edition
>>222852923Dyke Tyson Foid Mayweather Muhammad tranni
hate that if you try to walk across china you will probably get constantly harassed by police and accused of espiionage
why do British trans women have such small penises?
>>222852938well, that's they/them done
>>222852938lmfaaaaaaoooo
signed up for duolicious to see if it really is possible to get a mentally ill weeb gf to abuse but it's fucking bombarding me with questions i really can't be fucked answering all day
>>222852926So are you saying if she was still alive, you wouldn't... y'know?
might make pasta
duolicious? is that like duolingo for cooking
>>222852963hopefully it didn't bother asking if you're boring bastard because we all know the answer to that
Mouldie edition
reckon if i take one more opioid i'll die
>>222852970More like Audrey Pengburn hahaha
>>222852996would kill you on the spot if you said that to my face
>>222852970shut up
55 minutes until the big speech
can't decide if i want to order pakoid scran in at this stage
>>222853023is he gonna call out joe biden and obama like he does in every speech.
>>222853018Audrey had sex, she was a human too. Do you not think that making love to her could be enjoyable?
>>222853023no 1 gives a fuck
peng
>>222853023
*whispers*What's up with this Egyptian? Is it a bot?
>>222853032i won't answer so stop asking. she deserves better than this
>>222853048i think hes a real guy he posts vids of himself
katie my dear.
>>222853056fuck you
>>222853036i do. he inspires me to be bold in the workplace.
I feel like there's something missing from this photo.
>>222852875I just never heard the term, sound Russian. But yeah that would be cool although prices have gone insane. I used to tell my dad to buy some property in villages outside of the city which is 10 mins buy car that now have turned into suburbs and he didn't want to deal with it, he could've bought something for 50k that now costs 200 or 300
>>222853059
>>222853050She deserves to be remembered as a human, not a fantasy.
>>222852938george fakemansugar gay ropeinsontranny lacksablouse
>>222853088and that doesn't involve crude and vile posts!
dame audrey hepburn
>>222853100Wanting to have pleasurable experiences with a beautiful woman isn't crude. She had them too
>>222853114more like bame lover audrey hepbum
These bastards here are selling 2 bedroom apartments for 300k
>>222853056Sir Katie Dead, last of his name.
tung tung tungsahuuuuuuuur
>>222852938Foid Mayweather is good lol
Good thread this
>>222853215i've seen better
i hear in germany they call black pudding niggerwurst
>>222853236this is true
America is an Indian exclave
on the drink listening to that song ITV keep using for their world cup shows
nuclear reactor disasters are so coolwe are blessed to have had fukushimahope there's another one soon
alri lads, went for an incel walk then i had some boiled eggs
>>2228532545 o clock shadow, mannish face, saggy big tits, fat wide hipssurely a joke?
>>222853236squawking
>>222853261do you boil eggs when you want them or do a load and keep them in the fridge?I'd love to do that but always fuck up boiled eggs
>>222853236that's what I say when ngubu doesn't score
>>222853279i just boiled them and eat them straight awayhow do you fuck up boiled eggs
Gay pride crosswalks were put in every major US city in the 2010s, and these skidmarking events were huge eruptions in the Jewish media.Multiple people have been hate crime charges for braking hard on a crosswalk, even to avoid a traffic accident.The monkeypox-infested asshole of a queer is a holy relic blessed by the sacrament of sodomy to Jewish-run ZOG America.
build nuclear reactors in africa and let tribal people operate them
mad how back in medieval times your village could just be randomly ransacked by knights
Good recipe for a boiled egg spread.Mash a few boiled eggs in a bowl, add a little bit of mayo, mustard, paprika, spring onion, parsley/dill, little bit of vinegar, salt/black pep. Put that on a nice crusty bread - toasted. Last time I put some cured dill herring on top and it was peng, or maybe salmon.
Me 'ouse's plumbing is clogged and I can feel my hairline getting bigger in real time.
Absolutely minced, boiled, battered and fried me willardberg
staying locked in my smegroom and not participating in any festivities as a form of peaceful protest
>>222853324not a bad hairline
>>222853324the size of that honker min
>>222853324can smell next week
>>222853324bro's got a nether portal in the other room
>>222853324what a handsome young man
>>222853349s
>>222853349scre
>>222853349creaking
hate living in this raped hell hole of a country. fucking sick of it.
>>222853324size of that schnozz bet you sniff the table varnish off when you do a line
>>222853368Move to America
lads
>>222853382'ponte and mouldie wont like this one bit
might go to hartlepool power station and try and stir up trouble
>>222853388sir radio genoa
>>222853075a black willy
>>222853423racismlad!
https://streamable.com/qk4two
wiggly wobbly
[Streamable] unnamed (embed)
I'm the cuck with the bass and drum going around like bom bom bom
put a tablespoon of salt in my coffee
cant larp about being a heckin racist nazi all you want but when push comes to shove it's only leftypol that hates America
>>222853389@grok post the demographics of Dodge City, Kansas
>>222853457i love america
i find right wing women so repulsive, id rail a smelly leftist punk girl over them every day.
>>222853433i assume this is a chinese man being turned into a red paste
was that post too good for /cum/
>>222853450Lol
Hungry boy in China undeterred by quake
save the white race
she's my cherry pie
>>222853502allow me to breed you
>>222853471sameright wing women are unwell
scuba z the vanishing american family
Thinking of actually going to that job site and asking cap in hand for work.
am i peng
Alcohol should be banned
>>222853533you deserve cousin pussy
>>222853313Back in those days did average people even know what the King looked like? Not as if they had newspapers. Or would the King make appearances like ITVs An Audience With so poor people could see what they looked like?
>>222853533if i was a foid i would
uncomfortable amount of carbonara for brekky
>>222853558yeah they knew how to make images
tomato soup
>>222853565based wog
>>222853558think they only had coins to go off so they'd probably have a vague idea
>>222853533You should buy some azelaic acid to treat the acne and clear up your face a bit.
hello you absolute legends.
spiderberg stalking me
>>222853620ive got that for my rosacea but i also suffer from constant sweating
had my arm up in a roman salute all day long
>>222853652I don't mind spiders but I saw a baby picrel in my room yesterday I now I live in fear, I'm never opening my window again. >>222853658Good, does it help?
>>222853660rorkeodycodorke
>>222853674I like this cutey
>>222853693it's impossible to kill, they are super fast, had a fight with one 3 years ago, it was an hour battle but I eventually got it. I felt a slight tingle on my foot 3 times and they I look down and it's doing laps
mad how they have real footage of the yeti but we're not allowed to see it
we're all in here https://www.twitch.tv/bobross
>>222853709aww why kill them? they are nice
>>222853720is that actually bob ross
might become a billionaire
>>222853752how so
>>222853727I can't sleep when it's roaming around.
hope i dont get drunk tomorrow and make a fool of myself again
to be honest i'm a bit scared of mexico
>>222853764give them a treat
mental how they hate us now cos the telly told em to
>>222853787you should be
>>222853674think so, never use it every day, too hot
day two of debilitating headache
>>222853787Nothing can stop the Harrykane. Its coming home.
love it when Michelle Branch comes on my tubes
havent seen a single second of it lads let me know if it comes home so i can act like i care haha
>>222853812We really do need to have more cultural depictions of the rest of the world's disdain for Unitedstatesians so you can get into your thick seppo heads what we actually think of you and whyEspecially the rest of the anglosphereIt's a Special Relationship because yanks are speds
>>222853801ill give him a treat alright >>222853830it's not good to use it every day I think but I know it's the easiest on the skin from all the other bullshit
>>222853857great post
I'm so bored
>>222852951because being a tranny is strongly correlated with having a humiliation fetish which is strongly related to having a small willy
>>222853857they literally look identical
>>222853877you will never be a woman
>>222852923could go for licking some English cunt right now. tbqh. do they mind when would call it a cunt? English pussy then.
>>222853885with the usahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D-l1MauBmM
>>222853349squeal
Passed to the other side of loneliness where you enjoy it.
squirming
>>222853930Is that what it says on your screaming eagle tshirt
>>222853932a bit o the old vagibox guvnor cor blimey etc
>>222852923enjoy what?
>>222853932they are called minge or fanny
>>222853960yea
>>222853643need this revolting mutant locked in an oubliette so i never have to endure seeing his visage again
>>222853932that's a bit forward
@grok slap my nutsack
@grok put rorke to black bikini
>>222853878can I have a treat too
>>222853961>>222853971but seriously, how do Bri' ish women feel about their English rose being referred to as a cunt? I thought It would be kinda hot, but would It get me slapped? I mean no offense posted this in the wrong thread initially
overcompensating yankoid
>>222854080>how do Bri' ish women feel about their English rose being referred to as a cunt?not a thing that happens
>>222854108pointless webm
Hey I know everybody's like HEAPS excited about the ummmm Mexico vs England match. But I think there's a MALE elephant in the room we have to talk about and that elephant is BRITAIN'S COLONIAL HISTORY. Ummmm weird super cringe right guys?
*Smiles warmly* I love joking around with you guys...
A Hungarian man was arrested for digging up dead bodies and eating them.
>>222854142damn he must've been really hungary!
>>222854150For some more turkey!
>>222854135harry kane stole the elgin marbles
>>222853877you have to go back joao cleiton do silva
hold strong britbros he'll be on in no time
i've got no bones in my body i'm just a jellyman
>>222854108for me, it’s year 7
>>222854155ey yo!!
>>222854163nah he's a true blue aussie cunt who hates strength and beauty and striving, they're all like that
>>222853924but brazilian trannies have 6in cocks
>>222854163sopa wombato, uma delicia
I got a bone in my cock. I'M COCK MAN!!!
soy gringo
>yanks think they are strong, beautiful and striving
>>222854106why not?
>>222854192Brazilians feel no shame so that's why
>>222854212Australian men think steroids will make up for their lack of actual manhood
>>222854213people don't say cunt to mean vag here
>>222854212
>>222854212Après nous, le déluge
>>222854213ya twat
>>222854236that sucks. it's the right amount of dirty and kinky.
>>222852951luv these lads and their small willards tbqh
and what of danny murphy's cat
>>222854186kys
HERE COMES MY COCKKKK YEAHHHHH *Sick guitar solo* MY ERECTION AINT GONNA DIEEEEE
i'm 1 quintillion years old
>>222854262walled by year 9, this is objective fact
you reckon the bottom of the barrel yanks come here or theyre all like that
>>222854282sir pedophile
>>222854289Listen you can't make fun of someone and then get upset when they meet you with the same energy
>>222854289They're all just terrible postersNazi's, emmayank, gingerpaedo, politics spammers, racebait postersJust the worst of the worst.
my whole body feels like it's made of wood
>>222854317emmayank is innocent
>>222854335Literally thousands of posts for years about emma watson's poo because she's British so it's vaguely British culture related in his mindPlus he's a self admitted nonce who said he'll probably make similar posts about the new hermione when she hits 15
>>222854317I may be a nonce but never call me g*nger
>>222854354chill on him
>>222854354too old she walled after the first movie
The Dark Secret Behind Rasta Mouse EXPLAINED
>>222854379Mousey's Jamaican me crazy!
>hey there fellers I'm a pedo you like pedos right
chicanos seem annoying
>>222854390hell yeah
>>222852951For some reason every trans girl I knew had a small or micro penis. I think the hormones shrink that and also those surgeries like orchid that surgically remove the balls
>>222854289nah, we're all like this
i'm like a reverse trans person
is he taking the piss
>>222852923you guys need to start respecting British women more.
Would you have sex with a mermaid
>>222854420*installs the neovagina on the other side of your arsehole
>>222854408I need to visit brazil
>>222854441How would that work? Would it be zoophilia if it was with the fish part?
>>222854441not a fan of fish me
>>222854446Why? It's because of what I said about the trans girls I meet?
>>222854467It's attached to the brain of a woman so it's not illegal
mermaid gf spitting my jizz out over her eggs
just did nothing
>>222854441British mothefuckers would rather fuck fish their their women. that's fucked
on shortlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN_cc2p2aqchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN_cc2p2aqchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN_cc2p2aqc
i find probably 90% of women unattractive
>>222852923queer
>>222854485ktimktim!
>>222854489Hope he gets struck by lightning and it lights the fireworks all at once and the whole town burns down
The right honourable Sir Toilet Bogfart
right I'm a millennial then
>>222854479…yh
President Toilet Bogfart
>>222854441nah, fish pussy wold be disgusting
PRESIDENT TOILET BOGFART, PRESIDENT OF THE JEWNITED SHARTS OF FARTMERICA, ISRAELI COCKSUCKER IN CHIEF
>>222854548I don't think fishes have pussy. Also what if it was a blowjob or a titsfuck from the mermaid?
nice red roidface like a true gym moid
*suddenly just randomly shoots one of the /brit/ posters*
>>222852923scale of 1 - 10 how drunk are you?
TOILET BOGFARTMY GOD WHAT A NAMETRUE AMERICAN PATRIQT
Americans be like: Hi I'm Hunter Smith, this is my wife Tailor and our children Mason, Tanner, Miller, Fletcher, Cooper, Trapper, Hunter, Tyler, Carpenter, Thatcher, Wheelwright, Builder, Weaver, Roofer, Shoemaker, Plumber, Farmer, Bowyer, Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker, Kayden, Bradwick Muttler, Zerubbabel, Elijah, and Ezekiel.
>>222854566That I wouldn't mind.
>>222854518Just treat them like you treat any women and you good to go
>>222854573dubs and it's me
>>222854548You wouldn't be able to get the smell off your knob afterwards too like when you handle fish with your hands
>>222854582Is Dewayne at his father's?
>>222854582>>222854589>>222854594>>222854599>>222854600>>222854601it's like the UN in here
Bashydem for PM.
why are you talking about fish pussy
mermaids still have human pussy
>>222854611It's interesting and we maybe reach a conclusion about overall morality and ethics during sex
just did the bit with the mermaid in dragon quest 11. it's perfectly mundane and a bit sad in japanese. it's memorable in english because they make her a horrible ugly cockney for some reason.
222854610imagine the person who posted this from his phone at 4 in the morning
>>222854607I'm on a tourist visa don't worry, also I don't get sick.>>222854612where is it, is my dick gonna rub into scales while I'm fucking her, I need more detail
>>222854612Were's it go then
>>222854607don't at me, you British woman hating motherfucka
>>222854607You guys are educated, well receptive, interesting and nice to have around. I kinda like the brits
>>222854599I don’t like poophole I just like jerking their small willies
>>222854601what if she turns human on land like that movie from the 80s?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN_cc2p2aqchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN_cc2p2aqchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN_cc2p2aqc
>>222854632japs figured it out
>>222854649Would the vagina be on the front or the back?
I need Emma Watson to do a stinky fart right in my face.
>>222854676got to be front so as to maintain eye contact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_4NslV5ZK8>woman divorces guy >guy wins 40 milliion through the lottery >she wants half > she loses lawsuit finger licking delicious
>>222854607Are we the fucking UN now?!?! Fuck that!
>>222854641I believe the protocol for such a situation would be 'sex arse' but I'd have to double-check the Shagging Folkloric Creatures Manual
>>222854766I don't mind a sex arse
can't take it no more x
bepe from eastenders
Stinky girl. Smelly girl. Lots of stinky farts and gross poos.
Sir breakfast roll
>>222854720i'd drive pas her house in a gold ferarri every day
>>222854785just never ever give up
This is America's Lionel Messi
>>222852923i don't think Maisie Williams looks that bad tbqh
I'm a shadow of my former self
>>222854813kek this is me
We won the war
>>222854720obvious fake story made for tv.
Sir Pearl Harbor Survivor
want to post something but don't want to be depressing so i won't x
I ought to be killed for my own good
>>222854829damn...they got me
>>222854866why's that then
>>222854876Cause I'm evil
>>222854868small claims court is max $5000.For 20 million, you'd obviously have lawyers and a jury.
>>222854866kahteem
feel very ungood
>>222854808too tall
>>222854935stop drinking, you fuck
>>222854899didn't know that, how are they allowed to lie like that
Argies seem to be the villains at the world cup so I find myself supporting them
don't sag my bag
>>222854951they just say it's entertainment and scripted.Judge Judy isn't even a real "court". It's just them arguing and the show pays for any legal losses for the losing party.
>>222855002id give that old hag a rattle
Im being raped
>>222852923call your local council house then
>>222855024ktinm
>>222855038>>222855038
>>222855015did that to lizzie a few years ago
