kafka edition
America is the greatest civilization ever to manifest itself on this planet and we’ve only just begun
*enters thread*
>>222855044true
>>222855038not far off from recording an erotic audio for UK women
need to be destroyed
The Orange Order should be legally prevented from marching. Plus, I was called a "filthy kyke" and an "IRA bastard" yesterday whilst getting my paper. They're nothing more than a bunch of thick racist cunts ruining everyone's lives throughout the year. Their display of bigotry is not only consistently approved by GCC and the surrounding Council areas, it's given a fucking police escort. This is despite the rampant lawbreaking (racist insults thrown about freely, racist violence, people openly drinking alcohol outside whilst literally marching with the police) that they get away with. Why should we have to put up with this minority of thugs and bigots? Surely there's no excuse. It's the shame of the city and the cunts should be legislated out of existence, or at least limited in their efforts to spread hate and actually policed properly. Why do we still have to put up with this shite?
>>222855055by a big ass sitting on me face
>>222855055Quit with all the debbie downer posts.
>>222855069"no"
>>222855073yes
another day waking up before 5am
britain is peng
this thread is rather kafkaesque
>be me>took my pistol from my hip>with a trembling hang took the life of pretty Flo and that good for nothing man>i think about the thing I've done>i know it was right>they'll bury Flo tomorrow>but they're hanging me tonight
happy christmas
I wasn't allowed
>>222855112it not christmas x
I gotta a big ass chicken I should put in the oven in a bit, it's more than 3 kilos
cuck content has been normalized fully
>>222855133you’re right it’s a celebration of us raping your bussy xx
Mad how the Scottish independence movement is made up of the Irish
>>222855133happy 5 july
>>222855166sir ai slop
mad how the 4th of july is important to americans but not relevant to usbut if i say that then americans will think i'm downplaying it even though it genuinely is not relevant
rorke graduating from the police academy and immediately mag dumping his standard issue glock on the first black person he sees
sir pooey bumhole
Do not understand the cuck fetish at all
>>222855199Rorke getting let go during his probationary period for pulling over a black man
>>222855208wonder if there were cavemen with cuck fetishes
>>222855208it's probably some trauma based shit
>>222855208Freud would call it a sublimation of insecurity in one's own attractiveness or masculinity
Good luck tomorrow lads
>>222855208Porn addiction
>>222855238Fuck off wetback
>>222855251Well fuck you too then
>>222855208probably loads of things that are beyond your comprehension because you have a small brain
>>222855208if you watch a lot of porn all you see is another man shagging a woman, and at some point i assume you stop self-inserting
well lads i'm high on coke and wasted about £300 tonight
playing a game where i'm an italian man gunning down droves of my fellow italian men because of long-running grievances held between some other italian men
>>222855238thanks x>>222855251evil post please don't treat guests like that
>>222855251Hey! Nobody bullies them but US!See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_French_intervention_in_Mexico#U.S._diplomacy_and_involvement
>>222855263
>tfw too stupid to grasp cuck fetish psychology
>>222855254I may have a small brain but I'm bad bitch and slay
>>222855263why do you hate your family and friends
>>222855284i'm a fuckup that's all. i wasted all my money on this shit.
mexican americans love education so they go to night school and take spanish and get a B
Think about age 13 is when I really started to ruin things for myself
>>222855314If you're healthy you're not ruined
right well now that mexican has been scared away :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq_SDNtWHDYam i the only one listening to this 5th of july 2026? sao paulo - brazil
reckon i could convince my landlord to install a induction hob rather than the SHITE thats in here currently?
Big fan of the fact there's like Indian fellas spamming anti indian propoganda about themselves for probably like £2 a day
>>222855289How much does a gram cost? Did you buy an 8ball?
>quest says I should talk to some priestess to get protection from some shadow curse or whatever>some winged dude appears after the conversation and attacks the village with a demon army>there's like a gorillion units, every turn takes literal ages>load a save and just go directly to the moon towers without talking to anyone>there's a group of soldiers saying they'd help me ambush an enemy patrol that has a thing that can protect from the curse>join them>we ambush them, enemy chief kills me in first turn>no one from my party is around>click on their portraits>they're standing in the villageevery day this dogshit game finds a new way to impress me with its dogshitness
>>222855327lol
Thats how this nigger of a life works. You find something, you build a structure to keep yourself alive, and then that system fails you, and you die
been awake too long and am hallucinating
>>222855047I've walked a dog like this before, he was a fucking tank.
>>222855357
>>222855323yeah
>>222855357Me? Thriving and in my element
Life sucks then you ack enthusiasts when death is great then you live
cars are ugly
Cars are delicious
going to get up soon and go in the shower then play some witcher 3 the wild hunt
ayn rand sex arse
i'm the cat's meow
i should update my ublock's filterlists
>>222855208it's just watching porn but live and from a different angle.
My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only absolute.
>>222855421weird way to spell "im a 30yo virgin"
emerging from my incel sarcophagus
eating a pork sandwich as i enjoy the benefits of not being a kike or a muzzy
Just witnessed a bannable offense
>>222855405Code your own browser and make it display only the bits you want to see
>>222855102need more posts like this but I won't see them as I'm declaring my independence from /brit/ come the morrow
I have world cup fatigue
>>222855470x
>>222855379He won't respond to that. You have thoroughly dee oh en deed him, DONE HIM.
Women shouldn't really be teachers but what else can they even do
>>222855102took a photo in almost that exact spot when i was in york the other weekreckon millions of photos must have been taken from here
>>222855396I can't even imagine that
>>222855497Men don't want to be teachers, especially for children.
>>222855499I like your picture even more than the other one >>222855485lovely x
>>222855510Men shouldn't be teachers, specially for children.
>>222855499imagine having a wank there
I hardly manage a 30 second side plank. But a normal plank 2 to 3 minutes.This is why my life is whack.
sir girl farter
>>222855538a novel take on the formula
>>222855529Stood atop the tallest central tower masturbating to the great view for everyone to see or snug down below hidden among the trees for a concealed wank?
>>222855208Have a cuck friend. I think it's his way of being in control of his biggest fear partly. He's a high t guy who's also not particularly attractive to women taken as a whole.
>Searching for posts that contain ‘"emma watson" fart|shit|poo|smell|sniff|stink|ass|bum|underwear|thong’ and in ‘US’.>Returning only first 5000 of 7507 results found.
>>222855520but that other chud said women shouldn't be teachers either, so who should teach?
>>222855551right at the top, surveying the land
my life an oneyplays compilation
>>222855556s>>222855560Fair play, it'd also be a good way to die too, you could do a flip off of it and try to hit a woman (or bloke) with your seed before you hit the ground like a Call of Duty trick shot and die instantly after your orgasm
thinking about the 1879 battle at rorke's drift in south africa
>>222855557thejohns
>>222855584You can see the exiled communist communism at work in the movie about it. It's extremely gay. Michael Caine's got lipstick. Great gay movie, maybe the greatest. Just communist.
Can't say I'm happy with how Paraguay played last night. It was disgusting really. Based Mbappé handled it well though and came out winning. He's a true king as are the rest of the French team. J'aime la France!
>>222855577>*nasal whine* hey uhh tomar what would you do if um sonic the hedgehog alien or something
>>222855596silence you imperialist american pig
BANGBOOM
weird how australia actually exists
Do you think any real women browse /brit/ nowadays?
might do some laundry
>>222855628yeah...
*snap*
>>222855609I do hate commies, I'm not going to lie to you on the day of our Independence.
>>222855637corrrrrrrr
>>222855639good post
>>222855637He's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
>>222855499aha here's one I took last year
Haha I geddit it's funny because it's a man
>>222855645More a type of commie in particular. Get where they're coming from. It's a bad idea that will never work but there's a type who's got the entire world figured out and every single thing in it who's also cunty about it.
oliver tree just fucking died check the news
>>222855669Very true >there's a type who's got the entire world figured out and every single thing in it atheists
Rorke is synonymous with black man's cocksleeve
nothing like a 9am soda
missus mum dropped her 2 cats on us while they go sailing, so we clue how long they’re gonna be here cheers for that
Why are yanks in here talking about american cultureStupid mongs
>>222855722eat shit and die bruce you fucking faggot
>>222855038Jemand musste Anon A. verleumdet haben.
>>222855722they're a deeply insecure people
>>222855733No one cares about your holiday fat
Some Unitedstatian just posted child porn on another thread
>>222855492Yes i will>>222855379You one day won't. I will not allow you to be happy with yourself
Who has a stinky butthole? Emma does.
>>222855760That's me done then
>>222855755It's your holiday too little bro
>>222855767Youre nothing
>>222855759*reports you to the police for seeing it*
Comment
Wanking For Columbine
>>222855779Except we're everything and you're actually a complete non-entity irrelevant economic zone
Need to live somewhere that's perma winter
>>222855793Lol you really are insecure
Aussie seethe hour is it
I really can't stand americans tßh. Deeply unpleasant people.
>>222855804Canada syndrome but far worse
Going outside bare feet and standing on every bit of dog poo I see
Need to live somewhere that's perma summer
>>222855838You live somewhere that's summer for half of the year if you think about it
I've got a brand new columbine harvester and I'll give you the keys
>>222855850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R5b7tO1GU0
sayonara niggersyou can do anything you want you can make it out of the depths and win the victory if you believe
>>>/tv/221547757
Got the yanks boiling at stupid o'clock did we
>>222855949Don't get it
>>222855915good post
>>222855915>>222855949>>222855970>>222855980>>222855988not a single UK flag for the past five messages fuck off all of you
>>222856009You first
wanked my willy award
wish i was a bit more normal
HELLO
>>222855949horses mentioned
>>222856049ktimI've got quite good at doing a convincing impression of being normal but that's all it is, an impression
>>222856086inquisitive berg
I'm straight up evil but i don't wanna be
i dont like jodie foster
>>222856117>>222856122why
i'm a wicked evil incel apparition
do we have to talk about this now?
>>222856169'bout what
>>222856074hi
the poo situation has gotten out of control
>>222856183hi x
going to watch obsession (2025) now fuck yanks btw
>>222856086Swede what's your construction industry like if you know. Some countries want to do to some vocational school thing first while others have companies which tend to just train you instead without vocational school experience. Want to work in an country where wooden construction is the norm so I can gain experience and live my dream/myth in Alaska after some years
I didn't watch the France game I just went to bed snug and cosy at 10PM.>1-0 slurperdecision vindicated
>>222856201didn't like it myself
>>222856214hope its not too scary ('-_ -)
>>222856201I liked it
The poo situation is CRAZY - penguinz0
>>222856204paraguay were being thugs the whole game and didn't even try to score
>>222856204fascinating anything else you didnt do?
>>222856201don't approve of films like that because they depict lonely incels as evil and scary
>>222856203is good, work in industry rn me only problem with hiring these days is that they’re all through recruiting-companies, i.e you are very unlikely to be hired directly by a company within industry but wood, metal and plastics factories are doing alri — all depends on what sort of product you wanna work with
incel moral panic is bizarre because surely they're the least likely demographic of man to ever hurt a womanjust virgins who stay inside all the timethe supreme gentlemen is noteworthy because he didn't do that
tried watching an episode of the simpsons but the wholesome loving relationship between homer and marge made me sad because I don't have that
>>222856257you can always self insert as moe or moleman or someone
tried to watch the simpsons but had to turn it off when i saw they were all yellowjust bizarre and freakish
>>222856262im lenny
>>222856235typical south american nonsense>>222856237yes now you mention it: have sex or touch a boob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVvGKZklugE
>>222856278>>222856262yeah this is literally me
ok good norning
just three more hours until I can buy the croissants
why are yous up so early on a sunday
hello this is the CEO of LIDL I regret to inform you all that there will be no croissants in store today, or ever again thank you
feel sad because i'm going to hell
really feel like the strangest creature to ever live
hello this is lord croissant of pastry hall I am glad to inform you that we are hosting a croissant gala on the lawn of the big house and all are welcome (no pakis though)
>>222856318been awake all night for no reason (again)
>>222856318after years of shift work I just automatically wake up at 6 even when I don't need to
>>222856328Hey. Croissants in 3 hours.
toil on the yesterdaytoil on the daybut no toil on the morrow
>>222856340liked this post
>>222856328not real tho is it
>>222856320NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>222856365it's real in my mind at leasti've been a bad man
remember when that croissant got stuck in that tree
>>222856376how many rapes/murders/thefts/betrayals was it?
this was based
>>222856432At the time:>this is going to be huge, this is going to cause massive global supply chain disruption on a scale never seen before>nothing happensIran war, strait closed:>this is going to be even bigger, this is going to be Evergiven x1,000,000 and going to cause global catastrophe>nothing happens
Going fishing today with the wife and baby. Sitting by the river, catch a few fish, having lunch on the picnic blanket. Perfect life.
>>222856485ever..... you know
that actress girl with the big face. she's not that ugly really I'd shag her
>>222856485if your life were an anime then some demon or ghoul would emerge from the trees and snatch your happiness away from you during this. Naturally you would survive but this event would put you on a path of extensive training in order to exact revenge against the leader of these demons for what they took from you
baffling that america is the main headline on the bbc news page, but hilarious that they chose to write it like this
>>222856502
How is /brit/ feeling about today's match? Im betting on a clean draw until we get to penalties
>>222856535Mexico to win 3-1
>>222856502err which one?
>>222856512I could do with some character development
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1782846125368330.webm
>>222856543Is football big in the UK? Whats the average age of people who like football better than cricket?
>>222856497shag a trout up the arse?
>>222856609cricket is really only liked by certain classes of white brit, football is the sport of working classes
>>222856616yes once in norway
>>222856609>Is football big in the UK?
doing a poo lads
sex scenes in baldur's gate are really underwhelming
>>222856577sent that little freak flying
eurglgbh
>>222856659Go back to HOMM3 Vlad
>>222856643That bit was ragebait>>222856630Good to know, best of luck lads
Homme, the new fragrance by Vlad
mum's on holiday so every morning i have to fill up the bird feeders with fat balls
>>222856577loool
This image has gone viral in japan
corr that's bloody lush that is, get it all torn down and replaced with barbershops, nail bars and 11PM dessert cafes in neon lights get it all accelerated get the 4D licence plate Audis double parked
>>222856761it's going to be so embarrassing when we end up getting thrashed by a bunch of beaners
>>222856774he can bring in all his illegal family network and they can start selling drugs and having anchor babies and claiming benefits
blocked the toilet with poo again award
>>222855044>>222855050Literally the single worst mistake in human historyThe British empire, Europe, the white race, civilisation, humanity, all subverted and hijacked and ruined by opportunistic mutts obsessed with guns and jesusCarved out an empire on superstition and slavery and treason and genocide, at the expense of the natural progress of mankind, just so a handful of rich men from the 18th century could avoid taxes to their actual homelandAt least the future belongs to China, insects who stole your technology just as you stole ours
>>222856823that's those bloody yanks done then
black swan event
arry kane attrick this evening, all blootersfeel it in me veins
that's this week's activity at the Andy Man's Club sorted
who do you allow to have power over you
New day y'all were wilin manNew day new Will Smith max you know what I mean
>>222856920Fares
>says he's watching federer>is clearly watching f1i think tim is losing it
>>222856432Evergreen made many consider plans of a real Ben Gurion canal desu
Up at 5am, couple of hours on my side hustle YouTube channel. Mobility routine and then early morning bike ride and now just having a poo. Bliss start to the morning
tell you what's crying out for a gigantic canal: the interior of Australia
>wake up>toil on the morrow
>>222857013the money any good on that youtube hustle?
>>222855263oh dear, still not been to sleep lad? serious fear coming your way I'm sorry to say
>>222856774guy has drip tho
>>222855325Induction is gay as fuck palinhale gas fumes like a proper bloke
>>222855707What is life like in Sweden
Need Emma Watson to do something very very vile and disgusting in close proximity to my nostrils.
>>222855325if you got gas then keep it if you got electric then sure
why don't you go help the girls off the stage like a gentleman hmm they'd like that girls like a boy with manners you knowhttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1783210152461513.mp4
>>222856432>Clean it up janny!
>>222857104strange incel post
>>222856485Sounds comfy mate though I cannot think of anything more boring on this earth than fishing. MAybe that says a lot about me
big glass of milk
Sorry to say but we are going to get turned over by the 'icans
>>222856774Yesss get the visas sponsored laaaa
>>222857142you ever had your shit pushed in?
>>222855038I dis not care for Μεταμόρφωσης. Mid writer
/Emma Watson/i;boards:int
sir cum flex
>>222857013what exercise bike did you go for in the end lad
need a pick me quirk chungus gf
do you know any comfy movie i can watch on youtube in 144pthis is a movie about clive sinclair https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH5L-iTIbP8
>>222857180Not sure what this post is about. Did you filter me?
says it all
>>222857282The AlphaGo documentary is very good. It's about the team at DeepMind who tried to beat top Korean Go players with a computer / AI. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YIt can be watched for free at 144p if that's what you want.
operation big glass of milk has made my stomach hurt
cook him into chips for 52 million?
I'm slowly turning into a tree.
>>222857361home safety hotline
>>222857331thanks bro there is another one from themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQ
>>222857312br>>222857371mundane truth, also how did you celebrate the 250th 4th of July?
AI will never be able to do this!*drinks 5 beers and goes to sleep*
>>222857379What was that game not Hotline Bling. GREAT soundtrack. Pretty good soundtrack
off for my run but cant be arsed really
>>222857408hotline miami
>>222857390Set off fireworks.
>>222857420That's ithttps://youtu.be/vXv9cjW9HR0
just done a 2kg poo
Stayed up late wanking to obscene incest porn award. The award is shame.
>>222857437thats what your mum said when you were born
>>222855598Why is your name employed woman?
new scream idea: scoom
>>222857432can we have the suez back plz
>>222857444im not black
>>222857469not on that really is it
>>222857390i didn't do anything because i have no friends and i'm extremely mentally illand i can't stop picking the dead skin off my feet so now one of them is very raw and it hurts to walk so i couldn't even go for an incelwalki did see some fireworks from my backyard though and heard them all day of course
>>222857442don't really get the appeal of thisare you self inserting as the bloke and also pretending that the girl is related to you? just a lot of mental gymnastics for a wank isn't it
mbeppe from eastenders
I hate /r9k/ so much
>>222857475youre the one calling me poo
>>222857492Think it's a taboo thing, probably has something to do with some deep childhood trauma that best not be examined too closely
New>>222857569>>222857569>>222857569>>222857569>>222857569
>>222856328I'll see you there I think
