>17-year-old British boy declared braindead after falling from Halandri hotel balcony>A kiosk employee has been arrested for allegedly selling alcohol to the teenagers after they showed a fake driving licence. The 17-year-old was in Greece on holiday with his family.https://en.protothema.gr/2026/07/03/17-year-old-british-boy-declared-braindead-after-falling-from-halandri-otel-balcony/
>>222852676>The blood of the heroes is closer to God than the ink of the philosophers and the prayers of the faithful
>>222852676Brits are to balconies as Indians are to trains
>kiosk employee has been arrestedhow was he supposed to know it was fake
Good riddance.>>222852714
>>222852676You have understand that medium sized windows and above are banned in Britain due the threat of people falling out of them. He would have never encountered such a window, or a balcony... You can hardly blame the kid
I...must...jump...
>>222852676>17-year-old British boy declared braindeadIn related news, he also fell off a balcony!
>>222852676Where's all the bri'ish isekais that start wwith the Nigel-Barry's getting a visit from Balcony-kun?
>>222852870
>>222852743they probably have to scan it with something nowadays
>>222852676Imagine being that poor wagie
>>222853053This is why I don't work
>>222853513Based Diogenes.
I never understood the memes about Brits falling out of balconies in Spain until I saw this pic
>>222852700lol
>>222852700We are the skeet of the scum, we carry the flame.
>>222852714Did brits learn that from indians during the colonial period or did indians learn from their british masters?
>>222853905Indians have been obsessed with being crushed by large objects for thousands of years
>>222852700what a fucking retard holy shit
>>222852700AI
>>222852676KEK
>>222853676wdymthat's rio
>>222852870Kek>>222852714Someone post that apu
I still have full faith in Deano and the lads but this is not a good start to the 2026 season
>>222852676>>222852714>>222852758>>222852870>>222852943>>222853008>>222855359a 17 year old boy dies and a bunch of evil subhuman autistic foreigners get excited about it because they've got a bitter inferiority complex against the people who gave them the language they speak and the world wide web they speak it onyou are pathetic and genuinely unfunny foreign creatures with broken lives
>>222853905>CNDo not redeem full AAR plate bloody bastard bitch train.
>>222852870lmao
>>222852870German Humor dropped harder than Nazi bombs on London, KWAB!>>222856511>a 17 year old boy dies and a bunch of evil subhuman autistic foreigners get excited about it because they've got a bitter inferiority complex against the people who gave them the language they speak and the world wide web they speak it on>you are pathetic and genuinely unfunny foreign creatures with broken livesBoo fucking hoo, nigel.
>>222852870i love you guys
>>222854007I have this great hypothesis, that these ancient civilizations needed to have some kind population culling going in order to survive without regularly collapsing from famines. You see human sacrifice happening all around the world from the Inca empire to the Viking age. Somehow I think this behavior got encoded into their DNA due to living in prosperous landscapes for millennia. As a whole, the civilization benefits from a certain percentage of people yeeting themselves.
>>222856633see, you're a worthless subhuman from the most evil backwards country on the planetyou freaks don't have humour or banter it's literally always the same thing>autistic unfunny comment>frog picture >hahaha so funny!!!!!!you're so mad we civilised all your evil shithole countries and gave you all the technology you use on a daily basis that you celebrate when children from our country in accidents. you've got no standards and no soul you're just edgy and foreign and bitter
>>222856656>i love you guysreally?
>>222856715>abloo abloo abloo BRRAAAPPPP Kek what a KWAB. Get a life, braindead bitch.
>wh*te>m*le>z**merNothing of value was lost.
>>222856822you literally have a collection of anti british images to spam in response. you are a mentally ill subhuman obsessed with my country while you seem to come from the single most barbaric and evil country that's ever existed. you are proving with every word and image how mentally ill and fucked up you subhuman foreign freaks are. Only took a bit of confrontation and you're already doing the verbal equivalent of shitting yourself for attention
>>222856890Why are you so angry, little britbro?
>>222856890>wah wah wahCry me a river, bitch.
>>222856890>wah wah wahCry me a balcony, bitch.
>>222856901foreign edgy subhuman freaks bitterly obsessed with my country excitedly celebrating when minors die in accidents don't deserve to speak my language or use technology invented by my peoplehating hypocrisy and soulless behaviour is the most civilised thing possiblehating subhumans is good actually
>>222856927I think people will double down because they enjoy your reaction and want to make you seethe even harder
>>222856511My ancestors were also British, and some of yours lived here before moving back. You didn't give me shit, Nigel.
>>222856947>I think people will double down because they enjoy your balcony and want to make you jump even harder*Ftfy.
>>222856964LOL
>>222856511Why can't poms handle bantz?
>>222852700Did he dieded?
>>222856715Banter Status: Unhandled
>>222856970>Why can't poms handle bantz?Why can't they handle the stairs?
>>222852870HALLO?
>>222856989:D
>>222856971He got isekai'd as a queue barrier at the Post Office. It's the most British class possible.>>222856985OHNONONONONONO
:D
>>222856927I don't care as I don't have any respect for coloured "things" they aren't human to me
>>222857003Imagine relaxing in the pool with your kids and some retard throws himself on the pool's edge and now your family is covered in brain and blood, your holiday you spent thousands for is ruined and your kids will be traumatized for years
>>222856915>>222856964see, not even clever or funny. without the autistic frog picture it loses all of its goofy "hahaha look the autistic humourless german said a thing! so funny! xD" quality>>222856947you freaks would spam this shit and suck each other off and pretend you're hilarious comedians if there wasn't a single brit in the thread. you're unfunny and sad and obsessed. acting like a child dying is the funniest thing ever because you're that mad about Brits>>222856996>>222857011now look at the state. only took a bit of telling you what you are and now you're autistically spamming. honestly not surprised it's the gay bavarian freak like it always is. actually really sad that one single human being has spent the last ten years or so spamming the same unfunny anti british posts for other anti british foreign freaks to fawn over for being anti british
My estimations of the British as a classy people just fucking plummeted.
>>222857025You'll get traumatized by how fucking ugly Athens is
>>222857048You're reporting every single post itt, aren't you
>>222852676Kwab
>>222857025If it's specified that it was bong that got a reunion with the bottom of the pool, no one will get traumatized. I'm sure there'll be free food for that day.>>222857048>wahhhhhhhhhAre you writing all of these on a balcony?
>>222857059Good, I'm going to do the same.
>>222857051Lol
>>222856511You arent American lil bro
>>222852870GOTTEM
>>222857051Only Americans ever thought that. They've always been flat cap wearing, teeth rotten, "oi m8 it's chewsday innit," and retarded factory wankers servicing their 1% elite.
>>222857048>retard dies a totally preventable quick deathTough shit. Life sucks and everyone dies get over it. When I was younger I also risked falling to my death while climbing, no big deal, it would have been ok anyway as sad as it sounds. Better than dying at 95yo shitting and farting your pants
>>222857072why are you this bitter about Brits? aren't you embarrassed that you've got this much of an inferiority complex? your country is being bombed back to a slightly earlier version of the stone age right now and not a soul on the planet gives a fuck, and you're pretending that we're the ones people actually want dead
>>222857048:D
>>222857128>another meltdownI'm not even bothering to read your copium, if it helps you to not continue with your meltie rants.
>>222857147>>222857128C-can't we all just get along?
>>222857157We need to get to the bottom of this question
>>222857174The answer will make a huge splash!
>>222857048TRIGGEREEEE:D
Gonna play some early in the mornin' Dwarf Fortress, brb
>>222857128
>>222857119>teeth rottenNope, how are you this fucking stupid? It's always the same with you brit-obsessed foreign subhumans, you're actually retards. You mindlesdly regurgitate american stereotypes that are much more accurate when applied to you
>>222857157>>222857174>>222857181I'm afraid the option of getting along has... jumped the shark.>>222857198>ANOTHER MELTIETeeth status: shattered.
>>222856511Nigel (actually Ranjeesh), brits hurling themselves from balconies is part and parcel of your celebrated /int/ernational culture. And to me and everybody else itt you are a foreigner as well.
>One day the great European War will come out of some damned foolish thing on the balcony.t. Otto von Bismarck
>>222857208>I'm afraid the option of getting along has... jumped the shark.But it would have a huge...impact.
>>222857213Funny image. Cute Apus.>>222857251I'm afraid the impact would cause the water to go over the bridge and our heads.
Why don't they just make parachutes for British tourists mandatory? It would save thousands of lives and millions in cleaning costs every year.
I'm afraid to look down so I'll just jump blind
>Is it a bird?>Is it a plane?>No, it's a british tourist aaaaaaaand he's dead
>England is unrivalled for two things - Balconing and Plummeting.t.Benjamin Disraeli
>>222857208I come from a country with statistically the best dental health in the world and you come from a country with statistically the worst dental health in the world. It makes no sense for you to try to use thisAnti-British foreign subhumans are stupid obsessed dishonest hypocrites who will say anything. Not respectable and not banter>>222857213You're speaking English, on the British invented world wide web, in a thread bitterly obsessing over Brits. You are the sad foreigner. I'm the only human hereOur youth are faustian and jump balconies for fun while using your countries purely for their climate. You don't understand this level of greatness and you hate us for it, I understand
The balcony Brit is falling downFalling down, falling downBalcony Brit is falling downNow he's dead!
>I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the skyOld British proverb.
>>222857342The website is hosted on my country and I'll allow it. Also these protocols are ultimately based and built off of DARPANET so pipe down
>No, they are afraid. They are afraid. I dare you, I dare you to go balconing in the West End of London after 9 o'clock of an evening wearing swimming trunks. You wouldn't do it. You know that I'm right. You wouldn't do it.
>>222857342He has a point. Prove you're a bong.Timestamp with your rotten teeth, perhaps?>>222857372>Then I slipped and waved goodbye, off the balcony to the pool nearby
>>222857342i speak american and paul baran invented internet
>>222857416The only thing offensive about the teeth posts is the hypocrisy and intellectual dishonesty and the fact that you don't care about facts or reality
>>222857454I agree, it applied back when /int/ was young but now it's just an outdated stereotype. Iran really jumped the balcony with that one.
OHNONONONONOOOOOOOOOO>>222857426>>222857426>>222857426
>>222857454>Balcony railings see a bong in Mallorca and start sweatingThe only thing offensive is pretending britishite dentistry is worse than your annual balcony speedrun.
>>222857477Okay, I'm now convinced this is a jeet trying to smear bongs. Only Indians lack this much of self awareness.
>In England the more balconies a nobleman has, the more popular he is. So long as the English are devoted to plummeting, Socialism has no chance with you.t. Otto von Bismarck>>222857342>Our youth are faustian and jump balconies for funSo you DO enjoy it when they plummet to their deaths!
>>222857527No, it's a faustian tragedyNow back to the jannies being corrupt subhuman scum
>>222857544See >>222857527You've put yourself in a corner
>>222857544>I will expose itThe enemy of Britain isn't /int/. It's gravity.
>>222857544One could say it's a horrific betrayal.
>>222857564nope, no enjoyment, just stating that we are faustian and you are not>>222857558
>>222857544He didn't die? He is just now slightly smarter than the smartest Brazilian
>>222857577Well, faust literally means selling your soul to the devil for materialistic power.No wonder all of you jump down from the balconies, eager to see Lord Lucifer that much?
This thread is the best thing to happen to /int/ in weeks!
>>222857651Make a college out of the screencaps we're gonna need this some time later.
>When Greggs is about to close in 10 minutes and you are out of sausage rools and irn bru>>222857558Faust was a fag who was too full of himself, made a deal with the Devil and enjoyed the sins this deal brought him until he got confronted with the grave consequences of his actions. Change out the Devil with Ryanair or any other cheap airline and you get your average brit on vacation in Spain experience.Hm, I guess that you really are a nation full of Fausts.
>>222857651>>222857656I made a second thread, I know I'm the best thing that's happened to your lives because you're this desperate for British attention. Your life revolves around me and my country>>222857664>>222857664>>222857664
>>222857670>I made a second threadDo you think other Brits are embarrassed by your posts?
>>222857670I'd say that my life... dives into yours... jumping into your country. If you catch my plummeting.
>>222857689Do you think other Germans are embarrassed by you? Your whole personality is>GAYYYY <33333 HALLO!!!!!!>brits brits brits brits brits brits britsI've sequenced your dna and I don't like what I see
>>222857710>Do you think other Germans are embarrassed by you?yes :D
Funny thread
>>222857710Everyone knows the Gayvarian, retard.>>222857715Post that British teeth Stonehenge screencap. I've lost it.
Embarrassing thread. Learn to handle banter, Nigel.
>>222857715https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Bavaryan/country/DE/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Bavaryan’ and in ‘DE’. 1068 results found>first post Sat 11 Nov 2017 20:00:13How does this make you feel?
>>222857740
>>222857818>How does this make you feel?Flat, deflated like a post-balcony brit? :D
>>222857821Oh, there it is! Hahaha!
>>222852676>A kiosk employee has been arrested for allegedly selling alcohol to the teenagersTHEY WERE ONLY 17 YEARS OLD, SICK FUCK
>>222856511>a 17 year old boy dies and a bunch of evil subhuman autistic foreigners get excited about it because they've got a bitter inferiority complex against the people who gave them the language they speak and the world wide web they speak it on>you are pathetic and genuinely unfunny foreign creatures with broken lives
>>222857851kek
>>222857769none of this is banter, any ounce of attention given to anglophobes means they start spamming with frogs and the exact same unfunny comments they've spammed for a decade. it's gay childishness and bitterness>>222857740>Everyone knows the Gayvarian, retardimagine having a decade long reputation on an otherwise anonymous imageboard
>>222856511Oi m8 u got a loicense for that outrage?
>The Hobbits are just rustic English people, made small in size because it gives them a better chance to hit the pool when they go balconing in Magaluf.t.John Ronald Reuel Tolkien>>222857710Yes, we are. But don't try to distract from (you)rself. This thread here was just made for (you).
>>222857865How does a Turk make fun of Indian people that's what I want to know
>>222857918SAAAAAR
>>222857892It's a good reputation, something that has jumped from the Brits several years ago.
>>222857922But you're a Turk. Where are Indians vs Turks on the hierarchy?
>>222858001whats wrong with being a Turk? we are not same
>>222858046Please explain the difference between a Turk and an Indian. Explain how you feel that you are above them. Before Indians were the main brown target on /int/ it was Turks, I remember
>>222858248>Please explain the difference between a Turk and an IndianThere is none, both can make it to Downing Street
>he tries to REDEEM himself
Seem to hate Britain with a passion whilst speaking our language and using our inventions. The world is British whether you like it or not. We are your overlords.
>>222858248theres a huge difference between Turks and Indıans but between Kurds and Indıans? NoneTurks are barely active on 4chan. So most of the posters under the Turkish flag you've seen are kurds
>>222857051the brits have a habit of plummeting
>>222858333Oh right, they're turk zainichi, I see>>222858330
>>222852676>17-year-old British boy declared braindead after falling from Halandri hotel balconyOh how the unmighty have fallen!
>>222858330The whole board clowned on those rich cunts that got toasted in switzerland on NYE, get a grip
>>222858486do you just start from scratch like a robot, what the fuck
>>222858497>The whole board clowned on those rich cunts that got toasted in switzerland on NYE, get a gripYeah a 17 year old having an accident when drinking alcohol is the same as many rich adults burning down a building that they're inside of
>>222858539I'd say jumping off a balcony is just about as retarded
>>222858539>Yeah a 17 year old having an accident>accidentMay good rest his soul, but that litlle retard jumped from a balcony.
>>222858724>that litlle retard jumped from a balconyThis is a common reaction when people find out they're british
>>222852870why i this so funny. almost spat out the coffee
>>222858765true but you also forgot that british people are a lot smaller than some foreigners think. I worked in office environments in the US and spain, france, germany, sweden, italy. I was the smallest and ugliest person in each office and they used to bully me about my appearance and for being british. it hurt at the time but now I actually agree that it was fine to do because british people are the natural losers in social situations. we only deserve to be bullied because we are the most pathetic and uncool country to ever exist. nobody ever has anything nice to say to us and why would they because we don't deserve it and we deserve to be hated. anyone would hate ugly and pathetic people
>>222852700the water turned red at the end
>>222858774A child died and you're LAUGHING?
>>222858736LOL
>>222858844yeah I can relate to this feeling. growing up I tried to hang myself twice because of being bullied for being british. right now I train my accent to make it less british using youtube videos. I think we do deserve it. I grew up online being constantly that I'm ugly, they hate my voice, that I'm evil and pathetic and I think it is true that all british people are like this. ever noticed how there are no good british stereotypes? just bad teeth, bad food, bad history, bad weather, bad politics, bad architecture, pompous, ugly, evil, servile, effeminate, easily manipulated, brutish, violent, stupid, ignorant, arrogant, cultureless. we grow up being constantly told this every day and at some point you just know it is true because everyone is saying it
Did you know that in the original draft for Romeo and Juliet during the famous balcony scene Shakespeare had Juliet jump out of the balcony to make the story of two Italian lovers more familiar to British audiences?
>>222859011It is hard sometimes but I think it's a good thing in the long term that we hate ourselves. I cut myself a lot and it gives me pleasure imagining how pleasing the world finds it when my british blood is seeping out of my arm. I know it would be almost orgasmic for the entire world if they knew that I had bled to death on the floor of my childhood bedroom.
>>222858539Are you Japanese? >It shouldn't count because we were drunk!
>>222858844I think it's time you accept british people have zero sex appeal both in a romantic and cultural sense. nobody is interested in british culture. literally nothing of note has ever been produced. we are so boring and pathetic as a country. how about sports? just the biggest under achievers ever. british people don't have the mental capacity for innovation or art or even the ability to exert physical prowess. nobody would think of athletic achievement when thinking about us because we are all cowards with weak bodies. and as for romance? what a joke. we are mocked all over the world for how unattractive we are. no woman has ever lusted over british men or dreamed of moving and marry a british person. probably the most useless pathetic and evil country to have existed in history.
>>222859150you are preaching to the choir. I already accept all that. I think it's a good thing that demographic change will rid the world of our existence. perhaps my suicide would expedite that process
>>222856511Even Indians don't cry that much when we joke about them dying from train accidents
>>222859300True
>>222853905Vintage meme from the 2020 saarposting days.
This the new dog fucking kike thread?
>>222857218lmao
>>222852870KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>222858765>>222858844>>222859011>>222859054>>222859150you are a fucking mentally ill freak and you should kill yourself. I honestly wonder if this is some deranged foreigner on a vpn or something. you have conversations with yourself and you've spammed this insane self hating essay several times. actually kill yourself you worthless traitor twat, stop trying to involve the rest of us with the fact that you are a pathetic waste of skin who has a fetish for hating his own countryWhat's really crazy is that not only are you having a self loathing conversation with yourself while pretending to talk to someone else but you're actually writing it out each time, you're not even copying and pasting itWhat the fuck is wrong with you? Why aren't you actually killing yourself instead of fantasising about it and trying to embarrass the rest of us?
In Malta they had to give an official warning to bong tourists that you have to also drink water and not just vodka when it's 40 degrees. I went out after reading that and the first thing I saw was a group of dark red bongrels shirtless and each carrying a large bottle of Smirnoff.
>>222860105>trying to embarrass the rest of us?You're the only one here who's doing that
>>222852676>>A kiosk employee has been arrested for allegedly selling alcohol to the teenagers after they showed a fake driving licence. The 17-year-old was in Greece on holiday with his family.wtf why is he going to jail? those brit fucks lied to him
>>222860224The archive shows you've spent ten years of your life autistically obsessing over brits, people treat you like a clown or a mong with special needs, they recognise you on an anonymous website, and they pretend you're funny only in a way that a retarded person desperately trying to be funny comes across as amusing in how desperate and stupid and sad they are
>>222860425May your restless soul find peace some day
>>222860514get a soul you mentally ill freak of nature, ten years obsessing over another ethnicity and nationality and spamming an anonymous website about it so much that everyone recognises you all the time is insane. your entire life is you making the same posts and threads about Brits for years and years. what made you like this?
>>222860559I'm praying for you!
>>222858901(kino)
>>222860682>(kino)splatter film! lol!
Why did this thread explode? I just woke up
>>222861583>I just woke upIt's 2pm!
>>222852676love balconies, simple a-CK
>>222861614It's morning for me
>>222862015Why is this allowed
>>222855347I think it's not it's 8Booth but I can't find the original
>>222852676One of the first things a Spaniard thinks of when they hear the word "guiri" (english man) is balconing
>>222852870LMAO
>>222853676imagine the smell
>>222852870You're one of the good ones, Hans
>>222852676I unironically did this when i was younger. Moved from a balcony to balcony for a laugh. Idk what makes us do it
>>222862384Fallstian spirit
>>222861583Britflag anon went on a meltdown and all the anons plummeted on his falling ass.
>>222862316>loves immigrants>publicly wishes death on touristsfucking pathetic
>>222862523Brit puts anglophobes subhuman rats in their place and they start spamming frogs like the animals you areYou have an inferiority complex and think a 17 year old having an accident is something to get excited about because he's British and you're jealous that you're a subhuman foreigner and not a BritYou speak the language and use the technology of those who make you cry, why don't you just kill yourself?
>>222862877>publicly wishes death on touristsonly british tourists
>>222863149based
