met lil wayne edish
Thread theme https://youtu.be/u8axoBf5QWo
can you eat mexican food or is it too spicy?
match delayed just as a certain Mr. Mouse predicted
https://youtu.be/1HG5eII55JA?is=M_M4j-ur7UAYSrYybased
yeah nah I'm off to bed then
>>222878209weezy
confirm this fucking 2am kick off so i can have 2 hours of sleep pls
I am honestly sad I went to go get drunk and make a ass of myself instead of just killing myself I feel miserable
>>222878249coward
>>222878238
>>222878238this is embarrassing
>>222878251it's more likely to be 3am
>The fake news media and the radical left soccer analysts wanted our star, tremendous Folarin Balogun—who by the way, scored a beautiful, beautiful goal—they wanted him banned. Total disaster! They gave him a very unfair, very corrupt red card for absolutely nothing. But FIFA—and Gianni, he’s a very smart guy, very strong—they looked at the facts and they suspended the suspension. Very smart! America is winning again, and Belgium is going to lose bigly in Seattle!
>>222878238any britbong copper that lays hands on me for no reason is getting smacked
cringed off my nut reading that
2AM fucksake
right well that's a delayed kickoff
That's right on the edge of me not being arsedJust push it back another hour so I can go to bed
>pubs open until 5amthey knew
>>222878261one of my favorite webms
>>222878222was rooting for paraguay and cabo verde. now i'm just hoping france loses (and ngubu breaks his leg)remaining teams from best to most evil:>portugal>norway>usa>mexico>belgium>spain>switzerland>england>columbia>egypt>argentina>morocco>france
>>222878238I remember that episode of Benny Hill!
why the FUCK didn’t they change it to 7pm our time when they had the chance they knew the weather was going to be like this more fucking incompetence from fifa
Going to be mental when it gets further delayed and the match goes all the way to pens
>>222878277oh fuck off why wouldn't they know a storm was coming in bet it ends up being longer than that I'm just going to bed
How the fuck does mousecunt know everything? I hate him but I have to be fair - he is a genius
>>222878312she has a chinless alien skull
foxes on a madone
Howling at everyone who went to bed early and will be waking up in half an hour
>>222878209ahahah what a lad
Is this true about you guys?>>>/sp/156310142
>>222878345s
>>222878312managed to not post it as a new thread on /tv/ this time did you yeah
>>222878209I am giving up on going back to college or doing anything with my life because I know I will never own a home or have a family
>>222878340
open the fucking pubs
>>222878320>portugalshit bait
>>222878334he knows quite a few people in the gamehis premium discord is usually ahead of fabrizio when it comes to tranfers as well
>>222878320>Portugal>Not evillol
>>222878348is what truemost people have jobs but you can just call in sick can't you
>>222878348it is now they've pushed it back I'm just going to bed
>>222878348looks to be a subhuman frogposter?
>>222878336Sorry she doesn't have a manjaw like many of the so-called "girls" you lot like
>>222878273Ok and you’re getting locked up for 5 years then congrats worth it?
>>222878320whats wrong with morroco, i havent watched any of their games.
>>222878320dogshit wog bait
Well lads who is gonna suck me off then?
>>222878370based
what's a nigga posed to do for 2 hours
>>222878340Biscuitmong
>>222878376yes I wouldnt care down with the regime
>>222878387im playing path of exile
>>222878348I am a neet yeah
Made some nice sauce to go with the meatballs I bought, made some nice rice, enjoyed the meal and about an hour later I had to shit liquid. It happens more often than not when I cook. Could it have something to do with the cleanliness of my abode?
>>222878358lowkey wish i had a gf i could do retarded shit like this with.
bookies starting to go against england now
>>222878387goon to gay porn
>>222878387Read>>222878383
>>222878374yeah well there's a middle ground between no chin and tranny isn't therenot everything is black and white
>>222878383*raises paw*
>>222878404Who are you playing against again?
>>222878364>>222878361ronaldo winning would be the feel-good story of the century>>222878378nafri shenanigans
>>222878402Could be too much fat in the meal, or saltHappens to me occasionally
sir preston davey
>>222878422s
>>222878402was the meat old or something?
>>222878420>ronaldo winning would be the feel-good story of the centurywhyhe's a cunt
sir x y posting is an enduring legacy of mr keir rodney's time as prime minister
>>222878370
>>222878387I'm watching anime
some worrying signs coming out of moscow berlin in tatters soon
>>222878455fucking chortling
Do you think any celebrities are going to watch the match like from film or TV programmes.
>>222878439better than pissi riggi
>>222878422You can't put that
>>222878455cunt is built like the lorax
>>222878426
Really can't be arsed staying up but this does have unusual kino potentialCould watch it in the morning but it's not the same is it
>>222878474don't like either of them
>>222878482lmfao
So it's tequila then?
Odds I stay upEvens I go to beddingtons
>>222878483aye feels like it could be a kino game might just power through and do a cheeky 10am wfh start
>>222878483no its not the sameso stay up little boy
going to bed not watching this shit diveball is fucking awful anyway for working class people, Germans, redditors and other undesirables
Sir Yes Sir
>>222878544see you later paki
have wanked and cummed to some of these
>>222878544sir middle class wanker
Fuck it I'm getting on the cans
>kick off delayed until 2amFuck it I'm gonna go to bed for an hour power nap
watching bella and the bulldogs
>>222878573Get this racist wankpuffin executed and atomises
>>222878479trying not to say anything... controversial...
>>222878551GOOD post
>>222878585fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>222878579im on the cans and i have toil in the morningdont give a fuck
>Play cannot begin until 30 minutes have passed since lightning was last detected within an eight-mile radius of the stadium.
>fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>222878410It's not that bad come on lad
>>222878604imagine if a player got vaporised by a lightning strike mid match
holy crap, they actually delayed, unbelievable.
reminder englands national sport is actually cricket football is so fucking shit should be illegal desu
>>222878616do you reckon getting electrocuted like that gives you a stiffy
>>222878615looks much better herei rescind my comment
>>222878613i sit like this
SHOTS FIRED NIGGAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCCrpLZfpH4
>>222878421Thanks bro.
>>222878613>using that image to defend someone with at LEAST 200 apu images saved and organised
>reminder englands national sport is actually cricket
odds bed, evens stay up and watch, dubs I go to /brtifeel/ until sunrise
>>222878437No, expiration date was 11th of July, 12 little meatballs.
>>222878650I wish my apu images are organized, I don't even name picture files, I live in chaos
my head is no evenly shaped its a fucking mongo head
>>222878663PINKPONY CLUB
>>222878674alri karl
>>222878663prob a bit stinky but I would >>222878665interesting, was the tomato sauce bought?
>>222878666same I often can't find the ones I'm thinking of
>>222878663I'm so tired
>>222878479Me? Would have just rode right past, not my problem, don't care
>>222878663chappy
The webm that destroyed /Rus/
going to batter the missus even if england win just to keep her on her toes
>>222878312phwoar who diss
>>222878663digusting tattoos if I was Prime minister I would outlaw tattoos over night
need chappell roan to just marry me already
>>222878695No, I made it, onions, garlic, the works. The smoked pepper I use that my kother sent me is 6 years old. Could it be mold? Fuck, I'm dying of mold here.
>>222878479really bizarre series of events
match delayed so goon sesh extended. you win some you lose some
>>222878697
if anyone fancies a scrap I'll be outside the Oriental Cottage in Saffron Walden
some rekorderlig 7% for me. great beverage, doesnt exist in the uk sadly
cant wait for mejico to knock englel out and norway win world cup
Wilt had sex with 20,000 women and fathered 0 children
>>222878733Good riddance, fingers crossed it's painful
>>222878710screaming
>>222878746I'll be there in ten gonna spin your jaw like a 2003 danish kaneria Googly you fat neek
>>222878747can't drink because of a bad stomach me
>>222878733>No, I made it, onions, garlic, the worksBased, I also make my own. I made some nice meatballs a couple of months ago.>The smoked pepper I use that my kother sent me is 6 years oldusually when something is smoked it's harder to go bad but might be, there's no moisture in it
>>222878771feeble little man
>>222878764Fucking cunt, I'll stick a hurling stick up your thion before I croak.
>>222878779Yeah, I sizzled the meatballs to give them a crust then into the sauce, then I made the rice. Fuck, with meatballs here it's a common occurence. Could I be allergic to something?
>>222878636India's national sport is field hockey
Changed my mind, off to bed
fride rice for brekky
>>222878710Hang on. But /brit/ says Russian ("Rvssia") is based ("bvsed") Ok. I am confused.
they only come out at night
>>222878824not an airport, no need to announce departures
>>222878636nobody actually enjoys watching cricket its just a faggot version of baseball
>>222878815>Could I be allergic to something?facts and logic perhaps
here comes the twister
does the delayed kick off lessen the benefits of the players using viagra for altitude? do they do it right before they start or does it happen earlier in the day and now they are off by an hour?
playing "overwatch"
just realized, if mexico loses, its just us and colombia from latin america left.
?
>>222878874gave me a chuckle
>>222878865they're all just sat there in the dressing room with massive stiffies
>>222878865they take a couple of ibuprofen as a top-up
you fool me you can't get fooled again
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1783201616529284.mp4
>>222878872
Right that's a /gif/ videoJust wont click it will I
>>222878907lovely shenis on her
>>222878916we love our juno dont we folks
>>222878907they all got deformed willies
>>222878921
get starmer on the blower we need pubs open another hour
no withdrawals for me tonight my lad that comes tomorrow when im of the beers
>>222878815Maybe it was something you ate yesterday and it's coming out now, I've read that food poisoning occurs about 12 hours later or something. found the meatball pic
>>222878916she is literally me
>>222878952
>>222878940just watch the game from home on your telly, whats the issue.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1783201633996414.mp4
Guess it's coming home eh, lads?
>>222878960what were they thinking
*'smack my bitch up' starts playing at high volume*
>>222878960weird umpops creature
damon albarn will be 60 soon
dont give a f^&k about n&%%gers
>>222879014gorillaz be kidding me
fodey probably doesn't need viagra
already polished off the bag ffs lads what wrong with me
>delayed again for another hourThey have to be joking
>>222879014sounds about right
>>222879023Just don't watch the game then mate
>>222879038shut up
get ready to get btfo :)
>>222879038
>>222879052Why do you think im lying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peT4UHcSF9gkatie is short for catherine isnt it? my youtube recommendation is funny.
>>222879072You realise she's unwell in this video right
KANEEEEEEEEEEE
>>222879072shut you argie necro bastard
>>222879081maybe its not her who was unwell, maybe its the sick world we live in.
>>222879072scat queen Katie
>no you don't understand we can't move it forward>gets delayed 1 hour lmao
Might install some Minecraft shaders
Karl Pilkington is 62 years old
>>222879099Maybe it's you as well
harry kane showing me his skyrim file
>>222879105no way it gets delayed for another hour man, that's such a big trolling fuck you to everyone.
>>222879113sounds about right
>>222879113i'll be 62 by the time this bloody match starts! haha
>Mexico will surely fancy their chances here tonight. All week they have been talking about the idea of 'no fear' or 'cero miedo'.is that why they took it upon themselves to disrupt the sleep of their opponents like the underhand meds they are
so Kane will have a raging boner tonight?
>>22287911329 when xfm started
Would you rather have a time machine that can only be used 13 times but can go as far into the future or past as you like OR a time machine that can be used unlimited times but can only go back 16 years into the past?
>>222879128
any battyman having a pre-game arsewank
>>222879137those hotels have a special kind of glass that completely shuts down the noise. Even then, every hotel has ear plugs.
>>222879157not gay myself and not having an arsewank but I am looking at some pretty gay stuff
>>222879144can i go into the future to rape and suffer no consequences?
>>22287914413 times
Starting on the cans
>>222879128Don't get it.Is today your birthday or something?
>>222879144>16 yearsGood number that
>>222879170dangerous and downright stupid
>>222875779ah i see
>>222879164reflective screen is it
>>222879160yeah sure mate Mexico has access to a special kind of glass that no other hotel in any other city has, very advanced aren't they
on the roulette
>>222879144Go to the past and live different lives every time and try things, also I miss one of my ex gfs
>>222879167Your conscience will feel the weight of your decisions irregardless of which time machine you choose
>>222879197dangerous and downright stupid
>>222879208okay unlimited rapes please
Rorke holds conservative views on most matters
>>222879137Did you have a problem when England fans did the same thing to Italy before the euros final? Or did you not know about that because you only jump on the football bandwagon every 4 years
>>222879236omds what is he like aha
>irregardless
ran out of oil so had had to use ghee in my fried ricehighkey tastes good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3LmQFt4pQc
>>222879242Didn't happen
>>222879189Every international hotel in global cities has them stupid fuck, its called acoustic laminated glass.
>>222879247Another indian contribution to the vibrant tapestry that is multicultural Australia
>>222879260https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/england-italy-euro-2020-fireworks-24510763.amp
doing evil and sinister things
>>222879246It's in the dictionary.https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/irregardlesshttps://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardlesshttps://www.oed.com/dictionary/irregardless_adjTake your pick. It's in all of them.
>stupid fuck, its called acoustic laminated glass.
>>222879290Hi bruh
BREAKING NEWS: GAME HAS BEEN CALLED FOR ALL ETERNITY
what am i doing, arguing about glass here instead of studying.
Carnage Rape 2: Return of Rorke and Jason
>>222879297virus dont click
lmao well i'm not going to the pub anymore gona go bedwild to stay up for thisn ow
Laminating niggers
>>222879247It's just clarified butter mongUs Anglos invented that
food i cook the most is chinese nigga food > indian nigga food > mideast nigga foodf > white nigga food need to start cooking japanese nigga food because its easy and simple and lowkey yummers
>>222879336had indian takeaway for tea
>>222879324so fucking what
mad how all the top rorke accounts on xitter are run by brown people
Bloody hell I've only gone and missed the England game
had indian pussy for tea yesterday
Shelter in place due to bad weather?This is definitely a new nanny state term that I’ve never heard of before. Back in my days, we got taught common sense in school like don’t fly kites in a lightning storm, don’t be the tallest object in an open fields, don’t stand next to trees or use a landline phone and anyone ignoring these things just get Natural selectioned
>>222879354Don't call it ghee.
>>222879378no you didnt be quiet
just spunked in a naan bread
>>222879386thats what it says on the jar
eating a chicken parmi made with billy bear meat
>>222879393the interesting part is I did actually
listening to paramore x
carberg has to go for MOTtoil by the 18th and i've not booked it in yet
rorke wears addidas aftershave
>>222879411Please don't talk about MOTs while JFs are around. They will mock us.
>>222879337he seems like such a nice and simple lad
>ingerland playing in the rainunfair, home advantage
need belgium to do the needful against team cody tomorrow
team usa coach coady bleaderblowerder
Going to bed. When I wake up England will be eliminated from the World CupVIVA MEXICO
England game delayed to 2am. This is going to be the start of the economic crash when half the country doesn't go to work tomorrow. Mark my words
sir united states men's national soccer team
>>222879432but they're playing 600,000 feet up in the air in zero gravity and the mexicans might do cruel chants!
>>222878236i can eat an extra mild old el paso kit like it was nothing
>>222879458s
Going to take a quick 40 minute power snooze. I will awake just in time for kick off and a new
>>222879454they better not use the p-word
>>222879386https://youtube.com/watch?v=puJjkuQQF9MIt's ngee
for the new someone should make it with the Mexico flag as the image that would be really funny troll
>>222879458
brazil getting knocked out of consecutive world cups by:belgiumcroatianorwaynot good
>England's Right Back is literally named "Cancer" ??
>>222879411MOTs are good, in America they don’t have it and you’ll be sharing the road with cars and retards like these:https://youtu.be/AvkS0-t3UDc
>>222879493seen her wearing nappies and pissing herself
Happy Norway won, tempted to stay awake to see England get knocked out but fuck it. I bet the pubs are going to be messy as fuck by the time the games done with though, especially if it goes to pens, kind of wish I popped out now.
NEW>>222879531>>222879531>>222879531
haaland song is rent free in my mind right now
might make an early new
>>222879425Why? Most countries have them, though admittedly they're every 2 years
>>222879525Prove it!
>>222879547damn wetbacks stealing our gimmicks
>>222879547epic ninja'd
>>222879568THANOS
