johnson edition
Rorke is a bum ass nigga
the janny has made me feel unsafe and anxious :(((
this will do
a very fine thing indeed
got depression and anxiety x
are you all staying up to watch england? are you working tomorrow?
How is that political, /sp/ is raving about it
>>222872427yehno
mi a tink me gwaan clem PIP
>>222872427i'm unemployed
>>222872427yesno
>>222872427noyes
saw a yank today speaking at least twice as loudly as anyone around him fucking hate them so much
nth for the baddiedem
>>222872427prefer not to sayprefer not to sayx
cybercat nigga
>>222872427yes and yes
>>222872440they shouldn't film stuff like this. you can see him getting into a rage
>>222872427YhNh
Saw one of them today tummy out and short pulled up so far her pert little bottom was sticking out got a stiffy right there and then
ethnic replacement pizza is herethey put an extra garlic dip in :>
Rorke's mum calling Samaritan's after a bockle of wine and telling them she can't cope anymore
they're going to delay the england game because of storms
>>222872530kys
>>222872547you will stay up
Rapidly becoming a severely mentally ill alcoholic Reckon I need to go join the French foreign legion or something that forces me to be productive or normal or I’ll end up in spacker jail or r broadmoor or something
bitch named pornika
>>222872558Is that chicken or tofu
carers wont let me stay up to watch the game
>>222872427going to bed for a few hours in a bit then will get up to watch it then return to my slumber
>>222872605No good can come of it lad get the clue gained
>>222872614tofu
https://voca.ro/1j9VzrQ5fWivBack from work team. You don't have to feel sad anymore :)
gfberg is making hot dogs and nachos for the (first) match :3
>>222872628get them throttled
there was a group of indian students in my year at uni and i never once saw any one of them interact with a native brit
>>222872639Can’t seem to gain a clue though the decision needs to be taken out of my hands
September 11th 2001
>>222872646Just lubed up my cock and am currently stroking it to completion to this vocarooPromise you I'm not crying at all
don't respond to tilde please it just feeds his humiliation fetish
right well that's an insane autistic man ranting about "da bwit team"
Immigrants literally hate the UK Their only goal is to rinse what they can and that’s it
want to watch the first game but then I'd end up staying up straight through for england and get 4 hours sleep
why does the janny do it
>>222872669the indians at my uni didit was the chinese who all stuck together
>>222872709May I assume you'll stop posting your drivel early tonight? I mean, you do have work tomorrow surely? You wouldn't be on benefits would you?
RORKE!!!!!!!
>>222872646Love being part of The /Brit/ Team with you de lass x
>>222872646does your mum hear you doing this?
>>222872709rinse everything but their bits the bloody bastards
Lads trying to identify this song I think it plays during the movieQuadrophenia when the main character dances at the night clubhttps://voca.ro/1asbB8hh35Rx
>>222872726most of our chineses were hong kongers they were alright they hated mainland chinesers
>>222872736yes?
>>222872732I am on benefits Universal credit, LCWHRA and pip. Roughly £1500 a month
>>222872732mouldie is looking forward to tonight because more people will be up than usual to watch the match so he'll have more eyes on his ocd self harm rituals
>>222872750
>>>/sp/156283365>>>/sp/156283365>>>/sp/156283365help my thread to become the official one, lads
>>222872772So you're a spastic
>>222872742not a lass though is he
is heathermong racist?
>>222872750it's called Louie Louie
>>222872782I wouldn’t say that, I’m university educated I just don’t want to work innit
>>222872778s
>>222872791yes but in a weird autistic obsessive way not a based way
eating a swan
>>222872742It lush >>222872744Yes but she assumes I'm on the phone to my friends
>>222872814Cheers Fares
>>222872793Cheers luv x
>>222872646you make me feel like bambi-chan :>
>>222872786Fuck off piehead you fat fucking mutant freak, don't misgender her
>>222872821for example about black women having a linea nigra on their bellies? what does he think of immigrants?
>>222872826what does she think of seasideMARK?
>>222872779this is crazy
I have always been curious, are you lot involved the the wider seaside mark lore and characters?I found seaside mark through you lot but it has an entire community behind it like Lord j, Tim Eldridge, Monty man, pj etc
>>222872826Would you ever do a stream, EW? I think you would be as good as Mousey x
the long brown gf
Hiscox insurance? what's next herfanny mortgages?
>>222872888she passes quite well
me when i see a girl
>>222872866no the resident seasideMONG experts (sacked tranny and helpernonce) are from britfeel where they post about him all the time
Sir Much More Funnier
>you've literally raped your mind by reading interracial fetish pornography and eating cordyceps fungus and think that generating AI images of white children being raped by black men is subversive political activism
not long until i brush my teeth
>>222872855She claims she can't stand him but does show some interest in his shenanigans and has empathy for him when the trolls abuse him
>>222872860when ariana grande goes to a restaurant she says table for 0
found a lifehack to beat the sunday evening dread ladsalcohol
>>222872866Uk chairman is the only one I give a FUCK about but if he's anything to go by they're just a bunch of alchies who lend money off eachother
>>222872908i'd watch it
>>222872866/Brit/ has always been a Mark general, we don't care about the wider Seasideverse. Mark is widely considered a father figure amongst the /Brit/ Team
>>222872772>LCWHRAAny advice? Im doing the form a tthe moment
>>222872888bizarre womanwonder what she looks like naked
>>222872897that's just an ugly woman, troons never have slim shoulders like that
mouldie has replied to himself for the first time tonightexpect many more
Chris Tarrant thinks being disabled is fantastic
>>222872935Well said And Timothy James Byrne is a shit piehead gimmick that belongs on /Britfeel/ with the other down and outs of society >>222872881Yeah maybe. I'll look into it
>>222872959meds
me logging on to teams at quarter to eight tomorrow morning
>>222872427off to bed in 20 minutescouldnt care less about kickball
any NatSocs in?
>>222872982he looks like he has depression and anxiety x
misonomika
>>222872938Honestly?Use the mental health system, get yourself with the community mentalHealth team at a minimum, ideally get yourself sectioned
got to be in the cunting office tomorrow of all days
>>222872642woke
>>222872982>>222873007Call in sick
mental health benefits should be abolished
sorasakihina
PIP interview didn't go well then
>>222873019i have a real job so when i call in sick it just creates more work for myself
where can I watch football stweams
>>222872888ugly version of bimboubermensch
Not my fault they dress like that is it
>>222873031english please... nigga!
R O T A SO P E R AT E N E TA R E P OS A T O R
(8) your dad posts on /brit/feeland your mum posts on /brit/pol (8)
>>222873038Brown biomass
So glad I'm WFH master race, I can take a nap tomorrow lmao
Wish Aussie got around the footy during the World Cup like England does but we just don’t care
>>222873001>get yourself with the community mental Health team at a minimumWhat's this?I had paramedics come to my home last month coz someone was concerned about me. Is that worth mentioning on the form?
>>222873036>i have a real jobLOL. Nobody would care if the shitty company you work for went bankrupt. If ALDI vanished overnight, there would be a mass famine and people would literally die. I contribute more to society than you, hence why retail workers were classified as key workers during COVID-19
>>222873022 Not fair though for me though innit, I’m mentally ill
>>222873038sup scobie
sacked tranny's bait is particularly lazy tonight
Marxism is a false form of socialism.True socialism is nationalist, racialist, eugenic and opposed to finance capitalism.
>>222873041would eat her shite
>>222873081i didnt say i contribute to society i said i have a real job
>>222873082if you're capable of using a computer to post here you can get a computer job get off your arse and work
>>222873055gay fag deer
>>222873070Yes mention that. It will be on your GP records so when the DWP check with them it will be supporting evidence in your favour. Hope you get what you're entitled to.
>>222873050
many are raping this (my arse)
>>222873070Lad I can’t exactly teach you everything though innit, either you know the game or you don’t.Call your gp tomorrow saying you are mentally unwell and you plan on ending your life and create some illness symptom you can stick to. Don’t take no for an answer and say you need to see gp today Say you are going to kill your self and have active plans, he will put you through to mental health team in your commonly They should handle the rest in terms of benefits etc
Comfy
>>222873105What exactly makes your job more real than working at ALDI?
wfh is only good if you're a very motivated workeri get distracted easy then lose my mind when some cunt is trying to call me when im slacking off
>>222873116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63UeZ-p3PWE
had a lump on my lip that I've been picking and picking and now it's split open and a very hard rock of what I assume is pus has made its way out and now my lump has gone down
>>222873146like if i'm not there then things don't happen
long foid is long
>>222873107I’m mentally unwell I need benefits
>>222873081Well said de lass. These freaks would panic if they had to do a real job and be up at 4:00 am
get the tunes onhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783280753041240.webm
HE'S THE LEADEROF THE /brit/ TEAMAND WE LOVE HIM
roy keane is an irish house nword
the council should give me a house in the village and also pay for it until I can get enough money to buy it off them for very cheap
going to be a different person at toil tomorrow
bratty bellingham playing soon
sacked twanny
>>222873169actually extremely peng
>>222873249HIS name is jew bellendham
>>222873081I mean this from the bottom of my heart, you contribute zero to society.You are the equivalent of a modern day shoe shiner, you contribute zero to society and the wider planet You are actually a net loss because your disgusting visual and mental illness makes the wider public unhappy as you are repulsive visually and your mental illness and grim personality dampens the world as a collective
genghis khan was just chinese adolf hitler don't they have anything original? Made in china adolf hitler lol
ziedy doesn't post as much any more because jannies get him on sightreduced to posting sponsors in old editionssad
Your dad has a Superdry messenger bag Your mum wears Lonsdale trainersAnd you wear karrimor joggers
>>222873271we dont say that any more boomerwe say you'll do nothing
Immigrants are to blame for my erectile dysfunction
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783281024376021.webm
>>222873284not to mention the amount of taxpayers money in benefits and NHS appointments for his made up conditions
Big Johnson for Big Suze
Just swallowed a horse to catch the cow I swallowed to catch the goat I swallowed to catch the dog I swallowed to catch the cat I swallowed to catch the bird I swallowed to catch the spider I swallowed to catch the fly that I accidentally swallowed
thankfully the streamer i was watchinf finished just in time for the footy.
>>222873292handsome
strong rumours of a second wank
>>222873295pls respond
Martineli starting wth is Carlo doing he's a super sub
any full irish r1b man in
doing absolutely rotten fartshavent even eaten anything apart from 3 beers and a cheese straw
might play a video game what do you reckon
Genuinely think transgender people should be euthanised A genuine mental illness pestilence harming society and children
>>222873365Play Kingdom Hearts. It's a /Brit/ team approved game series
whats your plan when hes sprinting towards you?
>>222873378mould
>>222873378Wear sunglasses to hide your lifeless eyes
>>222873386Crescent kick, he flips over on his front from the momentum, them axe kick straight into his sternum and ribs.
*floats through*
>>222873386suck his willy get he's never known the feel a bj
>>222873295
>>222873390come out ye black and tans
>>222873353looks a bit like moni
Have you seen the nee tww3 announcement? New nurgle stuff
Moni asked me to look at her cock once to see if it was tuckedI wasn't quite sure tbqh
eating crisps from the crisps packet
So we agree that coal miners doing black face was not cool?
>>222873497Speak American
bag of chips on my knob call that knob and chips
biting my fingernails and the skin around them despite it hurting and wishing i could stophaha
>>222873548Hahahahaha bazinga
have you guys done your itv 7
>>222873565My father would take pliers and pull your knob out to teach you a lesson on this
>>222873502had yer hand
caborg
>>222873565ktimI tried that clear nail varnish stuff that's very bitter but it didn't help at all, actually quite liked it
>>222873565i had normal length nails once in my life and it felt alien
lane splitting is illegal in some parts of america wtf
>>222873628yeah had that as welljust got used to itreally need to get onto the pip for this
>>222873353would fuck the shit out of her (have sex with her with my small penis)
fuck off, that was a great goal.
>>222873665
>>222873628Id you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
Used to have a issue with picking my gums. I would use sharp instruments and poke at the area where the gum meets the tooth and try to pry the gum away. It was extremely satisfying and enjoyable
Howay then, ye clueless furriners an' soft southern jessies what think a hard day's graft is clickin' a mouse, if ye'd ever gan doon the cage an' felt the true fettle o' a Northumbrian seam, ye'd knaa that yer fancy continental notions 'bout proper ale an' banter are nowt but canny rubbish, so divvent come crowin' on this board 'less yer ready to lowp in the skip an' earn yer keep with the marras – else bugger off back to yer shandy-drinkin' shores an' leave the real talk to them what's got coal-dust in their blood
>>222873689That's because you're a disabled adult spacker man
>>222873699
I had a 5 hour "nap", it's over...
>>222873710I'm only one of those things, you clown
>>222873699weird use of "canny"
>>222873605roar mew
>>222873699Are you using an AI to geordiepost?
nigga named berge
Bit doubtful on England desu, what with time, location and weather factors acting against themMay put £10 on Mexico, maybe with a both teams to score accumulator
anybody watching the footy?
>>222873605sc
just awoke from a torturous nightmarish dream with my earpod cord wrapped tightly around my neck urgh
I support Norway one of their players is called berg like catberg I like that
farting into the fan wind and letting it waft back to my nose so i can smell it
>>222873770they've got the weather, you've got harry fucking kane.
>>222873800Harry Kane is a nonce. He's not allowed near Great Almond Street Hospital
trying too hard honey
penalty for brazil.
Did some socialising and now I'm reminded how much of an evil little slug man I amAt least now I'll appreciate the solitude of my incel vampire lair more for the next few days
how are the England haters feeling that England's loss they've been waiting so eagerly for will be due to playing 2kKM above sea level and not because the other team was better?
>>222873880Alri egyptbot
what a fucking retard that norwegian is, he legsweeped the brapzilian and just handed them a penalty.
>>222873689still do this me, pressing the zip off my jacket there really feels so good :] x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_-0gkHoWmg
aryan beast man in
the ref's biomass
sir brazilian penalty
>>222873912i didnt know he was born in the UK
>>222872383Brits, be honest, do you think you will win Against Mexico? I am totally neutral desu i just want to do something other than scroll through my phone and watch the Game.
lol england's jimmy rice just missed a penalty
ahahhaah
just look at this shite, thank god for the norwegian goalkeeper.
tried watching divegrass won't bother trying again, but i will participate in shitposting threads
>>222873936No, I wouldn't be surprised at all if we lost
>>222873956how do these nibbas still have knees
>>222873958thanks for letting us know mate
>>222873956I think he did touch the ball tbf. Does touching the ball void any potential penalty?
>>222873984yeah you can punch a man in the face as long as you also touch the ball
excuse me while i whip this out
Brazil are playing well so far. Good control of the ball, good passing and teamwork.
reading about wojtek, the bear soldier in ww2 who has a statue in scotland
>>222873956didnt look like this on the telly
brazil? more where is underpants zil?
giving my dog a bbl
what a fucking slurper
hydration break bollocks
a new episode is out. this is not a drill!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UeAH0Me2aI
>>222874062Interesting interpretation of the match, do you have any other insights?
Think my stream is slightly delayed you guys keep telling me what is happening before it happens
hydration break squid game coronavirus
the brazilians are washed, but goddamn, the norwegians are a bunch of thick meatheads.
>>222874144I can fry a whole chicken in Dashas voice
>>222874169I hate them so much
>>222874169doesnt make sense
why doesn't ITV player let you rewind?
>>222874183Dasha cheated on my second best friend, also she looks like someone that hurt me.>>222874190it's a vocal fry joke
i love him
get the fuckign new made NOW
dont care if we win just want USA to lose
>>222874240you dont fry chicken
munching some pork belly flavour chinese crisps and they are lushberg
>>222874151Bwit team will keep you informed sir sacked twanny
>>222874249fucking roar
hydrogen break
>>222874277
...excellent energy surge detected in charlottetown...
>>222874304
What the bloody fuck are they showing the kids
>>222874328toughest thing i've seen.>>222874257why? what about christian pulisic the lebron james of soccer?
(8) we are the /brit/ teamwe are the /brit/ team (8)
>>222874416put an argentina shirt on him and it would be the same
egg
>>222874473hi
>>222874485hey :p
seriously why doesn't ITV player let you rewind?
>>222874503dont know sorry
you reckon anyone's ever seen the moon
>>222874503thats just how tellies are.
>>222874503im too blacked to answer
>>222874503Judeo-Masonic conspiracy
>>222874503banned by woke
still farting
>>222874520isnt it weird that every human that has ever existed has looked at the same moon? hundreds of billions of humans, and they all have had an opinion of it.
I don't understand how a country like Norway gets a team this good. Brazilians have a billion kids who play football on the streets every day like it's a religion, so you're bound to find a lot of talent. In Norway kids have to stay indoors half the year and it's not even that popular. Think it must be the aryan beast gene.
just remembered how big FA pitches are and the hairs on my neck raised
>>222874554never laid eyes on it me
>>222874563don't remind me please i'm still having nightmares over that
>>222874557brazil aren't as good these days
>>222874557they are very good athletes. overrepresented I would say. like being really good in athletics. and obvious winter olympics.
>>222874557they have a berserker
>>222874554Wrong blind people haven't seen it
>>222874557very surprising, Brazil used to be one of the best teams from 95 to 2005.
Haaland moving like a zombie
>>222874625he does that
the world is a horrible place
time to move>>222868580>>222868580>>222868580
>>222874625real nazgul skinwalker shit
my sophisticated opinion about the moon
