ingrid engen edition
Ok but is Olise English
Mad how I'm more handsome, intelligent, athletic and charming than literally all of you isn't it.
/brit/ is fucking depressing why don't you all post something funny for once
UK bans speakers who dare suggest that europe should remain european, but yes, racist billionaires are the ones in charge
tried playing EU5. trying to find the fun in it
>>222848960
>Revealed: Nigel Farage secretly funded by convicted criminalOver status: it's
>>222848910
>>222848968You've got the wrong type of autism, I reckon.
what's going on with the 2026 Écône consecrations
>>222848964Mad that she gets banned from the UK but that Egyptian lad who made no secret of his desire to harm British people gets welcomed back with open arms.
>>222848935Cool it with the philosophical questions mate
https://youtu.be/QPMTyo4wBOI?si=Jg09qH60rx11XpDC
our best fits scare niggas
>>222848988Not mad at all when you consider who rules the financial system
DC and once again VR oh yes
sir rape bastard
Oh say can you see
any poo pan pin
i am fading
would quite like to do sex on an foid
Building equity
>>222848988Yeah fuck white people though innit. This wouldn't happen if you weren't a bunch of spineless cowards who make excuses for wog murderers and literally try to blame the victim everytime one of your own people is murdered/raped/exploited, it's really that simple. In a democracy, why WOULDN'T the establishment abuse you?
Today I feel Paraguayan
so why were you holding her hand
i'll be a 37 year old virgin in 2 months lads
they should reboot the jeremy kyle show
Is Deschamps a good manager or did he just stumble into the best team in the world? Could Ian Holloway lead this France team to a world cup win for example
>>222849062Oh yeah? *rapes you*
>>222849052youll do nothing
>>222849062Nothing wrong with that, lad.Canslad is a 73 year old virgin in a month :)
i am drowninghelp me to breathe
reading Michael Olise's wikipedia page and i still don't get the part where becomes french
>>222849075Frick yeah
when are the fireworks going off in america
>>222849077Gareth Southgate got England to two finals and can't get a job in club football, it's a meme novelty format
>>222849052you'll do nothing
>>222849101So he's English?
>>222849100and you don't seem to understand
katie why did you have to rope.I would have loved you, we could have done lovely things together like watch every world cup game and spend all day on 20 year old imageboards.
>>222849121he was born and raised here but somehow plays for france because his mother is half french
>>222849101He went to the same secondary school as me. Yes this is doxxable info. Yes you'll do nothing.
>and then rorke said and leftypol said and then cody said and then I said I said rorke saidwill you shut the fuck up
>>222849131So being born in England makes someone English?
sir 24 year old virginthat is me
>>222849141yes
Me? Went to shackleton primary school in the late 2000s and early 2010s. Yes this is doxxable info, you'll do nothing
It's really crazy how people kill themselves because you will never have another life, you don't get another try for all eternity. Such a shame to end it really isn't it
Mad how Argentina invaded us within my parents' lifetime and we're all meant to be like "haha good at football aren't they what about the little fella eh"
>>222849128join her
I'm an evil incel vampire
>>222849161Literally doesn't though does itNot even being Rorkean
>>222849179I don't see any dead people complaining
cherki would easily unlock this defense
>>222849201Why not? Do your parents both have to be from England? Or grandparents? How far back to you arbitrarily need to go?
>>222849087>>222849111>Peak white courage
>>222849201sounds a bit rorkean
haha love that lil Messi fella, nuke buenos aires
>>222849221being born in china to white parents doesn't make you chinese does it?
Benedict Arnold 1741-1801Referring to his continental uniform"Let me die in the old uniform in which I fought my battles for freedom. May God forgive me for putting on any other."
great grandad was welsh so i'm welsh
>>222848964Yes they are. Why are you even sarcastic about it? Who the fuck else would be in charge? Bill Gates conducting all the HPV jab experiments in indian girl orphanages was surely made out of a deep appreciation of the human nature we all share. Fucking retard.
>>222849180who has the time or energy to spend seething at things that happened 40 years ago, i find it very third world coded.>>222849179i agree with you, but sometimes people feel that something went wrong in their lives and it has no fixing.
>>222849261
Be quiet, an Irishman is trying to speak
>great grandparentsBorn in Greece>grandparentsBorn in England >parentsBorn in Romania>childBorn in englandIs the child English?
>>222849164>Went to shackleton primary school in the late 2000s and early 2010si'll do somethingfeel unending despair that there's literal children posting herego out son, don't waste your youth here, don't make my mistakes
great great grandad was on the mayflower
scousers are no good
>>222849230youll spend your whole life waiting for a big man to do something for you and wonder why nothing changed
>>222849277My great grandad was an Italian American wop GI who settled in the UK after WW2 and spaffed in my great nan. Kek.
>>222849305Not me but lots of people find time to hate us for things that happened literally 500 years ago
great grandson will be born on mars, lil green fella
>>222849216what if it's because they're dead?
Remember to top-up your TV license
>>222849277welshlad.. you lied to us..
>>222849331And what will you do, lad? Enlighten me.
Even the keeper is black
>>222849358>licenseFOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E65rNkrt_UU
so erm, one of the pubs near me is having a 4th of july nightBasedBudweiser is half price
Right but there's no way Aston Villa legend Thomas Hitzlsperger gets this job if he doesn't like cocks and bums is there
>>222849326I'm in my 20s lad you're just ancient and didn't feel time go by
>>222849012Except the financial system exists to support any existing industry and is an industry unto itself, since western capitalism turned to generating profit from financial speculation. But please, enlighten us, who are the main stockholders and customers of HSBC, Barclays, who is in control of the European Bank and how big pharma and the weapons industry collude with banks and who is behind it. And I want race, not religion.
Christmas soon
>>222849393He's a better pundit than Giroud
>>222849144ktim
>>222849398>you're just ancientdust in the wind
>>222849408howl
>>222849408I also saw this on Reddit. Just like most webms I see here. Does 4chan have an original bone in its body?
>>222849408scream
>>222849408looks like a young mohammed ziaudin yusufgoing to believe this is his childhood
sucking a birra
>>222849180>Argentina invaded usThey did yeah? You remember when your granny was trying to buy fruit at the super market and the argentinian soldier was like inspecting her for her papers? Jola seniorita, por favor sus papeles
>>222848968Waiting till paradox fix their game
wow football is boring. how do you mongs actually manage to sit through 90 minutes of this?
>>222849465ok
sir tactical foul
>>222849338Are you Tony Iommi's son?
heeey makelele
>>222849363nothing and neither will you
>oh n-
>>222849322Rorke ignoring this because his logic, as usual, is retarded
every girl wants pixar nose these days
the black men that chose to be french are beating the black men that chose to be paraguayan
Irish niggas spending 364 days a year complaining about America then putting on a cowboy hat and waving a little American flag as soon as it can be perceived as anti-English
my great grandad was a farmer in the familly farm and did well for himself, then the great depression happened and it all went to hell.
>>222849517if you were a little senegalese fella born in paris who would you represent
>>222849471Usually just post on 4chan.com and look up when the commentators get loud
HAHA LADS, WHICH TEAM IS THE AFRICAN ONE, AM I RIGHT? DO I FIT IN FELLAS? WHAT? THERE'S NO ADRICAN TEAMS PLAYING TONIGHT?
>>222849537If he was born in Paris then he would play for France
>>222849471not watching the game rn, but cape verde vs argentina was intense, you missed quite a lot lad.
smashing my coochie with a hammer
>>222849493Son of Greg
>>222849338come home american man
>>222849291this wog lover thinks he's fighting the power lol
>>222849516life imitates art
>>222849128It's not right
olise's dad is nigerian and his mum is an algerian born in england (with french nationality achieved as an adult)that's how he's eligible to play for france
i've got brain problems
>living on a prayer is playingFuck me, lads. You cannot make this shite up
something about this french football team that's very unlikeable
>>222849552May want to look at some of the other squads there pal
>>222849584incel fatigue
social democrats are the real fascists, they should all be hanged.
>>222849587https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o
olise was 14 in the 2018 world cup and saw england lose to croatia and france go on to win it all. that is when he decided his allegiance
>>222849567Do you even know Tony Iommi?>>222849572Yeah ,great argument there. Sure shut you up with facts didn't I you spastic? Because deep down you love Bill Gates, you idolise him
*covers mouth*hello I love you
dembele
Went on holiday to Malta for ten days and got called up by the national team
>>222849573based jake
the paraguay shithouse tactics are very entertaining. probably all for nought but better than rolling over for these cunts
i'm alone
Did you know that Paraguay once banned non-race mixed marriages? The horror
>>222849580How is his dad Nigerian? Was he born there?How was his mum Algerian? Was she born there?
i'm here
nth for the holodem
Catbergs are chasing eachother
>>222849590"there is freedom of speech, but i cannot guarantee freedom after speech" - kylian mbappé
the 2 minutes of jogging followed by 2 minutes of walking and repeat routine going well
Mad how a made-up country like Paraguay has 100x the pride of ancient European nationsReally makes you think
>>222849687ominous
>>222849571Is that Louisiana? Unrionically where he and his family was from, kek. A lot of them went to prison for being involved in race riots too. Chip off the old block me.
hi <3
not watching the bix fixture by if France don't get a goal by half time they are washed and will go out and England will win the whole thing and we will all get government funded gfs before the end of 2026
>>222849408Cucurella yeeting
>>222849708With jews you ....
Mpepe
just had me one of them wanks that took so long my jeb end is itching under my foreskin
>>222849726why is it such a big deal to pay for a telly license, jesus.
I believe the British empire was a force for good
fart on black people
hi are u okay
>>222849742Always get a little friction burn on my foreskin me
>>222849655>>222849322Rorke ignoring this because his logic, as usual, is retarded
why are they so smelly and loud
America put four past these
>>222849778who? rural people?
>>222849726>maybe they have a life
Why do I run faster than my dog?
Leftypol casually dropping the R-bomb
>>222849322Greek
trying to get high i think these gummys are duds
Pooing in a niggers mouth
>>222849785probably because paraguay thought they could win so they didn't play a low block and left more openings for a team theu underestimated. but I guess you're just a casual
>>222849785Group stage games are different to knockout. Less at stake. You can easily afford to lose your first game in this format
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpvGs7-X1X4might play some X-COM ufo defense
Obviously I want to play for England in the next World Cup, but if Ireland, Scotland, Jersey, Guernsey or whoever calls me up I would consider it.
>>222849817start doing this
>>222849753
lol
gay porn time
>>222849815The great great grandparents were born in England
>>222849831Why he black tho
>>222849823>Guernseyblud in a 4-3-3 with John who runs the Post Office and a cow
>>222849831Top kek. Englanistan eternally btfo
>>222849778billionaire propaganda
>>222849831jej
>>222849831kino
>>222849831that's us done then
i thought the frogwogs were supposed to be good at football
Is it easier to fuck welsh lass or a british lass as a black person?
JFs baiting me into supporting Woke England
>>222849400Lol.I thought you lot were paddystinians these days
>>222849831
corr just completed good poo
>>222849816lmao nigga you probably bought some cbd gummies
rorke staring gormlessly at gay porn for 50 hours straight before finally remarking that it might be gay porn
>>222849842Were they always English then? Brits born in India during colonial times didn't become Indian, you have guys like Richard Dawkins who was born in Kenya but no one thinks of him as Kenyan
>>222849891wish I was a girl
>>222849891phwoar would shag her mouf
>>222849851If they call me up and it looks like I'm going to be excluded from the England squad I will play for Guernsey. I've got to consider my legacy.
>>222849891i'd like to masturbate in front of her
>>222849635Blud needs to take the game by the scruff. Just let him take blooters till he scores. Mbappe can occupy all men
>>222849898Congratulations on the bowel movement
Paraguayan niggas be like:>Yeah let's just defend what they gonna do about it
>>222849902Why not? Was he raised in England?
Forgot to take creatine so getting it in now, hope I can actually sleep later
>>222849900i specifically did notit might be that in which case i have been lied to which is a crime under the consumer rights act 2015
big Meeks is talking*mutes the TV*
bring back witch burning
>>222849955i find him funny
>>222849831If Marcus Rashford gets sacrificed tomorrow to the sun god in an ancient Aztec ritual, are United on the hook for his wages?
>>222849945should report that asapthat being said don't eat too many cause they might kick in all at once lol
>>222849831kek
>>222849831Mexico is being carried by an afro-colombian tho
>>222849917looks like she enjoys gagging on it
>>222849955Is big meeks English?
>>222849902Used to work with a guy who was born in Rhodesia and he was legit giga Chad despite being 50 something.
>>222849926phwoarpropa gud kittington diss wunhairfta be sed
>>222849932Here's an easy answer. I don't care about Europeans (not those of a particular Indian caste who've been wandering around for a few hundred years)
>>222849979clearly not
Belfast? More like Belinmeass
Hitzlsperger disappointed his invitation to work with Micah Richards on the BBC didn't mean what he thought
imagine never being high before and you take a full bag of dodgy gummies that are 10x stronger than thcyou'd get yourself sectioned and put in a medically induced coma as fast as possible
>>222849979yeah
>>222849979Yes
>>222849932From the age of 8, here's another British bloke born in Kenya - Chris Froome clearly as African as Ngubu
>>222849992Why not
>>222849655do you have autism?
>>222850006You'd literally just fall asleep, don't be a retard. I turned an oz and 1/2 of AVB into biscuits once and ate them all - I just slept for like 22 hours and then was a bit groggy the next day
>>222850033black
Terry Butcher is Singaporean
i dont understand the racists in this thread, in your childhood in the 90s, were there no minorities in your school? would you not consider them english?
whats the best elliott smith album? i like either/or and the self titled the most
>>222850006isn't going to happen stop trying to scare me
>>222850006first time i ever smoked weed was on a night out with people i'd only just met and we all did MDMA earlier (was my first time doing mdma too)as we were about to go back to the airbnb they asked me if i ever smoked weed before and i lied and said yes then they handed me a joint of pungent skunk and i was smoking it like a cigarettehad the most nightmareish bad trip you could ever imagine, shit was so strong i had amnesia for a lot of the night, was just going in and out of black outsnot sure if it did permanent damage to my menthol elves it probably did
>>222850025So he is English because he was born in Kenya but raised here since he was 8?Does that mean if someone born in Latvia moved to England when they were 8 they would be English?
>>222850053Few Pakis who didn't really consider themselves EnglishNo blacksWe have to go back
>>222850071it's a case by case basisi understand it's difficult because you have autism but not everything is black or white
>>222850068it's for your own good to be scared
>>222850006I ate a 10mg edible last night after not having done any sort of weed for like 3 years and it was a good timethink if i'd done any more than that i'd have freaked the fuck out though
How do you guys feel how the Mexicans are treating the bong team rn? If the match was hosted in America against us we wouldn't have been as rude
>>222850058has to be either/or for me as it is the only one i've listened to
>>222850092just banter innit. nothing wrong with it
The only Hamas I like is Sabra.
>>222850071He's English because his family is English, the people in Kenya would have considered him a foreigner, an Englishman, because that's what he isThe Latvian is Latvian
might purchase some jewels
>>222850092Completely normal and expectedWill be funny if it turns us against Mexicans though as we currently have no strong opinion or vaguely positive feelings towards them
>>222850095
>>222850053Absolutely zero. I had one friend from Sicily who was constantly having an identity crisis. They all have to go back>>222850058
>>222850114he loves apples
>>222850126identity crisis about what
going to bed now to permanently rape my own arsethere's nothing you can do to stop me
>>222850095Get them in NHS hospitals pronto
might just go for a shower and shag my own arse
>>222850082>it's a case by case basisWell how convenient for you Rorke. What a stroke of luck!
Yo no te prometí nunca te prometí serte fiel...
>>222850137He was a victim of identity theft
>>222850092I'd probably respect Mexicans more if the whole squad was murdered and multiple fans were. Football fans are as bad as journalists and politicians.
>>222850053Indian kids always considered themselves Indian in my primary school, area had a fair number of recent immigrants from there so I think their parents would put them in the us/them mindset
is Thomas Tuchel English?
>>222850146It would have been a funnier joke if you set the amount to $1
>>222850053You don't understand how much this country has changed in 30 years. It's gone from 99 percent to 70 percent in many areas. My own is barely 50 percent at this point and you wouldn't see a single one
Right they're actually asking Tuchel about Jarrell QuansahIt's so over
this paraguayan team are rather ugly
I'm not English. It's not a bad thing, I'm something else. But I speak English. My sensibilities are English. I carry a British passport in my breast pocket.But I'm not English, I'm something else.
>>222850095>poured alcohol into open woundsyeah?
>>222850137Whether he was white. He clearly wasn't. Kek.
>>222850184jizz all over those jugs
>>222850137Same one you have about not really being irish
>>222850194Welsh
>>222850184obese
>>222850053I grew up in the rural midwest and didn't meet a black person irl till i was like 14 i have friends from different races now though, sometimes i'm kinda surprised i didn't end up in some kind of racist militia like some of peers did
>>222850193They are native Indian people from the mountains of Latin America. That's just kind of how they look
I saw a filipino looking bird with the pengest arse . an arse so pengo I contemplated a shag with it
Beat my dad in a game of ping pong earlier
looks like there's some great comedy available on iplayer
My gran passed away tonight
>>222850230that was a man :/
Pete Doherty looking literally 70 years old there
>>222850237completely pointless postkill yourself incel
>>222850252scrom
>>222850240f, my grandad died yesterdayx
rip granberg
0240(You) bait
>>222850153how am i rorke i'm saying the opposite of what rorke would say
Today were celebrate the day when a small band of heroic freedom fighters struck a mighty blow against the cruel tyrant that oppresses them, and the evil empire he wields as a broadsword.
them boys poppin mad noisegon get what they ask for
>>222850262Sorry for your loss
>>222850240I'm sorry lad :(. May she Rest In Peace
>>222850184ugly fat midget.>>222850225ever been to a rodeo?>>222850240im sorry to hear that, were you close with her?
>>222850240sorry to hear that ladmine passed last year and my mom took it harder than the rest of us. keep your family close
my car's top speed is about 170 units of measurement per unit of measurement
they're going after the washington monument. on today of all days
How do you make a manual car accelerate fast?
>>222850239wouldn't know as i don't pay the licence fee
>>222850225Absolutely runt aren't you, lad, pathetic.
First thing I'll do when my mum dies is post ok 4chan
>>222850151video?
>>222850284>were you close with her?yeah, i pushed her down the stairs!
>>222850199many such cases
>>222850290start in a low gear and change up when you're nearly red lining the poor thing
If football didn't exist South America would be completely irrelevant
>>222850262RIP Grandad x
I thought the world cup stadiums were going to be empty and ICE would murder tourists?
oh but we had some good times together didnt we lads?
Im white and my gf is whiteThe libtards and rightoids hate this!
>>222850328
My parents moved here when I was 7 but I'm not English, never considered myself English/British and never will. Plan IS to go back and it will happen later this year if all goes well. Won't say which country and I never for a moment considered getting a British passport even when brexit happened (didn't vote, it's a British decision so wouldn't have been right to do so).Find it a bit weird when I see cases of "yeah I moved to England when I was 10 (or older) and have a passport now, I'm British" I mean eh? you have a piece of paper, unless you were a sort of britboo who always wanted that then I can understand
Commentator doing the temperature in Fahrenheit because it's hot
shaking my arse for a TV licence
>>222850284my grandpa actually worked as a rodeo clown in his 20s, but he saw how terribly the rodeo animals are treated so he made his kids and grandkids promise to never go to one. he's not even an animal rights person, like he eats meat and has farm animals, he's just opposed to rodeos on principal, which ig i can't blame him
>>222850335At least tell us your skin colour
I kissed a willy and I like itthe taste of his cum on my lips
>>222850327If only....
>>222850240rip, gran <3
>>222850361White but not ghostly pale like Brits desu, won't say where from exactly
>>222850320how can you say that, what about all our other contributions to the world.
>>222850320Hey they play Cricket and Rugby too
Like to go fishing with my dad and play ping pong with him and go get a beer with himFeel bad for people who grew up without dads tbqhwyl
WHERE'S THE FUCKING NEW
>>222850437I have a dad we just don't like each other
got my AC exhaust vent pointed straight at europe
>>222850053maybe 2 or 3 in primary school but none in secondary school because they don't send their kids to mixed gender schools
>>222850453up ur mums arse m8
>>222850240Grandpa howling
