans seething
>>222836766no just bannedyou can drive a reliant robin at restricted road speeds if you pass screening
personal independence pussy
>>222836697Its not even a big factor its not that high. And top athletes wont be affected that much
mexico is the hispanic equivalent of england
>>222836584ziedy creaming himself thinking about getting a glance at Bellingham's willy
I was banned from driving for two years and had to have alcohol tests for a while. Went to court and everything but was spared jailed. All cus I had a single pint over the limit. Woke nonsense.
alastair: can I clap yer dug pal?cody: get the fuck away from me you sick freak
>>222836389Hey baby I hear the donuts-a-callin, what happened to Gary Cooper?
watching a filmnoI won't tell you what it is
>>222836831>mexico is the hispanic equivalent of englandThey do that much murder up in England lad?!
did anyone else have a gay driving instructorfeels like that's an established thing that happens
dinosaurs having feathers is utter woke nonsense
>>222836773when she meets the right bbc to clap those fat cheeks and convert her
>>222836867BELIEVE THE FUCKING SCIENCE.
>>222836741i think its the makeup
>>222836859I've had 4 and I think one of them might have been
>>222836878mm bit gay no?
>>222836867dinosaurs never even existedit was all made up
Genuinely think this is the most British image in the world.
feels made up whenever someone refers to usa once being part of the uk
predictions?
watched that Obsession fillumwas just alright
WAHOOOOO!!!
>>222836926canadafrancebattle for quebec
>>222836926full-spectrum new world domination
>>222836926hope canada pull a meme run to the quarters
>>222836926the man will kick the ball
>>2228369260-10-3
YAHOOOOO!!!
>>222836956bold predictionwhat if a plane crashes into the stadium both timeswon't be any balls kicked then
>>222836926Hopefully Canada and France lose. Hate em both
car alarm blaring outsideshould be illegal
>>222836983in that scenario it's possible the man may not kick the ball
>>222836918fast & curious
worth a watcho?
>>222836930>>222836973
nose is full of schmuckus, slime and grime
>>222837013it was ok
>>222836857Dirty Dancing?
>>222837013>directed by curry barkerwhy the fuck is his name curry barker
>>222837013went to see it last night in an empty theater, it was good, worth it
>>222837033
sad little boy ruining his life
>>222837040looks a bit brown
>>222837040westoids are such prudesin china we just do this
>>222836490screaming, there was an australian plastic paddy on here last week
>>222837040she was only 22 (twenty-two) years old
>>222837061
>>222836926dont think even nostradomus could possibly predict the outcome of these two surely
>im just a 22 year old girl :( just a kid bro!!pathetic zoomers lmfao
dont nwathc films naymor ebecause i jsut got so calcifeid in my brian. my brain just melted and i s made for scorliing brit. can only watch gamse but not play it
annihilate feminoids
>>222837040would be beaten to a pulp here
have they changed the recipe of pepseh max cherrehit seems to have a much stronger cherreh flavour
Some decent deals at Gamestation
>>222837093
>>222837112I hope you're not suggesting they had sub-maximum cherry flavour prior to this.
just put some socks on x
>>222837051scromitting
>>222837124no no the max refers to maximum sugar
insane amount of BAMEs near me these daysit was like 98% white before covid
>>222837114vgh, sovl
wish I was a morningperson
>>222837140you a blind slug nibba
they need to invent rorke but with jungle ryhtym
post idea:
>>222837140
Is there a way to gain like 10p a day?
basically just spambots here now
>>222837186no need to re-invent the wheel, just add the missing ingredient
>>222837209crawling around train stations looking for coins
>>222837159instead you're a boringperson!!!!
>>222837209yeah but first you gotta gain a clue
band name idea: BAMEs in the Band
Jenna Coleman is quite fit
>>222837220nigga name rodney
>>222837220>bus hits a bump (in scarborough so likelyhood is about 85%) >food flies everywhere
i have low test but get erections just looking at women and also masturbate 5 times a daywhat gives?
>>222837253grow up
mad how china has 1 billion people but still can't find 11 that are good at kicking a ball
>>222837253>i have low testdid you check your levels?
don't really have anything to say
>>222837265that lowers your testosterone >>222837284no but i am 100% sure. i have a feminine body and can't build muscle
not mad not mental
>>222837266not allowed to use shaolin powers in FIFA im afraid
>>222837266They probably do they're just stuck dragging molten metal in a 20 foot wooden shackAll of this shit is self selected, especially at youth level when the ones who grow up the fastest tend to do better (see our national team) and people who would have been better do other shit.
the human league - WXJL tonight (1980)
imagine being paralysed from the neck downwould probably be a bit shit
mad how today you can have any question you want answered instantly by the internetimagine if you wanted to know something in 1990, you'd have to go and read a book
>>222837302>i have a feminine body and can't build muscleyou working out?
SoyimWokimRorkim
>>222837331Who created the universe?Not any question is it pal.
Good morning team, having a cup of tea
all normal people should be blown up
>>222837366dumb ass cat
>>222837366how does this worksurely the illusion wouldn't work from the cat's perspective
genuinely despise americans
>>222837344yes i still do for years and diet well too but i am just naturally petite
teeing up catberg and just pure booting its head off between the sticks in rugby world cup final
can't imagine a woman ever deciding she wants to have children with me
>>222837394it doesn't. it only works from a particular angle. most of the time cats don't like new items in the house.
>>222837419ktim!
>>222837403Same, we should cut our ties with the US and rebuild our ties with Europe
>>222837404do you follow some program or just winging it?
>>222837403gonna cry poofboy? LOL
>>222837430the opposite of runtscran
I'm English :)
>>222837430*cups hands in mouth*soyboyyyyyy
>>222837366obvious AI
>>222837378cat was trying to save dog>>222837441yes i've been through this a million times. did you train enough? did you do hypertrophy? did you do squats and deadlifts and isolation and rear glute spreads? did you enough protein? were you sleeping 8 hours? yes to all of the above. some people are genetic deadends.
>>222837438would be easier if we hadnt pointlessly given sir keir the boot
>>222837450bizarre lie
>>222837441Started with Greyskull now I'm doing some Reddit PPL routine
>>222837368I bought some cat food from Aldi but one of the packets was inflated and smelled terrible. It must have been rotten. Can you give me a refund or replacement?
I'm white, english, male, heterosexual and not only am I not ashamed of this, I'm positively proud!
Why do we let tards out in public to throw toddlers off of roofs or into crocodile pits
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lark_(person)Are you a Lark?
>>222837492good goal tbf
>>222837302>i have a feminine body and can't build muscle*shags you*
>>222837505leftypol says you can't put them in cages anymore
>>222837492not that impressive i could do the same
>>222837492one of the worst refball games i have ever seen and it HAD to be argentina
>>222837485You have to go back to the store and tell them. ALDI have a no quarrel policy for refunds below £10 so we just refund it without needing to see a receipt or anything
just a lonely loser runt. that's me/ IM A YOUNG MAN FOR GODS SAKE. A YOUNG MANNNNNN ON A SATURDAY GORMLESS
just don't believe I'm actually going to dieother people do that, not me
>>222837541when are you going to get a real job?
>>222837541Good policy tbfThis is why I shop at ALDI
>>222837549i was born 200 years ago and i'm still here so
What are we getting?
>>222837541It is in the bin though. Do they not check things before they put them on shelves?
ill be so mad if i dont die
>>222837538messi is basically fifa's mascot
>>222837565what were the pub seshes like in the victorian times lad?
>>222837470there's nothing wrong with those questions, a lot of people don't figure out what they are missing years after they start, everyone is different>>222837476nice well at least you are working out and not being sedentary, it would be good to go do a blood panel and see if there's any deficiency and address it if needed
>>222837567lemme get a waffle
>>222837567what is the USP of waffle house that made them succesful
>>222837567the breakfast
>>222837544haha so glad im not you. im a 34 year old but my time has come and gone, you see. You're actively wasting your prime years minute by minute on this website lmfao
>>222837567One fist fight please
no one was going to watch cabo verde vs. egypt
>>222837614waffles probably
>>222837605that second lad wasn't me lmaoi could do a blood test but there's very little it would tell me. if it my test was low i wouldn't go on TRT because i want to keep my hair, and if it wasn't low then... i'm in the same situation
>>222837108Her?
hernialad herewas complaining about my hernia a few weeks agothe medication and diet seems to made it significantly less inflamedwon't be needing surgery just yet
>>222837567Cheesesteak and cheese eggs breakfast
/brit/ now has an official MySpace page
>>222837614Speed of service, around the clock availability in areas where that would otherwise not be provided, good food
>>222837541Not satisfied with this response. Can you get your manager please?
>>222837650Rorke suspiciously not on the top 8 friends
>>222837653I have asked this before and she doesn't have the headset at home because she doesn't care about her job
>>222837567biscuits and gravydouble hashbrowns covered, chunked and countryand a large orange juice
>>222837653scr
i'll have a CHEESE BISCUIT
is £35 for a mcdonalds order for one human man too much
gonna watch the sheep detectivescurious what these sheeps get up to
why isn't anyone replying to me!?
to be fair American breakfast is ridiculously tasty used to go Ihop all the time when I was staying with the American ex
>>222837699Stop for a second and think about the proper food you could buy for 35 quid
>>222837699Quite a bit lmao
>>222837699thats just a double cheese meal nowadays
>>222837701I'm watching it now. the policeman guy from succession has a good English accent
>>222837637wasn't gonna suggest T anyway, from the blood panel you can identify if you have some mineral or whatever deficiency, maybe vitamin D3 or whatever and those play a major role in muscle development >>222837638lel
>>222837715we both know you're lying
>>222837699on his birthday, no
somalis are the quintessential biomass race, a group of people who have provided literally nothing positive to the world
>>222837739about what
>>222837715you lived in the usa and you failed
>>222837699depends on how much stuff costs >>222837713sup cody
>>222837699Depends. Did you betray your country and use a delivery app or did you walk into the restaurant with your head held high and order at the counter Whitely?
i asked for no pickles and they gave me the fucking mcpickle pounder
>>222837742that is basically every nation outside europe tbf
>>222837713hi >_<
>>222837742what have you contributed
he sits there complaining about immigrants all day, very productive member of the race
just viakal'd the 'throom
>>222837767Jeetmed you are higher than Somalis if that offers any solace
>>222837770and you sit there complaining about wacists
My McDonalds order from 10 years ago? Big Mac menu large fries and a cokedouble cheeseburger and 6 wings (yes we have wings here) and additional small fries>>222837742what about bananas and rice?
>>222837742they were very good nautically. good navigators and traders for thousands of years. Maalim Ibrahim corrected english explorer Thomas Roe's nautical map of the Indian Ocean, showing him his own more accurate high quality map drawn on parchment
>>222837745it does happen
>>222837780so nothing at all either how curious
>>222837790mcwings?!
>>222837790Do you think she does "things" with her stump....
>>222837786
>>222837795i have learned something new
toiling tonight and can't watch the mexicans destroy england
today i feela gay
>>222837786i don't complain about anyone because i am the master of my own fatedon't blame my problems on other people you see i am in total and utter control
might go to lesotho
>>222837819knew you'd have no response to that one lol
>>222837844you also might just sit there in your smeggy bedroom doing nothing
>>222837803yeah, they were never crispy but the seasoning and taste was super addicting >>222837809definitely
considering getting into bread making
THEY'VE DONE US
>>222836261/gif/ gets so mad when someone makes an amwf thread
>>222837840billionaire are you then?
>>222837855i'm already at the airport
>>222837860Looks like a farting bum!!!!
>>222837860do it
it is one thing to be racist and make some racist posts from time to timeit is another thing entirely to spend every day making unprompted racist posts here that is mental illness
>>222837871no you're not. stop lying
>>222837866/gif/ is the lowest iq board on 4chan it's full of genuine spastics
we at /brit/ support CANADA in their match against morocco today
>>222837886reminds me of this
>>222837903i look like that
a true individualist wouldn't care that people are being racist
>it is one thing to be racist and make some racist posts from time to time>it is another thing entirely to spend every day making unprompted racist posts here >that is mental illness
>>222837930why notits boring
>>222837916overproofed
>>222837896once you spend time on any board you'll realise it's the same recycled "jokes", derailing every conversation by talking about BBC, trannies, or women, and general coping with their pathetic lives
>>222837916ideal female body
make a new before the mexican
>>222837935he's right though and he's done you
>>222837950Most posts are boring, you react negatively specifically to racists because you are spiritually libtard cattle conditioned by a pathologically antiracist society.
>>222837860>>222837886peng>>222837916grim
>>222837993>>222837993
>>222837974nah
tantrum
>>222837266India has 1.5 billion and haven't qualified for the WC in almost 80 years, lad, they're also the single worst Olympic nation of the planet. It's hilarious, how unathletic they are.
