ITT: /int/ in 1776
>>222839071We won! That means no more taxes ever, right!? right?
>>222840371? Sarah Hemmings was a 14 year old girl, not a grown ass woman thougheverbeit
>>222840407who the fuck is Sarah Hemmings
What the heck is a kilometer?
>>222839071>Washington already lost long islandI fucking warned all of you not to trust these freemasons, but you fell for the psyop anyways. I, for one, am looking forward to getting a qt 3.14 Pennsylvania Dutch gf after England puts all their """"men""" in camps.
>>222840440https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_HemingsThomas Jefferson's pedophilia. Also why he has black descendants today.
>>222840407>racemixing ephebophileWas Jefferson the most /int/ president?
>>222839071In 1777 the duchy I would nowadays live in (on the right side of the river Rhine to the top) became a part of the Electoral Palatinate of Bavaria (Kurpfalz Bayern), which itself was an amalgamation of several different statelets, dynasties and their cadet branches.
we should start killing each other and taxing ourselvesalso import tons of immigrants and let women vote
it's finally over. now we can get to work on making a South African the world's first trillionaire.
Oh life is good as a bourgeois. Those peasants will never protest and violently behead me in public in a few years.
>>222840473>dusty irrelevant backwater Ottoman province
>>222840489>>222840371that wasn't till later, lol. Jefferson's wife was still alive and breathing in 1776. she died a good six years later after which he started porking his slaves.
>>222840156t. posting from Kansas or some other place that's just a wilderness with nobody living in it in 1776
>>222840885I mean, it's comfy here. I doubt that any European power will ever bother with this place
my ancestors are farming in Pennsylvania and probably mostly speak German
>>222839071*inhales*MMMMMMMWWAAAAAAHHHHHHWAHWHWAHHMMMMMWAAAH
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>>222841350The Sejm today voted to hold a 50 cannon salute in honor of Her Majesty Catherine II.
Fuck the pope!
>>222841297your ancestors were picking cotton in South Carolina speaking ebonics
I had not asked for this terrible war. I was always loyal to my king. My nephew Daniel enlisted in Washington's army and died of dysentery.
>>222840156There were no tumbleweeds in America in the 1700s
>>222840407Well black girls DO grow up faster
>>222841731we found a Loyalist. come on, Nathaniel! get the pot of pitch and let's tar and feather him!
>>222841477>ebonics>rap music>1700sbrainletwojak.avi
>>222841783>blapipo now magically go through puberty faster than hwites. wypipo really gas them up even though they believe they're "superior" to blacks
My fellow Vermonters, New York and New Hampshire are being retarded. We need to become our own sovereign state pretty soon since the colonies can't get it together on their own.Also, I'm just a humble sheep farmer but why again are we importing thousands of negros for light farm labor? In fact, isn't slavery in general kind of for slothful sodomite wretches?We should write something about that into our constitution.
>>222839071French king gave me a noble title, finally the future of my family is looking bright.
Aggh, who'd have thought a musket ball to the crotch could be so painful?
>>222840474fortunately the army got away intact as Howe prefers to loaf in New York with his mistress rather than chase after us
it's time to finaly open up my restaraunt and ill call it 6yes, it's still open
>London was limited in how much resources they could devote to the war in America. Troops had to be left to garrison restive Ireland and the Royal Navy could not pull too many vessels from home waters or else France would take advantage to invade the UK. Cross-Atlantic communications were slow and orders took weeks to cross the ocean, often being outdated by the time they got to America. The colonies lacked sufficient food supplies and much of the British army's food had to be transported from the home country via ship, but it was often spoiled or ruined by poor storage along the way.
>>222842650at this point you're just Quebec and Anglo Canada doesn't exist until homeless Loyalists fuck off there after the war
Maryland saw essentially no fighting in the war and Baltimore was the one major city of the colonies not occupied by the British.
>>222842595t. some bumfuck Austrian province
>>222842508>we lost but they didn't kill ALL of usThe state of indietard cope. Give it a fortnight and you'll be pledging allegiance to the crown again.
Slaves for sale! Slaves for sale!
>>222843511I...I want weak bladder slave lady...only because discount...I promise I will only beat and work her and not marry her in the privacy of my home...
La France me manque. Je n’aurais jamais dû déménager ici. >>222843511Hello, good sir. I’m in search for 3 field negroes and 2 house negroes.
On my way to settle the Upper California before the Russians take our clay
>>222839071Açlıktan ölüyorum, isyan etmek isteyen var mı?
