If I had a thousand years of life I would waste all of them editionPrevious>>222871600
I told u
my day is ruined every time I have to interact with a canadian
>canadians bad grow up
I bought a bunch of overpriced protein bowls from the food store. Of the five of them, which I suppose isn't really enough to be called a bunch but whatever... of the five of them, all of them had cardboard bowls for some reason except one. Even though they are all the same brand. Curious indeed...
Greetings from Canada!
I only said Dick had his wife committed by bullshitting a board of medical professionals...that wasn't a diss, I kind of admire that
Should we all transition for a day? Just to see how it feels.
nigga named bobb
>>222876178*Hits you in the head as hard as I can and then kicks it with my heel until you go back down your hole*
>>222876129Hey
>>222876196I prefer having a male body than I would a female one. Maybe that makes me boring, but hey, that’s how I feel.
>>222876196i want to transition permanently
Norway mogs Sweden
I deserve this
>>222876267once I'm swimming in untaxed cryptobux I plan to visit Norway just to see what it's like to pay 10 bucks for a bottle of water when it's 18°C outside in late July...and of course to see that dramatic fjord/fjellscape.
>>222876267always has
>>222876267and Brazil
>>222876129what if you don't know the person is canadian, does it still work
>>222876308hope you drown
god damn
>>222876350this is another anon who also has a problem with you apparently serbian anon
>>222876342and gaymen!
>>222876398what? are you drunk
>>222876398https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6lgpkowD78RED SKY AT MORNING, SAILOR TAKE WARNING
>>222876469we seem to have a common ground in music but I still don't forgive your disrespectful comments
i rate this 6.5/10
>>222876547>only on netflixmark of a shit film
>>222876534alright, if you want me to play the role of Dick hater, I couldn't stand Spielberg's The Minority Report, I turned it off after 10 minutes
>>222876559i prefer you've got mail
Maybe I might just become a math teacher
>>222876547is this a movie where le quirky guy gets the girl despite being a massive sperglord
>>222876594some years ago I decided to research the romcom genre, especially the movies that were huge in the 90's when I was a kid and I always read about in magazines, so I watched all the Hugh Grant flicks, You've Got Mail & When Harry Met Sally...and they were all great, the com part was really strong and the cast was stellar every time
>>222876650nope
>>222876605but you can't do math??
>>222876672you're actually retarded
>>222876713Hugh Grant took a role in a D&D movie, and a good one at that...how bad can he be?
Pinching my itchy ballsack
did you know the magic of dnd is called vancian magic because it's stolen from jack vances depiction of magic artifacts
>>222876824dnd more like nerd orgy hahaha faggot
>>222876865bodied that FOOL
Anyone else have a crazy family member
>>222876824I do, but I've only read one novel of Vance's, it was kind of in the vein of Le Guin's Earthsea series...but Vancian magic is from his Dying Earth series afaik, with the wizard depleting his spells upon casting and needing to rest to replenish them.
>>222876901I'M THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
>>222876905nta but have you ever considered suicide?
>>222876824
>>222876905yes>>222876865>>222876900i dont even like dnd so you belly flopped actually
>>222876901
>>222876943I used to be suicidal, but then the world became this great place to live, and I was like no way, dude :keanu:
>>222876980I think your former self was right
I often describe things using the word gaping or gaped even when other words would be preferable and articulate the situation in a better way. This is because I find it amusing
>>222877028Same
>>222876901my father
WAGMI brehs
>>222877056yeah, mine too, the guy's a total cook, completely dysfunctional, even though he has an M.A. in philosophy
Wagwan bredren
>>222876901just one?
>>222876901I have an uncle with schizophrenia
>>222877110Bing chillin
im feeling fligu today>>>/gif/30857617
>>222877110I saw Burning Spear not a fortnight ago, the guy probably has cancer from smoking pot for 70 years, he's so shriveled now...still, he's one of the greats and it wasn't bad
>>222877139those guys have a real sick sense of humour over there
Matan Evan interviewed Rabbi Yosef Mizrachi
A moose on the loose
>>222877184I'm watching it rn lol
chat is this real
>>222877254Same
>>222876824fascinating, thank you for sharing
norway winnin' world cup>>222876268phwoar would shag the shiddingtonshire outta her face
>>222877254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0gyol1Cpc8idk if you play 70's funk (yacht) at all, but Pages had their highlights
>>222877192Big fella
>>222876268genuinely cant believe hes marri d to jack antonoffhes such a poof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVMZ6NCSOQM
>>222877294
>>222877346for me?karen carpenter
>>222877358the guy looks repulsive but he's obviously super sharp, smart guys get the girl, too
There's loads of naive people. People that believe what they hearThe sort that believe that if something were true ... They would have heard about it in the newsAfter a certain age you can't help but feel sorry for this sort of person who bumbles through reality believing whole heartedly whatever they saw last no matter how much it contradicts the evidence of their own eyes
>>222877383post some, then, shireman
watching touched by an angel
except for Harvey Weinstein, the guy just couldn't catch a break with women...but he was fat, too, women hate that
>>222877421im gonna touch you
Why do women want to have sex if they rarely orgasm statistically
>>222877463that's why they sleep around so much, cause once they DO have an orgasm it's ogre for them
>>222877346>idk if you play 70's funk (yacht) at allsometimes, this is definitely a chune!
anybody else feel like the vibes are a bit off lately?
>>222877463I can make them orgasm every time, you need to put in the effort, and it takes more than you think
>>222877524Its probably because I started posting here again recently. Not my problem
>>222877524the world is coming to an endprepare
>>222877524
>>222877524Yeah that’s me. I’m a new poster here
>>222877524The vibes have been off since 2020
>>222877418ummmhave you never seen karen carpenter cover dancing in the street?
>>222877539I have never and will never have sex. But even if I did, whether or not the woman orgasms is immaterial to me. It's simply a matter of distant curiosity
>>222877551Yeah it’s heavens hell
Clown world began in the summer of 2007.
>>222877539>and it takes more than you thinkdepends on the woman
>>222877585If you care about them staying with you, you need to give them the big O, of you don't care, nut and run>I have never and will never have sex.dude, some girl wants you right now, she might not be a supermodel, but....
Do human beans grow on a bush or a tree? I would suppose a tree, since it's called a family tree and not a family bush.Does that mean human beans would make a good coffee? Curious...
there's this 20 something dude who has a little sister. she's probably half his age. just realized she may have been an accident
>>222877616corr propa handsome diss kittingtonshirewun gud fing bout summer is seeing all the kittingtonshire laze about
>>222877639true, a real knower here
norway actually won, niiiiiice
>>222877557we entered a new timeline in 2012
>>222877392nah nibba gay as hell
>>222877666digits have spoken
>>222877663I want to touch Haaland's penior
sometimes its so hard to follow the breadingtonshire i feel like im getting dementia
>>222877641Thats fine she can be fat and ugly by herself
>>222877710he doesn't want you to
The shite did start after the 2008 crash so yeah around 2012 they started ruining everything on purpose and preparing for 2020
>>222877580the Bowie/Jagger version is one of the worst songs of all time, so I'm not inclined to watch that
>>222877725dude, just try to be more social, somehow, in any way you can do itand it will happen, my girl is a 6.5, but I love here, she's just barley above average, but I have fugged 4's...
>>222877745never heard of dat version
>>222877772*gently pushes you out the door and closes it*
what is incredible is dat swan's filth and cop were made in like 1983 but they sound at least a decade ahead of their timeBeauty and the BeastSons of the Silent AgeV-2 SchneiderSense of DoubtJoe the LionBlackoutMoss GardenNeukoln"Heroes"
I felt the world change in July 2007 but most people didn't feel it yet.
>>222877802dude, there's somebody for everybody, you're not going to find her at your house
>>222877865>>222877772GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEEEE
I hate these people who consider themselves to be “good drunks”. Nobody who drinks regularly is a good drunk 100% of the time
>>222877851https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdBQFlDOv0sI've posted you Chrome before, those guys were playing breakbeats in 1977, but you seemed unfazed. And just look at the title of the song. LOOK AT IT!
SOVL food
Gavin is starting to get Jpilled lol >>222877930
You just know her pussy got destroyed
>>222876053>My foreman got angry because I am negative about myself>I tell him I have nothing to be proud of or happy about >He gets pissy Why would he care I never speak at all and I made a joke about wanting to be hit in the head with a sledge hammer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTHJv3SAMBY
>>222877865not me i’m a hideously ugly turbosperg depressed racist spastic freak loser
>>222877967Iron Maiden totally ripped off Rush
>>222877948brasilian slutd
Sometimes it feels like there's a subtext to /cum/ as well as many other general threads that I don't understand, like the regulars who know every single namefag and how to identify them have their own coded language
>>222877925umm karen carpenter INVENTEDbreakbeats during her perfoemance of dancing in the streetjust look at the youtube comments and they will verify me
My uncle has a boat and a motorcycle.
>>222877998theres a hidden meaning here you are just beginning to grasp
for a while there I thought I'd contracted Hep B....HAHAHAHAHHA, silly me!
>>222877998Is the coded language Hebrew?
>>222877998why do you want to identify them?
>>222877998yeah that’s true of anywhere where the same people gather routinely. the world does not procedurally generate and spawn people in as you encounter it. they call it “history” but you can learn it
>>222877978In what way?
>>222878049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3t6iHhYkscin this exact way
Why would I have confidence if I am a complete and utter worthless human being? I mostly wanna just goon and play games now I gave up on college because I am a complete retard so it won't work out
>>222878077Black people seem to do it. Try emulating them or something
>>222878020how?>>222878066that's a bit of a stretch
>>222878077https://youtu.be/LQhX8PbNUWI
>>222878077some girls really like when man got gaming skills
I should go to bed but I’m gonna stay up and watch the Mexico vs England game
>>222878108sex
>>222878133>>222878094I don't know I fucked up basic tasks and I am a complete retard my real achievement was somehow living as long as I have
>>222878077Because if you don’t have confidence you won’t breed
poorfags stole my childhood
i don’t want to go back to work but i’ve also anguished sitting alone in my barren apartment doing nothing all weekend. i really should kill myself and take a few minecraft creepers and endermen with me
>>222878167Why would I wanna breed we have enough useless retards like me
My new hobby is pushing the hair around my head and pressing it into my growing bald spot
most important bassist of the post-punk period?gotta bejah wobble innit
>>222878013yeah but does he have any BITCHES?!
>>222878147what were the symptoms?
https://youtu.be/tVWhjdbTAEA?si=18hq5WswVXJJxKOA
>>222878225idk how anyone who has heard the crazy mayhem of Bela Lugosi's Dead could claim that>>222878233NVM, WINNING!
>>222878269Thankfully I've never had an STD although I probably have dormant HPV but never had a flare up or have given it to someone.
>>222878066And which IM song sounds similar?
>>222878265great stuff
>>222878208Because living things just want to
i’m immunized against hep A and B even though i have never and will never have sex
Is cognac an appropriate aperitif?
i want to penetrate a vagina and release my semen deep inside
>>222878295I hate Iron Maiden, so I may be putting them down...I don't like Rush, either tbth
Microwaves are kinda gay
Im thinking about getting stalker 2. I wonder if its still shit
>>222878325To have kids, right?
>>222878327
https://youtu.be/LZosMwonEPM
Was Norway beating Brazil a big suprrpisem?
>>222878375Yah
>>222878390i think that's AI
>>222878354well she wants to keep them thats on her dont expect me to do anything
Lithuenian.
>>222878405not interested
Everything is proceeding as necessary. Stay the course. Try to get lots of sleep.
What’s good for me is good
>>222878441-Q
>>222878441What?
You knew I was a Scorpion when you let me post here
>>222878478My eyes hurt me, man...
>>222878441>t. Cap'n Bligh
https://youtu.be/nplC-wGHXx8
Classified as Jewish.
>>222878498Damn that was actually funny
hope england get knocked outcsnt stand em
There's this Russian mathematician who looks exactly like pewdiepie. It's really weird.
>>222878508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hSn1NwZaPA
Fuck off already.
>>222878528his name? Eipeidwep
Pump. Pump.
I wish BG3 wasn't based around 5E desu.
>>222878542tsmt
https://youtu.be/HFXxIXabOG4
Putting ice in the wine. It's too hot to be European rn
Bye you all.
>>222878582No please stay
One hour delay for weather is too late for me. Goodnight /cum/
i just bought 15 steam games and i plan to buy more before the summer sale ends
>>222878593in nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvfOgkeJAN8Joy Division if they American
https://youtu.be/kLZJ-0IP9bY
Ok.
>>222878641Amen
>>222878673See you later
>>222878625what did you buy?
>>222878682Your posts are really good. You should start using a name or tripcode so I can find them easier
>>222878682Ok
>>222878693See you later
>>222878693You can filter flags only in /cum/ by using ublock origin
>>222878694Ok.
I just booked a stay at a nudist resort and never did anything like that before/cum/ meatup?
>>222878732Shmeat up?
>>222878730Ok
>>222878732let me guess, you're gay?
>>222878759Bye.
>>222878732nudist beaches are incredibly common in Croatia due to the demand of the Germans'...that whole back to nature movement that spawned nazism and various iterations of boy scouts also spawned nudist beaches, called FKK in German, and that endures to this day
>>222878766No
DON'T DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN
>>222878782Bye Bye
I also meant to mention theosophy as to come off as really bougie and all that
>>222878785I wish there were more places it was acceptable in the us
Have you ever tried harissa
rhoy bhaskar, inventor of transcendental and critical realist approaches to philosophy if science was brought up in a theosophist household
Nudist beaches here suck because only fat old ladies and men go there, it's usually a sectioned off part of the beach right next to the regular beach BUTon the regular beach a lot of girls just go topless and there's not a law and nobody cares
Seriously discussing religion annoys me because it's like none of that shit matters even slightly
>>222878835yeah
>>222878835I have, it's alright
Grigger
>>222878835Yeah you add it to chicken that you are toasting, also I recommend ginger and tomato
>>222878859you can't say that
Umarucchi playing video games
>>222878868Like as a seasoning?
>>222878870Its ok grimace isnt around
>>222878877Yes if you are doing a light fry with chicken breast in oil or butter the harissa will get into the chicken
>>222878899Is Grimace a brotha?
>>222878835yes I had a can a few months ago, it's very goodspeaking of chilly paste I just for the first time tried Gochujang (the ferment chilly Korean paste) it's so good for cooking
I've had enough italian sausage today to give a lesser man than myself a heart attack
I won't make a gay joke about that post
>>222878930I got a Italian sausage for ya right here ah
/sp/ is even more of a woman worshipping board than /int/i rarely see anime girls being posted there
>>222878930
im going to make a gay joke about the next post
>>222878930You just gorge yourself on Italian men all day?!
>>222878986>>222878988
nevermind, not necessary
>>222878953Italian sausages are small. Kind of a self-own
I don't owe society anything
>>222878928How did you use it
>>222879017are they? the spicy italian sausage i get is a decent size. i wouldn't want to put in my ass, let's put it that way.
I'm on a psychedelic trip reading murder books trying to stay hip
>>222879017Size has never stopped you c'mon
>>222879050Billy Idol is really atmospheric
Zoom Zoom's butt looks like THIS???
>>222879079a sniffa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCZI7fZJlgE
>>2228790176 inches is big
>>222879079Concave af
Low morals Mexico fans commit nuisance acts outside England hotel
somebody like my youtube comment so my confidence is up
Even though Canada is part of the commonwealth, I will cheer for Mexico out of /cum/ solidarity!
Kys fags no one wants to hear this revolting shit
>>222879122wheres the comment king, ill like it for you
THE GALAXY IS ON FIRE
Drank alcohol earlier and did last night as well so I can't drink alcohol right now, but im not sure what else I am supposed to do at this hour of the night
>>222879140DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!
>>222879140good
what if the emperors real name was Phillis
>>222879034The harissa? I used it as a marinate, also I made pasta with meat sauce and used it instead of tomato paste.
poodookie
>>222879171Philis Buckingham?
Feel like I should move to a different city. Not that my opportunities or life will be any better there but mostly just cause I'm tired of living with my parents A move always gives a nice temporary delusion that life is changing for the better
>>222879156What do you think of the new warriors of chaos models?
wish i could play the piano
I have a theory: People’s whose favorite pokemon is Bulbasaur, Ivysaur or Venusaur tend to have a higher IQ than those who prefer other pokemon.
>>222879156>>222879229Champions of chaos new kit too
>>222879233it's an easy instrument to start with
>>222879229WHFB had this magic to it in the 90's, it was clearly superior to 40k, which was a sort of a derivative...but in the late 90's the balance shifted...compare these fine models to the 40k Khorne bezerker (sic)...that is instantly recognizable, 40k is aesthetically superior in the 21st century
>>222879237yupwas the high iq pick for pokemon blue
>>222879237Grass pokemon are doo doo because water pokemon can learn ice types
Pornography is the only high iq hobby
My favorite pokeman is Tardizard
Countries ranked by how over it is >Not over Denmark >Can still be saved SwedenNorwayFinland >Can still be saved but very difficultIreland France Scotland Germany>It's completely over England
>>222879261Aesthetically they are based off the older late 90’s early 2000’s chaos warrior art by Adrian smith
>>222879301a B-horror movie where all the long-term stoners scromit at you, turning you into one of their number, due to the reemergence of Bob Marley as some sort of deity
>>222879313well I have sworn a solemn oath never to touch TOW before the Chorfs come out - big hats, of course!
>>222879312Ethnic French are a minority in french maternity wards. It’s definitely over for them.
>>222879274Porn is disgusting. Hentai is pure
what's the best willie nelson song
>>222879344That's still the younger generation and they might have a chud out this election.Where does Poland fall on this scale?
Ok jason
why don't the call it Kingdom Orgasm: Deliverance
>>222879091what do you think it smells like?>>222879106yeah
John Henry is an American hero
>>222879359The right wing is going to win the next election and this time I’ll be win a coalition government with an openly anti semitic party. Demographics wise we are still over 90% ethnically Polish. With probably 4-6% of our population being Ukrainians. And I’m of the opinion that all the men have to go back.
>>222879412there is this US folk legend about an ex-Yugoslav worker who bends steel with his bare hands, I believe it's from Pittsburgh, I can't remember the exact name now, but it underscores the tough, industrial, working class character of this region as well as of the city
>>222879412yeah but he's no johnny appleseed
How do you cope?
>>222879471i dont really i kinda just engage in escapism or else suffer
Covid happened in the last year of Trump's presidency. 2028 is the last year of Trump's current presidency. Therefore the next covid will happen in 2028
>>222879471i fuck one of my bitches
>>222879471I was born in it. Moulded by it. I didn’t see the light of trvke until I was already a man.
>>222879471a good pooingtonshire
tomorrows monday so another day of the banks calling me 100 times in a row because they want money
>>222879471weed, sports and dr. pepper
NEEDto shag a dutch winans arse
I think that if industrial society collapsed it would be the best thing for the European race. The number one thing that prevents chimp outs against immigrants is the threat of violence from the state. If such state ceases to exist, there is no fear of reprisal. Think of what the South used to be like.
>>222879523What about mine?
reminderim only wun in breadingtonberg to have pooed in the pacific us northwestto have shagged a canadian womanto have shagged a us womanwe all kno /cum/ is the incel board
>>222879509we just need one more big score then we can lay low awhile
>>222879530you want to live for 70 years and kill Johnny Somali...I want to live for 10.000 and drink cocktails with him on Tau Ceti...we are not the same
>>222879561Ive shagged some northwestern girlsNot everyone here is a virginMe? Im a shagger
