4th of JulySo here's a link to blump's speech:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN_cc2p2aqc
Say his NAME
skin color check
i wish i was a cute anime girl
>>222854846donald duck
wtf pic is that? That's some shit a karen would post. Keep pics funny or entertaining next time
I don't even feel like celebrating this year, this country is so f*cked
Tranny janny is gonna flip
>>222854846Leonardo Da Silva
>>222854846donald blump
>>222854863Fo shizzle OPs image is hella weak
>>222854863Leotardo thread unfortunately
If I was cool I would go to the Calgary Stampede and get some cowgirl pussy
>>222854846George Eric Kirk Floyd Taylor
Saw a wigger today for the first time in 10 years
>>222854864Samsie I burned a flag and pissed myself today in protest. I saw some smiling fascists across the street lighting fireworks it's sickening
Not listening to blumps schizo ramblings
>>222854875What's his problem? Brain damage?
pov youre based
>>222854890Was he wearing a gangsta looney tunes graphic tee?
>>222854890he got wigger affirming care
>>222854846Iryna Zarutska
Is Trump gonna discuss how he dodged the draft?
>Newfoundland Pronounced new Finland
Trump speaking about communism more than average Finns.Hehe speech so far
I support free enterprise, lower taxes for the middle class and affordable healthcare and oppose racism, gay bashing and gender based discrimination.
Watching The Exorcist
>>222854902sovl nuke
What if Epstein showed up and did the orange justice and dabbed?
>>222854915Why does the avg finn speak about communism a lot
>>222854917OkGovernment can only be involved in the first two, rest is just a vibe
>>222854903A black wife beater riding on a bmx bike with his boxers hanging out
niggas over here fresh outta jail n still wylin out firin they glocks in the air n shit. can't even smoke a backwoods on my porch cuz niggas steady got the po-lice called on they ass n niggas wonderin why I don't fuck wit they asses. always gotta be doin some extra ass shit ya film me?
Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need
behead all those that play overwatch
one day /cum/ will unite as the next axis. only then we will dominate the world
Made myself a burger with onion rings to celebrate the Fourth of July, bros. Jajaja. What did you guys have for dinner tonight?
>>222854933I saw a white trash gentlemen like this riding on some sort of jerry rigged bicycle with an engine, and he had headphones on of course
>>222854960KFC
when the parents get divorced
>>222854960Why does the burger meat look white?
>>222854960>fries on the burgerbased I had some mussels and sea bass for lunch, I didn't eat dinner.
>>222854978You’re drunk. You don’t mean that
>>222854960>>222854978And happy birthday to you, America. jajaja
Brekky
Man I am crying my eyes out of joy watching Trump's speech he really is saving the country bros
>>222854960looks good>>222854987that's cheese
Why do some guys sound like homosexuals when they get drunk
Deeper simulation integration is necessarily isolating.
*makes a rural American town with a data center water reservoirs dry up*Sorry
>>222855012Why are you hanging around drunk fags are you sucking their dicks without consent?
>>222855020They’re regular straight dudes but they’re voiced becoming higher and more effeminate
>>222855020I am at a bar commemorating the 4th watching Trump's speech because I have an actual life, friends and a wife unlike you
>>222855018I'm not a furry but..
>>222855010No I mean the burger itself. It looks weirdly light colored
>>222854960dose onion rings are CHOICE
>>222855026And you rape gay men when they are drunk
>>222855025When people get excited and uninhibited they tend to speak louder, faster, and higher-pitched. Same effect with caffeine
>>222855031maybe it's pork?
English is the language of freedom
Thread just became mentally ill
>>222855056Hell yeah
>>222855030Holy fuck where are the fireworks it's just this big-ass talking orange talking nonsense fuck you!!!
Release the tension in your anus
this thread is shit, make a new one
Listening to incel tunes https://youtu.be/8o7Pxw85cQ4
>>222855031>>222855052Yeah, it's made with both beef and pork.
>>222855071braaps in your direction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRhcJBv4KVY
The final redpill is realizing that all men are secretly gay
I'm a woman
>>222854929Because we are last of out kind and have common enemy.
>>222855078Is Peru a comfy place to live?
>>222855076https://youtu.be/rYcNMBSTYOM
>The final redpill is realizing that all men are secretly gay
>>222855098That's fag projection
>>222855099
>>222854511Saw this and made my dick hard
Nice fireworks, thats some money
>>222855108Amazing to think he actually posted that pic. What a tard.
>>222855098>The final redpill is realizing that all men are secretly gay
France and the US are secretly very similar
America
Happy 250th birthday USA, get wasted
>>222855104If the Soviet Union was suddenly resurrected would you want to be part of it
>>222855148the fireworks are all going off (in my otherwise perfect tropical paradise of los angeles so there are many of them) and it's annoying!
im secretly bored because theres no games
>>222855105If you get paid in dollars, yeah. Not Lima, tho. Arequipa sounds nicer.
>>222855161If you really supported American you'd go to McDonald's right now and order five big macs
>>222855162Hell nah, revive Nazis instead
Little bitch ass nigga
Drat...
>>222855171What's wrong with Lima?
>>222855190Insaneway btfo'ing this tard was great.
This truly must be most expensive firefworks show ever :D
>>222855192Lots of crime and hellish traffic
>>222855179Ywnbg
Met a guy named currency
>>222855211Im honorary aryan and Northern Eurasian
>>222855215Afro American?
>>222855032Thanks! it's my first time making them.
>>222855203Everyone makes fun of her for killing Tuvix but she also got one of the alien hostages killed in this episode despite them being an extremely endangered species and didn't even give a shit
>>222855244Yep
nigga didn't even bring his spell book
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a retarded band name.Sometimes I hate Australians so much it hurts to breathe.
gock
>>222855267These might be Bulgarian ortho monks, the drip is insane.
pov: its over
wow blump's fireworks show is looking really cool dog bless the USA!!!
>>222855283they look evil bro
>>222855292I told you.Best firework show even seen, chinese new year left behind.Trump must love fireworks
>>222855292Go back to Brazil shitskin
>>222855292Kek
>>222855161alcohol is the devil's semen
>>222855296they are petty chill
cuz baby you're a fireworkcum on show em what you're workmake em go "ah ah ah oh yeah ah right there ah ah ah AH AH AAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thx bby <3"
>>222855319You're a cocaine addict what do you care about religion
>>222855328Huh, I've never thought of it that way before.
There’s this big boobies woman I know and I would like to have sex with her
I’m not funny
>>222855329shots fired
>>222855365hi not funny. i'm dad.
>>222855373Are you even a real human? You post like a bot desu
might play some vidya games tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN3x-kAbgFU
Let he who has never been addicted to cocaine cast the first stone.
Have you seen the Norwegian citizen abandoned in India
>>222855400
>>222855400*casts the stone 95 mph into your testicles*
Sad drunk right nowhttps://youtu.be/6IjPmIEgeIU
signed sealed delivered
>>222854835https://youtu.be/Ee_uujKuJMI?si=kdYIsvlVQhQozGiH
Spaghetti and meatballs?
>>222855412I hate you bitch
>>222855412https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9MXNbpXQ3g
>>222855428spaghetti and coffee
pentobarbital
>>222855430Why's that
I've been completely stone cold sober since September of 2025
>>222855444I’m jk
>>222854835YEAH YEAH YEAAAH ITS A PARTY IN THE USA
>>222855412https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlz2BvkRYt8it'll be okay bud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNhZAA7E3SsSurreal
>>222855450Makes no difference to me
>>222855451hate that song
>>222855469Ok
>>222855456Heil America
>>222855476you gay https://youtu.be/M11SvDtPBhA?si=Sg0NRk1FDiCGB3hr
>>222855389the fuck is your problem exactly?
>>222855433That one's a bit too rock n roll for me I prefer regular old blueshttps://youtu.be/ZFUxrJ3urRs
>>222854835PLEASE STAND FOR THE US NATIONAL ANTHEM https://youtu.be/k2ZEsfteJ5g?si=1hhwp1rU3G0uxMW-
i just saw a big ass white woman shitting outside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WLw_0DFQQ&pp=ygUGYXRvbWlj
>>222855515mindraped faketriot
>>222855519I love this song, thank you vice city
>>222855511sheeeeoot you wouldnt know blues if you were painting a picture https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYKRnWSJT10
>>222855501You're a fake
>>222855531but it's true
Seriously, wtf is this? At first I thought it would be a fake University but it's a real one from Massachussetts and the link is also real
>>222855539Nice, I like it
>>222855541Fake how you fucking retard? I've literally posted my kitchen here so many times.>you're a botfuck off
>>222855548Cum laude
Need to breed an African queen
>>222855564yeah yeah, gonna give us your fake life story again too? even if you're not a bot, you're playing some character
>>222855564Fake as in fake, non real, lacking substance et cetera
>>222855542It's not true though
Now that the fireworks are over, it's time for our Alex https://youtu.be/hxIiJ6msGL8?si=AtKhRVTNISDGAh9u&t=3046
Pupper is acting stupid again
>>222855581I don't have to prove anything to you, I am what I am, just because I'm not depressed or watch anime I MUST BE A BOT...>>222855591and what is your substance?
>>222854835OH SAY CAN YOU SHART
>>222854835https://youtu.be/MhQ5678cJU8?si=OdXHq9aIT5ZkW4E7
Sup fags
>>222855614>what is your substanceIt's self evident in my nature. A dog doesn't need to say what it is it's just a dog
imagine being pretty. its literally an easy pass
Whats it called when you want a femboy (female)?
>>222855656love
Guy who was my roommate in college for 2 months 11 years ago sent a friend request
>>222855646Good for you, I'm just posting and talking with anons. It's ok if you don't like it
>>222855656gay
>>222855656the prophecy foretold
>>222855656>femboy (female)example?
Good night
>>222854835Dead or alive cowgirl TINA
>>222855715night bud
>>222855715goodnight perubro when I visited your beautiful country everybody was extremely nice to me and I will love you forever :)
>>222855715>pubic hair
>>222855711Dresses and acts like a femboy but shes an actual girl with an actual vagina
>>222855729that's called a woman
are peruvians japanese?
>>222855740I don't believe you
>>222855743please don't start
>>222855747why does she look japanese and also have a jap name?
>>222855752big jap diaspora in peru
>>222855764why?
Ya think Taylor Swift ever stuck her finger up Trav's butt
I guess I’ll go to sleep. Weeengghhhh
>>222855775pretty sure she's a starfish in bed
>>222855746It's true
goodnight
>>222855796Goodnight doggyposter
>>222855796Goodbye forever.
>>222855785like patrick?
>>222855796*kisses forehead*goodnight my darling
>>222855668You need to leave
Stereolab is cool. Perhaps even trill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAjx2cOZa30
Once my elderly neighbor knocked at my door at 11pm asking if I could give him a ride to the weed dispensary for $30. I did but it was a bit weird
>>222855832but they're fr*nch
I'm never going to copulate with a feminine specimen in a voluntary manner
chat is this true?
i can hear fireworks and merrymaking
>>222855835True. You sound like my mom, she hates the french. But mostly french canadians I think. I don’t know any france french.
>>222855833based boomer weedhead
Tinder match just messaged me. She must be in desperate straits for a dick to message someone like me at this hour unfortunately I cannot oblige
>>222855826I'll do whatever I want how about that?
>>222855864he's clearly trolling. remember the number one rule of the internet: never feed the trolls
Want to beat all enemies america to death with my bear hands
>>222855881>all enemies americaHoly esl Maybe master the English language first
Bulgaria is fren and he’s always cooking up some delicious meats and doing cocaine on the beach
>>222855886i speak american nigger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVPTYr3zDc8
>>222855862Tell her your dick is massive. Like it's so big you can't contain it in your pants
>>222855277We call them king jizz and the nigger faggots
>>222855889This. He's the best foreign poster this general has ever had.
Professional sports would vastly improve if all the players were making minimum wage
>>222855873it's ok>>222855889I've not done drugs in 4 years (except new years) making a chicken in the oven btw, it's home grown, around 3 kilos and a bit
>>222855862Tell her its tiny, the tiniest shes ever seenreverse psychology work really well here
>>222855901kind of thing we said to our biology professor when she told us to ask her sexual-related questions
How do I get Asian gf?
>>222855862>unfortunately I cannot obligewhy?
>>222855946be moderately attractive with a decent income
>>222855941>she told us to ask her sexual-related questionsWhy would she do that
>>222855931this but politics
>>222855946Be white, they throw themselves at you.
Oh nvm she's at work , so shes just looking for a jester ti entertain her
>>222855991is this peak male performance?
Just killed the 20th fly of the night. Cats left a rotting corpse in some corner somewhere i can't find
It's almost 1am and my spic neighbors and still blowing up enough fireworks to set off all the car alarms on my street. What will make them stop?
>>222855997you may not like it but it is
>>222855966"Sexual education" I think, I remember she told us to write our questions down on slips of paper to avoid "embarrassment," but after reading three questions that were like "girls are scared because my penis is too big, what can I do?" the activity ended
>>222856007cum is a lot more nice when i imagine that everyone is whoever this guy is. i'm sure he'd be famous in a different era.
>>222856005Weird how they're so patriotic about a country that's not their own
>>222856000I killed a small one of these 30 mins ago, thankfully I'm not asleep, it was on the wall near my bed >Cats left a rotting corpse in some corner somewhere i can't finddo they bring you mice and birds/squirls?
Foids are scary. They regularly paddle men who misbehave
>>222855965What's a decent income?
>>222855933Damn that’s gonna be good.
>>222856013george costanza?>>222856024aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh what the fuck?
If you take the panties off a really cute Asian girl but it was just a really convincing Asian femboy, are you gay?
>>2228560287k + welfare bennies
>>222856024nice fishbait, specially if still alive
>>222856028100K?
>>222856033idk who that is but the guy in the picture is disarming and funny just like you guys. plus he's white.
Transformation complete
>>222856021I think they just like to make noise and blow stuff up. If Mexico somehow wins the world cup I expect mywhole neighborhood to burn down.
>>222856024My house has centipedes like that mostly in the basement. Almost never see them They hate light >do they bring you mice and birds/squirls?Baby rabbits, sometimes mice. The issue is sometimes the animal escapes and dies in some crack in the wall. Usually the rabbits they leave half eaten
>>222856052>he doesn't know who george costanza ishow old are you?
I can kinda relate to george costanza
>>222856060>If Mexico somehow wins the world cupyou neighbourhood will be ok then
>>222856067i remember 9/11 but don't remember the fall of the berlin wall.
>>222856075>>222856067/Cum/ is like a mix of George Costanza, Archie Bunker, Eric Cartman and Al Bundy
>>222856075That's sad
>>222856093it's more like this
>>222856075me too>>222856090so 30ish? there is no way you haven't watched seinfeld
>>222856033this is magnified picture probably, mine was 1,5 inches maybe and probably born 2 weeks ago, it's a house centipede>>222856030hopefully, I'm putting it on 150C/300F, for 2-3 hours. >>222856065>My house has centipedes like that mostly in the basement. Almost never see themThey hate lightIt came from my balcony (and I have a screen door), I'm on the 5th floor. >Usually the rabbits they leave half eatenpoor little cuties, I guess it's more about the hunt since you are feeding them, they can't help it
>>222856046It's over.
PEPSI IS BETTER THAN WINE
>>222856101do you have a wicked sense of humour?
>>222856105>it's more about the hunt since you are feeding them, they can't help it They're are everywhere because there's almost no predators . Everytime i go out I see them I tried feeding them at night thinking they'd stop but it didn't seem to help
>>222856115Cheap pop and a loosie while listening to Bruce Springsteen is the only thing fuelling me these days
>what are you looking for on here?How do you answer this trick question? I was thinking "sex big time with a lady" might wow with her my bluntness
>>222856130You like Bruce? He’s got some great shit. I went to his concert with my mom and it was fantastic.
Hate how I'm forced to drink wine or water at a fancy restaurant. I just want my coke without being judged as a child
When you think about it George was the least evil of the the four.
>>222856101It would be a good gimmick to post this a lot and slowly change the faces, like change one to gordon ramsay and then one to pee wee herman etc. Not worth the effort for me though.
>>222856101Mentally weak club :D
Panda express is GOATed when ya dont have a bitch in ya ear complaining "THATS NOT REAL CHINESE FOOD!!!"like bitch where am I gonna get a main dish for 10 bucks WITH chow mein?
>>222856145I grew up on 80s AOR because of my dad
>>222856151Kramer was the funniest, Seinfeld was the least funny
>>222856151>poisoned his wife>pushed children to the ground to escape a fire he started>made the yankees wear polyester jerseys and play worse
>>222856151George Lucas?
>>222856126>They're are everywhere because there's almost no predatorsWhat about wild cats and coyotes? Also rabbits fuck a lot and can make a lot of babies fast. The gestation period is a month tops. >>222856150Judged by whom? The waiters? who cares bro, just order a coke. I don't like wine and people don't get it and I get questions and "you will like this" but whatever.
>>222856164Seinfeld seems like a dick irl desuKramer is a real nigger
>>222856168>poisoned his wifeManufacturer's fault, not his>pushed children to the ground to escape a fire he startedIt's not the 1800's anymore. You save yourself first>made the yankees wear polyester jerseys and play worsemight have made them better so it was worth a shot. That's how technology progresses, people trying new things and failing.
>>222856173>Judged by whom?If it's a business dinner then it looks unprofessional.
the illusions of secret goverments and systems of power fall apart, turning out to be pedophiles taking moronic and arbitrary decisions out of sadism and stupidity rather than some grand scheme, the world suddenly isn't so nuanced anymore and a small child could've come up with a better strategy
Are poles the best video game makers now?
I always get water at restaurants because it's free and more hydrating then a soda anyway
>>222856180Didn't he date a high schooler while pushing 40?
>>222856197Oh I see, so everyone else orders wine?
>>222856207japs
>>222856168not his fault truethat’s him being incompetent not evil
>>222856173I live in a medium sized city. We don't have any wild cats. We do have coyotes but they're rarely seen in the city
>>222856208the point is to have a tasty meal, not to hydrate yourself, retard.
-oid is a incel red flag always refer to womenoids respectfully call them gentle maidens and other such nomenclature that will wow them with your chivalry
who watches anime in bed at 3 am anyways
>>222856248A drink isn't a meal unless you're drinking a protein shake . The meal is the meal
>>222856230I've never seen a bunny in the city, probably because we have sooo many cats, it's why I haven't seen a rat or a mouse in 10 years.
>its another random flashback filler episode
Sir Iron Maiden
>>222856274Most people keep their cat's indoors only here. My family doesn't but we're probably the exception to the rule
Sweet dreams /cum/bums <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ASpBpT8bRQ
>>222856267a drink is part of the taste. Water with McDonalds doesn't hit like Coke does.
my farts are spectacular tonight
Sexual relations with women of the opposite sex. I don't know about that it seems suspicious, but such things occur
>>222856390psyop
Which one of you was this
>>222856312sir, diss is a wendy's
>>222856338Aren't you afraid they might leave, how many cats? >>222856488all me
>>222856499imposible at least one of those was me
Sir James Bondage
>>222856527spanked, not slapped
im the son of rage and love
NEW NEW NEW
>>222856499>Aren't you afraid they might leaveLeave where?We've let them roam freely for years and never had any problems. Cats know to stay within range
New>>222856576